HULK SMASHED
Damn you Kenosha Kid.
Mer
Torture from the top at http://cabdrollery.blogspot.com
Damn me? Quilt Lady has been running the table the whole day. I just got here.
Quilt Lady has been running the table the whole day. I just got here.
The Kenosha Kid
but she's cool, remember?
Poor Booman, he doesn't understand the nuances of Orange Juice Gate, Bittergate, Arugulagate, Crown Royal Gate, and the importance of haircut prices on the democratic primary.
but she's cool, remember?
Oh, right. IOKIYC.
IOKIYQL
Obama recognized and capitalized on the depth of hatred the establishment press has for Hillary Clinton. The rest is negligible. Unfortunately, McCain is not universally loathed by our celebrity leaders.
Limestone cross, anyone?
and if none of you called sheets...
Disagree. Everybody in this room except the trolls has indicated they wish we had a true leftwing candidate or president some day. DLC is well to the right of middle.
did so too call sheets.
The rest is negligible? Keep telling yourself that's how he filled those arenas -- everything on Earth is all about the Clintons, all the time. Right.
again, if you missed the opening skit on SNL last night, it's worth watching cause it's slap bitching Hillary!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t...mericablog.com/
so rare that we laugh watching SNL...
ruth, you did, I know.
[glares balefully at TKK, Gromit, etc...]
Looks like a limestone casket on the right side of the photo. Or is that the altar?
Perfect for Aztec sacrifice
Last Seder on Sunday. Damn.
The nuptial altar, if yew knowe whut I mean.
[glares balefully at TKK, Gromit, etc...]
/casually slides loaded .45 ACP over to WT
[glares balefully at TKK, Gromit, etc...]
Whoever gets the 'First' doesn't have to call sheets.
/new rules
[glares balefully at TKK, Gromit, etc...]
Ahem: "[sound of dryer stopping] Ding!"
I was tryin' to leave behind the you-know-what's.
It's an ill wind that blows nobody.
/george v. higgins
If Clinton hadn't voted for the war and if she wasn't a washington insider she'd be a completely different human being altogether.
But there is no difference between the two candidates voting records and if Obama was the Senator at the time he would have voted just like Clinton and nobody can say he wouldn't have because nobody knows anything and the real reason Hillary lost is because of woman haters and if you disagree you are a misogynist!
/casually slides loaded .45 ACP over to WT
hee!
[glares balefully at TKK, Gromit, etc...]
/casually slides loaded .45 ACP over to WT
[tries to hide in dryer, but butt hangs out]
i'm beginning to worry about john. i mean, 4 monicas?
http://www.americablog.com/2008/...g-for-
smut.html
The real reason Hillary lost is because her campaign
skipped the caucus States.
"again, if you missed the opening skit on SNL last night, it's worth watching cause it's slap bitching Hillary!"
Didn't Hillary do an ultra cool(sarcasm) visit on SNL a few months back.
EEEEEEEEP!
labrador nursing nine orphan kittens!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w.../cute_overload/
[tries to hide in dryer, but butt hangs out]
Are you aware of those hot pepper suppositories?
Didn't Hillary do an ultra cool(sarcasm) visit on SNL a few months back.
EkCenTriK
yes. i guess it didn't work well on the staff...
Whoever gets the 'First' doesn't have to call sheets.
/new rules
The Kenosha Kid |
...until s/he hits home run or is out.
/amended new rules (that i've always followed.
Driers aren't great for hiding in. Besides, hides get euthanized, see http://www.boingboing.net/2008/0...thanizes-
l.html
"labrador nursing nine orphan kittens!!!"
Good doggie!
Without the war, I would be first on every thread!
Not long ago, I went and called Sheets after 3rd, and still got a homer. (It was an early weekend morning.)
plantsman, Hillary won the popular vote in TX but then lost the caucuses. and she did visit.
Kittehs!!!
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...ay-with-
us.html
If Clinton hadn't voted for the war and if she wasn't a washington insider she'd be a completely different human being altogether.
fourlegsgood, kitteh wrangler
And let's face it, disregarded as a viable candidate from the start.
She placed her bet and lost. That the bet itself was a tremendous mistake doesn't mean it would never have paid off for her.
