I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Ah, Broder.
World's slowest rebound.
I think I might be coming down with a cold.
The Dean of the ridiculous.
Frozen pizza for supper tonight.
DAMN! Thrown out trying to steal home.
Misty, water-colored memories...
In academia, if a faculty member is not too swift but otherwise likes bureaucratic wanking, he often ends up as a Dean of something.
Zero my diet-shrunken ass. De-lurking to say hello..... and boy, do I miss bread. Food group, not the band.
He gets paid to write this. It's just wrong.
I bet columnists hate it when you remind them of the stupid stuff they've said in the past.
They didn't have to worry about that so much when their only medium was print.
Broder should be cast as the dumbest fucker in the United States.
How will history mock those who have acted as public fluffers for the most-hated president ever?
Sadly, Atrios appears to not have bounced. His latest approval is in the teens.
In academia, if a faculty member is not too swift but otherwise likes bureaucratic wanking, he often ends up as a Dean of something.
And when you look at pay raises, all those faculty who do dean-type stuff end up getting more money.
When he eventually joins the choir invisible, that column should be carved onto Broder's headstone, along with an image of him eating quail at Karl Rove's table.
Bush in the remake of "Shaft In Africa":
Are you man enough...big and bad enough?
Are you gonna let 'em shoot ya down?
When the evil flies, and your brother cries,
Are you gonna be around?
Someone needs a friend, just around the bend.
Don't ya think you should be there?
Are you man enough...when the goin's rough?
Is it in your heart to care?
Can't we just replace Andy Rooney with David Broder? Broder would finally be treated with all the gravitas he deserves (none) and Rooney could finally retire to his crypt.
I think I might be coming down with a cold
After sleeping 5 hours since I woke up, yeah, there's something of a cold/flu coming on in my body.
Ah, Broder.
SteveNS
Wotta putz!
when you look at pay raises, all those faculty who do dean-type stuff end up getting more money.
I'm hoping that next semester I'll get a raise to 29 cents an hour since I'm caught up with my grading for the first time in 5 years. We adjuncts do it for love.
Thanks, but I don't want to join FaceBook.
I used a synomyn and my quiltsquito account at operamail. Just think of the time you could waste playing Sinf, NTodd, Racymind, Trifecta, Molly, and so on.
Heh, I beat Jeff Co today.
qlª | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 4:52 pm | #
Maybe Broder learned Karl Rove's math.
CNN: Senate considers allowing loaded weapons in National Parks.
Well, guess I'll never go to a National Park again.
Broder should be cast as the dumbest fucker in the United States.
Barndog, sunny
Kristol already has it sewn up, sorry.
Broder should be cast as the dumbest fucker in the United States.
Barndog, sunny
I thought that was Dougie Feith.
There could be a pageant! They could all compete in swimsuits.
Kristol already has it sewn up, sorry
There's room for Broderella.
your job is so easy.
Barndog,
You ate Bambi's heart?
/bursts into tears
I thought that was Dougie Feith.
Feith has the planet.
You ate Bambi's heart?
It wasn't bambi. It was a distant relative.
CNN: Senate considers allowing loaded weapons in National Parks.
Well, guess I'll never go to a National Park again.
Barndog, sunny
I'm sure the rangers are just thrilled.
Heh, I beat Jeff Co today.
I beat him and tigre in a 3-way today. I'm smoking a cigarette right now.
Senate considers allowing loaded weapons in National Parks.
Soon you'll be able to buy commemorative ammo-and-creationist-literature sets at the gift shops.
Can't wait for Pumpkinhead to ask him about that.
You ate Bambi's heart?
Didn't you ever watch Red Dawn?
Heh, I beat Jeff Co today.
And me. My impressive collection of i's is not going to catch you.
RIL - and that was years ago, since the state can't manage the deer herd - and now there all sorts of neat diseases.
I beat him and tigre in a 3-way today. I'm smoking a cigarette right now.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
Coming first is not winning.
HAHAHA. Wrong again.
the village: conventional wisdom
the blogs: collective wisdom
but, i digress..
By the way, what happened to der Fueher's plan to postpone his Africa trip until after the House sucked his cock?
By the way, what happened to der Fueher's plan to postpone his Africa trip until after the House sucked his cock?
They found out he was dickless.
By the way, what happened to der Fueher's plan to postpone his Africa trip until after the House sucked his cock?
They bit.
CNN: Senate considers allowing loaded weapons in National Parks.
I posted that earlier. Apparently the thugs are trying to get ion a wedge issue so the yahoos can scream that someone wants to take away their guns.
You can't hunt in national parks, right? What's the purpose of having a loaded gun?!
I beat him and tigre in a 3-way today. I'm smoking a cigarette right now.
and then I beat you.
heh.
Just wait until tigre gets back. I played a 102-pointer to open our new game.
You can't hunt in national parks, right? What's the purpose of having a loaded gun?!
pie
To make them safer, of course.
May God help us, because we seem unable to.
CNN: Senate considers allowing loaded weapons in National Parks.
I posted that earlier. Apparently the thugs are trying to get ion a wedge issue so the yahoos can scream that someone wants to take away their guns.
You can't hunt in national parks, right? What's the purpose of having a loaded gun?!
Terrorists might come and attack?
You can't hunt in national parks, right? What's the purpose of having a loaded gun?!
I think there are some areas you can hunt it, but I could be mistaken. Maybe they could shoot all the snowmobilers...
BTW, if you go to a recent Broder column, you can email the old coot.
Send him a "Happy Anniversary" message and include a link to the column mentioned:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...7021501271.html
You can't hunt in national parks, right? What's the purpose of having a loaded gun?!
To keep Yogi Bear from stealing your pic-a-nic basket?
That guns-make-you-safer argument is really warped. The more guns there are among my neighbors the less safe I feel. I also want to check their medicine cupboards.
By the way, what happened to der Fueher's plan to postpone his Africa trip until after the House sucked his cock?
Richard
I am reluctantly forced to conclude that we can believe nothing of what our president says.
Ever.
Maybe they could shoot all the snowmobilers...
Hmmmmmmmm... maybe I could get behind this plan, after all!
and then I beat you.
heh.
It felt good.
[fetches towel]
SteveNS, if you live in Chicago, I'll bring you some of the hot soup my wife just made. I hate to see a brother forced to down frozen 'za on a cold Saturday night.
If people aren't allowed to have guns in national parks, then only the animals will have guns.
You can't hunt in national parks, right? What's the purpose of having a loaded gun?!
To keep Yogi Bear from stealing your pic-a-nic basket?
Or nail Smokey right between the baby-blues.
Hmmmmmmmm... maybe I could get behind this plan, after all!
dave™©
Trust me, it's the fucking snowmobilers who are the type who want this.
The only good thing is, as addicted to the internal combustion engine as our gun freak friends are, you just stay away from the car campgrounds and you should be ok.
There were a handful of nice young people about 50 miles from me in DeKalb that guns didn't make safer.
Just wait until tigre gets back. I played a 102-pointer to open our new game.
if the last two games haven't taught you anything...
If people aren't allowed to have guns in national parks, then only the animals will have guns
Yeah, you wouldn't want a squad of bears ambushing you or anything.
Do you think Atrios puts entries for this stuff in his Outlook, e.g., Last February 15th he wrote, "Broder writes characteristically dickish column claiming Bush is headed for a comeback" with a reminder to cite same a year from that date?
if the last two games haven't taught you anything...
