I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarFirst?


GravatarSegundo?


GravatarCharlie Branaski!


GravatarHulloooo!


GravatarMy apologies to Steve.


Gravatar863 hits to go at my place till 200,000!


Gravatar8th>


GravatarBush presidency: FIERY WRECK!


GravatarMy apologies to Steve.
Avedon | Homepage | 07.29.07 - 8:29 pm | #


Would that be steve simels?

If it's an OLD favorite, it seems likely.


GravatarCaptain of IRAQ Soccer Team wants the U.S. to go to Disney World!...or anywhere else as long as they get the fuck out of Iraq.


GravatarSo, okay, anybody wanna have some fun and send peaches to Pelosi?


GravatarOkay, I can take a hint.


GravatarI just saw boobies on PBS.


GravatarThe filmmaker said he located all of Moore's properties through his tax record.


Gravatar""God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.""

Oh, that was a big mistake, Fred Clark. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.


GravatarSadly, commenters w/dial-up will be hit hardest during the coming slump. buckle up.


GravatarWho made me?
God made me.

Why did God make me?
God made me to show his glory.

That's the way I remember it. But it's been a long time, so I might be misremembering.


GravatarThe filmmaker said he located all of Moore's properties through his tax record.

OHMYGAWD!

Michael Moore owns three pieces of real estate?

National healthcare must be some sort of communist plot!


GravatarThus again we come to mystery. Steve was neither made nor begotten; yet Steve is.

my real name is steve.

the answers are found, of course, in ...


stevie guide.


Gravatar"When God Made Me" has to be the most unlistenable piece of crap Neil Young ever wrote.


GravatarThere's an old lady in Sweden who has the fastest internet service in history of the world.


Gravatar"I want America to go out," he said. "Today, tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, but out. I wish the American people didn't invade Iraq and hopefully it will be over soon."

Brave.


GravatarThat catechism truly reveals the extent of God's narcissism.

I need people to look at me at recognize how great I am! I'll make some!


GravatarFunny how the wingers don't like capitalism.


GravatarWHO MADE WHO

Q: Who made you?


GravatarI sure like the medallion on Zap's front door. Tres elegant.

Is that woodwork going to need to be stripped, do we think? Or just cleaned thoroughly?
.


GravatarThe filmmaker said he located all of Moore's properties through his tax record.

OMG! MM pays taxes too?! What will we tell the children?


GravatarFunny how the wingers don't like capitalism.
NTodd, Collecting Data | Homepage | 07.29.07 - 8:35 pm | #
------
Wingers hate anyone who makes money without sucking up.


Gravatar"I want America to go out," he said. "Today, tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, but out. I wish the American people didn't invade Iraq and hopefully it will be over soon."

and in walk up apartments in DC, Tony Snow's assistants are called back into work for an emergency brain-storming session, as tomorrow's talking point--Iraqi soccer victory shows unified country that wants democracry--is judged no longer operational.


Gravatarmy favorite conversation with another steve -

me: how do you spell your whole name?

other steve: s - t - e - v - e - n. how do you spell it?

me: correctly.


GravatarWhen I think about it, maybe God made me to show his glory too.


GravatarThere's an old lady in Sweden who has the fastest internet service in history of the world.

Yeah, so I've heard.

And here's what I'd like to see happen in the US...


GravatarThe filmmaker found Moore in Traverse City Michigan and confronted him about Osama Bin Laden quoting parts from Fahrenheit 9/11.


GravatarWhen I think about it, maybe God made me to show his glory too.
mer | 07.29.07 - 8:37 pm | #


god made me as a cautionary tale.


Gravatar"I want America to go out," he said. "Today, tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, but out. I wish the American people didn't invade Iraq and hopefully it will be over soon."

We'll be hearing a lot about Uday Hussein on the news the next few days.


Gravatarhitler used to quote the bible.


GravatarThe filmmaker found Moore in Traverse City Michigan and confronted him about Osama Bin Laden quoting parts from Fahrenheit 9/11.
crow |


like Bush quoting osama Bin LAden, who is still alive


GravatarI'm god's most fevered dream.


Gravatarhitler used to quote the bible.

Jesus was a stinking commie.


GravatarDrudge's latest scoop: In the sixties, Hillary.... WROTE LETTERS!!!


Hell I just gave up on 'em three years ago. Got tired of getting emails in return.


Gravatarhitler used to quote the bible.

In Nazi Germany, you don't quote Bible; Bibe quotes YOU!


GravatarI'm Gods moistest dream


GravatarLake Michigan is a nice place to hang out.
.


