HULK SMASH!!!
Whoa!
Certainly a winner! Even with the twenty second rule!
And here they come. Down the strech it smalfish by a nose!
Who hoo!
Take that, you lamers!
Conspiracy theorists, UNITE!
For I have been heard!
Buzz off, Buzz.
Damn traitors destroyed this man's credibility.
"[Iraq] is stabilized and we want the soldiers themselves to tell the story."
In the dusty corners of your little mind.
Heh, I coulda been a contender.
Anyone wanna hear LarryElvis?
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Buzz, June 23 2007...
"I was fucking right!"
"[Iraq] is stabilized and we want the soldiers themselves to tell the story."
Only if it fits the narrative.
Who could have anticipated the lefty blog support for the terrorists?
One needn't wonder why he never achieved a higher rank in the Air Force.
Only if it fits the narrative.
Ding, ding! We have a winner!
I declare today "national exdpose buzz patterson an asshole" day
One needn't wonder why he never achieved a higher rank in the Air Force.
pie
There was clearly a problem with his precious bodily fluids.
Stabilized? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Quote of the Day nominee:
Rep. Mark Kirk on giving away free condoms to Mexicans to curb illegal immigration.
LTC Patterson strikes me as the kind of officer who thinks Risk is an accurate simulation of military operations and tactics.
Heh. Both Mrs. Moe and I forgot our wedding anniversary.
Yeah, note the phrasing: "we want the soldiers themselves to tell the story."
Not "their stories" but "the story."
Heh. Both Mrs. Moe and I forgot our wedding anniversary.
Moe Szyslak
Hubby always remembers ours; I always forget.
I can't wait for their reunion tour!
I hope they recite all their favorite quotes.
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Heh. Both Mrs. Moe and I forgot our wedding anniversary
Better than just one of you doing so.
I declare today "national exdpose buzz patterson an asshole" day
That's going to distract people from NTodd Is An Ass Day.
I thought everyday is NTodd is an ass day.
Every day is NTodd Is an Ass Day.
LTC Patterson strikes me as the kind of officer who thinks Risk is an accurate simulation of military operations and tactics.
He always goes for Antarctica first.
D'oh!!
LE to Daddy (translation from the Siamese: "Whoa, Daddy, the terrine de fois gras with the Grgich Hills chardonnay was superb!
Yeah, note the phrasing: "we want the soldiers themselves to tell the story."
Not "their stories" but "the story."
Hmmm...."story" in the same sense my mom used to use when describing her afternoon soap opera viewing as "my stories".
That's going to distract people from NTodd Is An Ass Day.
NTodd, Boring MEQUA
On what day would this not be the case?
I'm trying to update my calendar.
NTodd has a lovely ass.
That's going to distract people from NTodd Is An Ass Day.
NTodd, Boring MEQUA
it can be two things
smalfish and rorschach, both too quick for me. Damn and blast.
D'oh!!
I'll take a reacharound instead of a fizzy.
Rorschach, from below in case you missed it:
"And we've been laying waste to the nation with DU arms for years now, and have displaced 4 million people from their homes while destroying their ability to access water, food, and electricity.
This is progress?
rorschach, infogi"
Okay, rorschach, you win. It's a point well-made and a position well-taken.
NTodd is not an ass on February 30th.
That's going to distract people from NTodd Is An Ass Day.
NTodd, Boring MEQUA
it can be two things
olexicon, at woik | 06.23.07 - 2:18 pm | #
Cheeky.
Thers can never remember our anniversary, nor how many years we've been married.
NTodd has a lovely ass.
[Keano]
Whoa!
[/Keano]
Is this the same group who mistook Turkey for Iraq?
Okay, rorschach, you win. It's a point well-made and a position well-taken.
Glenn | 06.23.07 - 2:18 pm | #
I did miss that. Thanks.
Cheeky.
rorschach, infogit
Like the Liberty Bell, NTodd has a big crack down the middle.
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Thers can never remember our anniversary, nor how many years we've been married.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 2:19 pm | #
What a lout!
I always kinda vaguely remember both those things about my marriage!
Well, maybe not always.
Even in 2005, that was a stinking lie.
What kind of gifts does one give on NTodd is an Ass day?
Even in 2005, that was a stinking lie.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 2:21 pm | #
Otherwise known as a "swiftboat truth".
Thers can never remember our anniversary, nor how many years we've been married. Molly Ivors
I'm sure I too would wake up every morning, look over at you, and forget everything but the present moment.
"Thers can never remember our anniversary, nor how many years we've been married."
My ex could not remember how old she was, (for real - and don't ask me why.) but she had a nasty memory for all kinds of other stuff.
Well, it's ten years on 8/8.
Thers asked some friends of ours what they did for their 10th, and they replied "we went to Europe."
He stopped asking people after that.