"yes. i guess it didn't work well on the staff..."
Well, when you have lost the SNL players.
"The surge of American troops in Iraq hasn't turned the war into a Republican asset, but it's at least blunted it as an effective Democratic talking point."
--Fred Barnes
You know Fred, the media has tried to bury the war in Iraq story, because the surge ain't working so well now.
Ruth, I was speaking of strictly caucus States, which Obama took overwhelmingly. But you're right about TX.
plantsman, Hillary won the popular vote in TX but then lost the caucuses. and she did visit.
Ruth
Ruth, I think she only won the popular vote here because of republican mischief.
The day after the election several rethugs told me that they had voted for her because it would be "really easy to kick her ass in the fall."
FWIW
The Surge has also not turned Fred Barnes into a non-tool.
There is no war.
In an odd twist on Orwell's 1984, the propaganda being put out is to deny there is a war. We should have seen this corporate media denial coming, though, since "go out and shop" was the best the Bush government could come up with even before it became a massive failure.
"
The day after the election several rethugs told me that they had voted for her because it would be "really easy to kick her ass in the fall.""
Had two like that in line behind me.
fourlegs, I have called on phone banks and chatted with GoPervs who had voted in Dem primaries purely to do mischief here in the 4th district. But am not sure that was all that got Hillary votes, face it, a lot of GoPervs think a black man will never get votes too.
The day after the election several rethugs told me that they had voted for her because it would be "really easy to kick her ass in the fall.""
Had two like that in line behind me.
EkCenTriK
Not with the candidate they have.
Hope Bugs can get that gig opening for Prussian Blue.
You know Fred, the media has tried to bury the war in Iraq story, because the surge ain't working so well now.
mer
Also, it's a much less fun story than flag pins and shots and beers.
Also, it's a much less fun story than flag pins and shots and beers.
V for Virginia, discouraged
And if all that fails, some one will notice we're all losing our shirts. quick, salute!!
Has Obama promised to stop the wars... I didn't think so!
"The surge of American troops in Iraq [has] at least blunted [the war] as an effective Democratic talking point."
--Fred Barnes
Blunting the war as an effective Democratic talking point was one of the primary goals of the surge.
Whether or not Barnes is correct in his analysis, we can be certain that he will propagandize the desired result as if it were so.
To be perfectly clear: human lives were sacrificed so Fred Barnes and his ill cohorts could blunt a Democratic talking point.
About to visit Mlle with Monsieur. Wish me luck.
"again, if you missed the opening skit on SNL last night, it's worth watching cause it's slap bitching Hillary!"
THAT is getting a little tiresome, IMHO.
Now, bitch slapping McFuckstick....
How tall is John Cornyn? He towers above Huggy.
Has Obama promised to stop the wars... I didn't think so!
Bugs | 05.11.08 - 3:38 pm | #
actually, he has, fuckwad.
If Clinton had voted against the war, probably Kerry would have too, and now he'd be running for a second term,
To be perfectly clear: human lives were sacrificed so Fred Barnes and his ill cohorts could blunt a Democratic talking point.
If you're a Republican, human life is cheap.
Luck, Sallyh.
Hope Bugs can get that gig opening for Prussian Blue.
plantsman,
Isn't there some way we can get him banned?
About to visit Mlle with Monsieur. Wish me luck.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Try to be cool, honey! I hope it goes at least marginally well.
Indeed, Sallyh.
actually, he has, fuckwad.
ronjazz | 05.11.08
Turd mouth, When?
You know Fred, the media has tried to bury the war in Iraq story, because the surge ain't working so well now.
mer
It isn't? But, but, any day now, the Deciderer-in-Chief will be back up to 40 per cent and Holden will have to give back all those ponies! I'm sure I heard it on the radio...
Watertiger, you so rock. I was wanting a peek at the fashion parade. I'm impressed by your prescience on the shiny thing. I'd say more about that, but I've been temporarily blinded by the sheen.
Isn't there some way we can get him banned?
Terry C - Anti-War Elitist | Homepage | 05.11.08 - 3:40 pm | #
We need his reminders that Republicans like him are racist haters, so we can really kick their asses in November.
Watertiger, she should be in mourning, for lack of taste alone.
