HULK SMASH!!!
HICA!
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Healthy Chowhounds blooper reel
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Even the Liberal New Republic.....
And please, remember we are ALL Americans
And yet, to prove that they are more American
Republicans rant more than a hysteric can.
You know, after what I have seen of late in the talking head world, unless I see and hear unedited raw video of something I refuse to believe anything anybody on TV says about anything.
This Peter Beinart that you speak of, he sounds very gay.
LEAVE PETER BEINART ALONE!
Who?
Huh whut?
(reposting below so you will not have to look and I will edit the cuss word)
Thanks.
I wouldn't DREAM of editing you myself.
"we The People" wasn't originally intended to mean blacks, or women, or poor people, I don't think.
Had over 3600 people volunteer to put up signs like these:
http://
freewayblogger.blogspot.c...impeaching.html
if they'd done it, bush and cheney would've been impeached.
What's deep about this? The crater between Beinart's ears?
But it does now.
Yes...yes, he does.
Helms once said his job was to derail the freight train of liberalism.
How'd that work out for you, fucker?
He probably died just so he didn't have to see a black man become president.
Haloscan is in a time warp again.
At least I'm not getting the 'invalid login' I got a couple of days ago.
Normally the kids would still be asleep but who can sleep when the Guitar Center is having a mega sale! Up and out of here at 7:45, they were.
Helms once said his job was to derail the freight train of liberalism.
He got run over by the Soul Train.
Deadthreaded blogwhore (seriously, it's a great video)
232 years ago some dudes wrote the constitution and signed it
last year someone made a great video using Mavis Staples' "99 and 1/2 won't do" combined with footage of police brutality @ the 2007 May Day parades
All I did wash mash it up into a blog post:
http://virgotex.wordpress.com/20...7/04/232-years/
For Pete's sake...what are we talking about?
LEAVE PETER BEINART ALONE!
Is there a YouTube I should know about?
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At least I'm not getting the 'invalid login' I got a couple of days ago.
Mark B. from Austin TX | 07.04.08 - 12:49 pm
that shite is the worst... bad caching by haloscan bites ya in the ass.
Normally the kids would still be asleep but who can sleep when the Guitar Center is having a mega sale! Up and out of here at 7:45, they were.
Why does Guitar Center hate America?
Is there a YouTube I should know about?
I really need to get a video camera.
Geeze, I was without the internet & cable for about two hours.
LEAVE PETER BEINART ALONE!
Is there a YouTube I should know about?
Does it involve Beinart and a Corn Dog? I don't want to see that.
I really need to get a video camera.
watertiger | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 12:51 pm
The further adventures of Atlas...
guitar center has a mega sale every weekend...if we were to believe their advertising , they should be giving shit away for free by now.
Not that I'm not going to find a new mic there later.
Normally the kids would still be asleep but who can sleep when the Guitar Center is having a mega sale! Up and out of here at 7:45, they were.
Hard to pass that up.
Speaking of Guitar Centers, I always get a kick out of how many Eddie VanHeadaches there are out there.
I really need to get a video camera.
Carmilla Hairspray (?) has a video with Altmouse where they're both crying?
I'm too old. In this day and age of youth, I shouldn't have been able to have gotten high during the 1976 Bicentennial.
232 years ago some dudes wrote the constitution and signed it
Actually it was the Declaration of Independence. An indictment of King George denying Americans their god given rights.
Screw you, smelly hippies!!!
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watertiger sez:
I really need to get a video camera.
Carmella Hairspray demands it!
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What's left of the rationale for Obama's candidacy if he's already sold you stupid bastards down the river over the War for Iraq?
It's the cleanliness and well-spokenness, isn't it?
watertiger: I really need to get a video camera.
You can get a really decent one for ~$200. Plenty decent enough for YouTubing.
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Not that I'm not going to find a new mic there later.
Gotta get you one of them Shur SM-58s.
I swore by those when I was a band-playing kind of guy.
I just grilled some burgers with blue cheese and bacon dressing on the side. Thers would be jealous.
Just wait until we find the WMDs!!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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oops, thanks George.
I knew that.
That's the brand I'm gonna be looking for, Zap 
thanks Zap
RMJ: re: your post on Adventus
Alas, torture, violation of human rights and all of it isn't merely American as apple pie, but human as DNA. No era, no region, no people has been entirely free of it. It's a fight that will never be definitively won for all time; it's a fight against a piece of what it means to be human, and defines what it means to be human. And each generation must fight it, then, now and as long as there are humans.
Speaking of smelly hippies....as I sit here on the 4th of July....I imagine myself wandering aimlessly through an endless desert....sort of like Jim Morrison in Wayne's World II.
Notice how Barry dumped the news of his flip-flop just before the holiday weekend? That means he's a pussy who won't stand up for the concerns of his followers. He wanted people to not notice.
What's left of the rationale for Obama's candidacy if he's already sold you stupid bastards down the river over the War for Iraq?
Tell us about the rationale for J. Sidney McDoucheBag's candidacy, Tubboy.
There's none there that I can tell. McCadaver is too stupid to articulate much of anything.
Beinart is very serious. He debates Jonah Goldberg all the time.
Howdy all you patrioters.
Looks like a lot of folks were celebrating the assertion of the Second Amendment...
4 dead in Milwaukee
1 dead in the Chicago Loop - right as the fireworks let out.
I hate holidays.
FReeper sez neither McStain nor Obama are eligible to be prez:
The Constitutional eligibility question is separate from the citizenship question. Absent an amendment of the Constitution, Congress does not have the power to tell the Supreme Court what the Constitution means. It is doubtful that a birth in Panama, in the United States only under the Congressional fiction of the sovereign territory doctrine, would pass--and it appears (although again we have not confirmed) that McCain was not born in the sovereign territory in any event and thus does not qualify. Our own view, based on the facts as I understand them, is that it is likely that if the Supreme Court is faced with this issue, it would hold McCain is not eligible to act as President.
To summarize: It is clear law that if Obama was in fact born in Kenya as appears likely, he is not a citizen (absent a naturalization proceeding); and he is not eligible to serve as President. McCain, although he became a citizen of the U S under the two citizen parent rule, faces a legitimate Constitutional objection to his eligibility to serve as President.
You're right about McStain, but a close kerning of Obama's birth certificate proves that he was born in HAWAII, not KENYA.
We started this country with General Washington. It was preserved by Abraham Lincoln.
Gerald Ford presided over the bicentennial.
It was like Nixon talking to Neil Armstrong at Tranquility Base.
Beinart is very serious. He debates Jonah Goldberg all the time.
Beinart debating DoughBob? Sounds like Tubboy debating Brian.
You can get a really decent one for ~$200. Plenty decent enough for YouTubing.
hmmmm....
I only believe in New Order lyrics.
You've got to look at life the way it oughta be
Looking at the stars from underneath the tree
There's a world inside and a world out there
With that on tv you just don't care.
Siesta time.
I'm celebrating the holiday by...........listening to The Buzzcocks.
And tending to my newly blinded cat. Fun.
It frightens me that Putzhold is right.
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Beinart is very serious. He debates Jonah Goldberg all the time.
If, by "debate", you mean poking at the doughboy with a poin-ted stick...
Obama was born in Hawaii, but he's lying abt his birth certificate. The one he leaked to Zuniga is an abstract. There's something on the original that he doesn't want known.
It's nowhere near as bad as Kerry's refusal to release his full military record, though.
"It was like Nixon talking to Neil Armstrong at Tranquility Base."
I heard that conversation was filmed on a back lot at Paramount. I remember paying the $19.95 for the video that shows the coke can hidden under the moon rock.
