HULK SMASH!!!
Moo.
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MooHICA!
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Yay! Non-trollish space!
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HICA! HICA!
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no fair, haloscan wouldn't post my post
Bush An "Appeaser," Says Egyptian Press
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/
2...in4104474.shtml
I wonder when we invade.
Good evening, fiends.
the cowman is an environmental disaster and one of the things we can all do is eat less beef and only eat grass fed not corn fed beef and try to avoid factory farm grown and processed beef.
Nice typo.
[gives self dopeslap]
In re Atrios' Deep Thought: When does a 'cowboy' become a 'cowman'?
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The troll-shit's as high as an elephant's eye....
BOB WILLS / MILKCOW BLUES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E...h?v=EF-
owoqjRQM
"Don't fence me in..."
I can be your third-best friend or your 16th worst nightmare. Depends on what costume you like to imagine me wearing.
French Maid?
Both at the same time?
In re Atrios' Deep Thought: When does a 'cowboy' become a 'cowman'?
Cowman is sometimes called a bull. A cow wearing pinstripes and a bowler hat.
only eat grass fed not corn fed beef
I'm just a girl who can't say no.
When does a 'cowboy' become a 'cowman'?
See Brokeback Mtn
In re Atrios' Deep Thought: When does a 'cowboy' become a 'cowman'?
It's a mooed point.
The farmer and the cowman both want to fuck everyone else out of their land. Of course, both of them will in turn be fucked by the oilman and the mineman.
HULK SMASH!!
A male cow wearing pinstripes...
And probably Prince Charles shoes. Two pair.
Barry from AK in Wilmington
Not one of your more exotic locales, Barry.
It's a mooed point.
Your lack of punning skills causes me a lot of angus.
I'm just a girl who can't say no.
Don't you mean "Nnn?"
The farmer and the cowman both want to fuck everyone else out of their land. Of course, both of them will in turn be fucked by the oilman and the mineman.
JeffCO
Or the bankman.
In re Atrios' Deep Thought: When does a 'cowboy' become a 'cowman'?
It's a mooed point.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
Oh, that's a lot of bull.
You're just trying to steer us in the wrong direction.
It's a mooed point.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
I am too tired for puns tonight. I only had de-calf.
Not one of your more exotic locales, Barry.
Gromit
What???
Being in the land of Mean Jean Schmidt isn't exotic?
It's gotta be exotic here, there isn't a Luby's Cafeteria for miles and miles.
cow puns flop
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Elvis Presley-Milk Cow Blues Boogie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=x...feature=related
both of them will in turn be fucked by the oilman and the mineman.
Then, some fool will come along and build suburbs w no zipcars or trollies or light rail.
cow puns flop
Udderly.
You're just trying to steer us in the wrong direction.
Hereford on out you should be banned for your puns.
Son's energy investment company retreat just did a reprise of this tune as the OK wind farmers and the ranchers are only just learning to be friends...
everyone will settle down once a nominee is chosen.
maybe.
for the record, i'd have voted for hillary.
All I can think of is Spocko's filk from the other day:
The preacher and the gay man should be friends
The preacher and the gay man should be friends
One man wants to pray to god
The other wants to marry Todd
That's no reason why they can't be friends
California folks should stick together
California folks should all be friends
cow puns flop
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MisterX
Bad cow pun
cow puns flop
Just because they're not your brand of humor....
cow puns flop
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MisterX
I herd that.
Deeper thought: distinguish between dairy farmer and cattleman.
In re Atrios' Deep Thought: When does a 'cowboy' become a 'cowman'?
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Cynicus | 05.17.08 - 8:26 pm | #
When it's the title of a song from "Oklahoma" ...
Cowboys do it dogie-style.
"The farmer and the cowman should be friends."
I believe that man and fish can co-exist.
"Cowboy's Delight Deener...I'm a cowboy!
Give me that meat pill!!"
/Ren Hoek
I'm just a girl who can't say no.
Don't you mean "Nnn?"
Ni. I meant, "Ni." I'm just a girl who can't say, "Ni."
When does a 'cowboy' become a 'cowman'?
The cowboy works for the cowman.
Chimpy is a goat-roper.
Out here that's a big insult.
Your lack of punning skills causes me a lot of angus.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ | 05.17.08 - 8:29 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
Nobody's oxen you.