Shut up and fetch me an eclair, bitch.
SteveNS, if you live in Chicago, I'll bring you some of the hot soup my wife just made. I hate to see a brother forced to down frozen 'za on a cold Saturday night.
PopeRatzo
* checking flights and connections *
I can be there in... um, under 24 hours!
I think there are some areas you can hunt it, but I could be mistaken
I know the Senecas can hunt in the state park in western New York, but that's because it's on their land. I don't think it's open to anyone else, even during deer season.
Broder is dumber that a bag of bricks.
Do you think Atrios puts entries for this stuff in his Outlook
No, he encodes it with tats on his cock.
I can be there in... um, under 24 hours!
Sorry pal, it'll be all et up by then.
Luckily, I really only go camping (in a campground) in one spot. I've known the owner for over 20 years, and we have a good time while I'm there.
Like I really camp in that 28' 5th wheel anyways.
By the way, what happened to der Fueher's plan to postpone his Africa trip until after the House sucked his cock?
I wish he'd spend the whole trip in Kenya - and that his secret service detail in Dubai or something.
Broder is dumber that a bag of bricks.
mer
Hey! I resent that!
No, he encodes it with tats on his cock
Well, you know them irish guys...
Sorry pal, it'll be all et up by then.
PopeRatzo
'Sokay, dude. I appreciate the thought!
Shut up and fetch me an eclair, bitch.
[plots next devious win]
David Broder is a lot like the Grandfather from Texas Chainsaw Massacre - they wheel him out every once in awhile and he tries his damnedest to smack someone with his hammer, but doesn't really do any damage.
No, he encodes it with tats on his cock.
Good to see that pacifist stuff hasn't taken away your edge.
Maybe they could shoot all the snowmobilers...
When I was a kid in Canada, there was an incident in my hometown. There was an asshole who liked driving his snowmobile at high speed through the backyards of his neighbours. Finally, one angry neighbour decided to lower his cloth's line. The unfortunate result of this bit of payback was that the snowmobiler was decapitated, Saddam style.
Shut up and fetch me an eclair, bitch
/me envisions a spinning backkick to the left temple
If people aren't allowed to have guns in national parks, then only the animals will have guns
Yeah, you wouldn't want a squad of bears ambushing you or anything.
Barndog, sunny
4 school shootings in one week.
When do we start issuing gun to students at enrollment?
By the way, what happened to der Fueher's plan to postpone his Africa trip until after the House sucked his cock?
Richard
I was going to ask about that when I saw Chimpy was off to see his tree-swinging relatives in Africa.
Must be he beat a hasty retreat when the House refused to capitulate (for the first time ever).
[plots next devious win]
FETCH ME MY GODDAMNED ECLAIR FIRST, YOU COCKSUCKER!
Good to see that pacifist stuff hasn't taken away your edge.
DON'T. EVER. EVER. CALL. ME. A. FUCKING. PACIFIST. BITCH.
The unfortunate result of this bit of payback was that the snowmobiler was decapitated, Saddam style.
Richard
I know a farmer in Wisconsin who buries pipe in the ground, sticking up about a foot.
When the snow falls, you don't see 'em, but they sure wreak havoc if you run over 'em at high speed.
/me envisions a spinning backkick to the left temple
the come-from-behind wins are the game equivalent.
Happy blogiversary, wt!
(I missed the earlier thread.)
When do we start issuing gun to students at enrollment?
Rmj, Theologist
For you, that's snark.
For Glenn Reynolds, it's a policy paper.
Like I really camp in that 28' 5th wheel anyways.
Barndog, sunny | 02.16.08 - 5:06 pm | #
reminded of the old line. 'to me, roughing it is a holiday inn without a pool...'
It may seem perverse to suggest...
"Perverse" isn't the word I'd have used....
4 school shootings in one week.
When do we start issuing gun to students at enrollment?
In many countries the media doesn't report on suicides because doing so always causes copycat suicides. I think one of the reasons for these things are the reports. I understand that the media can't not report on something like a mass killing but perhaps the tone of the reports could be changed to make the mythologizing of the killers less.
COMCASTIC!
bastids.
.
the come-from-behind wins are the game equivalent
I realize, in the arts - one isn't supposed to get any type of personal gratification off a move like earlier described. Bad juju.
However, I can see it happening.
Happy blogiversary, wt!
thanks, mang!
When do we start issuing gun to students at enrollment?
Rmj, Theologist
Students in the advanced classes should get to carry higher calibre weapons.
It's only right.
When do we start issuing gun to students at enrollment?
Rmj, Theologist
For you, that's snark.
For Glenn Reynolds, it's a policy paper.
res ipsa loquitur
Well, it's that or gun control.
Was noticing how easily the news accounts focus on the shooter, who is always crazy, and never on the fact even a crazy person can't commit a mass killing with a butcher knife.
Well, not as easily, anyway.
SoBe -- mini-con in 37209, tonight. You game? GingerSnaps, Ivy, others!
.
'to me, roughing it is a holiday inn without a pool...'
No pool. But, the furnace and A/C work great.
Try that in a fuckin' tent.
the come-from-behind wins are the game equivalent.
I'm not very pleased with you right now. I'm so not putting out for you in Philly.
[considers list of hot Atriettes in little black book he'd liked to get slapped by]
I wonder if people like mimi regret pissing off so many people and not participating in our fun stuff like scrabble.
t perhaps the tone of the reports could be changed to make the mythologizing of the killers less.
Echidne
We're all sensitive to ridicule.
How about a headline like "Stupid Asshole With Tiny Penis Wastes 7"?
DON'T. EVER. EVER. CALL. ME. A. FUCKING. PACIFIST. BITCH.
you burned my eyebrows off.
I'm being summoned to the kitchen.
Later, all.
I'm getting a cold, too I think. Fuck.
hillary never praised nafta
**************************
That guns-make-you-safer argument is really warped. The more guns there are among my neighbors the less safe I feel. I also want to check their medicine cupboards.
Echidne | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 5:02 pm | #
Actually have a coworker who said yesterday that the problem was none of the students in that class at NIU had a loaded weapon. He felt it would never have happened if the other students had been armed.
What a nut case.
GD it, that was me.
In many countries the media doesn't report on suicides because doing so always causes copycat suicides. I think one of the reasons for these things are the reports. I understand that the media can't not report on something like a mass killing but perhaps the tone of the reports could be changed to make the mythologizing of the killers less.
Echidne
Which, oddly, ties in with what I said next.
Synchronicity....
David Broder is a lot like the Grandfather from Texas Chainsaw Massacre - they wheel him out every once in awhile and he tries his damnedest to smack someone with his hammer, but doesn't really do any damage.
Give the old fart a break, will ya?
Shrub's approval rating is almost as high as it was a year ago.
If that isn't the comeback trail, I don't know what is.
I wonder if people like mimi regret pissing off so many people and not participating in our fun stuff like scrabble.
"mimi" hates us for our freedom.
When do we start issuing gun to students at enrollment?
Prosecutors want to get Brent Wilkes a quarter
century.
Synchronicity....
Lots of that in the air...
I wonder if people like mimi regret pissing off so many people and not participating in our fun stuff like scrabble.
Doubt it. Their "joy" comes from thinking they've pwn3d us.
you burned my eyebrows off.