What's left of the rationale for Obama's candidacy if he's already sold you stupid bastards down the river over the War for Iraq?
It's the cleanliness and well-spokenness, isn't it?
Toby Petzold
That and the fact that he's going to beat your boy like a rented mule.
So, John McCain didn't go rushing bare chested into the Colombian jungle, storm a militant camp, and free hostages while under fire??
Who knew?
how to stop a kittie fight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y...ternet-
argument
You can get a really decent one for ~$200. Plenty decent enough for YouTubing.
If $ is an issue, I'd go for a good digital SLR- almost all of them have video capability as well.
Perfectly decent for Youtubage, PLUS you get a great still camera.
Hey, Toby, there's a tax delinquent in La Jolla. Check it out!
Obama was born in Hawaii, but he's lying abt his birth certificate. The one he leaked to Zuniga is an abstract. There's something on the original that he doesn't want known.
You are so fucking stupid.
It frightens me that Putzhold is right.
Obama is politicking to insure victory, nothing more.
You're right about McStain, but a close kerning of Obama's birth certificate proves that he was born in HAWAII, not KENYA.
The wingnutted are real swift, aren't they?
close kerning
I love that. It means 2004 still stings, doesn't it?
You're right about McStain, but a close kerning of Obama's birth certificate proves that he was born in HAWAII, not KENYA.
Lime Rickey | 07.04.08 - 12:56 pm
And place of birth isn't necessary, since you are a natural born citizen of the US due to your parentage.
Toby, go peddle your pschotic conspiracy theories at Stormfront
It's nowhere near as bad as Kerry's refusal to release his full military record, though.
J. Sidney McCain't won't release his military records.
Chimpy to Armstrong: Ya see any green cheese? Heh, heh, heh.
I love that. It means 2004 still stings, doesn't it?
Toby Petzold
It means we're laughing at your fat white ass, butgo ahead and think that 4 more years od the destructiuon of America is a good thing
American parents=American citizens.
Nothing more to discuss, fuckhead.
poin-ted stick...
Or raspberries.
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Well, if he's so right, why didn't he mow the lawn? I had some Pacifico if he wanted.
(I'd be happy to share my birth certificate - my father's profession is noted on it as President. So there!)
RMJ: re: your post on Adventus
Alas, torture, violation of human rights and all of it isn't merely American as apple pie, but human as DNA. No era, no region, no people has been entirely free of it. It's a fight that will never be definitively won for all time; it's a fight against a piece of what it means to be human, and defines what it means to be human. And each generation must fight it, then, now and as long as there are humans.
ProfWombat
Oh, I quite agree. Nor is it a fight peculiar to religious belief. It's simply human nature. What's most interesting to me is that it isn't necessarily driven by privation or emotion or need or even greed. It seems almost as natural and reflexive as breathing.
As H. Rap Brown said: "Violence is as American as cherry pie."
That and the fact that he's going to beat your boy like a rented mule.
smitty w,fightingw/gammalons | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 12:59 pm
If I rented a mule that was as inactive and broken down as McAin't, I'd be asking for my money back.
green jello with shredded carrot and minimarshmallows.
I love that. It means 2004 still stings, doesn't it?
Actually it means shit.
2008 is the number that matters here. And it means watching McStain get used like a short-eyes in the prison shower his first time in the general population.
Toby
Do you Favor McCain becuase he's a tax cheat, a kept man, or because he caled his wife a C*NT
It's too bad I can't grill food for a lot of people. I have no friends.
You know I'm right, Zap. That's why you're worried. There's something on there. Probably nothing worse than the fact that his folks weren't married. Big deal. It wouldn't be the first time some whitebread chick lashed out at daddy by making the beast with two backs with some exotic piece of ass.
Nothing more to discuss, fuckhead.
smitty w,fightingw/gammalons |
unless you wanted to point out that mcthuselah was born in panama.
uh oh, the trolls have stumbled across the Osama bin Laden/Maria Braun birth certificate, and the poor dears don't realize it's a spoof.
I know how I felt right before Bush was elected- it was terrifying.
It gives me enormous pleasure to know they feel about 500 percent worse than that right now, and have fewer resources to deal with it.
'Cause their side? seeds, stems, dust and bones.
(and I'm just talking about Cindy's hair....)
close kerning
The kerning method used by wingnuts is out-of-date. It's high time they faced reality.
J. Sidney McCain't won't release his military records.
billy b
Or his medical records, for that matter.
I love that. It means 2004 still stings, doesn't it?
Actually, it means that Lime Rickey possesses a sardonic wit, something that's about 100 IQ points out of reach of your pea brain.
It wouldn't be the first time some whitebread chick lashed out at daddy by making the beast with two backs with some exotic piece of ass.
Toby Petzold
FEAR OF A BLACK PENIS
Thanks for outing your inner-racist, Tobes.
Off to killfile.
McTHUSELAH!
Brilliant!
Jesse Helms is dead.
When does Fox start the 24 hour funeral coverage?
How does Charles Krauthammer still have a job? That man's an idiot.
Carbon based units are flawed, sterilize ss terr-iii-lll-iii zzeeee!!!
FEAR OF A BLACK PENIS
olexicon,or Mick Shrimpton | 07.04.08 - 1:03 pm
well.... duh.
Or his medical records, for that matter.
Rmj, Back from Beyond
Yeah, well, he's 72, and a doctor of second grade can confirm that.
virgotex: If $ is an issue, I'd go for a good digital SLR- almost all of them have video capability as well.
Perfectly decent for Youtubage, PLUS you get a great still camera.
True enough... but the sound on the still cams usually sux, at best.
The cameras we use to do Healthy Chowhounds are both sub-$300 miniDV cams. One's a Sony ($259) and the other is a Panasonic ($199).
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It's too bad I can't grill food for a lot of people. I have no friends.
I have no grill or no friends.
So, it could be worse...
toby is tickled by the idea that the 2004 election was stolen by a combination of dirty tricks and outright criminal actions.
as if he somehow benefits from that.
You have to figure there's a lot of unreleased shit bombs yet to come for the Obamas. It's gonna be fun to watch.
So, it could be worse...
I have no grill or friends, my woman left me, I'm outta beer, and the dog just died.
FEAR OF A BLACK PENIS
olexicon,or Mick Shrimpton
And the fact that Toby can't get laid. Even the Real Doll wanted a nice dinner first.
You have to figure there's a lot of unreleased shit bombs yet to come for the Obamas. It's gonna be fun to watch.
Toby Petzold
Of Course it will be, you live on hatred
Obama and his Big Black Pecker.
by Primus
filkers are GO!
You have to figure there's a lot of unreleased shit bombs cleaned from John McCain's Depends. It's gonna be fun to watch.
Fixed yer typo.
US Presidential Election 2800: That candidate's ancestors didn't think we could have won in this place they called Vietnam.
filkers are GO!
These "shitbombs" will not have to involve facts merely inuendos by sociopaths
I'm thinking of buying a Nikon D300.
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You're right about McStain, but a close kerning of Obama's birth certificate proves that he was born in HAWAII, not KENYA.
Lime Rickey
Funny how wingnuts are willing to overlook where McSame wss born...
Thanks for outing your inner-racist, Tobes.
The main thing about Obama's candidacy that drives Tubboy's hatred is that the former is black.
Tubbs has a real problem with that. And it eats that cracker ass up. Consumes that ass.
Obama's got himself a big brown pecker and he shows it off to all of his friends...
Oh damn. Everyone should tune into The Current, they're airing Joe Strummer's BBC radio show, London Calling.
OK, beating Toby like a red-headed stepchild is fun, but I gotta go.
