HULK SMASH!!!
Two laps, one cat, one dog.
2nd
But that is a lot of cat
uh, Penguins, pork chile verde and poker?
That's a lot of puss.
Greeting Bush and McCain in Phoenix:
http://freewayblogger.blogspot.c...to-
phoenix.html
Cardboard, paint, overhead projector...
28 pounds. That's my Saturday night. Yours?
No photographic or linky evidence, I don't believe it.
And yet no pictures.
McClaine kept calling the female baddie 'asian bitch'. It was rather annoying.
Seems to be some liberal-bashing, too. The cute little Mac guy just gave McClaine his anti-corporate speech and McClaine told him to "shut up, shut the FUCK up." Can imagine wingers cheering in the movie theater at that.
Southern Beale | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 9:42 pm |
It seemed much more right-wing than the earlier Die Hards.
from below::::
I don't know how you people feel, but I thought paying $20,000 for a MBA was a good deal. Although I could have gone to one of those diploma mills, I had the distiction of being from WVa. WVU now wants that degree back, saying I didn't earn it. I paid for it fair and square.
Spending Saturday night shredding documents and watching Unbeatable Banzuke. Oh hmm, I wonder if Cheney's doing the same thing.
That's my Saturday night. Yours?
Wasting my time cruising a series of tubes...
No, but he did send me a toe with green nail polish...
NTodd
anyone seen the moppet?
JR, kerosene and a match | 05.24.08 - 9:43 pm |
Are you summoning a troll?
we're going out for mexican food with a farmer and his wife
PBS- "Waiting For God," Penquins, hiding out from holiday family get togethers.
Spending Saturday night shredding documents
We have consultants to do things like that. Just ask John McSame.
Oh hmm, I wonder if Cheney's doing the same thing.
from below:
mr stools! speak to me!
If my dogs both laid on my lap, it would be 170 lbs of "get the fuck off me, you fat fucks!"
Oh hmm, I wonder if Cheney's doing the same thing.
He's watching Lynne reenact scenes from her "Sisters" book.
pendejo tags
coughng up lung oysters
anyone seen the moppet?
JR, kerosene and a match | 05.24.08 - 9:43 pm |
Are you summoning a troll?
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins
Here!!!!!
(sitting on the sidelines.)
Spending Saturday night shredding documents
Didn't Oliver North get his medals for that?
Hocking loogies.
If my dogs both laid on my lap, it would be 170 lbs of "get the fuck off me, you fat fucks!"
MP
When we had two, it would be 265 lbs of "get the fuck off me"
Well, 280, because the cat would also be trying to pile on.
mr stools! speak to me!
dirk gèntly, sociöpathètic
I think you shoved him too far up the hole.
"we're going out for mexican food with a farmer and his wife"
how do they prepare them?
GravatarSpending Saturday night shredding documents
Didn't Oliver North get his medals for that?
George Johnston
He got a high paying gig on Faux noise for that.
Varitek "questioning" home plate umpire Jim Joyce? (I thought that they were discussing Irish literature...)
how do they prepare them?
jdw | 05.24.08 - 9:51 pm | #
four years of high school spanish.
Eating takeout and playing Scrabulous.
My life is teh suxx0r.
bill buckner - 'sup?
Those FLDS members on Larry 'Cryptkeeper' King look like they're a little S L O W .
28 pounds. That's my Saturday night. Yours?
all i fucking want is for my fucking phone to stop ringing. seriously. there is one person i need to hear from, for about five minutes, and after that, i'd like some fucking peace and quite. and a fucking spa.
/end steve martin in "planes trains and automobilies./
...an d there it fucking goes again.
Here, Saturday night involves feeding various grilled meats to 3 little boys, hanging out with the dog & cat (both flatulent lately, for some reason) & self-vodkaboarding.
Those FLDS members on Larry 'Cryptkeeper' King look like they're a little S L O W .
Al Fresco
They was scary enough a couple of nights ago, why watch a repeat of em?
Also, playing five games across two servers.
It's a holiday down there, isn't it?
" Yours?"
i'm here. how great could my life be?
Eating takeout and playing Scrabulous.
My life is teh suxx0r.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
I'm posting here, drinking beer, with a doc on the History Channel about some dood that's trying to find the Ark of the Covenant.
He hasn't had much luck.
Neither have I.
They was scary enough a couple of nights ago, why watch a repeat of em?
Barry from AK in Wilmington
I'm a little S L O W myself.
