I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarWow


GravatarAlaska baby!


GravatarSo close


GravatarI don't like Ike...


GravatarMcCuck Fain!


GravatarAlaskan cows!


GravatarIke ate the intertubes. Actually, I think Ike ate Sprint, because I can now connect if I allow roaming. Not gonna live online till I find out what this does to my bill...


GravatarWho among us doesn't like cows?


GravatarAlaskan cows!
Vetted Mooseburger


Sarah Moos?


GravatarYou gotta roll down the window and yell MOOOO when you drive past cows. They really do appreciate it.


Gravatar"You gotta roll down the window and yell MOOOO when you drive past cows. They really do appreciate it."

My yongest used to yell "Moo, my brothers!"


GravatarGood night, President Obama!



GravatarEvening, all.

Been away most of the day -- anything irksome going on I should know about?


GravatarYou gotta roll down the window and yell MOOOO when you drive past cows. They really do appreciate it.
Shemp

They like it better if you holler out "eat more chicken!"


GravatarMoooooooooooo.

Moose likes it too.


GravatarKey question: Who will win the battle of 527 ads: McCain or Obama?

Pro-McCain 527s are going to be the lowest of the low.

Pro-Obama 527s are doing pretty good work though. The wolf ad and the planned parenthood ad were killer.


GravatarBonsoir!

SNL better not screw up Sarah Palin....


GravatarLEFT! BELOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!
.


GravatarThe local news just had a story about the pres. campaign. Obama has over 40 offices in WI. McSame has 10.


GravatarBlogging with a telephone? Are you that patient or just nuts?


Gravatar
Been away most of the day -- anything irksome going on I should know about?


Everyone confessed to being you.

We're all simels.


GravatarI'm going to bed.

Buenas noches.


GravatarI like moose!

I meant...cows.

Give me a job.


GravatarBeen away most of the day -- anything irksome going on I should know about?
steve hüssein® simels


Ike is eating Texas. Probably only irksome to us Texans. The Coonasses are decidedly un-irked, I imagine.


GravatarBeen away most of the day -- anything irksome going on I should know about?

Someone had a huge hard on for you this afternoon.


GravatarThe Plot Against America.

fucking loved it. not a Handmaids Tale, but very topical critique of American fascism
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari


Read a devastating review of Plot Against America which said that everything Roth feared might have happened to American Jews were actually experienced by African Americans.


GravatarMmmmmmoose burgers!


GravatarSimels Gang is now under RICO indictment for acts dangerous to the mental health of Texan trolls.

developing/


GravatarDammit, I'm having to watch local news, 'cause I'll forget to hit SNL at the appointed time, otherwise.

I hear Tina Fey may be performing as a certain Caribou Barbie person in the news, of late.
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GravatarWho among us doesn't like mooses?


GravatarAs if I'd ever trust you after "America, We Stand As One."


GravatarEvening, celebrities! What's the latest outrage?


GravatarBlogging with a telephone? Are you that patient or just nuts?

not all that hard, actually.

but trying to use haloscan sucks.


GravatarEVDO


GravatarMmmmmmoose burgers!
NTodd aka Snowshoe Man Palin

did Barry bring some moose meat at PDX last week?


Gravatarnight, HBK


GravatarVetted Mooseburger: Who among us doesn't like mooses?

I hate meeses to pieces!
.


GravatarG/Son and I saw deer today. Not moose, but as close as is likely in DC. We agreed: Sarah Palin is mean.


GravatarWoody Allen - The Moose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x...h? v=xmnLRVWgnXU


GravatarI hear Tina Fey may be performing as a certain Caribou Barbie person in the news, of late.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian

i'll tell you in 7 minutes


GravatarDidn't that NRA wackjob, Charlton Heston, play mooses in some movie?


GravatarEvening, celebrities! What's the latest outrage?

Terror videos to be delivered with your local newspaper.


GravatarDavid Foster Wallace, smart:

As an adolescent, Wallace was a regionally ranked junior tennis player. He attended his father's alma mater, Amherst College, and double-majored in English and philosophy, with a focus on modal logic and mathematics. His philosophy senior thesis on modal logic was awarded the Gail Kennedy Memorial Prize,[1] and he graduated summa cum laude in 1985. He next pursued an MFA in creative writing from the University of Arizona, which he earned in 1987.


GravatarI've started my own cooking show.


GravatarBlogging with a telephone? Are you that patient or just nuts?

Not that hard, although Typepad's mobile app sometimes craps out when pix are involved.


Gravatar"going back to the Midwest with their tail between their legs..."

and going 8-1 in the Big Ten.


GravatarSomeone had a huge hard on for you this afternoon.
smalfish | 09.13.08 - 11:26 pm | #


I know, I know.

Sad, really....


GravatarBTW & FWIW (not much) --there was an article in a SoFla paper w/ Cholly Crist saying he had been rigorously vetted as late as last week, had 'never had to disclose so much & turn over so many dox in my life, etc' & he claimed he had prepared a boffo bipartisan speech; no comment on Mooselini.


Gravatari've done something today... i beg for your forgiveness...

for the first time EVER in my life, i bought the latest National Enquirer. Me bad, i know. But i couldn't resist SARAH PALIN: WHAT IS SHE HIDING.

i'm a bit disappointed, there's no alien story at all in that issue.


