HULK SMASHED
nothing
oh-HO
grrrrrr.
Distraction.
Hi, all, and a happy fourth!
Krauthammer sucks monkeys.
Fishwrap!
Propaganda?
I'd have to say that someone who publicly asserts the opposite of reality as truth must be suffering from serious mental health issues.
Schlock and gaw?
I didn't know the post referred to Sackhammer... I have no idea what he's up to.
It smells evil, though.
It provides Serious, trenchant material for use when you're changing the oil?
Krauthammer sucks monkeys.
Florida | 07.04.08 - 1:59 pm | #
Hey!
We've got some standards, bub.
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d o o d
Sallyh: How are you and the boys today?
We're fine, thanks! How're y'all doin'?
I got up late, haven't eaten, and need to install a scootrak.com rig in the Vino today, as a friend's coming to borrow it later today while his van's in the shop.
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Am I allowed to say the Yglesias is a bit of a jackass?
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Someone out there must need to train a puppy.
Spork, but of course!
I think it is this. Barack is going to win. Everyone knows it. They will do everything in their power to blunt his message so as to undermine the argument that the electorate is choosing real change.
Are there no birdcages to be lined?
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Kraphammer, 1776: "Where's my fucking British wheel chair?"
That "pregnant man" gave birth to a healthy baby girl, per the BBC.
Repost...
You all do realise that this birth certificate stuff is just basically insane, right?
Ever since the Dan Rather "kerning incident", the low grade wingnut psychos see "forgeries" everywhere, like fundies see Jesus in their burnt toast.
Of course, in the case of Dan Rather, the forged document was a Karl Rove dirty trick, and the evidence of forgery was given to wingnuts in advance so that they could expose it for publicity.
Somehow, I don't that's operative here.
Speaking of propaganda, yesterday afternoon MSNBC ran this chyron:
Obama: Bush's third term?
Fred Hiatt wants to be Reich Minister of Propaganda and Public Enlightenment.
There is no other plausible explanation.
Bird cage liner.
It isn't to inform, so it must serve some other purpose. What exactly is it?
To propagate poop for propaganda purposes.
I think it is this. Barack is going to win. Everyone knows it. They will do everything in their power to blunt his message so as to undermine the argument that the electorate is choosing real change.
Shared Humanity | 07.04.08 - 2:01 pm | #
you are correct. even the repubs don't want mccain to win.
they don't however want too large of a landslide, and they want to keep the turnout down to protect senate seats as well as they can.
low turnout ALWAYS benefits repubs. that alone should tell us something about our democracy.
May Jesse Helms rot in Hell for all eternity!
And here, I thought today's orgy of gluttony and jingoism would bring me down..
Thanks, Jesse!
Watching Twilight Zone marathon on Sci-Fi Channel.
"The cure to some nightmares is not to be found in medical journals" (The "Room 22" episode).
The same could be said of Jesse Helms.
Good riddance.
What Is The Washington Post Op-Ed Page For?
It isn't to inform, so it must serve some other purpose. What exactly is it?
Discuss.
To opine and editorialize?
Eurasia has always been at war with Eastasia!
/krauthammer
that was quick. banned at shakespeare's sister.
"not quite as vile as his pal fourlegs, but tiresome nonetheless."
anyways, someone might want to let them look at this.
http://
lauraetch.googlepages.com...arenthoodaction
You all do realise that this birth certificate stuff is just basically insane, right?
The freeptards are desperate.
And Toby is a major asshole.
My parents would probably never have been admitted to the US today--all they had were baptismal certificates, which at the time in the Six Counties were considered official documentation that you had, well, been born.
Fred Hiatt wants to be Reich Minister of Propaganda and Public Enlightenment.
Yup. He's a "Seig heil, mein Fueher!" kind a guy.
"not quite as vile as his pal fourlegs, but tiresome nonetheless."
bwahahaha!
i better just stay here.
Speaking of Fred Hiatt...
Anyone of youse folks who comments at the WaPo, please add "Fire Fred Hiatt" to the end of your message. I doubt if Donald Graham will actually do so, because Donald Graham is a member of that small section of America that IS "Bush's Base": the tycoon class.
But it'd be amusing to see those scumbags respond to it.
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Well there you go. Now you see why I won't read Krackheadhammer any more. He's right there at the top of my DNR list with MoDo and Noonan.
