HULK SMASH
Obama will never become president.
I hate him. Soon all Americans will hate him.
We'll all spit and shit on him.
JR, stop giving your horse drugs!
first? (since killfiled weeinies don't count)
Oh man, miss 1s to pud.
Go away, pud.
turdles
I vill not buy this thread - it is scratched.
first? (since killfiled weeinies don't count)
baba durag
Then, I'd be first..
I don't think pud likes Obama. That's going to change everything.
Chipmunk for president! The first chipmunk evah!
Yes, I know that this is beneath me.
Unless, of course, you're calling ME a killfiled weenie...
Is this a fake thread?
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Lets hope our breatheren and sisteren in PHL don't have signs like this in their hotel bathrooms.
Then, I'd be first..
Duane V
Indeed you are. I got turdles.
I don't think pud likes Obama. That's going to change everything.
MP
Yes. Now, I'll vote for him TWICE.
.just that I find JR extremely irritating when he mounts his high horse.
Toonscribe: Grumpy
I think JR is a she, FWIW, and also FWIW, she seems to have one of the lowest rates of saying shit that is plain incorrect of any poster here. She will also admit it when wrong, unlike many others. I don't mind at all if people pontificate about stuff, so long as they are not full of shit. I learn a lot that way.
Please do not feed the retard troll.
TIA.
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Is someone namestealing Shared Humanity?
first? (since killfiled weeinies don't count) -baba durag,/i>
Shelly?
WOW! I sure am GLAD that our two term COMMANDER in CHIEF is not a FUCKTARD PSYCHO!!1
Is there a 12 step program for geeks?
Yes. But you are too far gone for it.
Echidne
Then I am beyond help?
Oh, no!
Duane V! You stole my line, I was going to threaten to double vote for Obama. Heh, landslide fucka, now what are you gonna do about it? Buwahahahaha!
Repost, with typos corrected:
find JR extremely irritating when he mounts his high horse.
Toonscribe:
Except that if you look in detail at the list, many weren't in the "tiny minority" that they are claimed to be in.
Remember those lists going around of all the people that the Clintons killed?
Did you accept that on face value?
If not, then you got on the same fucking horse.
Is there a 12 step program for geeks?
It'll be hacked before sunrise.
Then I am beyond help?
Oh, no!
You have to learn self-acceptance instead. Like put up those little messages all over your house: A GEEK! EEK!
A total blurring of the lines between humans, machines, and animals. For starters.
blerb | 03.29.08 - 12:28 am | #
Sounds good. Promotes life. I'm all for it.
Echidne? Thought you'd be in Philly.
I find JR extremely irritating when he mounts his high horse.
I love it, he kicks ass. He needs worthy opponents though, this is a yawn.
Try harder people!
annie
http://thumbsnap.com/v/Rj381qxh.jpg
At the risk of seeming superficial, doesn't McBush's daughter Meghan look like a porn star?
http://thumbsnap.com/v/Rj381qxh.jpg
I think JR is a she, FWIW
What gave it away?
Echidne? Thought you'd be in Philly.
I'm traveling there tomorrow.
I find JR extremely irritating when he mounts his high horse.
I love it, he kicks ass. He needs worthy opponents though, this is a yawn.
Try harder people!
annie
annie | 03.29.08 - 12:42 am | #
I'LL SAVE YOU PEARL PUREHEART!
It's not easy beeing a weenie in this world, but weenies make the world go round.
Why all the JR hatin'?
Is someone namestealing Shared Humanity?
Elias: Remove this, TSA!. | 03.29.08 - 12:39 am | #
Nope, it's me...just discouraged. I don't believe I've ever been name stolen.
Like put up those little messages all over your house: A GEEK! EEK!
Echidne
The dust rhinos would probably vandalize them.
I thought so. I enjoyed your fictional Hillary gender speech. 
"Rev. Geraldine Wright!"
At the risk of seeming superficial, doesn't McBush's daughter Meghan look like a porn star?
I have no idea what porn stars are supposed to look like, but her makeup is excessive for the lights in that picture.
Are there drunken nekkid E-Con photos posted yet?
Why all the JR hatin'?
MP
Because I am cold-blooded and snake-brained.
