I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

Gravatarnothing


Gravataroh-HO


Gravatargrrrrrr.


GravatarDistraction.


GravatarHi, all, and a happy fourth!


GravatarKrauthammer sucks monkeys.


GravatarFishwrap!


GravatarPropaganda?


GravatarI'd have to say that someone who publicly asserts the opposite of reality as truth must be suffering from serious mental health issues.


GravatarSchlock and gaw?


GravatarI didn't know the post referred to Sackhammer... I have no idea what he's up to.

It smells evil, though.


GravatarIt provides Serious, trenchant material for use when you're changing the oil?


GravatarKrauthammer sucks monkeys.
Florida | 07.04.08 - 1:59 pm | #


Hey!

We've got some standards, bub.
~


Gravatard o o d

Sallyh: How are you and the boys today?

We're fine, thanks! How're y'all doin'?

I got up late, haven't eaten, and need to install a scootrak.com rig in the Vino today, as a friend's coming to borrow it later today while his van's in the shop.
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GravatarAm I allowed to say the Yglesias is a bit of a jackass?


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GravatarSomeone out there must need to train a puppy.


GravatarSpork, but of course!


GravatarI think it is this. Barack is going to win. Everyone knows it. They will do everything in their power to blunt his message so as to undermine the argument that the electorate is choosing real change.


GravatarAre there no birdcages to be lined?
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GravatarKraphammer, 1776: "Where's my fucking British wheel chair?"


GravatarThat "pregnant man" gave birth to a healthy baby girl, per the BBC.


GravatarRepost...


You all do realise that this birth certificate stuff is just basically insane, right?


Ever since the Dan Rather "kerning incident", the low grade wingnut psychos see "forgeries" everywhere, like fundies see Jesus in their burnt toast.

Of course, in the case of Dan Rather, the forged document was a Karl Rove dirty trick, and the evidence of forgery was given to wingnuts in advance so that they could expose it for publicity.

Somehow, I don't that's operative here.


GravatarSpeaking of propaganda, yesterday afternoon MSNBC ran this chyron:

Obama: Bush's third term?


GravatarFred Hiatt wants to be Reich Minister of Propaganda and Public Enlightenment.

There is no other plausible explanation.


GravatarBird cage liner.


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It isn't to inform, so it must serve some other purpose. What exactly is it?


To propagate poop for propaganda purposes.


GravatarI think it is this. Barack is going to win. Everyone knows it. They will do everything in their power to blunt his message so as to undermine the argument that the electorate is choosing real change.
Shared Humanity | 07.04.08 - 2:01 pm | #


you are correct. even the repubs don't want mccain to win.

they don't however want too large of a landslide, and they want to keep the turnout down to protect senate seats as well as they can.

low turnout ALWAYS benefits repubs. that alone should tell us something about our democracy.


GravatarMay Jesse Helms rot in Hell for all eternity!


And here, I thought today's orgy of gluttony and jingoism would bring me down..


Thanks, Jesse!


GravatarWatching Twilight Zone marathon on Sci-Fi Channel.

"The cure to some nightmares is not to be found in medical journals" (The "Room 22" episode).

The same could be said of Jesse Helms.

Good riddance.


GravatarWhat Is The Washington Post Op-Ed Page For?


It isn't to inform, so it must serve some other purpose. What exactly is it?

Discuss.


To opine and editorialize?


GravatarEurasia has always been at war with Eastasia!

/krauthammer


Gravatarthat was quick. banned at shakespeare's sister.


"not quite as vile as his pal fourlegs, but tiresome nonetheless."

anyways, someone might want to let them look at this.


http:// lauraetch.googlepages.com...arenthoodaction


GravatarYou all do realise that this birth certificate stuff is just basically insane, right?




The freeptards are desperate.

And Toby is a major asshole.


GravatarMy parents would probably never have been admitted to the US today--all they had were baptismal certificates, which at the time in the Six Counties were considered official documentation that you had, well, been born.


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Fred Hiatt wants to be Reich Minister of Propaganda and Public Enlightenment.


Yup. He's a "Seig heil, mein Fueher!" kind a guy.


Gravatar"not quite as vile as his pal fourlegs, but tiresome nonetheless."

bwahahaha!

i better just stay here.


GravatarSpeaking of Fred Hiatt...

Anyone of youse folks who comments at the WaPo, please add "Fire Fred Hiatt" to the end of your message. I doubt if Donald Graham will actually do so, because Donald Graham is a member of that small section of America that IS "Bush's Base": the tycoon class.

But it'd be amusing to see those scumbags respond to it.
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GravatarWell there you go. Now you see why I won't read Krackheadhammer any more. He's right there at the top of my DNR list with MoDo and Noonan.


PS: Spork, that is one fine poll.


GravatarWhat Is The Washington Post Op-Ed Page For?

-Atrios 13:50


for preaching to the choir. which is why i don't read it.

however, as stated above a couple of times, if i had a parakeet i might reconsider...


GravatarThe Washington Post Editorial Page:


We Distort, So When You Decide, You Do It Wrong!


GravatarThat "pregnant man" gave birth to a healthy baby girl, per the BBC.

Now see, for those that believe in karma and reincarnation....

I'm thinking they should name her Jesse

(and in all seriousness, Mazel Tov to the couple and child)


GravatarPerhaps the WaPo editorial page is some sort of black humor performance art.


GravatarMcCain/Jindal 08:

The "We Frighten Young Children" ticket.

Those are two creepy-ass mo fos.


Gravatardirk, we've got low friends in low places


GravatarI think that Charles is trying to "out-Hiatt" Fred Hiatt...if that's even possible.


GravatarCharles Krauthammer was paralyzed in a swimming pool diving accident during his first year at Harvard Medical School.

An awful thing to have happen to you, but his family and friends support group were rich enough to absorb it, and he went on to get his MD.

It was so awful, that he wants anybody else who has a similar medical malady to just die.


GravatarWhat Is The Washington Post Op-Ed Page For?

To line the birdcage.


Gravatarthat was quick. banned at shakespeare's sister.

Golly, I can't imagine why.


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GravatarTerry, letting any Republican within 100 yards of a kid should be considered child abuse.  Or letting them make policy for kids.


GravatarWell there you go. Now you see why I won't read Krackheadhammer any more. He's right there at the top of my DNR list with MoDo and Noonan.


Hmmm. Krackheadhammer is good...

But SourKrauthammer is better..


GravatarIt isn't to inform, so it must serve some other purpose. What exactly is it?


Think Beltway Boyz Circle Jerk.

Krautpuke and Fwill always fight over who get to be pivot.


GravatarCoke to JP


GravatarI'd have to say that someone who publicly asserts the opposite of reality as truth must be suffering from serious mental health issues.
Florida

The real meaning of Bush Derangement Syndrome...


GravatarFacts, shmacts. This is a better story.
/Krautkramaer


GravatarSometimes I think the solution to "The Krauthammer Question" is to take him out to the middle of the Mass Pike, dump him out of his wheelchair, and let him fend for himself.

Unfortunately, it's unlikely even that sort of lesson will be learned by the asstard.


Gravatar"Pray at the Pump"???

All I ever hear is cursing when I'm there.


GravatarBut SourKrauthammer is better..
Duane V, tontogoldberg


Only with lots of spicy brown mustard...


Gravatardamn it, people, we can't shit that fast!
-- united canaries and budgies local 103


GravatarI have a copy of my birth cert. However, a few years back when we were dealing with packing away my mother's stuff, my ex spirited away the hospital receipt for my birth (my mom had kept it).

The receipt was for 68 dollars, plus my folks had made a deposit of 75, so they got change back. This cracked up my ex.

She had it put in one of those fancy chmancy box frames along with a photo and the little bracelet thingie.

Hobby Lobby charged her almost twice as much for the framing job as it cost for me to be born..

(and I'm not that old either)


GravatarRight now demons are splooging all over Jesse Helms' face.


GravatarWhy do *every* one of the Rethug media people, who support lower taxes and villify the struggling class, make at least a million a year?


GravatarTerry, letting any Republican within 100 yards of a kid should be considered child abuse. Or letting them make policy for kids.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Allowing them to HAVE kids, too.


GravatarPray at the Pump"???

All I ever hear is cursing when I'm there.

Sallyh


I believe when God and Jesus are mentioned, praying is occuring.


Gravatarkrauthammer looks like the bargain he made with the devil has already come due.


GravatarThey should have a Drive-Thru Church complete with a Holy Gas Pump.


GravatarMark B, I thought it was a joke at first.

I spent nearly $80 on fuel this week.  I've had it.  I'm going Metro. 


Gravatardamn it, people, we can't shit that fast!

Give me enough bran.


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GravatarCharles Krauthammer was paralyzed in a swimming pool diving accident during his first year at Harvard Medical School.