Gravatardid Barry bring some moose meat at PDX last week?

Bison.


GravatarIsn't rocking on disrespectful with all the flooding in Texas?


GravatarThere’s no more complex, messy, community-wide argument (or “dialogue”); political discourse is now a formulaic matter of preaching to one’s own choir and demonizing the opposition. Everything’s relentlessly black-and-whitened. Since the truth is way, way more gray and complicated than any one ideology can capture, the whole thing seems to me not just stupid but stupefying. Watching O’Reilly v. Franken is watching bloodsport. How can any of this possibly help me, the average citizen, deliberate about whom to choose to decide my country’s macroeconomic policy, or how even to conceive for myself what that policy’s outlines should be, or how to minimize the chances of North Korea nuking the DMZ and pulling us into a ghastly foreign war, or how to balance domestic security concerns with civil liberties? Questions like these are all massively complicated, and much of the complication is not sexy, and well over 90 percent of political commentary now simply abets the uncomplicatedly sexy delusion that one side is Right and Just and the other Wrong and Dangerous. Which is of course a pleasant delusion, in a way—as is the belief that every last person you’re in conflict with is an asshole—but it’s childish, and totally unconducive to hard thought, give and take, compromise, or the ability of grown-ups to function as any kind of community.

Yeah.


Gravatarevening bats

what's happening


GravatarAnytime I try to connect to the web with my phone, I just get bored with waiting for anything to load. Maybe I'm just spoiled with my .09 ms load time here at home.


GravatarTomDispatch contributor Michael Schwartz on Cspan2. He says 5 million Iraqis have left the country, 5 million are malnourished, and 1 million are dead. 1/3 of the prewar Iraqi population.


Gravatar"Anytime I try to connect to the web with my phone, I just get bored with waiting for anything to load. Maybe I'm just spoiled with my .09 ms load time here at home."

Please refer to my last comment below before Plum deftly killed it with a sheets call.


GravatarI hear Tina Fey may be performing as a certain Caribou Barbie person in the news, of late.

Who's playing the moose?


Gravatarplum--to the contrary, I purposefully bought the NE, to reward good behavior. The sacrifices we make...


Gravatarthe police and the military will never accept 'liberal' bosses.


GravatarPro-Obama 527s are doing pretty good work though. The wolf ad and the planned parenthood ad were killer.
Comptroller Atkins

2nded! really glad to see weel aimed and avccurate shots taken at mccanus and palin - Obama just unleashed them last week. the 527's I mean - me thinks he likes judo


GravatarBison.
NTodd aka Snowshoe Man Palin

bison is no moose! they don't even look the same. cheaters.


GravatarOklahoma is just pounding the shit outa my Huskies though.

As did the Ducks.

Plum p
Barry from Alaska brought 20lbs of salmon filet and 25 lbs of ground bison. Tried to get moose but all his friends' freezers were bare (illegal to purchase it).


Gravatarwatching hurricane coverage from Houston on DirecTV - they're talking to national guard spokesperson now. Supplies are not fully rolling out to people, especially on Galveston Isl yet, but lots of video of supplies and equipment marshalled for deployment at daybreak.

It looks like the response might be effective if they can get it rolling ASAP.

PS anyone with DirecTV can watch live news from Houston on 361


GravatarWho's playing the moose?


Da Squirrel.


GravatarIsn't rocking on disrespectful with all the flooding in Texas?
bo


Long as you're not in the boat...


GravatarTina Fey is a Palin CLONE!


Gravatarthe police and the military will never accept 'liberal' bosses.
gary in fl


That's nice, dear.


GravatarWho's playing the moose?
Karin Hussein | 09.13.08 - 11:33 pm | #


That would be Woody Allen....badump bump!


Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week. Please don't forget to tip your waiting staff.


Gravatari really thought it was the real Sarah Palin! Tina really looks like her!


Gravatarmoosilini. yeaaaaargh!!!!!


Gravatarlutton

I noticed that the cable news folks have sort of lost their interest. For the size of the event, the coverage is pretty weak suddenly.


Gravatarincidentally, since we're talking about Wallace, it is probably apropos to mention that this is The Year of Alabama Sports.


GravatarDang, I knew I forgot something at the store. National Enquirer.
/adds to list of stuff to do tomorrow


GravatarAnybody heard from RMJ today?


GravatarDrag clips here to build your project.


Gravatarthe police and the military will never accept 'liberal' bosses.

Funny how they always do, though.


GravatarI cannot fucking deal with these campaign ads in Michigan 24/7. I am dead serious. It is obnoxious.

If the Democrats win this election, you guys may not see me for a long time. I need to get back to my regularly scheduled life.


GravatarSarah Moos?
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Sarah Moos?
Sarah Moos?
Can she chew a damn mango?


Gravatarfake Hillary: i think diplomacy is the cornerstone of a good foreign policy

fake Palin: and i can see Russia from my house!


Gravatari've done something today... i beg for your forgiveness...

for the first time EVER in my life, i bought the latest National Enquirer. Me bad, i know. But i couldn't resist SARAH PALIN: WHAT IS SHE HIDING.

i'm a bit disappointed, there's no alien story at all in that issue.
plum p,better democrats please


I go grocery shopping every Tuesday.

I always buy the Enquirer (even the brain needs a little junk food once in awhile).