Plus some of it is just funnin'
I thought so. I enjoyed your fictional Hillary gender speech. "Rev. Geraldine Wright!"
That wasn't mine, but Suzie's. She blogs on Fridays. She is a real journalist and all.
Does Meghan + notjenna?
Be nice, it's Eschacon season. Hugz to all the kittehs, hugz to all who are hurting, noogies to those who aren't behaving. I must sleep.
.What gave it away?
JR, kerosene and a match
Your jokingly affected competitive relationship with your mother? A few other subtle things? I don't think you ever came out and said so, but I'm not sure.
OK Shared. I swore you had a grav. I know how you feel. Things look bleak sometimes. We could always form an ex pat community somewhere. I'm thinking Brazil or Australia.
Are there drunken nekkid E-Con photos posted yet?
MP
Atrios made em swear an oath not to publish any pics.
Hey pud!
Go pound yourself.
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That wasn't mine, but Suzie's. She blogs on Fridays. She is a real journalist and all.
Ah, yes. I guess the "by Suzie" should have given it away.
I have no idea what porn stars are supposed to look like, but her makeup is excessive for the lights in that picture.
That's pretty much the definition in my book.
Not that I've ever watched porn.
Much.
I don't think you ever came out and said so, but I'm not sure.
blerb
I never said either way, that's the "trick".
It's always interesting to see what assumptions are made, and by whom*.
Right, moppet?
*(... purely for academic intrest, of course)
Plus some of it is just funnin'
JR, kerosene and a match
I love JR. But I do think he/she should stop drugging his/her horse.
Are there drunken nekkid E-Con photos posted yet?
MP
Atrios made em swear an oath not to publish any pics.
Barry from AK Shanghai | Homepage | 03.29.08 - 12:46 am | #
I'm
too sexy for my blog
too sexy for my blog
so sexy!!
Then I am beyond help?
Oh, no!
/Leaps to stand beside liege lord JR, shield at ready, rubbing thumb gently on edge of sword, glaring darkly at foes.
Is Jr a lesbian?
Not that I've ever watched porn.
Much.
Mr French
You cad!
Fading fast.
Nitey Knight.
I swore you had a grav.
How do I get one of those?
.What gave it away?
JR, kerosene and a match
I never told. I'm good that way.
I heard an interesting story about a female tech blogger who has no comments but two places for e-mail addresses on her blog. One of them gives her whole name (a female one), the other gives just the first initial and the last name.
When people don't like what she writes she gets different nasty letters depending on which e-mail address the reader happened to see. The possibly-guy name causes "fuck you, you asshole" letters. The clearly girl name causes "fuck you, I'm gonna rape and kill you" letters.
Leaps to stand beside liege lord JR, shield at ready, rubbing thumb gently on edge of sword, glaring darkly at foes.
Xan
I am a geek, and proud.. You, sir, are a dweeb...
.At the risk of seeming superficial, doesn't McBush's daughter Meghan look like a porn star?
She looks like a typical SoCal bimbo, which is the much larger population from which most female porn stars are drawn.
Is Jr a lesbian?
annie
You have confused him with Larry Craig. Again.
I don't give a shit what sexual orientation JR is. I heard a rumor that JR is a fucking Canadian.
Is Jr a lesbian?
annie
An interesting assumpton, moppet.
I heard a rumor that JR is a fucking Canadian.
MP
I am, indeed, a Canadian who has sex regularly.
If not, then you got on the same fucking horse.
Yes, I've ridden that horse many times -- and I've been knocked off it, too. I think by "high horse," I'm critquing more your style of disagreement than your content, which has merit. But that's just me.
I am a geek, and proud.. You, sir, are a dweeb...
Duane V |
hey, lay off my homie!
The possibly-guy name causes "fuck you, you asshole" letters. The clearly girl name causes "fuck you, I'm gonna rape and kill you" letters.
Echidne |
That is fucked up beyond measure. And you wonder why I hate my own gender.
A dweeb, a nerd and a geek walk into a bar...
The possibly-guy name causes "fuck you, you asshole" letters. The clearly girl name causes "fuck you, I'm gonna rape and kill you" letters.
I'm thinking I was born into the wrong world.