I guess I should be leveling my mage in WoW...
mr stools!
that is the best way to ensure i will never click a link. just sayin.
billy b
How are you, sir? Winding down after an afternoon at the Hatch Shell, watching a buncha bands in celebration of "EarthFest..." The big suprise? The English Beat, who fucking killed...
Normally, it'd be Monsieur, me, our laptops, with the five cats and the dog hanging with us, watching bad TV.
My copilot has absconded off to Chagrin Falls for the night, something about a nephew graduating from High School.
So, anyone in the Wilmington Ohio area, I'm here.
Or should I just plug into http://www.plentyoffish.com ?
Ok, I know how this is gonna go. 
It's this stupid fucking Bruce Willis movie.
that is the best way to ensure i will never click a link. just sayin.
chicago dyke, C lister
actually, it's a python reference. mr stools was less than 8" high.
he appeared in the same sketch as the cat that flew across the room and landed in a bucket of water.
"does she do this on her own?"
"no, i fling her."
I'm posting here, drinking beer, with a doc on the History Channel about some dood that's trying to find the Ark of the Covenant.
Professor Jones found it and it currently resides in a a big fucking warehouse somewhere.
Everyone else here saw Olbermann own bush in the replayed Engel interview, right?
Amen!
http://www.inthesetimes.com/arti...iminal_pundits/
It's a holiday down there, isn't it?
JR, kerosene and a match | 05.24.08 - 9:55 pm | #
On Monday, it's Memorial Day, where the citizenry of the USA gather to give solemn thanks to their government for reducing the population periodically. Most of the celebrating is done far away, thereby further reducing the population, and giving the local police departments and EMTs plenty of overtime pay. As a side benefit, most everybody's carbon footprint expands in glorious thanks.
a doc on the History Channel about some dood that's trying to find the Ark of the Covenant.
He hasn't had much luck.
That's because Indiana Jones already found it, silly! It's crated up in the basement of the Museum of Natural History.
Sheesh, I thought everyone knew that ....
billy buck -
I'm cool. I with I could have been at the 'Earthfest' - I've heard of the English Beat but can't place their music...
Professor Jones found it and it currently resides in a a big fucking warehouse somewhere.
Mr French
Damn!!!! Spoiler!!!!!! I just turned it off.
I'm posting here, drinking beer, with a doc on the History Channel about some dood that's trying to find the Ark of the Covenant.
If it's the one I'm thinking of, the Ark of the Covenant isn't actually on the list of stuff they are looking for.
3 little boys, hanging out with the dog & cat (both flatulent lately, for some reason)
i don't know why you're surprised. fartfest 08 can be found almost anywhere which enjoys boys & dogs in large number. but of course not cats. we/they don't debase ourselves so. that's for the Lower Breeds. licking fur? sure. but the smelly, nonsatisfying stuff? let's leave that to dogs and men who drink cheap beer in front of the teevee.
TEHRAN (AFP) - Iran's chief prosecutor said bombers who caused a deadly blast at a mosque in Shiraz had confessed of links to Israel and the United States, the ISNA student news agency reported on Friday.
"Those responsible for the attack against the Shiraz mosque have confessed to having links to worldwide oppression, in particular the United States and Israel," Ghorbanali Dorri-Najafabadi was quoted by the agency as saying.
They also admitted carrying out "one or two minor operations," the agency said, without providing further details except to say the group launched military operations a year ago.
The April 12 blast in the southern city left 13 people dead and more than 200 wounded. Authorities subsequently announced the arrest of 15 people.
Earlier Friday, senior Iranian cleric Ayatollah Ahmed Khatami said people had also plotted attacks in the holy city of Qom, 120 kilometres (75 miles) south of Tehran, and at a book fair held in the capital.
Iran has already accused Britain and the United States of training and financing those behind the bombing. In the past it has also blamed US and British agents based in neighbouring Iraq and Afghanistan for launching attacks on border provinces with significant ethnic minority populations.
The strike in Shiraz was the first in decades in Iran's Persian heartland. The normally placid city is not in a border zone, nor is it home to any significant ethnic or religious minority population.
It's this stupid fucking Bruce Willis movie.
Is that the one where he's an asshole that everyone pays attention to for some reason, and there are explosions?
I've disliked Bruce WIllis ever since I saw the photo of him in 1992 sitting at the GOP hatefest with The Silver Douchebag,Bar Bush.
interesting people
"mr stools stools, what makes you particularly interesting?"
"i'm only a half an inch long"
"Or should I just plug into http://www.plentyoffish.com ?"
suddenly, i'm so happy with my life.
