HULK SMASH

Still shakin' the bush boss!


GravatarCompañerros, thees week's Friday Night Hairball Remedy ees dedicated to a certain green-blooded amigo of ours who got mad props from Digby today.

¡Divertirse!


GravatarBritney's bush should be kept confidential.


GravatarMore.
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GravatarThat's why we need Tort reform:

On Jan. 22, a Kentucky woman filed a lawsuit against the surgeon who performed her hysterectomy after discovering that he branded the initials ±UKe on her uterus. Dr. James M. Guiler claims the marking helps keep him oriented while operating and that ±UKe is ±honorablee because it represents his alma mater -- the University of Kentucky. Last week nine other women, including a nurse who used to work for Guiler, asked to join the lawsuit claiming they too had similar branding...
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GravatarLast week nine other women, including a nurse who used to work for Guiler, asked to join the lawsuit claiming they too had similar branding...

Speechless, I am.


GravatarLast week nine other women, including a nurse who used to work for Guiler, asked to join the lawsuit claiming they too had similar branding...

I first heard of this about 2 years ago.


GravatarAnyone wanna take a shot in the dark at what the C in my name stands for?



Actually, it's my surname, trollie.

Now why don't you see about enlisting?
Terry C - aka Hussein | Homepage | 03.14.08 - 11:34 pm | #

I always figured the C was for cunt.


GravatarIT'S THE GHOST OF SHERMAN!!


GravatarSome are stars, some are galaxies. Hard to tell the apparent distance from a flat photograph.
fourlegsgood, LUCKY centaur | Homepage | 03.15.08 - 1:06 am | #


wouldnt reeally far awar - and small in the pic- galaxies be red shifter?


GravatarBritney's bush should be kept confidential.
Mr French

What bush?


GravatarMarch 14, 2008, 10:51 pm
Obama Discloses Rezko Contributions

Nick Timiraos reports on the presidential race.

Antoin Rezko, a former Obama fundraiser who is on trial facing extortion charges, helped raise up to $250,000 for the Illinois senator’s past political campaigns, nearly $90,000 more than the Obama campaign previously acknowledged.

http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/ 20...=googlenews_wsj

Friday data dump? At least they got one thing right. Otherwise, Obama does not seem to play well against negative press, so far.
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GravatarAnd still no kittehs.


Gravatarok, wrong thread - the sun was gonna be in my eyes ...


GravatarI always figured the C was for...

Hm. Business as usual today.

But they're learning to spell bigger words, and that's encouraging.


GravatarBarndog,
Are you really a river guide?


GravatarBrought up for your reading enjoyment from the last strangled in its cradle thread:

Staff gets fired but doctors keep their jobs... for the same offense.

You know, it really sucks when the higher status people are punished less severely for the same offense. This is PRECISELY the opposite of how it should go.

Higher status usually means greater responsiblity, which implies more severe punishment for breaching that responsiblity.

So, logically, some doctors should LOSE THEIR LICENSES TO PRACTICE MEDICINE for this gross breach of professional ethics.

The problem is high status individuals in this society do not pay for their high status. It's become an entitlement, and one that is absolutely at odds with any pretense of meritocracy, where as your merit purchases you more status, it also raises the stakes if you breach trust.

Unfortunately, we've seen this pattern repeated in the military, where officers should have been boiled alive for Abu Ghraib offenses but were allowed to quietly retire while enlisted were dishonorably discharged.


Gravatarwouldnt reeally far awar - and small in the pic- galaxies be red shifter?

All the Hubble photographs are artificially colored, so U can't really tell from the photograph.

Anyhoo, the red shift doesn't show distance, it shows whether somethings moving toward you or away from you. It shows speed.


GravatarAnd so the minister said, God damn America.

Who hasn't ?

Christ, my brother Tim, who is a retired U.S. Marine, has said lots and lots worse than that about America, and the entire human race.

My wife asked Timmy when she first met him, "What was the best part about being in the Marines?"

Timmy said: "There was no best part."