Remember Jonah's "FDR was never shown in a wheelchair comment?" two threads ago?
How about this. "The press never show Bush at military funerals. He must go to them all the time but they don't show those photos because it would undermine the war effort."
What?
He DOESN'T go to funerals? Why the FRAK not?
Because there are so many that he couldn't get any work done.
Oh.. I see.
Well in that case. I guess it is okay.
Anyone wanna hear LarryElvis?
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 2:13 pm |
That's pretty mild, for a 'meezer.
And I believe that is 'meezer for: Stop taping and start petting, Dad!
I'm sure I too would wake up every morning, look over at you, and forget everything but the present moment.
JeffCO
We got us a smooth-ass playa up in heah
As an off topic. We went out and bout some really cool gadgets for our house and I've got them all installed.
We got this coolio thingy that lets us play music from our computer, Ipod, or radio from one room into four different places or all at once or individually. It's way far out. Something we've been needing to do for a long time.
And then we got this gizmo that turns out bedroom teevee into a multi device gadget that our ancient teevee was incapable of doing.
Bottom line, we are too cool for school now.
What kind of gifts does one give on NTodd is an Ass day?
Butt plugs and/or Preparation H.
Did Buzz really retire or did they push him out because he's insane?
Monday is NTodd is worse the Hitler day.
Thers can never remember our anniversary, nor how many years we've been married.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 2:19 pm | #
What a lout!
I'm the lout in my marriage. My husband makes the reservation, lines up the babysitter, hands me the card and says okay how many years is it. If I'm within two years either way he's happy.
Is Trifecta still here?
Melanie Morgan on Tweety yesterday.
trifecta | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 2:00 p
Bless you for that post. Now I don't have to watch it. I was dreading it.
Very funny stuff you wrote too!
I'm rarely funny on my blog. It's hard work!
"What kind of gifts does one give on NTodd is an Ass day?"
Ooooo, I don't think I wanna go there. And by the way, NTodd, I wondered what did you do to that Prickstein guy to get him so hyperventilated and then I looked at his "friends" and "enemies" lists. 'Nuff said.
What kind of gifts does one give on NTodd is an Ass day?
I usually just give people shit.
My ex could not remember how old she was, (for real - and don't ask me why.)
I got to be 46 twice, because I forgot how old I was. One day i told someone I was 46 and hubby said, "No, you're not!" So it was like getting a free year, to my way of thinking.
I'm sure I too would wake up every morning, look over at you, and forget everything but the present moment.
You old honey-dripper.
I'm sure I too would wake up every morning, look over at you, and forget everything but the present moment.
JeffCO | 06.23.07 - 2:23 pm | #
I'll bet that line gets you a lot of hot action JeffCO.
I'm going to write that down and steal it and use in when it's PonFar time.
I never remember how old I am. I remember what year I was born, tho, and can usually do the math.
I'm sure I too would wake up every morning, look over at you, and forget everything but the present moment.
Oh, brother. What a brown noser.
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtz is that so hard to say?
Butt plugs and/or Preparation H.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 2:24 pm | #
The "and" option disturbs me mightily.
"I'm sure I too would wake up every morning, look over at you, and forget everything but the present moment."
I used to wake up, look at her and say "gotta go piss. Back in a monute"
I never remember how old I am. I remember what year I was born, tho, and can usually do the math.
That's how I do it. But because my birth year has a three in it, it makes the math rather difficult.
V for Virginia: That happened to me, too, in my 40s. I think I was 48 twice.
What a brown noser.
Aren't you supposed to only brown-nose people who can, you know, help you in some way?
I got to be 46 twice, because I forgot how old I was. One day i told someone I was 46 and hubby said, "No, you're not!" So it was like getting a free year, to my way of thinking.
V for Virginia
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I experienced that in my later twenties big time and now in my laer forties. dunno why
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtz is that so hard to say?
Ahem, I did sorta mention that, after I raped the top of the thread.
How about this. "The press never show Bush at military funerals. He must go to them all the time but they don't show those photos because it would undermine the war effort."
Wouldn't want the terrists to think we give a rat's ass about our dead troops.
I used to wake up, look at her and say "gotta go piss. Back in a monute"
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher | 06.23.07 - 2:26 pm | #
I tend to wake up and say, "Where the fuck is she?"
We've been on different schedules for a while now.
Aren't you supposed to only brown-nose people who can, you know, help you in some way? Molly Ivors
[Slaps forehead smartly]
My parents forgot how old I was at one point. They freaked me out about health insurance, thinking I was going to turn 23 and thus be off their coverage. That year I turned 22. Unless they lied to cover up the fact that I was born a year before they were married.
"I never remember how old I am."
So my ex could not remember how old she was - but could remember ambient temerature and wind conditions when she told me her idiot cousins were coming to visit. Never understood that one.