Obama's got himself a big brown pecker and he shows it off to all of his friends...
FireFox
"Excuse me while I whip this out..."
The United States Congress has already declared that McCain is eligible as a natural-born citizen to run for the Presidency. Why do you not know that?
Will no one in Austin call the Animal Cruelty line of the ASPCA and lodge the complaint against Petzold?
olexicon:
These "shitbombs" will not have to involve facts merely inuendos by sociopaths
Yeah. By all means necessary.
The United States Congress has already declared that McCain is eligible as a natural-born citizen to run for the Presidency. Why do you not know that?
We know that dim-bulb.
It doesn't matter.
McCain't has about as much chance of winning the election as you do, Einstein.
Will no one in Austin call the Animal Cruelty line of the ASPCA and lodge the complaint against Petzold?
I'll get he really gets off on going after the black dogs--
heh.
it's not just the usual suspects heckling Bush.
(just pic)
Well Toby, congress is a legislative branch, not a judicial one.
They can declare Austrians eligible, still don't mean the gropinator can be president.
Oh, and fuck off dog burner.
The United States Congress has already declared that McCain is eligible as a natural-born citizen to run for the Presidency. Why do you not know that?
Toby Petzold
Barack Obama is an American Citizen Why do you not know that?
do animals ever torture?
i know my cat is sometimes rather "playful" with the lizards, but that seems different...
not to disagree with others, but somehow torture seems all too human...
Yeah. By all means necessary.
Toby Petzold
at leats you admit to being a sociopath
Stolen Iraqi oil has been sequestered by the current miss-administration for a secret project.
On January 20th next year it will be used to power giganic freezer units
which will instantly freeze the entire country just prior to the inaguration.
We will remain in stasis until that future time, when the Genius of GWB will be realized by the world.
Thanks for renewing that charge, GWPDA. It helps to establish your intent. Putting it in the form of a question also reveals a quilty conscience.
Let's face it, Vietnam was an enormous boon to military contractors. It put General Dynamics, Dow Chemical on the map, and made General Electric a shitload of money for their shareholders.
Funny how it is that Panama John's US citizenship is so dubious the GOP puke funnel tries to make Obama's an issue as well.
olexicon:
Barack Obama is an American Citizen Why do you not know that?
I do know that, dumbass. I said he was born in Hawaii. That makes him a citizen.
And Congress doesn't need to declare diddly squat on this, he was born to American citizens that makes him an American citizen. Panama has nothing to do with it. It was wingnuts who opposed him in the primaries that circulated this nonsense. We have always known this. Unbunch your knickers kid.
watertiger -
Dead link.
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Thanks for renewing that charge, GWPDA. It helps to establish your intent. Putting it in the form of a question also reveals a quilty conscience.
Toby Petzold
LIke your question about McCain an Congress, and your questionibg the citizenship of an americasn citizen?
Anyone ever notice how the US has lost every military engagement we've done on our own since going to a professional military?
RMJ: I believe Tom Lehrer's 'National Brotherhood Week' predates H. Rap...
'It wouldn't be the first time some whitebread chick lashed out at daddy by making the beast with two backs with some exotic piece of ass.'
Doesn't get more racist or ugly than that.
I do know that, dumbass. I said he was born in Hawaii. That makes him a citizen.
Toby Petzold
so why the fuck are you questioning his birth certifiicate and tehrfore his citizenship?
Quit drinking, olexicon. Your family's probably tired of asking you that, too.
Putting it in the form of a question also reveals a quilty conscience.
Better to have a quilty conscience than to have sheet for brains.
Let's face it, Vietnam was an enormous boon to military contractors.
Let's not forget the LBJ/Brown & Root connection. Brown & Root did very well thanks to Vietnam.
In Vietnam, Brown & Root was known among the grunts as "Burn & Loot."
I'm a dark, depressed soul
It's the 4th of July....
Barack is about to become President and the baby Jeebus has dispatched ole Jesse to the hellfire.
Think I'll go for the good beer today.
Dead link.
crap.
here.
'It wouldn't be the first time some whitebread chick lashed out at daddy by making the beast with two backs with some exotic piece of ass.'
Doesn't get more racist or ugly than that.
ProfWombat
Of course, Tobes wouldn't think twice of paying a Mexican hooker to try and get him off. But that's different than bringing them home to meet the folks, I guess.
Deadthreded from below, a list and a wingnut response:
John McCain:Son of an admiral
Barack Obama: Son of a goat herder
McCain: College education (Annapolis) paid for by the US Taxpayer
Obama: College education paid for by Obama, via grants, loans and working part/full time jobs.
McCain: got into Annapolis via influence from his father and grandfather, BOTH Admirals.
Obama: got into Columbia and Harvard Law School via hard work and determination.
McCain: Graduated at the bottom of his class.
Obama: Graduate of Columbia University (B.A.) and Harvard Law School. (J.D. Cum Laude)
McCain: owns 9 homes, including a private ranch with an artifical lake in Sedona, Arizona.
Obama: owns one home in Chicago and a condo in Washington, D.C.
And Barack Obama is the “elitist”???
Wingnut response to my McCain/Obama list on the "Man In The Arena" YouTube:
"Giuliani7222
Obama is by far the elitest.
What you just described was pointless; facts that had nothing to do with elitism.
I live in Illinois. Before Obama became "famous", he used to show up at
the same health club as me :: he acted like a total snob, like he was
too good to talk to anyone; he showed no friendliness. That is an elitist!
BTW, the tax-payers paid for McCains college so he could risk his life at war protecting YOU TUCKERCH."
Barack Obama is an American Citizen Why do you not know that?
olexicon,or Mick Shrimpton
Much better than the retort I was going to write.
I said that Obama's birth certificate is not what he leaked to the Daily Kos. He leaked them an abstract with abt 80 percent of the details missing. He doesn't want people to know something on that document. That's all I am saying.
Quit drinking, olexicon. Your family's probably tired of asking you that, too.
Ouch. Tubbs breaks out the rapier wit and insultry.
And Congress doesn't need to declare diddly squat on this
No shit. They aren't the arbiter of the Constitution.
Well, these days, who knows what the fuck is going on with the checks and balances.
here.
Nice lens.
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Yeah. By all means necessary.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 1:09 pm | #
god, what a pathetic moron. what the fuck is wrong with you? the criminals who have ruined our country have ruined YOUR country too. but you don't care, as long as "your team" wins. by any means necessary. but you know what? they aren't "your" team! they don't give a shit about you, or anyone like you. they don't need your vote, they can steal elections without you. i sincerely doubt you can supply them the kind of money that it takes to be one of their friends. they won't reward you, and nothing they do will benefit your life or the lives of anyone like you one iota.
you are their dupe, they use you and laugh about what an idiot you are. not you personally, you are to miniscule in their view to even recognize - but the great mass of moronic gullible saps that help them do their dirty work while grinding the country you pretend to love to dust. and you are so pathetic and sad and disconnected from any semblence of true humanity, all you can do is kiss their hobnailed boots and ask for more.
"you should be the opening act on my speaking tour. I get 10-20k each time"-David Broder to Peter Beinart
jesse helms is dead.
Remember how much fun it was when everybody realized that Bush's GPA was actually higher than Kerry's? Ha, ha. Good times.
Oh, look! Toby, the punk ass Nazi bitch with the tiny, useless penis is here to feed killfile.
Toby, really, what is it like, being a punk ass Nazi bitch with the tiny, useless penis?
I said that Obama's birth certificate is not what he leaked to the Daily Kos. That's all I am saying.- Toby Petzol
what the fuck does any of that have to do with burning dogs, dog burner?
in the form of a question also reveals a quilty conscience.
