HULK SMASH!!!

GravatarNo way!


GravatarTampa Bay just freaking destroyed the sorry ass Yankees.


GravatarOh yew kid!


GravatarBunter!


GravatarSay, speaking of new songs...

My youthful friends the Old Time Liberation Front have a new release on my site.

Fiddle, fiddle, viola, cello, guitar, guitar.


GravatarNice first... did the bloodhound sniff it out?


GravatarSonny Bono. What an entertainer that guy was.


Gravataryes he was. California Timber Council killers.


it's a secret


GravatarHey bunter--how's that ol' slobberpuss Wimsey?!


GravatarFender guitars and basses are just fucking ugly.


GravatarI once attended a Congressional hearing where Bono was called upon to ask a few questions. Really, really stupid guy. Really, really stupid. I am just saying.


GravatarFender guitars and basses are just fucking ugly.
swag


Fender basses are gorgeous.


GravatarFender guitars and basses are just fucking ugly.

in a good way.


GravatarNice first... did the bloodhound sniff it out?
The Hound is snoring on the bed, it was left to me to F5


GravatarSonny was Ike to Cher's Tina.


GravatarWe read that article about Sonny Bono and we noticed a couple of things that turned us off. First of all, it introduced him as a "tragic rocker" when he was neither. Secondly, the story turned on the words of Ted Gunderson, a former FBI agent who has no credibility within the consptheor world.


GravatarI was going to write that Black Telecasters are pretty, but a robocall rang.


GravatarThe Tele is the milkman's tho...


GravatarTampa Bay just freaking destroyed the sorry ass Yankees.
Florida

What else is new?

The Yankees lie down before them every year..


GravatarI can has more drugz?


Gravatarhe has named George H.W. Bush as having committed sex acts with children

Well, he's got a point there.


GravatarThe Hound is snoring on the bed, it was left to me to F5
Bunter


He's certainly a beautiful dog, and writes quite well. I suppose you do the typing.


GravatarBuenas noches.


GravatarI can has more drugz?
NTodd, Part Of The Pile

Just say yes.


Gravatarhe wasn't murdered, he pined away.


GravatarHe's certainly a beautiful dog, and writes quite well.

He's quite the ladies' man, too.


GravatarGroovy song.


GravatarGunderson, eh? I feel like I should be dropping a Fargo reference here.

We had pancakes this morning, btw.


GravatarReally, really stupid. I am just saying.

Well, it was the Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour that launched his political career.


GravatarIt's reasonable to guess that an establishment threatening political hero out of a Robert Redford flick could be iced, especially if there's lots of wierdness all around his death, especially considering the mentally retarded boot lickingly pro-establishment stooge who replaced him without a clean fight. It is hard to believe anyone in any ideology would ever need to harm Sonny Bono, especially considering who replaced him.


GravatarGroovy song.

It's from a good record.


Gravatarhe wasn't murdered, he pined away.
rootless-e

Where's my snare drum?


GravatarHe's certainly a beautiful dog, and writes quite well. I suppose you do the typing.
Thank you! I do not do the typing. He has another secretary - his handler. I just wrestle and spend large amounts of cash on him.


GravatarSonny was Ike to Cher's Tina.
noblejoanie


Sonny and Cher. Could a singing act get smarmier?


GravatarThe Yankees lie down before them every year..
DuaneV


Yanks had a winning record against us last year, though by a small margin.

The Red Sox are the team I want us to destroy this year. Their fans in the Tampa Bay area are insufferable.


GravatarSonny and Cher. Could a singing act get smarmier?
MP | 04.04.08 - 10:49 pm | #

The Captain and Tenielle.


Gravatar...Bono, an experienced skiier, was ambushed on the slopes by hired hitmen, who beat him to death and then staged a tree collision, Mr Gunderson said....

Because you know how easy it is to ambush someone on the ski slope at a popular resort. Knowing just which run they're going to take and to be there on the right side of the trail at just the moment and plan it so that no one else is around. It's easy--just like the skiing chases in James Bond movies.
.


GravatarHoly fuck. I will swear that I just heard several gunshots fired outside.


GravatarSonny and Cher. Could a singing act get smarmier?


The Captain and Tenille?


GravatarThe Red Sox are the team I want us to destroy this year. Their fans in the Tampa Bay area are insufferable.
Florida

They get even more insufferable as you travel due north.


GravatarI've got one of
theze


Gravatarhttp://ccoaler.blogspot.com/ 2008...rveillance.html

ways into past

scientists make laser waves show accoustic waves from the past


GravatarSonny and Cher. Could a singing act get smarmier?
MP


Okay, this thread has been hijacked.

I'll say Osmonds for openers.


GravatarThe Captain and Tenielle.
rootless-e


Or maybe Donny and Marie, but those Mormons get kinda kinky.


GravatarOn the day when Martin Luther King Jr was assassinated, this day, I was with my church youth group on a trip. We were aboard a church bus visiting the city of Chicago and were at the Museum of Science and Industry on the South Side. When the news came we were all rounded up out of the museum and put on the buses for home. We left the city on the road back North: people were everywhere. There were fires and people were in the streets. The bus was hit with rocks and sticks on the way out of town. The minister was praying for our safety and for peace.

It is etched there forever. No hatred. Only shock and dismay and sadness.


GravatarSonny and Cher. Could a singing act get smarmier?

Not without a fake naval captain's hat.


Gravatarnow, that's an ugly guitar.


GravatarHoly fuck. I will swear that I just heard several gunshots fired outside.

Prolly just cars backfiring, or the VC celebrating Tet a little late thanks to the fucked up DST thing...


GravatarI owe you a coke, rootless-e


GravatarSonny and Cher. Could a singing act get smarmier?
MP | 04.04.08 - 10:49 pm | #

The Captain and Tenielle.


Donny and Marie.

Shoelimpy and Annie.

Toby and the Dog
.


Gravatar...Bono, an experienced skiier, was ambushed on the slopes by hired hitmen, who beat him to death and then staged a tree collision, Mr Gunderson said....

Because you know how easy it is to ambush someone on the ski slope at a popular resort.


The tricky part was revving up the tree to drive into him.


Gravatarsteve and edie

HA!


GravatarMuskrat Love.

I could have gone to the end of my days without remembering that.


GravatarIt is etched there forever. No hatred. Only shock and dismay and sadness.
DWD

I hate the people who killed him. Dr. King would not approve.


GravatarCome to think of it, S&C were hgardly the worst, they among a hatefully homogeneous slop of smarmy acts.
 


GravatarI could have gone to the end of my days without remembering that.

right up there with afternoon delight and billie, don't be a hero


Gravatarsteve and edie

I'd fucking forgot about those Borsht Belt fucks.


GravatarBecause you know how easy it is to ambush someone on the ski slope at a popular resort.

hey, it happens all the time in Bond films.


GravatarThe tricky part was revving up the tree to drive into him.

A clever tree hacker can do wonders...


Gravatargot clear the palette

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=D...feature=related


GravatarFenway Park is in Boston, but Red Sox Nation is everywhere!


GravatarOkay, this thread has been hijacked.

You will all be getting back on topic now or your posts will all be deleted and you will be banned!


GravatarThey get even more insufferable as you travel due north.
DuaneV


Believe me, I've been there. I was in Boston on biz last year and got to visit my bro and sis-in-law. They've become big Sox fans since moving there. I told them they both suck now.


GravatarHoly fuck. I will swear that I just heard several gunshots fired outside.

Jay-Z's wedding letting out?
/Toby Subtle Racist Dogburner
.


GravatarThe Red Sox are the team I want us to destroy this year. Their fans in the Tampa Bay area are insufferable.
Florida

They get even more insufferable as you travel due north.


Try coast to coast. Sweeping them in 2005 was so much fun. Not because the team itself was unlikable, but their damn fans...


GravatarFender guitars and basses are just fucking ugly.
swag

wrong.

i think it was george harrison who said a fender guitar would be a work of art even if it wouldn't play a note.


GravatarMuskrat Love.

I've given up defending Willis Alan Ramsey whenever that song comes up on these threads.

As it always does...


GravatarBorsht Belt fucks.

band name.


GravatarFenway Park is in Boston, but Red Sox Nation is everywhere!
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari

Please, don't remind me...


GravatarThey've become big Sox fans since moving there.

All I can say is that it is very difficult being in love with a Pirates' fan.

Poor souls.


GravatarAnd any team that refers to its fanbase as a "nation" has too damn high an opinion of itself


GravatarBelieve me, I've been there. I was in Boston on biz last year and got to visit my bro and sis-in-law. They've become big Sox fans since moving there. I told them they both suck now.
Florida, Drinking Bleach | 04.04.08 - 10:53 pm | #


Sox fans are nowhere near as bad as celtics fans where back in the days of the ugly white guys team.


GravatarI'd fucking forgot about those Borsht Belt fucks.


if ever i would leave youuuuuu


GravatarThe tricky part was revving up the tree to drive into him.

I only hope it was a hybrid.
.


GravatarI really do not think I have ever felt so disgusted with the Democrats as I have been this day. Is it just me?


GravatarBorsht Belt fucks.

band name.
watertiger




In fact, I think I've seen them.


GravatarBuddy Hackett, though, is a hero of mine. He'd fucking say anything for a laugh, back when that was very uncool.
Carson fucking adored him.


GravatarProlly just cars backfiring, or the VC celebrating Tet a little late thanks to the fucked up DST thing...


Now that's a wrinkle in time if I've ever heard one.


Gravatari think it was george harrison who said a fender guitar would be a work of art even if it wouldn't play a note.

He was my favorite Beatle.


Gravatari think it was george harrison who said a fender guitar would be a work of art even if it wouldn't play a note.
charley | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 10:53 pm | #

I'm sitting here playing my Telecaster. It's a Chevy. Plain, functional, hardly beautiful, except when cranked.


GravatarIs it just me?

I'd say so. What's different today? Did I miss something?


Gravatarres?

Gunshots? Please do go on...


GravatarJay-Z's wedding letting out?

I'm not the only one who noticed that Jay-Z flashes euros in his videos now, am I? You know W f'd the country up when the rappers switch currencies.