I could not find ONE issue of the Enquirer last week.

Perhaps that's a good sign.


GravatarJust switched. Damn you are not kidding, Fey pulls it off and the accent is dead on.

Wow.


GravatarTina Fey:

"I can see Russia from my house!"


GravatarSNL = Good

Tina Fey is da best.


Gravatarwatching hurricane coverage from Houston on DirecTV - they're talking to national guard spokesperson now. Supplies are not fully rolling out to people, especially on Galveston Isl yet, but lots of video of supplies and equipment marshalled for deployment at daybreak.

White people trapped in their attics of flooded houses are better treated than black people trapped in their attics of flooded house.

Kanye West was absolutely right. George Bush HATES black people.


Gravatarthe police and the military will never accept 'liberal' bosses.
gary in fl


That's nice, dear.
Terry C - Obama/Biden 2008

It was a thoughtful and provocative contribution.


GravatarBoner shrinkers!!


GravatarWanted USC to lose but after the bullshitting corporate sports bobbleheads blasted the pac10 today, I'm glad they won.


GravatarAlright, it's lights out for me.


GravatarHahahahha!


GravatarTina Fey is on fire!


GravatarHillary: we don't support the Bush doctrine

Fey: I don't know what that is


GravatarContrary to Google's official statement that they disabled Google bombs another Google bombs has gone off. John Key is now "clueless" in New Zealand. Google suppresses George Bush from showing up as "miserable failure."


Gravatarthe police and the military will never accept 'liberal' bosses.
gary in fl


And that's why it's so important to VOTE NADER, YOU FUCKING LIBERAL APPEASEMENT MONKEY DOUCHEBAGS!


GravatarI'll venture forth tomorrow, see if the Cleveland area's under water. My place has been much wetter after an ordinary "really good rain". Lost one tree that I know of, but it was a goody; a tall pine about 24" at the knee. Broke off about 8 ft up. The eye went right over here, and if that'
s what 80-90 mph winds are like, I'm not as scared as I once was. You got enough trees in the way, even a hurricane has to huf & puff a bit.


Gravataroh my, SNL is starting the season with something funny. Amazing!

true, the Palin material is very easy.


GravatarFey: "and to think just two years ago I was a small town mayor of Alaska's crystal meth capital.."



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GravatarCute.
.


GravatarGood Lord, was that brutal!


Gravatarask this one about dinosaurs...


GravatarTina Fey is so amazing, that was scary.


GravatarPalin has Tina Fey glasses?


GravatarI invite the media to grow a pair, and if need be, I'll lend you mine!


Gravatarfunny skit, and Tina Fey is so hawt.

but not in a sexist, objectifying way, of course.


Gravatar"true, the Palin material is very easy."

Yes, even Toby could do Palin.

You know, lipstick o ... nevermind.


GravatarGROW A PAIR MEDIA


GravatarAbout to turn in. I thought I would share that the McCain Palin ad for "Real Change" just played. Hard to remember all of it but essentially it was a pack of lies about how she stopped the Bridge to Nowhere and he stopped the drug companies and the oil companies.

In my heart I believe that this tactic of lying so overtly will have dire consequences for the McCain Caribou Barbie ticket. EVERYONE is now calling them on it and people are stupid but they are not IMBECILES.

There will be a cost and the election will be the price.


GravatarContrary to Google's official statement that they disabled Google bombs another Google bombs has gone off.

Golf Clap for George Johnston


GravatarIt was a thoughtful and provocative contribution.
snake


So is a well-timed and modulated fart...


Gravatartrue, the Palin material is very easy.
plum p,better democrats please

I am afraid Letterman is hoping McSame/Insane '08 win for the wealth of material that will be available for easy picking.


GravatarThere will be a cost and the election will be the price.
DWD - S☮S | Homepage | 09.13.08 - 11:41 pm | #


Here's hoping.


GravatarI still think Candace Cameron is spot on for Palin. You just need to look at pics to figure that out.


Meenie, meenie, I'm in Grand Rapids, and we've had at least 1.5" of rain, according to the local tv weather dude.


GravatarPhelps the fish is hosting


GravatarDon Pardo's 90.


GravatarThat was great.


Gravatar"Ask this one about dinosaurs."



GravatarCan't wait for the right-wingers who adored the mocking of Obama on SNL to go crazy-furious over their princess being mocked.


GravatarGoogle suppresses George Bush from showing up as "miserable failure."

google suppresses the truth?


GravatarFey: "and to think just two years ago I was a small town mayor of Alaska's crystal meth capital.."

Charter member of Alaska's Rape-a Month Club, too...


GravatarThis talk of Caribou Barbie reminds me of the Portland, Oregon barbies.

http://geekmusing.blogspot.com/2...and- barbie.html


GravatarOur trolls think that if they put lipstick on their dicks, they got a blow job.


GravatarThe top story on Yahoo is "Bad dating habits that keep love at bay."

Apparently, some bombs also went off somewhere.


Gravatar"Swim Cop"

.


GravatarBest lines:

"It's just God hugging us closer."

"I can see Russia from my house!"

Goodnight.


GravatarCan't wait for the right-wingers who adored the mocking of Obama on SNL to go crazy-furious over their princess being mocked.

She's no princess, she's masturbation material!