They'll grow back.
Five minutes of network service... I may faint.
.
I'm not very pleased with you right now. I'm so not putting out for you in Philly.
[makes lobster claw motions with hands]
I'm getting a cold, too I think. Fuck.
I think this one's spread via the intertubes.
Goddamn tags.
When do we start issuing gun to students at enrollment?
A wingnut state senator in TN has a bill that would allow students and teachers to carry guns on college campuses.
Imagine the bloodbath if everyone was shooting at each other, willy-nilly.
the come-from-behind wins ...
Is it hot in here or is it me???
That guns-make-you-safer argument is really warped. The more guns there are among my neighbors the less safe I feel. I also want to check their medicine cupboards.
Echidne
Actually have a coworker who said yesterday that the problem was none of the students in that class at NIU had a loaded weapon. He felt it would never have happened if the other students had been armed.
What a nut case.
Shared Humanity
A guy drove his truck into a Luby's and shot the place up in Texas a decade or so back. Result? A concealed handgun law, so the patrons of the restaurant can shoot back next time.
No such incidents since, which is good. But the first time it does happen....well, I think it will only be worse.
I think this one's spread via the intertubes
You bastards!!
Good one from Greenwald.
Check out the ticking clock!
Try that in a fuckin' tent.
Barndog, sunny | 02.16.08 - 5:11 pm | #
i was like 3 merit badges away from eagle scout, then i discoverd girls.
i can handle my own in the wildoo...
did you ever get that fucking driftboat you were talking about awhile back?
Okay, off to drink beer with meat people.
♥
Do you think Atrios puts entries for this stuff in his Outlook, e.g., Last February 15th he wrote, "Broder writes characteristically dickish column claiming Bush is headed for a comeback" with a reminder to cite same a year from that date?
Totally. Probably Outlook with a backup old fashioned leather datebook, in case the computer crashes.
I think this one's spread via the intertubes
Everybody stop exhaling!
[makes lobster claw motions with hands]
That first one REALLLLLY didn't want to go it. I felt kinda bad.
Until I ate his claws in drawn butter.
Imagine the bloodbath if everyone was shooting at each other, willy-nilly.
No, we'd just start seeing the stories about Student Accidentally Shoots Self While Cleaning Gun and Student Accidentally Shoots Roomie ("I Didn't Know It Was Loaded" etc. etc.).
did you ever get that fucking driftboat you were talking about awhile back?
Ayup. Waiting for the paperwork on the other end to arrive, so I can license the trailer. (boat needs no license, since it isn't motorized)
A guy drove his truck into a Luby's and shot the place up in Texas a decade or so back. Result? A concealed handgun law, so the patrons of the restaurant can shoot back next time.
So were people driving trucks into Luby's and shooting the place up a lot before that law?
No such incidents since, which is good. But the first time it does happen....well, I think it will only be worse.
Rmj, Theologist
Minnesota passed a concealed carry law a few years ago, for just this reason.
Haven't heard of a single case of anyone with a permit stopping a crime, but I'd bet there have been plenty of fatal accidents with the hardware.
i was like 3 merit badges away from eagle scout, then i discoverd girls.
I was 3 gym credits from a PhD...
They blasted his once-high-flying lifestyle, belittled his claims of innocence and branded him an “overgrown frat boy” fueled by greed and avarice.
At minimum, Wilkes should receive no less than 16 years and eight months in prison, prosecutors said. That would be exactly twice the length of the sentence Cunningham received after pleading guilty to conspiracy and tax evasion.
Wilkes deserves 25 years, what about an “overgrown frat boy” who employs torture?
I just got home, and apparently there's been another mass shooting, in MD this time?
It's not too late.
Go Stupid, Go!!!
I think one of the reasons for these things are the reports.
I think it's the *kind* of reporting. It really does glorify the violence. CNN had Sanjay Gupta on the scene reporting on how these catastrophes "overwhelm small community hospitals" and whatnot.
You know, maybe they should focus on the victims, telling us what kind of people they were. But when I mentioned that, Mr. Beale said HELL NO he hates that sappy shit.
So, how about not trying to pimp these tragedies for ratings and whatnot, OK? How about that?
i was like 3 merit badges away from eagle scout, then i discoverd girls.
girls can be found with somewhat less effort here in california
.
That first one REALLLLLY didn't want to go it. I felt kinda bad.
I was 3 gym credits from a PhD...
NTodd,
NTodd, PhD ABPE
CNN: Senate considers allowing loaded weapons in National Parks.
Was it ever actually disallowed? I don't remember rangers ever checking for guns.
there's been another mass shooting, in MD this time?
Jesus.
Where??
Broder was right about the surge working but he was wrong that this would change public opinion about Bush.
Hmmmmm....filling out paperwork in preparation for first year.
Dorm Preference?
1. All Male
2. All Female
3. Mixed Sex by Floor
4. Gun Free
5. Approved for Concealed Carry
Yikes!!!!! Might have to reconsider my school preference.
David Broder's stupidity just never stops.
I think one of the reasons for these things are the reports.
Well, I certainly wasn't happy to hear that the shooter got his guns from the same internet place as the VT shooter.
I was 3 gym credits from a PhD...
NTodd, Änti-VNF | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 5:17 pm | #
When Mother Nature does synchronicity, watch out!
CoT,
That Poland article is not online, but I have a PDF of it at the borg. I will send it to you on MOnday.
And the Booker article is not online, either.
The Hertzberg thing is, though.
Apparently, Headline news thinks the "Camping World 300" is far more important than some little mass shooting.
I think it's the *kind* of reporting. It really does glorify the violence. CNN had Sanjay Gupta on the scene reporting on how these catastrophes "overwhelm small community hospitals" and whatnot.
You know, maybe they should focus on the victims, telling us what kind of people they were. But when I mentioned that, Mr. Beale said HELL NO he hates that sappy shit.
I think they should focus on the victims, too. I don't care how sappy it is, it is also where the pain is and where lives were destroyed. If it was sappy enough, maybe would-be-killers would just off themselves alone.
Was it ever actually disallowed? I don't remember rangers ever checking for guns.
Lumpenprolitariot | 02.16.08 - 5:19 pm | #
Too busy checking for pot and DFH's!
Broder = The Cooler
I'm watching a movie on Showtime or HBO or something. I'm not buying Gretchen Mol and Elizabeth Reaser as lesbians.
res ipsa loquitur:
Thanks!
Oh, my bad, the people in Maryland got plowed down by a car in a street race. I just walked in and saw '8 dead' on the CNN ticker and assumed it was guns.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/02/16...s.ap/
index.html
Broder was right about the surge working
The surge was successful in the only thing Bush ever intended it to do - get the media focus off what a disaster Iraq is. All the other "goals" touted then and since are just standard Bush BS.
I'm unaware of a shooting incident in Maryland -- maybe you're thinking about this car crash.
Drag race with 8 fatalities in MD is what I say. Lotsa death by stupidity.
somedays you're the particle, somedays you're the accelerator...
Wasn't there an incident in Florida a few years back where a foreign student happened to knock on the wrong house door, was shot and killed by the homeowner, and the killer was later found not guilty of any wrongdoing?
Apparently, Headline news thinks the "Camping World 300" is far more important than some little mass shooting.
Wait 'til a disgruntled Marine gets 7 headshots at Camping World...
What I saw, not say.