An interesting assumpton, moppet.
JR
No assumption, just a question. Why do you assume I assumed? Hmmmmm, interesting........
http://www.madison.com/tct/opini...n/column/
278880
a Canadian who has sex regularly.
JR, kerosene and a match
unpossible.
A dweeb, a nerd and a geek walk into a bar...
ellroon
Ouch!
hey, lay off my homie!
JR, kerosene and a match
Hey, it's all in good fun.. Some of my best buds are dweebs..
As a heavy barrage erupted outside his parents' house, Abu Mustafa al-Thahabi, a political and military adviser to the Mahdi Army of Shiite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr, rushed through the purple gate and took shelter behind the thick walls. He had just spoken with a fighter by cellphone. "I told him not to use that weapon. It's not effective," he said, referring to a rocket-propelled grenade. "I told him to use the IED, the Iranian one," he added, using the shorthand for an improvised explosive device. "This is more effective."
After nearly a year of relative calm, U.S. troops and Shiite militiamen engaged in pitched battles this week, underscoring how quickly order can give way to chaos in Iraq. On this block in Sadr City, the cleric's sprawling stronghold, men and boys came out from nearly every house to fight, using powerful IEDs and rockets.
From Thursday afternoon to Friday morning, this correspondent spent 19 hours on the block, including hours trapped by intense crossfire inside the house of Thahabi's parents.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...8032803810.html
Tough duty.
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I'm critquing more your style of disagreement than your content, which has merit. But that's just me.
Toonscribe:
Oh, OK then.
I'll admit that I'm use to boards where we "play rough" (and friendly), and often I'm doing deadpan, which doesn't come over that well in print.
a Canadian who has sex regularly.
JR, kerosene and a match
Lucky stiff!
Are there Canukistani hillbillies?
Can I get a green card?
I am a geek, and proud.. You, sir, are a dweeb...
/sheaths sword in disgust, reaches for flyswatter instead.
oh and btw I am not a "sir" either... 
Are there Canukistani hillbillies?
yes
Can I get a green card?
staunch_hillbilly
it's more of an ochre....
Be nice, it's Eschacon season. Hugz to all the kittehs, hugz to all who are hurting, noogies to those who aren't behaving. I must sleep.
catalexis | 03.29.08 - 12:45 am | #
mmm... noogies.
Are there Canukistani hillbillies?
They're called Newfies.
I am, indeed, a Canadian who has sex regularly.
JR, kerosene and a match
Well, in that case, you got an extra bedroom, if stuff gets even shittier down here in 'Murika?
Yes, I've ridden that horse many times -- and I've been knocked off it, too. I think by "high horse," I'm critquing more your style of disagreement than your content, which has merit. But that's just me.
Toonscribe: Grumpy
And I thought JR was drugging her horse.
When you know the answer you say it matter-of-factly and with confidence. That pisses some people off. Oh well. They are not cut out tobe scientists. You are also stalwartly anti-religious, which also pisses people off, but not me.
Well, in that case, you got an extra bedroom, if stuff gets even shittier down here in 'Murika?
MP
Unfortunately, no. We have an extra comfy couch, but you'd have to share it with the dog.
Can I get a green card?
Wanna buy mine?
oh and btw I am not a "sir" either...
Xan
"ma'am?"
Soon I will have all kinds of room to put up guests. Yay!
And I thought JR was drugging her horse.
Duane V
I've given a horse caffeine, does that count?
I am, indeed, a Canadian who has sex regularly, eh.
Filigreed your terminus.
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I've given a horse caffeine, does that count?
JR, kerosene and a match |
Well, did it make your horse "high"?
I'm thinking Brazil or Australia.
Elias: Remove this, TSA!.
Depends on whether the world is ready for 50 million American refugees....
Soon I will have all kinds of room to put up guests. Yay!
blerb
This place is technically 3 bedrooms... so long as the other inhabitants are children, it might work....
The basement is mostly my bitter half's shop. Electronics.
I saw a newborn baby lamb with her mother today. In a snowstorm.
When I'm feelin good....I think Barack and the Cubs are both going to win it all this year.
hoser: a Canadian who has sex regularly
Well, did it make your horse "high"?
