I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
EATED, BITCHES!
Friday Catblogging unbearabley cute
http://cabdrollery.blogspot.com/
Burp
Yeah, but we still got Snorg girls, so who cares?
Bear markets eats bankses
Tastes like peaches.
Noodle!
I cn haz FDIC?
I wasn't done!
.
Hey ya'':
Mitch McConnell is my wanker of the day!!
It's those damn illegal immigrants!
I'm going with Opinion Leader, though I keep thinking there's something better out there.
Nom Nom Nom
Friday Catblogging unbearabley cute
Ach, that is too cute for words!!!
First Georgia Community Bank, Jackson, GA gets eated by the FDIC.
-Atrios
Georgia has quite a few "de novo" banks with State charters, mainly entrepreneurs in the housing bubble.
One, based in Gainesville, started by a group including the current Lieutenant Governor, got quietly eated by SunTrust a year ago, no doubt to prevent him any embarrassment.
Mitch McConnell is my wanker of the day!!
Toyota continues to increase its pct. of temporary workers ea year.
More fun road related newspaper comments.
http://www.gazettextra.com/weblo...k-snow-plowing/
Free teh kitteh hostages!!11!
Pretty soon the Bank of America will be just that.
Yeah, Toyota isn't doing all that great, no matter what Mitch says.
Did y'all see this at ThinkProgress?
"Bush: Laura and I gave up entertaining because of the Iraq war.»"
He forgot about that swanky state dinner for the Queen of England.
I love the smell of bank seizures in the evening.
EEEEP, Ruth! Fourlegs posted Ms. Maxxine's latest plushiness last night.
"Bush: Laura and I gave up entertaining because of the Iraq war.»"
No one suffers more than George & Laura.
No one.
Oh noes! Iz ded from the unbearably cute!
The things one can find on the internets... Donny Osmond's homage to Reagan, sung to the tune of Johnny B Good.
http://www.philxmilstein.com/
pro...onnieOsmond.mp3
He forgot about that swanky state dinner for the Queen of England.
Southern Beale | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 5:36 pm | #
Maybe. Or maybe he's a fucking liar.
Yeah, Toyota isn't doing all that great, no matter what Mitch says.
No one is doing well. It's called a Republicession. Happens every time a Repuke gets in the White House. Like clockwork.
ronjazz: Maybe. Or maybe he's a fucking liar.
He gave up golf, sweets and drinking, too.
.
Queen of England.
Southern Beale |
You're sposed to say Britain. Or heck, the British commonwealth.
Maybe. Or maybe he's a fucking liar.
Oh, well, there's always that ....
You're sposed to say Britain. Or heck, the British commonwealth.
Fuck that. We didn't fight a revolution to .... aw, shit.
Her Britannic Majesty.
Sorry. It's one of those things that needles me.
Feel free to ignore.
Does she still Queen and vacuum?
I love that libertarian comment thread, because it's all so true!
Road spending by governments is an inherent evil, as any thinking person knows. Wealth is only created by private entities; governments can only spend wealth. The best environment for business and wealth creation therefore is one with no government spending at all.
That, of course, is why Somalia and Sudan, the top two on the "failed states" list, have such high standards of living and such vigorous entrepreneurial communities!
I love the smell of bank seizures in the evening.
OMG that bank is having a seizure! Quick stop it from swallowing its tongue!
Her inbred majesty
Well, it's like saying the president of Kansas.
Her Majestic Fooferooferity.
Hemophilliac inbred whack jobs.
Prince Phillip is a real fucking piece of work.
I have to pick a new bank for student loans. Are any of them safe, fer gawds sake.
So it looks like Ana Marie Cox is leaving Swampland to, I guess, devote herself to a blog about assfucking.
Or something.
The Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?
Listen, mate, I'm the bloody Queen, I am, so when I say "off with his head!" I want his bloody head chopped off, all right?
Feel free to ignore.
Duly noted.
Everone calls her the Queen of England here.
Just watched a replay of OJ's face while the sentence was being read. Wow, what a character study in facial expression, the way it slowly, slowly sank into a frown.
Anal Marie?
Elizabeth II is also Queen of Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis, in each of which she is represented by a Governor-General.
Elizabeth II also holds a variety of other positions, among them Head of the Commonwealth, Supreme Governor of the Church of England, Duke of Normandy, Lord of Mann, and Paramount Chief of Fiji. .
Everone calls her the Queen of England here.
Southern Beale
Or if you're Irish, "That *&%$#!"
So it looks like Ana Marie Cox is leaving Swampland to, I guess, devote herself to a blog about assfucking.
Southern Beale
I believe she will be working with the Daily Beast, Tina Brown's project.
Everone calls her the Queen of England here.
Southern Beale
Sure, and I call all Americans Yankees, but some of them get tetchy about it.
So it looks like Ana Marie Cox is leaving Swampland to, I guess, devote herself to a blog about assfucking.
I guess her primary gig was Radar, so she's been pretty much unemployed for a while
Well, it's like saying the president of Kansas.
can I help you?
I know she's really the Queen of the United Kingdom and Head of the Commonwealth, Supreme Governor of the Church of England, Duke of Normandy, Lord of Mann, and Paramount Chief of Fiji (according to wiki). But to me she's just the fucking Queen of England.
I saw some old footage of OJ running the ball back in his USC days, though. A just God would have struck him dead the day after he retired from playing ball, and the world would have been a better place for the way he elevated athletics to art.
Elizabeth II is also Queen of Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis, in each of which she is represented by a Governor-General.
Elizabeth II also holds a variety of other positions, among them Head of the Commonwealth, Supreme Governor of the Church of England, Duke of Normandy, Lord of Mann, and Paramount Chief of Fiji. .
Her Majesty Elizabeth II, Queen of Canada and a bunch of Islands.
I guess her primary gig was Radar, so she's been pretty much unemployed for a while
One of 500,000 give or take a few thousand.
I'd like to be "Paramount Chief of Fiji." Sounds ... exotic.
I don't rightly understand why she's a Duke and not a Duchess, but the English always were a little strange...
Let's all just admit it: she's Queen of the World. She has no real power within or without the Commonwealth's borders, but she's the symbol of royalty everywhere, so let's just give her the global honorific and move on.
Sure, and I call all Americans Yankees, but some of them get tetchy about it.
Just the Southern ones and GET OVER IT already YOU LOST THE WAR.
Jeeez.
I'd like to be "Paramount Chief of Fiji." Sounds ... exotic.
Southern Beale
Oh no you don't! No more excitement for you.
Nope. No king, no queen. Let's at least preserve the form?
"Paramount Chief of Fiji": I think there was an Aubrey-Maturin novel about that. Jack got to sleep with the tropical island's matriarch and the King got the title. Good deal for Jack!
I think I figured out why "queen of england" sounds odd to me.
I will stop bothering you for now, SB.
Oh no you don't! No more excitement for you.
You can sit in my stew pot ...
YOU LOST THE WAR.
Jeeez.
Southern Beale
Er.. what war? I am Canadian.
Bush: Laura and I gave up entertaining because of the Iraq war.
During an interview yesterday with NBC News’s John Yang, President Bush offered his reason as to why he and his wife Laura haven’t been “big entertainers” at the White House over the years:
BUSH: We’ve had a lot of fun in this experience. We haven’t been a real social first couple. A lot of it had to do with the war. There were periods of the presidency where it was just inappropriate to be big entertainers But we had a lot of friends and family here in the White House and its been really a lot of fun.
I'd like to be "Paramount Chief of Fiji." Sounds ... exotic.
The UK Royals are very popular in Fiji. Prince Charles birthday used to be a national holiday there until they decided they had too many national holidays and got rid of it. (Having Prince Charles birthday as a national holiday is a sure sign of having too many national holidays!)
I will stop bothering you for now, SB.
You aren't bothering me!
Elizabeth II also holds a variety of other positions...
This reminds me of what Queen Victoria said about the conception of all of her children: "I just lay back, looked at the ceiling and thought of England."
I was once on a road trip through the South with a friend. Old guy at a gas station asked where we were from, I said "Well, I'm from Pennsylvania, and he's from Germany." Old guy said, "Yeah, I could tell you was Yankees!"
For res if she's still about. It was them damned Greek immigrants!
http://www.boston.com/travel/exp...l_it_a_hot_dog/
Er.. what war? I am Canadian.
I was addressing Southerners. The Civil Wa-wah, still referred to as the "War Of Northern Aggression."
You (we, I'm in Tennessee) lost it. Get over it. All Americans are Yankees.
(grumbles about yankees)
We haven’t been a real social first couple. A lot of it had to do with the war.
And alot of it had to do with abuse of muscle relaxants among other things.
Old guy said, "Yeah, I could tell you was Yankees!"
I usually respond by saying "Yank This".
All Americans are Yankees.
Southern Beale
Oh good.
Gotta feed dogs and put sheets on the bed. Laters.
Well, Jackson Georgia did all that it could do.
It's in Butts county, which went to McCain by about 2 to 1.
Everyone's pretty pissed at Obama for letting this happen and they're sure all glad as hell that Saxby's still got their backs in DC.
They had best be flannel sheets.
thank you Sarah Palin
Another lifelong Democrat voter, I see.
Your concern is noted.
BUSH: We’ve had a lot of fun in this experience. We haven’t been a real social first couple. A lot of it had to do with the fact that anyone with any morals shunned us because I'm a traitous, war criminal.
portia
Fixed his typo.
US county sets 'Barack Obama Day' as new holiday
MARION, Alabama: A small central Alabama county whose mainly black residents gave Barack Obama more than 70 percent of the vote on Election Day has created an annual holiday in honor of the president-elect.
The Perry County Commission voted 4 to 1 to observe the second Monday in November as "The Barack Obama Day." County offices will close and its roughly 40 workers will get a paid holiday.
The sponsoring commissioner, Albert Turner Jr., said the holiday is meant to highlight the Democratic president-elect's Nov. 4 victory as a way to give people faith that difficult goals can be achieved.
It's in Butts county, which went to McCain by about 2 to 1.
First name, Seymour?
First name, Seymour?
War On War Off |
Harry.
Let's all just admit it: she's Queen of the World. She has no real power within or without the Commonwealth's borders, but she's the symbol of royalty everywhere, so let's just give her the global honorific and move on.
if you just say "The Queen" everyone knows who you are referring too. They never think you mean Queen Margrethe or Queen Beatrix, except if your are in Denmark of the Netherlands.
All Americans are Yankees.
Southern Beale
So, the British are the Wankers, and we're the Yankees.
That really IS a "special relationship."
Eat to the Beat
Condition RED!
Wankees and Yankers.
Everyone's pretty pissed at Obama for letting this happen
For letting what happen? the GOP crash and burn?
I thought it was a bit of sarcasm.
We haven’t been a real social first couple. A lot of it had to do with the war.
And alot of it had to do with abuse of muscle relaxants among other things.
Neponset
and with someone needing to be tucked in by ten, or he'd start getting.... thirsty
B1 Bummer: I thought it was a bit of sarcasm.
Dipped in a d'oh! fondue.
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Oh god, I would welcome the return of good old obvious sarcasm. Things were getting so bad, one never knew if a piece was from the Onion, or real. It's been downright scary.
Love the blog.. caught it through Kos. Anyways peep out mine if you like
www.risingbluetide.blogspot.com
Kos sent someone here? That sounds awfully suspicious. 
except if your are in Denmark of the Netherlands.
The Old Man From Scene 24
my what are in Denmark of the Netherlands?
The Old Man From Scene 24 |
Yes, that's why queen of england sounded funny. We just call her the queen.
Now I promise I'll stfu about Liz Windsor.
First name, Seymour?
War On War Off
His Under the Grandstand was essential reading in junior high.
Kos sent someone here? That sounds awfully suspicious.
Marcellina | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 6:01 pm | #
Delete all the fucking accounts!
I was sent here by I don't know who or what. Been a long time. Atrios was still Sid Blumenthal then.
I know she's really the Queen of the United Kingdom and Head of the Commonwealth, Supreme Governor of the Church of England, Duke of Normandy, Lord of Mann, and Paramount Chief of Fiji
I read somewhere that Queen Victoria loved being 'Empress of India' when that title applied.
time to pick up children and tend to their every need.
