HULK SMASHED
Sanity is fer luzers.
Have a nice night off A-man.
It's been a hell of a week.
There must be something in the air. I was reading the comments on some economist blogs last night and wanted to put my eyes out with knitting needles.
snorg this thread!!!!!!!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
off for the evening?
sounds suspiciously like 'me and you and a dog named boo, travelin' and livin' off the land...'
no earworms!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Gromit | 05.02.08 - 6:50 pm | #
a mind is a terrible thing to ...leave at the bus stop...
night moonbats 
off for the evening?
Hopping in the Learjet and heading to Nova Scotia
you could've future posted something and we wouldn't have known you were gone, dummy...
calling the host a dummy- not a good move
In a pre-dawn attack Thursday, U.S. missiles destroyed the house of reputed al-Qaida leader Aden Hashi Ayro in the central town of Dusamareeb. The attack killed 24 other people, five in the targeted house and the others in nearby homes, said a town elder, Ilmi Hassan Arab.
It was the first major success in a string of such U.S. military attacks over the past year in this Horn of Africa nation, but analysts said it was more symbolic and unlikely to significantly weaken the insurgency against the weak interim government.
"This will not deter us from prosecuting our holy war against Allah's enemy," Sheik Muqtar Robow, a spokesman for Ayro's al-Shabab militia said in a telephone interview. "If Ayro is dead, those he trained are still in place and ready to avenge against the enemy of Allah.."
hey fokowi
that's no way to talk to the boss!
On that tractor discussion below, few people outside agriculture know about the feteing and trips farmers get from tractor dealerships and especially from harvester dealerships. When my uncle was buying a harvester he was given free trips to the U.S., to France (I think) and to some third country, with everything paid for.
Repost...
libertarianism simply doesn't stand. Any pretense that one doesn't need others vanishes the second of implantation into a uterus. It gets further trashed when one is vaccinated, housed, clothed, fed, taught, kept safe.
Dickheads, er libertarians, seem to forget that the society they were born into and draw from wouldn't exist in the first place if man was libertarian by nature.
I had a friend who dabbled in it in his late teens, and I asked him about stuff like how would roads etc., get built. His response was essentially, "people would recognize that it is in their rational self-interest to invest in such things".
Not very god damn likely.
ONE?
Future post!
One of those stupid days on the internet. I think for sanity's sake I'm off for the evening.
You're gonna wanna avoid Bobo on the NewsHour too then. Man oh man.
A combine can cost over 100 grand.
he knows i meant it affectionately...
You're lucky I didn't rip out your heart and wave it at the sun.
The attack killed 24 other people, five in the targeted house and the others in nearby homes, said a town elder, Ilmi Hassan Arab.
We are not terrorists how?
A combine can cost over 100 grand.
Exactly. So the amount of selling he was subjected to was something incredible.
I have only visited tractor dealerships at the county fair. But I did drive a rented rototiller into the lake once.
the last combine i sold in 1992 was dealer cost of $110,000. today they are around $150,000.
You gotta watch out for those Combine on Half Life 2 as well.
Gromit, you can't start a story like that and not continue.
Daleks can be cute...
http://www.thismodernworld.com/b.../blog/
Dalek.jpg
Gregory: Bush is in his study drilling an imaginary Anwar.
chimpy fantasizes about anal sex with Arabs?
Barbara Walters - this I need to know.
What a tree.
I always liked the French word for "combine" - moissoneuse-batteuse
meaning reaper-thrasher
I hope we have designated drivers for tonight. It gets pretty thick after a while.
"If Ayro is dead, those he trained are still in place and ready to avenge against the enemy of Allah.."
Helicopters from rooftop, baby.
It's comin'. It's comin'.
I was meaning to ask GWPDA about your diabetes. Is it completely "gone"?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
Next time around, I want a different brain. I'm against my CNS as it presently exists.
I guess Butler is in psychotherapy to merge his multiple personalities.
annie and mimi have become interchangeable with banality troll jack.
Why wreck a perfectly successful company? Because it makes all the others look bad.
That reminds me... Wall Street HATES Costco, because they pay their employees fairly and have a really good health care plan.