Duane V
At 16 hands 3, "Buckwheat" was already failry high.
But he liked his coffee with milk and sugar.
I think Barack and the Cubs are both going to win it all this year.
I thought Obama was a ChiSox fan.
How much longer do I have to keep pretending that I'm Duane V before you let me come back and hang out under my own name?
I wish I had enough room to have hosers, I mean horses....
This place is technically 3 bedrooms... so long as the other inhabitants are children, it might work....
The basement is mostly my bitter half's shop. Electronics.
JR, kerosene and a match
You'll be overrun with expatriate US 'ers if McCain is installed in the fall.
What? No video?
I feel cheated.
What? No video?
I feel cheated.
Pick one and if it doesn't hurt our feelings I will post it.
How much longer do I have to keep pretending that I'm Duane V before you let me come back and hang out under my own name?
ΤΏΤ
As long as you stick to the Jekyll persona, I'll gladly talk to you.
You'll be overrun with expatriate US 'ers if McCain is installed in the fall.
Duane V
I already called dibs on the dog couch.
You'll be overrun with expatriate US 'ers if McCain is installed in the fall.
Duane V
The whole country will be.
I wonder if Citizenship Canada's servers will be able to handle the load?
Wanna buy mine?
Echidne | Homepage | 03.29.08 - 12:55 am | #
Though anything associated with your herpatic essence would be of inestimable value, I posses all the rights and privileges awarded to a natural born citizen of these United States. In other words, I am incalculably FUCKED.
So your offer is kind, but is only of interest as to it's source rather than it's intrinsic value. At least these days.
So thanks, but . . .
Canada does have some nice things about it....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A...h?
v=A_jCNchJSyI
ΤΏΤ
I'm coming for you.
I like "poppet" more than "moppet"...
Just sayin'.
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At 16 hands 3
How much is that in centimeters?
I wish I had enough room to have hosers, I mean horses....
blerb | 03.29.08 - 1:00 am | #
Whorses.
I already called dibs on the dog couch.
MP
You and NTodds pack of hounds.
I thought Obama was a ChiSox fan.
MP | 03.29.08 - 12:59 am | #
I won't hold against him.
I'm coming for you.
Duane V
A lot of guys come for me. You'll have to get a sanitary wipe and wait in line.
Whorses.
Echidne
Pick one and if it doesn't hurt our feelings I will post it.
Echidne
How about this one?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=28_wHq8MsjU
How much is that in centimeters?
Toonscribe:
Abuot 170, I think
As long as you stick to the Jekyll persona, I'll gladly talk to you.
blerb
Does this mean I'm Dr. Jekyll?
Groan. I had hope this time, but alas no. I finger my taser ruefully....
I wonder if Citizenship Canada's servers will be able to handle the load?
JR, kerosene and a match | Homepage | 03.29.08 - 1:01 am | #
Is it wrong of me to already have a retainer with a Vancouver immigration attorney?
They won't like it here, Jr. They'll complain about everything and turn it into there.
I've gotten used to it. Canadian politics are a non-thing. It's nice. It's peaceful.
It won't stay that way too long, but anyway, you can't just walk into Canada and stay. You need money, and no liberals have that.
And I mean if 8 years of Bush hasn't caused a mass exodus, nothing will.
A lot of guys come for me. You'll have to get a sanitary wipe and wait in line.
ΤΏΤ
I set 'em up, you knock 'em out...
How much is that in centimeters?
Toonscribe:
Abuot 170, I think
JR
I was just being silly and harkening back to this morning when on a thread I got grumpy about the metric system.
Does this mean I'm Dr. Jekyll?
Duane V
Only if you really are an Incog sockpuppet, a hypothesis that is growing less attractive by the second.
Is it wrong of me to already have a retainer with a Vancouver immigration attorney?
staunch
Retainer? It's not that expensive.
Goddess, this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F...h?
v=F5axlwCBXC8
But it does take time. Over a year.
Get your move on!
How about this one?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=28_wHq8MsjU
Great music. Not sure about the visuals because of that schtick.
annie's always an asshole. always.