L8R, monarchists!
Good ol'Loud Obbs:
Tonight’s Poll
Does it surprise you that Customs and Border Protection employees had to be reminded with an official memo not to hire illegal aliens?
Yes
No
I have a nice zinfandel that's about to get drinked.
Good ol'Loud Obbs:
Tonight’s Poll
Does it surprise you that Customs and Border Protection employees had to be reminded with an official memo not to hire illegal aliens?
Yes
No
He certainly gives good material for stats professors looking for really bad polls.
Bush couldn't spend much time in the White House entertaining, because he spent so much time in the air going to and from Republican fundraisers, lifting the wallets of his "base... the haves and the have-mores." It might be the only thing he did reasonably well over his eight years in office.
That, and vacationing away from the White House. Add up the time for his travel for fundraisers, time spent fundraising, and his vacation time, and this President was the biggest fuck-off of all time.
Think of all the additional damage he could have caused if he'd actually applied himself to the job....
When is CNN going to cancel the Lou Dobbs I hate Mexicans hour?
I read somewhere that Queen Victoria loved being 'Empress of India' when that title applied.
Falstaff
Disraeli made it up to flatter her ego and make her more pliable, IIRC.
It's in Butts county, which went to McCain by about 2 to 1.
First name, Seymour?
War On War Of
There must be a lotta Georgia county name gags.
Macon Bacon
Baker Cook Peach Crisp.
Clinch Upson Butts
I better Quitman.
How could Bush give a dinner party when he was in bed by 9 every night?
Blogs rule all...notice the word before Dow....
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/ar...08S49.DTL&
tsp=1
"...The market's advance left Wall Street with moderate losses for the week, the result of a nearly 680-point slide in teh Dow on Monday. More important, the market was able to claim a victory of sorts over the course of the week — except for Monday's slide, stocks repeatedly overcome bleak economic data and corporate announcements...."
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The Queen? I'll bet she's got a private detective with her.
When is CNN going to cancel the Lou Dobbs I hate Mexicans hour?
trifecta
Hopefully the recession will wring out a lot of that crap. As the haters lose disposable income Lou may become expendable.
The Queen? I'll bet she's got a private detective with her.
Tlazolteotl |
The Queen pays for private dick?
Stop the presses!
How could Bush give a dinner party when he was in bed by 9 every night?
Excuse himself after the apertif and soup courses?
When is CNN going to cancel the Lou Dobbs I hate Mexicans hour?
Dobbs should be dancing in the lilly white sheets:
"Immigrants coming to America expect that each generation will do better than the first. In this week's Snapshot, EPI's Algernon Austin illustrates that Mexican Americans experience that upward mobility, but only until the third generation, when upward mobility stalls and reverses in subsequent generations."
The Queen? I'll bet she's got a private detective with her.
Tlazolteotl
Ellery?
Does she ever chop up logs? No, I don't suppose she does....
When is CNN going to cancel the Lou Dobbs I hate Mexicans hour?
trifecta
That's not fair. He hates the Chinese too.
EPI's Algernon Austin
I hope someone brought the flowers.
That's not fair. He hates the Chinese too.
And probably the Indians (/South Asians).
The motor vehicle and parts industry, a sector of the economy that has been particularly welcoming to African Americans, is becoming a shrinking island of prosperity. The share of black workers (14.2%) in automotive industries is much higher than their overall share of the labor force (11.2%), as shown in this Figure. Approximately 118,000 African Americans worked in the auto industry in November 2008, down from 137,000 in December 2007 when the recession began.
EPI shapshot
EPI's Algernon Austin
I hope someone brought the flowers.
LittlePig
Charlie was going to do that, but he forgot.
Wolf Blitzer jusr said something like, "You're going to be hearing about Sarah Palin for a long time."
Good god, why?
Someone needs to bail my ass out. Y'know, because I'm too big to fail..
Cue "Duelling Banjoes".
Good god, why?
'Cos Sarah gives those pundits a funny feeling up their legs.
Good god, why?
Marcellina |
Myself, I think hearing a lot about Sarah Palin is going to be very very good for Democrats.
The menus that the Bush White House publishes of state dinners shows that neither Bush has much taste. The food is showy and pretentious just like them.
When is CNN going to cancel the Lou Dobbs I hate Mexicans hour?
trifecta
When another show in that time slot would be more profitable.
Wolf Blitzer jusr said something like, "You're going to be hearing about Sarah Palin for a long time."
Good god, why?
Marcellina
Because she's ratings Spanish Fly.
The food is showy and pretentious just like them.
sekmet
Showy and pretentious and phonily folksy.
Chicken-fried beef tenderloin, anyone?
Good god, why?
Because the master strategists in the Republican Party think she's The Great White Hope, and will revive every single one of the bogus "traditional family values" red herrings and bring the party back to power... and create one or two new ones, to boot.
One more reason why lefties need to speak a small truth and keep on referring to her as "Bush in a skirt."
Cue "Duelling Banjoes".
You want I should play the guitar part, or the banjo part?
Some dishes they have served
Maine Lobster Fondue
Celery Broth with Crispy Rock Shrimp
Chartreuse Ice Cream Red and Green Grape Sauce
Roasted artichokes, pequillo peppers and olives
Spring pea soup with fernleaf lavender
Chive pizzelle with American caviar
At least LBJ served his guests barbecue
though if someone offered me a big plate of chicken fried beef tenderloin right now, I wouldn't say no.
Cue "Duelling Banjoes".
You want I should play the guitar part, or the banjo part?
Barndog
It's called "Duelling Banjos." Why the FUCK is there a guitar in it at all?
There are parts of this country where they are already blaming Barack Obama for this year long depression we're in..
Nobody ever said folks were rational.
Wonder what will happen once he's inaugerated, with all this hate percolating, and the hard economic times just beginning..
It's called "Duelling Banjos." Why the FUCK is there a guitar in it at all?
Inbreeding.
It's called "Duelling Banjos." Why the FUCK is there a guitar in it at all?
Public health concerns.
I think it's time for "Dueling Tubas," m'self.
Someone needs to bail my ass out. Y'know, because I'm too big to fail..
DuaneV, Wittol | 12.05.08 - 6:15 pm | #
Does my ass look big in this bailout?
Why the FUCK is there a guitar in it at all?
You can play a banjo out of tune, or, spend all your time tuning it.
The guitar is called a rythym instument in this instance, jac.
The guitar is called a rythym instument in this instance, jac.
Barndog,
But if it's "Duelling Banjos," there should be AT LEAST TWO BANJOS!!1!!!!
You can play a banjo out of tune, or, spend all your time tuning it.
In his piece about finding the perfect Lutheran musical instrument, Garrison Keillor settles on the harp, which takes hours to tune, and then stays in tune for 10 minutes or until someone opens a door.
That's not fair. He hates the Chinese too.
I hate all non Anglo-Saxons equally.
Does my ass look big in this bailout?
rootless-e, mysterious
Only if you're a CEO.
Five Blackwater guards have been told to surrender to the FBI by Monday to face federal manslaughter and assault charges connected to the shooting deaths of 17 civilians at an traffic circle in Iraq last year, ABC News has learned.
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/st...=6396208&
page=1
Clintons were far better at putting out a tasty spread
Pepper Crusted Oregon Beef
Chilled Lobster with Corn Leek Relish
Lemon Herb Roasted Chicken
Grilled Vegetables and Goat Cheese
Pepper Seared Lamb Loin
Five Spice Roasted Duck over Marinated Pears and Papaya
Grilled Yellowtail Snapper
It's called "Duelling Banjos." Why the FUCK is there a guitar in it at all?
Public health concerns.
Tlazolteotl
'cause the guy from the 'burbs was outclassed from the beginning. Goes to the city, brings a knife to a gunfight. Goes to the country, brings a guitar to a banjo duel...
How much time do you think FoxNews will give Geraldo to talk about OJ?
How about this story?
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/
lo...fugitive06.html
According to court documents, Smith, who is now 53, and Lewis had been in a relationship for 18 months at the time of the slaying. The two had even lived together for a time.
In September 2006, Lewis returned from a trip to the Philippines and broke some tough news to Smith: He had met someone else whom he planned to marry.
"Smith reportedly did not receive this news well," a detective wrote in court documents.
...
At some point, Smith learned that a woman she knew, Thanyarat Sengpharaghanh, was going to meet Lewis for dinner. On Oct. 6, 2006, Smith called Sengpharaghanh and advised her that Lewis was fond of Jagermeister, and liked to have a drink before going out for the evening.
poisoning ensues
I am going to get Absolut-ly drunk presently.
Yeah sekmet, that second one sounds much better, though I think I would have to pass up on the lobster course.
I hate it when people talk about "the Anglo Saxons." That's like the "Serbo Croatians." I'm an Angle, dammit, with no Saxon blood to dilute my genetic perfection!
And a Zoroastrian, too! Hail Ahura Mazda!
re-HICA!
Had an e-mail to send out... really ought to call my mom.
.
It's called "Duelling Banjos." Why the FUCK is there a guitar in it at all?
jac
Lobster fondue sounds disgusting. Lobster is best not messed with too much.
Have the members of Governor Carcieri’s Blue Ribbon Panel for Transportation Funding been cleared by Butler Hospital? The criteria for committal includes determining whether the person (or persons) represent a danger to themselves or others. The thinking of this panel clearly represents a danger to all Rhode Islanders. They are locked into Marxist Socialist thought: The State owns everything; and they just take what they think they need.
Try this thinking, Blue Ribbon Folks, "Stop spending". If roads are a priority of the State (and they should be) take the monies necessary from somewhere else in the budget. NO NEW SPENDING. NO MORE TAXES.
You are killing the economy. Read some history: Socialism had NEVER worked. Not one time. Not ever. It has consistently ruined the economy and the social structures whenever and wherever it's been tried. No exceptions. So stop with this looney thinking.
It's called "Duelling Banjos." Why the FUCK is there a guitar in it at all?
jac
ErinPDX
IT'S NOT FUNNY DAMMIT!!1!!1 THIS IS SERIOUS!!1!!! THEY OUGHT TO AT LEAST NAME THE DAMN SONG 'BANJO DUELLING A GUITAR' OR SOMETHING!!1!1
Jesus -- do you see how young that one Blackwater murderer is in his Marine photo? http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/st...=6396208&
page=1 I swear, the felony murder rule should apply to Bush: even the judicial execution of a murderer who was perverted over there during an unjust war should be grounds for charges against Bush. He ruined that kid's life.
Over half a million out of work last month.
I'm an Angle, dammit, with no Saxon blood to dilute my genetic perfection!
The beau is pure Saxon, if there is such a thing, which there isn't.
Wow, another bank goes down, and about two million jobs lost in a year or less. And today Chimpy admitted that he undermisestimated how long and expensive the Iraq War would be. Yer leavin' a helluva mess, uh, legacy, Chimpy.
Well, I never claimed to be pure. That smacks of "chaste." Just perfect.
IT'S NOT FUNNY DAMMIT!!1!!1 THIS IS SERIOUS!!1!!! THEY OUGHT TO AT LEAST NAME THE DAMN SONG 'BANJO DUELLING A GUITAR' OR SOMETHING!!1!1
jac
DO NOT MOCK A BANJO DUELING A GUITAR, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
Cheap to stay in Vegas for Xmas!
"The worst the Bureau of Labor Statistics has ever recorded."
I have a version of "Dueling Banjos" with just banjos dueling. I'm not sure I should have admitted that.
When I was in the liquor store today, they were giving out samples of the most delicious chocolate martinis. I'd never had a really dry chocolate martini before. There were little flakes of dry semi-sweet chocolate floating on top.
I hate it when people talk about "the Anglo Saxons." That's like the "Serbo Croatians." I'm an Angle, dammit, with no Saxon blood to dilute my genetic perfection!
Scott
ANTI-JUTITE!
The beau is pure Saxon, if there is such a thing, which there isn't.