GravatarNow that's a wrinkle in time if I've ever heard one.

Sorry, I've been watching and reading Quiet American obsessively for the past several weeks...


GravatarAnd any team that refers to its fanbase as a "nation" has too damn high an opinion of itself
DJ

Time for a coup d'etat!


GravatarThis kid's got iron personality.


Whoa - a Bunter sighting?!?


GravatarAnd any team that refers to its fanbase as a "nation" has too damn high an opinion of itself

We are kind of thinking along these lines, without being committed, about this practice with Detective Comics (the "DC Nation," the name of the DC fan club). The use of "nation" became popular around the late eighties early nineties, one of our favorite cultural moments and the point at which we opened mature eyes, but it's really kind of silly now.


GravatarWikipedia also notes that Gunderson

believes that Satanic cults engage in widespread child kidnapping for the purpose of child sexual abuse and ritual murder, and that these activities involve high-ranking government officials (e.g., he has named George H.W. Bush as having committed sex acts with children) and/or the Illuminati.

Just because the guy is nuts doesn't mean some of what he says isnt' true.
It's OUT THERE now MAN. We HAVE to report on it. At the highest levels! If the NY Times doesn't cover this they they are IN ON IT! Man.


GravatarOf course, it was the Viet Minh who fucked with the French. Then the US invented the Viet Cong because they were convinced the Viets were all commies. So silly!


GravatarThe guys that got him didn't have advanced degrees?


GravatarHe was my favorite Beatle.
NTodd, Part Of The Pile

Mine, too.


Gravatari think it was george harrison who said a fender guitar would be a work of art even if it wouldn't play a note.

They played big old Rickenbackers coming up.

Except for Paul. He played that beautiful Hofner violin bass.


GravatarBuddy Hackett, though, is a hero of mine. He'd fucking say anything for a laugh, back when that was very uncool.
Carson fucking adored him.
MP

Me too. 'member that bit about the cop that pulled him over, told him the window wouldn't roll down?


GravatarI am attempting to give up my lurking ways.


GravatarAll the musicians of the 50s and early 60s called the Fenders "planks".


GravatarSorry, I've been watching and reading Quiet American obsessively for the past several weeks...


What were we talking about?


GravatarWe are kind of thinking along these lines, without being committed, about this practice with Detective Comics (the "DC Nation," the name of the DC fan club).

Always preferred Marvel.


Gravatary'all are just upset cuz your baseball teams suck.


GravatarI am attempting to give up my lurking ways.
Bunter




Jump in, the water's fine. Nice to see you (literally, I saw your photo).

Peace.


GravatarFenway Park is in Boston, but Red Sox Nation is everywhere!
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari


Bill Buckner was eloquent on the oddness of having the Sox repeat last weekend at EschaCon. It was almost an existential crisis for him.


GravatarWhoa - a Bunter sighting?!?
JeffCO


I lasted twenty-four seconds. Can anyone top that?


GravatarAnd any team that refers to its fanbase as a "nation" has too damn high an opinion of itself

I would agree. With the exclusion of the Florida Gators and their Gator Nation.

Ok, maybe not even then. And I'm an alum. :shrugs:


GravatarMy recolection of MLK's assassination: in a bar on Broadway, near Columbia University, filled with student activists, when the news filtered through.


GravatarAnd any team that refers to its fanbase as a "nation" has too damn high an opinion of itself
DJ


Well, how would you explain 10k fans turning out in Tampa and 20k in Baltimore? For every game?

(Adds childish neener, neener)


Gravatargot clear the palette



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w...h? v=wHaRAfxLd7g


GravatarI really do not think I have ever felt so disgusted with the Democrats as I have been this day. Is it just me?
DWD - Alone and Forsaken

You're neither forsaken, nor alone. But add Mark Green to the list.


Gravatary'all are just upset cuz your baseball teams suck.

TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIBE!

What were we talking about?

Explosive penises?


Gravatar I lasted twenty-four seconds.

The video, that is.


GravatarI lasted twenty-four seconds. Can anyone top that?

NaH, I lurked for a few weeks. I didn't think I could have posting rights, but I learned pretty quickly that I was wrong.

Been here for a long while now.


GravatarThere is no particular reason to doubt that criminals organize themselves, that religion can be used to make children better victims, or that wealthy and powerful people have sick criminal tastes that peek out every so often. What is doubtful about Gunderson is his attempt to be an anti-establishment establishment figure using word-of-mouth reports that are at times contrdictory.


Gravatary'all are just upset cuz your baseball teams suck.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari


The Rays are coming to getcha this year. And next. Be afraid!!!


GravatarWhy is the 3 year old awake and demanding soy sauce?


GravatarI wonder if my friends in the government intelligence agencies are onto this.

I'm pretty sure they had keyhole sats that would have overflown the area, but of course the assassins are too smart for them, they did it. IN THE TREES.

Speaking of spy stuff the movie I'm looking forward to? Get Smart.


Gravatary'all are just upset cuz your baseball teams suck.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari |

The Mets do not suck. In fact, they'll be beating your Sox this fall.


Gravatar
Always preferred Marvel.


You fucking bad-jumpsuit-leering Stan Lee-encouraging infidel.


Gravataroh, my.

to be continued.


Gravatarmrs. ibrahim al-jafaari,

Are you in Massachusetts or NE? Thinking about doing an Eschaton picnic up here in Vermont some weekend this summer for the NE, NY and Quebec Atriots.


Gravatar Why is the 3 year old awake and demanding soy sauce?
Thers |


You're always hungry again an hour after you eat Chinese.


GravatarWith the exclusion of the Florida Gators and their Gator Nation.


Oh dear, another one of Mrs. I...


GravatarNaH, I lurked for a few weeks. I didn't think I could have posting rights, but I learned pretty quickly that I was wrong.

I lurked from Jan 2003 until May 2003. I began blogwhoring in June...


GravatarAn usual nudibranch, this week....


GravatarI was kilt by assassins with too much cowbell


GravatarNaH, I lurked for a few weeks. I didn't think I could have posting rights, but I learned pretty quickly that I was wrong.


I lurked for a while...Went away, then came back and lurked some more..Before finally posting..


GravatarOkay, I wasn't the only one who thought it was shots. Neighbor just knocked, slightly freaked out.

No sirens, though. So it's okay, or they're all dead.


GravatarI am attempting to give up my lurking ways. Bunter

I would so totally dip your pigtails in the inkwell. I mean, if I were there. And I had an inkwell. And you had pigtails.


GravatarHe was my favorite Beatle.
NTodd, Part Of The Pile

me too. george harrison, also most handsome. also actually knew how to play guitar.

hunter thompson has sumth'n to say about this, can't remember how it goes.

but i'm definitely more of a rolling stones guy. all those guys are cool, times 10.


GravatarWhy is the 3 year old awake and demanding soy sauce?

Because it's not her bedtime and soy sauce is salty and yummy. You're the worst father ever.


GravatarI lurked from Jan 2003 until May 2003. I began blogwhoring in June...


Yeah, I was on by the end of 2003/early 2004. I posted sporadically until the addiction...


GravatarBill Buckner was eloquent on the oddness of having the Sox repeat last weekend at EschaCon. It was almost an existential crisis for him.

yeah, noi shit. it was really weird, famine to feast. but hell, last year was a good year for repeats.

gromit

I live in Florida. beantown is where I was borned and raised.


GravatarSpeaking of spy stuff the movie I'm looking forward to? Get Smart.

Since Mel Brooks has recycled everything else he's ever been involved with, why not?


GravatarI would so totally dip your pigtails in the inkwell. I mean, if I were there. And I had an inkwell. And you had pigtails.
JeffCO


You are so damned cute. Wish we had guys like you around here.


GravatarYou fucking bad-jumpsuit-leering Stan Lee-encouraging infidel.

kei & yuri nobunaga


Yes, Yes in fact I am! 'Nuff said, true believer!!


GravatarThe assasin hid in the tree, wearing a Winnie the Pooh suit as camoflauge, eating honey out of a beehive, then stuck out his foot and tripped Sonny as he skied by.


Gravatarthat is beautiful phila


GravatarWith the exclusion of the Florida Gators and their Gator Nation.


Oh dear, another one of Mrs. I...
Thers


Don't hate. Appreciate.


GravatarYou are so damned cute.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


You have no idea.


Gravatarright up there with afternoon delight and billie, don't be a hero
Henry Flower


I protest. "Afternoon Delight" had such an authentic and satisfying atmosphere and tone about it.


GravatarYeah, I was on by the end of 2003/early 2004. I posted sporadically until the addiction...
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore

It took me years...I first logged on in 2004.


GravatarI protest. "Afternoon Delight" had such an authentic and satisfying atmosphere and tone about it.
Bobby St. Chomsky | 04.04.08 - 11:06 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


Afternoon Delight becomes a masterpiece if you play the 45 at 33.


GravatarJust hate the bite!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w...h? v=woShtPHL384


GravatarI started posting at Eschaton in the fall of '74. At that time Atrios was running the blog out of a post office box in Utica, NY, where he was working as a part time sommelier, part time semiprofessional spelunker. Commenting back then was all handled by Western Union -- it would be like STOP ANGRY FACE STOP THE KENOSHA KID STOP.


GravatarI live in Florida. beantown is where I was borned and raised.

Close enough!


GravatarI would so totally dip your pigtails in the inkwell. I mean, if I were there. And I had an inkwell. And you had pigtails.

Perhaps I'll grow my hair out again.


Gravatar
You have no idea.


Oh, we do!


Gravatarmrs. ibrahim al-jafaari,

Are you in Massachusetts or NE? Thinking about doing an Eschaton picnic up here in Vermont some weekend this summer for the NE, NY and Quebec Atriots.
Gromit

Good idea. Doug Watts and I are Mainer Atriots!


Gravatar"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." -- attributed to Denis Diderot, ca. 1780.


GravatarYou're the worst father ever.

Did you see I got a link from John Cole this afternoon?


Gravatarit would be like STOP ANGRY FACE STOP THE KENOSHA KID STOP.
Thers | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 11:07 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


I used to comment by passenger pigeon.


Gravatar
Perhaps I'll grow my hair out again.
Bunter


I love your hair. And your one dingly earring!