GravatarJesus was a stinking commie.
crow | 07.29.07 - 8:40 pm | #


personal hygene was quite primative in those days.


GravatarJesus loves me, this I know
Cuz the bible tells me so.


Gravatarwow - finally seeing Tweety and wish I hadn't.
"Ants at a picnic"

What a bunch of assholes.


GravatarLake Michigan is a nice place to hang out.
.
Sparkle Plenty | 07.29.07 - 8:41 pm | #

Between late June and Mid August...


Gravatarjesus built my car
it's a love affair
mainly jesus and my hot rod


GravatarI'm on smile-up.
~


GravatarDid you know the FBI website has a 25 million dollar reward for Usama Bin Laden. They say he's wanted for bombing some buildings in Africa. The World Trade Center isn't mentioned.


GravatarThe wingers are all about jesus. What happened to god?


GravatarWhat kind of asshole entity makes things for his own glory?


GravatarTweety, Bush, Bob Novak, three dry drunks.

Whatever ya do, don't give up the sauce.


GravatarWell, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.


GravatarI get to quit to-morrow.

I don't know that I shall be able to sleep tonight.
.


GravatarBetween late June and Mid August...
Gilly Gonzylon | 07.29.07 - 8:42 pm | #


Apparently, a lot of folks like hanging out on Lake Winnebago in January. They bring out their little ice-fishing shacks and have a ball.


GravatarWhat kind of asshole entity makes things for his own glory?
Tralfaz


a very insecure one.


GravatarDid you know the FBI website has a 25 million dollar reward for Usama Bin Laden. They say he's wanted for bombing some buildings in Africa. The World Trade Center isn't mentioned.
crow | 07.29.07 - 8:42 pm | #

I think its up to like $48 million and 97 cents.


Gravatar"What kind of asshole entity makes things for his own glory?"
--Tralfa

God.


GravatarTweety, Bush, Bob Novak, three dry drunks.

two.


GravatarFox News: We put the "USA" in Usama!!


GravatarBecause you ought to.
.


GravatarThe filmaker has several witnesses that say the man who was evicted in Roger and Me never even worked at General Motors.


GravatarI think its up to like $48 million and 97 cents.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi | 07.29.07 - 8:43 pm | #

Bush will commute his sentence


GravatarDigby:

When it comes to "partisanship" the Republicans have turned it into a fetish --- a risky, self destructive form of political autoerotic asphyxiation in which they are willing to risk killing themselves for the sake of the ultimate thrill. It's one of the reasons we are having such a hard time wrapping our minds around how to deal with these people. They are not behaving like decent national leaders, we know that; but they are also not behaving like normal craven politicians.


GravatarI just saw the clip of Cokie saying on the Steffy show that she was "offended" by Edwards' crack about Hillary's coat. Gergen and Fareed were laughing their heads off at her.

Gergen just kept saying "Oh, come on."

I think it rankled Cokie because she's interrupted everything everyone's said since then.


Gravatar"I get to quit to-morrow.

I don't know that I shall be able to sleep tonight."
.
--GWPDA,

Hooray!

No need to sleep tonight if you're quitting tomorrow.

Party on! I will for you. Makes me happy about something.


GravatarGod made Steve Austin, but we can rebuild him.


GravatarGloria Borger on Tweety's panel show says getting out of Iraq "is a problem for the Democrats". Sheesh. Stupid stupid stupid.


GravatarThe filmmaker also has footage of me deep-throating a horse.


GravatarWas Cokie showin' cleavage?


Gravatar"I get to quit to-morrow.

I don't know that I shall be able to sleep tonight."


i gave up years ago, and haven't slept since.


GravatarGloria Borger on Tweety's panel show says getting out of Iraq "is a problem for the Democrats". Sheesh. Stupid stupid stupid.
daver9 | 07.29.07 - 8:47 pm | #

And then she stuck her arm up her left nostril, all the way up to the elbow.


GravatarWas Cokie showin' cleavage?
Bjorn,a poor young country boi


If she pantsed Gergen it was earlier in the program and I missed it.


GravatarGetting out of Iraq isn't a problem. Pack up and leave.


Gravatarsays getting out of Iraq "is a problem for the Democrats".

well, in that the republicans will never ever ever ever ever ever do it ...


GravatarGetting out of Iraq isn't a problem. Pack up and leave.
mer | 07.29.07 - 8:49 pm | #

Yeah, just make a left at Turkey.


GravatarWell, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
dirk gently, sociopathetic© | Homepage | 07.29.07 - 8:43 pm | #

Didn't this song first show up on Imus, back in the day when he was funny?