Toby Petzold
Don't go dragging me in this. I never engage trolls.
a fitting song for this thread's troll.
Puddle of Mudd - Psycho
I live in Illinois. Before Obama became "famous", he used to show up at
the same health club as me :: he acted like a total snob, like he was
too good to talk to anyone; he showed no friendliness.
Where as McCain would just yell, "You're standing too close to me, fucker! Go do curls somewhere else!"
I'm a dark, depressed soul
Those are your good qualities. Deep down, you're still just an authoritarian-following asshole.
Dead link.
crap.
here.
Heh.
Not nearly enough, methinks, is going on with checks and balances these days. I'd like to see Obama's hair on fire on the subject. The man taught constitutional law, and probably could articulate the case.
lot of unreleased shit bombs yet to come for the Obamas
It's understandable that those unaccustomed to indoor plumbing would be unfamiliar with the 21century for shit, aka toilet paper...but the non-troll population has been using it for years with few side effects
me thinks the Obamas will do just fine
and you are so pathetic and sad and disconnected from any semblence of true humanity, all you can do is kiss their hobnailed boots and ask for more.
[stands and applauds]
Now that's what I'm talking about.
What on earth is a 'private' ranch? Is there a 'public' ranch? And artificial lake? That's called a pool.
There really isn't any necessity to exagerate McCain's holdings - they're quite ridiculous enough as it stands.
He's the Most Serious of all Serious Commentators.
I feel your incredulity, dirk. You think I'm voting against my economic interests, right? Hardly. I'm doing just fine. I support McCain because he is a tough, experienced, and qualified leader. A man of conscience. I am happy to support him over Barry Hussein Obama, who is none of those things.
jesse helms is dead.
charley
The soulless don't die...The just cease to respire.
Remember how much fun it was when everybody realized that Bush's GPA was actually higher than Kerry's? Ha, ha. Good times.
The fact that you believe it is even funnier.
Good grief.
Ommmmmmmmmmm
Gotta do some chores. Later batsies.
Christ, I leave for 1/2 hour and the thread gets all stupid.
Let's not forget the LBJ/Brown & Root connection. Brown & Root did very well thanks to Vietnam.
In Vietnam, Brown & Root was known among the grunts as "Burn & Loot."
montag
later known as Kellog, Brown & Root or KBR - a wholly owned Halliburton subsidiary until recently.
Am I the only blogger her who doesn't blogwhore?
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Am I the only blogger her who doesn't blogwhore?
Am I the only blogger her who doesn't blogwhore?
you have a blog?
Am I the only blogger her who doesn't blogwhore? -spork_incident
Ruth & Diane come to mind ...
Am I the only blogger her who doesn't blogwhore?
Yes. Get with the program.
jesse helms is dead.
I sat on his face in the senate cloak room once. But all he really wanted to do was fondle my auxiliary nipple and have me sing him Stephen Foster songs.
-Liddy Dole, Senate Annals on North Carolina Senator Sexual Practices, Vol LVII.
I said that Obama's birth certificate is not what he leaked to the Daily Kos. He leaked them an abstract with abt 80 percent of the details missing. He doesn't want people to know something on that document. That's all I am saying.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 1:16 pm |
An abstract of a birth certificate? WTF?!
For a little local flavor, it's the Minneapolis Sculpture Garden's 20th birthday!
Apparently Claes Oldenburg retains the copyright of the Spoonbridge and Cherry. Lame.
I have a blog. Just click on my link and get yourself edumacated.
You think I'm voting against my economic interests, right? Hardly. I'm doing just fine.
ah, an oil magnate are we?
what a fool. what a sad, pathetic, blind fool.
Amazing!
An abstract of a birth certificate? WTF?!
as if anything the assclown says makes sense?
He leaked them an abstract with abt 80 percent of the details missing.
Step . . . away . . . from the crack pipe.
I sat on his face in the senate cloak room once. But all he really wanted to do was fondle my auxiliary nipple and have me sing him Stephen Foster songs.
That is some funny, funny shit.
That's all I am saying.
if only that were true...
An abstract of a birth certificate?
obama was born with the commie gene. it's on the certificate.
Go look it up, Buck. The document Obama put on his own site for "stopping the smears" has a lo-res version of what he let Zuniga have. That is NOT his birth certificate.
Go compare it to your own. You know I'm right.
Yo, virgotex, bite me.
:-P
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And artificial lake?
If the lake did not exist until someone built a dam or dug out a basin for water to fill, that would be an artificial lake. English landscaping is full of artificial lakes.
The Jesse Helms "Racial Quota" Ad [Roger Clegg]
Predictably, liberal obituaries will mention prominently the famous—the Left says infamous—TV ad that Jesse Helms used to defeat Harvey Gantt in 1990. Here's an example already, which also allows you to view the ad.
Sorry, but the ad looked perfectly legit to me then, and still does. It's become accepted in liberal circles that it was somehow racist, but it was not, and it's wrong to suggest that Helms was wrong in running it.
You're wearing smoked glasses.
obama was actually born at 11:42AM!!!
if this gets out, his career is over.
Kobayashi lost again in the hot dog eating contest. In overtime to american Joey Chestnut.
USA! USA!
J. Sidney McCain't won't release his military records.
Perhaps Vietnam will release records of what he did in captivity.
Perhaps the "real" birth certificate notes an odd "666" shaped birthmark? OMG!!!111!!!
Obama's berf sirtefucate is forgey!
Was the point of that post on helms to use the word "liberal" as many times as possible
Jesse Helms is dead.
Now who is McCain going to pick as a running mate?
Kobayashi lost again in the hot dog eating contest.
Round up the usual suspects!
I don't even own my birth certificate.
Kobayashi lost again in the hot dog eating contest. In overtime to american Joey Chestnut.
You are what you eat.
The soulless don't die...The just cease to respire.
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Office
that's what i said about tobes last nite.
still, it was interesting to listen to bob dole try to claim jesse wasn't a bigot.
this country is so fucked up.
Kobayashi lost again in the hot dog eating contest. In overtime to american Joey Chestnut.
This is truly the best 4th ever!
Good afternoon, friends.
Jesse Helms is dead.
I feel as badly about that as I did when Jerry Falwell kicked the bucket last year.
Does that make me a bad person?
I don't want to waste any more of my day in this mushroom cellar with you miserable hippies. See ya!
Oh, and please don't drive drunk this weekend.
Why do you not know that?
olexicon,or Mick Shrimpton | 07.04.08 - 1:10 pm
This type has been willfully ignorant about torture, the failure in Iraq, freedumb on the march, global climate change, etc... so why stop now?
What could it say on the birth certificate that could possibly be held against him? That he took out a twin in the womb?
I don't blogwhore. But then, I don't have a blog.
Roger Clegg is being willfully obtuse. Helms was about nothing, nothing at all, if he wasn't about the adroit and knowing use of code words for what every last soul know he meant, which was keeping the niggers down.
Bozo, Jesse Helms, and Kobayashi Maru.
You know I'm right.
Toby Petzold
Das wy we hired yous at da booger king
I don't even own my birth certificate.
Moe Szyslak
i have mine.
it contains my name, my parents name, the hospital name, and the date of birth.
oh, and it says that i was a double secret kgb agent selling nuclear technology to bengladesh.
"Kobayashi lost again in the hot dog eating contest. In overtime to american Joey Chestnut."
"No brother-in-law of mine is going to eat hot dogs. Hot dogs are make from lips and assholes."
Dan Akroyd to John Candy "The Great Outdoors".