GravatarThe Air Force's latest new slogan (they change slogans as often as they
wet their pants) is Above All, which appearently came from a currently
popular Christian Rock song. The last one was "Airpower!" which is at
least an acceptable military term relevant to the Air Force.  Somewhere
earlier was

"Aim High" (which is just incorrect -- "aiming high" is an error like failing to correct your dope for wind). We are currently looking for a list of all previous Air Force slogans.


GravatarThink of the sound of a train.


GravatarBut they're learning to spell bigger words, and that's encouraging.
Silleigh

They've moved up to four letters. Still only one syllable, though...


GravatarMy wife asked Timmy when she first met him, "What was the best part about being in the Marines?"

Timmy said: "There was no best part."


I imagine getting out would be the best part.


GravatarWhere all the white girls at?

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Gravatark&y,bloodfeastislandpansies!

UBER ALLES!!


GravatarAnyhoo, the red shift doesn't show distance, it shows whether somethings moving toward you or away from you. It shows speed.
fourlegsgood, LUCKY centaur | Homepage | 03.15.08 - 1:10 am | #

i thouht 99% galaxies moving away from us.


GravatarLong day. Teaching, then lunch with renowned Native American poets, then partying with my mechanic parts-picking friend...

How y'all doing?


Gravatar We are currently looking for a list of all previous Air Force slogans.

Why?

doan U have anything better to do?


GravatarHow about "May the Air Force be with you" as a slogan?

They actually went with that for a while back in the late 70's...


Gravatar"What was the best part about being in the Marines?"

Like your brother - there is no best part.

The only worthwhile part is the lifetime relationships with your brother/sister Marines.


Gravatar


focus Hears Whosseins |



03.15.08 - 1:05 am |

Suddenly those sports fans who just paint their faces don't look so freakish...


GravatarTimmy said: "There was no best part."

I imagine getting out would be the best part.
fourlegsgood, LUCKY centaur

Semper Fi!


GravatarSilleigh,
you alittle grumpy tonight?


Gravatar
Timmy said: "There was no best part."

I imagine getting out would be the best part.
fourlegsgood, LUCKY centaur | Homepage | 03.15.08 - 1:11 am | #


I enjoyed the rappelling, and the shooting of the howitzer.


Gravatari thouht 99% galaxies moving away from us.

Objects, including galaxies can be rotating around other objects, so they can be moving towards us.

At least temporarily.


GravatarI imagine getting out would be the best part

People always ask me why I kept track of the days/hours/minutes I was in the Marines.

It's because, when something sucks that badly, you automatically know such things.


GravatarWhy did Client 9 have to go and mess it up for the rest of us?

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GravatarFriday data dump? At least they got one thing right. Otherwise, Obama does not seem to play well against negative press, so far. -QuentinCompson

he looked a little unstable on even the easiest of cross by Cooper on CNN ... I don't like it. the issue is trumped but people are stupid american idolts - ug


Gravatar4lg that particular picture is visible light - no coloring


GravatarWhere all the white girls at?

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Client 9 | 03.15.08 - 1:11 am | #

Is that you Obama?


GravatarRev Wright was a Marine. He could probably use some sandbags.
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GravatarWe noted that we met some of the best people we will ever meet, but also some of the worst. The decision to go into the military seems always irrational and uninformed and the experience is very different from any impression you can get outside, so at times we doubt there can be an intelligent and totally willful enlistment. But then we're for a sort of universal national service (with non-combatant options of course) as a nationwide deal part of paying for college or career schools.


Gravatarr. James M. Guiler claims the marking helps keep him oriented while operating and that ±UKe is ±honorablee because it represents his alma mater -- the University of Kentucky. Last week nine other women, including a nurse who used to work for Guiler, asked to join the lawsuit claiming they too had similar branding...

Fire the nurses!!!!!


GravatarI enjoyed the rappelling, and the shooting of the howitzer.