GravatarSteveLG,

Cokie: I was offended by Edwards i've been around a long time and i just don't take offense lightly

Gergen: oh come one you got all pissy when i spilled my martini on you last night



GravatarWell, I guess a soccer match did what the Americans couldn't -- and fewer casualties!


GravatarThe filmaker says the Marine Recruiter from Fahrenheit 9/11 who was killed in Iraq thought he was going to be on the Discovery channel.


GravatarI hate how Joe Cocker would fling his arms around.


GravatarBetween late June and Mid August...
Gilly Gonzylon | 07.29.07 - 8:42 pm | #


We used to go walk out on the frozen waves in February. I'm partial, but any month there is okay with me.
.


Gravatarwiki sez:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pla...i/ Plastic_Jesus

"Plastic Jesus" is an American folk song. The authorship of the song has been historically attributed to either Ed Rush and George Cromarty or Ernie Marrs. Ed Rush and George Cromarty wrote the song in 1957 and recorded it (as a humorous ad spoof) in 1962 as The Goldcoast Singers on World Pacific Records "Here They Are! The Goldcoast Singers" (wp-1806).[1] Rush and Cromarty still receive royalty checks from the song and are listed as the authors by ASCAP[1] and by the song's publisher, EMI Music Publishing. Ernie Marrs is sometimes credited as the songwriter due to the lyrics and music being credited to him when they were published in the folk music magazine Sing Out! volume 14, #2. Still others trace the song further back to African-American spiritual roots, and indeed Ed Rush has stated that the inspiration for the song came from a religious radio broadcast from Del Rio, Texas in the 1940s that contained the line "...leaning on the arms of Jesus, wrapped in the bosom of the Lord..."[


GravatarThe father of the soldier in Fahrenheit 9/11 confronted Michael Moore at the Traverse City Film festival where the father says Moore admitted he lied and apologized.


Gravatarpaul newman sang plastic jesus in cool hand luke. pre-imus, i believe.


GravatarDon't be stupid. It's not Adam and Steve.
Never Adam and Steve.

It's Adam and Steven, silly.


GravatarIt's Adam and Steven, silly.
Guy | Homepage | 07.29.07 - 8:55 pm | #


stephen.


Gravatardirk gently, sociopathetic© | Homepage | 07.29.07 - 8:53 pm | #

Featured in "Cool Hand Luke, I Am Your Father"


GravatarComment by crow blocked

Sucks to be you, don't it?


GravatarCoke for the Dirkster

@echo on


GravatarOh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?


Gravatar
stephen.
dirk gently, sociopathetic© | Homepage | 07.29.07 - 8:56 pm | #


That was one of the odd things proofreading at the Tex Lege.

We had to differentiate by saying either Steven or Step-hen. Messed up my leisure reading for a while.


Gravatar"What kind of asshole entity makes things for his own glory?"
--Tralfa


A God. who is a construct of some insecure rulers who created this myth to cement their status in place.


Gravatarpre-imus, i believe.

And pre-Primus for sure


GravatarWe had to differentiate by saying either Steven or Step-hen. Messed up my leisure reading for a while.
rorschach, infogit |


step-hen? what's that, the second husband's chicken?

it is pronounced steev-fen.


GravatarAch, weil, I'm away.

Be good. Don't do any more harm than you can recover from.
.
.


GravatarI SHOULD FINISH MY WORK


Gravatar"I don't care if it's dark and scary
Long as I got my Virgin Mary
Screwed up on the dashboard of my car.
Also got my plastic Judas
He's the one who really screwed us
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car."

I think I heard that sometime in the '60s, certainly before I ever heard of Imus.


GravatarOMG tell Hecate

Women's Poverty Relative To Men's In Affluent Nations: Single Motherhood And The State
Karen Christopher, Paula England, Katherin Ross, Tim Smeeding, Sara McLanahan


The United States has the highest poverty rate and the highest ratio of women's to men's poverty among eight modern nations reviewed in a Joint Center for Poverty Research paper, Gender Inequality in Poverty in Affluent Nations: The Role of Single Motherhood and the State. Karen Christopher, Paula England, Katherin Ross, Tim Smeeding, and Sara McLanahan used the Luxembourg Income Study (LIS) to analyze eight Western, industrialized nations: the United States, Australia, Canada, France, Germany, the Netherlands, Sweden, and the United Kingdom. The analysis pertained to nonelderly adults. Results indicate that both the greater prevalence of single mothers in the U.S. and their higher poverty rates relative to other groups are causes of the relatively high sex gap in poverty found in the U.S. The authors examined the effect of household composition (e.g., what proportion of the population is single, and what proportion of women are single mothers) and state tax and transfer policies on the inequality between women's and men's poverty. They conclude that both family structure and relatively low state transfers that do little to redistribute income between men and women contribute to the high sex gap in poverty in the U.S. relative to the other nations studied.