I have a good friend that the same thing happened to back in college. He's still kickin' and doing well.
He sure as hell ain't bitter like Krautpuke is purported to be.


GravatarI'm getting my driver's license back.

I haven't driven "full time" in almost eight years. But if Zapette's gonna be with child, it's only fair.


Gravatarmy favorite jesse helms moment was when he was guest hosting on some radio show and a caller said "Just want to thank you, Senator, for the job you've been doing keeping the niggers down." Jesse was obviously not prepared for this level of honesty and hemmed and hawed uncomfortably before thanking the called and moving on.


GravatarJesse Helms:  you shall not be missed. 




Gravatardamn it, people, we can't shit that fast!

Give me enough bran.


Colon Blow!


GravatarGive me enough bran.

Super Colon Blow?

Man, I miss Phil Hartmann. I seem to catch myself saying that every couple of weeks.


GravatarHe sure as hell ain't bitter like Krautpuke is purported to be.
billy b



I SO wanna go Richard Widmark on his ass.


GravatarDamon can't hold onto it. 3-3, 3rd, Bronx. Oh my...


GravatarWhat Is The Washington Post Op-Ed Page For?
It is to distract people from Page 23 where they try to bury the really big news.


GravatarThey should have a Drive-Thru Church complete with a Holy Gas Pump.

There's a chiropractor in Tucson with a drive through window. I wonder how that works?


GravatarZap, are you 2 expecting?


GravatarPrayer is a serious response to any national security issue.
/The Village


GravatarMark B, I thought it was a joke at first.

I spent nearly $80 on fuel this week.


Getting $50 of gas into the MGB was kind of a shock (12 gallon tank, premium gas). Luckily, I can bicycle most of the places I need to go, including work, so I'm not hurting that badly.


GravatarDoug, I saw billboards in the 80s and 90s for drive thru high colonics.

Only in SoCal, I guess.


Gravatarmy favorite jesse helms moment was when he was guest hosting on some radio show and a caller said "Just want to thank you, Senator, for the job you've been doing keeping the niggers down." Jesse was obviously not prepared for this level of honesty and hemmed and hawed uncomfortably before thanking the called and moving on.
rootless-e



Shame, in a way, that the decrepit hateful old bastard couldn't have hung on till election night.

You know, when a n***er became President of the United States.

That would have finished him off.


GravatarPerhaps, Sally. We'll know for sure in a few weeks, or so. It's all about timing right now.


GravatarI don't think there's been an administration, in my lifetime, not even Reagan to this degree, that has made it their purpose to announce to the globe that "I"ve got Mine!. Fuck You!" as much as this administration.


GravatarI wonder where Helms' grave/urinal will be?


GravatarColon Blow!

Phil Hartman - RIP.


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GravatarZap, I'm gonna need a fizzy bevarage after all that Colon Blow!


GravatarDoug, I saw billboards in the 80s and 90s for drive thru high colonics.

Only in SoCal, I guess.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wonder if a happy ending was included in the deal?


GravatarPhil Hartman - RIP.


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spork_incident



It's been ten years.


GravatarHeh...via HuffPo:

Some of President Bush's allies tell the Political Bulletin they are embarrassed and angry that the White House seems to be wasting Bush's time on frivolous events when much of the country is suffering through economic hard times. "Look at the schedule for Monday," says an outside Bush adviser. "A highlight of his day was witnessing a tee ball game. ... He is being reduced to child's play." The adviser says Bush also signed a supplemental appropriations bill for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan on Monday, but he adds that it didn't get much coverage and that the tee ball game set the wrong tone. There is growing concern among Bush allies that the Democrats will effectively portray the President and GOP candidate John McCain as out of touch. Some GOP insiders now predict that the Republicans will lose at least five seats in the Senate and 15 to 20 in the House, and it could get worse if gasoline prices continue to soar and the public remains in a disgruntled mood.


GravatarZap! you bastard!


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GravatarLooking forward to Trent Lott's tribute to Jesse and the "Good Ol' Days".


GravatarMark, I've been driving a lot because I work at 2 colleges right now.  My home campus isn't very far, but I've been driving into the city four days a week, and on two of those days, back to my home campus.  Fortunately, the nighttime home class is complete as of this coming Tuesday night. Then there are those trips to visit Mlle, and those cost me a pretty penny. 

Now that I'm only working daytime hours, I'm getting on the train.  Enough of this.


GravatarCharles Krauthammer was paralyzed in a swimming pool diving accident during his first year at Harvard Medical School.

I, for one, wish Mr. Krauthammer a long life.
HIs life consists of sitting in his wheelchair with a diaper full of cold shit.


GravatarSome of President Bush's allies tell the Political Bulletin they are embarrassed and angry that the White House seems to be wasting Bush's time on frivolous events when much of the country is suffering through economic hard times.




And WHEN did they come to THAT astounding conclusion?


GravatarDoug, I saw billboards in the 80s and 90s for drive thru high colonics.

Only in SoCal, I guess.

Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 07.04.08 - 2:15 pm | #


Another reason why car-pooling is unpopular in So-cal.


Gravatar billboards in the 80s and 90s for drive thru high colonics.

Only in SoCal, I guess.


Well if you drive a shitty car I guess this is OK.


Gravatari love haloscan even when i hate it.


GravatarDoug, probably not for one's car upholstery.


GravatarTo line the birdcage.
Gomez |
Don't need it. My bird could read,
looked down, and strangled himself.


GravatarAll most of the press does is repackage McCains talking points. Kinda sad, really.


Gravatarmy new favorite 4rth of july song.


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Doug, I saw billboards in the 80s and 90s for drive thru high colonics.

Only in SoCal, I guess.

Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 07.04.08 - 2:15 pm | #


We've got those in Memphis. We call them "Taco Bell."


GravatarDoug, I saw billboards in the 80s and 90s for drive thru high colonics.

Only in SoCal, I guess.

Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 07.04.08 - 2:15 pm | #

Another reason why car-pooling is unpopular in So-cal.
rootless-e


Maybe they're just operating off a different definition of car-pool.


GravatarIt's been ten years.

"It's the real deal with Bill McNeal."

"Well screw you too."


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GravatarAll most of the press does is repackage McCains talking points. Kinda sad, really.
Lumpenprolitariot


Shakespeare got it wrong, it needs to be the media first.


GravatarMark B,

You get a Tab.


GravatarThe neocons have been *so* wrong, yet they are *so* forthright in their wrongness. That's what gets me.


GravatarBas-O-Matic, iced tea--->>>monitor.

Now I remember why I never eat there!


GravatarDammit, Janet!

Why does Firefox keep locking up my PC?!
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GravatarZap! you bastard!

Totally!


Gravatarif Zapette's gonna be with child, it's only fair.

Oh my. Much joy to you and Zappette!


GravatarJeffraham, did you download the latest?  I did one last night.  Not that it's helping all that much.


GravatarMy daughter is at work today (retail), she just called and is all bummed out--people are shitty, some cash register technology is out & she has to call everytime somebody writes a check, etc. Even time-and-a-half isn't cheering her up much.

She advocates that no one buy any damn thing at a store today, 'cause it's a holiday.

I assured her I have no intention of doing any buying today.


GravatarDoug, I saw billboards in the 80s and 90s for drive thru high colonics.

Reminds of the joke Roger Miller used to tell about working in a gas station in the `50s. Woman in a big Lincoln convertible drives up and asks him for the rest room, he's not paying attention and thinks she's said, "whisk broom."

He tells her to "just back it up here and we'll blow it out with the air hose."


GravatarNot quite yet, sidhra. Nothing confirmed or denied.


Gravatarhelena, I'm not driving anywhere today, least of all somewhere to shop.


GravatarCharles Krauthammer was paralyzed in a swimming pool diving accident during his first year at Harvard Medical School.


So instead of trying to make something of his life and/or make life better for others, he becomes an enabler for the fascists in this country.


Gravatarthe tpm video on the press freaking out about Clark is priceless. the word "ninny" has really not adequate for them.


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham, did you download the latest? I did one last night. Not that it's helping all that much.

I did, and installed it twice, last week. It never would start. I'd launch it, and it'd immediately come up with the Error Reporting tool.
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Gravatar. . .so it must serve some other purpose.

Only if you're a Wookiee.


Gravatarhelena handbasket

I need a lawnmower, if it would bother your daughter I would be glad to hold off. I don't want to mow the grass, dammit!


GravatarI like how you hear about Bush "true belivers". Well, we need to herd them off of the cliff, because they damaged the shit out of thiscountry while they were in charge.


GravatarJeffraham, bleah. 


GravatarSustenance, that is.


GravatarAll most of the press does is repackage McCains talking points and constantly repeat them. Kinda sad, really.


Gravatarman, I wish Jim Parkey were here for this discussion ...


GravatarI'm running on teh new Firefox. S'okay, but I don't get all whipped up about new releases of stuff.