Marcellina | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 6:36 pm | #
when someone does the right genetics study and figures out how many germans are part jewish, french, polish, and dutch, there will be mass wailing and gnashing of teeth on all sides.
I'd never had a really dry chocolate martini before.
Was there a Hershey's Kiss in it, instead of an olive?
I'd never had a really dry chocolate martini before.
Ick, ewww, ick, yech, ptooie! ptooie!
[still an hour and a half away from cocktail hour]
When I was in the liquor store today, they were giving out samples of the most delicious chocolate martinis. I'd never had a really dry chocolate martini before. There were little flakes of dry semi-sweet chocolate floating on top.
Finny | 12.05.08 - 6:38 pm | #
Where was this? A topic I'm an expert at!
Public libraries are starting to close one day a week to save money all over the country.
I think it's time for "Dueling Tubas," m'self.
montag
Well, come to Portland, Oregon for the annual Tuba Christmas. Bring your own tuba and join more than 200 players...
http://upcoming.yahoo.com/event/498135/
when someone does the right genetics study and figures out how many germans are part jewish, french, polish, and dutch, there will be mass wailing and gnashing of teeth on all sides.
Maybe not so much on the German side, believe it or not. Someone of them would get a kick out of that for sure.
Wolf Blitzer jusr said something like, "You're going to be hearing about Sarah Palin for a long time."
The night of her convention speech he said ,'We've just witnessed a star being born.'
I'd never had a really dry chocolate martini before
What a waste of good chocolate that sounds like.
Photos from last year's Tuba Christmas
http://osumb.oregonstate.edu/img...tuba-christmas/
Thanks to the Bush Boom, I'm drinking Milwaukee's Best.
nadar offers some pretty good analysis on the teebee
What a waste of good chocolate that sounds like.
Barndog, retired dammit! |
I used to agree with you on most things.
Well, come to Portland, Oregon for the annual Tuba Christmas. Bring your own tuba and join more than 200 players...
We have an international tuba museuym not too far away (actually, not far from where CD lives).
http://www.travelerstuba.com/
http://gonw.about.com/gi/dynamic...%3FTCState%
3DOR
gonzolib: Thanks to the Bush Boom, I'm drinking Milwaukee's Best.
Believe it or not, Natty Ice is usually cheaper, here, for some reason.
.
Erin
Is that the oldest? Are there three? I think I've only seen two.
Where was this?
Where? Winnipeg, I'm afraid. A long way to go for a very small drink.
But the key was there was only a hint of creme de cacao in it.
I used to agree with you on most things
So, disregard the previous statement this morning about not publishing a newsletter then...
I *am* glad you don't see that generic BEER, anymore.
*shudders*
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AP got hold of some documents the other day that showed various people in and out of the federal government were warning about bad loans and a possible crisis as early as 2005. Various agencies were working on proposals to tighten lending regulations, but big banks like WaMu lobbied against tighter regulations, and they were never implemented.
I *am* glad you don't see that generic BEER, anymore
I was thinking of you earlier, while drinking a couple of Bell's Christmas Ales..
www.bellsbeer.com
Jeffraham...here, they're about the same price. But I drink that, too.
I think it's time for "Dueling Tubas," m'self.
Martin Mull also did two of the greatest Xmas songs ever - "SantaFly" and "Santa Doesn't Cop Out on Dope"...
Actually, there's a brand called Cook's sold here that's the absolute cheapest, but not even I can stomach it.
Wolf trying to push the poll about the next GOP candidate.
"It's just name recognition, Wolf, it doesn't mean anything."
"Hey, the Iowa caucus is only 3 years away!"
Barndog: www.bellsbeer.com
Hell's Bells!
.
When I was in the liquor store today, they were giving out samples of the most delicious chocolate martinis.
Finny, these people do not fully grasp the enormity of your statement. THE PROVINCIAL LIQUOR STORE WAS GIVING OUT SAMPLES OF MIXED DRINKS?
Portage la Prairie just froze over. More.
PBR used to be really cheap here, too, until it got that slacker cache...
.
My all time favorite XMas cd is called "Blame It On Christmas," which I can't find anywhere. It has such gems like "Swingin' Manger," a polk version of "O, Come All Ye Faithful," and a marimba version of "O Little Town of Bethlehem."
Portage la Prairie just froze over. More.
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian | 12.05.08 - 6:49 pm | #
Are you sure you don't mean Hamilton?
I wonder if I can get eated tonight?
ms. f
i've only got 2
those were just generic pics of the tuba fest that i got off the internets
looks like they have them all over the country (last link I posted)
I wonder if I can get eated tonight?
Deacon Blues at work
Any nibbles* on that craigslist ad yet?
*HAH!
Erin
Okay then, I have seen the whole fam damily!
No. I don't mean Hamilton. Oddly enough, I almost always mean exactly what I say, particularly when I'm making even a small joke.
'Christmas In Jail' is a family favorite around here.
THE PROVINCIAL LIQUOR STORE WAS GIVING OUT SAMPLES OF MIXED DRINKS?
Any nibbles* on that craigslist ad yet?
*HAH!
V for Virginia, Your Ad Here
Actually I got distracted browsing NYC Craigs List. They got some crazy shit up there!!!
Oddly enough, I almost always mean exactly what I say
Mom?
No. I don't mean Hamilton. Oddly enough, I almost always mean exactly what I say, particularly when I'm making even a small joke.
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian | 12.05.08 - 6:53 pm | #
Goodness.
I am home
and I got to ride a train!
and a subway
and a bus...
Well mom got drunk and dad drunk at our Christmas party....
I think it's time for "Dueling Tubas," m'self.
montag
Well, come to Portland, Oregon for the annual Tuba Christmas. Bring your own tuba and join more than 200 players...
http://upcoming.yahoo.com/event/498135/
ErinPDX | 12.05.08 - 6:41 pm |
Pity my boss's hubby has retired from professioal tuba playig.
Real Cralgs List Ad
"Ultimate Scrabble Challenge...Bring Your Best Game - 39
Reply to: pers-946665153@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-05, 6:36PM EST
The rules: Every 20 points a person gets, a piece of clothing comes off the other person.
Fit, very attractive, intellectual SWM (Ivy degree in English). If you find a way to win or even get past 40 or 60 points, you'll like what you see.
How's your vocabulary today?"
Accompanied by picture of scrabble tiles.
I never heard it called "playing scrabble" or "vocabulary" either. Must be a Newyawk thing.
THE PROVINCIAL LIQUOR STORE WAS GIVING OUT SAMPLES OF MIXED DRINKS?
Bloody haloscan.
Times have changed, GWPDA. Some days it's like the bakery section of Costco there are so many samples.
The days when you furtively handed a written order to the man behind the counter are long gone.
Deep Thought
The loss of over half a million jobs is excellent news for the economy.
that was breaking news that made my head snap in two directions quickly...
then they went to the OJ sentence...
unfucknbelievable.
The days when you furtively handed a written order to the man behind the counter are long gone.
I'm very glad for you. I always hated the sneaking, Mother Russia factor.
Martin Mull also did two of the greatest Xmas songs ever - "SantaFly" and "Santa Doesn't Cop Out on Dope"..
My former employer - he of the long-running Rekkid Shoppe - was once an A & R guy for Mull and George Carlin...
Deacon, a man's desire to show his intellectual superiority over me is not exactly a turn-on. I wonder what kind of scrabble partners he gets.
Some days it's like the bakery section of Costco there are so many samples.
And Dave, how can YOU of all people forget the National Lampoon's "Kung Fu Christmas?"
NY Craigs List ad
"feedee type fetish? - 25 (ct/ny)
Reply to: pers-946660860@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-05, 6:32PM EST
There must be a few attractive girls in the NYC area that fantasize about gaining weight. As you know, such a taboo subject makes it very difficult to meet someone with a similar interest. If you're around my age and feel like chatting (preferably on AIM) send me a message, and please include a pic. I should be around most of the night.
Me: 25 swm (mixed northern euro ancestry), 6'3, 155lbs, blond, blue
* Location: ct/ny "
This from a guy who's 6'3 155 !!!
and a bus...
Uncle Blodge, Urban Yeacher
You just got points with Atrios.
I didn't hit an Amish buggy today.
This is the best Christmas song ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E...h?
v=EGdrMOttV_s
new york city - where every kink is a market.
I'm out. Have a good night, beautiful people.
There appears to be some movement in the Gnashvegah Two hostage situation!!1
Buckeye - the boss' husband can do it in OH:
http://gonw.about.com/gi/dynamic...%3FTCState%
3DOR
"I didn't hit an Amish buggy today."
but did you yell "outta the way. motherfucker!" at him?
533,000 is a relatively small number in light of 300,000,000.
but did you yell "outta the way. motherfucker!" at him?
Of course not!
Sittin' here in limbo...
Just waiting on a flight at JFK. Everything seems on time; just a long connection.
Terminal 4 is a lot nicer than the last time I came through.
And an A380 (double decker) is parked outside. It is large.
That is all.
all Ojay had to do was tell the judge he were a Repuglician and things woulda been fine. Didn't he know about IOKIYAR?
533,000 just isn't a depression level number.
Bye Marcellina
Jim Morrison was beautiful, wasn't he?
Local telemarketers are fun. "That's the weirdest message I ever heard and it goes on forever." [yes, it's that way to deter morons like you]
"I'm [mumble, mumble]. Call me at xxx-00269."
This is how we run the economy, folks....
Robert Earl Warren
Merry Christmas from our Family
I think the best.
That is all.
Gromit |
OMG, you're still in an airport?
I'm listening to OJ on the radio claiming "I didn't know I was doing anything wrong..."
Bursting into somebody's hotel room with guns drawn? Really now, OJ, you must think the rest of us are as brain-damaged as you must be. Sheesh.
I didn't hit an Amish buggy today.
ms fahrenheit
Damn. Did that break some kind of streak?
The loss of over half a million jobs is actually excellent news for the economy.
That is all.
Gromit
What did you do on your layover?
Robert Earl Warren...
Justice Earl Keene?
The loss of over half a million jobs is actually excellent news for the economy.
kip | 12.05.08 - 7:11 pm | #
===
the fundamentalists are strong.
That is all.
Gromit
What did you do on your layover?
jac | 12.05.08 - 7:12 pm | #
You're in terminal 4 go to the Oasis.
Shut the fuck up "kit"
Damn. Did that break some kind of streak?
They have pulled out in front of me several times, without even looking. Also teenage boys like to race with cars. The horse always loses.
Robert Earl Warren...
Justice Earl Keene?
bill buckner
Ha, ha, yes.
OMG, you're still in an airport?
It's a different one. All is progressing according to plan.
JetBlue got us to JFK at 2:30 as scheduled. The plane to Santiago is waiting for us at the end of the jetway. 8:00 scheduled departure, arrives in Chile around 8:00 EST tomorrow AM.
It would have been nice to get a later flight out of Burlington, but there were none with safe connections.
At JFK we walked, rode the little train, walked some more, had a nice lunch, walked, checkied in for the flight, walked, had coffee, walked and are now sitting.
Fascinating, what?
Is Terminal 4 Jet Blue?
I was impressed that they have an internet hotzone with bar service.
OK, so I don't travel a lot.
I'm spose to be writing 1,000-1,200 words for Slate's biz spinoff, TheBigMoney. My first paying writing gig -- IF I can actually write the damn thing. I've now covered maybe 1/3 of the material I want to cover and am at 750 words. Mark Twain was right, dammit -- takes WAY longer to write short. And I'm delving into a new area for me -- the business impacts of cloud computing etc. No wonder I'm wasting time her with you goons!
Can't do time zones when travelling. Arrive 8AM Chile time, which should be 6AM EST.
The term chat room, or chatroom, is primarily used by mass media to describe any form of synchronous conferencing, occasionally even asynchronous conferencing. The term can thus mean any technology ranging from real-time online chat over instant messaging and online forums to fully immersive graphical social environments.
Buckeye - the boss' husband can do it in OH:
http://gonw.about.com/gi/dynamic...c...%3FTCState%
3DOR
ErinPDX | 12.05.08 - 7:0
I'll have to let the boss know about that.