Gravatarpre-imus, i believe.

Remember Imus?

Will he be rolled out in September, literally and figuratively?


GravatarIt's all a mystery to me.


Gravatarstep-hen? what's that, the second husband's chicken?

it is pronounced steev-fen.
dirk gently, sociopathetic© | Homepage | 07.29.07 - 8:58 pm | #


Not in that room, it wasn't. We had to read punctuation too.

So your post would read:

Step hen huh what pos ess that com the second husband pos ess chicken huh


GravatarWhy why why why why why baby heavy hell
Alone and its here its this thunder
The thunder oh thunder
Oh!

Jesus built my car
Its a love affair
Mainly jesus and my hot rod


Gravatardirk gently owes me a MInistry coke


now i'm off for a bit


GravatarStep hen huh what pos ess that com the second husband pos ess chicken huh
rorschach, infogit | Homepage | 07.29.07 - 9:03 pm | #


that pos ess fucked up com huh huh


Gravatardirk gently owes me a MInistry coke

long thread.

drink up.


Gravatarthat pos ess fucked up com huh huh
dirk gently, sociopathetic© | Homepage | 07.29.07 - 9:05 pm | #


Indeed. Trying to finish my disseration after 8-14 hours of reading in that fashion was quite an experience.


Gravatar“I would vote against impeachment of Bush too because the corruption of the Vice President Cheney would even be worse,” Rangel said.

Damned if you do; damned if you don't.


GravatarBRILLIANT!!!

FORT WORTH, Texas - Fed up with deadly drive-by shootings, incessant drug dealing and graffiti, cities nationwide are trying a different tactic to combat gangs: They're suing them.

Fort Worth and San Francisco are among the latest to file lawsuits against gang members, asking courts for injunctions barring them from hanging out together on street corners, in cars or anywhere else in certain areas.


GravatarIt's all a mystery to me.
cosmic tumbler | 07.29.07 - 9:03 pm | #


that's because you don't read stevie guide.


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O! Canada!
.


GravatarDigby makes a very good (parenthetical) point:

(Bill Clinton was saved by the people, not the Democratic congress who were prepared to jump ship at the first sign of a decay in public support. Luckily for him, the more the Republicans pushed the more the public stood behind him.)

That's absolutely true, but I had never thought about it that way... probably because I've now had the dubious benefit of seeing Democrats capitulate in nearly every imaginable way for the last decade.


GravatarSo I hear that Darth Cheney will be on Larry King on Tuesday. That should resolve things.
/snark


GravatarThis should say:
Survey: Gas Prices All over the GodDamned Map-

The AP prints-
Survey: Gas Prices Down 17 Cents

http://www.salon.com/wire/ap/ arc...=D8QMFNS80.html

Regional pricing "strategy" by PigOyl are no where to be found in the "splash"-

Just like those assholes who are trying to blame the chase perp for the 'Copters collide-

Assholes personified- The folks to blame for the 'Copters collide are the phucktards that believe live televising assholes chasing assholes in cars is newsworthy-

Toads-


GravatarMy apologies to Steve.
Avedon | Homepage | 07.29.07 - 8:29 pm


The Steve is equipped with a reality distortion field and has no need for apologies.


GravatarSo I hear that Darth Cheney will be on Larry King on Tuesday. That should resolve things.

No way! Really?


Gravataroops, just got here and didn't realize you were snarking.


Gravatarhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=J04xN5akaPE
Silly people.

Don't you realise that to-morrow I get to be free? Yes. I do.
.


GravatarDon't you realise that to-morrow I get to be free?

i won't be free.




but you can probably get me wholesale.


GravatarQuite a slowdown all of a sudden. Everybody go to order peaches for Pelosi?


Gravatarmmmmmmmm - peach pie.


GravatarIs Plum P here?

I has sum pitchurs o cutez kittens.

http://thumbsnap.com/v/EFKeLrin.jpg

http://thumbsnap.com/v/dR9ssEgc.jpg

http://thumbsnap.com/v/HOc1rpYr.jpg


GravatarPeach and almond pie, in the deep freeze now.

And now, for sure and certain, off. Be good. Don't dig in beyond your ability to get dug out.
.


GravatarIs Plum P here?

I has sum pitchurs o cutez kittens.

http://thumbsnap.com/v/EFKeLrin.jpg

http://thumbsnap.com/v/dR9ssEgc.jpg

http://thumbsnap.com/v/HOc1rpYr.jpg
Mr French | 07.29.07 - 9:27 pm



Eeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

I love the buff colored one.