Never mind that Costco reliably generates profits and grows every year.
Costco sets a bad example for Montgomery Burns imitators among the capitalist class, by not driving down wages as low as they can possibly go. Plus, of course, they could make so much more money if only they would grind their employees into pulp.
Why, all those Wal-Mart serfs might actually expect a better deal from their employer! Perish the though
Catblogging, again.
And join Shutdown Day to avoid the stupid?
I always liked the French word for "combine" - moissoneuse-batteuse
The French are so funny. It's like they have a different word for everything!
-dumass 'merican
t.
Fuck off, Richard.
The French are so funny. It's like they have a different word for everything!
Did you know there is no word in French for entrepreneur???
Costco cares more about its employees than its shareholders, or puts the first, anyway.
The pres of the company has said something to that effect.
I'm watching "No Country for Old Men," and I'm finding it somewhat nerve-wracking. But the bit where the "evil personified" character shoots at a bird on a bridge was just too stupid. Come on, friendo.
Sadly, the French have no word for 'psychopatheticfucktardedsmegmaweasel.'
Did you know there is no word in French for entrepreneur???
r€nato, sprung | 05.02.08 - 7:00 pm | #
who was that again?
Did you know there is no word in French for entrepreneur???
r€nato, sprung
Or menage a trois.
the French have no word for savoir faire
NTodd, am I mistaken, or does Sam have utter contempt for the Punkz?
Lovely photos, made me smile.
NTodd, that Lola looks like a badass
the lakota have no word for goodbye...
Sadly, the French have no word for 'psychopatheticfucktardedsmegmaweasel.'
Sure they do. Sarkozy.
The french make a very nice toast.
Some languages have no word for justice. Or so I read recently.
I like the way they kiss.
French toast is really Dutch. Like french fries.
some french people really have de gaulle
Sally - actually, Sam gets along quite well with them. He play wrestles sometimes, lets them lick his head, etc. But he does still try to maintain his aloof, mature demeanor as he nonchalantly joins all of the Pack for a walk...
I like the way they kiss.
on Main street.
Sadly, the French have no word for 'psychopatheticfucktardedsmegmaweasel.'
I think they pronounce it "le Boosh".
or sang froid
or esprit de corps
this is getting me confused because "or" is a French word too - it means either "gold" or "as it happens"
Not Dutch, Belgian. Kinda the same thing anyway.
I thought french fries were belgian.
Tune out, turn off and get away from addictive electronics for 24 hours on May 3 and enjoy the outdoors.
That's the message from organizers of the second annual global Shutdown Day who say using computers, televisions and electronic gadgets is having a negative impact on society.
Nice idea.
But I gotta work tomorrow, which will require computer use.
the lakota have no word for goodbye...
fokowi | Homepage | 05.02.08 - 7:03 pm | #
remember that song by bob lakota?
'but goodbye is too good a word gal
so i'll just say fare thee well...'
NTodd, how many animals will you have once E takes up residence?
Some languages have no word for justice. Or so I read recently.
Heh, like Reagan claimed Russians had no word for 'peace' and others I've heard say they have no word for 'privacy'...
I guess that Bed Bath and Beyond is going out of business.
Gromit, you can't start a story like that and not continue.
So we bought our snug little house on the lake a couple of years ago. Beautiful place designed by an older woman and her architect. Sadly, she died before she could move in, and we purchased it from her estate. When she died, all work pretty much stopped and we head a nice house with a great view and lots of trees on a lot with horrible soil (gravel and clay).
We've been working on the landscaping, lawn and gardens. Rented a rototiller to put in garden beds, mixing in large quantities of compost that we got from our local compost project.
I was tilling a strip near the lake for the raspberry patch, pointed downhill toward the lake, when the blades of the tiller caught on a large stone and the machine hurled itself over the seawall and into the lake (only a couple of feet deep at the time).
After we all stopped laughing our asses off, the neighbor and his kids helped me haul it ashore.
I debated whether or not to tell the rental shop what had happened, but decided honesty was the best policy. They didn't charge me anything extra, nice people that they are.
I didnt like the unrepentant nihilism in NO COMPANY.