WHy isn't Toby at a July 4th celebration somewhere?
Go look it up, Buck. The document Obama put on his own site for "stopping the smears" has a lo-res version of what he let Zuniga have. That is NOT his birth certificate.
Go compare it to your own. You know I'm right.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 1:25 pm
Don't call me Buck, you don't get to give me nicknames.
It's not his birth certificate, it's a copy of it. (I don't have an original of mine, either).
Do you think that the state of Hawaii is covering for him, or something?
Now who is McCain going to pick as a running mate?
macacawitz
I'm betting Crazy "Bobby" McJindal. But lets call him by his true name: Piyush.
Oh, and please don't drive drunk this weekend.
Like a typical Republican. Do as I say, not as I do.
... and we didn't even get a chance to thank him
TerryC: I haven't a single reason to regret Helms' departure, nor to remember his life as other than a blight on humanity.
Y'know, I just don't get trollishness. I mean, what's in it for them?
I know I try to be careful, not write stupid or offensive stuff, just as I would in conversations out here.
People LIKE to act like assholes? Is that rewarding, somehow?
PHHHHHHHTT
Bozo, Jesse Helms, and Kobayashi Maru.
"The Mount Rushmore of ugly."
-MST3K
You know I'm right.
You are never right.
Like a typical Republican. Do as I say, not as I do.
montag | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 1:31 pm | #
twelve year olds can't drive.
oh, and it says that i was a double secret kgb agent selling nuclear technology to bengladesh.
Obama is actually the son of Pelee, the volcano goddess.
We don't recall anything in the constitution that guarantees you should be allowed to own, much less see your birth certificate or anyone else's. Thanks for the suggestion. Homeland Security is on the move!
-Tony Scalia and Cadaver Chertoff.
Jesse Helms is dead.
I feel as badly about that as I did when Jerry Falwell kicked the bucket last year.
Does that make me a bad person?
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08
You, Terry, a bad person? Never, my dear.
I've had a bad week this week. But Jesse in the ground--I got a smile on my face right now
I'm surprised the American press didn't enter the hot dog eating contest - they seem to have mastered their gag reflex after years of going down on Pretzelcoatl.
Y'know, I just don't get trollishness. I mean, what's in it for them?
It's NOT as if they are going to bring us around to their way of thinking.
They just want attention, I suppose.
An abstract of a birth certificate? WTF?!
as if anything the assclown says makes sense?
watertiger | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 1:24 pm |
He's being even more stupid than his normal stupid.
I know, I know, I'm supposed to ignore it.
jesse helms was Bozo? it's so clear now ...
Jesse in the ground--I got a smile on my face right now
Supreme Commander Thor
A blight on humanity.
That was Helms.
You think I'm voting against my economic interests, right? Hardly. I'm doing just fine.
typical republican. all he cares about is what is in his wallet.
WHy isn't Toby at a July 4th celebration somewhere?
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08 | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 1:30 pm
something about stupid, ugly and nobody likes him?
And it's not even the 4th anymore, so break it up... time to go home, move along, nothing to see here...
Is that rewarding, somehow?
The goal is disrupt our conversation. You know, the one where we're plotting to turn America over to the Islamofascists.
they have OVERTIME in hotdog eating?
"Alllllright! I just got an email that told me I won the Irish Lottery! I'm gonna go get wasted and drive across country!"
[/idiot troll]
oh, and it says that i was a double secret kgb agent selling nuclear technology to bengladesh.
You should be able to afford a really nice video camera then...
Obama is actually the son of Pelee, the volcano goddess.
If only Hunter Thompson was alive.
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twelve year olds can't drive.
Oh, I'm sure that Petzoid has reached the temporal age of majority.
His intellectual and emotional ages, however, are a bit closer to your estimate. I'd guess thirteen.
putzoid pretend paranoia
If only Hunter Thompson was alive.
Yet Dick Cheney still walks the earth.
they ate 58 hot dogs each in 10 minutes.
overtime was the first to eat 5 more.
Son just came in asking me if we have a stapler. I was telling him where to look for it, turned to look at him and he was smoothing a pair of socks. wtf?
Wednesday he drew eyebrows on the dog with a Sharpie. What is it with this kid and office supplies?
If you have a lot of money in the bank, eat well, and live in a gated community, are afraid to go to the city, and never think another thought other than where the next glass of Champagne and Twinkie come from, you're not doing just fine.
Do you think that the state of Hawaii is covering for him, or something?
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coin
Toobers and I know that Toejam occupied the Islands during WWII.
Obama is a samurai warrior from the land of the rising sun. On election day he will transform into a megabot and destroy Pittsburgh.
They just want attention, I suppose.
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08
they want, like all social animals, to feel like they belong somewhere. at a loss as to how to be accepted, they pretend to belong to the opposition to give the illusion they aren't so lonely. it's kinda pathetic, really. but i just can't manage to stir up any sympathy.
Obama's birth certificate.
Petzold is an idiot. That is all
What just happened?
Why am I so hot? Why does the air burn when I breathe?
Oh My God! I'm being forced to suck a huge black cock!
SCORE!!!!
Apparently Claes Oldenburg retains the copyright of the Spoonbridge and Cherry. Lame.
Zap Rowsdower...True Story!
cool link. i like deborah butterfields' horse. i'm somewhat familiar with her drawings, which i find exquisite.
back later
I have two birth cert. One was hand written by the doctor that delivered me and one issued by the county I was born in. The second one looks similar to the *bogus* Obama one and is the only one any agency will take as proof of my birth.
typical republican. all he cares about is what is in his wallet.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
"I got mine - fuck everyone else!"
Malignant narcissism.
Champale and Twinkie come from
next glass of fixed.
I won the Irish lottery and all I got was a potato and one of thers' and molly's spawn. Yet he's a good lad, and I have put him to work making DFH shirts for sinfonian.
Permit the opinion that we're celebrating the Fourth of July right here, thinking seriously about our country, what we value about it and what we need to change to make it better.
A true patriot's Fourth, methinks.
Wednesday he drew eyebrows on the dog with a Sharpie. What is it with this kid and office supplies?
Willendorf Venus | 07.04.08 - 1:35 pm |
He's going to run Staples?
Was Helms' death due to excessive bile?
"If only Hunter Thompson was alive."
I suggest Jesse Helms go out the same way Thompson did.
One difference...make sure the rocket is inserted into Sean Hannity's anus before engaging the boosters.
If only Hunter Thompson was alive.
and helms outlasted vonnegut. life is rarely fair.
I thought "winning the Irish lottery" was a euphemism for catching herpes from Colin Farrell.
That is some funny, funny shit.
Bebe's simels, innit?
they have OVERTIME in hotdog eating?
peterboy | 07.04.08 - 1:33 pm | #
hey. it's a real sport. not like hockey or something...
twelve year olds can't drive.
Sure they can. Spend an afternoon on a hiking trail, you'll see plenty of 12-year-olds, and much younger, driving ATVs, fucking up the place.
I thought "winning the Irish lottery" was a euphemism for catching herpes from Colin Farrell.
I'm so confused now about the plot to "Waking Ned Devine"...
Yet Dick Cheney still walks the earth.
Funny you should mention that.
(A blogwhore! Yes!)
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wt: oh, I think that, in certain circles of the right, they discuss the proper Champagne to accompany a Twinkie. Wouldn't surprise me in the least...
Wednesday he drew eyebrows on the dog with a Sharpie.
Don't tell him, but, that's a very funny kid.
y'know, sometimes I think greasemonkey's out to get me.
Obama's birth certificate.