Those were fun, but unfortunately after I got out of ROTC advanced training, the shooting of the howitzer part was waaay below my pay grade once I was in an artillery unit where I might have had the opportunity.

I did enjoy supervising my commo sites high atop lofty ridges that I traveled to in my HMMWV, though.


Gravatar4lg that particular picture is visible light - no coloring

Then why did you fucking ask and why do you fucking care?


GravatarI imagine getting out would be the best part.
fourlegsgood, LUCKY centaur | Homepage | 03.15.08 - 1:11 am | #
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That would be correct.

Timothy does not disrespect the Corps. He is very proud of being in it. But that doesn't mean he feels obligated to say he loved every second of it.

And this is what the minister was talking about. There are aspects of this country -- and people from this country -- that I deeply love and respect, but that doesn't mean I must like all of it. How the fuck can I love the Trail of Tears !!!

It's just stoopid shit for dumb asses who don't want to think.


GravatarRev Wright was a Marine

On Jerry Springer?

You gotta be shittin' me?


GravatarTeaching, then lunch with renowned Native American poets, then partying with my mechanic parts-picking friend...

Um... I played Harvest Moon a lot. That compares, right?

The poets I know (and I know several, by a fluke) are nearly all women and damnably rowdy. Last poet-party I attended ended up with people mostly nekkid in the pool, then passing out all over the house.


Gravatardamn. i just was curious.


GravatarNew Air Force Slogan:

Bombing Wedding Parties R Us.


GravatarAnd this is what the minister was talking about. There are aspects of this country -- and people from this country -- that I deeply love and respect, but that doesn't mean I must like all of it. How the fuck can I love the Trail of Tears !!!

It's just stoopid shit for dumb asses who don't want to think.


Grown ups can love their country and still recognize that it has done wrong things and that our history is full of incidents that are rather appalling.


GravatarIt's because, when something sucks that badly, you automatically know such things.
Barndog's River Guide Service | 03.15.08 - 1:13 am | #
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You sound very much like my brother, Barndog.


GravatarAnother new USAF slogan:

"Delivering the wrath of the Almighty from on high"


Gravataryou alittle grumpy tonight?

Um, no, actually... but thanks for asking.

(?????)


GravatarI imagine getting out would be the best part

People always ask me why I kept track of the days/hours/minutes I was in the Marines.

It's because, when something sucks that badly, you automatically know such things.
Barndog's River Guide Service | 03.15.08 - 1:13 am | #

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So we're supposed to beleive you were a Marine? You know there's laws against flase Vet claims.

Just so you know.


GravatarYou sound very much like my brother, Barndog

Ya know Doug - the more Marines you know, the more simularities you'll find.


GravatarGrown ups can love their country and still recognize that it has done wrong things and that our history is full of incidents that are rather appalling.

The bedwetting cowards who constitute the Chimperor's base, not so much.


GravatarLast poet-party I attended ended up with people mostly nekkid in the pool, then passing out all over the house.
Silleigh

What? No orgy?


Gravatardamn. i just was curious.

Simmer down now.

Go to space.com and look at the Hubble gallery. Or to the Cal tech hubble site.

Lots of explanations there for just about every photograph.


GravatarWhat? No orgy?


Some people are no fucking fun at all.


GravatarBig Slug | 03.15.08 - 1:18 am

Oh, don't fret, youngster. I can tell Barndog is a Marine. He's got the verbal cussedness of one when he types in his words.


GravatarSome are stars, some are galaxies. Hard to tell the apparent distance from a flat photograph.

Dunno what pic you are talking about about, but generally things that appear to be stars are stars, not galaxies.


GravatarMy best friend, 47 yo, and his SO had their first child Feb 29th. He's freaking out from the gravity of the situation.

I told him everything would be OK but he's not so sure.


GravatarOh. I see. Barndog's not a Marine, and Big Slug isn't a waste of perfectly good pixels. Nice to have THAT cleared up.

(Has it been like this all day here?)


GravatarTeaching, then lunch with renowned Native American poets, then partying with my mechanic parts-picking friend...

