I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarFuck em all


GravatarLink is busted, Atrios


GravatarSorry, the page you were looking for in the blog alicublog does not exist.


GravatarWatching Michael Moore on Bill Maher from last week calling for a spankin'


A spankin' he got.


GravatarHope every one is doing well this day. (And the idiots buying guns because a Harvard educated man is president, deserve whatever ridicule we can spare.)


GravatarThe link is fixed. A-list bloggers don't hate us.


Gravatar*cough*


GravatarTKK,

How are you doing? (We seem to be the only ones here, have you noticed?)


GravatarI'm here

and not dead


GravatarI'm here

and not dead
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher

That is a good thing. I am here but starting to wish I were dead.


Gravatar"I am here but starting to wish I were dead."

I'm glad you're not


GravatarI'm glad you are all alive.

And to get these churches they need infiltration....with videocams, tapes,etc.


Gravatar"The Pussification of the American Male"


Oh yeah - because any man who doesn't act like a flaming Neanderthal asshole is a p**sy.


GravatarGood evening
Sermon is finito, young couple is hitched and their entire extended families are in the process of getting smashed out of their minds tonight.

to get these churches they need infiltration....with videocams, tapes,etc.
ErinPDX


Great! Just let me know before you cokme by so I can do something special with my hair.


GravatarActually, that would be "come by" I've done nothing to warrent receiving a fizzy drink.


GravatarNow, TC, Neaderthals were the p**sies. That's why we beat the crap out of them.

But frankly, if the choice is to be a Real Man or a p**sy, I'd rather be the latter.


GravatarGreat! Just let me know before you cokme by so I can do something special with my hair.
left rev, here there be ulcers



that's why i've never done it and just couldn't
so many nice clergy like you


GravatarOh yeah - because any man who doesn't act like a flaming Neanderthal asshole is a p**sy.
Terry C - Got My Country Back! | Homepage | 11.08.08 - 9:50 pm


Little girly men with skinny little legs and no meat on their arms


GravatarThere seems to be few of us who aren't dead tonight. Everyone else must be downstairs


GravatarSo they go through all kinds of major elective surgeries and trips around the world and then turn around and cry poor?

They may think I'm a pussy, but they sound like insane ass clown idiot losers, and I'm actually seriously concerned that her tell-all post is the preamble or rough draft to her suicide note.

I'm not even trying to be glib on that last point.


GravatarThere seems to be few of us who aren't dead tonight. Everyone else must be downstairs
left rev, here there be ulcers | 11.08.08 - 9:55 pm


Left Behind.


GravatarLittle girly men with skinny little legs and no meat on their arms
Tom - 大肚腩


And aren't pumped full of steroids.


Gravatarthat's why i've never done it and just couldn't
so many nice clergy like you
ErinPDX


Well, thank you muchly. You're still invited to drop by, if you're ever in the NW Wisconsin area on a Sunday. We're having a polka choir this week.


GravatarWhat's wrong with pussy?


GravatarAnd aren't pumped full of steroids.
Terry C - Got My Country Back! | Homepage | 11.08.08 - 9:56 pm | #


Or collagen and botox.


GravatarLeft Behind.
Tom - 大肚腩


Maybe everyone got Raptured while I was using the bathroom.


GravatarBut frankly, if the choice is to be a Real Man or a p**sy, I'd rather be the latter.
atablarasa


For me, if the choice is being a "fishwife" or some empty-headed Stepford twit, I would rather be the latter.


GravatarWe're having a polka choir this week.

Aw, man! Too late to get a flight!


Gravatar(And the idiots buying guns because a Harvard educated man is president, deserve whatever ridicule we can spare.)

A not insignificant number of them will either kill a spouse in fits of anger, or have kids accidently shoot themselves, or commit suicide.


GravatarOoops - fucked THAT up!



I would much rather be THE FORMER!


GravatarOh, dear, that post at Mrs. Du Toit's blog is painful. Apparently their money troubles are severe, but anyone who points out that maybe they oughtn't to have taken their family of five on a "round the world hurrah" trip recently is just so judgmental and mean.

Ow. Yuck. Miniscule brain wipe, please.


GravatarWhat's wrong with pussy?
Ali, awesomely


Neo-cons seem to have this terrible fear of it.

Could that because a lot of them are closet cases?

Or just asexual?


GravatarTC /= Stepford twit

Gotcha.


GravatarA not insignificant number of them will either kill a spouse in fits of anger, or have kids accidently shoot themselves, or commit suicide.
Moe Szyslak

No joke, this. There are multitudes of tragedies waiting to happen with this nonsense.


GravatarWhat about the Promise Keepers..

Promise Keepers do not encourage a relationship of equals in a marriage. Rather, they call for men to "take" their role as the leader in the family. Promise Keeper Tony Evans stated "I am not suggesting that you ask for your role back, I am urging you to take it back. There can be no compromise here."

A young woman at a recent "Chosen Women" Rally, a female counterpart to the all-male Promise Keepers, stated "Our job is to submit to our teachers and our Professors...even if we know they are wrong. It is then in God's hands." PK expects women to submit not only in our homes but also in the secular world of the classroom and workplace.


My sister is a fundie and her husband a Promise keeper ....but what about Palin..?


GravatarTC /= Stepford twit

Gotcha.
atablarasa



Fucked that up.

Meant to say "fishwife".

(That's what the Butler troll calls outspoken women)


GravatarThere are multitudes of tragedies waiting to happen with this nonsense.


Another legacy of the Grand Republican Strategy.