On Monday, it's Memorial Day, where the citizenry of the USA gather to give solemn thanks to their government for reducing the population periodically. Most of the celebrating is done far away, thereby further reducing the population, and giving the local police departments and EMTs plenty of overtime pay. As a side benefit, most everybody's carbon footprint expands in glorious thanks.
ronjazz
Not to mention keeping the unemployment low by keeping those soldiers out of the country.
OK, that explains why I am sitting three acounts for folks that are away.
Well, not exactly, but why can't you guys have the same sensible holidays as us?
It's been raining hard here for seven days and seven nights. Unusual. Hoping that the leach field doesn't clog and the septic tank overflow. Bill of Bill and Hill spoke this morning over in Bozeman. An acquaintance, clearly taken by Bill's eloquence, e-mailed me in a panic, saying that now she believed that only Hill could win against General McCain (He who has difficulty putting a plane safely dowm on a carrier deck.). I said that Bill wasn't Hill, who, by the way, is Lady-in-Waiting for an assassination. I think that I was a little too frank.
hanging out with the dog & cat (both flatulent lately, for some reason)
Cats do not fart.
If they do, they point at the dog.
maybe 'running with scissors' should be a crime, like jaywalking and 'walking on the wrong side of the road'?
Jeebus, who pissed in Corrente's coffee? This headline just pisses me off:
"Buyers' Remorse: How Rank & File Democrats Rejected Obama Once He Was Declared The "Inevitable" Nominee"
Corrente and the TN Guerilla Women just haven't got over the fact that Hillary's campaign imploded.
Well, not exactly, but why can't you guys have the same sensible holidays as us?
JR, kerosene and a match | 05.24.08 - 10:01 pm | #
that would involve us being a free country.
too much work.
suddenly, i'm so happy with my life.
jdw
the bartender at this hotel pointed me at that site, she's on there somewhere.
Come to think of it, one of those neighbor boys farted in the car this afternoon. Had to roll down the windows.
interesting people also includes a man who can give a cat influenza.
If they do, they point at the dog.
Barry from AK in Wilmington
And on the rare occassins that they do, you kow that mouse has been fermenting for months
maybe 'running with scissors' should be a crime, like jaywalking and 'walking on the wrong side of the road'?
gary in fl | 05.24.08 - 10:01 pm | #
how about asking stupid questions?
it could lead to violence.
1Watt, Lysenkoist
Thas nod terra'sm cuz its fer dumb ox racy. Terra'sm sis what we say it is.
Ya load 16 tons what'a get
another day older and deeper in debt
Not to mention random cat fur plerfs traveling like tumbling tumble weeds throughout your fab new hacienda only to be corraled by your ninos.
After your dead.
Corrente and the TN Guerilla Women just haven't got over the fact that Hillary's campaign imploded.
Southern Beale
Yeah, what does that mean when you lose to the guy you said wasn't electable?
"Cats do not fart."
No, they effervesce.
i had a cat who farted. silently, but still deadly.
maybe 'running with scissors' should be a crime, like jaywalking and 'walking on the wrong side of the road'?
Legally speaking, jaywalking and walking on the wrong side of the road are not crimes. Any lawyer can tell you that.
bill buckner I'm green with envy.
The English Beat is one of my faves.
Special Beat Service is a great album.
My copilot has absconded off to Chagrin Falls for the night, something about a nephew graduating from High School.
ackackack! lived there for a blissfully short time. tell your bro: get out while you can. can you say "overpriced preplanned suburban hell?" please spare me the lecture: "our brick roads are the longest continuous brick roads in Amurka! and we don't allow black people to walk on our streets, freely!"
"Buyers' Remorse: How Rank & File Democrats Rejected Obama Once He Was Declared The "Inevitable" Nominee"
Corrente and the TN Guerilla Women just haven't got over the fact that Hillary's campaign imploded.
Southern Beale
I'll be ready on June 1, as a possible nominee. You know, just in case something magnum happens to Obama.
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS
"And on the rare occassins that they do"
rare? these fucking hairballs of ours could peel paint with their vapors, and let loose pretty often.
"Cats do not fart."
Let me introduce you to Julius aka "Mr. Stinky."
If anyone wants a new site to entertain them, I recommend
The Editing Room
"abridged" movie scripts.
funny, very funny stuff.
Buyers' Remorse: How Rank & File Democrats Rejected Obama Once He Was Declared The "Inevitable" Nominee"
A whole lot of wishful thinking by rightards everywhere.