If you're a Republican, human life is cheap.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
I'M still seething over the fact that troops killed in Bush's vanity war are being cremated at a PET cemetery.
Shows how highly they were thought of.
Whoops, sorry about that.
Better link.
McCain authorized the war.
McCain represents the way Washington works.
Just saying.
As much as I wanted Incog banned when he was after me, I never asked Atrios. Bugs (who claims to be a she) will run out of steam.
McCain authorized the war.
McCain represents the way Washington works.
Just saying.
res ipsa loquitur | Homepage | 05.11.08 - 3:41 pm | #
Claims to want to stay 100 years, then lies about it. Typical entrenched, soulless, unethical liar Republican.
Has Obama promised to stop the wars.
Yes, he did, you stupid racist midget-dicked little asshole.
Now go away.
Forgive the repeat blogwhoring, but I've got
Weekend Mountain Blogging.
Good luck, Sallyh. FWIW, I used to find it helpful to take the long view.
I'M still seething over the fact that troops killed in Bush's vanity war are being cremated at a PET cemetery.
Terry, was listening to a hearing not long ago where ex-employees testified that KBR was carrying ice to the troops in the same refrigerator trucks that were carrying out the dead.
Bugs (who claims to be a she) will run out of steam.
plantsman,
Bugs is a she like mimi or annie is a she.
"I don't want to just end the war, but I want to end the mind-set that got us into war in the first place."- Barack Obama
NotJenna actually attended the wedding? I was so sure she had forsaken the family entirely.
And omg, those souvenir mugs are so tacky. Cheap plastic ones, I remember making those in third grade. (I won't even bother with the horrible lack of artistic merit.)
Isn't there some way we can get him banned?
Terry C - Anti-War Elitist
What I can't understand is, why hasn't someone ripped that asshole's head off and shit down his neck by now?
Of course, in meatspace he's probably a mealy-mouthed little coward.
The soldier who discovered the creamatorium was used for pets must have gone bonkers -- he git it stopped within a day!
Better link.
watertiger
God lord, Laura looks like she's going to fall over backwards, unconscious any second!
"Of course, in meatspace he's probably a mealy-mouthed little coward."
"Probably"?
Gotta go garden for awhile now.
Torture from bad apples, at the top - http://cabdrollery.blogspot.com
Clinton made a lot of blunders. But if she had not authorized the war and if she didn't represent the way Washington works, she would be the nominee.
So the fact that Obama can use the fact he wasn't in the Senate for that vote as cover is the big difference? Because he voted the same exact way as Clinton on every vote on the subject since he could, you know, actually vote.
"I don't want to just end the war, but I want to end the mind-set that got us into war in the first place."- Barack Obama.
See, this is the sort of political hot air that I just ignore. You haven't done it yet, you aren't doing it now, and I don't see you doing anything about it in the future. Just don't put a fucking homophobic fundamentalist on the Supreme Court and at least pretend to act like a Democrat and we'll be fine...
Hey watertiger - did you see this?
Anyone want to start a pool for when the United States voluntarily removes all its troops from Iraq?
My bet: never.
Fine dave, vote for McSame in the general and be done with it.
Gotta go garden for awhile now
I'm watching mine get a nice soaking of rain, after finishing planting last evening.
Yes, he did, you stupid racist midget-dicked little asshole.
Now go away.
Terry C - Anti-War Elitist |
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Turd mouth, When?
"Cheap plastic ones,"
Which means they will be sold in the area for decades to come. And the little knick knack shops will have signs proclaiming "Crawford! Home of the Jenna and Henry Wedding" with maps to the site.
So the fact that Obama can use the fact he wasn't in the Senate for that vote as cover is the big difference? Because he voted the same exact way as Clinton on every vote on the subject since he could, you know, actually vote.
Yer honor:
So the fact that the DA can use the fact that he was not on that street corner selling crack is the big difference? Because if he had been on the street corner, he would have done the same thing.
I'M still seething over the fact that troops killed in Bush's vanity war are being cremated at a PET cemetery.
Now now, don't get excited. They have separate crematoriums, after all. Nothing to get burned up about.
Anyone want to start a pool for when the United States voluntarily removes all its troops from Iraq?
My bet: never.
Moe Szyslak, cold
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I take the outside odds and go with when hell freezes over.