GravatarA not insignificant number of them will either kill a spouse in fits of anger, or have kids accidently shoot themselves, or commit suicide.
Moe Szyslak


And some percentage of them will form a militia that awaits the return of an obscure comet.


GravatarGood evening all....

Just remember....

Ignorance is fundie-mental!


GravatarPromise Keepers do not encourage a relationship of equals in a marriage. Rather, they call for men to "take" their role as the leader in the family. Promise Keeper Tony Evans stated "I am not suggesting that you ask for your role back, I am urging you to take it back. There can be no compromise here."



"I don't believe in equality in a relationship. SOMEONE has to have the upper hand."

- O.J. Simpson


(yes, he actually said that)


GravatarPK expects women to submit not only in our homes but also in the secular world of the classroom and workplace.




Fuck that!


GravatarAm I the only person who thinks Jeff Dunham's Walter looks a hell of lot like Joe Biden's cranky uncle?


GravatarTerry C, I knew about the fishwivery. Just teasing.


GravatarWhat about the Promise Keepers..

Oh, don't get me started. I'd sooner use the Epistles of Paul to clean up puppy piddle than to turn these people loose with them.


GravatarLet's do a Lysistrata and shave our pussies until the troops come home!


GravatarA not insignificant number of them will either kill a spouse in fits of anger, or have kids accidently shoot themselves, or commit suicide.
Moe Szyslak

So that is the Grand Social Darwinism Plan?


Gravatarthat O.J. quote takes on a new significance now...


GravatarTerry C, I knew about the fishwivery. Just teasing.
atablarasa


I think the term "fishwife" is from the 18th century.

Proves how out of touch our trolls are.


Gravatarshave our pussies until the troops come home!

Trying to grasp cause and effect here

How are naked cats going to effect troop assignments?


Gravatarthat O.J. quote takes on a new significance now...
nick carraway


His idea of having upper hand obviously consisted of beating the shit of one's wife or girlfriend.

Promise Keepers probably beat their wives and girlfriends, too.


GravatarSomebody DOES take the lead role. The thing is, it doesn't always have to be the same person.

Partnership: what a concept.


GravatarLet's do a Lysistrata and shave our pussies until the troops come home!


I'm willing to help if need be. I can hold the mirror, whip up the lather, or whatever y'all need.

Or did you mean "save" instead of "shave?"


GravatarWatching Fey doing Palin during the debate ... she was fucking great.


Gravatar*YAWN*

Gotta head off to slumberland. I'm in such an anti-Promise Keeper mood, I think I'll go dominate my husband in a very unbiblical like manner.

He loves it, of course :0

Good night!


GravatarLet's do a Lysistrata and shave our pussies until the troops come home!




Now there's dedication to a cause!


GravatarI guess they're promising to keep women subjugated to make their invisible sky friend happy.

As long as you keep this idiocy out of the public square, knock yourselves out.


GravatarOr did you mean "save" instead of "shave?"


Oh no. Take it all off.


GravatarWould a brazilian be enough of a protest?


GravatarOh no. Take it all off.
Vicki, Who ♥ Obama


Like I said....dedication!


GravatarOh no. Take it all off.


I'm not sure that's what Lysistrata had in mind, but I'm all in favor.


GravatarOr did you mean "save" instead of "shave?"

Oh no. Take it all off.
Vicki, Who ♥ Obama | Homepage | 11.08.08


Brazilian landing strips are always nice.

Jus sayin'


GravatarWasn't the University of Colorado's football coach involved in that Promise Keeper crap?


GravatarAs it pertains to the "promise keepers" nonsense;

why do some people hold on to some twisted desire to enslave themselves?


GravatarPasses Ali a coke.
.


GravatarTwo four six eight
We have got to shave the hate


GravatarSo, we go up there, pick up Mr. Friend and Mrs. Friend and their two daughters (3 and 5), go to the courthouse.

turns out, Fran, who we never met in person, is in a wheelchair, which is neither here nor there, but it plays into it...

We go into the courtroom, go through the ceremony. We read our self-written vows to each other...


Gravatarwhy do some people hold on to some twisted desire to enslave themselves?
macacawitz | 11.08.08 - 10:09 pm | #


That way, they have no responsibilities and don't have to think.


Gravatarwhy do some people hold on to some twisted desire to enslave themselves?
macacawitz | 11.08.08 - 10:09 pm


That depends... does it involve satin ropes and leather???
.


GravatarAs it pertains to the "promise keepers" nonsense;

why do some people hold on to some twisted desire to enslave themselves?
macacawitz


I will NEVER understand that.

Then again, I will never understand why people in piss-poor sections of this country continue to vote Republican.


GravatarBrazilian landing strips are always nice.

I thought that was one of the more interesting things about Hecate's BSE picture this month - the variations in personal grooming, as it were.


GravatarI was thinking more about O.J.'s *current* situation... someone who says something like that I think generally expects to *have* the upper hand.


GravatarThen again, I will never understand why people in piss-poor sections of this country continue to vote Republican.
Terry C - Got My Country Back! | Homepage | 11.08.08


I blame NO Child Left Behind.
.


GravatarI thought that was one of the more interesting things about Hecate's BSE picture this month - the variations in personal grooming, as it were.
atablarasa | Homepage | 11.08.08 - 10:11 pm | #


They run the range, that's for sure.


GravatarGood evening.



I don't think that will work for this war, Vicki.


GravatarVicki's on a roll tonight.


GravatarY'all ran off and left me, lefties!
.


GravatarIf not for Moe, I might have sat down there in the last thread all night, by myself.

I remember the days before President Obama, when people called "sheets"...


GravatarI don't think that will work for this war, Vicki.