Ni. I meant, "Ni." I'm just a girl who can't say, "Ni."
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:31 pm | #
I have no steak in milking cow puns.
Clamation Cows with Guns, new to me. I'd seen the flash version though.
Ever notice how when the punning starts, the trolls flee?
I have no steak in milking cow puns.
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:32 pm | #
i don't bullieve you.
The farmer and the cowman should be friends.
Atrios has not seen "Heaven's Gate".
Nobody's oxen you.
Hey, it's teat for tat.
Deeper thought: distinguish between dairy farmer and cattleman.
Farmer John | 05.17.08 - 8:30 pm | #
Jonah Goldberg has done it so we don't have to!
These puns are udderly ridiculous. I can't horn any more of them. It's such bull.
Frank Rich: Why the Repukes and Maverick can't escape Chimpy's death-grip
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/1...ion/
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Speaking of angus, the Black Angus steakhouse shut down all its Colorado locations recently.
I always wanted to go there at 3 am and steal the "G" from the sign.
Now I won't get the chance.
Atrios has not seen "Heaven's Gate".
To judge by box office, no one did.
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I have no steak in milking cow puns.
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:32 pm | #
i don't bullieve you.
Brøøklyn Gi®l, flîttérmøüse
I wouldn't steer you wrong.
I always wanted to go there at 3 am and steal the "G" from the sign
Somebody had a link to a shot where they did that for MacDonald's New Angus Burger.
Hey, it's teat for tat.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ | 05.17.08 - 8:33 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
Well, you can't blame me for being in a hoof.
Real men don't milk goats.
Ever notice how when the punning starts, the trolls flee?
The only humor they "get" is yellow bile.
Real men don't milk goats.
Gromit
Or horses...
Atrios has not seen "Heaven's Gate".
To judge by box office, no one did.
I've seen it - it's pretty good, actually.
Ever notice how when the punning starts, the trolls flee?
I wonder why cow puns make them hide...
Ever notice how when the punning starts, the trolls flee?
Better than recipes
Well, you can't blame me for being in a hoof.
It is too easy to buffalo you.
noblejoannie has a Facebook friends request
I bet if we joined hands and sang, I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke, they'd run away too.
We'll be ike the Whos in Whoville.
Atrios has not seen "Heaven's Gate".
To judge by box office, no one did.
I saw it. It's really no bad. It just cost waaaaay too much to make. I read Cimino took almost one hundred takes of someone cracking a bullwhip before he got one he liked.
The Train with Burt Lancaster has to be one of the coolest WWII movies I've ever seen.
I ribbed my eyes and asked Chuck if there was a porter in the house.
I wonder why cow puns make them hide...
There is a novelabout this being written by Amy Tan.
Atrios has not seen "Heaven's Gate".
To judge by box office, no one did.
I've seen it - it's pretty good, actually.
JeffCO | 05.17.08 - 8:36 pm
Terence Malick's stuff is always visuallly stunning.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nd8ffo3zFMw
Prior--I signed up awhile ago but have not done anything with the account. I rarely check that email account, in fact, so don't take my silence as a rejection!
I wonder why cow puns make them hide...
George Johnston | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:37 pm | #
Been ruminating on that myself.....
This Montanan avoids horses and cattle whenever possible. They step on your feet and shit on the road. They infest backcountry trails with swarms of biting flies. The cows are good to eat, however, but like everyone else we get our beef from Iowa feed lots.
Most be-booted, be-hatted cowboys and cowgirls you run into at the Mint or that steak place up in Logan are faux all the way down to that big silver rodeo buckle they wear. All hat; no cattle; but with mighty big pickups. Most men and women who work cattle wear carharts, rubber boots,seed hats, and round up the herd with ATV's.
Good god, the western mythos dies hard.
The Train with Burt Lancaster has to be one of the coolest WWII movies I've ever seen.
puppethead
Sgt. York was surprisingly good.
Real men don't milk goats.
Gromit
Or horses...
Milk a mare, and someone's going to make kumiss out of it. And once there's kumiss, someone's gonna drink it. And once the kumiss drunk has started, it doesn't end until the Horde has poured out of the Gobi, and all the Middle Kingdom's aflame, and someone wakes up with Hell's own hangover saying "I'm the Great Kahn? You're shitting me, bro."
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oops that wasn't a Malick film, was it?