Retainer? It's not that expensive.
annie | 03.29.08 - 1:06 am | #
hence within the means of a drunk hillbilly
QED
I was just being silly and harkening back to this morning when on a thread I got grumpy about the metric system.
Toonscribe:
Missed that.
What's so wrong about working in a decimal system?
how about this one?
t'pau...
Groan. I had hope this time, but alas no. I finger my taser ruefully....
blerb
Hey...I'm not really that...That thing....Whatever this (ΤΏΤ) is..
What's so wrong about working in a decimal system?
Not a thing.
So we watched The Birds tonight -- that was pretty darn scary. There were a few spots when Hitch was clearly asking Tippi Hedren for more acting chops than she was capable of generating, but other than that, it was pretty good. Except for the accents, which were all over the map and none of them small-town northern California (especially Jessica Tandy, but I suppose that's just her). And Veronica Cartwright always makes me want to throw a shoe at the screen.
What's so wrong about working in a decimal system?
JR, kerosene and a match
Stonecutters. And Steve Guttenberg.
Haloscan, oh Haloscan...
Is it wrong of me to already have a retainer with a Vancouver immigration attorney?
staunch_hillbilly
No, but check for moss.
About two grand and over a year to wait for skilled worker.
t'pau...
fokowi nomowo | Homepage | 03.29.08 - 1:07 am | #
That nearly brought on the Pon Far
What I want to know is, isit as bad to say Kilaaahmeters it is to say nukuler?
Great music. Not sure about the visuals because of that schtick.
I think he was really playing, though. And it rocks!
Kill-ahm-itters.
Ah, yes.. The "Incog" thing..Several names, the same personality disorder..
how about this one?
t'pau...
Too loud for me
Goddess, this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F...h? v=F5axlwCBXC8
Too slow for me.
Power....
What's so wrong about working in a decimal system?
Nothing at all. But I just liked the quaint "regional" differences with most of the non-scientific/non-technical US thinking in inches, feet, and miles. I enjoy the fact that horses are measured in hands. To me, it makes horses more interesting. Same way I like the fact that Brits say lift instead of elevator or flat instead of apartment.
Mmm. A gentle rain has begun falling here,and I have had too much wine. I think it is time for me to lie near the open window and let it lull me to sleep. Nightall....
in the top ten coolest things i've read on this blog...
someone posted,
'how far away are we from fusion, anyway?'
someone replied.
'about 93 million miles...'
And Veronica Cartwright always makes me want to throw a shoe at the screen.
strawhat
Was she the little girl?
I think he was really playing, though. And it rocks!
Yes, the music is fantastic.
What I want to know is, isit as bad to say Kilaaahmeters it is to say nukuler?
blerb
Ok, lesson one: Canada has more than one vowel.
That one is an "o", practice it.
But no, there's no big thing about where you are putting the stress.
I like listening to tourists say "Toronto."
But I just liked the quaint "regional" differences with most of the non-scientific/non-technical US thinking in inches, feet, and miles. I enjoy the fact that horses are measured in hands. To me, it makes horses more interesting. Same way I like the fact that Brits say lift instead of elevator or flat instead of apartment.
Toonscribe:
yeah, but your measures aren't even real measures.
I mean.. "US gallon", where did that shit come from?
Yes there is, Jr. It's like I said it.
Kill-AHM-itters.
Sensitive about our o's, are we? or should I say Oo's? :p
t'pau...
fokowi nomowo | Homepage | 03.29.08 - 1:07 am | #
It's T'pal.
http://www.trektoday.com/news/
14...140501_03.shtml
Veronica Cartwright always plays the little girl. I swear, every sentence she had to say she put the accent in the most unnatural place.
'about 93 million miles...'
fokowi nomowo
One of the reasons why I love this place..
Sensitive about our o's, are we? or should I say Oo's? :p
blerb
Wot's it all aboot, Alfie?
Kill-AHM-itters.
annie | 03.29.08 - 1:12 am | #
why would anybody want pronunciation lessons from an idiot? only annie mispronounces kilometers like that. everybody else in Canada is educated.
Veronica Cartwright always plays the little girl. I swear, every sentence she had to say she put the accent in the most unnatural place.
strawhat |
Which makes ... YOU ... ConcIOUS of HER ACting?