Petzold is an idiot. That is all
Brooklyn Girl, shady dame | 07.04.08 - 1:36 pm | #
But, but, but that's a "certification of live birth" not a "birth certificate."
Duh.
yoda, you are a true patriot.
And now there's a huge black cock forcing its way into my asshole!
I don't why The Bible says Hell is so awful. I'm gonna LIKE it down here!
FOXNEWS.COM HOME > POLITICS
Protesters Interrupt Bush at Independence Day Ceremony for New Citizens
Friday, July 04, 2008
Protesters made it hard to hear President Bush Friday as he welcomed new citizens and marked Independence Day at the home of Thomas Jefferson.
As is the tradition each Fourth of July, a naturalization ceremony was held at Monticello in Charlottesville, Va. This year, 76 immigrants from 30 different countries came to take the oath of citizenship.
But Bush repeatedly was interrupted as he welcomed the guests.
"That man is a fascist!" one protester yelled. Another swore at him.
The protesters later were removed from the ceremony by law enforcement officials.
"To my fellow citizens to be — we believe in free speech in the United States of America," Bush said when the protesters started shouting.
Then why did you have the protesters removed, Dumbya?
Petzold is an idiot. That is all
Talking about putting the dumbass's shit in the street...
You all do realise that this birth certificate stuff is just basically insane, right?
And Moe, u'd better get hold a copy of yours before u go final with the Candian citizenship - they will likely want to have a copy of it for the file.
Has anyone seen the clips from Condi Rice's upcoming interview, in which she claims she is proud the US invaded Iraq, but just "never dreamed" it would be so difficult? There are other quotes, such as claims the war has decreased suicide bombing in the middle east and Osama's popularity, which strike me as gross historical revisionism. Here statements strike me as highly inept, even by the low standards of this Administration.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/
ne...refer=worldwide
Am I overreacting?
Was Helms' death due to excessive bile?
A pig farm sewage pond failed up stream from his house, and he died from gluttony, eating too much shit.
Funny you should mention that.
If Beinart is right, reality didn't get the memo.
Go compare it to your own. You know I'm right.
That's right! His is green; mine, being from another state, is BLUE! Forgery!
The one with my footieprints is in my mom's possession, and she will NOT give it up.
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Little known factoid: I would have done Dean Wormer's wife back in 1978, if it was OK with her.
i can understand why tobey is confused. his own certificate has much more information on it.
of course, when one is created in a lab there is a lot more paperwork required.
Was Helms' death due to excessive bile?
shawk
All that hatin' just ate away at his innards.
GWPDA: 'insane', which is to say, at fundamental odds with reality, is quite right, actually. It's a measure of their bankruptcy that they're pushing this nonsense.
Don't laff at my star employee.
He's right and you silly liberasl are wrong.
NOTE: Applicants born in California MUST submit a Long Form Birth Certificate. Short Form or abstract Birth Certificates are NOT ACCEPATBLE.
http://www.visahq.com/
birth_cert...certificate.php
No visa or passport for you Obama!
Was Helms' death due to excessive bile?
shawk
If that could kill someone, he would have died decades ago.
for jesse
they don't go to heaven where the angels fly...
Go compare it to your own.
Mine is a copy.
And I am sure Pennsylvania's are just a BIT different from Hawaii's.
(Chripes, don't you ever get tired of being wrong?????)
And Moe, u'd better get hold a copy of yours before u go final with the Candian citizenship - they will likely want to have a copy of it for the file.
They already have it, but yea, they might need another. I keep losing it, or sending it through the wash. The good folks down in NC don't have any problem sending me another, tho.
thanks fokowi
I'm hanging pictures with the Red Queen, then off to a BBQ.
A thought or two on July 4.
Be well, be healthy, be safe.
~
Ooops!
Blogger admits Hawaii birth certificate forgery, subverting Obama claims
Jay McKinnon, a self-described Department of Homeland Security-trained document specialist, has implicated himself in the production of fake Hawaii birth certificate images similar to the one endorsed as genuine by the Barack Obama campaign, and appearing on the same Daily Kos blog entry where the supposedly authentic document appears.
The evidence of forgery and manipulation of images of official documents, triggered by Israel Insider's revelation of the collection of Hawaii birth certificate images on the Photobucket site and the diligent detective work of independent investigative journalists (led by JimJ and Texas Darling) and imaging professionals such as Polarik in the three weeks since the publication of the images, implicate The Daily Kos, a "progressive" blog site, and the Obama campaign's "Fight the Smears" website, in misleading the public with official-looking but manipulated document images of doubtful provenance. Moreover, the blog and the campaign have been negligent in allowing the promotion of obviously forged and fake official documents together with the purported image of Obama's birth certificate.
ORIGINS OF THE SUSPECT IMAGE ON DAILY KOS...
http://web.israelinsider.com/Art...itics/
12956.htm
i saw one of scarlett p's freeway signs in san fran on a walking bridge over the 101 near the anza street exit last week.
'the war is a lie.'
is a certificate of live birth similiar to a certificate of live BAIT?
NOTE: Applicants born in California MUST submit a Long Form Birth Certificate. Short Form or abstract Birth Certificates are NOT ACCEPATBLE.
Wow, complete with typo. That's a good website.
I hear nothing from the rightards about McStain's birth certificate from the PANAMA CANAL ZONE.
Just a sample of the first ten hellms eulogies over at freeperville:
What a towering figure in Washington for so long. May God be with all those who feel his loss most keenly.May God raise up others to take the torch onward and upward. – Quix
I can’t think of a congressman that did more for the benefit of ALL Americans than Senator Helms. God Rest His Soul. -Neoliberalnot
On the Fourth of July, as did John Adams and Thomas Jefferson. It is fitting. For true defenders of the Constitution, the Fourth of July IS a good day to die... - tarheelswamprat
RIP, Senator. What a great American he was. A real American Patriot. As the old saying goes, “they don’t make ‘em like that anymore”. May God Bless and keep him – some other idiot
.
a self-described Department of Homeland Security-trained document specialist
Well, I'm sold!
Jeebus, it's the Larry Johnson School of Qualifications.
It strikes me that I've never seen my birth certificate. Maybe I'm a secret muslim sleeper too.
After carefully examining my son's birth certificate from the State of California and my daughter's birth certificate from the State of Arizona, I can say with full confidence that Toby is full of shit -- again.
You all do realise that this birth certificate stuff is just basically insane, right?
Thank you, Auntie G.
I did get a kick out of Master Tubbs' lamentation that the one that was exhibited where ever was 'missing 80% of the information'.
Huh? There's not a lot of info on a birth cert in the first place. If 80% of that info was missing, what was present?
yoda, you are a true patriot.
fokowi | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 1:39 pm | #
An American I am proud to be where free at least I know I am.
Applicants born in California
Obama wasn't born in California...next.
Jay McKinnon, a self-described Department of Homeland Security-trained document specialist... triggered by Israel Insider's revelation of the collection of Hawaii birth certificate images on the Photobucket site and the diligent detective work of independent investigative journalists (led by JimJ and Texas Darling) and imaging professionals such as Polarik
God damn, that's some funny shit right there.
a self-described Department of Homeland Security-trained document specialist
Well, I'm sold!
Jeebus, it's the Larry Johnson School of Qualifications.
Zap Rowsdower...True Story! | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 1:44 pm
AKA Kinko's.
'the war is a lie.'
fokowi
But we can't stop lying about it now. We have only to lie our way out of it from here, in order to preserve our reputation, and to support the troops.
BTW, Odierno is taking command from Petraeus in Iraq. He's a different kind of commander, to say the least.
"Did the child ululate when born? Check yes or no:"
Maybe I'm a secret muslim sleeper too.