GravatarEverybody go to order peaches for Pelosi?
NTodd, Collecting Data


I just bought a bunch of bumper stickers, now you want me to buy fucking peaches? This is getting expensive.


GravatarI just bought a bunch of bumper stickers, now you want me to buy fucking peaches? This is getting expensive.

Yeah, I've shelled out quite a bit of money I don't really have. But I'm going to keep doing it.


GravatarEeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

I love the buff colored one.


She's my favorite. I may have to keep her.


Gravatarevening bats

in hindsight that 5th glass of wine seems like a mistake

what's up with peaches?


GravatarEeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

I love the buff colored one.

She's my favorite. I may have to keep her.
Mr French | 07.29.07 - 9:32 pm


Why not keep them all?


Gravatarwhat's up with peaches?

PEACHES!


Gravatar"what's up with peaches?"

Must be jam season.


GravatarWhy not keep them all?

I'd need to modify a scoop shovel to keep up with the litterbox! If I did keep them all I'd have 9 catz.


GravatarPEACHES!
NTodd


like I said...maybe too much wine. didn't get the wordplay


GravatarWhy not keep them all?

The entire kitten kaboodle?


Gravatarlike I said...maybe too much wine.

mmmmmmmm ... peach wine


Gravatar"Don't you realise that to-morrow I get to be free?"

people everywhere just got to be free!


GravatarCharlie Branaski!
rorschach, infogit

f'n brilliant. every one i've ever turned on to bukowski all of the sudden thinks they can write, including me. mostly i just have the drink'n covered.

who in the hell is Henry Chinaski?


GravatarA few days sgo I saw a local story where a man was trying to salvage something from his flooded out house and was found by his missing cat. Banged up and skinny but happy to find his person.


GravatarWhy not keep them all?

I'd need to modify a scoop shovel to keep up with the litterbox! If I did keep them all I'd have 9 catz.
Mr French | 07.29.07 - 9:37 pm |


After four, it doesn't really matter how many cats you have.


Gravatarclaude hooper bukowski
finds that it's groovy
to sit in a movie


Gravatarif hubble can see far distant galaxies, why not the moon landing site?


Gravatarif hubble can see far distant galaxies, why not the moon landing site?

You are a simple sumbitch, ain't ya, gary?


GravatarAfter four, it doesn't really matter how many cats you have.
Buckeye


you're clothes are pretty much drf by then...

I'll pay good money for someone to come get my three brown cats


Gravatarpretends he's fellini
and antonioni
and also his countryman roman polanski
all rolled into one


Gravatarpeople everywhere just got to be free!
Uncle Blodge,


so they can join hands, and start a love train


Gravataras long as we can see up uranus, I think it's technology that rawks


GravatarDowning Street explanation for why Gordon's wife not at Camp David -- "it's not that kind of trip"


Gravatarif hubble can see far distant galaxies, why not the moon landing site?
gary in fl


The landing site was dismantled, actually stolen by the Russians. No evidence remains.


GravatarCoalition of Evangelicals Voices Support for
Palestinian State

"More than 30 evangelical leaders are stepping forward to say that those claiming a biblically-mandated hard line of support for Israel do not speak for them."


Gravatarnow that i've dropped out
why is life dreary dreary
answer my weary query
timothy leary dearie


Gravatardirk - meet me in front of the Waverly.


GravatarHey look! Ellen Tauscher has never read the Constitution!!

The Attorney General serves at the pleasure of the president in a non-impeachable office. Unless convicted of an illegal act, the Attorney General cannot be removed from office without the president asking for or accepting his resignation.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/20...7/29/202340/ 866


GravatarHey look! Ellen Tauscher has never read the Constitution!!

Mah liddle kittenz r smarter than her....


Gravatar
The Attorney General serves at the pleasure of the president in a non-impeachable office


Oh yeah, that's in Bush's latest signing statement when he ratified the Constitution.


GravatarI say we impeach the whole fucking cabinet...and yes, it can happen


GravatarThe landing site was dismantled, actually stolen by the Russians. No evidence remains.
cosmic tumbler | 07.29.07 - 9:43 pm | #


i heard the cia covered it with an invisibility shield.


GravatarI get all tensed up when I find out members of Congress are unable to read and understand the provisions of their jobs in the US Constitution.


GravatarOh yeah, that's in Bush's latest signing statement when he ratified the Constitution.
NTodd, Collecting Data


from the daily show:

have you read the constitution?

um, yes, actually i have.

have you read it lately?


GravatarAlrighty bats, off to try and convince my 'half' cat that it's time to come indoors for the evening.