Wasn't there an incident in Florida a few years back where a foreign student happened to knock on the wrong house door, was shot and killed by the homeowner, and the killer was later found not guilty of any wrongdoing?
Richard
There was one like that in Louisiana, I believe, 'bout 10 years ago. Dunno about Florida.
Was it ever actually disallowed? I don't remember rangers ever checking for guns.
I worked at one. There were signs everywhere saying no firearms or alcohol allowed.
Obviously exceptions are made during hunting season. Actually, I worked at National Recreation Area, not a National Park. Do they allow hunting in National Parks?
there's been another mass shooting, in MD this time
wow, i am still scratching my head in some weird mixture of anger and sorrow over the 8 people killed when they came out to "watch" a drag race ... good fucking grief
Yes, wasn't it a Japanese kid a halloween costume. The homeowner saw someone on his doorstep so naturally he shot him.
Got off.
Mr. Pinchy! Nooooooooooooooo!
Drag race with 8 fatalities in MD is what I say. Lotsa death by stupidity.
Yeah, that's the HuffPo headline:
"8 Killed As Car Hits Crowd At Maryland Drag-Race"
Wasn't there an incident in Florida a few years back where a foreign student happened to knock on the wrong house door, was shot and killed by the homeowner, and the killer was later found not guilty of any wrongdoing?
Richard
Louisiana, IIRC.
Wasn't there an incident in Florida a few years back where a foreign student happened to knock on the wrong house door, was shot and killed by the homeowner, and the killer was later found not guilty of any wrongdoing?
Well, to be fair, the knocker was foreign.
I was 3 gym credits from a PhD...
I know a place where you can get a Bachelor's degree in "outdoor recreation". Courses include skiing, snowshoeing and theory of recreating.
fokowi
I didn't understand the part about "dominant"
could you re-phrase?
mimi | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 3:19 pm | #
worthy adversary...
Was it ever actually disallowed? I don't remember rangers ever checking for guns.
I'm just glad they've never checked my "hiking stick".
Richard,
That happened in Baton Rouge, LA, a couple of days before Halloween.
As some on here used to say...
In the corporate state, the corporate media is the state media.
"There were just bodies everywhere; it was horrible," said Crystal Gaines, 27, whose father was among the dead.
Gaines said she grabbed her child but could not help her father, William Gaines Sr., 61.
(snip)
The white sedan hit people standing on the side of Route 210 around 3:40 a.m., Prince George's County Police Cpl. Clinton Copeland said.
She's 27, and she was with her child at an illegal drag race at 3:40am?
Awesome parenting skills on display there.
It was a drag race in PG County. Car swerved into a bunch of spectators.
Oh noes! Another Hollywood couple breaks up!
Kirstie Alley Distanced From Jenny Craig
Mr. Pinchy! Nooooooooooooooo!
"But he tastes so gooooooo-hoooohooooo-d"
I think they should focus on the victims, too. I don't care how sappy it is, it is also where the pain is and where lives were destroyed. If it was sappy enough, maybe would-be-killers would just off themselves alone.
Echidne
I'd settle for: "Why the hell do these people get guns!!!!!???????!!!!!!!"
there's been another mass shooting, in MD this time.
i blame myspace. oh, yeah. and facebook...
Drag race with 8 fatalities in MD is what I say. Lotsa death by stupidity.
bo | 02.16.08 - 5:23 pm | #
Cars don't kill people. People kill people. It's just easier to do it with a car.
In "Back to the Future Part III," you were supposed to leave your iron outside the town party, but then they were pansies.
She's 27, and she was with her child at an illegal drag race at 3:40am?
Awesome parenting skills on display there.
Not surprising if you know anything about the area.
We're talking Wal-Mart Senseless Killing Garden Apartment Heaven here.
Cars don't kill people. People kill people. It's just easier to do it with a car.
I'm not sure most people driving at night are expecting to come upon a street race with spectators in the road.
She's 27, and she was with her child at an illegal drag race at 3:40am?
And dad. All in the family. I'm stunned something weren't wrong.
I know a place where you can get a Bachelor's degree in "outdoor recreation". Courses include skiing, snowshoeing and theory of recreating.
Zurich, or Moscow?
"There were just bodies everywhere; it was horrible," said Crystal Gaines, 27, whose father was among the dead.
Gaines said she grabbed her child but could not help her father, William Gaines Sr., 61.
(snip)
The white sedan hit people standing on the side of Route 210 around 3:40 a.m., Prince George's County Police Cpl. Clinton Copeland said.
She's 27, and she was with her child at an illegal drag race at 3:40am?
Awesome parenting skills on display there.
SteveNS
'
Can't imagine where she learned to behave that way....
More Than Tissues in a Box of Kleenex
Greenpeace Denies Sanctioning Notes
(Kimberly-Clark has battled Greenpeace over recycled fibers in products. )
The battle over the environment has found a new front: the inside of a Kleenex box.
"Wiping away ancient forests," warned a note found inside a box bought recently at a drug store in New York by a stuffy-nosed reporter. "Here's a little secret that Kimberly-Clark, the largest tissue maker in the world and parent company of Kleenex, does not want you to know."
The not-so-secret secret is that Kimberly-Clark has been fighting with Greenpeace for nearly three years over recycled fibers in its products. Greenpeace says the company is destroying the boreal forest of Canada; Kimberly-Clark says it has begun testing new tissues made with recycled materials. But the bigger mystery is how the leaflet got into the box.
"We take any and all comments about any foreign materials in products extremely seriously," said David Dickson, a spokesman for Kimberly-Clark.
He then called corporate security.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp...ml?
hpid=topnews
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Louisiana, IIRC.
You're right...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Yos...shihiro_Hattori
Yoshihiro Hattori (服部剛丈 Hattori Yoshihiro) (November 22, 1975 - October 17, 1992) was a Japanese exchange student residing in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, United States at the time of his death. Hattori was on his way to a Halloween party when he mistook the address and entered the wrong suburban property. The property owner, Rodney Peairs, mortally wounded Hattori with gunfire, thinking he was trespassing with criminal intent. The controversial homicide, and Peairs' subsequent acquittal in the state court of Louisiana, received worldwide attention.
FUCKERS! From AP:
Feds Nip State Efforts to Slash Mercury
By H. JOSEF HEBERT Associated Press Writer
Feb 16th, 2008 | WASHINGTON -- While arguing in court that states are free to enact tougher mercury controls from power plants, the Bush administration pressured dozens of states to accept a scheme that would let some plants evade cleaning up their pollution, government documents show.
A week ago, a federal appeals court struck down that industry-friendly approach for mercury reduction. It allowed plants with excessive smokestack emissions to buy pollution rights from other plants that foul the air less.
Internal Environmental Protection Agency documents and e-mails, obtained by the advocacy group Environmental Defense, show attempts over the past two years to blunt state efforts to make their plants drastically reduce mercury pollution instead of trading for credits that would let them continue it.
She's 27, and she was with her child at an illegal drag race at 3:40am?
Awesome parenting skills on display there.
SteveNS
I'm not even alive at 3:40 a.m.
And anyone who wakes me at that hour had better have a damn good reason for doing so.
Is it true the VA Tech killer and the Illinois guy bought their guns from the same dealer???
I'd settle for: "Why the hell do these people get guns!!!!!???????!!!!!!!"