Um... I played Harvest Moon a lot. That compares, right?

The poets I know (and I know several, by a fluke) are nearly all women and damnably rowdy. Last poet-party I attended ended up with people mostly nekkid in the pool, then passing out all over the house.
Silleigh | 03.15.08 - 1:16 am | #


Nothing that risque occurred, but then we didn't have time.

One of the women recently read her works before a huge temple in Indonesia at night, all lit with torches, and shortly before that at a gathering in northern Norway, with the Saami. She is simply fucking incredible.


GravatarYou know there's laws against flase Vet claims.

Just so you know.
Big Slug

there should be a law against your incoherent ramblings.


GravatarThe bedwetting cowards who constitute the Chimperor's base, not so much.

They're morons.

They remind me of the nutty germans from the movies who freak out if someone criticized the "fatherland."

jingoistic fucks, all of them


GravatarDunno what pic you are talking about about, but generally things that appear to be stars are stars, not galaxies.
The Old Man From Scene 24 | Homepage


http://upload.wikimedia.org/ wiki..._deep_field.jpg


GravatarYou sound very much like my brother, Barndog.
Douglas Watts | Homepage | 03.15.08 - 1:17 am | #

your brother is a douche bag?


GravatarGrown ups can love their country and still recognize that it has done wrong things and that our history is full of incidents that are rather appalling

Pretty much what happened, when I first stepped foot into the Hiroshima A-Bomb Museum.


GravatarDunno what pic you are talking about about, but generally things that appear to be stars are stars, not galaxies.

If they're far enough away a galaxy will look like a point of light.


GravatarPretty much what happened, when I first stepped foot into the Hiroshima A-Bomb Museum.

Well, that's one example just from this century.


GravatarPretty much what happened, when I first stepped foot into the Hiroshima A-Bomb Museum.

I haven't done that. I imagine it's something like how a German might feel if they're visiting Auschwitz, though.

Lord knows it was emotionally draining for me when I visited Dachau.


GravatarLast poet-party I attended ended up with people mostly nekkid in the pool, then passing out all over the house.
Silleigh

SHIT. I NEVER get invited to the good parties.


GravatarWell, that's one example just from this century

That would be last century.


GravatarNothing that risque occurred, but then we didn't have time.


You need longer lunch dates.

Sounds like an awfully good day, nonetheless!


Gravatarhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/ wiki..._deep_field.jpg

Ahh yes. The Hubble Deep Field is eye opening to say the least.

Well the ones with the optical artifacts are stars for sure, but yeah its unclear if some of the other objects are stars or elliptical galaxies.


Gravatarthe more Marines you know, the more simularities you'll find.

A recruiting poster targeting teh chix has a girl sitting in a crowd at some kind of instructional period and the caption says that this is a great way to stand out. This invariably provokes one of two responses: one, yeah, everybody wearing the same clothes and being trained not to stand out is a real great way to stand out. And two: it is actually true that there are a lot of girls who go into the marines to be like the only girl for twenty-five square miles and pretend they're prettier than they are. There is a horrible black book like you might find under a brick in an undercellar of the Vatican holding unspoken and unspeakable reasons to join the military. In the sunlight everyone says they love their country, their daddy did it, and IX/XI; in the doorless toilet stalls they say they got caught with a bag of hash, some judge gave them a choice and the marines mean instant credibility.


GravatarYou know there's laws against flase Vet claims.

Just so you know.
Big Slug

there should be a law against your incoherent ramblings.
Duane V | 03.15.08 - 1:19 am | #

The same law applies to you, asshole.


GravatarWell the ones with the optical artifacts are stars for sure, but yeah its unclear if some of the other objects are stars or elliptical galaxies.
The Old Man From Scene 24 | Homepage | 03.15.08 - 1:23 am | #


ty


Gravatar
Teacher under investigation after commenting in class that 13-year-old student had "nice, perky #!#s." GUESS WHICH STATE?


Gravatarunclear to me that is, I'm sure real astronomers know the difference!