Gravatarit would be like STOP ANGRY FACE STOP THE KENOSHA KID STOP.

and TKK would respond:

STOP ELI MUST BE STOP.


GravatarJeffCO look out! Girls only have two things on their mind. Food and Sex.
After they have eaten, look out!

/things that nuns told girls about boys circa 1956


GravatarDid you see I got a link from John Cole this afternoon?

Did you see that I hate you with every fiber of my being and have plans to murder you, bury you in the cow pasture, and take over your family whilst every day pissing on your grave?


GravatarBunter, Glad you're posting. After you show up at the Con, ya can't exactly be a shrinking violet on the threads.


GravatarAre you in Massachusetts or NE? Thinking about doing an Eschaton picnic up here in Vermont some weekend this summer for the NE, NY and Quebec Atriots.
Gromit


How about a nice house cleaning project?
All for one and so on.


GravatarIt took me years...

Well, I am an ENTJ!



GravatarI'm surprised smoke signal blogs never caught on.

*cough*sheets*cough*


GravatarTale of two headlines:

Clintons Made $109 Million in Last 8 Years

Democrats Call for New Aid Package as 80,000 Jobs Are Cut

There is my reason.


GravatarI used to comment by passenger pigeon.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint

Oh, yeah?!?

SMOKE SIGNALS.


GravatarGood idea. Doug Watts and I are Mainer Atriots!

As is sidhra.


GravatarAfternoon Delight becomes a masterpiece if you play the 45 at 33.

I play it at 78. Backwards. It says, "Thers is the devil."


GravatarSmoke signal posting was my jam, back in the day!


GravatarYou have no idea.


Oh, I know, but JeffCo...well, not to be too corny, but he's brilliant, with a beautiful soul.

That's all I need to know.


GravatarCoke to SteveLG!!


GravatarGood idea. Doug Watts and I are Mainer Atriots!

Eggsellent. Also Sidhra. There was a woman lurker from norther NH at the conference, but I can't remember her name.

And I really want to get PlumP down from Montreal.


GravatarThere is my reason.
DWD - Alone and Forsaken | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 11:10 pm | #

Stupid. The people actually doing the firing are making more than $109 million every fucking year.


GravatarPhila, I drilled down on your Friday hope post about the GPS message in a bottle story. Check this out. This note just seems to have a LOT More story to it than they are telling.

Sunday 4th July 2004

GPS Bottle number 4 has not been reporting its position since 27th May 2004. After discovering the bottle's technology was being misused by someone outside of the project we tracked down the bottle to a location not far from where it last reported its position. Unfortunately much of the technology is missing and the rest is badly damaged. We are currently looking into the possibility of having the main components fixed and relaunching the bottle. Progress will be reported on this news page.


GravatarJeffCO look out! Girls only have two things on their mind. Food and Sex.
After they have eaten, look out!


This is why I make it a point to eat first. Not much of a dine and dasher though.


GravatarI protest. "Afternoon Delight" had such an authentic and satisfying atmosphere and tone about it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I...h? v=Iv6GhRDERsk


GravatarWe would fire a blunderbuss filled with stones and glass shards randomly in the general direction of the offending comment-graffito.


GravatarAs is sidhra.
sidhra صي ذ&


Kool!


GravatarNo sirens, though. So it's okay, or they're all dead.
res ipsa loquitur

welcome to miami on any given nite.

and if you do call the police it'll be like "yeah, whatever, we'll get there when we can."


GravatarGood idea. Doug Watts and I are Mainer Atriots!

As is sidhra.
sidhra


GravatarGirls only have two things on their mind. Food and Sex.

that's because math is too hard.


GravatarGirls only have two things on their mind. Food and Sex.


Not me, JeffCO.

Love ya, but I have my own woes at the moment.

Peace, sir.


GravatarIt was almost an existential crisis for him.
Thanks, bro.. Almost? I'm considering becoming a KC fan! (But as I said to res, it will probably be washed away to some extent when I walk up the ramp on Patriots Day.)
But these NEW fans? Ooog. You weren't out there freezing your ass off in the Butch Hobson era - this I know for sure...


GravatarGirls only have two things on their mind. Food and Sex.

This omits shopping altogether.


Gravatarتثاءب


GravatarNot much of a dine and dasher though.

I am so not going to touch this.


GravatarGPS Bottle number 4 has not been reporting its position since 27th May 2004. After discovering the bottle's technology was being misused by someone outside of the project

One of our bottles is missing!

Must be teh Islamofascists.


GravatarGood idea. Doug Watts and I are Mainer Atriots!

As is sidhra.
sidhra


Goddamned haloscan. As I was saying ...

When I was a kid we rented a cabin in Maine at a place called "Belgrade Lake(s)"? No electricity, but it did have indoor plumbing. I pray that its shores are not covered with condos now. It was a beautiful place.


GravatarJeffCO, not to imply that I've ever flirted with you, or anything.

God, I'm stepping into a hole here.


Gravatarthat's because math is too hard.
watertiger | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 11:13 pm | #


lawyers don't understand math, except in increments of 15.


GravatarNo fan of Maher, but it makes me happy to see his audience openly laugh at Arlen Specter...


GravatarAnyhoo,

Hi, Everybody!



GravatarYou weren't out there freezing your ass off in the Butch Hobson era

Pish posh. My first game I watched Pumpsie Green and Pinky Higgins.


GravatarGoils, goils, yer turnin my head!


GravatarSpocko,

I have been doing a little searching for signs of plagiarism by you-know-who today


Gravatarto make up for the last post

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=R...feature=related


GravatarSo, Maine Atriots: Scopernicus, DuaneV, Doug Watts, me. Anybody else?


Gravatarincrements of 15?


GravatarNo fan of Maher, but it makes me happy to see his audience openly laugh at Arlen Specter...
bill buckner


Ooo, continue to live-blog, please.

Damn, buckner. I did not spend enough time with you last weekend.


Gravatar
I am so not going to touch this.


U can't touch this.

Suddenly I feel compelled to don giant sequined pants.


GravatarI am so not going to touch this. watertiger

[ponders callback to earlier implied oral line]


GravatarFucking nuns.


GravatarAfter watching the trailers for it at least three times during the Battlestar Galactica premier, I can't wait to see "Iron Man" with Robert Downey, Jr.


GravatarGoils, goils, yer turnin my head!

CATFIGHT!


Gravatartook Ibrahim along the Maine coast a couple summers back. made it as far as Rockland for the Maine Blues Festival.

she loved it. personally, Katahdn is my favorite part, but Arcadia is, well, arcadian.


Gravatarincrements of 15?

Billing on 15 minutes...


GravatarDan Savage had a very depressing story in a relatively recent column in which he mentioned two Lesbians he indirectly knew who had given up on sex altogether and whose idea of a fun night was to eat incredibly horrifying junk food together. His larger point was that women in male terms lack a sex drive altogether and the recent spate of horny older cougar nonsense was all a marketing ploy. We remember thinking when sex was still new to us the single most disgusting thing about consensual sex was the intense dishonesty in motivation.


Gravatarتثاءب ، مرة اخرى


GravatarFucking nuns.

I gave that up for Lent.


Gravatarso two out of three prez candidates are multimillionaires?


Gravatar[ponders callback to earlier implied oral line]

WAAAAAAAAAAAVE-lennnnnnngth....


GravatarDan Savage would naturally know all about the female sex drive, I guess.


GravatarDiderot did wonders for 18th Century Lit.


GravatarI will say this though - last weekend demonstrated that there is nothing sexier than an impassioned liberal, and there are no Atriots who are not possessed of charisma to spare.

Well, maybe one. Nuff said.


GravatarI gave that up for Lent.
NTodd, Part Of The Pile | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 11:18 pm | #

From the pictures I've seen, you must have lent it to Rude Pundit.


GravatarHugh Grant and Rupert Graves look so young in "Maurice." I've never seen this movie before, and it's perfectly fey.


GravatarDan Savage would naturally know all about the female sex drive, I guess.
Echidne | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 11:18 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


There's very little he doesn't know, as far as I can tell.


Gravatarso two out of three prez candidates are multimillionaires?
gary in fl | 04.04.08 - 11:18 pm | #

I'm shocked, I tell you.


GravatarI spent two summers in the 70's working in Maine, near the northeast corner of Baxter State Park. Once a week, we went in to Patten for laundry. Once a summer we got to Houlton for books.

Lots of moose and squirrels.


GravatarGreen Tambourine stumbles along on one note. Afternoon Delight flows with the Summer air.


GravatarMy dears, the Hound is beating on me to walk him for the night. So I am out. Sleep well.


Gravatarso two out of three prez candidates are multimillionaires?
gary in fl | 04.04.08 - 11:18 pm | #

I'm shocked, I tell you.
ronjazz | 04.04.08 - 11:19 pm | #


And all three will be.


GravatarHis larger point was that women in male terms lack a sex drive altogether and the recent spate of horny older cougar nonsense was all a marketing ploy.

Say what?

We remember thinking when sex was still new to us the single most disgusting thing about consensual sex was the intense dishonesty in motivation.

Now that's the depressing (but occasionally true) part.


GravatarStupid. The people actually doing the firing are making more than $109 million every fucking year.
ronjazz

No, ronjazz. I guess I should have explained better, I thought it was clear.

It is not the Clintons. They are acting as greedy little people: that is fine. Most people would act that way. Everyone cannot be a Jimmy Carter, can they? (Would be nice, but what the hell? Most are like Ronald Reagan and go to the people he pimped for to get his money.)

And it is not the people losing their jobs. They would certainly lose them regardless. It is the CONTRAST between the two that IS the source.

We have become this godawful place where a few people are getting stinking rich and are ENVIED for the acumen in doing this (Even on supposedly liberal blogs) and most people are struggling to get by (and they are not even supported (On supposedly liberal blogs)

Do you see?

Or maybe I is just my sickness.


Gravatar
Suddenly I feel compelled to don giant sequined pants.


i can find you the leather vest.


Gravatarincrements of 15?

Billing on 15 minutes...


Aaah. Now how do you know that?