Rmj, Theologist
But it's their Constitutional right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(what with them being in a well organized militia, and all).
The property owner, Rodney Peairs, mortally wounded Hattori with gunfire, thinking he was trespassing with criminal intent. The controversial homicide, and Peairs' subsequent acquittal in the state court of Louisiana, received worldwide attention.
Richard
I saw a report on "American Justice" about that story.
The shooter? Let's just say he looks like consummate Bush supporter.
Can't imagine where she learned to behave that way....
Rmj, Theologist
Yep, that's a real mystery there...
Oh, this is interesting: apparently Larry Johnson has been banned from Orange Satan.
"Do they allow hunting in National Parks?"
Only if you can prove you are not a vice president.
And anyone who wakes me at that hour had better have a damn good reason for doing so.
Terry C - Hates Republicans
Hey Terry,
You might want to get up. There's a white sedan COMING OUR WAY!
Is it true the VA Tech killer and the Illinois guy bought their guns from the same dealer???
Of course. VA Tech killer was the inspiration for NIU killer. Wanted to be just like him.
Greenpeace says the company is destroying the boreal forest of Canada...
Oh shit. I never knew that.
We just bought a bunch of Kleenex at CostCo.
Well, we'll have to be more careful from now on and find some made with recycled materials.
Well, the student in Florida was Asian looking.
-GSD
Are the GOP going to recommend allowing handguns into the GOP convention in Minnesota?
Zurich, or Moscow?
Thunder Bay...
http://outdoorrec.lakeheadu.ca/
Are the GOP going to recommend allowing handguns into the GOP convention in Minnesota?
GSD
You're kidding, right?
well, gotta sign off. Later, peeps.
Police said the white sedan was not involved in the street race but accidentally drove into the crowd of about 50 people that had spilled onto the highway to watch two racing cars speed off.
[snip]
"It's probably one of the worst scenes I've seen," Copeland said. "This is a situation that could have been avoided, and it's a very tragic situation."
[snip]
According to police, two cars had lined up for a race on the smooth and relatively flat and straight stretch of highway. They spun their wheels, kicking up smoke, then sped off, Copeland said.
The crowd then moved into the road to watch the cars drive away. The combination of the smoke and the dark morning likely meant the driver of the approaching white sedan could not see the crowd. No charges were pending.
Yeah, this sounds like a breeding ground of geniuses...
Larry Johnson's funniest headline for a post was:
Are Republicans Cocksuckers?
-GSD
Are the GOP going to recommend allowing handguns into the GOP convention in Minnesota?
Popcorn!
Of course. VA Tech killer was the inspiration for NIU killer. Wanted to be just like him.
Snow (D-SC)
Friendless and alone? Crazy? Despised by all?
Well, he certainly achieved that, didn't he?
That tyrant Hugo Chavez is at it again. This time he’s picking on poor lil’ ExxonMobil by outrageously choosing the interests of Venezuelan citizens over those of foreign corporations. It’s a shame that Chavez is preventing Venezuelans from enjoying the same level of corporate-sponsored democracy that we have here. What a dictator.
The state oil company of Venezuela said on Tuesday that it has stopped selling crude to ExxonMobil Corp in response to the US oil company’s court bid to freeze billions of dollars in Venezuelan assets.
Commiefascilenninist
It's not every university where the instructors wear touques...
http://outdoorrec.lakeheadu.ca/?...=page&
pageid=62
Adam,
Wouldn't that test their theory that allowing everyone to carry weapons makes for a safe environment?
-GSD
Larry Johnson's funniest headline for a post was:
Are Republicans Cocksuckers?
I think that's one of them whatchacallems...truisms.
Well, he certainly achieved that, didn't he?
Made the national news. That is what these deranged terrorists want.
Apparently Susan Hu is on some sort of "double secret probation" as well.
I guess I never noticed the signs 'cause all I carried was camera
Oh, to hell with Broder.
I just got stung by a bee! On my chest.
Yeah, this sounds like a breeding ground of geniuses...
Rmj, Theologist
I think it's a fairly common scenario.
And the cynicism ill-becomes you. After all, 7 people died, and they did do it at 3:30 am.
It's not like they were standing in the middle of the 410 at rush hour.
Is it true the VA Tech killer and the Illinois guy bought their guns from the same dealer???
Internet sales have gone through the roof.
criminy -- i just saw a predator drone commercial run during the nba pregame show.
The state oil company of Venezuela said on Tuesday that it has stopped selling crude to ExxonMobil Corp in response to the US oil company’s court bid to freeze billions of dollars in Venezuelan assets.
The sabre-rattling in Iran is for show. The next US invasion's going to happen in Venezuela, you just watch.
Hey Terry,
You might want to get up. There's a white sedan COMING OUR WAY!
Adam Hominem
Oh, not ME, dude!
I'M where I'm supposed to be at that hour.
And I prefer MY forms of entertainment to be a bit more cerebral.
VA Tech killer was the inspiration for NIU killer. Wanted to be just like him.
McVeigh was avenging Koresh.
Wouldn't that test their theory that allowing everyone to carry weapons makes for a safe environment?
-GSD
Hey, don't get me wrong--I'm totally behind the idea!
"wear touques..."
Need to check my glasses again. I stared at the pic trying to figure out how a reference to Tongues fit into it.
i must retrieve comestibles.
The sabre-rattling in Iran is for show. The next US invasion's going to happen in Venezuela, you just watch.
SteveNS
Oh, GREAT way to piss off Latino-Americans.
Ooops, one last post:
Oh, geez:
"Pajamas Media blogger Rob Port takes the students of Northern Illinois to task for not throwing their laptops at the gunman in the recent shooting tragedy there:
In a recent post about the campus shooting at Northern Illinois University one reader, who lives near the campus, posted this:
"I am discouraged that no one took their books, laptops, anything and just threw it at the guy, no one fought back. It’s that passivity that troubles me."
That’s a great point.
This kind of compassionate conservatism is always a winner!
Haaretz is reporting that Hezbollah is sending 50,000 'activists' into Southern Lebanon.
Also, I believe Iran's oil bourse opens on Monday.
-GSD
I just got stung by a bee! On my chest.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
Dr Wombat to the thread! Stat!
"The sabre-rattling in Iran is for show. The next US invasion's going to happen in Venezuela, you just watch."
And it will take this admin 5 years just changing out the desert cammies for the troops.
In a recent post about the campus shooting at Northern Illinois University one reader, who lives near the campus, posted this:
"I am discouraged that no one took their books, laptops, anything and just threw it at the guy, no one fought back. It’s that passivity that troubles me."
Another armchair commando speaks.
BTW, Richard Clarke's doing a book salon over at FDL right now.
"I am discouraged that no one took their books, laptops, anything and just threw it at the guy, no one fought back. It’s that passivity that troubles me."
It's your mind-numbing stupidity that troubles me.
Oh, GREAT way to piss off Latino-Americans.
Terry C
The Venezuelans just want to be freed from under the heel of history's worst monster -- Hugo Chavez!
I just got stung by a bee! On my chest.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
Dr Wombat to the thread! Stat!
Adam Hominem | 02.16.08 - 5:39 pm | #
screw that. i'm pre-eagle scout.
i say suck the venom out...
I just got stung by a bee! On my chest.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
Dr Wombat to the thread! Stat!
Fuck that, we have mimi.