GravatarWell, that's one example just from this century

That would be last century.


Ack.

13 hour day for me- brain iz fried.

U NU WUT I MEANT!!!


GravatarGUESS WHICH STATE?

Kansas? Utah?


Gravatar
Teacher under investigation after commenting in class that 13-year-old student had "nice, perky #!#s." GUESS WHICH STATE?
k&y,bloodfeastislandpansies! | 03.15.08 - 1:24 am | #


Rhode Island!


GravatarAnyone got an extra few pounds of salt? We could clean this thread up right quick.


GravatarU NU WUT I MEANT!!!

Yes, I have my stoner decoder ring on and armed.


GravatarThe Hubble Deep Field is eye opening to say the least.

Staring into your past which is your future.


GravatarWhat's a "flase Vet" anyway?


GravatarAlien is on Encore II


GravatarGUESS WHICH STATE?

TEXAS!


GravatarWhat's a "flase Vet" anyway?

I must admit, I was a bit curious about this.


GravatarOh. I see. Barndog's not a Marine, and Big Slug isn't a waste of perfectly good pixels. Nice to have THAT cleared up.

(Has it been like this all day here?)
Silleigh | 03.15.08 - 1:19 am | #


Somebody's on the rag........


Gravatarmaybe caltech or something has a dl class on this pic i could listen to


GravatarTeacher under investigation after commenting in class that 13-year-old student had "nice, perky #!#s." GUESS WHICH STATE?
k&y,bloodfeastislandpansies!

Florida, if only to keep Sinfonian's track record going.


GravatarWhat? It's Florida, the bizarro state, where everything's fucked up!


GravatarBarndog's River Guide Service | 03.15.08 - 1:18 am | #
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I learned from my brother that when they were doing weekend warrior in the Marine Reserves on Cape Cod at Camp Edwards, my brother's friend did a few howitzer rounds wrong and they landed not that far from Route 28, the busiest highway on Cape Cod. Left big craters, apparently. No one was hurt.


Gravatarwell, texas iz known for its nice perky tits.


GravatarGerman Buys 3 Pages of NY Times to Explain War to Americans

http:// www.democraticunderground...mesg_id=3010716

Probably faster than haloscan.
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GravatarStaring into your past which is your future.

its just freaking amazing when you consider how small a portion of the sky that is, and that just about where ever we look thats not blocked by "near by" objects we can see 1,000s of other galaxies in similarly tiny sections of the sky.


GravatarAnyone got an extra few pounds of salt?

Real sea salt, a couple bucks for several pounds, at our local Kreen grocery.


Gravatarmy brother's friend did a few howitzer rounds wrong and they landed not that far from Route 28, the busiest highway on Cape Cod

I seem to recall something of this nature a few years back.


GravatarWhat? It's Florida, the bizarro state, where everything's fucked up!

If this is the correct answer, color me completely unsurprised.

Hey. We have snowbirds. I could just start telling people I'm Canadian.


GravatarSinfonian will be SO happy that Florida retains its title.


Gravatar"well, texas iz known for its nice perky tits.
fourlegsgood"

Um yeah, so many you trip over them out here.

(cough)


GravatarWhat could any German possibly know about warfare?


Gravatarhttp://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/US/ 0...tornado.cnn.jpg

ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- A tornado ripped through downtown Atlanta on Friday night, rippling the roof of the Georgia Dome during a college basketball game, shattering windows and ripping roofs from buildings before tearing into several residential neighborhoods.


The street outside CNN Center is covered in glass. Inside, water poured through damage in the ceiling.
2 of 3 Officials at two Atlanta hospitals said they'd treated at least 15 people for injuries -- two of them firefighters.

Hospital officials called one of the injuries "life threatening" but said most were superficial cuts and bruises.

The National Weather Service had issued a tornado warning for the area, in effect until 10 p.m. The storm came through at about 9:45 p.m.

Inside CNN Center, water poured through damage in the ceiling into the building's atrium. Glass shattered, and parts of the building filled with dust.