GravatarBlogwhore: Posted some pictures from today's neighborhood festivities on the homepage.


Gravatarfocus, the political part or the colonics part?


Gravatarman, I wish Jim Parkey were here for this discussion ...

Or Sam Yorty.


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GravatarNews flash:

Jesse Helms and Francisco Franco are STILL DEAD!!!


GravatarS'okay, but I don't get all whipped up about new releases of stuff.

Steve Ballmer hates you.


GravatarGromit!

Hope you're enjoying a day off.  I'm grading. 

Next weekend, it's our 25th anniversary (actual day is Wednesday), and as soon as my class is over on Thursday, we're headed out of town for a long weekend


Gravatarman, I wish Jim Parkey were here for this discussion ... Or Sam Yorty. spork_incident

Or Morton Downey Jr. Or Joe Pyne.


Gravatar"To rob the Negro of his reputation of thinking through a problem in his own fashion is about the same as trying to pretend that he doesn't have a natural instinct for rhythm and for singing and dancing," he wrote in 1956, according to the AP."

A Helms golden oldie.


Gravatarman, I wish Jim Parkey were here for this discussion ...

Or Butters.


Gravatar
I don't think there's been an administration, in my lifetime, not even Reagan to this degree, that has made it their purpose to announce to the globe that "I"ve got Mine!. Fuck You!" as much as this administration.


Bush is what past GOPer Presidents wanted to be, but were never allowed to completely get away with.

Any resistance Bushco might have felt to his policies was eliminated by 9/11. As a result, we got to see the radical face of conservativism in it's pure form for really the first time, at least at the presidential level.

How different things would have been without 9/11.


GravatarConsider such non-obscure points as John McCain is pro-life and has said he wants to appoint judges who will restrict abortion rights, whereas Barack Obama is pro-choice.


Well, not really.

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama says "mental distress" should not qualify as a justification for late-term abortions, a key distinction not embraced by many supporters of abortion rights.

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In an interview this week with "Relevant," a Christian magazine, Obama said prohibitions on late-term abortions must contain "a strict, well defined exception for the health of the mother."

Obama then added: "Now, I don't think that 'mental distress' qualifies as the health of the mother. I think it has to be a serious physical issue that arises in pregnancy, where there are real, significant problems to the mother carrying that child to term."


Where's simels, BTW?


Gravatarfocus, the political part or the colonics part? -Sallyh


there's a difference?


GravatarHey, sallyh, good to see you.

And Zap, happy thoughts to you and Mrs. Zappette.


Gravatarman, I wish Jim Parkey were here for this discussion ...
focus, lost for words | 07.04.08 - 2:25 pm | #


Well he's right, you know, the conversation here has gone right to shit.


GravatarAll most of the press does is repackage McCains talking points. Kinda sad, really.

They are seriously lazy motherfuckers, they are.


GravatarAnd Happy "Our Long National Nightmare Is Almost Over" Day!


GravatarShe advocates that no one buy any damn thing at a store today, 'cause it's a holiday.


Her curse appears to be working. Noone has come in all day. Makes for a long work day.


GravatarChimpy

Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. (Interruption continues.) These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 [sic] people.


Gravatarfocus, my bad.


GravatarJesse Helms' death makes me wish that I believed in the xian god. Ole' Jesse'd be having a rather uncomfortable Independence Day.


GravatarOr Joe Pyne.

Or Rush Limbaugh.

Same difference.


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GravatarI wonder if Rafa Nadal reads the Washington Op-Ed page? In a desperately pathetic attempt to stay on the post topic.:lol
I don't usually go for much younger guys but I seem to have a weakness for tennis players.

My disappointment for the Wash Post preceded my disappointment of the New York Times.


GravatarWasn't McCain pro-choice until recently when he decided to pump up his right wing resume? Am I misremembering that?


GravatarChimpy

I appreciate Jim Jones of the U.S. District Court, and other distinguished jurists who are with us today. Thank you for coming. (Audience interruption continues.)

Seems like I brought a lot of -- (Audience interruption continues.)


Gravatarhappy 4th pAtriots!


GravatarIn the 50's Helms liked to call rock-n-roll music "nigra music"


GravatarNext weekend, it's our 25th anniversary (actual day is Wednesday), and as soon as my class is over on Thursday, we're headed out of town for a long weekend

Sallyh, Glad you're celebrating appropriately. We celebrated our 25th in a tent while on a canoe trip in the boundary waters. Coming up on #34 (yikes!) in August.


Gravatarthe political part or the colonics part? -Sallyh

How appropriate for the 4th of July -- a day when we celebrate the freedom of the original 13 Colonics.


GravatarJesse Helms just hurry up and die.

H/t Blue Buddha.
~


GravatarOr Joe Pyne.

Or Rush Limbaugh.

Same difference.



There's a difference. Joe Pyne: wooden leg. Rush: No woodie.


GravatarIs the audience disruption the protestors at Monticello?


GravatarWow the 4th of July is really great / we Democrats are really going to beat you Republicans and are still fighting you / i'ts just like the original 4th of July / we won't let you take over / hurrah for freedom!

[Fireworks go off overhead uninterrupted for an hour]


GravatarHow appropriate for the 4th of July -- a day when we celebrate the freedom of the original 13 Colonics.

Hey! the freedom to form colonics shall not be abridged!


GravatarWe know that five men don’t know better than women and their doctors what’s best for a woman’s health. We know that it’s about whether or not women have equal rights under the law. We know that a woman’s right to make a decision about how many children she wants to have and when—without government interference—is one of the most fundamental freedoms we have in this country. We also know that there was another voice that came from the bench—a voice clear in reasoning and passionate in dissent. The voice rejected what she called, quote “Ancient notions of women’s place in the family and under the Constitution. Ideas that have long been discredited.” Unquote. One commentator called the decision in Gonzales, “An attack on Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s entire life’s work.” And it was. But we heard Justice Ginsburg and we know what she was saying. She was saying, “We’ve been there before and we are not going back. [Applause] We refuse to go back. [Applause]”
http:// lauraetch.googlepages.com...arenthoodaction


GravatarHow appropriate for the 4th of July -- a day when we celebrate the freedom of the original 13 Colonics.
Toonscribe | 07.04.08 - 2:30 pm | #


And our defeat of our enemas, the British.

*ducks*


GravatarWasn't McCain pro-choice until recently when he decided to pump up his right wing resume? Am I misremembering that?

You are correct!


Gravatar Rush: No woodie.

Just give him enough Viagra and a young Dominican boy and he's all set.


GravatarHow appropriate for the 4th of July -- a day when we celebrate the freedom of the original 13 Colonics.

Now you're just trying to irrigate me.


GravatarIn the 50's Helms liked to call rock-n-roll music "nigra music"
Gomez



Yeah, he was a real blight on humanity.

The only thing I'm sorry about is that he got to live so long.

Reagan, too.


GravatarGrr!

Hurrah for freedom, MFers!

You forces of tyranny and dictatorship will never win, no matter how stupidly you try! Everything you do today is futile!


GravatarSo what do a Zap and Zapette begat?

A zappatina?

zappachino?

zappinette?


GravatarCharlie Crist getting married (i.e. pretending to like chicks so he can be McCain's veep). Fortunately for charlie, McCain will lose and chuck can get a divorce and end the charade.


GravatarOr Sam Yorty

Or Joe Pyne.



Or Lester "ax-handle" Maddox?

(in honor of 'ol jesse)
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Gravatarat some point between 9/11/01 and 7/4/08, 'give me liberty or give me death' was replaced by the republican line, 'what good is freedom when you're dead' and pretty much sums up where we're at.

happy 4th you dirty fucking hippies...

peace


GravatarYeah, rootless, that's nice. That's what he said before he got the nomination. Now, he says women don't get to decide. Change!


Gravatar[Fireworks go off overhead uninterrupted for an hour]

Whilst I toss a few over sized M-80s under their feet.

It's how I celebrate these days.


GravatarJeffco

Don't get all irrigated, you just need a good cleansing.


GravatarJust give him enough Viagra and a young Dominican boy and he's all set.
Toonscribe | 07.04.08 - 2:32 pm | #

He's been investing in watermelon futures.


GravatarJoe Pyne: wooden leg. Rush: No woodie.

With Viagra there's always a woodie!

How pain-killers fit in I don't know.


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GravatarNothing says "freedom and liberty" like cheddar cheese!


(just pic)


GravatarHow appropriate for the 4th of July -- a day when we celebrate the freedom of the original 13 Colonics.

Now you're just trying to irrigate me.


Oh, stop this shit!


GravatarAlthough, Terry C., it can't have been much fun for the old toot to have lived to be 86. I mean what with the corporal deterioration and the knowledge that the entire world has passed your lame old ass by.

There's a nice cheerful thought!


GravatarZappanista


GravatarA zappatina?

zappachino?

zappinette?