I am fairly open about muslin sleeping, but am a secret flannel sleeper.
Oh Noez! Toobers is a kornpiracy teorist!
http://www.politifact.com/truth-...ficate-part-ii/
i misplaced my birth certificate and had to get a new one 3 weeks ago. (travel related issues'. went to the register of deeds in a county i wasn't even born in and for $10 and 2 proofs of id, they printed a brand new one. it's insane to have to even discuss this.
never mind. i forgot for a minute who we're up against.
~~~sigh~~~
According to the State of Hawaii Vital Records website, the item shown is likely a Letter of Verification. http://hawaii.gov/health/vital-
r...al_records.html
Letters of Verification
Letters of verification may be issued in lieu
of certified copies (HRS §338-14.3). This document verifies the existence of a birth/death/marriage/divorce certificate on file with the Department of Health and any other information that the applicant provides to be verified relating to the vital event. (For example, that a certain named individual was born on a certain date at a certain place.) The verification process will not, however, disclose information about the vital event contained within the certificate that is unknown to and not provided by the applicant in the request.
Letters of verification are requested in similar
fashion and using the same request forms as for certified copies.
The fee for a letter of verification is $5 per letter.
Did the child ululate when born? Check yes or no:"
You all do realise that this birth certificate stuff is just basically insane, right?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Historian | 07.04.08 - 1:40 pm
As Toby admitted above, the truth of the accusations is irrelevant. You can even lie and pretend your opponents are lying when they are actually telling the truth. (remember truth, justice and the American way have been put aside as roadkill in the grab power by all means available Republican party)
"Did the child ululate when born? Check yes or no:"
Jay C., byobb
I would have spit coffee all over my monitor if I had made any yet...
Billy B< when did you come back from the spirit world?
Afternoon, all...
John Doe, "4th of July" -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j...h?
v=jgzruM7g24w
Just a sample of the first ten hellms eulogies over at freeperville:
What can you expect from Bizarro World?
They don't see the world and life as the rest of us do.
I hear nothing from the rightards about McStain's birth certificate from the PANAMA CANAL ZONE.
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08
when i brought that up, tobes said that congress had declared mccain a citizen. when someone pointed out that obama is a citizen, he said that wasn't the point.
I have two birth certificates.
The 1963 original, and a 1986 wallet sized version.
Canadian they be.
the diligent detective work of independent investigative journalists (led by JimJ and Texas Darling)
"Independent investigative journalists."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I had to read that twice, Atrios. You sly fox.
Helms was a younger Strom Thurmond in a leisure suit.
Obama wasn't born in California
Because he's a COMMUNIST!
Ipso Facto!
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I get birth and death certs all the time for my genealogy hobby.
NO state is going to give you originals.
Billy B< when did you come back from the spirit world?
I finally got around to invoking B1 Bummer's incantation last eve and rejoined the ranks of the incarnate, just in time for bug to start threatening my family.
Question:
Is it proper etiquette to use the bomb shelter beneath my home in Levitown to hide from Muslim sleepers?
I've been trying to figure out a use for it since 1963.
An inquiring security mom wants to know?
when i brought that up, tobes said that congress had declared mccain a citizen. when someone pointed out that obama is a citizen, he said that wasn't the point.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Proof positive that Dog Burner makes it up as he goes along.
I get birth and death certs all the time for my genealogy hobby.
NO state is going to give you originals.
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08 | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 1:49 pm
Even my 'original' is a copy.
They don't see the world and life as the rest of us do. -Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08
they see the world through rose-coloned glasses ...
I've been trying to figure out a use for it since 1963.
An inquiring security mom wants to know?
macacawitz | 07.04.08 - 1:50 pm
Tornado shelter... as any Kansan would tell you.
'i know when i'm going to die because my birth certificate has an expiration date.' - steven wright
Maybe I'm a secret muslim sleeper too.
"He told them he didn't know them
He wasn't there, they didn't know him
They showed him a picture then:
"Ain't that you with the Mus-i-lims?""
M.I.A.
Does someone want to go into my attic and change light bulbs for me?
And to think, all of those Presidents were somewhat afraid of that dickass J. Edgar Hoover.
Happy Day Off From Work, everyone!
just in time for bug to start threatening my family.
billy b
well. naturally
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lime Rickey
Itz nut funny!
And Tooberz... yer fired!
On June 13, 2008, Obama’s campaign finally released a copy, while launching a fact-check Web site of its own, Fightthesmears.com. The site is a direct response to allegations about Obama that won’t go away: He’s Muslim. He took the oath of office on a Koran. He refuses to say the pledge of allegiance. PolitiFact has researched all of these accusations and none of them are true.
When the birth certificate arrived from the Obama campaign it confirmed his name as the other documents already showed it. Still, we took an extra step: We e-mailed it to the Hawaii Department of Health, which maintains such records, to ask if it was real.
“It’s a valid Hawaii state birth certificate,” spokesman Janice Okubo told us.
Ya know the worst thing about being the Overlord of Hell? It's all the WATB here, complaining about how they're all in the wrong place, they should be in Heaven with God, because they were SUCH GOOD CHRISTIANS in life.
The all get the Lecture when they get here. God decides who goes to Heaven, and who goes to Hell. God is infallible, right? Your little 'holy book' says so, right?
So, if God sent you here, and you think He made a mistake, you're therefore denying the infallibility of God, right? Therefore, you are saying God makes mistakes, and by saying that, you're blaspheming against God, so therefore, you go to Hell!
I LOVE fucking with WATBs! They are SO stupid!
Check it out, Jesse Helms just arrived. I got something special planned for him. It involves Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton.
Oh, and if you see that little shitwad Toby Petzold, tell him I'll be seeing him sooner than he thinks.
Yeah, I was thinking of 'Lake of Fire' too as appropriate music for Jesse, too.
Where do bad people go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly--
They go to the lake of fire and fry!
You don't see them again until the Fourth of July
The performance on the record (Meat Puppets II) is pretty superior to that live performance. I saw them in the 80s and again recently, and I have to say the recent show wasn't nearly as enjoyable. They seemed to go on forever with psychedelic guitar noodling, whereas in the old days they'd rip through the songs like they meant it. Even Nirvana's version is superior to that recording.
I think they're holding out for a verified photo of the delivering physician holding Baby Barack like a landed seabass.
I've got the SciFi Channel on with the Twilight Zone marathon.
I always get a kick out of that.
They already have it, but yea, they might need another. I keep losing
it, or sending it through the wash. The good folks down in NC don't
have any problem sending me another, tho.
I'll tell you - there's nothing in my life scarier than having to renew either of my passports - one of them I have to send my D*O N*O*T E*V*EN* T*H*I*N*K A*B*O*U*T sending us a copy Original Birth Certificate and Canadian Citizenship paperwork and the other one I have to send the D*O N*O*T E*V*EN* T*H*I*N*K A*B*O*U*T copying US Certificate of Citizenship At Birth. Thru the mails.
My apologies for confusing this comment forum for one where substantive political discussions were possible. I'll leave you to your mindless drivel and visit some other site.
Because if this document is forged, then they all are.
If this document is forged, a U.S. senator and his presidential campaign have perpetrated a vast, long-term fraud. They have done it with conspiring officials at the Hawaii Department of Health, the Cook County (Ill.) Bureau of Vital Statistics, the Illinois Secretary of State’s office, the Attorney Registration & Disciplinary Commission of the Supreme Court of Illinois and many other government agencies.
AH HAH!!
I've seen my "original" birth cert -- and I reckon it's as "original" as they come, since it's all handwritten (pretty calligraphy!) and has my footieprints on it. But Mom won't part with it, nuh-uh!