Hush! Let her go on!


GravatarStill, you have your choice, today: Curly, or LarryElvis.
.


GravatarI did go say to come on upstairs.


GravatarFran smiles, lets us go on. Then she has us repeat the traditional vows to each other. It wasn't quite as bad as "honour and obey," but pretty close.

She then proceeds to give us a lecture on the importance of marriage in raising children. Understand that I've had a vasectomy and Mrs. Moe is over 40....

Then, right before we do the kiss and ring thing, Fran says, "Be there any man here who objects..."

Mrs. Friend pipes up and says "well, I guess I don't matter."...


GravatarI was thinking more about O.J.'s *current* situation... someone who says something like that I think generally expects to *have* the upper hand.
nick carraway


You know, when he got away with those two murders, I had a gut feeling that sooner or later he'd get his.

I guess the folks in Nevada weren't as impressed with him as the people in California were.


GravatarLet's do a Lysistrata and shave our pussies until the troops come home!
Vicki, Who ♥ Obama | Homepage | 11.08.08 - 10:03 pm |


I don't remeber the shaving bit in Lysistrata.


GravatarLet's do a Lysistrata and shave our pussies until the troops come home!


No more Bush?


GravatarI followed atablarasa, who did call it.


GravatarEnd this war or I'll shave?

At least I can lose a mustache that people would notice.


GravatarNo more Bush?
1Watt, Hermit


OK, that makes sense.


GravatarSarah Palin has no sense of humor. None.


Gravatar Ali: I followed atablarasa, who did call it.

I'm just slow, distracted... not drinking, though!
.


GravatarI did go say to come on upstairs.
atablarasa


It's too late, I'm already sulking and I don't plan to stop.


GravatarOkay good night all!
Sweet dreams for tomorrow!


GravatarSarah Palin has no sense of humor. None.


One has to understand a joke before one can get it.


GravatarAt least I can lose a mustache that people would notice.
Gromit | 11.08.08 - 10:15 pm | #


You haven't yet?


GravatarSarah Palin has no sense of humor. None.



She's never heard of self-deprecation, either.


GravatarFran sounds very "by the book".


GravatarWhen was the last time Brazil went to war?


GravatarDear Gov. Palin,

Next fall, instead of a PFD check, could I just have a bunch of silk boxer shorts.

My flights have become longer, and packing is an issue. Silk packs down a lot smaller than standard cotton briefs.

Thanks in advance,

Barry


GravatarYou haven't yet?

Um, no. But I did not know it would end the war until just now.


GravatarSome frightening blasts from the past. - Atrios

Chili and eggs for breakfast will do that.


Gravatar"She's never heard of self-deprecation, either."

Come one, she is the queen bee type. She will have someone else do it for her.


GravatarBut I did not know it would end the war until just now.
Gromit


I think you have to shave a bit lower to end the war.


GravatarMy flights have become longer, and packing is an issue. Silk packs down a lot smaller than standard cotton briefs.

Well, you could fly nekkid and save your clothes for time on the ground.


GravatarThe localwingers... SO entertaining, si!
.


Gravatarjust wanted to tell those who did

My mom loved the comments on me sucky blog


GravatarEnd this war or I'll shave?

At least I can lose a mustache that people would notice.


I have a beard and moustache that I've had since I left the Guard in 1977 and if it would pull us out of Iraq a day earlier, I think that I'd shave them and everything else.


GravatarLong story short, we afterwards were told that Fran was having a hell of a time with gay marriage, and so was over-compensating.

Mrs. Moe says that she would've have smacked Fran, then and there, had she not been in a wheelchair.

Our friends brought us to one of the hotel bars afterwards, and then had a party for us at their house. Mrs. Moe felt pretty humiliated by the whole thing, and we spent a few days in-- believe it or not-- Glace Bay-- as our honeymoon, In the rain, going down the mining museum, etc. It was all kinda weird.

I told her I'd divorce her anytime she wants, walk away from a marriage that started out so weird, an offer that still stands. She seems to be OK with it now, tho.


GravatarI think you have to shave a bit lower to end the war.
Ali, awesomely


Um, I actually did at a certain someone's request. But the war seems to still be on.


GravatarI'm finally reading our President-elect's second book, which has been on my nightstand for oh, six months or so. He certainly is an engaging writer.


Gravatar Barry from AK: Next fall, instead of a PFD check, could I just have a bunch of silk boxer shorts.

You'll wanna specify that you don't really want ones that were already broken in by the First Dood.
.


GravatarGood story Moe. I'm glad she's decided that you;re a keeper.


GravatarI just read where through FOIA, they discovered Hoover had a COINTELPRO dossier on author David Halberstam.

That Hoover asshole got a chubby spying on Americans.


Gravatar" He certainly is an engaging writer."

yes.


Gravatarwe spent a few days in-- believe it or not-- Glace Bay-- as our honeymoon, In the rain, going down the mining museum, etc. It was all kinda weird.

Good god, man. There's grounds for divorce right there.


GravatarYou'll wanna specify that you don't really want ones that were already broken in by the First Dood.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


Champion 4 Time Snow Machine racer undies ought to be worth something on eBay.


GravatarI now pronounce myself temporarily victorious over housework and grading.




GravatarWe've been married for 34 years, and she's never seen me without a mustache. Which is the main reason that I still have it.


GravatarWhere's Erick the Redstater's blog for 'Thuglican reform? I feel like pissing in somebody's Cheerios.


GravatarThe localwingers... SO entertaining, si!
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


Couldn't resist a comment.

Told them they are pack of racist assholes.