Haaretz is reporting that Hezbollah is sending 50,000 'activists' into Southern Lebanon.
-GSD
According to mrs. al-jafaari a few threads down, this is going to lead to another splendid victory on the part of Hezbollah.
You know, the kind where the dead bodies are stacked so high the IDF tanks can hardly get through.
""I am discouraged that no one took their books, laptops, anything and just threw it at the guy, no one fought back. It’s that passivity that troubles me.""
Dude, it's a Mac!
Pajamas Media blogger Rob Port takes the students of Northern Illinois to task for not throwing their laptops at the gunman in the recent shooting tragedy there:
While sitting on his fat ass in his mommy's basement.
Are the GOP going to recommend allowing handguns into the GOP convention in Minnesota?
how do you conceal a handgun in a wet-suit?
QL, the answer is "no"
I have never played scrabble and don't intend to start
I prefer vigorous love-making as we just finished doing here
bye
Is it true the VA Tech killer and the Illinois guy bought their guns from the same dealer???
No, the VT shooter bought his guns there. The NIU shooter only bought clips and a holster. Dealer is in Green Bay.
"I am discouraged that no one took their books, laptops, anything and just threw it at the guy, no one fought back. It’s that passivity that troubles me."
Hmmmm.
I mean:
AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
And the cynicism ill-becomes you. After all, 7 people died, and they did do it at 3:30 am.
It's not like they were standing in the middle of the 410 at rush hour.
Adam Hominem
1) a drag race
2) on a public road.
a) is this legal in MD? If not, why did it happen (surely the police knew; 60 some-odd people did). And why no charges?
b) there was also an 18 wheeler that ran off the road trying to avoid the crash.
c) no charges? Really?
That was the aim of my comment. Lots of people doing something dangerous and stupid (there's a reason most states outlaw this kind of thing). Pointing that out is not excusing the deaths, it's damning the fools, from the drivers to the spectators to the police, who allowed it to happen.
Fuck that, we have mimi.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
Oh, right.
My bad.
The outdoor recreation undergraduate class...
http://outdoorrec.lakeheadu.ca/?...=page&
pageid=61
I prefer vigorous love-making as we just finished doing here
You and your hand. How sweet.
"Pajamas Media blogger Rob Port takes the students of Northern Illinois to task for not throwing their laptops at the gunman in the recent shooting tragedy there:
wasn't it Derbs who was disappointed that the students didn't rush to disarm the Va. Tech. gunman?
better than leaving the kid home alone.
I prefer vigorous love-making as we just finished doing here
One person and a table leg counts as "we"? Interesting.
how do you conceal a handgun in a wet-suit?
focus, Cultivating
Next to the dildos?
"I am discouraged that no one took their books, laptops, anything and just threw it at the guy, no one fought back. It’s that passivity that troubles me."
Next time this person is in a room with a person shooting a gun, I'm sure throwing a book will be his/her first thought.
VNF provides TMI about her fantasy life again.
I don't know if you would call Laurent "my hand" but whatever
and I just needed to re-start the musical background which is on my computer
have "fun"
I prefer vigorous love-making as we just finished doing here
Like I said, what a rich fantasy life.
The NIU shooter only bought clips and a holster. Dealer is in Green Bay.
Oh, that different then.
""I am discouraged that no one took their books, laptops, anything and just threw it at the guy, no one fought back. It’s that passivity that troubles me.""
Tears hair out and lights it on fire.
All these copycat crimes are strange. Seems like they all started with a crazed postal worker and spread from there.
http://mynorthwest.com/?nid=91
Obama speeches and rallies really are like rock concerts! Or, Romantic Era piano concerts.
With young women fainting during his appearances.
The link has several videos/audios of such faintings up close to the podium.
Wow!
Who has sex then runs to a blog to brag about it?
i say suck the venom out...
fokowi
No flirting!
I don't know if you would call Laurent "my hand" but whatever
mimi
Just make sure "he" doesn't spring a leak at the crucial moment.
""I am discouraged that no one took their books, laptops, anything and just threw it at the guy, no one fought back. It’s that passivity that troubles me.""
Passivity, like not enlisting in the military?
Tears hair out and lights it on fire.
Echidne
As opposed to throwing books? Might work!
I keed, I keed!
Cars don't kill people. People kill people. It's just easier to do it with a car.
I'm not sure most people driving at night are expecting to come upon a street race with spectators in the road.
Snow (D-SC) | 02.16.08 - 5:29 pm | #
One of the commentors at the WP article was hoping there would be a murder charge. He didn't get specific, but I'm presuming he meant charges for whomever organized this.
I don't really understand why someone would want to be outside at three am on a February watching any drag race, never mind an illegal one.
All I'm saying is that (a) it hurts like hell (despite the cortisone cream and the antihistamines) and (b) teh pollinators are back! Woooohoooooo!
Who has sex then runs to a blog to brag about it?
People who imagine they've moved to Moscow to have sex with Frenchmen.
Who has sex then runs to a blog to brag about it?
Zap Rowsdower
Hey! Those lifelike blowup dolls are expensive!
I don't really understand why someone would want to be outside at three am on a February watching any drag race, never mind an illegal one.
Looks cool when you're on meth?
Hmmm...finish making love. Next? Dash off to a blog!
Wow. If that's what the kids these days call "being comfortable with technology," I'd rather be very uncomfortable.
Just make sure "he" doesn't spring a leak at the crucial moment.
Bee sting - take some Benadryl, it minimizes reactions. You also might take some Alleve as its an anti-inflammatory. But be sure to eat before taking Alleve or it will tear up your stomach. You can take 2 Alleve at once, I used to take that dosage when it was prescription only years ago. (And when I weighed 105 pounds, sigh)
Tears FREEPER'S hair out and lights HIM on fire.
Echidne
Fried yer tomatoes!
All I'm saying is that (a) it hurts like hell (despite the cortisone cream and the antihistamines) and (b) teh pollinators are back! Woooohoooooo!
I love a silver lining!
(b) teh pollinators are back! Woooohoooooo!
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
Well that is good news. Had they disappeared from your area?
I don't really understand why someone would want to be outside at three am on a February watching any drag race, never mind an illegal one.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
There's actually a fair amount of this going on, I believe.
But I take your, and rmj's, point.
Oh, that different then.
Well, yes. A clip is pretty useless without a gun. I'm not trying to condone the guy. He should have lost his Federal firearm license after VT.
that drag race was at 3 a.m.? what morons. at that time of night standing by any road is stupid given the number of drunk drivers weaving their ways home.....
Conservatives Denounce Proposed Increases In Mandated U.S. Education Requirements, Cite Constitutional Right To Be Stupid
"if stupidity is criminalized, only criminals would be republicans!"
Renew Vow To Bring U.S. Back To Peaceful Days Before The Communist FDR When All Americans Lived Prosperously In Their Own Suburban Homes And All Children Kept Their Mouths Shut And Did What They Were Told So There Shut Up You Socialist Radicals
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SEPERATED AT BIRTH:
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mimi got a hand named lowrent?
Who has sex then runs to a blog to brag about it?
People who imagine they've moved to Moscow to have sex with Frenchmen.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
"Laurent" = cold cream and a box of tissues.
(b) teh pollinators are back! Woooohoooooo!
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
Sorry you were a snack, but that is good news.
Who has sex then runs to a blog to brag about it?