Robert Earl Warren...
Justice Earl Keene?
bill buckner
Ha, ha, yes.
Just Another Zero
Obviously, I've drinked a bit of the zinfandel.
The oldest form of true chat rooms are the text-based variety. Talkomatic, developed on the PLATO System around 1974, has a strong claim to have been the prototype of the text-only chat room.
Is Terminal 4 Jet Blue?
They're in Terminal 5, which was also quite nice.
Saw the 1960's old TWA terminal (Saarkinen?). It is tiny, and is now about a half mile from the nearest airplane. Still a cool building, tho.
fully immersive graphical social environments
Ooh -- you mean like the New Orleans cathouse program on the Holodeck? I love that one!
gromit, was there any foot tapping involved in any of these layovers?
C'mon Baby...
turn out the lights....
Gromit
Cool. I like hearing all of this, but I would probably be cranky by now.
nutroot "progressives" crapping their hemp underwear!
Kissinger praises Obama national security team!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...8120402863.html
"progressive" Obamagasmics, Obamaholics, Obamarrhoids aghast, sputtering, self-defenestrating!
the horror!
no, the hilarity, dude...
Good luck Scott.
Just write, then: edit, edit, edit.
Some people who visit chat rooms use them as a place to experience online sex, also known as cybersex or computer love.
self-defecatofenestrating?
Professional writing is harder than it looks.
Some people who visit chat rooms use them as a place to experience online sex, also known as cybersex or computer love.
rise
Do you have a newsletter?
stopped by to give you guys a plush fix
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...s-
caturdai.html
Is that anything like muskrat love?
Gromit,
You must take photos of any llamas, alpacas or vicunas you see and post them for us. Andean chia pet blogging!
nutroot "progressives" crapping their hemp underwear!
Much better than the fiberglas underwear that Zippy the Pinhead's wearin'.
Even today, relatively little is known about the discourse produced in on-line communication contexts. While there is a growing body of literature on sociolinguistic variation in French chat for example, other forms of computer mediated communication (e.g. discussion fora, weblogs, etc.) have received less attention
Professional writing is harder than it looks.
Depends, I used to make it look pretty hard.
No wonder I'm wasting time her with you goons!
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw it
never know, could pay off.
personally i'm counting on the fl. lottery.
not exactly a good plan, but it's all i got.
loopywanker is pathetic
the end.
You see? nice and concise.
"rise" is kind of a wanker
Tlazolteotl: I know, I promise I do. I'm just happier when the brain's working correctly and the words come out in a decent semblance of order, with insight behind them and a dab of poetry among them. The more common occurrence -- many ideas, many words, much cutting and pasting -- is more painful, of course, but what's frustrating me is that the end product often is poorer as well. So I'm trying to get my brain working well now.
Doesn't help that I'm sick.
Good evening, friends.
You must take photos of any llamas, alpacas or vicunas you see and post them for us. Andean chia pet blogging!
Okeydokey. Also exotic foods. We are expecting cuy (guinea pig) for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
loopywanker is pathetic
And jack is his usual boring self.
How could Sarah Failin's makeup cost 110K? I mean how is that possible in such a few weeks? Does it have gold leaf in it? 24Karot diamonds?
We are expecting cuy (guinea pig) for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
Chris and Kramer = Bud and Abbott
I'm just happier when the brain's working correctly and the words come out in a decent semblance of order, with insight behind them and a dab of poetry among them
Umm, well.
The craft doesn't really work that way.
How could Sarah Failin's makeup cost 110K?
She uses a case of foundation every three days.
Charley: it's nice to have a backup plan!
Ms. Fahrenheit: you haven't read the Aubrey-Maturin about Stephen's unsuccessful effort to stoke a Peruvian revolution, have you?
How could Sarah Failin's makeup cost 110K?
Imported rouge?
"How could Sarah Failin's makeup cost 110K?"
what does it take 110k to hide???
shoulda spent some of that cash on mccaint
Some people who visit chat rooms use them as a place to experience online sex, also known as cybersex or computer love.
rise
Project much?
How could Sarah Failin's makeup cost 110K?
NO.
Ack, never mind.
BBL
Nico Case fans?
Live at CBGB's from 79. (Scroll down a little past halfway)
http://www.philxmilstein.com/pro...om/probe/
02.htm
NY Craigs List ad -- 2:1 someone gets robbed here.
"HOT, MASTER COCKSUCKER AT PRIVATE GLORYHOLE (Chelsea)
Reply to:pers946702565@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-12-05, 7:08PM EST
you let yourself into my apt, lock door behind you
walk into dark, candlelit room
porn playing straight ahead, gloryhole is on left
I'll be sitting behind the gloryhole at crotch level, waiting for you
walk up, unzip, insert
hold onto pullup bar overhead
I'll take care of the rest
I'm in great shape. Neg. Looking for similar."
Palin's Secret: Victoria's Secret Is On Her Latest List of Shops
The Houston Chronicle ^ | December 05, 2008 12:17 PM | Richard Dunham
Victoria's Secret is Sarah Palin's secret no more.
Politico reports that the Republican National Committee made purchases on behalf of the 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee at the sexy lingerie shop. The Victoria's Secret expenditure -- along with even more purchases at Texas-based Nieman Marcus -- were among the newly released expenditures uncovered by Politico. Ditto a visit to Escape Skin Care and Day Spa in New York.
Edible panties for Sarah and Bristol.
Fourlegsgood: don't get me wrong; I grok good editing (by myself and by professionals); it's just easier to work with a decent skeletal structure. Like how much easier Liz Taylor's plastic surgeon had it than, I dunno, Rodney Dangerfield's.
Speaking of the unknowable, has Franken finally won or are they still looking under sofa cushions for ballots?
That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
Heh. You weren't around last weekend when Ali and I were trading photos of roasted guinea pig, then, I take it?
I also have a severe rodent phobia.
Palin's Secret:
I thought she was one of those modest flat-earth fundies?
Do I really need to know that Scarah buys her undies at Victoria's Secret?
Deacon Blues: the "hatpin" glory hole myth just bubbled painfully up from my subconscious.
While there is a growing body of literature on sociolinguistic variation in French chat for example, other forms of computer mediated communication (e.g. discussion fora, weblogs, etc.) have received less attention
rise
ever since i first joined the krishnamurti forum in 2000 i have thought there was a PhD in it for the right person.
i remember saving some of those threads.
where is Woody when you need him. Rorschach? Bueller? Anyone?
Tlazolteotl |
Why would you do that?
the "hatpin" glory hole myth just bubbled painfully up from my subconscious.
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw i
Uhm, do I have to google that? I haven't heard that one.
The plane to Santiago is waiting for us at the end of the jetway. 8:00 scheduled departure, arrives in Chile around 8:00 EST tomorrow AM.
EEEEEK! i'M SO EXCITED!!!!!
Uhm, do I have to google that? I haven't heard that one.
Joseph Wambaugh used it in one his LA cop novels.
Old lady in restroom. Guy in adjacent restroom sees what he thinks is gloryhole. Inserts unit. She, shocked, immobilizes him by impaling him with a hatpin, cotter-pin-fashion, til the cops arrive.
Umm, well.
The craft doesn't really work that way.
My first drafts are pretty much just stream of consciousness piles of steaming crap. And then I have to go back and mold them into something by sheer force of will. And I spend a lot of time moving good sentences and paragraphs around to see where they fit best.
And this is for writing sciency stuff!
EEEEEK! i'M SO EXCITED!!!!!
Virginia,
I'll wave as I fly over yer house.
NY Craigs List ad -- 2:1 someone gets robbed here.
Luby's working out of NY now?
You must take photos of any llamas, alpacas or vicunas you see and post them for us. Andean chia pet blogging!
Okeydokey. Also exotic foods. We are expecting cuy (guinea pig) for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Gromit | 12.05.08 - 7:22 pm
"Mountains, Gandalf, I need mountains."
"Uhm, do I have to google that?"
you might not want to
Do I really need to know that Scarah buys her undies at Victoria's Secret?
Word has it she also bought a crotchless burka for the sexy Taliban role play that she and the First Dude perform to keep the spice in their marriage.
.
...and we're off! Besos!
NY Craigs List ad -- 2:1 someone gets robbed here."
or worse.
jeebus, people are fucking nuts.
"Word has it she also bought a crotchless burka for the sexy Taliban role play that she and the First Dude perform to keep the spice in their marriage."
you are sick and disturbed for thinking this
Old lady in restroom. Guy in adjacent restroom sees what he thinks is gloryhole. Inserts unit. She, shocked, immobilizes him by impaling him with a hatpin, cotter-pin-fashion, til the cops arrive.
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw i
Jeebus! Guy would be lucky just to get robbed!
Could you imagine some fundy whackjob posting ads and doing bad shit to hapless (and not-too-bright it must be said) Craigs Listers?
Word has it she also bought a crotchless burka for the sexy Taliban role play that she and the First Dude perform to keep the spice in their marriage.
.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
BRAIN BLEACH, PLEASE!!!!
(runs from room, screaming)
Why would you do that?
Ask Ali...she started it, but posting a link to a pic, saying it was supposed to be roasted guinea pig. I wrote, that doesn't look like a guinea pig to me, did some Googling, and found a similar pic also labeled as roasted guinea pig, so I wrote, gosh, Ali, I guess that is a guinea pig....
The plane to Santiago is waiting for us at the end of the jetway. 8:00 scheduled departure, arrives in Chile around 8:00 EST tomorrow AM.
That's nice, and another Atriot has his house going to Sheriff's sale. Keep your luxurious lifestyle to yourself.
Normal burkas have crotches?
I also have a severe rodent phobia.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars
racquets and bats, baby
My first drafts are pretty much just stream of consciousness piles of steaming crap. And then I have to go back and mold them into organized and spellchecked piles of steaming crap.
patch | 12.05.08 - 7:32 pm | #
some poor repig loser is jealous.
Shut the fuck up "patch"
Word has it she also bought a crotchless burka for the sexy Taliban role play that she and the First Dude perform to keep the spice in their marriage.
"Oh, Abdul, slip me the falafa! Don't make me take off my head scarf!"
Now we can move to the Batman casual sex myth...
I'll take care of the rest
I'm in great shape. Neg. Looking for similar."
Deacon Blues at work
Man, that is about nine kinds of a bad idea, right there.
And then I have to go back and mold them into organized and spellchecked piles of steaming crap.
Yeah, pretty much.
What if it's Lorena Bobbit on the other side of the wall??
is jealous.
A very bourgeois explanation.
Righteous, 'You're greedy and corrupt.'
Bourgeois, 'You're jealous.'
That's nice, and another Atriot has his house going to Sheriff's sale. Keep your luxurious lifestyle to yourself.
patch |
Fuck off, jack.
Shut the fuck up "patch"
How could Sarah Failin's makeup cost 110K? I mean how is that possible in such a few weeks?
cosmosis-elect
Amy Strozzi alone cost 'em $830 a day.
Think that works out to eleven or twelve barrels of oil a day, October prices.
I think you meant "Self-righteous wanker" there.
I was wondering when the Friday Bank Feast would commence.
What a wonderful day, employment-wise. It's a good thing those 600K+ folks stopped looking for work, or we'd have to add 1.1 million to the ranks of the unemployed, instead of a mere 533K.
How helpful that discouraged workers are magically disappeared when they give up. Who knows, in a few weeks, the 533K may likewise be disappeared, and we'll have happy days here again!
I've been talked down... and yes, there are kittehs, too!
.
spellchecked piles of steaming crap
I do, however, sorta like what I just wrote about the question not being whether Obama places his hand on a Bible or a Koran, but whether the sacred text will be displayed on a BlackBerry or a Kindle. (All rights reserved, you reprobates!)
classic...it's anderson varejao wig night tonight in cleveland. funny as hell seeing 20k people in them wigs.
racquets and bats, baby
You know it!!
My employer is requesting that all of us who are veterans switch over to the VA for health care instead of the company insurance to help ease the financial problems. I am a tad freaked out.
bourgeois.
A person belonging to the middle class.