GravatarI remember stayoing with friends on a farem in Appleton for a few weeks one summer when I was 16. we drove one day into a town that was nothing but antique stores. like 25 or 30 stores in the whole town, and all but the gas station and the small grocery store were antique shops.


GravatarI don't know who thought up that early Beatles shtick of stepping back and bowing to the audience, but that was a killer move.


GravatarDan Savage would naturally know all about the female sex drive, I guess.
Echidne


What that economist lady said.


GravatarI spent two summers in the 70's working in Maine, near the northeast corner of Baxter State Park.

I love that place. My COOT (do they still do that at Colby) was hiking there and on Katahdin.


Gravatari can find you the leather vest.

I also want solid gold doorknobs and a platinum-plated toilet seat.


GravatarHis larger point was that women in male terms lack a sex drive altogether and the recent spate of horny older cougar nonsense was all a marketing ploy.


women are also terrible at math, don't go to horror flicks, and are notoriously fickle.

[rolls eyes]


GravatarYeah, I was on by the end of 2003/early 2004. I posted sporadically until the addiction...
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore

i remember when you first showed up.

you agreed with me about a comment i made about kerry.

back then people used to actually talk to me.

even thers would occasionally respond to my comments.

oh, and nobody had their own blog, well, maybe NTodd did, maybe.

anyways, it's all different now.


GravatarAn oldie, but a goodie



GravatarBull semen, yay!


GravatarWe have become this godawful place where a few people are getting stinking rich and are ENVIED for the acumen in doing this (Even on supposedly liberal blogs) and most people are struggling to get by (and they are not even supported (On supposedly liberal blogs)

Do you see?

Or maybe I is just my sickness.


I think we are trying to support the people who are struggling (some of us are those people, also), by demanding that the administration takes the recession seriously, by writing about what is wrong with the kind of global trade we have now, by fighting the wingnut attempts to take the scissors to all safety-nets and by trying to explain why income inequality is a bad thing even for those who have more income. At least these are the types of things I have written about in the last few years.


Gravatarwomen in male terms lack a sex drive altogether and the recent spate of horny older cougar nonsense was all a marketing ploy

Dan Savage needs to get out more.


GravatarBilling on 15 minutes...

Aaah. Now how do you know that?


From my divorce atty.


Gravatar
even thers would occasionally respond to my comments.


I am jaded by Life's hard lessons.


Gravatarso two out of three prez candidates are multimillionaires?

What are the odds, given that three out of three are members of the millionaires club, aka the U.S. Senate?


Gravatar"Green Tambourine" was the real-life analog to Spinal Tap's "[Listen to the] Flower People."


GravatarI am jaded by Life's hard lessons.


and here i thought it was the soy sauce


GravatarDan Savage needs to get out more.
Homosexual Activist | 04.04.08 - 11:23 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


My favorite column of his was where he said we should secede from the red states and let all their women die of botched back-alley abortions, ho ho!


Gravatar
Dan Savage needs to get out more.


Dan Savage doesn't like women. In that way.


Gravatarlawyers don't understand math, except in increments of 15.
rootless-e


Dood, my ex billed in 0:06 increments. It was sick. He would have billed me if he could have gotten away with it.


GravatarDan Savage would naturally know all about the female sex drive, I guess.

I gotta make a call...


GravatarI don't respond to anyone's comments. My apologies for that. Has to do with being some kind of an innie. INTJ?


Gravatar[rolls eyes]

That's right, get emotional about it.


Gravatar
anyways, it's all different now.
charley | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 11:23 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


It used to be about the music, man....


GravatarDo you see?

Or maybe I is just my sickness.
DWD - Alone and Forsaken | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 11:21 pm | #

DWD, you are making yourself crazy. This is the way of the world. I have seen no envy of the Clintons here, maybe a little justifiable satisfaction the the rightards weren't able to utterly destroy them. Jimmy Carter, for all of his wonderfulness, is a rich man as well. We must separate the rich in money from the rich in life. Everybody here hates what's happening as much as you do, but we are not allowing it to eat us alive. Direct your anger outwards, at the GOP, not inwards. it's not your fault, not ours, really. There are very large, sinister forces at work here, and we have been made the most comfortable society the world has ever seen, purposely. this will take a long time to turn around, maybe a generation or more. Don't carry it all on your shoulders.


GravatarHey, charley.

I don't see you around much these days.


Gravatarwe all agree that the wealthy few rule; so why this 'democracy' crap?


Gravatardon't go to horror flicks

The 3 year old requested Shaun of the Dead a few days ago.


Gravatarearlier...discussion of the blues

go to kmhd.org
friday night blues



GravatarI think we are trying to support the people who are struggling (some of us are those people, also), by demanding that the administration takes the recession seriously, by writing about what is wrong with the kind of global trade we have now, by fighting the wingnut attempts to take the scissors to all safety-nets and by trying to explain why income inequality is a bad thing even for those who have more income. At least these are the types of things I have written about in the last few years.
Echidne

Do we?

I really and truly disagree here, Echidne. I was taken to task today because I had the audacity to criticize the Clintons as being greedy. Particularly when the policies they supported have done so much damage to the working poor of this country. (Well, they used to just be the working people. Now they are the working poor)

I was actually thinking tonight of investigating to see if there is enough material available to write a book titled, THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY'S WAR ON THE WORKING PEOPLE. Because in my mind, that is what has happened.

We have not fought for either their jobs or something to ADEQUATELY replace those lost jobs. All we have done is send people's jobs away and told them to go to hell. And Republicans have done this: but so have DEMOCRATS.

And we continue to do this.


GravatarDood, my ex billed in 0:06 increments.

I usually bill on 2 minute increments...


GravatarSonny was just to beautiful for this world. I would elaborate but I gotta eat a few more of these shrooms.


GravatarEvening bats -- great dinner -- lovely company -- now, do you guys recommend Marshall Crenshaw's eponymous debut or "The Best of ..."


Gravatarooooooooooooh,,,, I loved Shaun of the Dead.


Gravatarwe all agree that the wealthy few rule; so why this 'democracy' crap?

we're waiting for you to lead us, gary.


Gravatar
That's right, get emotional about it.




Gravatarooooooooooooh,,,, I loved Shaun of the Dead.

Fucking slayed me. And yes, before anybody asks, I am a zombie...


GravatarWhat does it say about chicks that they only people who don't think they suck are some of the people who hope they do?


Gravatarnow, do you guys recommend Marshall Crenshaw's eponymous debut or "The Best of ..."

I had that...shrugs. I loves some Marshall, and some leaves me cold...


GravatarWe have not fought for either their jobs or something to ADEQUATELY replace those lost jobs. All we have done is send people's jobs away and told them to go to hell. And Republicans have done this: but so have DEMOCRATS.

And we continue to do this.


I think you are overgeneralizing here. Not everyone can be put into those groups, just as not everyone in these comments has attacked your arguments. Many people are talking and demanding better economic policies, not many enough, but they exist.


GravatarThe 3 year old requested Shaun of the Dead a few days ago.

she's not normal.


GravatarHis larger point was that women in male terms lack a sex drive altogether and the recent spate of horny older cougar nonsense was all a marketing ploy.

Women are rather tired of being defined "in male terms".


GravatarMy favorite column of his was where he said we should secede from the red states and let all their women die of botched back-alley abortions, ho ho!

Dan Savage doesn't like women. In that way.

The old one-two punch.

so why this 'democracy' crap?

Sells soap.


GravatarMarshall Crenshaw's eponymous debut

Yes.

Saw him at the old "Wax Museum" in DC when that album came out. Really, really fun show.


GravatarWell said, ronjazz.

Prior A, That eponymously titled debut is great. I model myself after the object of "Cynical Girl."


GravatarDWD, you are making yourself crazy. This is the way of the world. I have seen no envy of the Clintons here, maybe a little justifiable satisfaction the the rightards weren't able to utterly destroy them.

But 109 million dollars? Damn! That is simply obscene by any measure. Sorry.

And Hillary is on my TV screaming that she wants Michigan's delegates.

No.


GravatarI'm sure it's been pointed out here before, but Dan Savage is an unrepentant fucktard


GravatarAnother Good One

Nostalgia.


GravatarWomen are rather tired of being defined "in male terms".

BlahblahblahERAdetachablepenisenvyblahblahblahwewa nttobepreznit


GravatarI agree with ronjazz. I want to help make a better world for my kids. the inequities late period capitalism are staggering, and unjust, but we have to have hope (and faith) that we can make things better for our kids.

more just, more equitable, for them and for all their peers. I wallow in despair sometimes, but I don't have time for that anymore, the future awaits our efforts, both of our own making and as part of a larger, global effort to embiggen (or at least make less cromulent)the planet we inhabit.


GravatarAnd well said (re Savage), sidhra.


GravatarMy COOT (do they still do that at Colby) was hiking there and on Katahdin.

Katahdin is my all time favorite hike, especially during blueberry season.

COOT was still active as of a few years back. Son was a trip leader. Quite a range of activities, including picnics and shopping for the scaredy-cat city dwellers.


GravatarMy first post on Escaton was on star date 3134 (or 2267 to you in the old style)

Escaton is the second most important source of information in the future. The first being The Drudge Report run by the love child clone of Matt Drudge and Mark Halprin as part of MSDisneyCoxNewsJournalCoTron.

Escaton is run by a secret cabal of Atriots and NToddlers living in Kabal.

It is broadcast over subspace radio across the Alpha Quadrant. The meaning of the word Eschaton and Atrios have been lost in the great Google Data virus war of 2103 in which all stored data was eaten by nanites. After a truce with the "ugly bags of mostly water" (humans) new data became stored in Isolinar crystals that are still in use today, only in a much smaller form factor.

In the future the threads are not as funny, but flirting is allowed. For some strange reason many posters don't wear pants while posting.

Trolls are put into stasis for first offenses and spend 5 minutes in the agony chair for the second offense.


Gravatar"I looked and looked for a protein-rich offering and carried out a lot of experiments, but in the end the bull sperm was the winner. It really works.

yeah, but will it grow hair?

if only i hadn't used all those steroids.


GravatarDood, my ex billed in 0:06 increments. It was sick. He would have billed me if he could have gotten away with it.
res ipsa loquitur | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 11:27 pm | #

wow. that's dedication.