PS: Spork, that is one fine poll.
What Is The Washington Post Op-Ed Page For?
-Atrios 13:50
for preaching to the choir. which is why i don't read it.
however, as stated above a couple of times, if i had a parakeet i might reconsider...
The Washington Post Editorial Page:
We Distort, So When You Decide, You Do It Wrong!
That "pregnant man" gave birth to a healthy baby girl, per the BBC.
Now see, for those that believe in karma and reincarnation....
I'm thinking they should name her Jesse
(and in all seriousness, Mazel Tov to the couple and child)
Perhaps the WaPo editorial page is some sort of black humor performance art.
McCain/Jindal 08:
The "We Frighten Young Children" ticket.
Those are two creepy-ass mo fos.
dirk, we've got low friends in low places 
I think that Charles is trying to "out-Hiatt" Fred Hiatt...if that's even possible.
Charles Krauthammer was paralyzed in a swimming pool diving accident during his first year at Harvard Medical School.
An awful thing to have happen to you, but his family and friends support group were rich enough to absorb it, and he went on to get his MD.
It was so awful, that he wants anybody else who has a similar medical malady to just die.
What Is The Washington Post Op-Ed Page For?
To line the birdcage.
that was quick. banned at shakespeare's sister.
Golly, I can't imagine why.
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Terry, letting any Republican within 100 yards of a kid should be considered child abuse. Or letting them make policy for kids.
Well there you go. Now you see why I won't read Krackheadhammer any more. He's right there at the top of my DNR list with MoDo and Noonan.
Hmmm. Krackheadhammer is good...
But SourKrauthammer is better..
It isn't to inform, so it must serve some other purpose. What exactly is it?
Think Beltway Boyz Circle Jerk.
Krautpuke and Fwill always fight over who get to be pivot.
Coke to JP
I'd have to say that someone who publicly asserts the opposite of reality as truth must be suffering from serious mental health issues.
Florida
The real meaning of Bush Derangement Syndrome...
Facts, shmacts. This is a better story.
/Krautkramaer
Sometimes I think the solution to "The Krauthammer Question" is to take him out to the middle of the Mass Pike, dump him out of his wheelchair, and let him fend for himself.
Unfortunately, it's unlikely even that sort of lesson will be learned by the asstard.
"Pray at the Pump"???
All I ever hear is cursing when I'm there.
But SourKrauthammer is better..
Duane V, tontogoldberg
Only with lots of spicy brown mustard...
damn it, people, we can't shit that fast!
-- united canaries and budgies local 103
I have a copy of my birth cert. However, a few years back when we were dealing with packing away my mother's stuff, my ex spirited away the hospital receipt for my birth (my mom had kept it).
The receipt was for 68 dollars, plus my folks had made a deposit of 75, so they got change back. This cracked up my ex.
She had it put in one of those fancy chmancy box frames along with a photo and the little bracelet thingie.
Hobby Lobby charged her almost twice as much for the framing job as it cost for me to be born..
(and I'm not that old either)
Right now demons are splooging all over Jesse Helms' face.
Why do *every* one of the Rethug media people, who support lower taxes and villify the struggling class, make at least a million a year?
Terry, letting any Republican within 100 yards of a kid should be considered child abuse. Or letting them make policy for kids.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Allowing them to HAVE kids, too.
Pray at the Pump"???
All I ever hear is cursing when I'm there.
Sallyh
I believe when God and Jesus are mentioned, praying is occuring.
krauthammer looks like the bargain he made with the devil has already come due.
They should have a Drive-Thru Church complete with a Holy Gas Pump.
Mark B, I thought it was a joke at first.
I spent nearly $80 on fuel this week. I've had it. I'm going Metro.
damn it, people, we can't shit that fast!
Give me enough bran.
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Charles Krauthammer was paralyzed in a swimming pool diving accident during his first year at Harvard Medical School.
I have a good friend that the same thing happened to back in college. He's still kickin' and doing well.
He sure as hell ain't bitter like Krautpuke is purported to be.
I'm getting my driver's license back.
I haven't driven "full time" in almost eight years. But if Zapette's gonna be with child, it's only fair.
my favorite jesse helms moment was when he was guest hosting on some radio show and a caller said "Just want to thank you, Senator, for the job you've been doing keeping the niggers down." Jesse was obviously not prepared for this level of honesty and hemmed and hawed uncomfortably before thanking the called and moving on.