Zapata!


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GravatarThere's a difference. Joe Pyne: wooden leg. Rush: No woodie.

Mention of Pyne's artificial leg always reminds me of the time he invited Frank Zappa on in the early `70s for the sole purpose of just jabbing at him.

Pyne opened the interview with, "so, I guess that long hair of yours makes you a woman."

Without missing a beat, Zappa shot back, "so, I guess that wooden leg of yours makes you a table."


GravatarDemocratic presidential candidate Barack Obama says "mental distress" should not qualify as a justification for late-term abortions, a key distinction not embraced by many supporters of abortion rights.



So let's force a woman to have a child even though it's going to send her over the edge.

WTF??????????


GravatarJust give him enough Viagra and a young Dominican boy and he's all set.
Toonscribe | 07.04.08 - 2:32 pm | #


I'll have you know, I left that one as a slow pitch right over the plate.


GravatarMy 4th of July (so far):

Went over to the Old State House (in Boston) and stood where the Boston Massacre took place and listened to a member of the Ancient and Honorable Artillary Company (oldest in the Western Hemisphere) read the Declaration of Independence.

Walked over to Faneuil Hall and listened to the Revolutionary Middlesex marching band play the fife and drum.

Walked toward the water front to see Old Ironside do her annual turn about.

Approached the intersection of North and Cross Streets. Boston policeman stopping traffic. I waited on the curb to find out why the traffic had been halted. Cop wouldn't say anything, except "dignitary."

Helicopters overhead, then at least 10 Boston motorcycle cops emerge from the tunnel and out onto Cross Street. Then limos with the American flag and the vice presidental flag. And then right in front of me DICK CHENEY passes by in his limo followed by a gazillion black SUVs.

I walked back to apt. thinking I had just heard a document read that denounced a tyrant, and then had the misfortune to see one pass by on his way to swearing in new citizens at the Charlestown Naval Yard.

Sigh.


GravatarZappy?


GravatarHello again, peeps. Happy Fourth.


GravatarAlthough, Terry C., it can't have been much fun for the old toot to have lived to be 86. I mean what with the corporal deterioration and the knowledge that the entire world has passed your lame old ass by.

There's a nice cheerful thought!
helena handbasket


Shame, in a way, he didn't make it till Election Night.

Talk about one humongous "Fuck you!"


GravatarI mean what with the corporal deterioration and the knowledge that the entire world has passed your lame old ass by.

From what I hear, Helms had pretty severe dementia the last several years of his life. Chances are, he didn't know much of anything.


GravatarSo what do a Zap and Zapette begat?

If it is (and it's very preliminary at this juncture), it will, in fact have the best nickname ever.

Zapgote?


GravatarFrom what I hear, Helms had pretty severe dementia the last several
years of his life. Chances are, he didn't know much of anything.


last several years?!


GravatarNothing says "freedom and liberty" like cheddar cheese!

We Americans are an odd lot.


.


GravatarFrom what I hear, Helms had pretty severe dementia the last several years of his life. Chances are, he didn't know much of anything.
Mark B. from Austin TX


In other words: Normal.


GravatarI bet someone got tired of Helms and snuffed him with a pillow.


GravatarChances are, he didn't know much of anything.
Mark B. from Austin TX




Did he ever?


GravatarSo what do a Zap and Zapette begat? A zappatina? zappachino? zappinette? virgotex

Dunno, but once they've begun the begat, it'll be 24/7 zapetiticaca.


GravatarDICK CHENEY passes

Aawk! That's most disturbin'.

I got a shot of a happy Howard Dean at our neighborhood party this morning, along with other shots from the 'hood:

http://vtwayback.blogspot.com/


GravatarI kind of remembered that he did have dementia, I just wondered what he would have thought of things if he didn't.


GravatarDunno, but once they've begun the begat, it'll be 24/7 zapetiticaca.

/grabs groinal area in pain


GravatarI walked back to apt. thinking I had just heard a document read that denounced a tyrant, and then had the misfortune to see one pass by on his way to swearing in new citizens at the Charlestown Naval Yard.

Sigh.
Shaw Hussein Kenawe


George III had an excuse.

What's Cheney's?


GravatarWell, Terry, rich women will be able to find a doctor to describe some bad physical reason why she can't go through with the abortion. Michelle Obama can get one. Some poor woman with three kids whose husband walks out on her when she's 8 months pregnant and out of a job -- she can just suck it up.


GravatarAh yes, the old trick of taking an opponent's rhetorical flourish and then deceitfully taking it literally.

It's the sort of sophomoric idiocy to which American Leftists must resort so that they have anything at all left to say or do.

"atrios", if you have any introspective capability at all, please for a moment think about the result were someone to apply the same trick to your own scratchings.


GravatarPurpose of the Wowpoo editorial page

To give hacks a place to go.


GravatarI kind of remembered that he did have dementia, I just wondered what he would have thought of things if he didn't.
helena handbasket


He was a bastard without a conscience. He wouldn't have thought anything.


GravatarGreetings, batz.

How's everyone's Fourth?

Mine has been, um, interesting so far. Best advice: don't talk about politics.


GravatarHelicopters overhead, then at least 10 Boston motorcycle cops emerge from the tunnel and out onto Cross Street. Then limos with the American flag and the vice presidental flag. And then right in front of me DICK CHENEY passes by in his limo followed by a gazillion black SUVs.

I hope you're hydrating - you must have no spit left in your body!


GravatarFrom what I hear, Helms had pretty severe dementia the last several
years of his life. Chances are, he didn't know much of anything.


I would bribed his care-givers to paint him in Blackface just once before a shave ...


GravatarSo what do a Zap and Zapette begat? A zappatina? zappachino? zappinette?

Only if fashionably thin, a Zeppelin.


GravatarWow, chapeau...a blast from the past.


GravatarWhat's Cheney's?
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08 | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 2:40 pm | #

"let them eat babies"


GravatarWell, Terry, rich women will be able to find a doctor to describe some bad physical reason why she can't go through with the abortion. Michelle Obama can get one. Some poor woman with three kids whose husband walks out on her when she's 8 months pregnant and out of a job -- she can just suck it up.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


Michelle needs to take her husband aside and say "We need to talk!"


GravatarI'll have you know, I left that one as a slow pitch right over the plate.

Thanks. Probably why I was able to hit it.



GravatarOh, and for those of you who have been wondering, yes, there's a critical update on the Charlie Crist engagement story.


GravatarNothing says "freedom and liberty" like cheddar cheese!

Heyyyy, hooooo, must be a Monet!


GravatarSome poor woman with three kids whose husband walks out on her when she's 8 months pregnant and out of a job -- she can just suck it up.

Current AMA guidelines prohibit abortions at that late stage except to protect the health of the mother.


GravatarAh yes, the old trick of taking an opponent's rhetorical at all..., please for a moment think about the result were someone to apply the same trick to your own scratchings.


Note that hat posts exactly like Tubbs. Lots of words that say nothing.


Gravatarhelena handbasket, You were featured in Doonesbury yesterday or the day before.


Gravatar/grabs groinal area in pain
Zap Rowsdower...True Story!


Fractured testicle?


GravatarAfternoon, all.

STEVE'S MOVIE REVIEWS™
Hancock
Often very funny, especially when Will Smith (playing against type, and great) literally shoves somebody's head up somebody's ass. But it cops out on its second act plot twist.
Overall: The first superhero movie that could have used a bit of pretentiousness.


Gravatarhat:

What's the matter......no Klan rally to attend?

Why are you hanging out here where no one gives a rat's ass about you and anything you have to say?


GravatarFrom what I hear, Helms had pretty severe dementia the last 40 of his life.

Fricasseed yellow tempeh...


GravatarAnd then right in front of me DICK CHENEY passes by in his limo followed by a gazillion black SUVs.

With a gazillion defibrillators.


GravatarHelicopters overhead, then at least 10 Boston motorcycle cops emerge from the tunnel and out onto Cross Street. Then limos with the American flag and the vice presidental flag. And then right in front of me DICK CHENEY passes by in his limo followed by a gazillion black SUVs.


Pork Chop is one paranoid individual.


GravatarI'm watching "The Revolution" on the History Channel and they keep referring to the British Army as the strongest army in the world at that time.

The British Army has never been the strongest army in the world.


Gravatarrootless,


Keep digging. We're talking about reading "mental health" out of "health." I've about had it with your hero.


GravatarAh yes, the old trick of taking an opponent's rhetorical flourish and then deceitfully taking it literally.

It's the sort of sophomoric idiocy to which American Leftists must resort so that they have anything at all left to say or do.

"atrios", if you have any introspective capability at all, please for a moment think about the result were someone to apply the same trick to your own scratchings.
hat | 07.04.08 - 2:40 pm | #


1. Hat still driveby trolls here? Awesome!

2. I guess there's some non-literal ay to take the claim that "Obama's been "assiduously obliterat[ing] all differences with McCain on national security and social issues" since the end of the primaries."