I used to wake up, look at her and say "gotta go piss. Back in a monute"
Scoring the P points with that one
I experienced that in my later twenties big time and now in my laer forties. dunno why
Nancy Willing Danzig's pony
I think I know why -- I start preparing myself early for the next birthday after that 40 Unpleasantness. (I don't worry about it any more, but I had a problem with 40.)
smalfish
*
[rushes off to check]
Thank koresh we're winning, because losing would be really bad.
Aren't you supposed to only brown-nose people who can, you know, help you in some way?
Certainly possible. He might need to borrow one of your children someday.
What kind of gifts does one give on NTodd is an Ass day?
Metal, crystal and deuterium.
I already got two and a half columns on a Saskatchewan football COmbine
Of course, I do believe in practicing random kindness and senseless acts of brown-nosing.
I think I know why -- I start preparing myself early for the next birthday after that 40 Unpleasantness. (I don't worry about it any more, but I had a problem with 40.)
I usually just tell people I'm five, It makes things easier on everyone.
Metal, crystal and deuterium.
Crystal. Got metal and deut coming out of my, uh...ass.
YOU NAILED it - I have a psych background - love the shit - and it probably has everything to do with those subtle inner slices - mechanisma of selective memory.
Inhibited about an age benchmark - we deny
Relating to an earlier discussion...
The current story on CNN about 7 US soldiers killed in Iraq by an IED mentions al Qaeda 9 times.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/me...main/
index.html
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Looks as if jr. is stirring....keep it down a bit
I'm off.
Molly Ivors.
If *I* woke up next to you I would say.
"Fascinating." and wonder how that brain transfer device that moved Kirk's brain into the body of a woman got found and moved me into Thers' body and then I would think, "This is great I get to fool around with Molly Ivors and I won't get in trouble. Although I would wonder what Thers was doing with my body and the Captain's at the moment."
My parents forgot how old I was at one point. They freaked me out about health insurance, thinking I was going to turn 23 and thus be off their coverage. That year I turned 22. Unless they lied to cover up the fact that I was born a year before they were married.
NTodd, Boring MEQUA | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 2:28 pm | #
You've seen "Almost Famous"?
I usually just tell people I'm five, It makes things easier on everyone.
smalfish, tinfoil hatted | 06.23.07 - 2:30 pm | #
I find it works better if you just hold out one splayed hand and say "I'm this many!"
More authentic.
Of course, I do believe in practicing random kindness and senseless acts of brown-nosing.
You're a good man.
Unless they lied to cover up the fact that I was born a year before they were married.
NTodd, Boring MEQU
Or to cover up the fact that you weren't so much as adopted as that they lost a game of hot potato . . .
You will never win against the likes of Lightyear.
There really is no lengths to the damage that Chimpy can do to the US military. Buzz Lightyear will always be by his side.
mechanisma of selective memory.
Uhhh, yeah.
Hunh?
I've officially turned 30 now.
You've seen "Almost Famous"?
I have. Got it on DVD, in fact. NTodd in love...
Spocko
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if you'd like an appointment - find my e-mail on the web page!
the "Tiny Dancer" Scene always makes me cry
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS, there ya go
The current story on CNN about 7 US soldiers killed in Iraq by an IED mentions al Qaeda 9 times.
Yes, they are no longer insurgents anymore. Everybody is al Qaeda, even the Shiites.
Propaganda.
You've seen "Almost Famous"?
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liked it
2 1/2 times viewing - worthy but then....I am a drugged/drunked out dirty fucking hippie
If *I* woke up next to you I would say. "Fascinating." and wonder how that brain transfer device that moved Kirk's brain into the body of a woman got found and moved me into Thers' body and then I would think, "This is great I get to fool around with Molly Ivors and I won't get in trouble. Although I would wonder what Thers was doing with my body and the Captain's at the moment." Spocko
I'll bet that line gets you a lot of hot action, Spocko.
I've officially turned 30 now.
Snow, Contrary
I thought we shared a July birfday, or was that last year you turned the big 3-0?
"the "Tiny Dancer" Scene always makes me cry"
Got to admit i can't hear that somg without imagining I am on a bus.
Favorite scene has got to be the one on the plane - "I don't love you man - I never did!"
You've seen "Almost Famous"?
I have. Got it on DVD, in fact. NTodd in love...
NTodd, Boring MEQUA | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 2:33 pm | #
William Millers Mom -
"You're eleven..."
William-
"ELEVEN !?"
So many wonderful woman, ponfar so very rare 
Hunh?
smalfish,
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I am available for phone conference
After it started sounded better in dog-years I just haven't bothered anymore.
sheets.
fun with sully sheets
I thought we shared a July birfday, or was that last year you turned the big 3-0?
My birthday is in October. But I had to upgrade to 30 from 25 for political purposes. This just occurred to me two months ago.
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