Cheese sheets, no less.
And here we were discussing cat farts. Irony.
I've heard of the English Beat...
Early-80s Brit ska-revival band whom I last saw live in, um, 1981? Also on bill: Bodeans - roots rockers from Milwaukee that I was friendly with in an earlier life, and Cracker - OK, but not nearly as interesting as their precursor, CVB.
I missed MOST of the Watertiger-endorsed Cake, as our spot was overrun by thousands of Unkempt Yoof as they started to play. (Literally thousands of the little bastards - I felt like George Armstrong Custer, and was lucky to escape intact...)
SoBe: we're not a borg at corrente, just so you know. i post on flowers and shit these days, but i'm not invested in the Horse Race. sigh, i'm pretty sure our "brand" is dead and/or killed, but fwiw, i'm my own person, and no one, not even lambert or the rest of these crackheads, will ever tell me what;/how to blog. it's ok if you comment in a neg way; i won't kick you off and i'll tell the master of our site not to either. this is the 'hard' part of being an independent gig.
I felt like George Armstrong Custer, and was lucky to escape intact...)
Thas nod terra'sm cuz its fer dumb ox racy. Terra'sm sis what we say it is.
k&y-little,yellow,different
I'm waiting for Bush to claim they confessed under torture.
sigh. there is goes again. phone time, brb.
SoBe: we're not a borg at corrente, just so you know. i post on flowers and shit these days, but i'm not invested in the Horse Race.
I used to love Corrente, but it seems like all of the posts are so hostile and about 90% about how HIllary is getting a raw deal and Obama is a fake.
It's been a big turn-off. Maybe things will settle down over there when the election nonsense is over.
Speaking of stupid rightist action flicks, we are now watching Death Wish Four. When we were in high school (separartely) we were pretty Dworkinian; now we are socialized to the possibility that anything represented ineptly in art can be laughable. Every one of these movies begins with a hilarious rape scene, to not only justify the later retribution, but also to create a kind of trash continuum. It is really gut-wobbling to see how these pure wierdoes think rape happens, and all worth it to see Charles Bronson explain himself as "Death" with that unique accent of his. These fuckers spend like five minutes destroying a perfectly stealable BMW to eventually grab hold of a woman who did nowt and fuck all the whole time, like the zombie movie dears who trip at the last minute.
Charles Bronson knows only one kind of justice. The kind where he shoots people.
It's this stupid fucking Bruce Willis movie.
Did you try the R-edit version? Feels better. Thought it was pretty good, except for that plane crap at the end. I liked the fire hydrant trick, though.
my cat threw up and I had to clean that shit with Resolve. Her father should have pulled out
I am on the road and am away from my 3 cats. If I were home it'd be about 32 pounds for the lot of them.
Life is good but it's better with cats.
28 pounds? My two cats make your two cats look skinny.
Just back from the Indiana Jones movie. There is a wicked political dig in the early part of the movie, when federal agents are questioning Indiana's patriotism (it's the 50's with McCarthyism). When told that he has medals from his service to his country, the response is, "Did he earn them?"
I wonder when the wingnuts will realize that Lucas and Spielberg put a "Swiftboat" reference into their movie.
Just finished watching "Groundhog Day" with our teenager (his first time seeing it). Such a terrific film -- like "It's a Wonderful Life" but for a more modern age.
Ive been over in Speedway partying with the masses the night before the race. It's quite a spectacle in its own right.
Just got back from hockey practice and too amped to sleep...
I'm so sad. Just saw a cat get hit by a car and it died after jerking in my arms as I brought it to the curb.
I have 3 cats, and the don't add up to 28 lbs! Wow!
Of course, one of them, who had weighed 10 lbs never recovered all her weight after going missing for 22 days and returning emaciated. But her Maine Coon tail makes up for it....
Hugo, I know the feeling. When I was first learning to drive, a bird flew into my windshield and died. I can never think of it except as "I killed a bird," and still flinch. About 12 years ago, I ran over a Siamese kitten who had been lurking around my house. I still get qualmish in my stomach thinking about it. Buried her in the garden.
I cannot imagine what happens to a people when they kill a human, whether accidentally or on purpose.
It must require incredible hardening to withstand the horror and grief.
(However, I must confess to being hardened to killing mice....)
Maple roasted chicken thighs, saffron rice, salad, Glen Carou red table wine, and watching "The Last Starfighter" on DVD with the kids for the first time. Awesome!
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