I was left thinking--why should I care.
such care in showing how he blew up the car but no detail on how (dont want to be a spoiler) something happens to somebody really important.
it was just a dumb treatment.
I will say that it grew on my later....but not to make up for the empty feeling when I saw it.
i only have a 4 hour window tomorrow i can be online anyway.
perfect day to ignore everything.
What is the french word for muti-personality blog trolling?
Only 4 hours online, poor juan!
NTodd, how many animals will you have once E takes up residence?
3 dogs, all ~50 lbs, and 5 cats, all ~10 lbs.
That's a lot of hair.
The ancient greek word for justice is dike.
the russians have no word for Crime and Punishment
What is the french word for muti-personality blog trolling?
Simels.
The English always get "Au revoir" and "Adieu" mixed up.
Au revoir means literally, till we meet again.
Adieu means good-bye, perhaps forever, until we see God.
You guys have them switched around.
Gromit, now that was highly entertaining
Russians don't even have a word for themselves.
What is the french word for muti-personality blog trolling?
Danny Guam | 05.02.08 - 7:06 pm | #
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heh
The Baba Wawa revelation is just one more kick down the road to having my gag-reflex nerves surgically cut.
The french have no word for "smorg". Fuckers.
I have to admit, sometimes you are funny.
May be you could help Elias.
Belgians claim that "French" fries are in fact Belgian, but definitive evidence for the origin has not been presented. Belgian historian Jo Gerard recounts that potatoes were already fried in 1680 in the Spanish Netherlands, in the area of "the Meuse valley between Dinant and Liège, Belgium. The poor inhabitants of this region allegedly had the custom of accompanying their meals with small fried fish, but when the river was frozen and they were unable to fish, they cut potatoes lengthwise and fried them in oil to accompany their meals."
The Dutch concur with a Southern Netherlandish or Belgian origin when referring to Vlaamse frieten ('Flemish fries'). In 1857, the newspaper Courrier de Verviers devotes an article to Fritz (assumed pun with 'frites'), a Belgian entrepreneur selling French fries at fairs, calling them "le roi des pommes de terre frites". In 1862, a stall selling French fried potatoes (see frietkot) called "Max en Fritz" was established near Het Steen in Antwerp.
A Belgian legend claims that the term "French" was introduced when British or American soldiers arrived in Belgium during World War I, and consequently tasted Belgian fries. They supposedly called them "French", as it was the official language of the Belgian Army at that time. But the term "French fried potatoes" had been in use in America long before the Great War.
NTodd, I'm about to give up vacuuming. It feels as if it's an exercise in futility.
there is no word in russian for 'ethan and joel coen'
The Chinese have no word for 'fortune'...
GravatarI didnt like the unrepentant nihilism in NO COMPANY.
No Company for Old Men?
Are we still talking about Wal Mart?
I like the way they kiss.
on Main street.
Amour, mama
Not cheap display.
I'm about to give up vacuuming. It feels as if it's an exercise in futility.
Come, join us. Then you will understand peace. It's so lovely, The Fur speaks to us...
what is the chinese word for 'total amount due?'
That's a lot of hair.
NTodd, Gams Man |
Dyson
Animal
Vaccuum
You'll never regret it.
the albanians have no words for 'strike 3'
NTodd, I'm trying to be one with the furriness.
It's not working well, but neither is chasing after it.
It's easy to mix things around. Some guys actually go into the girl's room and claim they are supermodel/engineers.
It happens alot.
Sentient dust bunnies are our friends.
My sweeper is so powerful it rips up the carpet
until the cat and dog fur layers your throat like a carpet you don't understand what it means to be alive
Brush the dogs and cats, Todd.
I once mixed up my detachable penis and detachable vagina.
The French are so funny. It's like they have a different word for everything!
-dumass 'merican
Guy
that's the same thing my chinese kung fu instructor used to say.
actually, he used the popular chinese iteration "stoopid" ...
NTodd, I'm about to give up vacuuming. It feels as if it's an exercise in futility.
[Shoots Sallyh a hard stare]
We are trying to convince NTodd that It IS Fun To Clean Your House, So That His New Squeeze Does Not Run Shrieking, Leaving Us To Listen To His Protestations Yet Again.
my ex wife had no words for 'feel free to spend the grocery money on whores and booze this weekend honey'
ahhh,
the zen of a Habs-Flyers 6th playoff hockey game.