A person whose attitudes and behavior are marked by conformity to the standards and conventions of the middle class.
In Marxist theory, a member of the property-owning class; a capitalist.
jack learned a new word today he wants to use it in a sentence.
How sweet.
"Oh, Abdul, slip me the falafa! Don't make me take off my head scarf!"
They also use it when they play "Mission Accomplished" and the First Dude dons a tight fitting flight suit with rip-away cod piece and a burka-clad Sarah "greets the liberator."
.
How could Sarah Failin's makeup cost 110K? I mean how is that possible in such a few weeks?
cosmosis-elect
Amy Strozzi alone cost 'em $830 a day.
Think that works out to eleven or twelve barrels of oil a day, October prices.
Telegram Sam
What on earth could cost that much? A facelift? Cement and stucco? What?
Maybe there is a giving-head scarf.
They got banks in Georgia?
I am wondering if some of McCain's make up bills are being put on Palin.
What on earth could cost that much? A facelift? Cement and stucco? What?
ellroon, voted 4 That One
Cement and stucco would have been an improvement.
She does NOT know how to apply makeup.
Wears WAY too much of it.
Another bad idea from NY Craigs List
"BB Action - 40 (Inwood / Wash Hts)
Reply to: pers-946699672@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-05, 7:05PM EST
Looking for a Raw top to come and use my hole.
Send pic and be ready to come now.
I love to be blindfolded and on all fours when you get here.
"
Some pretty scary story ideas here for you writers out there.
And why the Congress would even entertain the notion of handing over one-twentieth of the money they've given to the Masters of the Universe to those worthless good-for-nothings in Detroit is beyond me. Are there not workhouses? Can they not eat cake?
A little time out of work will stiffen their spine, and build their character! Two million on the streets? Bah, we had much worse in 1932, it's nothing to worry your beautiful minds about. Hey, if we can ignore half a million drowning in New Orleans, turning a blind eye to two million families who won't have a paycheck is easy!
Oh, man. I'm sick -- cough, runny nose, muddle-headed -- and I've got a volunteer dinner to go to. I'm on the Board, and it's a really fun crowd, and it's at the Kennedy School, and they're gonna show the vid I recorded by taping a camera to my helmet when I rapped off Multnomah Falls a few months back. And there are door prizes. So I wanna go...
Makeup my ass. It just says "makeup" on the receipt. It's bribe and graft money.
Have you seen this hilarity?
http://www.avclub.com/content/vi...ideocracy/
10902
This was money McCain couldn't use in close states. It's good to me.
Wait -- "makeup sex" doesn't involve mascara?
Oh, now I'm just embarrassed...
Gromit:
Fuck the jealous little pissant troll.
Enjoy!
I also have a severe rodent phobia.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars
perfect.
Advice for the jealous little pissant troll:
"Joe! You're rich! Good for you!"
Alright bats, see ya l8r!
If one hates rodents, wouldn't killing them, gutting them, skinning them, roasting them, and eating them maybe be a good thing? I mean, it's what I like to do to my enemies.
See ya, Tlaz.
Uhm, do I have to google that? I haven't heard that one.
Deacon Blues at work
just do the geometry and consider the consequences.
BB Action - 40 (Inwood / Wash Hts)
Looking for a Raw top to come and use my hole.
Send pic and be ready to come now.
I love to be blindfolded and on all fours when you get here.
No, you'll shoot your eye out!
What on earth could cost that much? A facelift? Cement and stucco? What?
ellroon, voted 4 That One
Someone needs to work up the full cosmetic cost per day math and start a
"what does Sarah Palin really look like?" meme.
Some pretty scary story ideas here for you writers out there.
Um, I try to avoid fiction that pays by the word....
If one hates rodents, wouldn't killing them, gutting them, skinning them, roasting them, and eating them maybe be a good thing? I mean, it's what I like to do to my enemies.
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw i
G. Gordon?
"Bush: Laura and I gave up entertaining because of the Iraq war.»"
Like he gave up golf?
Lying son of a bitch.
So the money went to hair "stylists" and makeup "artists" and she still looked like shit?
For rats, there's nothing like the back side of a scoop shovel.... when I was a kid & helping Dad shovel grain into the portable feed mill, whack-a-rat was the most acceptable reason to pause in the work.
perfect.
charley-O'Brien
????
Shouldn't we stop talking about rodents?
"The trick is not to mind that it hurts!"
Oh, man. I'm sick -- cough, runny nose, muddle-headed -- and I've got a volunteer dinner to go to. I'm on the Board, and it's a really fun crowd, and it's at the Kennedy School, and they're gonna show the vid I recorded by taping a camera to my helmet when I rapped off Multnomah Falls a few months back. And there are door prizes. So I wanna go...
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw i | 12.05.08 - 7:40 pm |
Go, just wear a hazmat suit so you don't get the other guests sick.
I wanna see the video!
My pics from Multnomah turned out blurrier that I would have like, so I'll have to come back and try again.
self-defecatofenestrating?
Scott
That's NOT a synonym for "early adopter," dude.
Lying son of a bitch.
Terry C - 1-20-09
But Terry, he's thinking about curing AIDS or something. Honest. I can hardly wait for the first photo of him stumbling out of his house drunk at 8am
"Shouldn't we stop talking about rodents?"
start a pun thread?
Bourgeois, 'You're jealous.'
patch | 12.05.08 - 7:35 pm | #
Well, we have a 14-year-old troll this evening.
Welcome, kid, and enjoy your assumptions and fantasies. With any luck, you'll know something by the time we're done with you.
Ruth Marcus (The Newshour, PBS) is saying that Congress should give the Big Three enough to tide them over till the next Congress can deal with it, or not.
Brooks seems to want them to die. Well, whadja expect from Mr. Nice Guy, hmmm?
If one hates rodents, wouldn't killing them, gutting them, skinning them, roasting them, and eating them maybe be a good thing? I mean, it's what I like to do to my enemies.
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw i | 12.05.08 - 7:43 pm
The Chinese think so. Watch out for mystery meat...
I'll get the vid from the guy I gave it to -- he was tweaking it, adding music, etc., I think. Good YouTube fodder. Was pretty cool even if I was near-gripped for a short time!
But Terry, he's thinking about curing AIDS or something. Honest. I can hardly wait for the first photo of him stumbling out of his house drunk at 8am
cosmosis-elect
Laura: George, is this what you're going to do for the rest of your life?
Chimpy: What do you mean?
Laura: Hanging around, getting drunk every weekend?
Chimpy: No, darlin' - that was just while I was preznit. Once I leave the White House, I'm going to get drunk every night.
it's at the Kennedy School
McMenamin's beer has curative powers
start a pun thread?
Uncle Blodge, Urban Yeacher
Fuck no.
"The trick is not to mind that it hurts!"
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw i
Lawrence of Arabia?
speaking of writing, did ya ever notice that no matter what you do in life there's always this sick fucker that just blows the curve?
when in was in jr high i started playing drums. then i go to this drum clinic with louis belleson and i remember thinking, 'aw, fuck it'.
then i began running, and thought i was pretty hot shit and i'm in this 25k road race cruising along with lassie viren and frank shorter *for the first mile*, and remember thinking, 'aw, fuck it.'
then i decided to write a book and get thru it pretty well and then the wife brings me home from the library this david wallace book and i remember thinking, 'aw, fuck it.'
aw, fuck it.
ErinPDX: I will trust you on the medicinal effects. Though hot toddies may call...
start a pun thread?
Uncle Blodge, Urban Yeacher
I'll take the vole road....
Well, we have a 14-year-old troll this evening.
Welcome, kid, and enjoy your assumptions and fantasies. With any luck, you'll know something by the time we're done with you.
ronjazz
It's jack - being a bore under many different nyms.
"Fuck no."
mention tits then
how many flavors do tits come in?
Good news for brainiacs:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/healt...lth/
7767877.stm
On the other hand, this scientist sounds like a dummy: "This does not mean that men who prefer Play-Doh to Plato always have poor sperm"
Dr Rosalind Arden
Institute of Psychiatry
how many flavors do tits come in?
Uncle Blodge, Urban Yeacher
There's titmice.... but awfully small for a bbq...
aw, fuck it.
jdw | 12.05.08 - 7:51 pm | #
doesn't matter. you don't have to be the best. or you may be the best and not be perceived that way. most writers, musicians, artists do it for the love.
how many flavors do tits come in?
Uncle Blodge, Urban Yeacher |
Okay, you guys have fun with that, I'll go get my kid. bbl.
My pics from Multnomah turned out blurrier that I would have like, so I'll have to come back and try again.
Buckeye ....
yay!
Watching "Waiting for God".
If that little wanker Harvey Baines was an American, he'd make the perfect Republican.
gotta go get the jambalaya and oyster po-boys.
No crawfish pie-ah.
Later, folks...
aw, fuck it.
jdw
I know what you're talking about. Good enough to try things, but there is always someone around to muck it up by being excellent.
One last NY Craigs List real ad
"Watermellon Fucking - 38 (Union Square)
Reply to: pers-946727974@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-05, 7:31PM EST
You may have seen my last post a few days ago...maybe not Anyway, I've always wanted to try it Straight, curious,attractive (see last post)
Even got a suggestion that I should microwave it first(excellent tip)
I settled with a cantaloupe, as watermellons are out of season. Which was alot smaller, but suitable for 1 person. (Fun for 2 I would imagine as shafts would rub against eachother on the inside)
Used a condom, didn't wanna gets seeds in my shaft. Nuked it up nice an hot, and cut a perfect hole. Waited for it to cool off just a little bit...it was hot, didn't wanna burn myself. Laid a towel on my bed and inserted myself into a super wet and warm mellon. It was totally amazing.
I eventually made it to the shower because it was getting really jucy and slightly pulpy, but really mantained its firmness. Definately better than at least 1 or 2 women I've been with.
If interested and cool...get back
EMPTY MESSAGE COCK PICS AND 1 LINE REPLIES WON'T BE ANSWERED!!
Will be Hanging at Splash NYC tomorrow (Sat) during Happy Hour, if your cool and feel like meeting up, and seeing what happens from there…."
You can look up the accompanying picture, if you dare...
I just want to say that I have only ever received one comment to a YouTube video I posted, and I'm fond of it:
You, Sir, are nothing more than an Idiot. I, side with the party on the right, were I'm afraid you might dwell. Being a dumbass doe's not do your cause well. She's talking aobut something to eat, not what you lack, balls.. BTW, Go McCain/Palin. We don't need your friggin' help, thank you though, I'm sure you are too fcukin stupid to realize you can do harm, but, God bless ya, youa'll tried.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l...h?
v=lScVMxCmBMo
m out
bye
Just received a press release: Obama will be on Press the Meat Sunday, which I believe means its new host gets a killer kickoff, right?
You, Sir, are nothing more than an Idiot. I, side with the party on the right, were I'm afraid you might dwell. Being a dumbass doe's not do your cause well. She's talking aobut something to eat, not what you lack, balls.. BTW, Go McCain/Palin. We don't need your friggin' help, thank you though, I'm sure you are too fcukin stupid to realize you can do harm, but, God bless ya, youa'll tried.
Home skooled, obviously.
I cringe when I see the illiteracy on that side.
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw it:
I just read that comment again and I still can't make any sense of it.
"May we have the asshole to English interpreter up here, please?"
Just received a press release: Obama will be on Press the Meat Sunday, which I believe means its new host gets a killer kickoff, right?
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw i | 12.05.08 - 7:57 pm | #
Oh no, with that fucking asshole Dancing Dave?
I'd rather read a fish pun thread.
david wallace isn't what I would call a great writer. Too much of a 'made' writer. We know where it all comes from, and it's not from life or experience.His parents were both intellectuals and I believe he received a Phd in philosophy and logic. In other words, he was a parasite on already established ideas, a sohisticated paraphraser.
He's not an organic writer or a writer from the people. On this score a Tony Morrison is more authentic.
The vid that prompted the dueling banjoish comment, btw, is a fun one: attractive young woman volunteer at Dem Convention sheepishly explaining mountain oysters.
I'm a sick man.