Gravatar
Women are rather tired of being defined "in male terms".


hear, hear.


GravatarSells soap.

I made soap.


GravatarWhat does it say about chicks that they only people who don't think they suck are some of the people who hope they do?

Ah. Perhaps that chicks are pieces of shit on wheels?


Gravatarwatertiger, res, anyone else interested:

I just finished posting some pictures of recent knitting projects (socks mostly) and the needlepoint projects I have going right now, on my blog.

Maybe someday I will get around to posting pics of the the things I actually finished! Oh well!


Gravatarinvestigating to see if there is enough material available to write a book titled, THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY'S WAR ON THE WORKING PEOPLE

You'll want to go to the library first. That book has been written, several times, over the past many years, even as recently as last year.


GravatarWomen are rather tired of being defined "in male terms".

hear, hear.
watertiger | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 11:32 pm | #

Suck it up.


GravatarI model myself after the object of "Cynical Girl."

come sit by me.


GravatarThe 3 year old requested Shaun of the Dead a few days ago

Yikes. She's gonna start scaring the shit out of the boys in kindergarden, if not sooner.


GravatarBilling on 15 minutes...

I was billed $600 on a 10 minute consultation with a doctor. I had never experienced this type of professional greed before and I told him that I would pay him $50 and no more. After much debating he said basically, "Fuck you and keep your money."


GravatarWomen are rather tired of being defined "in male terms".



Well said, Sidhra.


GravatarBut 109 million dollars? Damn! That is simply obscene by any measure. Sorry.


That is a lot of change and it's a new feature of the economy that connected people can routinely accumulate that much in so little time


GravatarOne of my absolute favorite Beatles' songs


GravatarI think you are overgeneralizing here. Not everyone can be put into those groups, just as not everyone in these comments has attacked your arguments. Many people are talking and demanding better economic policies, not many enough, but they exist.
Echidne

I am sorry. I really and truly do not perceive this. I see a lot of lip service but no actual programs, money, or desire.

But it is an argument easily solved: Can you point to ONE major government program designed to hire displaced workers, retrain displaced workers, and provide jobs for displaced workers?


Gravatarwow. that's dedication.
rootless-e


It was greed (and firm policy), actually.

Sometimes I would talk to him on the phone and he'd say, "I could have billed $900 for this time."

I knew it would end badly.


GravatarMale voices: Ha ha, as if we'd let you have wheels. We need those wheels for our enormous cars.


GravatarBut 109 million dollars? Damn! That is simply obscene by any measure. Sorry.

Fifty-some million in Bill's speaking fees was what stunned me.

To his credit, I suppose, Bill's been pretty frank about saying he's been making a lot of money and "I got a tax cut and I don't need one."

But damn... why would anyone pay that kind of money for a speech.

That raises a whole 'nother round of questions and makes my head hurt.


Gravatarwe're waiting for you to lead us, gary.

I for one welcome our gay overlord ...


GravatarAnd AGAIN I have to correct the URL!


GravatarIs someone talking about me?


GravatarBlahblahblahERAdetachablepenisenvyblahblahblahwewa nttobepreznit

By george, he's got it!


GravatarDemocracy wasn't taken seriously by anyone until Tocqueville, an aristocrat, declared America's disease the cure to a French malady.


GravatarIs it just me or has this primary just worn you out....


GravatarVicki,
have you heard the soundtrack to LOVE?


GravatarVicki!

FWIW, I haven't Shun but I really liked Hot Fuzz done by the same guys

So it's the first album, not Best of ...

Gin Blossoms did a nice Crenshaw song -- Ronnie Spector has covered a lot of his stuff


Gravatar80,000 jobs lost
http://alaskareport.com/news48/ z...170_80_jobs.htm

Nice pic, shows on the Google news page.
-


GravatarI model myself after the object of "Cynical Girl

Living in a Cynical world, and I am just a Cynical girl


Gravatarhave you heard the soundtrack to LOVE?

No, I don't think so. Maybe at a party or something, but if so, then just in passing.


GravatarAnd AGAIN I have to correct the URL!

love the purple socks!!!


GravatarVicki,
have you heard the soundtrack to LOVE?
Henry Flower | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 11:36 pm | #

it's really something, isn't it?


GravatarBut it is an argument easily solved: Can you point to ONE major government program designed to hire displaced workers, retrain displaced workers, and provide jobs for displaced workers?

This is the government you are talking about right now, not all Republicans, all Democrats and all people who comment here. I have no idea if such a program exists. I could Google but I'm tired.

But I think that if I did find one you'd argue that it's not big enough or cover the right people. Because I do think that you are seeing everything in very somber colors right now. I say that as a friend.


GravatargaRy ...


GravatarThe Savage Love column at hand.

Reader says "Yesterday, I read an interview with Joan Sewell, author of I'd Rather Eat Chocolate: Learning to Love My Low Libido...."

Dan says "I haven't had a chance to read Ms. Sewell's book, NGU, but I devoured Sandra Tsing Loh's review of I'd Rather Eat Chocolate in the current Atlantic Monthly. (Loh's book reviews are worth the price of a subscription.) And I'm saddened to report that, according to Sewell and Loh, there's no such thing as a woman who wants sex constantly. They don't exist—never did."

The whole column's about it.


GravatarSuck it up.

Every fucking day, laddie. Every fucking day.


GravatarDon't all attorneys bill in six minute increments?

.1 Review Memorandum of P&As
.3 phone call to insurance carrier
.2 yell at secretary

/former timesheet guy


GravatarSometimes I would talk to him on the phone and he'd say, "I could have billed $900 for this time."

I knew it would end badly.
res ipsa loquitur




GravatarPrior!

Need to make a pilgrimage!

(I think I should round up the kids and bring the baby; would the monks like that?)


GravatarSometimes I would talk to him on the phone and he'd say, "I could have billed $900 for this time."

I knew it would end badly.
res ipsa loquitur | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 11:35 pm | #


Yeah, I can see how it would not be a good sign. Corporate life is wearing on the soul.


GravatarI model myself after the object of "Cynical Girl."
come sit by me. watertiger


HA! /krabappel


GravatarRonjazz, Vicki

George Martin never got enough credit.

I had a HUGE treat by being able to see the show. Well, the show was completely overshadowed by the music and the sound system

I have never heard such amazing sound.


GravatarVicki -- we were discussing the Beatles earlier today -- really in a class of their own!


GravatarBilling time in six minute increments is from government account rules. I worked for a defense contractor in a former life.


Gravatarmillions will troop to the polls to elect *their* multimillionaire.


GravatarLove the socks and the little booties.


GravatarCorporate life is wearing on the soul.

And I would think that billing in 6-minute increments would be wearing on the sex life! Sheesh.


GravatarI don't see you around much these days.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |

that's because i got a job.

Bertrand Russell was right, any man who works more than four hours a day is a slave.

i mostly agree with you DWD. reagan ruined this country, but clinton helped.

shake and bake.


GravatarFifty-some million in Bill's speaking fees was what stunned me.

To his credit, I suppose, Bill's been pretty frank about saying he's been making a lot of money and "I got a tax cut and I don't need one."

But damn... why would anyone pay that kind of money for a speech.

That raises a whole 'nother round of questions and makes my head hurt.
SteveLG |

Yeah, and could you imagine that if it were YOU and a group: say a group representing a small college trying to raise scholarship money for needy students, came to you and asked you to give a speech so they could charge a fee and raise enough money to provide 100 students with a full ride scholarship if you would waive your fee. . .

(And you, who have already made many millions this year, turn to them and say, "Well, fuck you."


GravatarPrior A,

Can you get to this: Marshall Crenshaw doing Buddy Holly's "Crying, Waiting, Hoping".


GravatarDamned, think I'm snockered. Night.


GravatarI'm sure it's been pointed out here before, but Dan Savage is an unrepentant fucktard

Actually, he did repent for that.


GravatarI have never heard such amazing sound.
Henry Flower | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 11:39 pm | #

did you see it in Vegas? My singer had the same impression. I have listened to it on my headphones, the remixes are superb, and the virtuosity of the vocals and the bass playing is breathtaking.


GravatarAnd I would think that billing in 6-minute increments would be wearing on the sex life! Sheesh.

Hey, there's a reason we're not together anymore.


GravatarMarshall Crenshaw's eponymous debut

The whole album's great.


GravatarPrior, I was lurking!

Who remembers the Beatles' cartoon?


GravatarSocks are fun to knit, it is so neat to watch them take shape. I love turning the heel.


GravatarThe Clintons were a fucking mess and the best that can be said about them is that the accusations of their less rational rightist opponents are crap. Of course the thing that forced the rightists to sink to tabloid nonsense was the fact that the Clintons do a better job of being Republican than any Republican.


GravatarAnd I'm saddened to report that, according to Sewell and Loh, there's no such thing as a woman who wants sex constantly. They don't exist—never did."

But men who want sex constantly are everywhere, natch...

What fucking century is it, again?


GravatarLove the socks and the little booties. Echidne

If I heard you say that with your accent I would be blushing.


GravatarI model myself after the object of "Cynical Girl."

come sit by me.
watertiger


With pleasure. My professional model, of course, is Sean Penn in "Carlito's Way."


GravatarBy george, he's got it!

It was a total accident, I assure you.

[looks for penis]


GravatarHey, there's a reason we're not together anymore.

Heh. There's always a reason (but sometimes, they're bad reasons...)...


GravatarI did hear it in Vegas

I love Cirque, but in this case I could have completely foregone the show and just listened.

I'm not a musician or a techie so I can't explain why it blew me away, but it did.


GravatarTlazolteotl, the bee needlepoint bag reminded me that I made a needlepoint pin-cushion for my sister with bees on it.


Gravatarmillions will troop to the polls to elect *their* multimillionaire.
gary in fl | 04.04.08 - 11:40 pm | #


Thanks god you're here to rescue us from false consciousness. I thought I was free, and now find that I'm a pawn in the Man's game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O...h? v=OicBHKQxLAg


GravatarWho remembers the Beatles' cartoon?

WE DO!


