Exorcise
Ruth | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 9:23 am | #

Cheney is merely a spectral force. Made of inanimate matter he travels the universe for eternity trapped in his own immaterial funk.
attaturk | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 9:23 am | #

Evil incarnate... or not.
Ruth | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 9:24 am | #

"Undead" is the same as "non-entity"?

I didn't know this.
SteveLG | 06.23.07 - 9:24 am | #

Evil incarnate... or not.
Ruth

Chili incarnate.
attaturk | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 9:25 am | #

the matter was animate, until it committed suicide.
Ruth | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 9:25 am | #

Chili incarnate

also committed suicide.
Ruth | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 9:26 am | #

Oh no, I've been linked to by Althouse.
attaturk | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 9:28 am | #

I've always considered him a non-entity.
Karin | 06.23.07 - 9:28 am | #

And you can't be indicted for war crimes if you don't let the evidence exist. See "signing statement #46579rm75.321
Ruth | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 9:28 am | #

he is a kind of special dick
Liars for Bush | 06.23.07 - 9:29 am | #

Atlhouse doesn't link, it sucks.
Ruth | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 9:29 am | #

Oh no, I've been linked to by Althouse.

Condolences.
Karin | 06.23.07 - 9:31 am | #

more sheets
Ruth | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 9:33 am | #

Could it be that Cheney is coming clean about the fact that he's a Lectroid from Planet 10?
David Ehrenstein | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 10:04 am | #

glad to hear its now official what we've known for a long time, that cheney doesn't really exist in the conventional sense, he's a manifestation of all the worst, most vile, insidious traits that a human can possess masticized into some massive evil cancer that has invaded the US in its effort to obliterate truth and reality.
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zoot | 06.23.07 - 10:09 am | #

Cheney can't be an entity. That's way too noun-ish. He's more of a process, like decomposition or metastasis.
shrimplate | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 11:14 am | #

I believe Dick Cheney to be the goo from Ghostbusters 2. The stuff that is a manifestation of our anger and mean spiritness. I furthermore believe the only way he can be defeated is by creating an animated Statue of Liberty and singing "(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher."
erik28com | 06.23.07 - 11:34 am | #

I think that Cheney is more like that malevolent puddle of tar featured in the ST/TNG episode "The Skin of Evil". Let's keep Lt. Yar at a safe distance this time.
Spartakus | 06.23.07 - 11:49 am | #

That's the beauty of Dick Cheney is that he is so many manifestations of evil we can all be right.
erik28com | 06.23.07 - 11:52 am | #

and now we find out that bush doesn't consider the office of the president to be in the executive branch either...

http://takeitpersonally.blogspot.com/
profmarcus | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 11:56 am | #

I've been saying all along that Cheney is a vampire -- the undead. His "undisclosed location" is a cave full of bats. Of course he's not part of any human agency.

Don't bother to impeach him, at least not until we've tried garlic and crucifixes.
Stuart Eugene Thiel | 06.23.07 - 12:27 pm | #

"who would win in a street fight, Dick Cheney's sanitary napkins or Putin?"-Chris Matthews
jr | 06.23.07 - 12:51 pm | #

So if Dick "Dick" Cheney isn't a member of the executive branch anymore, by the admission of his own representatives, doesn't that mean that he can no longer hide his energy industry meetings behind the already-dubious veil of executive privilege?

There are several groups who should be using these recent, absurd statements by the VP's office to get their hands on that information.
Seraphiel | 06.23.07 - 3:09 pm | #

Werll think about it. Dick Cheney is a big time asshole, but can you call a hole an entity? Cheney is making a profound metaphysical point about the ontology of abstract particulars.
Junius Brutus | 06.23.07 - 6:34 pm | #

He is now the meta-president.
dre | 06.23.07 - 11:44 pm | #

can't dick get another deferment on the date of disclosure?
notaboomer | 06.24.07 - 2:28 am | #