I wonder why cow puns make them hide...
George Johnston
It goes against their grain...
Terence Malick's stuff is always visuallly stunning.
virgotex | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:38 pm | #
True enough, but that was Cimino. You're thinking of "Days of Heaven."
Black Angus!
Time for some Patton Oswalt!
When was the cattle pun bisontennial?
Terence Malick's stuff is always visuallly stunning.
You're thinking of Days of Heaven.
Ever notice how when the punning starts, the trolls flee?
Nah, most likely their mommies made them get off of the computer and do their homework.
I raise a holstein of lager to you all for the puns...
It goes against their grain...
Meanie-meanie, tickle a person | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:39 pm | #
It comes from their deep-seated fear of the Udder.
The Train with Burt Lancaster has to be one of the coolest WWII movies I've ever seen.
One of my favorites.
I like it so much, I once stole the plot.... er, I mean I paid homage to it in a cartoon episode I wrote.
yeah, Phila, I reached that conclusion, a bit too late.
I just woke up from a three hour nap. Brain still asleep.
"Days of Heaven" is as beautiful a film that has ever been photographed.
George Johnston | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:37 pm,
you mean "hyde"
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=nd8ffo3zFMw
We know we belong to the land.
I think that's a big part of what we've lost.
True enough, but that was Cimino. You're thinking of "Days of Heaven."
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:39 pm | #
maybe something is wrong with me but I thought that was a gorgeous film.
and that it 'worked.'
Thanks for the link, Hecate.
It's my favorite musical. :
I like it so much, I once stole the plot.... er, I mean I paid homage to it in a cartoon episode I wrote.
Toonscribe | 05.17.08 - 8:40 pm | #
We know we belong to the land.
I think that's a big part of what we've lost.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Exactly why I became a naturalist.
I like it so much, I once stole the plot.... er, I mean I paid homage to it in a cartoon episode I wrote. Toonscribe
It was so weird your parents named you Toonscribe!
Toons, warm enough for you?
ronnie hawkins [rockabilly arkansas star who relocated to canada and used 'the band' i.e. 'the hawks' as his backup group for some time]
was on set for months and had a horse 'exploded' from under him.
almost all his scenes were cut.
maybe something is wrong with me but I thought that was a gorgeous film.
and that it 'worked.'
juan ono | 05.17.08 - 8:41 pm | #
Which one?
The only problem with "Days of Heaven" is the casting of Brooke Adams and Richard Gere, IIRC. And that's a pretty minor quibble, really.
Sgt. York was actually WWI (not II) -- Paths of Glory was good (I would say "over the top" but someone might think I was joining in the punning)
So do I take a second shower before going out, even though I'll be just as sticky and miserable ten minutes after?
It was so weird your parents named you Toonscribe!
JeffCO | 05.17.08 - 8:43 pm | #
I come from a long line of oracles.
Toons, warm enough for you?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 05.17.08 - 8:43 pm | #
I feel like the Wicked Witch of the West -- "I'm melting! Meeelllllting!"
Good god, the western mythos dies hard.
montanaheadcold | 05.17.08 - 8:39 pm | #
nobody understands why I tie my 3-speed bike up to the hitching post.
Heaven's Gate really is an amazing movie. It wasn't bad, it was just so expensive to make it bankrupted the studio. And probably too long for movie audiences.
i once saw a cow barf up after over-eating. Looked like that meal met a dead end. The mess was a cud-de-sac
Which one?
The only problem with "Days of Heaven" is the casting of Brooke Adams and Richard Gere, IIRC. And that's a pretty minor quibble, really.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:43 pm | #
days of heaven---
You poor folks from Cali- it's hotter there than here.
Do you at least get relief at night?
Atrios isn't thinking here. Farmers and Cowmen are natural enemies. Farmers protect for cultivation vast area of land in which they need to ward off all animal and human trespassers. Cowmen need free access to vast areas of land so their cows can graze. The range wars were fought over these conflicting priorities for the same land.
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Nah, most likely their mommies made them get off of the computer and do their homework.
"Elias" is probably busy developing his next "good citizen, destined to go bad" sockpuppet identity to replace the current model.
was on set for months and had a horse 'exploded' from under him.
what in the flying fuck were they feeding that horse??!?!?
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"I just woke up from a three hour nap."