Gravatarthe shat. awesome


GravatarFinally tv has united William Shatner and Michael Phelps.


GravatarAnd that's why it's so important to VOTE NADER, YOU FUCKING LIBERAL APPEASEMENT MONKEY DOUCHEBAGS!
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yes, because everything he says is complete bullshit...


Gravatar2008,

The United States Of America,

The President Geo. Bush,

The soon to be Vice-President (maybe)

Sarah Palin,

Fuckin' kiddin' aren't ya??

Please say you are.


Gravatarwho let capt. kirk on the show?


GravatarFor just a split second there, Shatner lapsed into Canadian accent. I'd never noticed it before.


Gravatarhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/ 2008...on_080913020315

WELLINGTON (AFP) - A pilot has successfully landed an aircraft in Antarctica using night-vision goggles, a feat hailed Saturday as historic and could lead to year-round flights to the frozen continent.

The pilot of the US Air Force Globemaster flew from Christchurch in New Zealand to the US Antarctica base at McMurdo Sound overnight Thursday in the first such mission described as risky.

The pioneering flight opens up the possibility of safe landings during the long, dark, polar winter when the sun disappears for months.

Scientists could be dropped off or picked up at any time of the year if such flights went ahead and medical evacuations could become feasible in winter.

Lieutenant Colonel Jim McGann, the commander of the New Zealand-based Operation Deep Freeze, described the mission as "dangerous stuff".

He said the risk was high, but the aircraft's lights reflected well off traffic cones on the runway, allowing it to get down without electric runway lights that are hard to maintain in the intense cold.

"The goggles were fantastic, the outline and runway were perfectly clear and we could see it from three miles and rolled right in. A picture perfect landing," he told Television New Zealand.


GravatarMeenie, meenie, I'm in Grand Rapids, and we've had at least 1.5" of rain, according to the local tv weather dude.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


Y'all got Ike already? Dang, that boy can move!


GravatarHmm, interesting post up at FDL...


GravatarBill Shatner is common people.


GravatarCan't wait for the right-wingers who adored the mocking of Obama on SNL to go crazy-furious over their princess being mocked.

As long as none of the "jokes" included anything about her denying abortions to women who've been raped, they're probably counting their blessings.


Gravatarwho let capt. kirk on the show?

It's Obama in a fat suit and a toupee.


GravatarTina Fey's voice was pitch perfect. The mannerisms. That was a classic skit. It's too bad "30 Rock" is such a good show because she won't be able to write and perform on SNL for the next 6 weeks. Amy Poehler is just hysterical.


GravatarNTodd, don't show this to E

"Estacada Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.


GravatarClicking on an Atrios video is like opening a dented, bloated can of expired Spam...


GravatarMonica_A: Tina Fey's voice was pitch perfect. The mannerisms.

She didn't suck her teeth nearly enough.
.


GravatarDWD,

Aren't you FUCKING SICK of all of the campaign ads?!


Gravatarlet's start a nuts drive for the media.


GravatarNow someone needs to break the news gently to Fred Armisen that he's not black.


GravatarThose Barbies are teh funny.


GravatarPoehler and Fey were hysterical!!


Gravatar"Hawthorne Barbie"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Midtown Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.


GravatarThis mocking of fundies is most welcome.


GravatarShe prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Midtown Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

Does she have a friend named Buffy?


GravatarA repeat from the end of the last thread..

FOund the Christopher Buckley demolishing of Tom Clancy, which is worth reading:

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/ful...20clancy& st=cse

It isn't as good, though, as the classic Molly Ivins dismemberment of Camille Paglia:

http://www.its.caltech.edu/ ~eric...ivins_on_paglia

ProfWombat | 09.13.08 - 11:25 pm | #


GravatarSNL back to being crap.


Gravatar
Bill Shatner is common people.


He lived out of his car for a time during the early '70's.

Immediately post-Star Trek, he went through a messy divorce and the roles weren't coming in. He resorted to doing industrial films for a time I believe.


GravatarErin, had to send that to Mlle.  Growing up, we had a Barbie Empire in our house.


Gravataroh man. mocking home schoolers.


Gravatarthe st louis arch is a giant magnet


GravatarAre the 70s back, SNL is suddenly topical.


GravatarAnd I wanted to add a quote formt hat review by the wonderful, much-missed Ivins:


I have myself quite cheerfully been both a country-music fan and a
feminist for years --- if Camille Paglia is the cosmos, so am I. When
some fellow feminist doesn't like my music (How could you not like
``You are just another sticky wheel on the grocery cart of life''?), I
have always felt free to say, in my politically correct feminist
fashion, ``Fuck off.''


Amen. Thank you so much for reminding me of that.


GravatarThis mocking of fundies is most welcome.


Oh, WORD!

Perhaps this culturally ignited election will bring out the best in the electorate!


GravatarWell, I am off to bed. I managed to eat a bowl of tomato soup and three fourths of a piece of toast and three glasses of water.

Damn!

Hope you all have a pleasant night.

Peace.


GravatarIt was a thoughtful and provocative contribution.
snake |


Provokes a yawn.


GravatarI want to thank Atrios for his last post and to what he thinks.

That is all.


GravatarHe resorted to doing industrial films for a time I believe.


I've been forced to watch one of them.


Gravatar
As long as none of the "jokes" included anything about her denying abortions to women who've been raped, they're probably counting their blessings.