GravatarYeah, I've shelled out quite a bit of money I don't really have. But I'm going to keep doing it.
NTodd, Collecting Data | Homepage | 07.29.07 - 9:31 pm | #

Include pics of Lancelot Link...


GravatarJeffCO | 07.29.07 - 9:41 pm | #

Lyrics from Hair...

Sweet...


GravatarSweet...
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin


hey, i started it!


GravatarNeat kitty video
http://video.yahoo.com/video/pla...240&fr=& cache=1


Gravatarbut you can probably get me wholesale.

That's an interesting meme actually. Corporate America profitting immensely from wholesale wages they have been paying us for years.


Gravatarsodomy, fellatio
cunnilingus
pederasty
father
why do these words sound
so nasty?


Gravatarhey, i started it! dirk gently

True - he's gently high and low; don't ask me why- don't know!


GravatarCokie Roberts is a vacuous, cocktail weenie-chasing douchebag, and David Gergen is a tired, sycophantic chowderhead.


GravatarThe landing site was dismantled, actually stolen by the Russians. No evidence remains.
cosmic tumbler | 07.29.07 - 9:43 pm | #

i heard the cia covered it with an invisibility shield.
dirk gently, sociopathetic©


The real question gary failed to raise, but should research more carefully, is who built the original landing site that allowed the first moon landing? This line of thought could lead to a confirmation of the existence of god.


GravatarWHO MADE WHO

Dr. Who. The Who that always was, and will always be.


GravatarOr better yet...the outsourcing problem is due to employment of foriegn workers at wholesale wages to the detriment of the American worker.


Gravatarit's not for lack of bread
like the grateful dead
mama


GravatarCokie Roberts is a vacuous, cocktail weenie-chasing douchebag, and David Gergen is a tired, sycophantic chowderhead.
melior, pool ready | 07.29.07 - 9:53 pm | #

Cokie Roberts, Bukakie Queen


Gravatarmelior, pool ready | 07.29.07 - 9:53 pm | #

You're too nice to them...


GravatarDavid Gergen is a tired, sycophantic chowderhead.
melior,


I tried to read his book off the remaindes table a few years back.

Chapter 1: Nixon, a Misunderstood Man (proximate paraphrase)

I didn't make any further.


GravatarI believe all gary's questions are answered in the documentary Capricorn One.


GravatarThis line of thought could lead to a confirmation of the existence of god.
cosmic tumbler | 07.29.07 - 9:53 pm | #


but the babel fish is a dead giveaway.

*poof*


Gravatardirk gently, sociopathetic© | Homepage | 07.29.07 - 9:53 pm | #

Thanks for starting the Hair festival. I have the soundtrack.

Good morning starshine, the earth says hello...


Gravatarhey, i started it!
dirk gently, sociopathetic©

no fighting, ah flirting.

flesh colored christs that glow in the dark, it's easy to see, that not much is really sacred.

jesus christ superstar, who in the hell do you think you are.


GravatarOr better yet...the outsourcing problem is due to employment of foriegn workers at wholesale wages to the detriment of the American worker.
sj | 07.29.07 - 9:53 pm | #

Look! Over there! Brown skins climbing a fence! Never mind the middle class in the US doesn't exist anymore. Keep the focus on the Mexicans!

- Congress


Gravatarmy uber-talented son played claude at georgia tech a couple years ago.

i always loved the play, but that time i actually cried at the end.


GravatarIn Germany, "Herr"


GravatarSheeeeeeeeee-it, I ain't dyin' for no white man.


Gravatarno fighting, ah flirting.

are you telling me to put away my sword, ah sword?


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f'n brilliant. every one i've ever turned on to bukowski all of the sudden thinks they can write, including me. mostly i just have the drink'n covered.

who in the hell is Henry Chinaski?
charley | Homepage | 07.29.07 - 9:38 pm | #


Bukowski is somethin' else, that's beyond a doubt.

I don't understand that last question of yours.


GravatarWhat kind of asshole entity makes things for his own glory?
Tralfaz

A very lonely one, thats for sure.


Gravatar"what's up with peaches?"

Must be jam season.
Mason&Dixon Jars | 07.29.07 - 9:36 pm


Mmmmm... mountain jam. eat a peach.


GravatarBukowski is somethin' else, that's beyond a doubt.

I don't understand that last question of yours.
rorschach, infogit | Homepage | 07.29.07 - 9:59 pm | #


I've got a book signed by Chuck B


Gravatarhey all you dirty fucking hippies.

any intelligent life forms in here?

just askin'...


GravatarG'night, good luck, and eat some peaches.