GravatarWhat fucking century is it, again?
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 11:42 pm | #

it's a non-fucking century, dood.


Gravatar Who remembers the Beatles' cartoon?

Not me, but I remember the Jackson Five cartoon.


GravatarIf I heard you say that with your accent I would be blushing.

Hee! Perhaps I should get into the aural sex bidness.


Gravatarand right on cue, the commercial for ExtenZe "male enhancement" pills.


GravatarNot me, but I remember the Jackson Five cartoon.

A-B-C


GravatarSpocko -- have you ever caught that Amazon link to John Dominic Crossan's A Long Way from Tipperary?

Vicki -- monks like kids more than you might think -- as long as they leave ...



GravatarSo this attorney dies and goes to heaven. He's at the pearly gates and St. Peter says to him.
"Well you are look great for a man of 87. The lawyer say, "What do you mean I'm 87 I'm only 42!"
St. Peter says, "Not according to your timesheet."


GravatarI get a pair of handmade socks every Saturnalia, and every March 31st. I stockpile them now, wearing old pairs until they disintegrate.

argyles, patterns, solids, all hand knit

.moms rule.


Gravatarmillions will troop to the polls to elect *their* multimillionaire.

So you're doing what, exactly, to change the system?


GravatarThanks, res!


GravatarPrior Aelred Got it. Thanks!


GravatarWho remembers the Beatles' cartoon?

Saturday mornings, the theme song is just escaping me... I seem to remember them swimming away at then end of the intro...


Gravatar St. Peter says, "Not according to your timesheet."



GravatarThings we said today


GravatarI want to help make a better world for my kids.

Yeah, though sometimes the little ones strongly tempt me to take up global climate change denialism.

(Gazes balefully at crayon drawings on wall)


GravatarI love Cirque

When you're leaving the show and your sixteen year old says "that's the best thing I ever saw in my whole life," that's money well-spent.


GravatarHey, Feral,

Really regret missing you last weekend...

I ♥ you.


GravatarHee! Perhaps I should get into the aural sex bidness. Echidne

The love canal!


GravatarHee! Perhaps I should get into the aural sex bidness.
Echidne


[quickly dials 976-sex-sssy]


Gravataron the other hand, realizing in the middle of a ugly business negotiation that your lawyer is a lot better than theirs is a very pleasant feeling.


GravatarThe bees were fun. I don't think you can tell, but I used different threads - plastic ones for the wings, to give them an iridescent look, and fuzzy thread for the body, more plastic and fuzzy on the legs, to get that bee leg look. Choosing the threads for that project was really fun. Now I just need to finish the background and turn it in to be finished/made into a bag, and then I get to pick out what kind of fun lining I would like. Maybe teal satin!


GravatarThank you, Vicki


Gravatarand right on cue, the commercial for ExtenZe "male enhancement" pills.

What Ron Jeremy fails to mention is that before he started taking them he was 6'4" and hairless.


GravatarAnd not even a comment?

(Well, see, Echidne?)


GravatarNice compilation of Ticket to Ride!


GravatarGood choice, Vicki, a masterpiece in 3 minutes.


GravatarWhen you're leaving the show and your sixteen year old says "that's the best thing I ever saw in my whole life," that's money well-spent.


How wonderful is that?


GravatarThere's something about a goddess with a forked tongue that does give one pause.


GravatarWhat Ron Jeremy fails to mention is that before he started taking them he was 6'4" and hairless.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


GravatarHow wonderful is that?
Henry Flower


A fine note on which to close out the evening.

'night, batz.


GravatarVicki

So Sorry you couldn't make it. Would have been even more fun! I didn't dance all weekend...


GravatarThe evolution of dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d...h? v=dMH0bHeiRNg

To cheer you up.


GravatarHee! Perhaps I should get into the aural sex bidness.
Echidne


Charge 10 quatloos a minute and you would make some serious money. (Quatloos are pegged to the Loonie this year so you will clean up.)

And for those of you who didn't get to hear Echidne you really missed out. Not only is she smart she SOUNDS smart in that Helen Mirrian, Emma Thompson way.


Gravatarres ipsa -- I've been catching Crenshaw You Tubes today (nice not to have to worry about bandwidth!) -- many have poor photography & sound quality, alas, but he is still great

Vicki -- I was a huge Beatles fan from their first appearance on The Jack Parr Show -- I had everything (on vinyl -- in mono -- stereo cost more)


Gravatarmwah


GravatarI wish I could do argyles. I'm still learning intarsia, though.


Gravatarmillions will troop to the polls to elect *their* multimillionaire

You advise that millions and more should do what, then?


GravatarWould have been even more fun! I didn't dance all weekend...


Sprained ankle, babe. I would have sorely disappointed you.


GravatarDoug from out in Arizona has a new gravatar that's a close up picture of a bee.


GravatarI leave you people for five minutes, and you're talking about copulation.


GravatarThe evolution of dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d...h? v=dMH0bHeiRNg


Echidne,

I love that! I haven't seen it in quite a bit! Thanks for sharing!


GravatarPrior, I have some old Crenshaw. I'll see if I can't find it for you...


Gravatar"I leave you people for five minutes, and you're talking about copulation."

chaperone's must always be vigilent.


GravatarThe next EscaCon should have dancing! That would be fun!


GravatarI once had this roommate who was really irritating...kept chasing me around the house yelling about the Beatles, and how great they were, under the mistaken impression that I a) had some inherent inability to appreciate them; and b) gave a fuck what he thought about anything on earth.

I finally said, "I admire you for trying to see to it that they get their due."


GravatarSprained ankle, babe. I would have sorely disappointed you.

You would never have been a disappointment....


GravatarSpocko -- glad to connect - I think you would like the whole book -- the death of his first wife will make you cry but other parts will make you laugh out loud


Gravatari heart alluz


GravatarYo!

No one got punched today. 3 out of 4 classes were great.


Gravatar Not only is she smart she SOUNDS smart in that Helen Mirrian, Emma Thompson way.

She sounds like Nico!


GravatarOr maybe you did it at 08, and I missed out! :-(


GravatarNight, all

Remember, helping someone less fortunate, even if you perceive them to be below your class, will elevate you: not soil you. Truly.

Peace.


GravatarI leave you people for five minutes, and you're talking about copulation.

Leave us for 5 more minutes and we'll talk about smoking...then roll over and fall asleep.


GravatarDoesn't the whole theory of evolution ultimately rest on proving the existence of consciousness in the lower animals?


GravatarI finally said, "I admire you for trying to see to it that they get their due."
Phila, Pizen Sarpint


Fuck that guy, he didn't want it bad enough.


GravatarShe sounds like Nico!
The Kenosha Kid | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 11:54 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


She sounds like a Romilar-addled chain-smoker with a harelip?


GravatarDoesn't the whole theory of evolution ultimately rest on proving the existence of consciousness in the lower animals?

No.

This has been....


GravatarWell, Hecate wanted to dance with me but I had a broken ankle -- but I'm not sure where we would have fit in dancing (see Feral Liberal's comment above) -- a busy time was had by all (except flory who was sick in bed)


GravatarRemember, helping someone less fortunate, even if you perceive them to be below your class, will elevate you: not soil you. Truly.

Wow, that's so fucking profound and not at all self-righteous.


GravatarThe next EscaCon should have dancing! That would be fun!

Who among us does not wish to see Paul Krugman shaking it in a disco suit?


GravatarDoesn't the whole theory of evolution ultimately rest on proving the existence of consciousness in the lower animals?
leaf | 04.04.08 - 11:55 pm | #

You mean Republicans?

Could be a problem.


GravatarDoesn't the whole theory of evolution ultimately rest on proving the existence of consciousness in the lower animals?

No. Now make like a tree and leaf.


Gravatar Doesn't the whole theory of evolution ultimately rest on proving the existence of consciousness in the lower animals?

No.


Gravatar"Who among us does not wish to see Paul Krugman shaking it in a disco suit?"

me!


GravatarDoesn't the whole theory of evolution ultimately rest on proving the existence of consciousness in the lower animals?

Only inasmuch as global warming depends on your mother's balls.


GravatarWho among us does not wish to see Paul Krugman shaking it in a disco suit?

he still owes us for the tip at that Viet restaurant...


GravatarWho among us does not wish to see Paul Krugman shaking it in a disco suit?

Now I would pay good cash money to see that.


GravatarI gotta say I LOVE this one.


GravatarOh, Thers. I am going to have nightmares tonight.


GravatarI leave you people for five minutes, and you're talking about copulation.

Perhaps the blog will now magically transform into a six-pack.


GravatarOnly inasmuch as global warming depends on your mother's balls.

kei & yuri nobunaga | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 11:57 pm | #

and there ya go.


GravatarUncle Blodge -- good 2 C U on Saturday night!

Gonna get some rest over the weekend?


GravatarWho among us does not wish to see Paul Krugman shaking it in a disco suit?

or in harem pants.


Gravatar She sounds like a Romilar-addled chain-smoker with a harelip?

No. (Isn't that a line from Piss Factory?)


Gravatar"Doesn't the whole theory of evolution ultimately rest on proving the existence of consciousness in the lower animals?"

i kinda thought the theory of evolution could not give less of a fuck about consciousness period.


GravatarRemember, helping someone less fortunate, even if you perceive them to be below your class, will elevate you: not soil you. Truly.

Wow. That's some extra-fancy-grade condescension there. Thanks for that.


GravatarYou advise that millions and more should do what, then?
Homosexual Activist

consume less is the easiest.


GravatarI finally said, "I admire you for trying to see to it that they get their due." -Phila, Pizen Sarpint

you should have admonished him to "try to see it my way..."


GravatarDRUDGE REPORTING $18 MILLION DOLLARS ARE UNACCOUNTED FOR BY THE CLINTONS ON THEIR TAX RETURNS. THIS IS GOING TO BE BAD, THEY HAVE OPENED A CAN OF WORMS THEY WILL LIVE TO REGRET. BIGGER THAN WHITEWATER. DICK MORRIS PREDICTION OF INDICTMENTS FOR BOTH CLINTONS LOOKING MORE AND MORE LIKE A REALITY


GravatarDoesn't the whole theory of gravitation ultimately rest on proving the existence of consciousness in quanta?