Well, she is a fiscal conservative -- the definition of which is someone who would make women pay to properly investigate their own rapes.


Gravatarbonne nuit DWD


GravatarAtrios, if you're going to post videos of pretentious and self-absorbed bands, at least picks ones with style:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M...h? v=MGtJs3PngtI


GravatarFor just a split second there, Shatner lapsed into Canadian accent. I'd never noticed it before.
theo. of athens, more caption | Homepage | 09.13.08 - 11:45 pm | #


Let me know when he lapses into Jewish.


GravatarI have myself quite cheerfully been both a country-music fan and a
feminist for years --- if Camille Paglia is the cosmos, so am I. When
some fellow feminist doesn't like my music (How could you not like
``You are just another sticky wheel on the grocery cart of life''?), I
have always felt free to say, in my politically correct feminist
fashion, ``Fuck off.''



My favorite comment from Molly re: Paglia:

"What an asshole!"


GravatarWe're in for some nasty weather.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O...h? v=Ozc70JPGRMQ


GravatarHe resorted to doing industrial films for a time I believe.

I've been forced to watch one of them.
smalfish


Was that the transporter beam safety film?


GravatarSarah Moos?
Sarah Moos?
Can she chew a damn mango?
Newton Minnow


Yeah, The Last Mango In Paris...


GravatarDilithium Crystals, Your Best Friend.


GravatarBill Shatner is common people.


He lived out of his car for a time during the early '70's.

Immediately post-Star Trek, he went through a messy divorce and the roles weren't coming in. He resorted to doing industrial films for a time I believe.
Richard


Bill can be a pain in the ass at times, but he DOES poke fun at himself a lot.


GravatarImmediately post-Star Trek, he went through a messy divorce and the roles weren't coming in. He resorted to doing industrial films for a time I believe.
Richard
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Did you learn that at a convention?


GravatarClicking on an Atrios video is like opening a dented, bloated can of expired Spam...

You could go the fuck away and never have that evil experience again.


GravatarWas that the transporter beam safety film?


Rheem Water Heaters.


GravatarWilliam Shatner: I am Canadian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h...h? v=h1CwZgb_iAI


GravatarSpocks was Jewish.


GravatarDilithium Crystals, Your Best Friend.

How to Pick Up Green Alien Babes and Not Contract a STD.


Gravatar"Aren't you FUCKING SICK of all of the campaign ads?!"

i'm sick of the gop ads, which run here constantly, unanswered, except for the occasional kumbaya obama ad.

if i voted on the basis of ads, i'd vote mcsame.


GravatarAs long as none of the "jokes" included anything about her denying abortions to women who've been raped, they're probably counting their blessings.
Phila, ..


Well, the slightly intelligent ones will but the rest - I'll bet the house they load this onto the "Biased Liberal Media/Palin is a Victim" cart.

The funny thing - on 30 Rock, Tina Fey's character said she'd probably tell her friends she was voting for Obama but she'd vote for McCain.

They won't remember that.


GravatarThis mocking of fundies is most welcome.

I disagree. Mocking isnt the answer to that what mocking created.


GravatarMcGill University has a William Shatner building. He's a Montréal local.


Gravatari'm sick of the gop ads, which run here constantly, unanswered, except for the occasional kumbaya obama ad.

if i voted on the basis of ads, i'd vote mcsame.


Obama is increasing and improving his ads here. They're good. And they're in the right markets (Not FOX News, for example).


Gravatarif i voted on the basis of ads, i'd vote mcsame.

I vote based on whose face my dogs' shit looks like on election day. So McCain's got my vote.


Gravatarthis skit is even better the second time.


GravatarMcCain lies.


GravatarAtrios, if you're going to post videos of pretentious and self-absorbed bands, at least picks ones with style:

If only there were a platform that would allow Elias to have a blog just like Atrios' where Elias could post whatever he wants and then wait for the commenters to fill up his space. Maybe they could call it Blogger.


GravatarDid you learn that at a convention?
Elias


Was that the one where your mother was sucking cock dressed like an overweight Princess Leia in her slave girl outfit?


GravatarI disagree. Mocking isnt the answer to that what mocking created.


I call bullshit. Fundies are beyond deserving of mockery. Point out how ridiculous their beliefs are, and then nail them. And their beliefs are not facts, so it is easy to do.


GravatarHe resorted to doing industrial films for a time I believe.


"SO, YOU'VE DECIDED TO PARODY YOURSELF"


GravatarHow to Pick Up Green Alien Babes and Not Contract a STD.

(prepares invoice to send to SC Thor for new laptop)


Gravatarif i voted on the basis of ads, i'd vote mcsame.

I vote based on whose face my dogs' shit looks like on election day. So McCain's got my vote.
NTodd aka Snowshoe Man Palin | Homepage | 09.13.08 - 11:55 pm | #
--

if I chose a college career based on ads, I would be a medical transcriptionist.


GravatarMcGill University has a William Shatner building. He's a Montréal local.
plum p,better democrats please | 09.13.08 - 11:55 pm | #


Did you know that there are Canadian bars in LA where the expatriate Canuck actors hang out?

Okay, I made that up....


Gravatarandrew sullivan:

STILL unhinged, hysterical, blubbering, unbuttplugged, twittering, incoherent over Sarah Palin!

something in the water at Cape Cod?

is andy having "husband problems"?

eek!

the horror!