Jesse Helms: you shall not be missed.
damn it, people, we can't shit that fast!
Give me enough bran.
Colon Blow!
Give me enough bran.
Super Colon Blow?
Man, I miss Phil Hartmann. I seem to catch myself saying that every couple of weeks.
He sure as hell ain't bitter like Krautpuke is purported to be.
billy b
I SO wanna go Richard Widmark on his ass.
Damon can't hold onto it. 3-3, 3rd, Bronx. Oh my...
What Is The Washington Post Op-Ed Page For?
It is to distract people from Page 23 where they try to bury the really big news.
They should have a Drive-Thru Church complete with a Holy Gas Pump.
There's a chiropractor in Tucson with a drive through window. I wonder how that works?
Zap, are you 2 expecting?
Prayer is a serious response to any national security issue.
/The Village
Mark B, I thought it was a joke at first.
I spent nearly $80 on fuel this week.
Getting $50 of gas into the MGB was kind of a shock (12 gallon tank, premium gas). Luckily, I can bicycle most of the places I need to go, including work, so I'm not hurting that badly.
Doug, I saw billboards in the 80s and 90s for drive thru high colonics.
Only in SoCal, I guess.
my favorite jesse helms moment was when he was guest hosting on some radio show and a caller said "Just want to thank you, Senator, for the job you've been doing keeping the niggers down." Jesse was obviously not prepared for this level of honesty and hemmed and hawed uncomfortably before thanking the called and moving on.
rootless-e
Shame, in a way, that the decrepit hateful old bastard couldn't have hung on till election night.
You know, when a n***er became President of the United States.
That would have finished him off.
Perhaps, Sally. We'll know for sure in a few weeks, or so. It's all about timing right now.
I don't think there's been an administration, in my lifetime, not even Reagan to this degree, that has made it their purpose to announce to the globe that "I"ve got Mine!. Fuck You!" as much as this administration.
I wonder where Helms' grave/urinal will be?
Colon Blow!
Phil Hartman - RIP.
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Zap, I'm gonna need a fizzy bevarage after all that Colon Blow!
Doug, I saw billboards in the 80s and 90s for drive thru high colonics.
Only in SoCal, I guess.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I wonder if a happy ending was included in the deal?
Phil Hartman - RIP.
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spork_incident
It's been ten years.
Heh...via HuffPo:
Some of President Bush's allies tell the Political Bulletin they are embarrassed and angry that the White House seems to be wasting Bush's time on frivolous events when much of the country is suffering through economic hard times. "Look at the schedule for Monday," says an outside Bush adviser. "A highlight of his day was witnessing a tee ball game. ... He is being reduced to child's play." The adviser says Bush also signed a supplemental appropriations bill for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan on Monday, but he adds that it didn't get much coverage and that the tee ball game set the wrong tone. There is growing concern among Bush allies that the Democrats will effectively portray the President and GOP candidate John McCain as out of touch. Some GOP insiders now predict that the Republicans will lose at least five seats in the Senate and 15 to 20 in the House, and it could get worse if gasoline prices continue to soar and the public remains in a disgruntled mood.
Zap! you bastard!
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Looking forward to Trent Lott's tribute to Jesse and the "Good Ol' Days".
Mark, I've been driving a lot because I work at 2 colleges right now. My home campus isn't very far, but I've been driving into the city four days a week, and on two of those days, back to my home campus. Fortunately, the nighttime home class is complete as of this coming Tuesday night. Then there are those trips to visit Mlle, and those cost me a pretty penny.
Now that I'm only working daytime hours, I'm getting on the train. Enough of this.
Charles Krauthammer was paralyzed in a swimming pool diving accident during his first year at Harvard Medical School.
I, for one, wish Mr. Krauthammer a long life.
HIs life consists of sitting in his wheelchair with a diaper full of cold shit.
Some of President Bush's allies tell the Political Bulletin they are embarrassed and angry that the White House seems to be wasting Bush's time on frivolous events when much of the country is suffering through economic hard times.
And WHEN did they come to THAT astounding conclusion?
Doug, I saw billboards in the 80s and 90s for drive thru high colonics.