GravatarWho among us does not wish to see Paul Krugman shaking it in a disco suit?

I'd hit it....


GravatarIf you can't show consciousness in the lower animals than it's quite a leap for man to possess such a consciousness.


Gravataror in harem pants.
watertiger


"In harem pants" needs to be the new fortune cookie addendum, instead of "in bed".


Gravatar"Gonna get some rest over the weekend?"

Hope to. Kids seem in good shape, so it's possible.


GravatarThe intense hairiness of your mother's balls.


GravatarWho among us does not wish to see Paul Krugman shaking it in a disco suit?

Freddie Mercury leotard!

And, look, there's Ben Kingsley speaking with an American accent!


GravatarWhy were all the Beatles chewing gum in that video?


GravatarRemember, editing a writer who can't write his way out of a paper bag, even if you perceive him to be below your height, will elevate you: not soil you. Truly. Unless he's a condescending prick.


GravatarIf there was dancing I think TKK and I would have ended up in a duel over who would get to dance with Athenae first.

We would thumb wrestle and I would win!


Gravataror in harem pants.
watertiger

Paul Krugman would be good in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E...h? v=EMzoBkaFxh4


GravatarShe sounds like Nico!

Is this a compliment?


GravatarGoing to bed.

Prior A: this is for you.


Gravatar If you can't show consciousness in the lower animals than it's quite a leap for man to possess such a consciousness.

If you can't show the ability to manipulate small objects in animals than it's quite a leap for man to manipulate small objects...


GravatarWhy were all the Beatles chewing gum in that video?
Vicki, Who ? Al Gore | 04.05.08 - 12:00 am | #

drymouth.


Gravatar Is this a compliment?

Yes! Don't listen to Phila(stine)


GravatarI know, I know...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k...h? v=k04KzgYRKrE


GravatarWhy were all the Beatles chewing gum in that video?
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


I noticed Lennon was always chewing gum while performing on tour.


Gravatarleaf | 04.04.08 - 11:59 pm | #

jeebus.

set phasers on ignore


GravatarMike Gravel singing Helter Skelter? I kid you not...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b...h? v=bA2LgJviH9w


GravatarOh, Thers. I am going to have nightmares tonight.

Be strong. You will survive.


GravatarIf you can't show consciousness in the lower animals than it's quite a leap for man to possess such a consciousness.

And if you believe that, I implore you to go and take a fucking college level biology class, before you display any more ignorance. Why don't you go troll over at Pharyngula? They like to mock fools like you.


Gravatarconsume less is the easiest.

Okay, and what do you do suggest be done about the millionaires running for president?


GravatarEchidne, I got my heartrate up into the target zone watching the Evolution of Dance.

Thanks!


GravatarI think Lennon was the most handsome Beatle.

Discuss.

Or not.


Gravatar If there was dancing I think TKK and I would have ended up in a duel over who would get to dance with Athenae first.

It would have been an old school dance-off. And you would get served!


GravatarTomorrow never knows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p...h? v=p7Z_aMunN_w


GravatarSonny Bono, had he lived, would have figured out how to get us out of Iraq.


Gravatarconsume less is the easiest.

Okay, and what do you do suggest be done about the millionaires running for president?
Homosexual Activist | 04.05.08 - 12:03 am | #


Eat them.

I know that's a contradiction, but Marxism allows us to reconcile the two.


Gravatar"Remember, helping someone more fortunate, even if you perceive them to be above your class, will elevate them: and make you look stupid. Truly."


GravatarFuck Mark Green with a 2 by four. Just saying.


GravatarWhy were all the Beatles chewing gum in that video?Why were all the Beatles chewing gum in that video?

James Dewar told them it was cool.


Gravatar"I know, I know..."

showed this in class today.

also played a clip of his final speech. kid were (3 out of 4) all over it.


GravatarSonny Bono, had he lived, would have figured out how to get us out of Iraq.
MP | 04.05.08 - 12:03 am | #

yeah, he'd go over to sing. Clear the place faster than a fire.


GravatarEvery time you respond to a creationist troll, God ass-rapes a puppy.


Gravatara working class hero is something to be, vicki


GravatarNight all. The dog is telling me it is time for bed.


GravatarFidel Castro, had he lived, would have figured out how to get us out of Texas.


GravatarFuck Mark Green with a 2 by four. Just saying.

Why should I give a tinker's damn about Mark Green?


GravatarEvery time you respond to a creationist troll, God ass-rapes a puppy.

Nice visual!

[Pukes!]


GravatarEvery time you respond to a creationist troll, God ass-rapes a puppy.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint


Rouch!


Gravatarwhat did that pinhead mark green do?


GravatarI would totally kick your ass TKK!

I would use the freshest break dance moves from the streets of Philly followed by the cake walk that I learned while playing Frank Schultz the vaudevillian hoofer in Showboat and topped off with a quick rendition of the bottle dance from Fiddler on the Roof. The wine for the bottle dance? Plum.


GravatarMike Gravel singing Helter Skelter? I kid you not...

Ok, I've officially seen everything.


GravatarGotta catch some Zsss. Later 'bats.


GravatarWho remembers the Beatles' cartoon?

Not me, but I remember the Jackson Five cartoon.

The Kenosha Kid

oh yeah, i remember them both now.

look, we just slop this crap up and somebody makes a pile off of it. can we blame them? only in america.

hell, i remember when atrios was begging for donations. now, from what i can gather, he makes most of his living off this blog. which is mostly a compendium of sardonic and often a somewhat cryptic analysis of daily news events. don't get me wrong, i love it. just like i loved those cartoons.

Money, it's a crime
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today...


GravatarPZ Myers is truly going to to the Lake of Fire, isn't he?


GravatarTicket


GravatarI can do the robot. It used to kill at the VFW back in '82.


GravatarMike Gravel singing Helter Skelter? I kid you not...

Ok, I've officially seen everything.


Yeah, I thought he was a little out there before, but geez! Good video though...


GravatarGotta catch some Zsss. Later 'bats.
FeralLiberal


Leave the wine...


GravatarI would use the freshest break dance moves from the streets of Philly followed by the cake walk that I learned while playing Frank Schultz the vaudevillian hoofer in Showboat and topped off with a quick rendition of the bottle dance from Fiddler on the Roof.

Do the robot! The moonwalk!


Gravatardid Krugman ever explain to Sinfonian why he is so shamelessly in the bag for Chuckie Schumer?


GravatarSonny Bono, had he lived, would have figured out how to get us out of Iraq.

I'm definitely pro-Bono.


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch? v=g...feature=related


GravatarHow the fuck did human beings get bald spots if lower animals don't? Because Godjesus gave you those bald spots, that's why.


GravatarPZ Myers is truly going to to the Lake of Fire, isn't he?
Tlazolteotl | Homepage | 04.05.08 - 12:07 am | # [kill]​[hide comment]


Won't see him again 'til the Fourth of July....


GravatarEvery time you respond to a creationist troll, God ass-rapes a puppy.

It's just jack.


GravatarPZ Myers is truly going to to the Lake of Fire, isn't he?

Eh?


GravatarSpocko, I would bust all the moves that this girl taught me.


Gravatarhell, i remember when atrios was begging for donations. now, from what i can gather, he makes most of his living off this blog. which is mostly a compendium of sardonic and often a somewhat cryptic analysis of daily news events. don't get me wrong, i love it. just like i loved those cartoons.

He only gives me his funny paper.


Gravatarwhat's the name of that dance where ya get real drunk, then roll around the floor of the bar in spilled beer and piss and get cigarette butts in yer hair?

i can do that one.


GravatarNow that Gravel's donw H.S., maybe Kucinich can do "I am the Walrus"

koo koo ka-choo indeed!


Gravatarwhat did that pinhead mark green do?
rootless-e

Suspended Randi Rhoads for daring call Hillary a whore. In a standup routine.


GravatarHey jdw, how's your stump?


GravatarPeople, it's getting late (or early) & I think I'm going to leave the clothes in the dryer & retire (rhyme or near rhyme? you decide)


GravatarSuspended Randi Rhoads for daring call Hillary a whore. In a standup routine.
DuaneV, AtriosiousBehavior


Gotta sit in teh Hillary corner for awhile.


Gravatar he makes most of his living off this blog.

Thers told me he has a full box of spare monocles, just like Captain Haddock.


GravatarNight, Prior!


Gravatar"i can do that one."

probably to my karaoke


Gravatarwhat's the name of that dance where ya get real drunk, then roll around the floor of the bar in spilled beer and piss and get cigarette butts in yer hair?

The Watusi?


Gravatarwould you rather he give you his situation?


GravatarSuspended Randi Rhoads for daring call Hillary a whore. In a standup routine.

Wasn't Randi Rhodes speaking at an event for AAR? Even so, when is it ever acceptable to refer to female politicians as 'fucking whores'?


GravatarThers told me he has a full box of spare monocles, just like Captain Haddock.

I prefer Commodore Shad.


GravatarI want to know why, if humans evolved from lower creatures, I can't fucking fly.


Gravatar"Hey jdw, how's your stump?"

ah, gettin a little personal there, aren't we?

sheesh, we just met.


GravatarSuspended Randi Rhoads for daring call Hillary a whore. In a standup routine.
DuaneV, AtriosiousBehavior | 04.05.08 - 12:11 am | #


he shoulda killed himself after that run for mayor.


GravatarThers told me he has a full box of spare monocles

Monocles are the dumbest shit ever invented. One false facial move, and you can't see anymore out of one eye.


GravatarThe Watusi?

The Twist.

Eldorado.


Gravatark.

gnight


Gravatarwhat's the name of that dance where ya get real drunk


the barf/lie


GravatarEvery time you respond to a creationist troll, God ass-rapes a puppy.

It's just jack.


But God still gets his rocks off.


Gravatarjdw, I was referring to your little accident in the shop earlier, you know.


GravatarPeople, it's getting late (or early) & I think I'm going to leave the clothes in the dryer & retire (rhyme or near rhyme? you decide)

Sounds dire mon Friar.


GravatarI think Lennon was the most handsome Beatle.
Discuss.
Or not.

Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore

please, altho he beats ringo.

john was the creative force, sort of the dylan of the beatles. i'll take dylan.

george had the talent and the looks.

i actually do not like paul. he's a dork.


GravatarI want to know why, if humans evolved from lower creatures, I can't fucking fly.
JeffCO | 04.05.08 - 12:13 am | # [kill]​[hide comment]


And why aren't I hermaphroditic, like a nudibranch?

I wuz robbed.


GravatarThe Watusi?

The Twist.

Eldorado.


Number...FRIST!


Gravatar"he makes most of his living off this blog."

i make most of my living off my wife.


GravatarGive examples of discovered capabilities in the lower animals that were once thought exclusive to man. Was this deemed significant at the time? Why?


GravatarGive examples of discovered capabilities in the lower animals that were once thought exclusive to man.

Fred Flintstone had a bird who could carve out photographs.


GravatarBut God still gets his rocks off.

Can God create a rock he can't get off?


GravatarSpocko, I would bust all the moves that this girl taught me.

You know what's missing from this video?


Gravatarlike a nudibranch?


No thanks, I'm full


GravatarI'm restraining myself, really I am.


GravatarChuck Mangione actually played with Miles Davis for awhile.


GravatarIn the middle of negotiations I break down.


Gravatarevening bats

Can God create a rock he can't get off?
NTodd


man...you guys are contemplating some deep shit tonight


GravatarGive examples of discovered capabilities in the lower animals that were once thought exclusive to man. Was this deemed significant at the time? Why?
leaf | 04.05.08 - 12:15 am |

Squirrels can teleport.


GravatarI'm restraining myself, really I am.
Tlazolteotl | Homepage | 04.05.08 - 12:17 am | #


How do I spell relief?

K-I-L-L-F-I-L-E.


GravatarIt is only man that has the ability to killfile


GravatarThers told me he has a full box of spare monocles

I tape them together to make trinocles.


Gravatar"jdw, I was referring to your little accident in the shop earlier, you know."

boy is my face red.

oh yes, the stump. well, i got the bleeding to stop but sadly i sat down on the couch, where my wife had left a letter opener, and i'll be damned if the damn thing didn't bury itself in my rectum.

it's a funny thing, but somehow things keep ending stuck up my ass. i just don't know if i should see a dr or not. maybe i'll poop it out in the morning.

night bats.


Gravatari actually do not like paul. he's a dork.
charley | Homepage | 04.05.08 - 12:15 am | #

Paul had more talent than George. George's talent was very focussed: he made up really good little guitar parts, and penned a handful of good tunes.


GravatarGotta sit in teh Hillary corner for awhile.
MP

Since the Green brothers bailed out AAR, Mark Green has had a show he's hosted Saturdays with Arianna Huffington. The show sounds alot like her website reads, with Hillary surrogates railing at Barack Obama at length, only it's Mark Green himself usually carrying water for Hillary. No coincidence that Randi Rhoads was suspended for criticizing Hillary. She wasn't even on the air at the time.


GravatarOy, night for me. LaterZ.


Gravataralright, i'm going to sleep. i hope i dream of crushing the working poor, and using their meager assets to enrich myself.

[cartoon head shake]


GravatarGive examples of discovered capabilities in the lower animals that were once thought exclusive to man.

Brian on Family Guy wrote for the New Yorker and drinks martinis.


GravatarIt is only man that has the ability to killfile
The Kenosha Kid | Homepage | 04.05.08 - 12:18 am | # [kill]​


Not according to Jakob von Uexküll....


GravatarWhat an outrage! Barack Obama did not appear in Memphis on this day honoring MLK along with those stalwarts of social justice, Hillary Clinton and John McLunatic. Such blasphemy! I'll never vote for him now.


GravatarMonocles are the dumbest shit ever invented. One false facial move, and you can't see anymore out of one eye.
MP

Unless you went to the Deforrest Kelly School of Acting where you learned to act with just one side of your face.


Gravatarhave crushing dreams WT, g'night


GravatarBTW, has everyone seen the video of the elephant that can paint a picture of an elephant?


GravatarNight, moonbeams

Mr F beckons

Vicki, thanks for the music


GravatarIn the middle of negotiations I break down.

You never give me your number...


Gravatari actually do not like paul. he's a dork.

He's a dork, Sir? Don't think John, George or Ringo got knighted, did they?


GravatarMonocles are the dumbest shit ever invented. One false facial move, and you can't see anymore out of one eye.
MP


I can't imagine Col. Klink in bifocals.


GravatarHe's a dork, Sir? Don't think John, George or Ringo got knighted, did they?
Miss H., Great Expectorator


they gave it to him so he'd stop singing hey jude


GravatarBTW, has everyone seen the video of the elephant that can paint a picture of an elephant?
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 04.05.08 - 12:20 am | #

it's a trick. it's really a fat anteater.


Gravatarthe audience shots are indescribable

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0...h? v=0I91CFOCp04


GravatarG'night, Thers. And thanks for the link, BTW.


GravatarCan God create a rock he can't get off?

Sure. Why the hell not. Rock of Ages Cleft For me let me hiiiiide...

nah. Better say good night.


GravatarBTW, has everyone seen the video of the elephant that can paint a picture of an elephant?

Yeah. I also hear that elephants like to examine themselves in the mirror, turning every which way to visualize parts they usually don't get to see of themselves.

"Lower animals" my tush.


Gravatari sat down on the couch, where my wife had left a letter opener, and i'll be damned if the damn thing didn't bury itself in my rectum.

Some folks here may remember the time I sat on a pair of scissors.

Ah, those dear dead days....


GravatarGive examples of discovered capabilities in the lower animals that were once thought exclusive to man.

birds making tools, chimps making tools


Gravatarnearby cuba has socialism, women, music, rum, and cohibas.


GravatarBTW, has everyone seen the video of the elephant that can paint a picture of an elephant?

No, but I saw the one where the elephants craps into a big old toilet and then pulls the flusher with his trunk.


GravatarWasn't Randi Rhodes speaking at an event for AAR? Even so, when is it ever acceptable to refer to female politicians as 'fucking whores'?
Homosexual Activist


I wouldn't have said it, but I will defend Randi's right to do so..


Main Entry: 1whore
Pronunciation: ˈhȯr, ˈhu̇r
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English hore, from Old English hōre; akin to Old Norse hōra whore, hōrr adulterer, Latin carus dear — more at charity
Date: before 12th century
1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : prostitute; also : a promiscuous or immoral woman
2: a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3: a venal or unscrupulous person


Besides, number three kind of fits...


Gravatarbirds making tools, chimps making tools
1Watt, Hermit | Homepage | 04.05.08 - 12:23 am | # [kill]​


Chimps having theory of mind....


GravatarThose old clips are awesome. Some of those kids must be 10. Who do 10 yr olds scream for today?


GravatarGive examples of discovered capabilities in the lower animals that were once thought exclusive to man.

Cage fighting


Gravatarnearby gary has priapism, realdolls, midi music, gum, and cobags.


GravatarPrior! Nice to see you again, sir!

FWIW - I remain a HUGE fan of the first Crenshaw album - power pop at its finest - bur remain a stalwart of "Field Day," the "difficult" 2nd album w. the big 80s production. YMMV...
But I can't say enough about the live album, in which the great man assails Abba, The MC5, Bobby Fuller, The Byrds, Alvin Cash, and so on.. Maybe out-of-print, I'd be happy to send you a copy otherwise....


GravatarRecursive grammar in starlings too, come to think of it....


GravatarCan God create a rock he can't get off?

A frigid rock?


GravatarAfrican swallows can carry coconuts to temperate zones


Gravatar*beaches and mountains too.


GravatarThe finding that starlings can grasp these grammatical rules shows that other animals share basic levels of pattern recognition with humans. "There might be no single property or processing capacity," the authors write, "that marks the many ways in which the complexity and detail of human language differs from non-human communication systems."

"It may be more useful," they add, "to consider species differences as quantitative rather than qualitative distinctions in cognitive mechanisms."


GravatarAlthough when introduced Haddock has command of a freighter, in later volumes he is clearly retired. The Captain's coarse humanity and sarcasm acts as a counterpoint to Tintin's often implausible heroism; he is always quick with a dry comment whenever the boy reporter gets too idealistic.

how do you all this shit?


Gravatarcrow using a tool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c...h? v=cdSfeFpfg48


GravatarBTW, has everyone seen the video of the elephant that can paint a picture of an elephant?

No, but I saw the one where the elephants craps into a big old toilet and then pulls the flusher with his trunk.


I thought Mythbusters proving that an elephant is afraid of a mouse was pretty cool.


GravatarAnts can carry things many times their size great distances, and then they die.


GravatarChimps having theory of mind....
Phila, Pi

Que?


Gravatarsheets.


GravatarGive examples of discovered capabilities in the lower animals that were once thought exclusive to man.

Scratching ones balls?


Gravatarbass owl
-


Gravatartool using new caledonian crow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d...bwRHIuXqMU& NR=1


Gravatar
Que?
1Watt, Hermit | Homepage | 04.05.08 - 12:28 am | # [kill]​


Basically, it means that you can understand that what you think may not be the same as what another creature thinks.

IIRC, it was seen in chimps who were capable of, in effect, lying to other chimps and to humans.


Gravatarknow, i forgot know.

time for bed.

He's a dork, Sir? Don't think John, George or Ringo got knighted, did they?
Miss H., Great Expectorator

come to think of it even tho i said i'm a rolling stones guy, mick is a dork too. i'm sure keith would agree.


GravatarI want to know why, if humans evolved from lower creatures, I can't fucking fly.
JeffCO | 04.05.08 - 12:13 am | #


That's why foreskin is so stretchy. You're supposed to make wings out of it.


GravatarTKK. Okay, if you can do those moves it MIGHT be a contest. BUT,
Link to the video showing my moves. This is a video of me dancing. I'm the one with the glasses. Oh, and the women I'm dancing with? They mean nothing to me. At least that is what I'm telling Athenae. I'll also tell her from whom you learned YOUR dance moves. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Japanese school girls? What next? Tap dancing lessons from Larry Craig?

You WILL be defeated! I learned my dance steps from Lord Garth!


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