Gravatarmining museum is a reference to having sex I hope =)


GravatarOh gosh, Moe. Not a great start to the marriage, but looks like it's turned out ok!

Our marriage commissioner (JP) was happy to start marrying teh gayz, and she's a sweet elderly woman in her late 70s.


GravatarWe spent our honeymoon visiting his relatives -- which isn't nearly as bad as it sounds. See, his dad, at age 94, was too frail to travel to the wedding in Chicago, so we went to see him -- in Sonoma County, California. And when we weren't hanging out with him, we were touring wineries and going back to the hotel. And touring wineries.


GravatarI'm finally reading our President-elect's second book, which has been on my nightstand for oh, six months or so. He certainly is an engaging writer.
strawhat says ☮


I have both. I'm about to re-read them.


GravatarWe've been married for 34 years, and she's never seen me without a mustache. Which is the main reason that I still have it.

Never seen Monsieur without the beard in the nearly 3 decades we've been together.


GravatarEvening, folks.

Yesterday I saw a "Newt '08" bumper sticker. Glad we dodged that bullet.


Gravatar Barry from AK: Champion 4 Time Snow Machine racer undies ought to be worth something on eBay.

Help me out, here.

Before Palin arrived on the national scene, a "snow machine," in my mind, was what a ski resort used to MAKE snow for the slopes, when needed. I figured they didn't really move very fast, and used a lot of energy.

Is there something like a "snowmobile" that is also known as a "snow machine"?
.


GravatarI ain't shaving.


GravatarNo more Bush?

Ding Ding Ding! You got it!


GravatarUm, I actually did at a certain someone's request. But the war seems to still be on.
Gromit |


The things one learns on Eschaton.


GravatarWe've been married for 34 years, and she's never seen me without a mustache. Which is the main reason that I still have it.


Dude, I don't think it's the mustache that keeps her with you, ya know?


GravatarHell, Hoover stayed in office all those years by having dossiers on anyone/everyone... especially those who might attempt removing him.


GravatarMoe -- Tell Mrs. Moe the next woman in a wheelchair I see on Charlotte St., I'll push her into traffic.


GravatarHilarious kitteh video over at my place.


GravatarOur honeymoon was a camping trip in Nova Scotia.


GravatarErin,
Did you miss my question a few thread's back about which calibur pressure washer you use for getting the old Verthane off the cat before applying a new coat?


GravatarMy beloved has seen me without facial hair - I was a late bloomer and didn't get seriously fuzzy for a couple years after that.

But neither of us has in so long that we're both leary of my shaving at this point.


GravatarMoe -- Tell Mrs. Moe the next woman in a wheelchair I see on Charlotte St., I'll push her into traffic.
SteveNS


It would only be right.

Hey, you know, I go up there quite often. Was up three times this summer.


GravatarYesterday I saw a "Newt '08" bumper sticker. Glad we dodged that bullet.
Southern Beale



Geezus - talk about someone who is a legend in his own mind.

That expression was coined just for Newt.


GravatarI was just telling Mr. Beale over dinner that it's time to lose the goatee.


Gravatar
Is there something like a "snowmobile" that is also known as a "snow machine"?


People call 'em snow machines up here.


GravatarOur honeymoon was staying at a friend's mother's cabin at Big Bear Lake.

It was relaxing and lovely.


GravatarSallyh!!

are you well?


GravatarHell, Hoover stayed in office all those years by having dossiers on anyone/everyone... especially those who might attempt removing him.
nick carraway


Wasn't there a frenzied document hiding effort done when the old fart finally croaked ?


GravatarOur honeymoon was a camping trip in Nova Scotia.
Gromit


It's not a honeymoon unless you go to the Miners Museum.


GravatarThat expression was coined just for Newt.


He repulses me.


GravatarHelp me out, here.

Before Palin arrived on the national scene, a "snow machine," in my mind, was what a ski resort used to MAKE snow for the slopes, when needed. I figured they didn't really move very fast, and used a lot of energy.

Is there something like a "snowmobile" that is also known as a "snow machine"?
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


You are dead on.

When I lived "outside", a snow machine was something at a ski area to make snow. A snowmobie was something ya rode on the snow.

In Alaska though, we don't have "lower 48 snow machines", we really don't have to make snow ya know?

So a snow machine is something ya ride.

Unless ya are St. Johnnie introducing a dimbot as your VP pick then its a "snow vehicle".


GravatarPeople call 'em snow machines up here.
Gromit |


Izzat right?

Here, they're either snowmobiles or more colloquially, sleds.


GravatarBecause there were the official FBI files, and there were Hoover's private stash.


GravatarI ain't shavin' either. I'm reclaiming the wonderfulness of bush, now that Bush is almost almost down the drain.

But I'd do dreadlocks for peace.


Gravatar"Our honeymoon was staying at a friend's mother's cabin at Big Bear Lake."

Mine was a cabin in woodstock NY

highlight was going to the drugstore for a pregnancy test - which was positive


GravatarBeen mulling over something I noticed today.

I have not really been out shopping with the wife in a long time. We went to one of the normally busy mega strip malls. One with a Barnes & Noble, Best Buy, Circuit City, Office Depot, Bealls and more.

I realize we are in a down turn, but in all the years I have been going to this place, mid afternoon Saturday was always jammed packed with parking a pain.

Not today. One side, with the Best Buy, Bealls and like was almost barren. Very striking.

The Bookstore side was busy but not as normal. When we entered the B&N, the crowd was not there. I maybe saw twenty folks actually wandering the shelves. Saw quite a few sipping their starbucks and reading, but not that many.