GravatarOnly if fashionably thin, a Zeppelin.

A flaming gasbag?

I think not.


.


GravatarDemocratic presidential candidate Barack Obama says "mental distress" should not qualify as a justification for late-term abortions, a key distinction not embraced by many supporters of abortion rights. So let's force a woman to have a child even though it's going to send her over the edge. WTF??????????

He just wants to localize the problem till it's small enough to be drowned in a bathtub.


GravatarSo Brooklyn Girl's really Simels?

Let's see him get out of THIS one...


GravatarNote that hat posts exactly like Tubbs. Lots of words that say nothing.
billy b



Both of them can go scratch.


GravatarRuh roh, steve's captured BG again.

Fractured testicle?

DOAN WANT!!


Gravatarhat's here!


Matthew, your former boyfriend still doesn't speak v kindly of you.


GravatarRome will join Crist on a 12-day trip through London, Paris, Normandy and St. Petersburg, Russia, that leaves July 11. The trip is described as a "business development mission for Florida's aviation, defense and climate change sectors."

as long as the government can pick up the tab.


Gravataroh, thanks a whole fucking lot, you bastards.

Now I can never enjoy M&Ms again.


Fuckers.


GravatarWhat the --

Brooklyn Girl is namestealing me?

How the hell did that happen?


GravatarHey, kids - still time to tune in the 4th of July Jukebox!


GravatarSee, when I heard Crist was marrying Rome, I instantly thought, "Jim Rome?"


GravatarCharles Krauthammer, however, can't seriously believe that Obama's been "assiduously obliterat[ing] all differences with McCain on national security and social issues" since the end of the primaries.

Ah yes, the ancient game plan: the Democratic candidate is running from the liberals! See? He's just like the Republican!! So why not vote Republican?

Somewhere in Kentucky, a white asshole who just learned to read is eating Chuck's shit right up.


Gravatarhat's here!

Matthew, your former boyfriend still doesn't speak v kindly of you.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


Thought he was the Eggman.


GravatarShaw, I betcha you saw his double, and he was in one of the SUVs.

And locally we have a pro-lifer trying really hard to get an execution. at http://cabdrollery.blogspot.com/


Gravatar
Heyyyy, hooooo, must be a Monet!


Worst. Rap/Art. Crossover. Ever.


GravatarGromit, YEAH! I saw that yesterday! So cool! I love Doonesbury, have almost all the old books, back to...um, I think "It's a baby Woman, Ms Caucus!"

They are all still in a box, however.


GravatarOnly if fashionably thin, a Zeppelin.
A flaming gasbag?
I think not. spork_incident


Use helium, dammit!


GravatarWith 5 exceptions, the entire WaPost-Times is a group wank-off.


GravatarOh, and for those of you who have been wondering, yes, there's a critical update on the Charlie Crist engagement story.
Sinfonian, in St. Pete

Great headline. I was thinking --how bizarre -- Crist cannot think people will stop talking.


GravatarFrom Sinfonian's post: Crist, who said his parents were "ecstatic."

No kidding. They were sure they were going to die w/o grandchildren. Sadly, they still will.


GravatarNobody could have foreseen that the Colombian rescue tale might have been made up

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/...04/ colombia.usa


Gravatarlate-term abortions

What the fuck is "late-term" anyway?


GravatarI love Doonesbury, have almost all the old books, back to...um, I think "It's a baby Woman, Ms Caucus!"

You kids! I've got "The Doonesbury Chronicles" - the first printing!


Gravatar And then right in front of me DICK CHENEY passes by in his limo followed by a gazillion black SUVs.

He is a modern day version of the Winchester Mystery House. He has to keep adding SUVs to his escort to keep away the ghosts.


GravatarOh, and for those of you who have been wondering, yes, there's a critical update on the Charlie Crist engagement story.
Sinfonian, in St. Pete


The bride looks like an ex biker chick.


Gravatar
Now I can never enjoy M&Ms again.

Fuckers.


Colored shells full of brown stuff.... mmmmmmm


GravatarHah!


GravatarNote that hat posts exactly like Tubbs. Lots of words that say nothing.
billy b | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 2:43 pm | #


I though hat was supposed to be Matt Drudge.

Does cog still driveby?


GravatarThey were sure they were going to die w/o grandchildren. Sadly, they still will.

Two words: turkey baster.


GravatarSo Brooklyn Girl's really Simels?

I happen to be friends with both Simels and BG...so they can't be the same person.

Of course, I might be insane.


.


Gravataroh, thanks a whole fucking lot, you bastards.

Now I can never enjoy M&Ms again.

Fuckers.


Bwhahahahah!


GravatarThe British Army has never been the strongest army in the world. -Toonscribe

of course not, all their really tough flamers were in the Navy ...


Gravatarsimels! I was looking for you earlier. Remember how Hillary was going to sell out women on choice?


Gravatardave™©:

Not a word on my gravatar?

I am depressed...


GravatarWatertiger, is this edible M&M babies? That appears to be what they are advertising. My God, they've done Swift one better. They're not just nutritious, they're sweet as candy!

Only 6" long? That's what she said.


GravatarCurrent AMA guidelines prohibit abortions at that late stage except to protect the health of the mother.
rootless-e | 07.04.08 - 2:42 pm | #


The whole *partial birth abortion* meme is a complete right wing load of crap. No woman is going into her doctor and saying "Gee I'm 8 months pregnant but now I don't want it." Third trimester abortions are very rare and are only being done due to extreme medical reasons. The nut cases want to frame it as wanton murder of babies to inflame public opinion.


Gravatarlate-term abortions

What the fuck is "late-term" anyway?
Stunt Woman



To the anti-choice crowd, anytime after conception.


GravatarI though hat was supposed to be Matt Drudge.

Does cog still driveby?


Haven't seen cog in a while. hat just started drive-by defecating as of late...


GravatarFrickin' eh! Guess who's playing the Taste of Minnesota tonight?

Bay City Rollers, The Cowsills, Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods, and Greg freekin' Brady!!!

Awesome.


GravatarNow I can never enjoy M&Ms again.

They're not edible? There's a real mised opportunity.


GravatarThe bride looks like an ex biker chick.
Gomez


Perhaps, but still, I'd hit it™.


GravatarI may have that one too, trademark Dave. It's been a year since I boxed up all the books and they're still in the garage, so I haven't looked in a while.

Thanks for counting me among the "kids". Woowoo.


Gravatarracymind, Barton and me at http://www.flickr.com/photos/245...N08/2583918397/


GravatarThe whole *partial birth abortion* meme is a complete right wing load of crap.


For sure.


GravatarBack in 2004, ehen I used to post on DU, Drudge stole a joke off me.

Bastard.


Gravatarsimels! I was looking for you earlier. Remember how Hillary was going to sell out women on choice?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 2:49 pm | #


I recall musing darkly about that.

Wassup?


GravatarBay City Rollers, The Cowsills, Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods--

Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods??? I am NOT running some goddam Busch Gardens here!


GravatarWatching Red Sox - Yankees. Is today the day res ipsa was going to the game?


GravatarWhat the fuck is "late-term" anyway?

Anything after entry, I'm led to believe.


.


GravatarFrom Sinfonian's post: Crist, who said his parents were "ecstatic."

 
Is it me or could Harry Shearer play Crist in the movie?


Gravatarlate-term abortions

What the fuck is "late-term" anyway?
Stunt Woman



To the anti-choice crowd, anytime after conception.


Which, apparently, includes Obama.


GravatarBo Donaldson and the Heywoods??? I am NOT running some goddam Busch Gardens here!
dave™© | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 2:51 pm | #


Wait till my quaalude kicks in...


GravatarThey're not edible? There's a real mised opportunity.

Make 'em Christian and I'll buy.


GravatarNow I can never enjoy M&Ms again.

Fuckers.

watertiger


I couldn't enjoy them after the "Bean" movie in 1998.

The operating room scene........


Gravatarat least 10 Boston motorcycle cops emerge from the tunnel and out onto Cross Street. Then limos with the American flag and the vice presidental flag. And then right in front of me DICK CHENEY passes by

Hmmm... where exactly does that tunnel originate? I'm thinking the underworld.


Gravatar
I recall musing darkly about that.

Wassup?


We just got sold out. But it wasn't by Hillary.


GravatarThanks for counting me among the "kids". Woowoo.

Get offa my lawn!

BTW, I also have the collected strips of Doonesbury from Yale, which came out (IIRC) around the same time as "Chronicles".


Gravatar Is it me or could Harry Shearer play Crist in the movie?

There was some MST3K where there was a well-tanned elderly space alien-type that was invading Earth.

Was it the one w/ Pia Zadora? I can't remember right now...