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i misplaced my birth certificate
they really shouldn't hand the certificate directly to the baby. Newborns are really careless
A true patriot's Fourth, methinks....
Mother Buckner has become somewhat of a history buff as of late - tomorrow I'm taking her to Paul Revere's house in the North End, and to the Copps Hill Burial Ground, where the Brits performed target practice upon the headstones on their fallen opponents.
Check it out, Jesse Helms just arrived. I got something special planned for him
He and Jerry Falwell can suck each other cocks.
That is, if they can find them!
Jim Parkey, why, thank you very much!
Hoover had files on everybody.
LBJ leaned over people to get his way, but Hoover had files on LBJ's friends.
well. naturally
I guess bug thinks its scaring me or some such.
bug is quite a few cards short of a full deck.
I did manage to get the ass to threaten me several times. Maybe the useless piece of shit will get banned.
They showed him a picture then:
"Ain't that you with the Mus-i-lims?""
We pack and deliver like UPS trucks, indeed.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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If this document is forged, a U.S. senator and his presidential campaign have perpetrated a vast, long-term fraud.
The freeptards are SO fucking desperate, it's pathetic.
a self-described Department of Homeland Security-trained document specialist
I'd love to see McKinnon's read of that 8/6/01 PDB.
Alrighty, I'm off to 'clean' (ha!) the attic.
after my son was born at home, we had to go to the county clerk and have them make up a cert. they pretty much just took our word for it.
Does someone want to go into my attic and change light bulbs for me?
Do you have spiders up there?
'cuz I don't care for spiders.
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I'd love to see McKinnon's read of that 8/6/01 PDB.
"Obama, Kenya determined to strike U.S."
Can someone email me an espresso? I just need a little kickstart to make some coffee.
I did manage to get the ass to threaten me several times. Maybe the useless piece of shit will get banned.
billy b
He should have been banned when he first started his crap.
Racist, sexist, anti-Semitic...full tilt scumbag, that one is.
It wouldn't be the first time some whitebread chick lashed out at daddy by making the beast with two backs with some exotic piece of ass.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 1:03 pm | #
Still not getting any at all, tobes? No wonder. Your support of an incompetent elitist who crashed all the planes he was assigned, then spilled his guts to his captors is all we need to know about you. The question is whether your stupidity or treason drives you, and why you hate the country the founders pledged their lives, fortunes and sacred honor for. Of course, you have no fortune or honor, so your life isn't worth the shit it would take to cover you. Too bad your party is such a pile of shit that a white man can't possibly win the presidency. Good job.
On a p[ositive note, that shitbag Jesse Helms is dead, and hopefully died in a lot of pain. Republicans are, by definintion, traitors, and deserve nothing but pain and suffering.
Jeffraham, that sounds like a hospital cert. An actual cert is your standard issue state form.
In CA, you can order as many copies as you like, although only certain individuals can get certified copies (blood relations, basically).
"a self-described Department of Homeland Security-trained document specialist'
In other words an authentic american crazy person
Happy Day Off From Work, everyone!
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 07.04.08 - 1:51 pm | #
but I AM working, at Job 2.
See, I have a paid holiday from Job 1, AND I'm working Job 2.
And there are many out there that would accuse me of being elitist for it, too.
As opposed to being you know...impoverished
a self-described Department of Homeland Security-trained document specialist
hmmm. how shal i describe my self?
I'll leave you to your mindless drivel and visit some other site. -Jim Parkey
godspeed Jim.
Jim Parkey, don't let the screen door hit you where the dog should'a bit ya! (I got that from the Power Puff Girls)
{{{Jeffraham!!!}}}
How are you and the boys today?
AH HAH!!
Finny | 07.04.08 - 1:52 pm
This is like the Jesuits, Templars and Illuminati all balled up together! It probably goes straight up to the World Bank, it does!b
Sallyh: Jeffraham, that sounds like a hospital cert. An actual cert is your standard issue state form.
In CA, you can order as many copies as you like, although only certain individuals can get certified copies (blood relations, basically).
Yep -- same for Kentucky. I had to order one, recently, to clear up all that driver license crap. 
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It wouldn't be the first time some whitebread chick lashed out at daddy by making the beast with two backs with some exotic piece of ass.
Talk about a sexist piece of shit.
Time to go to Firefox and killfile.
We pack and deliver like UPS trucks, indeed.
What do you think, is it true she's retiring?
This blog sucks!
Virgotex, I'm sorry. Yeah, the Bush Economy is indeed booming. Just not for us.
For what it's worth, I'm grading.
Of course, you could be Chimpy, and everyone around him could yell out "WE'RE CORRUPT, YOU ASSHOLES!!!!", and nobody would notice.
sidhra stole my sheets.
My apologies for confusing this comment forum for one where substantive political discussions were possible. I'll leave you to your mindless drivel and visit some other site.
Jim Parkey | 07.04.08 - 1:52 pm | #
Seeya!
Please don't attack Jim Parkey.
I know what it's like to go 15-16 years without sex.
It can make you a little edgy.
What do you think, is it true she's retiring?
Whaaaaaa???????
Golly, I hope not.
What do you think, is it true she's retiring?
virgotex
Nah, she'll be back. Maybe she's suffering from Fluorescent Clothes Exhaustion.
sheets
Sallyh: How are you and the boys today?
We're fine, thanks! How're y'all doin'?
I got up late, haven't eaten, and need to install a scootrak.com rig in the Vino today, as a friend's coming to borrow it later today while his van's in the shop.
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You all do realise that this birth certificate stuff is just basically insane, right?
Ever since the Dan Rather "kerning incident", the low grade wingnut psychos see "forgeries" everywhere, like fundies see Jesus in their burnt toast.
Of course, in the case of Dan Rather, the forged document was a Karl Rove dirty trick, and the evidence of forgery was given to wingnuts in advance so that they could expose it for publicity.
Somehow, I don't think that's operative here.
Jay C, hey, let's not be jumping on the Jesuits. We did, after all, graduate from Jesuit universities, which basically means hangovers, random sexual activity, and showing up for the occasional exam
I've sailed through all the immigration and passport paperwork, with one exception: the FBI took forever delivering my criminal record check. Like six months. It was the biggest hold up in the whole deal. But eventually they said I'm not too much of a crook, and the Canadians gave me the cool card with the maple leaf hologram. All is good.
The other day, I came across my Mummy's birth certificate. The funny part was all the detail in it concerning her parents racial background - and under her mother's information was the fact that Grandmama's birth was not certified but attested to by several neighbors. This as the first child of the only licensed doctor in most of Northern Missouri! Then, I remember that my Pop's birth was not recorded until somebody could get around to go into town, about a month after the event - and that my own birth was incorrectly recorded (by one day) in a variety of quasi-official documents because my Pop, who was responsible for the registration, wrote down the wrong date.
It's all ballpark, people.
a self-described Department of Homeland Security-trained document specialist
hmmm. how shal i describe my self?
There are cities in the world where one can get any kind of forged document for a price. Get yourself a CIA identity card, and purchase a handgun. Place both in a safety deposit box. Make sure a record of the box exists among your papers.
After your death, it'll totally freak your family and friends right out.
I guess bug thinks
DOOD!!1! You either need to stop drinking...or start right now...
"Secret flannel sleeper"
I have an old girlfriend who was a frequent lacy black chiffon sleeper.
Oddly, on those times, we didn't get a whole lot of sleep.
back later agian
Sheeps.
Jim Parkey -
I guess you told us.
Gotta love it.
TRIANGULATION!
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