Watertiger, she should be in mourning, for lack of taste alone.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Needs better-fitting underwear.
Her boobs are practically down on her stomach.
And WHAT the FUCK does Pickles have on?
Bugs melting down into potty-mouth shortly after complaining about crude language.
Hey watertiger - did you see this?
Ohmigod!
Let us consider the humble wombat.
.
Bugsy turd-brain, look it up. You stupid fuckstick.
"Cheap plastic ones,"
Which means they will be sold in the area for decades to come. And the little knick knack shops will have signs proclaiming "Crawford! Home of the Jenna and Henry Wedding" with maps to the site.
It's a way of making a living in a place which doesn't have very many ways of making one. That the fault lies partly on Bush is true, but if I lived in Crawford I'd be selling chastity belts with scissors too.
Fine dave, vote for McSame in the general and be done with it.
plantsman,
Why would he do that?
Now that Jenna has been made an honest woman I have to ask: What about NotJenna?
Is she a slattern?
.
And the little knick knack shops will have signs proclaiming "Crawford! Home of the Jenna and Henry Wedding" with maps to the site.
Maybe they'll rent out that stone cross/altar weddings. The Regent alum crowd might be interested.
The only thing to worry about in mastrubation, is doing it badly.
Hi, I'm so glad we're discussing the wedding.
FINALLY, those pictures are up! Jenna looks great, and I'll have to give it to the chimp, he's got the glow.
But the limestone cross, what a monstrosity.
The president and the bride picked “You Are So Beautiful” for their father-daughter dance, according to band leader Tyrone Smith of Nashville, Tenn.
mastrubation?
I find the idea of putting an instrument of execution
on an altar at a wedding, well....odd.
I'll have to give it to the chimp, he's got the glow.
That's all the Jack Daniels.
The president and the bride picked “You Are So Beautiful” for their father-daughter dance,
Clearly he was expecting her to sing it to him.
I must be getting old.
I just spent a mere 10 minutes or so, under the computer table, rerouting cables and otherwise dealing with the rats nest of wires and cables, and now, ten minutes or so AFTER crawling out from under said table and sitting down, I'm still feeling a bit woozy/queasy.
The fumes from the spray cleaner I was using to deal with the mouse urine stains on the linoleum likely didn't help matters any.
mastrubation?
el | 05.11.08 - 3:52 pm | #
it's something dyslexic people do to themselves
The president and the bride picked “You Are So Beautiful” for their father-daughter dance, according to band leader Tyrone Smith of Nashville, Tenn.
Gah. In honor of him no doubt.
The president and the bride picked “You Are So Beautiful” for their father-daughter dance,
I hope he didn't practically rip her dress off like he did at one of his inaugurations.
That the fault lies partly on Bush is true, but if I lived in Crawford I'd be selling chastity belts with scissors too.
mastrubation?
"Can be fun."
But the limestone cross, what a monstrosity.
el | 05.11.08 - 3:51 pm | #
It os a perfect representation of that evil family. they are ugly to the bone. you are an ass.
Certainly not on her dad's iPod:
The Tyrone Smith Revue, was asked to do "Lovin' in My Baby's Eyes" by Taj Mahal for the newlyweds' first dance.
The president and the bride picked “You Are So Beautiful” for their father-daughter dance
Oh, ick.
.
I hope NotJenna elopes, just to spare Watertiger the tsuris.
The fumes from the spray cleaner I was using to deal with the mouse urine stains on the linoleum likely didn't help matters any.
Yeah. Zyklon B can ruin your whole day.
you are an ass.
ronjazz | 05.11.08 - 3:54 pm | #
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yikes, what did I do?
Everybody masturbate...NOW!
'kay?
That's settled.
.
Quote from Booman quoting:
Allegedly, chief strategist Mark Penn was actually ignorant of the proportional allocation rule and thought just winning the big states would be enough to secure the nomination.
This is because Mark Penn is actually a Republican. Because those are the GOP's rules, not the Democrats'.
if anyone cares: the faucet replacement was successful.
Ohmigod!
I think you mean - ZOMG!!!1!!11!!1
McCain authorized the war.
McCain represents the way Washington works.