Gravatarswami had a Buggles vibe going back in the 70's.


GravatarTo the anti-choice crowd, anytime after conception.

Which, apparently, includes Obama.
Hecate,



I detect a faint note of "I told you so" in your comment.


GravatarHecate:

I am more than a little disappointed,


GravatarI would totally buy xian baby M&Ms and I would totally give them out at Halloween.


Gravatar"Rush Limbaugh, The Way Things Ought to Be
William J. Bennett, The Death of Outrage
George W. Bush, We Will Prevail
O'Neill & Corsi, Unfit for Command
Dinesh d'Souza, Ronald Reagan
Sean Hannity, Deliver Us from Evil
George [H.W.] Bush, All the Best, George Bush
Edmund Morris, Dutch
Glenn Beck, The Real America
Dr. Laura Schlessinger, How Could You Do That"

That's some might fine outhouse reading material.

Time to get busy!


GravatarMake 'em Christian and I'll buy.

watertiger


The babe with the cap that says "For Dinner (+)" is the one you want.


GravatarI detect a faint note of "I told you so" in your comment.

My 4 favorite words.


GravatarWell, at least I have plenty of reading material this weekend.


GravatarJeebus...


GravatarWorst. Rap/Art. Crossover. Ever. Zap Rowsdower

You might think so... til you've seen Delacroix' P Diddy Leading The People.


GravatarWhich, apparently, includes Obama.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 2:51 pm | #


Well, as I said earlier in the week, I can't tell you how glad I am he's turned into Clinton.

And how thrilled I am that I exerted even a chinchilla of effort supporting him over Hillary.

As Johnny Rotten said at the last Sex Pistols show --

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?


GravatarThis just in - welcoming committee greets Helms at gates of Hell.


Gravataralright you good leslies, I'm off to help my little community fight this bastard fire - I've got my own shovel, five cases of water, and a handful of business cards ... it's fucking on


GravatarNice picture Ruth...

Now I am craving cold spring water on my skin


GravatarMy labrador is asleep on the floor but her leg movements suggest she is dreaming about running through the woods...


GravatarBecause Sinfonian needs the pimping.


GravatarWe could cast George Hamilton for Christ.


GravatarI happen to be friends with both Simels and BG...so they can't be the same person.

Let's just say steve cleans up real purty when he wants to.


GravatarAwesome.
Zap Rowsdower...True Story!


Enjoy while you can. Taste of Minnesota got sold yesterday, the new owners promise "better music, better food". I for one welcome that.

Thought of going today but the food is just so lame. And after seeing Blondie and Alanis Morissette at the original Taste on the capitol grounds, the current music is bleah.

Hell, they even have a whole stage dedicated to Christian rock.


GravatarGeez. I owe Doug a coke for my own fucking blogwhore.

I need a drink.


Gravatar Is it me or could Harry Shearer play Crist in the movie?

He was the best G. Gordon Liddy after all.


.


GravatarTrademark Dave, I remember reading Berke Breathed in the Austin UT paper when I was in school. I have pretty much all of his work too.


GravatarActually, racymind, there is an aroma of chlorine at the springs, which disappointed me.


GravatarDr. Laura Schlessinger, How Could You Do That"



Which is what I would like to ask her about:

(a) the nudie photos;

(b) breaking up another woman's marriage; and

(c) raising that little Nazi shit son of hers.


GravatarThird trimester abortions are very rare and are only being done due to extreme medical reasons.

Stupid question: under such medical reasons, is the procedure still considered an abortion? It's the same thing in the end, yes, but under legal aspects and all, is the same term used?


GravatarI'm gonna repost what Prof Wombat had said on an earlier thread, because it's fucking super:

Re: Obama

Lookit. Been to the left of everyone all my life. I'm used to it. So it isn't surprising to me that I'm to Obama's left, and that i'm urging him to tack left rather than to a benighted idea of the center. But he's basically OK, and far, far better than McCain, and, better yet, still a bit unformed as an actor on the national stage.

Keep the pressure on, but, simultaneously, give him a bit of a break. He's running for president in a country where the names of Richard Clarke, Valerie Plame, Eric Shinseki, David Addington, Hans Blix and Jack Abramoff would draw only blank stares from a majority of the populace. I wouldn't do it the way he's doing it, but I'm not unmindful of his circumstances.


GravatarThat's some might fine outhouse reading material.

Time to get busy!
Doug | 07.04.08 - 2:53 pm | #


Dog knows I wouldn't wipe my ass with any of that. Who knows what you could catch.


GravatarLet's just say steve cleans up real purty when he wants to.

He looks fabulous in jewel tones.


Gravatarit's fucking on

My money's on focus.


GravatarOkay, sorry for the blogwhores but there's an interesting Listomania over at the homepage.

While at Box Office, I extoll the virtues of one of Joe Don Baker's slobbiest performances while chosing the five greatest revenge films of all time.
http://boxoffice.com/blogs/steve...istomania- 1.php

So -- like it would hurt you to go over there and comment already?


GravatarBecause Sinfonian needs the pimping.
watertiger


Yes, I certainly do.

(Thanks, wt. You, as always, rock.)


GravatarI remember reading Berke Breathed in the Austin UT paper when I was in school.

Berke Breathed!!!

Slowly I turn... step by step...


GravatarWhat the fuck is "late-term" anyway?

Last week of April, shortly before graduation.


GravatarSomewhere in Kentucky, a white asshole who just learned to read is eating Chuck's shit right up.
Stunt Woman


Not here, that's for sure.


GravatarShall I boil up this nice white sweet corn and eat it now and then have a nap, or later, after my nap?



GravatarDog knows I wouldn't wipe my ass with any of that. Who knows what you could catch.
dmark


It's the only known wiping material that actually makes a shitty ass dirtier.


GravatarMarcellina-- How was the talent show?


GravatarWhoa! Jesse Helms died?

I thought he could only die if you drove a wooden stake through his heart. Who knew?


GravatarShall I boil up this nice white sweet corn and eat it now and then have a nap, or later, after my nap?

Nap. Cook. More nap.


Gravatara chinchilla of effort

Where there's a weasel, there's a way. (Or, if you weren't trying to be funny, better upgrade your spell-checker.)


GravatarThird trimester abortions are very rare and are only being done due to extreme medical reasons.

Stupid question: under such medical reasons, is the procedure still considered an abortion?


Depends. When Chimpy kicked his maid in the stomach, it was called "a happy accident."


GravatarLet's just say steve cleans up real purty when he wants to.

And the finest pole-dancer I've ever seen.


.


GravatarLet's just say steve cleans up real purty when he wants to.

He looks fabulous in jewel tones.


The boy looks ever so jaunty in that muffler and beret.

I thought I was on the Left Bank.


GravatarSing it with me!

"A real live minion of Beelzebub,
Died on the Fourth of July!"


GravatarI do need to fry the chicken tho, but I think that's for dinner.


GravatarIt's at 5:00, I'll let you know in all it's gory details! Teen Idol contest, it's called.


GravatarWhoa! Jesse Helms died?

Only 70 years after the death of his brain!


Gravataris the same term used?
Marcellina


To rational folks, it's 'procedure', to nutwingers, it's MURDERRRRRRR

how is your 4th?


GravatarAnd the finest pole-dancer I've ever seen.




Who knew he was so . . . limber?!


Gravatarever see 3 cell phones pop popcorn? too weird for words...


GravatarSlides a cold Levitation ale
(the one with a devil on the front)
to Sinfonian, in St. Pete

If you go to any summer events thrown by your fundie relatives, do buy a few six pack to put in the ice chest. Cause of the devil (gargoyle actually).

a picture of him.
http://www.stonebrew.com/


Gravatarsteve,

I try to leave comments, but it wants me to register or something and then it won't take my registration and, well, I'm not taking it personally, or anything, but . . . .


GravatarHaven't seen cog in a while. hat just started drive-by defecating as of late...

Hah - I vaguely recall a July 4th argument with cog roughly 4 years ago. He left when I demonstrated he was making shit up, claiming things he couldn't prove, then lying about having provided evidence. Something about how all the negative nellieism here had led directly to our "troops on the ground" being killed b/c al jazeera was reporting on Atrios and Kos. Or something fever dreamish.


GravatarThird trimester abortions are very rare and are only being done due to extreme medical reasons. The nut cases want to frame it as wanton murder of babies to inflame public opinion.

Yes. For example, in cases where the fetus is going to die in utero anyway, but waiting for that to happen will jeopardize the health of the mother. (Including the mental health of the mother, for rather obvious reasons.)

One contributing factor in decisions to do intact extractions is sometimes that the mother wants a chance to say goodbye.


GravatarStupid question: under such medical reasons, is the procedure still considered an abortion?


Not stupid at all. Yes, they are considered abortions. One of the worst aspects of this whole mess is the nut cases legislating medisal terms IE *partial birth abortion* and dictating what doctors must tell their patients.