Fat trannies named Butler
(b) teh pollinators are back! Woooohoooooo!
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
Are you sure it wasn't a hornet? I've got lots of those in my yard. Tehy even look sorta like bees.
You know you put too much horse radish in the barby sauce when your eyes are watering and your not even in the kitchen.
"Pajamas Media blogger Rob Port takes the students of Northern Illinois to task for not throwing their laptops at the gunman in the recent shooting tragedy there:
wasn't it Derbs who was disappointed that the students didn't rush to disarm the Va. Tech. gunman?
watertiger | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 5:42 pm |
I am pretty sure that if I were in a situation where a shooting were going on, my first thougt would be to get the hell out of there, and to hope like hell I don't panic (too much).
Someone needs to be airdropped into Iraq.
And now the Elias cunt emerges
Mmmmmm... horseradish.
that drag race was at 3 a.m.? what morons. at that time of night standing by any road is stupid given the number of drunk drivers weaving their ways home.....
TEBB, uppity female
Like I said, I think there's more of this going on than we realize.
It's just a shame this time the road was such a poor choice.
that drag race was at 3 a.m.? what morons. at that time of night standing by any road is stupid given the number of drunk drivers weaving their ways home.....
TEBB, uppity female
According to the news report, the crowd moved into the street as the cars took off, to get a better view. The car that crashed came upon this scene and, by the time it was visible, it was too late.
3:40 a.m., and I'm standing in the middle of a dark road (I presume) to watch a drag race. I don't deserve to get run over, but I'm a damned fool if I didn't consider the possibility....
I prefer vigorous love-making as we just finished doing here
No doubt wiping up with your favorite pages from the JC Penny women's clothing sections...
Someone needs to be airdropped into Iraq.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
A parachute would be strictly optional.
I just got stung by a bee! On my chest.
at least you are now pollinated and so you are fertile and will flower gloriously in the spring
.
Hey! Those lifelike blowup dolls are expensive!
Adam Hominem
Hey Adam, I got one for ya:
You know they're trying to toughen up Hillary's image. Why just the other day at a rally before a group of union members, she grabbed her crotch.
Key word being "members."
but I'm a damned fool if I didn't consider the possibility....
Rmj, Theologist
Yes.
Ohhhhh boyyy.
Why just the other day at a rally before a group of union members, she grabbed her crotch.
How classy.
I don't really understand why someone would want to be outside at three am on a February watching any drag race, never mind an illegal one.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
There's actually a fair amount of this going on, I believe.
But I take your, and rmj's, point.
Adam Hominem | 02.16.08 - 5:47 pm
Oh, I know it's very common. But still very stupid.
Oh, where are my manners?
Killfile.
and they walked into the street after the cars took off?????
geez, this may be ugly of me but anyone who dies at something like that, other than some little kid taken there by an adult, is just one more moron out of the gene pool.
It's just a shame this time the road was such a poor choice.
Adam Hominem
I understand drag races got started on fire roads and emergency roads that were about 1/4 mile long (hence the regulation length), and also didn't have traffic on them.
And at the time (about 50 years ago) there were far fewer cars on the road.
"
Are you sure it wasn't a hornet? I've got lots of those in my yard. Tehy even look sorta like bees.".
Pure bumble bee, not even Africanised. Like I don't know the difference between honey bees, hornets and yellow jackets.....
On the whole I think I'd have preferred being poked at by one of the hummingbirds hanging around here, but good to see the bumbles are back. Didn't really want to be beestung.
Oh jeesh, we have another personality!
No doubt wiping up with your favorite pages from the JC Penny women's clothing sections...
racymind
Victoria's Secret
""I am discouraged that no one took their books, laptops, anything and just threw it at the guy, no one fought back. It’s that passivity that troubles me.""
It's like taking Monty Python's self defense against fruit seriously.
And now the Elias cunt emerges
Edwards Is Her Hand
Lovely.
Stealing lines from Jane Fonda.
Pathetic.
i've been having online gender instead of online sex
.
Pajamas Media blogger Rob Port takes the students of Northern Illinois to task for not throwing their laptops at the gunman in the recent shooting tragedy there:
A flying text book would certainly counterbalance a homicidal maniac with a fully blazing automatic weapon.
In fact, Rob's idea is so great, we should just equip the Army with laptops and books instead of guns - the best part is, when they weren't on some mission to smoke out terrarists from hidey-holes, they could get a good game of Donkey Kong on, or read some Tolstoy.
A drag race, and Ghouliani wasn't invited. What a shame!
BTW, if you're looking for a worthy cause to get involved in...
Someone needs to be airdropped into Iraq.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
A parachute would be strictly optional.
Adam Hominem | 02.16.08 - 5:51 pm
I want him to survive just long enough to get into a firefight.
No doubt wiping up with your favorite pages from the JC Penny women's clothing sections...
The handy think about Penny's is you can get towels there...
tough crowd.
On the whole I think I'd have preferred being poked at by one of the hummingbirds hanging around here, but good to see the bumbles are back. Didn't really want to be beestung.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
I'm just glad your aren't allergic. (I have family members who are.)
Pure bumble bee, not even Africanised. Like I don't know the difference between honey bees, hornets and yellow jackets.....
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
I didn't mean to insult you. I didn't know the difference till someone told me that the bugs whose lives I was carefully protecting (despite their stinging ways, every time I went out to mow the lawn) were hornets, not bumblebees.
""I am discouraged that no one took their books, laptops, anything and just threw it at the guy, no one fought back. It’s that passivity that troubles me.""
Well, he's right. The shooter could have been decapitated with a well-flung MacBook Air, in frisbee mode.
""I am discouraged that no one took their books, laptops, anything and just threw it at the guy, no one fought back. It’s that passivity that troubles me.""
It's like taking Monty Python's self defense against fruit seriously.
Falstaff
Bravo! Bravo! Nobly executed, ably performed!
wasn't it Derbs who was disappointed that the students didn't rush to disarm the Va. Tech. gunman?
watertige
Yeah it was Derbyshire...
tough crowd.
Elias, it's about meme. | 02.16.08 - 5:54 pm | #
...but seriously folks...
.
and they walked into the street after the cars took off?????
geez, this may be ugly of me but anyone who dies at something like that, other than some little kid taken there by an adult, is just one more moron out of the gene pool.
TEBB, uppity female | 02.16.08 - 5:52 pm |
That seemed to be the consensus of the WP commenters.
One one hand, the families of the vicitims are suffering. OTOH, the families of victims are suffering because the victims were breathtakingly stupid.
Oh jeesh, we have another personality!
qlª
You still have me laughing from that comment earlier today when you went all gansta on someone.
"Fok dat shi mofo! So what do you think of my new stitch?"
Well, he's right. The shooter could have been decapitated with a well-flung MacBook Air, in frisbee mode.
Gromit
Wasn't the asian hat guy from Goldfinger in that class?
The shooter could have been decapitated with a well-flung MacBook Air, in frisbee mode.
The new Oddjob's weapon in the next Bond flick...
Close, but timestamp says: Coke to Falstaff!
Wasn't the asian hat guy from Goldfinger in that class?
Falstaff
Odd Job!
Now, if I only could remember useful things...
Who has sex then runs to a blog to brag about it?
I find it kind of funny; I find it kind of sad.
Who has sex then runs to a blog to brag about it?