Faux-conservative outing himself as just another leftie twat!

O the humanity!


GravatarOkay, and on that note...off to bed.

Hope to talk to all you fine folks on the morrow...


GravatarBill can be a pain in the ass at times, but he DOES poke fun at himself a lot.

And he does it very well.

If anyone has missed "Golden Throats", a Rhino collection of really, really bad celebrity singers..they really must track it down. Shatner will make you cry from laughing.


GravatarOkay, I made that up....
steve hüssein® simels


I knew that.


Gravatar"I vote based on whose face my dogs' shit looks like on election day."

i vote based on what the nra tells me.


GravatarDid you know that there are Canadian bars in LA where the expatriate Canuck actors hang out?

Steve Goodman was gonna write a song about it, but he changed his mind...


Gravatar"I call bullshit. Fundies are beyond deserving of mockery"

That skit moved a bit past mockery, there was shaming in there as well.

Which is fine.


GravatarI just gave Vicki,Who ♥ Al Gore a big 'ol hug.


GravatarNobody wants sully.


GravatarDick, why don't you just use your own name for such a brilliant cutdown?


GravatarI vote based on freedom of choice - across the board.

Always have; always will.


Gravatar
Shatner will make you cry from laughing.


This video is brilliant...

William shatner in Lucy in the sky with diamonds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D...h?v=D- yy2URAYqU


GravatarYou could go the fuck away and never have that evil experience again.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WHAT?!!!
And NOT hear the intriguing and utterly fascinating details of your latest dinner arrangements?!!!

But let's talk about YOU for a change...


Gravatar"I disagree. Mocking isnt the answer to that what mocking created."

i mock your assertion.


GravatarIf I was corn plant and based my future corn pedigree based on ads I would be an inferior corn plant.


Gravataris andy having "gay Republican husband problems"?

eek!

the horror!

Fox-conservative outing himself as just another rightie twat!

O the humanity!

O the hilarity!

Why is the GOP so full of closet-cases? Why can't I find a good man?


Gravatarif i voted on the basis of ads, i'd vote mcsame.

what media market are you in, jdw?


GravatarHmm, interesting post up at FDL...
Thers | Homepage | 09.13.08 - 11:45 pm | #


I found it offensively sexist...and pretty much what you'd expect from the sort of postfeminist metrosexual libtard pussy who has to squat to pee.


GravatarAwhhh, Mr. French. I always thought you were a great mentor for Cissy, Jody, and Buffy.


GravatarOh, man!


GravatarIf only there were a platform that would allow Elias to have a blog just like Atrios'

you mean that asshole has dropped the Brian act?


GravatarPeter Camejo down.

http://www.indybay.org/newsitems...13/ 18537560.php

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GravatarCLAREMONT, Calif. - David Foster Wallace, the author best known for his 1996 novel "Infinite Jest," was found dead in his home, according to police. He was 46.


GravatarI found it offensively sexist...
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 09.14.08 - 12:00 am | #

As opposed to the other kind?


GravatarProbably find Canadian bars in Santa Monica's Ocean Park or Abbott Kinney Blvd in Venice.


GravatarComment by Lubyanka blocked. [unkill]​[show comment]

It's good to be back on Firefox.


GravatarWhy is Elias here?

Does he think anyone gives a flying fuck?

Is he another gay leftie twat?

Does he need to blow me?


GravatarPlease do not feed the fuckwad troll.

TIA.
-


GravatarI call bullshit. Fundies are beyond deserving of mockery. Point out how ridiculous their beliefs are, and then nail them. And their beliefs are not facts, so it is easy to do.

Thats your perogative, surely. What I am saying is dont point out their beliefs, or yours, lets look at issues of today.


Gravatar"what media market are you in, jdw?"

n. ohio.


GravatarI think there is a very real possibility that choosing Sarah has sent the McCain campaign into a slow death spiral.

The press is made up of people who are desperate for access and if they can't get access then they need to get the story. There very careers depend on it.

By denying the press access to Sarah, they will now have to break the story. The story will come in many destructive ways because, let's face it, there are a lot of stories to get.

Barack should stick to the issues and try not to get any of the shit on him.


Gravatareven better, william shatner doing Pulp's "Common People" (best song of the 90s, says moi. the original version of course!)


GravatarFerlinghetti is still soooo cool.


Gravatar... and the Angels win again and K-Rod makes history!


GravatarThis video is brilliant...

OMG, I didn't think it could get any better. That was awesome.


GravatarHow do you guys killfile?


GravatarPeople criticize Shatner's vocal efforts, but Nimoy blows him out of the water...


http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=X...feature=related


Gravataroops, links missing

Shatney doing "Common People" by Pulp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K...h? v=KXWEM4gZhg4


GravatarWallace: yet another post-American asshole shuts out his own lights--

what, too much PC bullshit for ya?


GravatarHow do you guys killfile?
Monica_A: Axe Diesel


You got Firefox?


GravatarI think there is a very real possibility that choosing Sarah has sent the McCain campaign into a slow death spiral.

Faster Pussycat!  Kill Kill!


GravatarIf this nightmare keeps up they're going to start taking away
Phelp's gold medals.


GravatarIt's also pretty fucking clear, at least to me by now, that the McCain camp did NOT vet Palin.