Gravatarmaybe caltech or something has a dl class on this pic i could listen to

That's a famous picture. If you look around you'll be able to find a more detailed explanation.

I seem to remember it's very far away in a spot in the sky that looks pretty dark to most earth telescopes.


GravatarThe same law applies to you, asshole.
Big Slug | 03.15.08 - 1:23 am | #

actually, there are separate laws for slimy, crawling, small-brained creatures called slugs. Basically, they are stepped on or salted if they are as useless as you are.


Gravatarwell, texas iz known for its nice perky tits.
fourlegsgood


Here in Pittsburgh all we have is big and floppy.


GravatarOh, don't fret, youngster. I can tell Barndog is a Marine. He's got the verbal cussedness of one when he types in his words.
Apprentice to Darth Holden | 03.15.08 - 1:19 am | #

So sounding and acting like a douche bag means you're a Marine?

Barnmutt may have seen time in the Salvation Army, that's about it.


Gravataroh noes

maddie wants to make muffins on me


and bitey mah fingers


GravatarWas that the Duke - GT game?


GravatarGerman Buys 3 Pages of NY Times to Explain War to Americans

http:// www.democraticunderground...mesg_id=3010716

Probably faster than haloscan.
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QuentinCompson

Should have bought 30 seconds on the American Idol finale.


GravatarWe predict that this kraut will find a twisted and confused way of discussing Western interference in the Mid-East at length without mentioning a certain I-word once.


GravatarHey Big Slug, howecome your dumbassed retard of a president thinks serving in Iraq is "so romantic", but when he had his chance to serve, he ran screaming from that stint in the champagne division of the Air National Guard, huh?

Asshole? You there?


GravatarCNN didn't need a tornadi reporter.

The story came to it.


Gravatargn peeps


GravatarThe story came to it

Talk about being on top of the story. Wait...


GravatarSomebody's on the rag........
Big Slug | 03.15.08 - 1:27 am | #

it appears to be you. try some Midol, like maybe 600 of them.


GravatarFor romance you can't beat an IED up your ass.


GravatarI seem to remember it's very far away in a spot in the sky that looks pretty dark to most earth telescopes.

yeah its a famous pic. They looked at a portion of the sky that would be covered by a grain of rice held at arms left (IIRC) but there a few stars within out galaxy even within that region chosen for its relevant lack of obscuring objects.


GravatarOne of the most amazing displays of verbal skills I have seen was that of a Viet Nam era Seal.

The second was a WWI Navy Chief that spent most of his times on carriers.

Why is it that Navy and Marines cuss so much. And with incredible flair.


Gravataractually, there are separate laws for slimy, crawling, small-brained creatures called slugs. Basically, they are stepped on or salted if they are as useless as you are.
ronjazz hussein | 03.15.08 - 1:30 am | #

Good thing Barnfuck has you here to protect him.


Gravatarmy brother's friend did a few howitzer rounds wrong and they landed not that far from Route 28, the busiest highway on Cape Cod

I seem to recall something of this nature a few years back.
Barndog's River Guide Service

I recall a naval training mission in NJ where the bombing runs made impacts at a school playground.


GravatarCNN didn't need a tornadi reporter.

The story came to it.


I've been working on my smiting skillz.


Hazn't quite refined them yet.


GravatarCorrection

"WWII Navy Chief"


Gravatara grain of rice held at arms length

Fixed my typo.


Gravatarmaddie wants to make muffins on me

I am hesitant to ask if this refers to kneading, or... something else.


GravatarI wonder if Jeff Flock will cover this?


GravatarFor romance you can't beat an IED up your ass.



GravatarBreaking news!

After today's stock market plunge American billionaires are willing to give up further tax breaks if Bush promises to quit talking about the economy.


GravatarCNN didn't need a tornadi reporter. The story came to it.

Just to be safe let's send Glenn Beck, Anderson Vanderbilt and Wolf Blitzer out there after it.