Then I headed to Lowes. Remember, this is mid afternoon. Minimal customers. the lot is normally humming and I have to park out a bit. Not today.

This is the first real vision I have had of this current period of job loss and tight money.

Now I am worried.


GravatarFunny thing, my older brother and his wife honeymooned in NS, sorta. They flew up here from Virginia, then rode their bicycles back. That was the mid-80s, I think.


GravatarWe'd got a videographer for the wedding so we could send a video out to father-in-law, and the videographers fedexed it out to him, which I thought was really really nice. It got there before we did. When we got to the retirement home, it was on the big tv in the living room, and we heard it was a big hit among the residents. "Let's see Wayne's son's wedding again!"


GravatarUncle B, we had some delicious meals, read a lot of books, and, well, you know

Sorry I missed your call, was talking to Little Sister about Christmas.  Little Sister kept me going for another half hour.


GravatarHilarious kitteh video over at my place.
Southern Beale


I love that kitty's markings.


Funny how you can spend $$$ on cat toys and they'll ignore them to play with boxes and bags.

I had a Siamese who used to love to hide out in a supermarket (paper) bag.


GravatarHey, you know, I go up there quite often. Was up three times this summer.

Wish I'd known! I'd've bought you a beer.

(I might have known except I wasn't hanging out at Eschaton much during the summer; I tend to spend all my free time outdoors in the summer.)

But let me know next time you're coming up!

scmacneil at syd dot eastlink dot ca


GravatarSnow making gizmos at ski areas are 'snow guns' 'round these parts


GravatarMP: don't know about that... but I think Hoover was a cancer on U.S. political life...


Gravatarour honeymoon was mountain biking in Moab, UT.

Good thing we weren't gay.


Gravatar"Uncle B, we had some delicious meals, read a lot of books, and, well, you know"

I used to know... (sigh)

Glad you're well


Gravatar♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
.


GravatarThat expression was coined just for Newt.


He repulses me.
Southern Beale


He even repulses Republicans.


GravatarCan I still hang out if I don't discuss pubic hair or honeymoons?


GravatarWasn't there a frenzied document hiding effort done when the old fart finally croaked ? - MP

operation petticoat?
.


GravatarI'm liking this President Obama more and more!

Fox News Cut Out From Questions At Obama's First Press Conference

President-Elect Barack Obama held his first press conference yesterday, one that focused mainly on the current economic crisis. One detail that flew under the radar, however, was which networks and newpapers got to ask questions, or, rather, which one didn't get to ask a question. As Media Bistro notes, one network who was not called upon sticks out: Fox News.

It will be interesting to see how the conservative network adjusts to a political reality in which the Democratic Party holds the White House and substantial majorities in both houses of Congress. Michael Wolff, a Vanity Fair columnist who is writing an authorized biography on Rupert Murdoch's career and family, claims that even Murdoch is embarrassed by Fox News:


GravatarHoover was a cancer on U.S. political life...
nick carraway


"I thought that old cocksucker would NEVER die!"

/Richard Milhous Nixon, upon hearing of Hoover's death, 1972


GravatarMP: don't know about that... but I think Hoover was a cancer on U.S. political life...
nick carraway


He stayed so long in his fiefdom, because Presidents were afraid to fire his ass, for fear of what he had on them.


Gravatarour honeymoon was mountain biking in Moab, UT.

Beautiful place. I'd have loved to spend more time there...


Gravatar{{{Jeffraham!!!}}}

Uncle B, yeah, I have vague memories of that


GravatarBarry! You're in My Kind O' Town tonight? I hope the hospitality industry is showing you our kind o' hospitality.

Where do you stay when you're here? Maybe some local Atriots could buy you a drink next time you stop over here.


GravatarIs there something like a "snowmobile" that is also known as a "snow machine"?

I'm pretty sure they're referring to snowmobiles.

"Snow machine" sounds more, uh, purposeful.


Gravatarlarkspur,

I'm getting a rather strange mental image here.


GravatarWell, it's not like I know these things... snow, to me, is something pretty to look at for a day, every few years, but otherwise to be avoided at all costs. It's cold, and wet, and I really do not like that combination.
.


GravatarMs Fahrenheit, howdy. I will stop with the pubes and I have no honeymoon stories to tell.


GravatarI love that kitty's markings.


Looks like my Jolene ... only with chipmunk cheeks!


GravatarCan I still hang out if I don't discuss pubic hair or honeymoons?
ms fahrenheit


I suppose.

Had a hot tub tonight in a really big hot tub. Wish there were Atriots in it with me. I was all alone.


Gravatar"Can I still hang out if I don't discuss pubic hair or honeymoons?"

can you discuss hotel rooms and crotchless panties?


GravatarMs. Farenheit, why, of course.  Just so long as we can get in the hot tub.


Gravatarour honeymoon was mountain biking in Moab, UT.

Is there still a Mr Ali? You've mentioned your kids and dad...


GravatarGot it, Steve! I know there are a gazzillion McNeils up there, but you wouldn't happen to be related to my buddy Iain, would you?


GravatarI love that kitty's markings.


Looks like my Jolene ... only with chipmunk cheeks!
Southern Beale


He IS a rather large kitty, isn't he?


GravatarOh, you can talk about all you want, I just um, have no comment?


GravatarMr. Beale and I went to Costa Rica for our honeymoon.

Looks like we're a pretty outdoorsy bunch here.


GravatarHilarious kitteh video over at my place.
Southern Beale

Great cat.

And gorgeous.

And funny.

There are a whole bunch of them at youtube.


GravatarHey, bo, it ain't strange. It's beautiful.