GravatarChimpy's buddy Mooshy gave Pakistani nukes to North Korea

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world...sia/ 7490423.stm


GravatarWhoa! Jesse Helms died?

Only 70 years after the death of his brain!
Stunt Woman


His mother decided against having one of them thar "partial birth abortions."

Thus, he was born without a brain.


Gravatarmedisal = medical


GravatarBig thunderboomer just sprang up. Must be fireworks from the air quality demons.

Wingers salivating for executions at http://cabdrollery.blogspot.com/

and I'm getting offline.


GravatarMaybe "late-term" refers to the stage when the fetus starts eating its fur and getting ready to squeeze out a mecunium.


GravatarYes. For example, in cases where the fetus is going to die in utero anyway, but waiting for that to happen will jeopardize the health of the mother. (Including the mental health of the mother, for rather obvious reasons.)

Well, they're not obvious to Obama.

I'm going to have to get very drunk to write checks for this guy. Hell, we're reaching the point where I'm going to have to get drunk to vote for him and I never thought that I'd ever say that.


GravatarI try to leave comments, but it wants me to register or something and then it won't take my registration and, well, I'm not taking it personally, or anything, but . . . .
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 3:00 pm | #


It's not you, babe. And I've bitched to their tech people more times than I can count. Apparently, whatever they're using it's suckier than Haloscan....


GravatarWhy is Krautheimer a cripple?


GravatarRuth, relatively uneventful but my folks are happy to have me around. Raining on and off, so we're indoors for now.


Gravatara chinchilla of effort

Where there's a weasel, there's a way.


sometimes these things have to be ferreted out


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I'm going to have to get very drunk to write checks for this guy.


U and me both, sister.


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ever see 3 cell phones pop popcorn? too weird for words...


Cellphones don't operate like phasers.

It's fake.


GravatarI guess we're doooooooom'd yet again, eh?


GravatarAll of reality is pro-Obama, so the opinions have to be pro-McCain to balance things out.


GravatarWhy is Krautheimer a cripple?

As above, so below?


Gravatarvirgotex, you otter not say things like that.


GravatarHow stupid are wingnuts?

Over at Althouse, one of her smarmy regulars told me that yes, it is too possible for Obama to have no record in the Senate and still have the most liberal record of any Senator.

That's some stupid...


GravatarWhat exactly is it?


Agents of social control.
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Gravatar chinchilla of effort

Where there's a weasel, there's a way.

sometimes these things have to be ferreted out


Oh, you minx.


GravatarHah - I vaguely recall a July 4th argument with cog roughly 4 years ago. He left when I demonstrated he was making shit up, claiming things he couldn't prove, then lying about having provided evidence. Something about how all the negative nellieism here had led directly to our "troops on the ground" being killed b/c al jazeera was reporting on Atrios and Kos. Or something fever dreamish.
JeffCO | 07.04.08 - 3:00 pm | #


And he was a Democrat! Of course ever since 9/11 he's been outraged by Chappaquiddick...


GravatarThat's some stupid...


It's hilarious that these people think their thought processes are completely logical.

Tubb's steaming drivel comes to mind.


Gravatarchinchilla of effort

Where there's a weasel, there's a way.

sometimes these things have to be ferreted out

Oh, you minx.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


Oh, you're ermine my respect!


GravatarMeanwhile, the most important news evah is that our next President is left-handed.

So am I, but I don't see the WaPo writing articles about me...


Gravatarsoak | 07.04.08 - 3:05 pm



Fuck off, jack.


GravatarHell, we're reaching the point where I'm going to have to get drunk to vote for him and I never thought that I'd ever say that.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 3:05 pm | #


I couldn't agree more.

He's like everything I've been saying about the untrustworthiness of the current Democratic party for the last year or so wrapped up into one increasingly smarmy package.


GravatarBeaver.

No, it's not really a pun. I just wanted to say "beaver."


GravatarWell, they're not obvious to Obama.

Yeah.

I sometimes think more real life examples of the kinds of decisions women make would open a lot more eyes... but then people also fear that the ick factor will inspire more opposition...


GravatarLeft handed? That's sinister.


GravatarI'm going to have to get very drunk to write checks for this guy.

U and me both, sister.

GWPDA, yclept Irate Historian


NOT happy with my candidate right now.

Not at all.


GravatarToday on the presidential campaign trail

Obama struggles to explain how his trip to Iraq could refine his policy on US presence there ... McCain calls campaign staff shake-up part of "natural evolution" ... Obama says 'mental distress' not valid for late-term abortions


GravatarGWPDA,

Well, you haz a checkbook, and I haz a checkbook, and I haz a bottle of Stoli.

To say that I am disappointed is an understatement. Good thing I have Ralph Nader to remind me why I shouldn't sit on my sweet ass and let Mr. O run as far towards the fundies as humanly possible.

What really frosts me is: it never works. People who hate them some abortion are going to vote for McCain, who has promised to put anti choice judges on the court. If I were anti choice, that's what I'd do. So Mr. O sells women down the river and doesn't even get shit for it. If I'm not going to be anything more than a bargaining chit, hell, I'd like to be used in a worthwhile manner.


GravatarWell, they're not obvious to Obama.

I tend to think that hadn't occurred to him, rather than that he's obtuse about it.
It hadn't occurred to me when I first read his statement, but then I am feeling awfully stupid today (i suspect the jet lag is catching up.)


GravatarThird trimester abortions are very rare and are only being done due to extreme medical reasons. The nut cases want to frame it as wanton murder of babies to inflame public opinion.

Exactly. The nutcases think women are coming in for abortions in the 8th month because, for example, their husbands walked out.


GravatarI can't believe that Simels posted "Urgent" on his blog.

That's completely uncalled for.


GravatarWhy I Interrupted Bush at Monticello
http:// www.democraticunderground...mesg_id=3564429

It's where he was is reason enough.
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Gravatarchinchilla of effort

Where there's a weasel, there's a way.

sometimes these things have to be ferreted out

Oh, you minx.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator

Oh, you're ermine my respect!


you can't re-foosa suchlogic


GravatarNow that Jesse Helms is dead, what skeletons are we going to find in his closets?

Dried skulls? Wetsuits?


GravatarI guess we're doooooooom'd yet again, eh?

Oh, yes.

Let's have fun on the way.


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GravatarUrgent?

I love(d) Foreigner!

Now we need "Jukebox Hero" and my life will be complete.


GravatarThe nutcases think women are coming in for abortions in the 8th month because, for example, their husbands walked out.
rootless-e



Or, that we sit around and wait till the final trimester and then decide "Hey, I think I will get a late term abortion....just for shits and giggles!"


GravatarIf these small rodent puns continue, I'm guinea (pig) hamster turn you into newts.


GravatarNo, it's not really a pun. I just wanted to say "beaver."

Beavers gnaw.

A statement of fact.


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Gravatar McCain calls campaign staff shake-up part of "natural evolution" ..

McCadaver's "campaign", if you can call it that, is devolving, jack.


GravatarWOLVERINES!


GravatarThe nutcases think women are coming in for abortions in the 8th month because, for example, their husbands walked out.

And, by "nutcases", you apparently mean Obama.


If I were 8 mos pregnant and my husband walked out, I'd have an abortion so fast your head would spin.


GravatarNow that Jesse Helms is dead, what skeletons are we going to find in his closets?

A multitude of illegitimate black children.


GravatarIf these small rodent puns continue, I'm guinea (pig) hamster turn you into newts.

That would be shrew-d of you


GravatarThe whole country hates Bush and all the ideas associated with Bush and Obama spends weeks resurrecting criminal ideas.

Get this shithead out of the Democratic party, he's worse than Lieberman.


GravatarYep...we're still doooooooooooom'd.


Gravatarhe's obtuse about it.

I don't care if he's obtuse, or stupid, or if, as I suspect, he's willfully and cynically selling women out. The result is the same.


GravatarIt's a Deal Breaker for This Intelligence Officer
Submitted by Ray McGovern on July 3, 2008 - 11:11pm.

Dear Senator Obama,

I speak from 30 years of experience in intelligence work. I don't know who actually briefed you on the eavesdropping legislation, but the bill is unnecessary for intelligence collection and POISON for our civil liberties—not even to mention the unconscionable retroactive immunity provision.

You have made a big mistake, Senator, in indicating you intend to vote for it. There is still time to change your mind. That's what big people do.

Your penultimate paragraph seals it for me. What you are saying relies not on principle—and still less on respect for the law, or respect for our Constitutional rights.

What I hear you saying is an all too familiar refrain: "Tough s___, progressive voter. You know you've got nowhere else to go. You want McCain in there?"

http://www.afterdowningstreet.or....org/node/ 34526

All too familiar.
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GravatarThe whole country hates Bush and all the ideas associated with Bush and Obama spends weeks resurrecting criminal ideas.