The ass of Elias bleeds
""I am discouraged that no one took their books, laptops, anything and just threw it at the guy, no one fought back. It’s that passivity that troubles me.""
Unless this refers to a Creationist conference, I suspect I disagree.
""I am discouraged that no one took their books, laptops, anything and just threw it at the guy, no one fought back. It’s that passivity that troubles me.""
Well, he's right. The shooter could have been decapitated with a well-flung MacBook Air, in frisbee mode.
Gromit
That shooting in Montreal I mentioned earlier?
Some knucklehead wrote to the local paper and expressed regret that "one or more of those girls weren't armed."
So, I got over 100 (huge for my "Z" list blog) Google hits yesterday for quoting Whitman's line: "the beautiful uncut hair of graves." (A long time back, but Google is good to me that way.)
This was apparently from all over, so it wasn't 100 English students in the same course.
Was there something in the news I missed, or was it just coincidence?
and it wasn't just the dopey 20 somethings -- one of the victims was a 61yo man who was there with his daughter.
i mean, really.
"
I'm just glad your aren't allergic. (I have family members who are.)"
I am, terribly. It's why I'm staying online here for a little bit to see if the anaphylactic shock kicks in or not. So far, so good - throat's open, breathing's good. Chlorotrimeton is good stuff.
Mmmmm...I'm gonna have the Flautas de Pollo tonight. Haven't had that in ages.
I'm glad that Democratic men are coming to their senses and pushing Obama to the top. An African American friend of my put it best, "we don't want no pant suites wearing bitch tellin' us what to do."
The new Oddjob's weapon in the next Bond flick...
He can still be defeated by a well-placed Swedish penis enlarger pump...
""I am discouraged that no one took their books, laptops, anything and just threw it at the guy, no one fought back. It’s that passivity that troubles me.""
William Kristol and Rush Limbaugh threw young Dominican boys in front of the shooter.
dang Dr. Barmpot, do you have an epi pen there just in case?
I am, terribly. It's why I'm staying online here for a little bit to see if the anaphylactic shock kicks in or not. So far, so good - throat's open, breathing's good. Chlorotrimeton is good stuff.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
well, then I will still worry about you for a bit.
I'm gonna have the Flautas de Pollo tonight.
Stay away from the farting fish.
I find it kind of funny; I find it kind of sad.
It's a mad world...
Dr. Barmpot - is your front door unlocked in case you have to call 911? i'm really nervous for you.
A drag race, and Ghouliani wasn't invited. What a shame!
Ralphie
how about a drag handicap?
Dasgor | 02.16.08 - 5:59 pm
Another who fears The Scary Vagina.
Stay away from the farting fish.
C'mon, not with the whole "wet farts" thing again...
The ass of Elias bleeds
Edwards Is Her Hand
(Let's see.
Snow or Ntodd, my guess.
The same level of linguistic mastery; a similar familiarity with the fetish culture; and the intellectual gravitas to pull off such an historically impressive rip.
Yep, definitely one of those two.)
Throughout the history of the world, most of the people killed by arms were armed themselves.
Who has sex then runs to a blog to brag about it?
OK, gang. Everyone go have sex. Report back when finished. Synchronize your Swiss watches on my mark...
Well, he's right. The shooter could have been decapitated with a well-flung MacBook Air, in frisbee mode.
But more likely probably would have made the thrower look like Sponge Bob Squarepants in about 10 seconds.
Throughout the history of the world, most of the people killed by arms were armed themselves.
Ralphie
You obviously don't watch enough TeeVee.
"Dr. Barmpot - is your front door unlocked in case you have to call 911? i'm really nervous for you."
'Enkew. Things are fine. A direct reaction would already have taken place. No worries. Just ouchies!
Stay away from the farting fish.
C'mon, not with the whole "wet farts" thing again...
Zap Rowsdower
And stay away from Echidne's description of ludefisk
OK, gang. Everyone go have sex. Report back when finished. Synchronize your Swiss watches on my mark...
DONE!
OK, gang. Everyone go have sex. Report back when finished. Synchronize your Swiss watches on my mark...
Done!
the cafeteria at work serves 'dedos de pollo' every week
pero que haceren los pobrecitos pollos sin dedos?
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You obviously don't watch enough TeeVee.
Actually, I don't watch any TV.
And stay away from Echidne's description of ludefisk
I'm sure it can't be worse than the real thing.
No worries. Just ouchies!
Glad it's not worse. Maybe you can find someone to kiss it and make it better. Maybe Arthur, if no two-footers are available.
I didn't bring my 'A' game.
I think I'm getting a cold, and my elbow is sore.
OK, gang. Everyone go have sex. Report back when finished. Synchronize your Swiss watches on my mark...
wanna see me do it again?
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OK, gang. Everyone go have sex. Report back when finished. Synchronize your Swiss watches on my mark...
Gromit
Spoken like the dog that you are!
But more likely probably would have made the thrower look like Sponge Bob Squarepants in about 10 seconds.
Stinky
Everybody knows that, when the good guy shoots, the bad guy can't shoot back, or shoot at all until the good guy ducks again, usually behind a cardboard wall or something equally impenetrable.
And when the bad guy shoots at the good guy when he's running, all the bullets are drawn to the floor long before they reach their target. This is especially true for any kind of automatic weapon.
I seen it in the movin' pictures!
Get out your handkerchiefs.
Owls.
I'm sure it can't be worse than the real thing.
Lyer!
You obviously don't watch enough TeeVee.
Actually, I don't watch any TV.
Ralphie
Well, there you go....
Every delegate Obama wins = "Hey Democratic women, get your bitch asses in the kitchen and make us some pie."
Dr. Barmpot, if you were to have a reaction, it would have occured almost at once. I am allergic and have to carry atrophine in the warmer months. The only advantage to winter.
I just realized that this will be the first sitting US Senator elected President since 1960.
AAA rated commenter
How old are you?
13?
Actually, I don't watch any TV.
You're totally missing "Storm Stories" on the Weather Channel, then...
Dr. Barmpot, if you were to have a reaction, it would have occured almost at once. I am allergic and have to carry atrophine in the warmer months. The only advantage to winter.
Ralphie
Ralphie, I ran into a friend of yours:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
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Ralphie, I ran into a friend of yours:
Dammit, I really didn't like that guy.
http://media.townhall.com/
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Forty years ago the 'Dean' was Walter Lippmann.
How low we've sunk.
For those too young to remember Lippmann; he was actually brilliant.
Bright enough to engage George Kennan in foreign policy at the highest strategic level.
Can you imagine Broder engaging anybody in anything at any level, except for maybe mind numbing stupidity.
No fun witnessing ongoing decline.
Here's how I figure:
When Broder runs another "Bush comeback" column he's just making a long odds bet.
Bush stays down... what has Broder lost? His reputation is locked in (for good or ill with villager or netroots). Do any readers here think any worse of Broder this time than the last time?
On the other hand...
Bush miraculously rises... Broder is a prophet. He's got a great I-called-it marker.
"I bet columnists hate it when you remind them of the stupid stuff they've said in the past."
If they hate that then they really hate googling themselves only to find some unanointed blogger calling them on their stupid.
The comeback is coming............Now! No, wait...Now!
Nnnnnnnnnnnnow! Now! Nownownownow!
OK, this time....NOW!
Aaany minute now...
Now!
"Be astonished. Be very astonished."
--Wednesday Addams.
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