That's not a nap; it's a good night's sleep for some people.
Sure, just piss of and leave me below while I do painstaking research to find hilariousness by Spocko. What do I care, you pack of bastards?
The preacher and the gay man should be friends
The preacher and the gay man should be friends
One man wants to pray to god
The other wants to marry Todd
That's no reason why they can't be friends
California folks should stick together
California folks should all be
friends
I think there was more but I can't locate it . . .
Are you going to milk some more puns out of this JeffCo? Cud I'm digging through the ruminants of this tread and I don't see how you can find any new ones.
Toons, I tend to run cold and can abide temperatures that make others take their lawn chairs to the frozen food aisle.
If I think it's hot, it's got to be damn hot.
A trombone is a longhorn.
what in the flying fuck were they feeding that horse??!?!?
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Cynicus | 05.17.08 - 8:47 pm | #
heh.
i think it was a cannon firing or something.
that scene going round and round I'm guessing.
Hmmm...got a hankering for some food, now, thanks to the cow puns.
Y'all take care of your good selves.
Yes, California is hotter than I have ever seen in May. There are all kinds of records being set this week...
Geez, I hate the heat
The only problem with "Days of Heaven" is the casting of Brooke Adams and Richard Gere, IIRC. And that's a pretty minor quibble, really.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
Interestingly, when I finally saw "Heavens Gate" after the critical thrashing, I liked it overall better than "Days of Heaven". Maybe it was a reverse hype reaction...
I like war movies. Stripes is my favorite. No Time For Sergeants is good. Beetle Bailey is the best comics strip. Ten-hut!
Are you going to milk some more puns out of this JeffCo? Cud I'm digging through the ruminants of this tread and I don't see how you can find any new ones.
Spocko
Maybe Simels should help. He knows Jersey after all.
This thread needs more cowbell....
Thank you Virginia and MikeJ. Your quatloos are in the mail. (And good news, the quatloo is tied to the loonie, NOT the US dollar!)
Watching a special about the Ramones.
Boy, Johnny was a real wingnut, wasn't he?
Stands up at the Hall of Fame and says "god bless [Monkey Boy] Bush".
Jebus Chripes on iceskates.
We know we belong to the land.
I think that's a big part of what we've lost.
You're right.
The range wars were fought over these conflicting priorities for the same land.
I thought it wasn't really the land they were fighting over, but the water.
Gotta go. My better hoof calls from the udder room.
Quit beefing and comment, people!
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nobody understands why I tie my 3-speed bike up to the hitching post.
juan ono
I understand perfectly. I just don't understand why there is a hitching post...
Both farmers and ranchers have had a negative impact on the American environment.
Both are responsible for land fragmentation : loss of habitate
Both are responsible for stopping the great fires that replenished the plains:
creation of vegatative monocultures.
both are responsible for damming and redirecting water: erosion and drought.
It's mostly a question of scale.
Paths of Glory was good
the condemned men are awaiting execution]
Corporal Paris: See that cockroach? Tomorrow morning, we'll be dead and it'll be alive. It'll have more contact with my wife and child than I will. I'll be nothing, and it'll be alive.
[Ferol smashes the roach]
Private Ferol: Now you got the edge on him.
fortunately confusing 'heavens' gate' and 'days of heaven' is totally understandable.
confusing 'straw dogs' and 'annie hall' would be baffling.
Sallyh, We had 60° and glorious sunshine for our graduate school ceremony today. 'Twas too long, as always, but a happy event.
I understand perfectly. I just don't understand why there is a hitching post...
Meanie-meanie, tickle a person | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:49 pm | #
some things.........die hard
Any Scrabby peeps here? I am down to one game,not my turn, and jonesing. Help a motha out.
nobody understands why I tie my 3-speed bike up to the hitching post.
Allman Bros had a song about that. 
well you know how it is when you are dealing with bugs in software: find 'em, fix 'em, and ferget 'em
can't imagine why people get such funny looks on their faces when i say that...
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Willendorf Venus | 05.17.08 - 8:51 pm
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You talkin' scrabby or scrappy?
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Gravatarfortunately confusing 'heavens' gate' and 'days of heaven' is totally understandable.
confusing 'straw dogs' and 'annie hall' would be baffling.
Allman Bros had a song about that.
Gromit | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:51 pm | #
really? that's hilarious.
note to self: listen closer to southern guitar songs!