Only in SoCal, I guess.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 07.04.08 - 2:15 pm | #
Another reason why car-pooling is unpopular in So-cal.
billboards in the 80s and 90s for drive thru high colonics.
Only in SoCal, I guess.
Well if you drive a shitty car I guess this is OK.
i love haloscan even when i hate it.
Doug, probably not for one's car upholstery.
To line the birdcage.
Gomez |
Don't need it. My bird could read,
looked down, and strangled himself.
All most of the press does is repackage McCains talking points. Kinda sad, really.
my new favorite 4rth of july song.
Doug, I saw billboards in the 80s and 90s for drive thru high colonics.
Only in SoCal, I guess.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 07.04.08 - 2:15 pm | #
We've got those in Memphis. We call them "Taco Bell."
Doug, I saw billboards in the 80s and 90s for drive thru high colonics.
Only in SoCal, I guess.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 07.04.08 - 2:15 pm | #
Another reason why car-pooling is unpopular in So-cal.
rootless-e
Maybe they're just operating off a different definition of car-pool.
It's been ten years.
"It's the real deal with Bill McNeal."
"Well screw you too."
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All most of the press does is repackage McCains talking points. Kinda sad, really.
Lumpenprolitariot
Shakespeare got it wrong, it needs to be the media first.
Mark B,
You get a Tab.
The neocons have been *so* wrong, yet they are *so* forthright in their wrongness. That's what gets me.
Bas-O-Matic, iced tea--->>>monitor.
Now I remember why I never eat there!
Dammit, Janet!
Why does Firefox keep locking up my PC?!
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Zap! you bastard!
Totally!
if Zapette's gonna be with child, it's only fair.
Oh my. Much joy to you and Zappette!
Jeffraham, did you download the latest? I did one last night. Not that it's helping all that much.
My daughter is at work today (retail), she just called and is all bummed out--people are shitty, some cash register technology is out & she has to call everytime somebody writes a check, etc. Even time-and-a-half isn't cheering her up much.
She advocates that no one buy any damn thing at a store today, 'cause it's a holiday.
I assured her I have no intention of doing any buying today.
Doug, I saw billboards in the 80s and 90s for drive thru high colonics.
Reminds of the joke Roger Miller used to tell about working in a gas station in the `50s. Woman in a big Lincoln convertible drives up and asks him for the rest room, he's not paying attention and thinks she's said, "whisk broom."
He tells her to "just back it up here and we'll blow it out with the air hose."
Not quite yet, sidhra. Nothing confirmed or denied.
helena, I'm not driving anywhere today, least of all somewhere to shop.
Charles Krauthammer was paralyzed in a swimming pool diving accident during his first year at Harvard Medical School.
So instead of trying to make something of his life and/or make life better for others, he becomes an enabler for the fascists in this country.
the tpm video on the press freaking out about Clark is priceless. the word "ninny" has really not adequate for them.
Sallyh: Jeffraham, did you download the latest? I did one last night. Not that it's helping all that much.
I did, and installed it twice, last week. It never would start. I'd launch it, and it'd immediately come up with the Error Reporting tool.
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. . .so it must serve some other purpose.
Only if you're a Wookiee.
helena handbasket
I need a lawnmower, if it would bother your daughter I would be glad to hold off. I don't want to mow the grass, dammit!
I like how you hear about Bush "true belivers". Well, we need to herd them off of the cliff, because they damaged the shit out of thiscountry while they were in charge.
Jeffraham, bleah.
Sustenance, that is.
All most of the press does is repackage McCains talking points and constantly repeat them. Kinda sad, really.
man, I wish Jim Parkey were here for this discussion ...
I'm running on teh new Firefox. S'okay, but I don't get all whipped up about new releases of stuff.
Blogwhore: Posted some pictures from today's neighborhood festivities on the homepage.
focus, the political part or the colonics part?
man, I wish Jim Parkey were here for this discussion ...
Or Sam Yorty.
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News flash:
Jesse Helms and Francisco Franco are STILL DEAD!!!
S'okay, but I don't get all whipped up about new releases of stuff.
Steve Ballmer hates you.
Gromit!
Hope you're enjoying a day off. I'm grading.
Next weekend, it's our 25th anniversary (actual day is Wednesday), and as soon as my class is over on Thursday, we're headed out of town for a long weekend
man, I wish Jim Parkey were here for this discussion ... Or Sam Yorty. spork_incident
Or Morton Downey Jr. Or Joe Pyne.