They're paying for it.


GravatarFocus on issues our children, religious or not, will face.


GravatarAs opposed to the other kind?
Douglas Watts | Homepage | 09.14.08 - 12:01 am | # [kill]​[hide comment]


Just trying to master the new politically correct ideology of conservatarian anti-feminist feminism....


GravatarHow do you guys killfile?
Monica_A: Axe Diesel


Fastest scrollwheel in the elitist east.


Gravatarnytimes:
A majority of Americans say the federal government should guarantee health insurance to every American, especially children, and are willing to pay higher taxes to do it, according to the latest New York Times/CBS News Poll.

their party??


GravatarFerlinghetti is still soooo cool.

I used a little snippet of Ferlinghetti in my wedding vows, 35 years ago.


GravatarHow do you guys killfile?,/i>

who said that?


GravatarIt won't be long before post-American fuckwit St. John Mckeating blows his little brain out, either. Maybe, if you're all really lucky, I'll beat him to it.

Let's see. All I have to do is aim this gun at my ass...


GravatarSallyh, my sister was in to them but I never got into dolls.

That Estacada barbie is basically a description of Tonya Harding.


Gravatar Comment by Monica_A: Axe Diesel blocked. [unkill]​[show comment]

I'm sorry, did someone say something?


GravatarJust trying to master the new politically correct ideology of conservatarian anti-feminist feminism....
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 09.14.08 - 12:05 am | #
--

My wife is in charge of that. She's developing a Thesaurus.


Gravatarkillfile webpage...
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/4107


Gravatargeor3ge! 

Started your new gig yet?

Maddy wanted me to take out my violin last night, but I messed up my shoulder playing Up Down! Up Down! with her


GravatarI used a little snippet of Ferlinghetti in my wedding vows, 35 years ago.
T4TN


Ferlinghetti was into longevity. Congrats!


GravatarI think there is a very real possibility that choosing Sarah has sent the McCain campaign into a slow death spiral.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yeah, it's going down in flames:
(Where do these morons come from?)


http://www.realclearpolitics.com...t/ national.html


Gravatartheir party??
gary in fl | 09.14.08 - 12:06 am | #

Dimocrats, dipshit. no self-respecting Republican will fall for that nanny shit.


Gravatarnytimes:
A majority of Americans say the federal government should guarantee health insurance to every American, especially children, and are willing to pay higher taxes to do it, according to the latest New York Times/CBS News Poll.

their party??
gary in fl

I guess you missed the speech in which Obama said if he could start all over w/healthcare, he would select single payor.


GravatarHow did our beloved, glorious Messiah Hussein Obama-Flator manage to lose an 8 pt lead in 7 days?

..to the point where he's down 4 to that old ogre McCain?

the utter horror!

the bloody utter horror!

the crying madness horror!


GravatarErin, I disliked Barbies.  Mlle, on the other hand, loved them.  I didn't mind.  Kept her and her friends amused for hours so I could study.


GravatarI guess we all saw this coming....

Group With Swift Boat Alumni Readies Ads Attacking Obama
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ wp...1302270_pf.html

Nothing like a little pre-game publicity -- co-authored by Chris Cillizza, the WaPo's resident American Idiot.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


GravatarMy wife is in charge of that. She's developing a Thesaurus.
Douglas Watts | Homepage | 09.14.08 - 12:06 am | # [kill]​[hide comment]


We need to elect a strong, self-reliant woman who can keep bitches like her in line!

Palin '08!


GravatarPeople criticize Shatner's vocal efforts, but Nimoy blows him out of the water...

Sebastian Cabot, baby!


GravatarEvening batses.

I see Lubyanka is as big an idiot as ever.


GravatarElias loves those polls. What a dumb fuck.

i suppose he believes his mother when she tells him he's a good lay, too.