Also from "Paths of Glory"...
General Broulard: Colonel Dax! You will apologize at once or I shall have you placed under arrest!
Colonel Dax: I apologize... for not being entirely honest with you. I apologize for not revealing my true feelings. I apologize, sir, for not telling you sooner that you're a degenerate, sadistic old man. And you can go to hell before I apologize to you now or ever again!
Don't you wish Democrats spoke to GOPers that way?
Gromit, graduation, which takes place next Friday evening for me, is always bittersweet. It's joyous, and it's a reminder of time passing and transition as well.
It's currently 101 at my house.
S-C-R-A-B-B-Y
Toons, I tend to run cold and can abide temperatures that make others take their lawn chairs to the frozen food aisle.
I'm the exact opposite. I sweat easily. Always have.
fortunately confusing 'heavens' gate' and 'days of heaven' is totally understandable.
confusing 'straw dogs' and 'annie hall' would be baffling.
So, when i get Godzilla, King of Monsters and Dr. Zhivago confused, that's ok?
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101?
good lord.
that is not exactly casserole weather.
(typing SCRABBY in google)
To judge by box office, no one did....
It has its partisans, of which I am one...
So, when i get Godzilla, King of Monsters and Dr. Zhivago confused, that's ok?
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Cynicus | 05.17.08 - 8:53 pm | #
well, hey, they're all set in the snowy mountains of iwo jima....
Silly, that was "Ti-ed to the whipping post."
Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'.
It's currently 101 at my house.
Boi okie, we haven't hit that since around 1994. I recommend intravenous iced tea.
"Both farmers and ranchers have had a negative impact on the American environment."
Whoa ... not necessarily. Read Aldo Leopold on how the cowboy, farmer, and wildlife can co-inhabit the earth. We cherish conservation-minded farmers and ranchers for preserving open lands and wildlife habitat. Take a road trip between Billings (MT) and Livingston, MT and count the numbers of antelope and elk grazing in the fields. I trust that there probably more antelope now as a result of re-landscaping the West than their were 150 years ago. Then, there's Ted Turner's big buffalo ranch/range to the East of us, which resembles a great American Serentgetti, except that the buffalo have ear tags ... and the grey wolf roams unmolested there. Certainly there are more deer than 100 years ago, but that's not an unadulterated good. It's a big, complex issue.
Stripes -- I've mentioned more than once the great monks reference in that had Fr Wm & me ROTFLOAO
The way Chimpy is destroying the economy, there won't be many farmers OR cowmen left soon.
They both use a lot of diesel and it is makign them all go broke.
Started one up Willendorf!
101?
good lord.
that is not exactly casserole weather.
juan ono
Sure it is. Don't even have to turn on the oven...
WOOT SU!
Ahhhh, I see, so I wasn't so far off:
1. scrabby:
Regional (in UK) variant of scrappy, as in scruffy, patchy, shabby, of poor quality generally. This pavement's a bit scrabby
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I've never in my life seen a scrabby or scrappy pavement walkway. Perhaps I need to go to England?
the human casserole?
pushing my skin together to keep the goulash from spilling out
When does a 'cowboy' become a 'cowman'?
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Cynicus
When they grow up?
Ice cream-on-the-side-porch weather is what it aint. Gotta eat it right there at the fridge...
We were just talking about Straw Dogs at recreation -- Br Martin started it when he pointed out the Natural Born Killers was written by Quentin Tarrantino
So, when i get Godzilla, King of Monsters and Dr. Zhivago confused, that's ok?
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Cynicus | 05.17.08 - 8:53 pm |
I get Monsters, Inc. and the Deer Hunter confused.
Polly, though you are possibly a troll, I must say that you should look up SCRABULOUS to understand my comments.
juan,
are you a human sausage?
Gravatarfortunately
nice!
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Allman Bros had a song about that.
Gromit | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:51 pm | #
really? that's hilarious.
note to self: listen closer to southern guitar songs!
juan ono
Whipping post, not hitching post.
Zappa did a pretty good cover of that song.
Montanaheadcole, I've read Leopold.
I said "have had"
There are many forward minded farmers and ranchers both that are currently doing their part to co-exist with the environment in a balanced way and manage their land responsibly.