GravatarThis line of thought could lead to a confirmation of the nonexistence of god.


GravatarI've got a book signed by Chuck B
Gilly Gonzylon | 07.29.07 - 10:00 pm | #


i've got one signed by peter s. b.


Gravatar"he who shall, so shall he who!"


GravatarGilly Gonzylon | 07.29.07 - 10:00 pm | #

Charles Bukowski...good friend of mine...


Gravataryou'd think, if the satellites can read your license plate,they'd at least come up with a moon landing site photo.


Gravatari've got one signed by peter s. b.
dirk gently, sociopathetic© | Homepage | 07.29.07 - 10:01 pm | #

The dutch guy who invented NYC ?


GravatarNow on the front page of WaPo.com

Democrats Pursue Gonzales
THE TALK | Sens. Leahy, Specter say they've given attorney general one week to amend testimony.
Zachary Goldfarb


it's an official conspiracy, they're trying to push Arlen to the other side


Gravatargoodnight to all except the idiots.

you know who you are.


gary.


GravatarThe dutch guy who invented NYC ?
Gilly Gonzylon | 07.29.07 - 10:02 pm | #


the last unicorn.

we named our youngest daughter after her.


GravatarJim | 07.29.07 - 10:02 pm | #

I thought that too. Jeffords switched after Bush bullied him, but then, most Republicans obey Bush ultimately.

Specter is Bush's bitch. Always complains, but goes along with his king in the end. Typical "moderate" Republican.


GravatarSquished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you, woman,
I poked my finger down inside
Make a little room for it to hide
Nature's candy in my hand or can or a pie

Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free

Look out!


GravatarI don't understand that last question of yours.
rorschach, infogit

which is unfortunate, because i thought you might have the key to the mystery.

often in his stories he refers to himself as Henry Chinaski. and of course he has that poem 'Who in the hell is Tom Jones'

anyway i was sufficiently intrigued as to have made a T shirt "Who in the hell is Henry Chinaski?"


GravatarThe dutch guy who invented NYC ?

Rutger Hauer?


GravatarBukowski is somethin' else, that's beyond a doubt.

I once heard him read Captain Beefheart's Ten Thousand and Tenth Day on The Human Totem Pole.


Gravatarmelior, pool ready | 07.29.07 - 10:05 pm | #

I'm jealous...


GravatarPEACHES:
Pain perdu with peaches and vanilla
Serves 4 :Pain perdu or "lost bread" was originally conceived by the French as an ingenious way of using up leftover bread or brioche. It's also known as French toast or eggy bread, or tostado in Spain. This version is more sophisticated, the brioche almost turns into a custard-like fried slice.
4 slices of brioche, cut about 2cm thick, crusts off;2 egg yolks;2tbsp caster sugar; 200ml single cream; A few drops of vanilla essence; A couple of good knobs of butter (about 90g).
For the peaches: 2 large ripe peaches
A couple good knobs of butter (about 90g);1tbsp caster sugar;The seeds from half a vanilla pod; 100ml single cream. The night before, whisk the yolks, sugar, vanilla and cream together, place the slices of brioche in a dish and pour the mixture over. Turn the brioche a couple of times then clingfilm the dish and refrigerate overnight or for 4-6 hours until the brioche has absorbed the mixture. Keep the slices of brioche whole or half them if it's a large brioche. Melt the butter in a frying pan and cook the slices until crisp and golden. Halve the peaches and remove stones, then cut each half into 3 or 4 wedges. Melt the butter in a pan, add the sugar and the vanilla seeds, and stir until melted. Then cook the peaches on a medium heat for 3-4 minutes, until they soften, add the cream and simmer for a minute or so. Spoon the peaches over the bread.


GravatarPEACHES:
Pain perdu with peaches and vanilla
Serves 4 :Pain perdu or "lost bread" was originally conceived by the French as an ingenious way of using up leftover bread or brioche. It's also known as French toast or eggy bread, or tostado in Spain. This version is more sophisticated, the brioche almost turns into a custard-like fried slice.
4 slices of brioche, cut about 2cm thick, crusts off;2 egg yolks;2tbsp caster sugar; 200ml single cream; A few drops of vanilla essence; A couple of good knobs of butter (about 90g).
For the peaches: 2 large ripe peaches
A couple good knobs of butter (about 90g);1tbsp caster sugar;The seeds from half a vanilla pod; 100ml single cream. The night before, whisk the yolks, sugar, vanilla and cream together, place the slices of brioche in a dish and pour the mixture over. Turn the brioche a couple of times then clingfilm the dish and refrigerate overnight or for 4-6 hours until the brioche has absorbed the mixture. Keep the slices of brioche whole or half them if it's a large brioche. Melt the butter in a frying pan and cook the slices until crisp and golden. Halve the peaches and remove stones, then cut each half into 3 or 4 wedges. Melt the butter in a pan, add the sugar and the vanilla seeds, and stir until melted. Then cook the peaches on a medium heat for 3-4 minutes, until they soften, add the cream and simmer for a minute or so. Spoon the peaches over the bread.
Sarah Deere


Is there a microwave version?