GravatarSoBeale, my idea of being outdoorsy is to step outside to the pool and waving down the pool bar waiter.


GravatarIs there still a Mr Ali? You've mentioned your kids and dad...
Gromit |


We're separated, not too long ago.


GravatarMoab is a funky little town and the area is gorgeous.

I should get a few Utah pics posted on my blog-which-I-have-ignored.


GravatarIf Dirks isn't here, I'll have to get the keys.

I'm sure the hot tub will be lovely.


What don't you know that you need to about crotchless panties and hotel rooms, Blodge?


GravatarObama Positioned to Quickly Reverse Bush Actions

Stem Cell, Climate Rules Among Targets of President-Elect's Team


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GravatarSoBeale, my idea of being outdoorsy is to step outside to the pool and waving down the pool bar waiter.

LOL.


GravatarI know there are a gazzillion McNeils up there, but you wouldn't happen to be related to my buddy Iain, would you?

Nope, but I did do a 5-K fun run with him a few years ago, when he was still on Information Morning.


GravatarWe're separated, not too long ago.

Sorry, hon. Hope it's for the best.


GravatarCU

http://rawstory.com/news/afp/ Int...b_11082008.html


GravatarOur honeymoon was a canoe trip in Northern Ontario.
Bad moskitoes, a windstorm that knocked down a tree 30 feet from our tent and then the tent collapsing one night in a thunderstorm.
It was my wife's first canoe tip.


GravatarRather oddly, I found myself staying at the Alexander Graham Bell estate this summer...


GravatarOh, you can talk about all you want, I just um, have no comment?

Okay, I've been holding back, but if you all are going to wrap it up...

Groin and bare it.
Too bushed to deal with it.
Hair-brained idea.
Wax on, wax off.

Okay, that's done.


GravatarSorry, hon. Hope it's for the best.
Gromit


It is, thanks. But still weird.


GravatarYeesh.

Cable news is getting suckier:

Howard Rosenberg writes in the Los Angeles Times' about two of the new, and unique, programs on cable news: CNN's D.L. Hughley Breaks The News and FNC's Huckabee.

Rosenberg says Hughley's show is "CNN's only acknowledged comedy," and writes about the "faux" and "legit" interviews that make up the show. "Hughley is likable enough and may get funnier, but that isn't really the point," writes Rosenberg.

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So is CNN trying to give The Daily Show a run for their money?


GravatarSallyh, I love hiking, but not so much the camping part. My dream vacation would be hiking most of the day and ending up at a cute little cabin with no mice, spiders, or lil ol' ladies cooking gingerbread cookies. Although an actual dinner would be nice. And I can do a primitive shower, if it's a little warmish.


GravatarIf I ever get married again (not likely at this point but in the future who knows) I don't know that I'll care about a honeymoon

either every day is worth something or it isn't

the best lover I ever had (not just physical) I could and did have fun with in a linens and things.

life was fun, ya know?


Gravatar"Rather oddly, I found myself staying at the Alexander Graham Bell estate this summer..."

And you could not get a decent signal on your Cell Phone?


GravatarOh, the Japanese kitty who dives into boxes? He's hilarious. Cute Overload is all over him, too.

A blogger I like has an interesting take on how President Obama and Vice-President Biden go together:
see
http://lancemannion.typepad.com/lance_mannion/ 2008/11/joe-the-veep.html


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch? v=L...feature=related


My two absolute favorite breeds of dog.


GravatarNope, but I did do a 5-K fun run with him a few years ago, when he was still on Information Morning.
SteveNS


Different guy. My buddy actually grew up with Gaelic as his first language. Long story. But, great guy.


GravatarAs for snow machines I think they should call them mushpuppies.


GravatarNot Athenae's ferrets, but kinda cute anyway.

Ermines!

http://www.adn.com/photos/v-gall...ory/ 580832.html


Gravatarsupposedly Hoover *hated* Harry Truman because Harry told Edgar he had no interest in whatever dirt Hoover had dug up for him. And Hoover had no dirt on Truman... not like he did JFK or (I think) LBJ. I think all three were sort of compromised- whether politically or privately- & had to keep the old creep on @ the FBI.

& of course it wasn't in the Republican interest to remove Hoover...


GravatarRather oddly, I found myself staying at the Alexander Graham Bell estate this summer...

Beinn Bhreagh. Pretty spot.

But you should be aware that because of my hatred for the telephone, I am likely to make the Bell Museum the target of my first terrorist act.


GravatarPK expects women to submit not only in our homes but also in the secular world of the classroom and workplace.

Shouldn't come to New York anytime soon then, or they'll get their ass kicked...by the women.


GravatarThe Snugglebunny honeymoon was in Vegas, but this was a symptom of our choice to be married there.

We got married (I am not making this up) in a drive-thru.

I love telling people that I - quite literally - never got out of the car. Our friends stood on the median. Then we all had dinner.

Don't regret a second.


GravatarObama Positioned to Quickly Reverse Bush Actions

Stem Cell, Climate Rules Among Targets of President-Elect's Team




Yesssssssssssssssssssss!


Gravatara canoe trip


That sounds like a great idea....for tomorrow maybe.


GravatarAnd you could not get a decent signal on your Cell Phone?
EkCenTriK


o cell coverage at all. But we had one of those crank phones in our house. Spent an entire afteronoon just hanging out in the old mansion.


GravatarMy two absolute favorite breeds of dog.
Terry C - Got My Country Back!


They are having a fantastic time! But man, they is ugly.

I know, I know.


GravatarOsama to adress Obama in new video.


GravatarPK expects women to submit not only in our homes but also in the secular world of the classroom and workplace.