And I'm aware that it's a big complex issue. I've spent a great amount of time studying the issue, and have been certified to, among other things, assist landowners with management.
juan, no, not quite
Gromit, I've been sucking it down all day--took a 44 oz. container to Mlle's process group, even though food and beverages aren't normally permitted. No one stopped me.
'a human sausage' sounds like a circus act............
'ladies and gentlemen please direct your attention to the centre ring.....'
So, when i get Godzilla, King of Monsters and Dr. Zhivago confused, that's ok?
Just don't get Pollyanna and Last Tango in Paris confused.
Everybody thinks the High Plains are a big desert or something, but they are teeming with wildlife.
I see lots of antelope out here. The other day I saw a hawk hovering in the wind, then he dropped like a rock and caught his breakfast.
I saw a coyote once too.
the great monks reference in that had Fr Wm & me ROTFLOAO
Prior Aelred | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:55 pm | #
i cried because i knew no monk jokes until i met a man who had lost his mullah
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Willendorf Venus | 05.17.08 - 8:57 pm
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I guess you won't know for sure until we chat further, eh?
Although I will continue to research this piece, the word SCRABULOUS isn't defined yet in the Urbin Dictionay. I will look elsewhere so we may converse.
Natural Born Killers
Ugh. I thought it had v. few redeeming qualities.
Whipping post, not hitching post.
Zappa did a pretty good cover of that song.
Terry C - Anti-War Elitist | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:58 pm | #
bit of a difference.....
I get Straw Dogs and Wicker Man mixed up.
'a human sausage' sounds like a circus act............
'ladies and gentlemen please direct your attention to the centre ring.....'
You never know what'll hit big. Wiki or Google "Le Petomaine"
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Tacitus, I read that at first as 'mullet.'
Never a good reason to cry over losing a mullet.
punishment at the singapore mascara factory for spilling a gum wrapper:
100 lashes
applied to the bare back
'a human sausage' sounds like a circus act............
'ladies and gentlemen please direct your attention to the centre ring.....'
juan ono | 05.17.08 - 8:59 pm | #
ever seen a real dog-and-pony show?
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Willendorf Venus
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I must say I like the definition I found for your word and I am most tempted to play with you at your leisure.
Here is what I found:
Scrabulous is the coolest word game enjoyed by millions of users! Besides regular Scrabulous, you can also play Scrabulous over emails, get an adrenaline rush with Scrabulous Blitz, or just practice with the computer.
I get The Train and Von Ryan's Express mixed up.
Just don't get Pollyanna and Last Tango in Paris confused.
Toonscribe | 05.17.08 - 8:59 pm | #
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"Let's play the glad game!"
-Pollyanna
"Good, I'll get the butter."
-Brando
ever seen a real dog-and-pony show?
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Tacitus Voltaire | 05.17.08 - 9:01 pm | #
I traveled with a carnival as an errant youth for a period-----
no kidding--------
maybe something is wrong with me but I thought that was a gorgeous film.
Not at all. Still watch it a couple of times a year. (Although I understand there's a much fancier Criterion edition out now...)
But he's only made 2 more films in - wha? - the last 30 years - both of which I tried to love, both of which fell short.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w...h?
v=wo2WblAo2eA
The Zappa version
Never a good reason to cry over losing a mullet.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 05.17.08 - 9:00 pm | #
lost mullets gather no moss?
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Stripes:
Russell Ziskey (Harold Ramis): You could join a monastery.
John Winger (Bill Murray): Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
Russell Ziskey: (LONG pause) Never.
John Winger: So much for the monastery.
(Fr Wm & I completely lose it)
WV -- v. few? I dint no it had any (never saw it -- Straw Dogs blew me away)
Something for the California folks to cool down
punishment at the singapore mascara factory for spilling a gum wrapper:
100 lashes
and in a blink another barrage of puns begin.
"ever seen a real dog-and-pony show?"
I bet the dog walked funny for weeks.
Mlle's process group
What's a process group?
Last Tango in Paris Pt.2 as presented by the National Margarine Council
juan,
that is one odd image...and i actually just got hungry.
i cried because i knew no monk jokes until i met a man who had lost his mullah
Hello mullah...Hello fatwa...
-
Zappa did a pretty good cover of that song.
Terry C - Anti-War Elitist
Ray White and Bobby Martin could freakin' sing...
Juan ono.
Cool.