GravatarI believe that God believes in Claude.


GravatarIs there a microwave version?
cosmic tumbler | 07.29.07 - 10:10 pm

oh, please....philistine!!!


GravatarSux that the "Undecided" get to decide the election of the president. Don't you wonder about those people in surveys?

48% For it
48% Against It
4% Undecided


Go to hell, undecided.


GravatarIs there a microwave version?
cosmic tumbler | 07.29.07 - 10:10 pm

oh, please....philistine!!!
Sarah Deere




GravatarI assume God hates me, hence the eczema.


Gravatar"Crew You"
George "undecided" Johnson


GravatarI assume God hates me, hence the eczema.
SteveNS | 07.29.07 - 10:13 pm | #

well, your name does have "Steve" in it, right?


Gravatari remember fondly listening to clinton speak one time back when america was at peace, and had trillions in the bank.

he talked about america now having the 'emotional space' to work on a littany of items. among them were poverty issues, race relations, gender equality, etc. you know, fucking radical progressive things.
anyway, i'll google it sometime when i'm able to read it without feeling the sadness of the moment that we squandered.

then the fuckwads went after him and the power of the presidency. he obviously really scared the fuck out of them with that speech.

i was inspired by it.

but, wtfdik?


GravatarI assume God hates me, hence the eczema.
SteveNS | 07.29.07 - 10:13 pm | #

Doesn't some lotion help?


Gravatarhttp://www.alternativereel.com/ c...f_Skid_Row.html


GravatarI assume God hates me, hence the eczema.
SteveNS | 07.29.07 - 10:13 pm | #

Doesn't some lotion help?
Gilly Gonzylon


Noxema?


GravatarFor Bukowski fanatics...

http://www.alternativereel.com/ c...f_Skid_Row.html


Gravatarwell, your name does have "Steve" in it, right?

It does indeed. I just never knew that was the reason, until now.

I bet Mom & Dad thought it would be funny.


GravatarDoesn't some lotion help?
Gilly Gonzylon


I'm sure there's something out there that will, I just have to keep trying different ones till I find the magic bullet.

I'm suspecting I have a shellfish allergy, which may be responsible for this latest bout.

Damn you, scallops!


GravatarOn Work: "It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?" [Factotum, 1975]

A-fucking-men. Thank God (or, you know, whatever) I work at a place where I do not have to punch a clock. That I sometimes have to work long hours and weekends means nothing to me as long as I do not have to punch a fucking clock. That, to me, is pre-eminently soul-killing.


GravatarFrom Janeane's Bukowski link:

Epitaph: "Don’t Try"

Wry bastard to the end.


GravatarHow in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

Well now I'm itchy AND depressed.


GravatarI bet Mom & Dad thought it would be funny.
SteveNS

they didn;t know, honeychile. These are arcane secrets.


GravatarSarah Deere | 07.29.07 - 10:18 pm | #

When I worked at a factory, I felt like that. They made you feel like you were just lucky to have a job, and that you should be grateful for it. It kills your soul little by little.


Gravatarthey didn;t know, honeychile. These are arcane secrets.
Sarah Deere


How we survived as a species, pre-Google, I'll never know.


GravatarMy Bukowski...

We got cable TV here, and the first thing we switched on happened to be 'Eraserhead.' I said, 'Oh, this cable TV has opened up a whole new world. We’re gonna be sitting in front of this thing for centuries. What next?' So starting with Eraserhead we sit here, click, click, click — nothing."


Gravatar"Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass."

Does Dick Cheney deserve to wipe his ass?


Gravatar"You are a simple sumbitch, ain't ya, gary?"

so why no pix, milk-boy?


GravatarNew thread....


GravatarJaneane The Acerbic Goblin | 07.29.07 - 10:15 pm | #

That interview with him is great! Thanks!


GravatarYet despite his enormous influence, we know little about Steve aside from a single reference to him in our holy texts

Wow! That description of Steve sounds a lot like Jesus. Hey! That's it! Steve is Jesus! Check it out - Jesus wasn't married, and he hung around all the time with 12 guys! I think I'll start my own religion - big money in that, ya know!


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