Shouldn't come to New York anytime soon then, or they'll get their ass kicked...by the women.
rwa2play, The Northern Lariat


I'd be glad to come up from New Jersey just to help.


GravatarHot tub is open, drinks are ready.


Gravatar"Obama Positioned to Quickly Reverse Bush Actions"

Read that too. Want to see him signing crap and the pages just flying.


GravatarA team of four dozen advisers, working for months in virtual solitude, set out to identify regulatory and policy changes Obama could implement soon after his inauguration. The team is now consulting with liberal advocacy groups, Capitol Hill staffers and potential agency chiefs to prioritize those they regard as the most onerous or ideologically offensive, said a top transition official who was not permitted to speak on the record about the inner workings of the transition.
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GravatarWe spent our 25th anniversary on a canoe trip in the Boundary Waters.


GravatarI wonder when the prisoners in Gitmo will get sent to US prisons.


GravatarHoover *hated* Harry Truman because Harry told Edgar he had no interest in whatever dirt Hoover had dug up for him. And Hoover had no dirt on Truman



Truman probably told him to go fuck himself.


GravatarMmmm, ms fahrenheit, perfect. I can haz Laphroig?


GravatarHoover was a cancer on U.S. political life...

Can you imagine the woody he would have gotten these days? Spy satellites used domestically, siphoning off emails and web traffic, unlimited spying on anyone and everyone? Torture? Video surveillance everywhere you look, spy gadgetry not even he could imagine, complete cooperation of local police?

He was pretty goddamned creepy then, but, he'd be downright scary now.


GravatarObama Positioned to Quickly Reverse Bush Actions

We lost eight critical years on these issues.

Anything President Obama can remedy by Executive Order, he should do so right out of the gate.


GravatarPK expects women to submit not only in our homes but also in the secular world of the classroom and workplace.

Shouldn't come to New York anytime soon then, or they'll get their ass kicked...by the women.
rwa2play, The Northern Lariat


I'd be glad to come up from New Jersey just to help.
Terry C - Got My Country Back!


We'll save a spot and a set of brass knucks!


GravatarI'll stick with elitist chardonnay, if I may.


GravatarSure, towels are here too, BTW.

I'm getting in.


GravatarHow can a promise keeper support Palin.??

It's like jesus being for war.


GravatarOf course, Gromit. Try not to hit your head tonight.


GravatarWhy on earth would anyone be interested in living with a submissive woman? Don't get it.


GravatarI suppose I could have another hot tub today.


Gravatar""Our job is to submit to our teachers and our Professors...even if we know they are wrong. It is then in God's hands.""

We had a PK in the office for years. His take on life was interesting. Sad people.

If it was patently absurd this guy believed it. Then he would start spouting about women submitting to their husband's authority. Tried arranging with me to get a Lap Top for business (wink wink) that he really wanted to use on a missionary trip to Africa. (He didn't get it). Then because one guy in the office made good (for a while) on a marginal stock, he dropped his savings on it. It went to zero within two months. He was then afraid to apply his authority and tell his wife he just blew their savings.


GravatarRemember - Christianity, like all religions, is a fairy tale and their "believers" all know it but are afraid to admit it.

Falsehood always lurks right around the corner.


GravatarIn the Great Pantheon of Libertarians Who Fucking Suck, Kim du Toit is right up there on the top shelf.

Fled South Africa because, well, you know, some fucking nigger was President, and that just isn't cricket, don't you know.

Ah, to have been a fly on THAT wall, watching these two fuckwads watching the returns, at 11:00:30 PM, this past Tuesday night.

"GODDAMNIT! Not again!"

So, where does a racist, gout-ridden Libertarian Who Fucking Sucks flee to in the world today?

Answer:

WHO CARES where a punk ass nazi bitch like Kimmy flees to, as long as it's outside the borders of the North American continent!

Don't let the screen door hit ya where the dog should have bit ya!


GravatarI would be ready to volunteer as a civilian monitor in the closing of Guantanamo. You know, walking around, crashing debriefings, going wherever I wanted, monitoring. Interviewing. Photographing. Making sure it's happening in the least oppressive way possible. I would totally go. Too bad I only speak teh English.


GravatarTry not to hit your head tonight.

Feet first. I've learned my lesson.


GravatarWhy on earth would anyone be interested in living with a submissive woman? Don't get it.
Gromit


Sadism is a powerful urge.


GravatarI just thought this puppy was so funny



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q...h? v=Q0tAJFDkfnc


(My dog wouldn't care)


GravatarOff to spend time with a kid of mine

later

sorry - not a lot a new stories on da blog

just yesterdays stuff and maybe one from this am

back later if i can


GravatarThink I'll go read some books 'n' stuff.

Nite, folks!


GravatarGood night Blodge. Later.


GravatarWhy on earth would anyone be interested in living with a submissive woman? Don't get it.
Gromit




Because outspoken women are fishwives and real men don't want to come home to them.

Didn't you get Butler's memo?

According to him, that's the reason why I'm not remarried and I have so many problems with men.

(the moron's exact words)


GravatarThat dog is the cutest evah!


GravatarSadism is a powerful urge.
Gomez


Would you live with a sumbissive woman?


GravatarI'm off like a prom dress.


GravatarObama will be the first president in 8 years with Fancy Book Learnin.


GravatarWhy on earth would anyone be interested in living with a submissive woman? Don't get it.


If you are interested in chattel, not human interaction, then sure, I can see it. But if your only communion is with the Invisible One and your buds at church, it's a pretty miserable life. No wonder so many of them betray themselves one way or the other.