Get this shithead out of the Democratic party, he's worse than Lieberman.
geo | 07.04.08 - 3:15 pm | #


Your concerns are duly noted.


GravatarBeaver.



No, it's not really a pun. I just wanted to say "beaver."

We are as one, Sinf.  I'm just looking at Hudson's Bay blankies now.


GravatarGo Quentin! That is what a patriot looks like! Post your video and tell us about it; I'll put it on my sucky Z-List blog.

Sending good vibes your way.

Seriously, thank you.


GravatarA multitude of illegitimate black children.

watertiger


Klan sheets with a very high thread count


GravatarMurder? Well then people should be arrested for that! And put in jail and then killed, in jail! It's the most Christian thing to do!

I come from a family of very hard-core pro-lifers. I had in my home the books of fetuses in trash cans. I went door to do to get signatures for a pro-life petition as an 8th grader. I'll never forget the black woman who WON'T sign it and told me why. Thank you whom ever you were for giving me a different perspective.

I think that what makes me especially upset is that the woman who is "pro-life" is also for capital punishment, for the war in Iraq and for G.W. Bush. That the woman is my mother makes it even harder.


Gravatargeo | 07.04.08 - 3:15 pm | #

Your concerns are duly noted.
Bas-O-Matic



Now fuck off.


GravatarPer my comment at Simels' place:

I just introduced my 2.9yo daughter and her 5.5yo friend to "Urgent." Both are now scarred for life.


GravatarYour concerns are duly noted.

If only Jim Parkey were here to tell us what HE thought of the situation.


Gravatar(.)(.)


GravatarThey never fucking learn. GOP meme #1: Democrats Don't Stand For Anything. People will vote for you even when they disagree on some things if they think you're the sort of person who believes in something and doesn't back down.

From the AP [flips off AP]

Analysis: Obama's centrist emphasis gives GOP ammo

BUTTE, Mont. - Is Barack Obama close to being shadowed by giant flip-flops and, worse, having the image stick with people all the way to the voting booth? Four years ago, Republicans branded as a "flip-flop" even the slightest rhetorical or policy change by John Kerry and sent huge replicas of the casual sandals to bob around the Massachusetts Democrat's events, feeding an image of him as a wishy-washy panderer. Fair or not, Kerry never recovered and lost to President Bush.

It's now the Republican weapon of choice against Obama.

The Illinois senator has excited many with the notion that he is a new, transcendent type of politician. But he is giving the GOP effort ammunition and endangering his "Change We Can Believe In" motto with several shifts to the center, most recently on the Iraq war, his campaign's defining issue.


Gravatar*sniff sniff* I smell an elephant in PUMA clothing.


Gravatarhe's willfully and cynically selling women out.

Jeebus fucking crap, Hecate.

Fuck this...I'm not gonna sit here for the next four months and listen to this "willful and cynical" bullshit. The guy's running to the center, and yeah, we're pissed.

But he's not President. And if the piss and moan session, as opposed to the "tell him how you feel" session is gonna prevail in this election, then we don't merit a Democrat this year.


Gravataryou can't re-foosa suchlogic

Don't try telling that to a Wookiee.


GravatarOkay, who else just went looking for "Klan sheets?"



Gravatar(.)(.)

Maybe a bit of guano.


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GravatarHe'll likely pull your arms out of their sockets.


GravatarOkay, who else just went looking for "Klan sheets?"




GravatarOkay, who else just went looking for "Klan sheets?"

[raises hand]

(Damn that racymind!)


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GravatarOkay, who else just went looking for "Klan sheets?"

Yeah, that racymind is such a liar...


GravatarHell, we're reaching the point where I'm going to have to get drunk to vote for him and I never thought that I'd ever say that.
Hecate


It's the law here in KY that you can't sell alcohol on election day until the polls close.


GravatarWe haven't used turtles in awhile, and failing that we could always come up with a new one.


GravatarThe guy's running to the center, and yeah, we're pissed.


Zap, I don't disagree with you in general but he's not running to the center, he's running to the right. The American public is pro-choice, anti-Iraq war and wants affordable health care. When you start to fudge these issues, you think you are gonna pull in votes from the right, not the center.


GravatarOkay, who else just went looking for "Klan sheets?"




Hey now! Section 4 (B)3a(1) of the Sheets code states:

"racymind doesn't know what she is doing"

Now you know...


GravatarHell, we're reaching the point where I'm going to have to get drunk to vote for him

You're not voting for Obama, you're voting against McCain.


GravatarZap -

Yes.


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Gravatarthe difference between a newspaper op-ed columnist and a blogger?

the newspaper columnist only writes one or two columns a week in a dying medium. the blogger writes daily (or hourly) in a brand new format that reaches millions instantly and makes newspapers look like slow-motion updates from the pony express.

oh, and the bloggers are dirty liberal hippies whose hands don't smell like cologne.

so yeah, i understand why the paperboys are getting a little nervous.


GravatarYou're not voting for Obama, you're voting against McCain.
puppethead


I'm afraid so.


Gravatarsigh.

i had such high hopes for accomplishing a number of chores today.


sigh.


Gravatar"There's a Mr. ...Hooosten on the phone."

Whoever gets that will have my eternal appreciation.


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GravatarWhen you start to fudge these issues, you think you are gonna pull in votes from the right, not the center.

I don't know that, but I'm talking about the folks (presumably "us") that have buttered his bread.

This is exactly why I reposted that comment upthread by ProfWombat. He's spot-on in the fact that we're gonna be disappointed no mater who gets the nod. But we haven't even had a debate yet, let alone a pick for the Veep. We're not dunnfur...not by a long shot. Hold his fucking ass to the fire. That's what we've got to do with everyone in office.


Gravatari had such high hopes for accomplishing a number of chores today.

I keep meaning to get away from here...


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Gravatari had such high hopes for accomplishing a number of chores today.

I put up a curtain rod. Mission accomplished!

/unfurls big-ass American flag


GravatarThat's pretty much it in many cases. It wouldn't be the first time liberals pulled the handle for someone who they didn't like all that much only because the opponent was much worse. If that's the reality we face in November then fine, so be it. If we are cynically being dumped with the idea that "where are we going to go?" will get him our votes anyway, he's right, he'd have to get a hell of a lot worse before I'd stay home.

Meanwhile the stupid public is being played like the stupid public they are and if we get too loud about it the guys who are playing the stupid public just start shouting "Hey! Those liberal elitists think you're stupid! But we know you're really the bestest and most real of real Americans ever. Yes you are! Yes your are! Whose a smart voter? Whoes a smart voter? Dyess,joo are. Num num num."


GravatarZap, I agree. Remember only luby thinks he's the messiah. We realist must remember they all are politicians.


GravatarI possess the body of Adonis at 48.


GravatarI put up a curtain rod. Mission accomplished!

I did last night's dishes, patriotically.


GravatarDid Adonis live to 48?


GravatarUmm, no Klansmen but there *are* clean and fresh threads upstairs.


GravatarI possess the body of Adonis at 48.
MP | 07.04.08 - 3:33 pm | #



That's illeagal in all 50 states.


GravatarI possess the body of Adonis at 48.

I hope you're not talking about Adrian Adonis.


GravatarDid Adonis live to 48?
watertiger


See, that's the thing...


GravatarZap, I don't disagree with you in general but he's not running to the center, he's running to the right. The American public is pro-choice, anti-Iraq war and wants affordable health care. When you start to fudge these issues, you think you are gonna pull in votes from the right, not the center.
dmark, blackcat firecracker | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 3:24 pm | #


Excuse me, but this is exactly how Rovian tactics work. Obama's position on Iraq is exactly the same wishy washy crap today that it was in December. His position on health care is not changed - and I think it is good. His position on choice has not changed as far as I can tell. The GOP is creating stories and relying on a supine press and six-year-old-soccer level "left" to raise the alarm.


Gravatarquick, tell me what this means before my computer crashes. I have a P4 whitebox running XP home edition. It is about 6 years old. every so often the screen goes white then I get scrolling vertical lines and have a hard time regaining the desktop. Is this the hard drive going up in flames, or some other problem? Often the drive will spin and spin for no obvious reason. I reloaded the O/S the other day but it doesn't seem to have helped.

Any advice is appreciated.


GravatarI possess the body of Adonis at 48.
MP |

Adonis looked better at 40.


Gravatarall these songs come off our second record.

"people cry, and people moan..."


GravatarTo further conservative causes.

This has been another edition of simple answers to simple questions.


Gravatar"we hate snappin' gyros"-WaPo


GravatarI'm sure someone in the 400-plus comments above mentioned the obvious answer to your question -- most Post op-ed writers, and certainly the Kraut, serve the purpose of supporting the Republican/corporate status quo.

And truth is incidental to that prime imperative.


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