NTodd, I'm sure that worked out better than trying to mix your detachable penis with Sinfonian's.
I promise I am cleaning tomorrow on Shutdown Day. E suggested it in addition to my biking and playing with the Pack. I hear and obey.
I've heard the word "accountability" is being removed from the English language. There is no use for it anymore here in America.
Gromit, I clean this place constantly. But shedding season...oy.
I missed all the stupid. Did anyone save me some?
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Sally, you should try NTodd's split pea soup then.
my ex wife had no words for 'feel free to spend the grocery money on whores and booze this weekend honey'
I promise I am cleaning tomorrow on Shutdown Day. E suggested it in
addition to my biking and playing with the Pack. I hear and obey.
You'll have a very happy relationship with that attitude
Vacuuming sucks.
I promise I am cleaning tomorrow on Shutdown Day. E suggested it in addition to my biking and playing with the Pack. I hear and obey.
Do half an hour a day, every day. That way it starts feeling like a normal thing. Didn't work for me, but I'm giving you this advice anyway.
Jeffraham, trust me, there's plenty to go around
I need to get rid of my carpets. 5 dogs, 2 cats, one toddler, and one baby makes carpeting a crappy flooring option.
I've heard the word "accountability" is being removed from the English language. There is no use for it anymore here in America.
The word 'constitution' failed to make its saving throw, too...
reverend wright is totally against vacuuming or washing the dishes.
how would he have time, whatwith memorizing the communist manifesto and all?
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
NTodd, I'm sure that worked out better than trying to mix your detachable penis with Sinfonian's.
DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!!
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Hey Jeffraham, I'm now riding a Honda Ruckus.
But then I used to clean behind the plates on the light switches, so my house is still pretty clean, based on those average (and faulty) standards.
Do half an hour a day, every day. That way it starts feeling like a normal thing.
and get a Dyson
Chris Mathews on the gas tax holiday, 'Sometimes gimmicks work'.
Didn't work for me, but I'm giving you this advice anyway.
Something I tell my students: don't talk past the sale!
Mrs. Zero returns from a week long trip tomorrow. I'll be vacuuming like crazy.
Commenting from which is not easy.
Danny Guam: Hey Jeffraham, I'm now riding a Honda Ruckus.
Haw! The fiddy? Nashville cops have a few two-fiddys.
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NTodd, I'm sure that worked out better than trying to mix your detachable penis with Sinfonian's.
They're pretty easy to tell apart. Mine has a tattoo that says "GLADYS." And is 6 inches longer...
Mrs. Zero returns from a week long trip tomorrow. I'll be vacuuming like crazy.
Just Another Zero | 05.02.08 - 7:14 pm | #
heh.
jesus this is making me think about facing reality.
Didn't work for me, but I'm giving you this advice anyway.
Echidne
Goddesses!
My cleaning advice is to throw crap out that can't be given away. The more crap you have, the harder it is to clean around it.
I believe in the 12 month rule. If you haven't used it in a year, somebody else can use it.
trifecta, I am close to that point. I think the former owners just put this carpet in immediately prior to selling the house to make the sale. No human or animal can walk across it without getting it dirty.
I want a Honda Ruckus.
I'll call it Uncle Ruckus.
NTodd, you gave Sinf an inferiority complex, no doubt.
This house had pink carpet everywhere.
Echidne, did you clean behind the ligh switch plates on a weekly basis?
I'll call it Uncle Ruckus.
I love it when he sings "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah" and tells those stories about Brer Rabbit...
Yea, the little one.
Is it illegal to ride a 250? I thought they just couldn't be imported any longer.
i have to model my entire psychology from now on on one of my favourite tv british detectives who is amused yet observant and quietly deliberate.
this will help me clean more.
the game's tomorrow night!
yuch!
now what will I do? It's 3 a.m and I'm fully awake because I ran for 40 minutes....
the apartment's spic and span, the laundry and dishes are done.
NTodd, you gave Sinf an inferiority complex, no doubt.