My pics from Multnomah turned out blurrier that I would have like, so I'll have to come back and try again.
Buckeye ....
yay!
ErinPDX | 12.05.08 - 7:54 pm |
Maybe I could camp out in your backyard!
I'm hoping that when my nephew graduates from college in Seattle, that I can throw in a side trip to PDX, and I think I convince my sister to come along. Maybe May '10, depending on how many years Chris attends school.
Where is everybody?
Is Norm Coleman under investigation?
Buckeye, we'd love to have you back. Do, of course, bring your Gore-Tex, because it's always raining here.
Where is everybody?
Shared Humanity | 12.05.08 - 8:02 pm | #
buried in a Big Shitpile.
Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out.
Come and keep your comrade warm.
I am buried under a big Kleenex pile.
Where is everybody?
Shared Humanity | 12.05.08 - 8:02 pm | #
buried in a Big Shitpile.
ronjazz
Grasping for straws?
Polishing Bush's Legacy?
Chris Matthews is such an asshole.
"So much time has passed" since O J killed two people so it's no big deal.
WTF?
Wife and I are making big effort to shrink our personal shitpile.
It's hard when you have kids in college.
FUCK BUSH
There. I said it.
And yes I do feel better.
Evening, good people.
WTF?
Terry C - 1-20-09 | 12.05.08 - 8:04 pm | #
that should be enough to keep him out of the Senate.
FUCK BUSH
There. I said it.
And yes I do feel better.
pigboy
I HATE that son of bitch.
Good evening back, DC B-M.
Wait, that didn't come out right...
Anyway, good evening!
Alrightythen, I will spare you any more from the NY Craigs List.
And with that, I am on my way to drink drinks with long-unseen friends in town. L8R!
We are listening to Roberta Flack here at Scott aka Central.
That is all.
I am buried under a big Kleenex pile.
Scott aka T2 ak
Me too also Scott.
One of the miserable things about a cold (and there are many) is that it is just a cold and you don't get much sympathy for it.
Good - a FEMALE judge sentenced OJ.
Wait -- how did she know I feel all flushed with fever? It's like she found my letters and is reading them all out loud!
I HATE that son of bitch.
Terry C - 1-20-09 | 12.05.08 - 8:05 pm | #
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Me too..... the deluded fuck thinks he did a good job as continues to fuck up as much as he can before he leave office
DCBM: Luckily, I have a cough, too.
david wallace isn't what I would call a great writer. Too much of a 'made' writer. We know where it all comes from, and it's not from life or experience.His parents were both intellectuals and I believe he received a Phd in philosophy and logic. In other words, he was a parasite on already established ideas, a sohisticated paraphraser.
He's not an organic writer or a writer from the people. On this score a Tony Morrison is more authentic.
lemon | 12.05.08 - 7:59 pm | #
He's also dead, you jealous twit.
Me too..... the deluded fuck thinks he did a good job as continues to fuck up as much as he can before he leave office
pigboy
Special place in hell for that mother fucker.
AND the people who STILL support and defend him.
He's also dead, you jealous twit.
Buckeye .... | 12.05.08 - 8:07 pm | #
Now that's some authenticity.
I'm an organic writer. If I don't get this cold under control and stop tap tapping here, the pile of research on my kitchen table will compost before I finish my 1,000 words.
Bush sounds plastered.
He's drunk all the time anymore.
Special place in hell for that mother fucker.
AND the people who STILL support and defend him.
Terry C - 1-20-09 | 12.05.08 - 8:08 pm | #
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I know, they have allowed him to literally get away with murder.
We are listening to Roberta Flack here at Scott aka Central.
That is all.
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw i | 12.05.08 - 8:06 pm |
Your lovely wife was in the Untouchables?
He's also dead, you jealous twit.
Buckeye
Now that's some authenticity.
ronjazz
jack just cuts and pastes.
Know what I really want? Real Sudafed. Hell, I'd trade ADD meds for real sudafed so everyone could just skip the meth lab part, except that wouldn't be legal.
I am back, and when it is 21 degrees one should not go out without a coat. Also the roads are getting very bad. You cannot stop at stop signs.
Barney Frank needs to take a chill pill.
I rarely get sick. Wife daughters and son were all sick over Thanksgiving weekend. I did not get it.
Buckeye: indeed she was! One line, earned her SAG card, then she moved to LA to act and met her future husband stuck in traffic on the Hollywood Freeway on the third day there.
Well, what's "Shared" if you didn't get sick with the rest of the humans?
You can get real sudafed here, but you need to give your drivers license numbers, sign into a book, etc.
I HATE that son of bitch.
Terry C
Wow.
I never would have guessed.
Sudafed: another superb reason not to move to Oregon.
Where it always rains. Always.
Buckeye, we'd love to have you back. Do, of course, bring your Gore-Tex, because it's always raining here.
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw i | 12.05.08 - 8:03 pm |
My 'friend' doesn't want to move out to the PNW- "It's overcast".
Well yes, during the fall and winter. Just like here in the Midwest. And here in Dayton you don't get to see mountains when the sky clears, or drive an hour and see the coast. Or take the bus/light rail to the Amtrak station, where a train will take you south to sunny California if you wish to escape the gloom.
FUCK TWEETY
(there, I said it)
It's hard when you have kids in college.
almost impossible
we have one more semester of grad school to pay for one and an unknown number of semesters of undergrad for the other and by then we will be completely broke
YAY!!!!!!!
I agree about Bush being plastered, btw. He pronounces all his "s" sounds as "sh" now. Anyone have any old video from his drinking days that might tell whether that's a characteristic of his when drunk?
FUCK TWEETY
(there, I said it)
theodoric of athens | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 8:13 pm | #
Yes you did and you should feel much better for doing it
FUCK TWEETY
(there, I said it)
theodoric of athens | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 8:13 pm | #
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!
I remember Wally Schirra selling Sudafed back in the 70's, holding up his astronaut helmet, and saying, "How'd you like to sneeze in this?"
Buckeye, you need to get with the "don't move here" program or we can't allow you back in. Prove yourself if you want an Oregon green card!
That is it. I am going to the bank and make my house payment while my bank is still solvent and I have money........
Buck: you know I'm kidding, right? XXOO
Against all odds...Friday Hope Blogging.
Buckeye: indeed she was! One line, earned her SAG card, then she moved to LA to act and met her future husband stuck in traffic on the Hollywood Freeway on the third day there.
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw i | 12.05.08 - 8:11 pm
you said it was the scene where the police are going up to Malone/Connery's apt?
Right -- she stops the Model T Costner's in. (Almost got hit by it during one take -- the prop guy yelled at her bec movie cars seldom have good brakes.) She's in a shawl, I think...
"you don't have to be the best. or you may be the best and not be perceived that way. most writers, musicians, artists do it for the love."
yeah, i know. just an observation.
fucking it ain't all bad.
Against all odds...Friday Hope Blogging.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
Yay!!
Buckeye, you need to get with the "don't move here" program or we can't allow you back in. Prove yourself if you want an Oregon green card!
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw i | 12.05.08 - 8:14 pm
So I'm supposed to post pics that look like this:
http://travel.webshots.com/
photo...096501088qrdERG
And not like this?
http://travel.webshots.com/
photo...096501088ApVZxA
Not only is the Friday Hope Blogging a good thing itself, but it reminded me to check for Friday Night Lights ep. 9 on mininova. Yay!
"And here in Dayton you don't get to see mountains when the sky clears, "
hey buckeye, we had 3 hours of sunshine once this week. hope you didn't miss it, it was awesome.
Right -- she stops the Model T Costner's in. (Almost got hit by it during one take -- the prop guy yelled at her bec movie cars seldom have good brakes.) She's in a shawl, I think...
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw i | 12.05.08 - 8:18 pm |
I could hear her, couldn't really see her. perhaps someday when I get a really big screen tv (have a 19 inch).
Buckeye: well, the first photo is still too pretty (noble dog!), but the second one... well, I'm pretty sure that was shot in Kitty Hawk, NC and mislabeled.
Every now and then I miss Seattle.
But I miss Chicago and Nashville and DC too. Even Indy once in a while.
Dayton, however, I am pretty sure I would never miss.
Buckeye: still great that you checked her out! "They shot someone in there!" or something like that, right? Been a few years (she won't watch it).
Phila, did you see this article? About ancient methods of plowing, putting greenhouse gases back into the earth.
Does iTunes have the full Beatles catalogue available?
"And here in Dayton you don't get to see mountains when the sky clears, "
hey buckeye, we had 3 hours of sunshine once this week. hope you didn't miss it, it was awesome.
jdw | 12.05.08 - 8:20 pm |
It was cloudy all week, until last night. finally got to see the moon/jupiter/venus show on the walk home from the bus.
Buckeye: still great that you checked her out! "They shot someone in there!" or something like that, right? Been a few years (she won't watch it).
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw i | 12.05.08 - 8:22 pm | #
Yes.
"finally got to see the moon/jupiter/venus show on the walk home from the bus."
still haven't see it here, but i'm in no hurry to go out and freeze my balls off either.
Here, for any interested, are far more accurate depictions of typical Oregon weather:
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_aRh5hn5cTR...8/
Scan10019.JPG
http://www.taphilo.com/Photo/wed...ng-
38070010.jpg
It was cloudy all week, until last night. finally got to see the moon/jupiter/venus show on the walk home from the bus.
Buckeye ....
It would be nice if southern California could get some rain.
I hope the depression is over by the time my 4 year old starts looking for work.
Buckeye: well, the first photo is still too pretty (noble dog!), but the second one... well, I'm pretty sure that was shot in Kitty Hawk, NC and mislabeled.
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw i | 12.05.08 - 8:21 pm |
or possibly maine.
Does iTunes have the full Beatles catalogue available?
Currently the only album available is Let It Be Naked.
Paul's tribute to Yoko,
It's quite touching.
Model Bettie Page hospitalized after heart attack
By JAMES BELTRAN, Associated Press Writer
Friday, December 5, 2008
(12-05) 17:14 PST LOS ANGELES, (AP) --
Bettie Page, whose magazine photographs in bikinis and see-through lingerie helped her become one of the most notable models of the 20th century, was hospitalized in intensive care after suffering a heart attack, her agent said Friday. "She's critically ill," Mark Roesler of the Curtis Management Group told The Associated Press. He said she had the heart attack on Tuesday and was hospitalized Friday in the Los Angeles area. A family friend, Todd Mueller, said Page was in a coma. When asked to confirm, Roesler said, "I would not deny that." Roesler would not comment further on her condition.
Page, a secretary turned model, is credited with helping set the stage for the sexual revolution of the rebellious 1960s. She attracted national attention with magazine photographs of her sensuous figure that were tacked up on walls across the country. Roesler said CMG has represented some of biggest celebrities over
the decades, and that Page has been "one of our biggest clients. She's right up there with Marilyn Monroe." Page's photos included a centerfold in the January 1955 issue of then-fledgling Playboy magazine, as well as controversial sadomasochistic poses. She later spent decades away from the public eye, and during that time battled mental illness and became a born-again Christian. After resurfacing in the 1990s, she occasionally granted interviews but refused to allow her picture to be taken. Mueller credits his business dealings with the model for bringing
her out of seclusion. He said he first met her in 1989 when he offered her "a bunch of money" to show up at autograph signings. "I probably sold 3,000 of her autographs, usually for $200 to $300," He said. "Eleanor Roosevelt, we got $40-$50. ... Bettie Page outsells them all."
I hope the depression is over by the time my 4 year old starts looking for work.
trifecta
Stock up with pencils for the tin cup....
(BTW, as a native Northern California who has been told by native Oregonians that he has been granted permanent sanctuary -- not citizenship -- in Oregon, I work very hard to protect my hosts' interests.)
Also, Friday Nudibranch Blogging.
Every now and then I miss Seattle.
But I miss Chicago and Nashville and DC too. Even Indy once in a while.
Dayton, however, I am pretty sure I would never miss.
theodoric of athens | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 8:21 pm |
Indy's just 2 hours away from Dayton. You could have visited.