"To rob the Negro of his reputation of thinking through a problem in his own fashion is about the same as trying to pretend that he doesn't have a natural instinct for rhythm and for singing and dancing," he wrote in 1956, according to the AP."
A Helms golden oldie.
man, I wish Jim Parkey were here for this discussion ...
Or Butters.
I don't think there's been an administration, in my lifetime, not even Reagan to this degree, that has made it their purpose to announce to the globe that "I"ve got Mine!. Fuck You!" as much as this administration.
Bush is what past GOPer Presidents wanted to be, but were never allowed to completely get away with.
Any resistance Bushco might have felt to his policies was eliminated by 9/11. As a result, we got to see the radical face of conservativism in it's pure form for really the first time, at least at the presidential level.
How different things would have been without 9/11.
Consider such non-obscure points as John McCain is pro-life and has said he wants to appoint judges who will restrict abortion rights, whereas Barack Obama is pro-choice.
Well, not really.
Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama says "mental distress" should not qualify as a justification for late-term abortions, a key distinction not embraced by many supporters of abortion rights.
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In an interview this week with "Relevant," a Christian magazine, Obama said prohibitions on late-term abortions must contain "a strict, well defined exception for the health of the mother."
Obama then added: "Now, I don't think that 'mental distress' qualifies as the health of the mother. I think it has to be a serious physical issue that arises in pregnancy, where there are real, significant problems to the mother carrying that child to term."
Where's simels, BTW?
focus, the political part or the colonics part? -Sallyh
there's a difference?
Hey, sallyh, good to see you.
And Zap, happy thoughts to you and Mrs. Zappette.
man, I wish Jim Parkey were here for this discussion ...
focus, lost for words | 07.04.08 - 2:25 pm | #
Well he's right, you know, the conversation here has gone right to shit.
All most of the press does is repackage McCains talking points. Kinda sad, really.
They are seriously lazy motherfuckers, they are.
And Happy "Our Long National Nightmare Is Almost Over" Day!
She advocates that no one buy any damn thing at a store today, 'cause it's a holiday.
Her curse appears to be working. Noone has come in all day. Makes for a long work day.
Chimpy
Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. (Interruption continues.) These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 [sic] people.
focus, my bad.
Jesse Helms' death makes me wish that I believed in the xian god. Ole' Jesse'd be having a rather uncomfortable Independence Day.
Or Joe Pyne.
Or Rush Limbaugh.
Same difference.
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I wonder if Rafa Nadal reads the Washington Op-Ed page? In a desperately pathetic attempt to stay on the post topic.:lol
I don't usually go for much younger guys but I seem to have a weakness for tennis players.
My disappointment for the Wash Post preceded my disappointment of the New York Times.
Wasn't McCain pro-choice until recently when he decided to pump up his right wing resume? Am I misremembering that?
Chimpy
I appreciate Jim Jones of the U.S. District Court, and other distinguished jurists who are with us today. Thank you for coming. (Audience interruption continues.)
Seems like I brought a lot of -- (Audience interruption continues.)
happy 4th pAtriots!
In the 50's Helms liked to call rock-n-roll music "nigra music"
Next weekend, it's our 25th anniversary (actual day is Wednesday), and as soon as my class is over on Thursday, we're headed out of town for a long weekend
Sallyh, Glad you're celebrating appropriately. We celebrated our 25th in a tent while on a canoe trip in the boundary waters. Coming up on #34 (yikes!) in August.
the political part or the colonics part? -Sallyh
How appropriate for the 4th of July -- a day when we celebrate the freedom of the original 13 Colonics.
Jesse Helms just hurry up and die.
H/t Blue Buddha.
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Or Joe Pyne.
Or Rush Limbaugh.
Same difference.
There's a difference. Joe Pyne: wooden leg. Rush: No woodie.
Is the audience disruption the protestors at Monticello?
Wow the 4th of July is really great / we Democrats are really going to beat you Republicans and are still fighting you / i'ts just like the original 4th of July / we won't let you take over / hurrah for freedom!
[Fireworks go off overhead uninterrupted for an hour]
How appropriate for the 4th of July -- a day when we celebrate the freedom of the original 13 Colonics.
Hey! the freedom to form colonics shall not be abridged!