Oh, his 8.5 incher named 'Suriname' should be fine for most women...
Echidne, did you clean behind the ligh switch plates on a weekly basis?
No, only twice a year, when I also disinfected all the traps under the sinks and so on. Toothbrush was used as the main cleaning tool.
Dyson
Animal
Vaccuum
What a waste. 600 buck and animals won't even fit through the nozzle.
No, only twice a year, when I also disinfected all the traps under the sinks and so on. Toothbrush was used as the main cleaning tool.
Echidne | Homepage | 05.02.08 - 7:18 pm | #
zounds.
that's impressive.
I once mixed up my detachable penis and detachable vagina.
NTodd, Gams Man
______________________________
I stored my detachable penis inside my detachable vagina, and the next time I opened my sock drawer it was filled with little squirming detachable penises and tiny detachable vaginas, labia opening and closing like the beaks of baby birds.
Toothbrush was used as the main cleaning tool.
Echidne |
Is this why my toothbrush tastes funny after the housekeeper leaves?
I missed all the stupid. Did anyone save me some?
.
Jeffraham Prestonian
don't worry, anyone selling stupid is all stocked up.
What a waste. 600 buck and animals won't even fit through the nozzle.
Have you tried the Dyson Gerbil rectum vacuum?
-Liddy Dole
Is this why my toothbrush tastes funny after the housekeeper leaves?
racymind | Homepage | 05.02.08 - 7:19 pm | #
oh lord.
I know - I'll go annoy my bf.
Bye Fokowi.
"I love it when he sings "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah" and tells those stories about Brer Rabbit..."
No, that's Uncle Remus.
Uncle Ruckus is the old drunk guy on "The Boondocks".
I had a roomate who once scrubbed our entire kitchen floor with a toothbrush.
Not that I would know anything about such matters, but I believe that was a drug-enhanced cleaning spree
But then I used to clean behind the plates on the light switches
Sounds like something people would do if they came from a culture where the sun didn't rise for 5 months in the winter.
Me, I'd go for reindeer tipping.
labia opening and closing like the beaks of baby birds.
That's fucking poetry. But it's not doing Atrios any favors, you know...
Danny Guam: Is it illegal to ride a 250? I thought they just couldn't be imported any longer.
Neither -- Honda just doesn't ship 'em here, anymore. They pared back to like 4 scooters for the U.S. this year. They make a couple dozen. 
50cc is generally the line where states start to require a special motorcycle endorsement requirement and/or other preconditions to ride, legally. In TN, a 50cc is a "motorized bicycle," and requires only a regular "D" endorsement, and a DOT-approved helmet. No tags, insurance or registration. Anything above requires more.
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I love it when he sings "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah" and tells those stories about Brer Rabbit...
NTodd, Gams Man
I killed that fucking bluebird. It kept pooping on me.
you wouldn't believe all the totally silent scooters on the streets here
I'm sorry, this is from the previous thread and it just begs for sarcasm. Nothing personal Avedon:
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"I think maybe what we got here is the story in microcosm of what's happened to the country between Bill Clinton's thriving economy and George W Bush's economic train wreck.
It's a story of greedy investors .
*
It's the story of an idealistic conservative who has been bombarded with New Conservative ideology (workers are parasites; they deserve NOTHING; they ought to pay to work for you; rip them off, it's your right - hell, it's your DUTY)."
No, there were no "greedy investors" or conservatives who thought workers were "parasites" who deserve "NOTHING" _before Bill Clinton_!
No, never in history.
This is the kind of liberal claptrap that prevents real change by conjuring a distinction between liberal-minded capitalism, and conservative-minded capitalism. They're both exploiting the world for their greed, and accepting this narrow-minded interpretation only perpetuates it.
Reject it.
Democracy over Capitalism!
born to be mild
I'm sorry, this is from the previous thread and it just begs for sarcasm.
not polite to talk about yourself
Sounds like something people would do if they came from a culture where the sun didn't rise for 5 months in the winter.
Me, I'd go for reindeer tipping.
Too much loose hair.
I killed that fucking bluebird. It kept pooping on me.
Of course it did: it's a Cleveland fan.