I wish Bettie well. I'm sorry she had to struggle with mental illness (and born-again Christianity), but bless her.
there's a tramp sittin' on my doorstep
tryin' to waste his time
with his mentholated sandwich
he's a walking clothesline
I'm watching the first season of Deadwood, and I like the friendship between Seth and Sol.
Model Bettie Page hospitalized after heart attack
Had no idea she was still alive.
GenX hepcats around the world are on suicide watch as we speak...
Need to leave soon, take a hot shower, try to suck it up for my dinner thing despite the cold.
(BTW, as a native Northern California who has been told by native Oregonians that he has been granted permanent sanctuary -- not citizenship -- in Oregon, I work very hard to protect my hosts' interests.)
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw i | 12.05.08 - 8:26 pm | #
Since they could revoke the 'permanent' part rather quickly.
Exactly. But my heart's in it, too.
If it's Friday, must be bank eating day.
Hope all of your are having a fine start to the weekend.
what's on the menu?
Sallyh! I may stick around a couple more minutes now.
Phila, did you see this article? About ancient methods of plowing, putting greenhouse gases back into the earth.
ellroon, voted 4 That One | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 8:22 pm | # [kill]
I missed that one, actually! I'm laid up with a horrible...something, so my research efforts have been halfhearted, at best...
Phila, I've not seen you this week, and I wish you a happy belated birthday.
what's on the menu?
Besides banks?
Hope all of your are having a fine start to the weekend.
Yes'm.
Back at ya.
I've got a Cobb Salad waiting for me in the kitchen. Sallyh!
doesn't sound good for bettie, does it?
Besides banks?
Of course besides banks...
Hi Scott. I'm sorry, I'm not very entertaining right now. Waiting for my meds to be refilled.
I've given up on Medco's mail order. I'll pay the hefty freight to use my neighborhood pharmacy.
Sallyh: hey, wish me a happy b.b., too!
The menu tonight is porterhouse steak, Caesar salad, and baked potatoes.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
.
I've got a Cobb Salad waiting for me in the kitchen
Excellent!
I hear you're familiar with the former Arkansas Territory.
billy b.: for me, the menu consists mainly of DayQuil and hot toddies.
Phila, I've not seen you this week, and I wish you a happy belated birthday.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 12.05.08 - 8:30 pm | # [kill]
Thanks, Sallyh! You always remember....
I've given up on Medco's mail order.
I gave up on them almost before I started. Everything I have now goes thru my local United Pharmacy, and Francis, the Irish Pharmacist.
Scott, when was your birthday?
Happy happy belated
Phila, it's easy to remember yours--it's 6 days before mine.
Mine's tomorrow, and I get to celebrate by taking Monsieur to the airport to travel to India for a business trip. Woo hoo.
billy b.: for me, the menu consists mainly of DayQuil and hot toddies.
Load up on veetamin C and zinc/echinacea lozenges
I hear you're familiar with the former Arkansas Territory.
Take me back to Tulsa, I'm too Young to Marrrrryyyyyyyy!
http://www.fullyarticulated.com/
...playboy50th.jpg
I've got a Cobb Salad waiting for me in the kitchen
I'm having chicken soup.
{{{Jeffraham!!!}}}
Yesterday. Big 47. Received good books and am happy. Also established, in a purely scientific test with my beloved, that age has not yet completely extinguished my virility. A good birthday.
C, zinc, echinacea: got it.
And toddies, too, right?
Auntie, Cobb salad sounds lovely. I understand the former Brown Derby made a lovely one.
I managed to eat there once; it closed shortly after I moved to Los Angeles.
Yesterday. Big 47.
Happy birthday Scott.
Theodoric: Jesus, Bettie Page is so much classier than those silicone-infested tramps considered sexy these days!
Scott, mine's 53 tomorrow.
I'd be happier about it if I could see Maddy, and if Monsieur weren't traveling.
Danke, MP!
Bettie Page is so much classier...
supposedly she is 80 in that picture.
Cobb salad sounds lovely. I understand the former Brown Derby made a lovely one.
It was divine. I enjoyed it thoroughly. While not the same, the Hamlet's Chop salad is rather close. But I admit, I make a Cobb exactly the same way that the Brown Derby did, because I have no creativity in such things.
Happy pre-belated to you, then, Sallyh! 53's a great age for a woman -- Lyricdancer has 21 more days of it before her BD.
I hope the depression is over by the time my 4 year old starts looking for work.
trifecta
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If only Bush had a few more years he could have repealed some child labor laws.
Never went to the Derby. Musso & Frank, on the other hand... the old bartenders in starched linen jackets, shaking Bombay Sapphire martinis, and their liver, bacon and onions with a side of spag... oh, man.
And toddies, too, right?
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw
Again, of course.
Bush may still repeal some child labor laws: pretty sure 4 of the Supremes think the New Orleans case about the constitutional right of children to work long hours was wrongly decided on federalism grounds.
Auntie GWPDA, not creative?
Such a lie. And didn't your mummy tell you never to lie?
ok, cool cats, I gtg. Have a good eve!
I'm laid up with a horrible...something
Well, fuck. Hope you're feeling better soon, Phila. Is this the same thing that was afflicting you in the recent past?
Hello. How's your favorite newspaper doing these days?
Andy, the LAT sucks. But it has for a long, long time now.
There are many Cobb variations now. When I was in D.C. this summer, I had a really good "southwestern" cobb with roasted peppers and ancho grilled chicken with avocado and queso.
How's your favorite newspaper doing these days?
Ain't got one.
Andy, the LAT sucks. But it has for a long, long time now.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 12.05.08 - 8:42 pm
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It's those damn blogs!
Andy, the LAT sucks. But it has for a long, long time now.
Yes, ma'am.
Max Boot is the featured op-ed pundit.
I'd like to boot Max.
Model Bettie Page hospitalized after heart attack
Yet, Dick Cheney still lives.
the LAT sucks. But it has for a long, long time now.
That's too bad. The Strib is fading fast. They're apparently six weeks from bankruptcy. It's really bugging me. But the Strib's been a shitty paper for only a year, or two (since McClatchy sold them).
Happpy birthday to the Left Coasters!
Theodoric: Jesus, Bettie Page is so much classier than those silicone-infested tramps considered sexy these days!
Scott aka T2 ak... aw, screw
I agree 100%, gentlemen.
Buckeye, thank you very much.
Also, in honor of all recent Atriot birthdays, I would like to sacrifice my neighbor.
Just having Bush out of the White House is going to help. A lot.
In my lifetime, I've never seen a Presidential transition of power so wished to be sped up as right now.
http://the-infectious-bettie-
pag...01_archive.html
Hey any of you read about the kid who was kept chained up in a garage and tortured?
In a jailhouse interview with KGO-TV Wednesday night, Lau said Ramirez had told the couple to discipline the boy the same way she did. Lau admitted in the interview that she hit the boy on five occasions in the stomach and arm and used a baseball bat to hit him in the knee.
Ramirez heated an aluminum bat in a fire before searing the boy's flesh with it, Lau said in the interview.
Lau said she had agreed to abuse the teenager because she feared Ramirez would harm her children if she didn't.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/ar...&sn=001&
sc=1000
Were they looking for WMDs?
Indy's just 2 hours away from Dayton. You could have visited.
Buckeye .... | 12.05.08 - 8:27 pm | #
Son goes to school in Richmond. Dayton is better than that.
Can we lock up Peggy Noonan away NOW, please?
How's your favorite newspaper doing these days?
Wife and I just cancelled subscription to Tribune.
While we're at it, we can put Bill O in the next cell.
no spoc kobama
they weten't looking for anything but to get off
they are simply assholes who deserve whatever punishment comes their way
Hey any of you read about the kid who was kept chained up in a garage and tortured?
Ugh.
Is the Pacific Dining Car still open? Best goddamned steak I ever had!
(And a MA resident takes "Worst Person" for the 2nd night in a row! Let it never be said that we don't have more than our share of dumbasses!)
Kidnap. I wonder if this whole story will start the issue of what is and isn't torture on talk radio?
The physical aspects are one thing, but there are clearly other psychological aspects that we can't see yet. Both can be devastating.
It's like she found my letters and is reading them all out loud!
next up
jessie is needed to fill a hole in the bed
I'm not altogether sure what Indiana, North Carolina, and Virginia going blue after four decades means as far as what those voter want specifically, but grave dissatisfaction with the Republican party's track record in those states is probably an easy takeaway.
Kidnap. I wonder if this whole story will start the issue of what is and isn't torture on talk radio?
that would be something good to have come out of this, spoc kobama.
it would be a good way to get a dialogue going on teh topic.
lots of ways to torture, no?
MP | 12.05.08 - 8:57 pm
What it means is that the Republican party just wasn't CONSERVATIVE enough!
That is what I'm hearing on talk radio. If only they could get back to the principles of Ronald Reagan life would be great.
If only they could get back to the principles of Ronald Reagan life would be great.
spoc kobama |
Saint Ronald of the Monster Deficit and principles - does not compute.
lots of ways to spell denial too
What really gets me is how anyone who can call themselves a Christian can be pro-torture. It just boggles my mind.
Here's your Friday night fucked up kink:
Two former Hilton Minneapolis employees say they saw executives of the hotel having a drunken sex party in a banquet room and their complaints about what they encountered cost them their jobs.
The allegations, which the Hilton denied Thursday, are made in lawsuits filed last week in federal court by Deborah Smith, 43, of Coon Rapids, and April Bezdichek, 25, who now lives in southern California.
Smith, who was night manager of the hotel's Skywater Restaurant from April 2006 to December 2007, contends in her suit that she was subjected to "unwelcome sexual conduct" and retaliation for going to management, then eventually fired.
She alleges that she opened the door to a hotel banquet room and saw "an orgy involving Hilton upper management."
"She saw various Hilton executives inebriated and engaging in sexual acts," the suit continues. "In fact, she observed Hilton executives on top of a table engaging in sexual activity."
Hey all ... just got a call from "the Al Franken campaign" (read: DSCC or DNC) trying to raise money for the recount.
Two former Hilton Minneapolis employees say they saw executives of the hotel having a drunken sex party in a banquet room and their complaints about what they encountered cost them their jobs.
Please tell me this was during the RNC.
Please.
What it means is that the Republican party just wasn't CONSERVATIVE enough!
Huckabee/Palin 2012!!!
Please tell me this was during the RNC.
No.
But it's got the Hilton name attached to it...is that enough fodder for sensationalist BS?
Well, fuck. Hope you're feeling better soon, Phila. Is this the same thing that was afflicting you in the recent past?
unequal_monica_nyc | 12.05.08 - 8:41 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
I have no fucking clue. I'm normally pretty healthy, but the last few months have been terrible.
If I were a hypochondriac, I'd assume I had lymphoma. But I think it's actually just a really nasty, persistent sinus thing.
lots of ways to spell denial too
Not according to Scramble.
I read some stuff about how in the second term Reagan turned around all his first term stuff. He raised taxes, he talked to the "evil doers" in the evil empire. These were the things that the RW seized upon that re flexed his "greatness" the fact that he flip flopped on them is not relevant. If I cared enough I would find out about all the times Ronald Reagan defied his own pronouncements just to throw his legacy in their faces Bush did what Reagan didn't, he keep cutting taxes and now look where we are at.
BREAKING BIG 3 TO BE BAILED OUT
Huckabee/Palin 2012!!!
Southern Beale
Scarah won't settle for second billing again.
What really gets me is how anyone who can call themselves a Christian can be pro-torture. It just boggles my mind.
spoc kobama | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 9:02 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
If it was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for a bunch of heathen towelheads....
atrocities have long been committed in the name of deities. we just happen to be witnessing a blatant example.
I have no fucking clue. I'm normally pretty healthy, but the last few months have been terrible.
If I were a hypochondriac, I'd assume I had lymphoma. But I think it's actually just a really nasty, persistent sinus thing.
There's a really bad virus that just takes forever to get over going around this fall.
I'm just starting to feel better. Finally.
Since I haz teh terrible sinus problems, I noes and understands UR pain.
I never got this whole campy obsession with Reagan.
I thought he was a shitty president.
I thought I was posting here; apparently not.