GravatarI just thought this puppy was so funny

THE EARS!!! THE PUPPY EARS!!!

Nom nom nom...


GravatarWould you live with a sumbissive woman?
Vicki, Who ♥ Obama


No.


Gravatar*Submissive*

The ghost of Steve Simels regrets the error.


GravatarOne thing President Obama can do by Executive Order is declassify all that shit Bush classified at the National Archives.


GravatarLongest rivers in the United States:

* Missouri: 2,540 miles
* Mississippi: 2,340 miles
* Yukon: 1,980 miles
* Rio Grande: 1,900 miles
* St. Lawrence: 1,900 miles
* Arkansas: 1,460 miles
* Colorado: 1,450 miles
* Atchafalaya: 1,420 miles
* Ohio: 1,310 miles
* Red: 1,290 miles
* Brazos: 1,280 miles
* Columbia: 1,240 miles
* Snake: 1,040 miles


GravatarI just thought this puppy was so funny

THE EARS!!! THE PUPPY EARS!!!

Nom nom nom...
Snugglebunny


Both of my Bostons had big ears like that as puppies. They grew into them.

I LOVE Boston Terriers.


Gravatar"One thing President Obama can do by Executive Order is declassify all that shit Bush classified at the National Archives."

He is going to need two terms then.


GravatarTHE EARS!!! THE PUPPY EARS!!!

Part Bat ...Part Dog


GravatarOh, dear, that post at Mrs. Du Toit's blog is painful. Apparently their money troubles are severe, but anyone who points out that maybe they oughtn't to have taken their family of five on a "round world hurrah" trip recently is just so judgmental and mean.

Ow. Yuck. Miniscule brain wipe, please.
larkspur | 11.08.08 - 9:59 pm | #

Isn't lap-band surgery about $20,000?


GravatarWhy on earth would anyone be interested in living with a submissive woman?


Something seriously wrong with people who need to feel "superior" to another person.


GravatarWould you live with a sumbissive woman?

Only to work on her self-esteem. I have this knight-in-shining-armor complex that comes out even when the woman doesn't need it.

My wife has been known to beat me with my own helmet when I get too far off base, though. 36 years of marriage gives her some advantages...


GravatarThen again, I will never understand why people in piss-poor sections of this country continue to vote Republican.
Terry C - Got My Country Back! | Homepage | 11.08.08

I blame NO Child Left Behind.
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hisstoryman, Hunter of Da Snark


You forgot the Lionel Hutz comma:

"No, Child Left Behind!"

(hi all!)


Gravatarsheets


GravatarApparently their money troubles are severe, but anyone who points out that maybe they oughtn't to have taken their family of five on a "round world hurrah" trip recently is just so judgmental and mean.

They're pissed their debts won't be "forgiven" in bankruptcy.

If this was a black family, you can bet her and hubby would be screaming bloody murder...


GravatarI have this knight-in-shining-armor complex that comes out even when the woman doesn't need it.



Knock it off.


GravatarPart Bat ...Part Dog
dusty c.


Watch it, sucka!



GravatarSomething seriously wrong with people who need to feel "superior" to another person.

Nothing like looking down your nose at someone..
to make you feel BIG.


GravatarNeighbor (I use the term verrry loosely) is building a house- a big one- I have it on good authority because he wants to have 10 kids. He had another neighbor's kids, a boy and girl only a year or so apart in age hired to help with some light work. When he went to settle up with the kids, he said to the boy," Here's the $ xx/hr we agreed on". Then he turned to the girl and said, "You're a girl and can't do as much work as your brother, so I'm paying you half"

This is the same "neighbor" who supposedly pitched a fit in a local restaurant after the caucuses and said "this country will go straight to hell if we elect a woman or a nigger"

Need I add he makes a big show of church-going?


GravatarYou don't have to be a sadist for that to appeal to you. I mean, think of the mind-set: women are vessels, women are built from your rib by God, to be your helpmeet. If you don't think of marriage as a partnership, if you don't imagine your spouse as your best friend, if you get your sense of community and intellectual exchanges of ideas elsewhere, from real people (i.e. men)or TV, why wouldn't you be pleased to come home to a home, one with stuff automatically cleaned, your clothes always ready, your supper on the table, your mail sorted, the annoying details of life (plumber, kids to doctor, homework) all done, like magic?

Add in that the creature designated as your helpmeet is also meant to be available to you sexually, whenever you want, and the whole thing sounds like a really pleasant, seductive circle of hell. Because the creature, the woman, is 100% human. Sooner or later, there will be a disturbance in the field.


GravatarOsama to adress Obama in new video.
Gomez | 11.08.08 - 10:40 pm | #


I got another theory why OBL didn't put out a tape just before the election.
What with the new Metalica album in September, AC/DC debuting Black Ice at number 1 in October and Guns 'N Roses putting out Chinese Democracy (finally) in November, Osama knew he wouldn't get any traction.


GravatarOh. Sheets. Never mind.


GravatarOsama to address Obama in new video.

Will this be on Letterman?


GravatarErmines! - Barry from AK in Chicago

Poor little fucker got into some Wassila meth and thinks he's a polar bear.


GravatarApparently people were mad as hell and weren't gonna take it anymore last Tuesday.


GravatarWasn't the University of Colorado's football coach involved in that Promise Keeper crap?

Bill McCartney, the sanctimonious douchebag who founded the movement.

His self-righteous sense of moral authority to tell millions of people how to run their family lives was apparently undiminished by the fact that his daughter got pregnant after banging half the football team he was coaching.

Another hollow hypocrite from the religious right.


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