GravatarArizona man arrested after stashing a laptop
into his waistband. Police couldn't tell if he had a hard drive in his
pocket or was just happy to see them


GravatarI am hesitant to ask if this refers to kneading, or... something else.

kneading


Gravatarmy brother's friend did a few howitzer rounds wrong and they landed not that far from Route 28, the busiest highway on Cape Cod

I seem to recall something of this nature a few years back.
Barndog's River Guide Service

I recall a naval training mission in NJ where the bombing runs made impacts at a school playground.
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Office | 03.15.08 - 1:33 am | #


Wow. You really have your fingers on the "pulse" don't you?

Idiots.

Well there was this one time my third cousin's neighbor told me that his Unlce in the Army National Guard.....blah blah blah.


GravatarAfter a couple of days of looking at Ashley....

Nah. Not worth the 4K.


GravatarI've been working on my smiting skillz.


Hazn't quite refined them yet.
fourlegsgood, LUCKY centaur

You sure that Hecate DIDN'T have a role in that tornado?


GravatarMexican woman arrested after
strapping 33 pounds of cocaine to children's legs and trying to enter
Britain. Officials became suspicious when they noticed 33 POUNDS of
cocaine strapped to the children's legs


GravatarGod Bless America is a pretty shitty song anyways, when you think about it. If your people have been totally fucked over by America, and enslaved by America, and lynched by America, and burned at the stake for exercising your right to vote in America, if you actually believed in a benevolent God, wouldn't you have to logically conclude that either God Doesn't Bless America, or God is not on your side?

Just saying ...


Gravatarkneading

Whew. In that case, I am happy for you... relatively speaking.


GravatarNah. Not worth the 4K

Not worth the $4 for a beer.


GravatarBarnmutt may have seen time in the Salvation Army, that's about it.
Big Slug | 03.15.08 - 1:30 am | #

Oooh, somebody's jealous.


GravatarFor romance you can't beat an IED up your ass.
Gomez Hussein Gomez

Quick! Someone tell George Bush of this fun yet effective new suppository!


Gravatarronjazz
taught the guys some Moanin this eve
simple,fun


GravatarI knew this marine who had been in for 20 years. He had a quarter that he had turned into a ring by beating it against the railing of a ship during the cuban missile crisis. That's a lot of boredom.


GravatarWhat's a "flase Vet" anyway?

Well, American Chickenhawk for one.


Gravatartold me that his Unlce in the Army National Guard.....blah blah blah.
Big Slug | 03.15.08 - 1:35 am | #

well, I suppose the lobotomy could be blamed for the atrocious spelling, but it's probably always been an idiot.


GravatarHey Big Slug, howecome your dumbassed retard of a president thinks serving in Iraq is "so romantic", but when he had his chance to serve, he ran screaming from that stint in the champagne division of the Air National Guard, huh?

Asshole? You there?
Duane V | 03.15.08 - 1:31 am | #

At least he srved. More than you can say, shit for brains.


Gravatar
Whew. In that case, I am happy for you... relatively speaking.


Well, no, she iz gigantic, so it can be a painful proposition.


Gravatarronjazz
taught the guys some Moanin this eve
simple,fun
ErinPDX | 03.15.08 - 1:37 am | #

one of my all-time faves. I got to play it with Jon Hendricks once.


GravatarOfficials became suspicious when they noticed 33 POUNDS of
cocaine strapped to the children's legs


Norm MacDonald, is that you?


GravatarMexican woman arrested after
strapping 33 pounds of cocaine to children's legs and trying to enter
Britain.


Does the Rio Grande border Great Britain?

Someone should build a really big wall.


GravatarAgainst incredibly shitty competition, Big Slug is the wrost fckign trllo everr.,

Raelyl,.


GravatarHey Big Slug,

how come your dumbassed retard of a president thinks serving in Iraq is "so romantic", but when he had his chance to serve, he ran screaming from that stint in the champagne division of the Air National Guard, huh?

Asshole? You there?