GravatarWhy is Elias here?
~~~~~~~~~~~~

So I can clog up this pathetic liberal discourse.

Think of me as a left wing version of online cholesterol (vegan source)...


GravatarI'm so concerned.


GravatarDavid (Austin Tx) : did you get a bit of rain from Ike?


GravatarIs anyone paying any attention to the Elias dipshit except me?

i didn't think so.


GravatarI am old, and dont expect, or want a miracle cure.


I am looking thousands of years ahead. Religion, Socialism, Capitalism, here now, profit now isnt the cure.

Hate isnt the cure, none of these preserve life. Whatever our origin, or belief. The systems we have in place are selfish with no vision.


GravatarI'm sorry, did someone say something?
The Kenosha Kid


intent is 9/10th the law. I fucked up the tags but that shouldn't cost me a coke
.


GravatarStarted your new gig yet?

Monday. I'm a full time musician. Suck it, Borg!


GravatarMy wife is in charge of that. She's developing a Thesaurus.
Douglas Watts


When you come home from your job as Mayor, husband must be wrapped only in saran, ready for you to devour.


Gravatar(Where do these morons come from?)

They spring fully formed from the anuses of people who link to realclearpolitics.com.


GravatarWith Elias and Lubyanka here it's like two course of Asshole Delight.


Gravatar
I found it offensively sexist...and pretty much what you'd expect from the sort of postfeminist metrosexual libtard pussy who has to squat to pee.


Hee hee.

Got the Black Books DVDs -- uneven, I'd say, but with some sublime moments.


Gravatarnite nite. let the trolls drown in their own drool.


GravatarIs anyone paying any attention to the Elias dipshit except me?

i didn't think so.
Lubyanka



Talking to yourself is never popular.


Gravatargeor3ge, wonderful!

I really have to find time to practice.

This semester doesn't look like it.


GravatarWhat single click kilfiles a troll?


GravatarI really have to find time to practice.

The funny thing is that now so do I.

How's life looking for you?


GravatarDavid (Austin Tx) : did you get a bit of rain from Ike?
plum p,better democrats please



Not even the storm force winds that were predicted.

It just like any other day in September, except that the animals were panicky all day.


Gravatar I fucked up the tags but that shouldn't cost me a coke

Fine, you will find it upstairs


GravatarFerlinghetti was into longevity. Congrats!

Thank you!... and come to think of it..I have a post card with an old photo of his bookstore, City Lights, over my desk. Looking at it right now.

I went in there, circa 1972..fell in love with the place.


GravatarElias loves those polls. What a dumb fuck.

i suppose he believes his mother when she tells him he's a good lay, too.
Lubyanka
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

mrs i?
Don't you remember it was your mom who put your daddy's weewee in your bum so long ago? Or are you still repressing that memory?


Gravatarwhy are Lil Wayne's pants not covering his ass?


GravatarWhat single click kilfiles a troll?
smalfish


If there was justice in the world, it would be a semi-colon.


Gravatar6 inches of rain in Chicago today and Ike hasn't yet arrived.


GravatarFor just a split second there, Shatner lapsed into Canadian accent. I'd never noticed it before.

There was a CBC interview with an old actor -- and I can't remember who it was -- talking about Bill, Darling, when he trod the boards.


GravatarWatching the band on SNL.

I still do not get the bit with the pants down and boxers hanging out for all to see.


This does not seem practical.


GravatarIt just like any other day in September, except that the animals were panicky all day.
David (Austin Tx)

all good.


GravatarIf there was justice in the world, it would be a semi-colon.

That's no help.


GravatarI went in there, circa 1972..fell in love with the place.
T4TN


I was there as well. Loved it.


GravatarI don't get it.
.


GravatarWith Elias and Lubyanka here it's like two course of Asshole Delight.

As far as I'm concerned, they're the same person.

Whoosh right past 'em, too...


GravatarI am on firefox.


GravatarI still do not get the bit with the pants down and boxers hanging out for all to see.

Psst! It's a rerun from 1994. Pass it on!


Gravataren haut


GravatarGot the Black Books DVDs -- uneven, I'd say, but with some sublime moments.
Thers | Homepage | 09.14.08 - 12:11 am | # [kill]​[hide comment


My take on it exactly.

I liked the part where he gives the customer a discount, and then tears the final fifty pages out.


GravatarRheem Water Heaters.

Never work on a Rheem Water Heater in a red shirt...


GravatarDid you know that there are Canadian bars in LA where the expatriate Canuck actors hang out?

Okay, I made that up....
steve hüssein® simels | Homepage | 09.13.08 - 11:57 pm | #

Heard that 10% of LA is Canadian. That's about 800,000 folks, about the size of Calgary, in the most influential media market in the world.
Ever wonder why almost everyone on TV and the movies has such a flat accent.
That's what it's all aboot!


Gravatarsheets


GravatarI'm glad to see that Elias is still stupid enough to react like a misogynist idiot. He's more predictable than I am. he's even easier than his mom was.


The hilarity!

O the horror!


Gravatar
Whoosh right past 'em, too...


Killfiled them long time ago.

But one doesn't need to smell an egg to know it's rotten.


Gravatarraise your hand if you think obama wants single-payer.


Gravatargeor3ge, life is quite good!  Maddy is wonderful and now has four and five word sentences.  Her Mommy is spending time with her, getting all A's, working a few nights a week, and has a wonderful young man in her life, for something completely different!

Only dark spot--no pun intended--is that Monsieur's vision in one eye continues to deteriorate.  But despite being small and quiet, he's the toughest guy you'll ever meet. 

I have way too many students and classes and committees, but I like my sections and I would have to say that I've been blessed with an embarrassment of riches

And, I haven't had a drink in 6 months.


GravatarThe Boss says "rock some more".

S H E E T Z


Gravatarall good.
plum p,better democrats please


No, not good at all. We really, really needed the rain.


GravatarPlease do not feed the fuckwad troll.

ignore it and its progeny and it does leave ... fact.


Gravatar"mrs i" has his role to play.
He's nothing more than the Bill Lambeer thug who's in the game for no other reason than to provoke the star player into getting ejected.

But I love smacking him around now and again, even if it means a suspension or two...


Gravatarmom Hecate. I need a card reading and I need it fast.


Gravatareek!

our fellow-travellers in the MSM have lost all cred as "journalists" and have been exposed by McCain & Co. as nothing but cheap propagandists..

the humanity!

David Gergen sucks!


Gravatars
h
e
e
t
s

and don't click on the video, it's Yes.


GravatarErun, I hope you're still here - the Barbies were perfect!!


Gravatar"I apply medication to my genital warts while listening to The Mountain Goats"-Sarah Palin


Gravatarhe's even easier than his mom was.




You're a fucking pig.


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