Not according to Scramble.
smart ass :D
Buckeye ...
nice pics
I never got this whole campy obsession with Reagan.
I thought he was a shitty president.
Terry C - 1-20-09
Reagan was the weird uncle upon whose lap you never want to sit.
really nasty, persistent sinus thing.
Are you "nasal cleansing?"
(Or as they say in the doctor's office "nasal douching")
I have persistent sinus things and I usually have to do it during the end of the run or I get an infection. It's uncomfortable, messy and noisy, but it is effective and recommended by my brilliant Acupuncturist.
did you see the doctor, phila?
"If I were a hypochondriac, I'd assume I had lymphoma."
thanks a lot. now i got lymphoma.
What it means is that the Republican party just wasn't CONSERVATIVE enough!
Let's all keep agreeing with them.
I never got this whole campy obsession with Reagan.
I thought he was a shitty president.
>/i>
Yes but it was the '80s and the music was totally awesome and the fashions were just amazing.
The '80s were my lost decade. I don't remember much of them.
smart ass :D
If they accepted that, it would be worth 12 points.
How can it be "The Obama Recession" if it's a year old?
What it means is that the Republican party just wasn't CONSERVATIVE enough!
They finally broke ranks this time, though.
Falwell's bunch couldn't stand Poppy. And Poppy's old school bunch couldn't stand Cheney's neocon bunch.
But they always closed ranks on election day until this time.
This was the biggest ass kicking between two non-incumbents since, well, the last time that there was two non-incumbents.
I gotz ze slanties.
What really gets me is how anyone who can call themselves a Christian can be pro-torture. It just boggles my mind.
spoc kobama | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 9:02 pm | #
Christianity and torture go together like, well like the Inquisition and thumbscrews.
lol
single minded tonight, ntodd?
How can it be "The Obama Recession" if it's a year old?
He clearly voted for it in the Senate.
Christianity and torture go together like, well like the Inquisition and thumbscrews.
rootless-e, mysterious
I think nails, or spikes, are involved.
I've never had a sinus infection.
I just "self-discovered" that I may have an issue with my gall bladder or kidney stones.
Since I've got this fucking joke of an HMO, even as HMOs go, I don't know where I can see a doc that won't cost me another 100+ bucks out-of-pocket. I've gotta eat even more cash to find out whether or not I should go to an ER or some urgent care center that will still cost me big time.
It's not like we're in a recession, or anything.
I've never had a sinus infection.
mer
Perhaps, you live near an ocean.
Taiwanese bread sculptor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G...s.blogspot.com/
Amazing and macabre.
On RW talk radio the big issue is the certificate of live birth vs birth certificate. Also, was Obama a bastard child? Was his mom married to his father?
All this stuff is being hidden!
Feingold on Moyers
single minded tonight, ntodd?
[calculates points]
No, why do you ask?
did you see the doctor, phila?
Kidnap | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 9:09 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
Yeah. As I suspected, they want me to take more antibiotics.
I think this is more likely to be viral, so I'm pretty sure I'm gonna end up getting a bunch of bloodwork done.
I've gotta eat even more cash to find out whether or not I should go to an ER or some urgent care center that will still cost me big time.
"But we've got the best health care system in the world!"
This was the biggest ass kicking between two non-incumbents since, well, the last time that there was two non-incumbents.
MP
There are wingnuts who INSIST Obama did NOT win in a landslide.
So sad that some folks just cannot face the truth.
There are wingnuts who INSIST Obama did NOT win in a landslide.
But, Palin has a mandate to do something or other.
Barney Frank on Rachel, brimming with contempt for Republicans
was Obama a bastard child? Was his mom married to his father?
I couldn't care less.
Yeah. As I suspected, they want me to take more antibiotics.
I think this is more likely to be viral, so I'm pretty sure I'm gonna end up getting a bunch of bloodwork done.
Antibiotics, NO!!
I'm betting you have the same virus I've had. Makes you feel horrid and fucks up UR sinuses.
I've never had a sinus infection.
mer
You are unlucky.
You've missed out on having reinforced concrete shoved up your nostrils, except for the constant dribble, that leaks out onto your paperwork at the office.
Palin has a mandate to do something or other.
cosmic tumbler
Madame Moose Killer can go fuck herself.
Caturdai, by the way:
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...s-
caturdai.html
Christianity and torture go together like, well like the Inquisition and thumbscrews.
rootless-e, mysterious
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You know I'm glad you brought that up.
I think that it is very clear that the current Church is not pro-torture.
And I also think that because of their past record of torture they should be able to say, "Hey, that was wrong and we know better now." I like to give the Church credit for lessons learned and things that they got right.
was Obama a bastard child? Was his mom married to his father?
And I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people: because you're BASTARD people! That's what you are! You're just bastard people!
You've missed out on having reinforced concrete shoved up your nostrils, except for the constant dribble, that leaks out onto your paperwork at the office.
MP
And, the drip at night that wakes you up with the sensation that you are choking.
thanks a lot. now i got lymphoma.
jdw | 12.05.08 - 9:10 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
Tell me about it. I've got basically every symptom but night sweats.
Fortunately, I've also got some upper respiratory stuff going on, so I feel no need to panic. You can definitely see how people with chronic sinus issues might take longer to get diagnosed with certain malignancies, though....
David Sirota is getting really annoying.
The whole ironic "dear leader" bit was old a long time ago.
Criticism of the work of any dead writer x...
Response from an outraged Buckeye, 'He's dead you twit.' Boy, that makes sense. Did he die today?
You've missed out on having reinforced concrete shoved up your nostrils, except for the constant dribble, that leaks out onto your paperwork at the office.
MP |
I'm having that good luck right now!
It's probably too much to hope that Obama is laying low and is gonna hit the public with a massive health care program presented as a bailout of the business world, isn't it?
Tell me about it. I've got basically every symptom but night sweats.
Oh, I have those too. (though they're subsiding)
so I guess I have lymphoma too.
fuck
I think that it is very clear that the current Church is not pro-torture.
Why do they insist that their congregations vote Republican, then?
Our health care system is utterly broken.
When you've got idiots who barely graduated high school making your health care decisions for you, something is beyond horribly wrong.
Response from an outraged Buckeye, 'He's dead you twit.' Boy, that makes sense. Did he die today?
lemon
(He's also dead, you jealous twit.
Buckeye .... | 12.05.08 - 8:07 pm)
Geez, it took jack over an hour to come up with a response to Buckeye.
Oh, I have those too. (though they're subsiding)
so I guess I have lymphoma too.
fuck
fourlegsgood, darksider
For years Mrs. ct would snuggle up to me in bed to get warm. Now, the reverse is true.
Christianity and torture go together like, well like the Inquisition and thumbscrews.
rootless-e, mysterious
St. Lawrence's "incredible strength and courage when being grilled to death led to his patronage of cooks and those who work in or supply things to the kitchen."
Phila, loved the post, especially the video.
Why do they insist that their congregations vote Republican, then?
rootless-e, mysterious
Because blastocysts are much more important than people, you silly godless librul!
Sallyh, I'm in favor of a program of full unemployment for those people.
But I'm not heartless. They should have full health coverage...while they look for new jobs that don't hurt the American people!
"Tell me about it. I've got basically every symptom but night sweats."
bastard.
stop talking about diseases or i'll get 'em all.
So here is the new line. "People who are born in Guam show up in Hawaii and present a baby and they get a certificate of live birth in Hawaii. Then they get citizenship."
This is very troubling! We really need to look at the Kerning on the certificate of live birth.
Saint Agatha, born in Sicily into a wealthy family,was martyred in Catania in the year 250. Knowing that her life was consecrated to God, magistrate Quintanus used the anti-Christian edict of Emperor Decius to arrest her and then attempted to violate her chastity. Agatha firmly resisted so Quintanus had her breasts mutilated and severed. Legend says that St. Peter appeared and completely healed her wounds. Later, the frustrated Quintanus had her rolled over live coals and she died just as an earthquake struck, causing the magistrate to flee the city.
She is the patron saint of breast cancer, breast disease, earthquakes and fire. Her feast day is Feb. 5.
I'm betting you have the same virus I've had. Makes you feel horrid and fucks up UR sinuses.
fourlegsgood, darksider | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 9:16 pm | # [kill]
You may be right. What happened with me is, I started getting swollen lymph nodes maybe six weeks ago. They gradually got pretty huge -- while I was trying to deal with a family emergency in a different state, conveniently enough. So I got some antibiotics. The swelling has gone down, to an extent, but it's not gone, so they want to repeat the dose.
But I dunno...it just feels like a virusy...the weakness and tiredness, especially. Sound like what you've got?
I hear bank tastes like frog legs
stop talking about diseases or i'll get 'em all.
jdw
You know you're kinda sick, when you blow your nose, and it looks like lemom merengue, or apple crisp.
so I guess I have lymphoma too.
I went from bronchitis to pneumonia and then back to bronchitis - have basically felt like shit for 6 weeks. On the mend, but need to find a gig, pronto...
I think that it is very clear that the current Church is not pro-torture.
Why do they insist that their congregations vote Republican, then?
rootless-e, mysterious
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Ya got me.
"People who are born in Guam show up in Hawaii and present a baby and they get a certificate of live birth in Hawaii. Then they get citizenship."
Isn't Guam part of the U.S.?
Isn't Guam part of the U.S.?
Terry C
Only in the Democratic Party.
Global apologies for the grossness of my last comment.
Buzzy, I blame the management of the corporation. They're the ones instructing the drones on how to do their jobs.
stop talking about diseases or i'll get 'em all.
jdw
I could describe the disease my FIL just (barely) survived, if you'd like. It was new to me, and extremely nasty.
Isn't Guam part of the U.S.?
Terry C - 1-20-09 | 12.05.08 - 9:24 pm
It's a U.S. territory.
And people born there are U.S. citizens.
In 1950, the U.S. Government enacted the Guam Organic Act, conferring U.S. citizenship on the people of Guam and establishing local self-government.
But I dunno...it just feels like a virusy...the weakness and tiredness, especially. Sound like what you've got?
Yes, plus sore throat, swollen sinuses with a lot of congestion, intermittent chills and sweats (especially at night).
It's been hanging on for at least 2 months. I feel like I'm finally kicking it. So I guess it's not fatal.
was Obama a bastard child? Was his mom married to his father?
Cheney's and Bush's mothers were married to their fathers.
Didn't stop Dick and George from being two of the biggest bastards who ever lived.
In my previous post, what I meant was that Guam always votes Democratic.
George Washington had smallpox as a child.
What a dick.
This is very troubling! We really need to look at the Kerning on the certificate of live birth.
spoc kobama | Homepage | 12.05.08 - 9:22 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
So they're trying to say Obama was born in Guam? Who the fuck cares, even if it's true? It's a US territory, for Christ's sake.
Maybe he's gonna lead an army of boonie dogs, brown tree snakes, and 14-year-old meth freaks against the Mainland oppressors.
democrats are liberals
liberals are not citizens
barack obama is a democrat
and zo, barack obama was born in Mena, an Argentine Muslim descended from Lesbian-Russian Vince Foster by way of Africa.
Simple (wingnut) logic.
George Washington had smallpox as a child.
What a dick.
MP
I wasn't aware that smallpox was a genital enhancement.
jesus, is this thread still going?
for some reason my keyboard suddenly decided to pretend it was in Spain.
Can these stop right wing assholes even FIND Guam on a map?
Snot and Saints for Friday night? Urk
Global apologies for the grossness of my last comment.
spocko's nosedouche thing was worse
Can these stop right wing assholes even FIND Guam on a map?
Terry C - 1-20-09 | 12.05.08 - 9:31 pm | #
They can SEE it from Alaska.
Can these stop right wing assholes even FIND Guam on a map?
Terry C
Only if Sarah can see it from her balcony.
shheettss
Obama shouldn't be allowed to take office until we've built a time machine and traveled back to his date of birth in order to verify that he's who he says he is.
Joe Lieberman can run things until the matter is settled.
I think that it is very clear that the current Church is not pro-torture.
I'd love to see some evidence of this..
any links..?
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