Just saying.
res ipsa loquitur
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McCain and Hillary are very much alike in their thinking. As Hillary has told us over and over and over again.
The president and the bride picked “You Are So Beautiful” for their father-daughter dance
The bride has no taste.
Not the song; the father.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/1...trategy.html?
hp
On the Democratic side, Mr. Obama’s aides this week put finishing touches on advertisements intended to tether Mr. McCain to Mr. Bush and chip away at his image as a maverick, an identity that the aides said they found remained strong with voters.
"By November, every voter will know that McCain is offering a third Bush term," said Mr. Obama’s campaign manager, David Plouffe.
Now when the trolls accuse this place of being a circle jerk, they can mean it literally.
yikes, what did I do?
el | 05.11.08 - 3:56 pm | #
You're full of praise for a mass-murderer and his drunken, spoiled offspring. something's wrong with you.
Allegedly, chief strategist Mark Penn was actually ignorant of the proportional allocation rule and thought just winning the big states would be enough to secure the nomination.
And this guy was in charge . . . WHY, exactly?
Not sure the conclusion (Hill would have won without war vote and a tactical glitch) is even close.
What about the fangs and the smile?
if anyone cares: the faucet replacement was successful.
Moe Szyslak, cold
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congratulations!!!! Do a Tim Allen roar!!!!
“You Are So Beautiful”
Look on the bright side. It could have been "You Light Up My Life".
I was interrupted by the wife, who returned from the mall buying clothes for her trip to Denver this week.
I'm beside myself.
speaking of 'the war' and 'the future war' here's more of the ever-charming senator from new york 3 days ago:
On May 8th, Jes Richardson, Leslie Angeline and Medea Benjamin of CodePink crashed a Hillary fundraiser and managed to unfurl a banner protesting her remarks about "obliterating" Iran. Clinton's dismissive reaction as Jes was led from the room was to hope that "he didn't step on any of the cookies or the cakes."
at this point anybody supporting senator clinton better take responsibility for endorsing hiroshima for tehran also.
Next chore: getting rid of mildew on a closet water (the water source has been removed). Any suggestions?
This is because Mark Penn is actually a Republican.
No no no no no...Penn is just in a long line of Democratic idiots.
Bob Schrum, anyone?
.
"I have to ask: What about NotJenna?"
She is looking for her perfect NotHenry.
18 lanes of concrete in Houston - but there'll still be some shithead driving 50 mph in the left lane with his turn signal on. Probably a Bush/Cheney '04 bumper sticker, too.
And this guy was in charge . . . WHY, exactly?
watertiger | Homepage | 05.11.08 - 3:58 pm | #
Hillary's rep for competence and organization rests entirely on image.
"if anyone cares: the faucet replacement was successful."
Congratulations! Now you can wash your hands after you mastrubate.
Next chore: getting rid of mildew on a closet water (the water source has been removed). Any suggestions?
50/50 bleach and water.
Now I've got that horrid song going through my head.
I should sue somebody.
.
Look on the bright side. It could have been "You Light Up My Life".
Point taken.
Allegedly, chief strategist Mark Penn was actually ignorant of the proportional allocation rule and thought just winning the big states would be enough to secure the nomination.
And this guy was in charge . . . WHY, exactly?
watertiger
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Because Hillary and all the blue dog democrats are republicans in democratic clothing.
Certainly not on her dad's iPod:
The Tyrone Smith Revue, was asked to do "Lovin' in My Baby's Eyes" by Taj Mahal for the newlyweds' first dance.
watertiger
My favorite Taj Mahal song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I...h?
v=Ipp8gdQElVE
Congratulations! Now you can wash your hands after you mastrubate
In the kitchen sink?
And this guy was in charge . . . WHY, exactly?
labor unions don't just bust themselves.
ronjazz | 05.11.08 - 3:58 pm | #
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I'll have to up my snark vocabulary, as that was meant tongue in cheek. Although I would give any human being their right to a moment of fatherly pride on offspring's wedding day.
Hitler. Uh, maybe you're right.
I'm not going to harp on it, but all other issues aside, Clinton lost me forever with the "we'll obliterate Iran" thing. I mean, everything else is explain-awayable or figiveable, but not that. Never.
"if anyone cares: the faucet replacement was success