Carnies Built This Country, The Carnie Part Of It, Anyway. And Though They May Be Ratlike In Appearance, They Are Truly Kings Among Men.
- Homer (the cartoon one)
What a lovely ride today!
NTodd, Poseur | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 9:03 pm | #
that's fantastic.
What a lovely ride today!
Looks like Will Rogers is about to give E a massive hickey.
Glad you guys are havin' fun.
Cynicus is very clever, I think I really like you.
- Homer (the cartoon one)
Spocko | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 9:05 pm | #
NTodd did you make sure and tie your bike up to the hitching post when you were through?
I traveled with a carnival as an errant youth for a period-----
no kidding--------
juan ono | 05.17.08 - 9:02 pm | #
det er kuhl!
the closest i can come is my longtime friend the professional party clown. here is a joke that the party clowns tell when they are hired to entertain the dunken vice presidents and ceos:
why did the easter bunny hide all the eggs?
(timing, timing...)
cuz he didn't want people to know that he was fucking the chickens!
i can't look really cute when wearing a wig and giggling like she did...
.
i thought it was will rogers too!
Any Scrabby peeps here? I am down to one game,not my turn, and jonesing. Help a motha out.
Willendorf Venus
Are we "friends"? I can't keep track
i can't look really cute when wearing a wig and giggling like she did...
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Tacitus Voltaire | 05.17.08 - 9:06 pm | #
Hello mullah...Hello fatwa...
You remember
Leonard Skinner
He got suicided last night after dinner
Boy, Johnny was a real wingnut, wasn't he?
Yep - but the great, ringing guitar at the end of "Bonzo Goes To Bitburg?" His.
(Even though he hated the song, and found it "disrespectful.") Gotta be able to separate the art and the artist, some times...
Tacitus Voltaire | 05.17.08 - 9:06 pm
Wow. I have a friend who is a professional clown too.
She taught me how to eat fire.
'disrespectful'
heh
Hello cowman in the sand
Is this place at your command
Can I stay here for a while
Can I see your sweet sweet smile
Old enough now to change your name
When so many love you is it the same?
It's the bovine in you that makes you want to play this game...
Gromit, patients and their families get together, do some video watching pertaining to the topic of the day--today it was behavioral contracting--and then we discuss it.
Liberal women hearts are all aflutter by Barack Obama. They look at him and want to cheat on their white husbands. That's all he is to them.
CAN OBAMA SIMPLY TELL US WHAT HE WILL DO --- AND MAKE US BELIEVE HIM?
HE'S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT WHAT SOMEONE ELSE DID --- OR WHAT SOMEONE ELSE WILL DO!
TO: DEAN, PELOSI, REID, CARTER, KENNEDY, KERRY AND THE OTHER BIG-WIG DEM MEMBERS WHO SHOULD GET A LIFE. YOU HAVE IGNORED THE VOICES OF THE PEOPLE WHO PUT YOU IN OFFICE.
“DIVIDE” IS PROBABLY WHAT WE WILL GET WITH BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!
HAMAS DID ENDORSE OBAMA. OBAMA DOES HAVE TIES TO MANY ANTI-AMERICANS AND TERRORISTS. DON’T FORGET 9/11!
OBAMA SAID WE HAVE 57 STATES — WHAT COUNTRY IS HE RUNNING IN? WHAT ELSE IS HE HIDING FROM US? WHAT’S HE UP TO NOW?
IS HE PLANNING A MERGER WITH TERRORIST COUNTRIES?
THIS MAN IS DANGEROUS!
Posted by: AMERICA-FIRST | May 17, 2008 6:03:23 PM
from the abc news blog.
She taught me how to eat fire.
Spocko |
that explains a lot
richard core went home last night
and put an apple through his head
of course the actual line is
richard cory went home last night
and put a bullet through his head
simon & Garfunkels first album?
Wow. I have a friend who is a professional clown too.
She taught me how to eat fire.
Spocko | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 9:08 pm | #
the drunken clown parties are the best. you see the best tricks there...
.
It's the bovine in you that makes you want to play this game...
from the abc news blog.
charley | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 9:09 pm
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Perhaps you could leave an URL to which we could all link?
Liberal women hearts are all aflutter by Barack Obama. They look at him and want to cheat on their white husbands. That's all he is to them.
I got us some snowcones today on the waterfront while E watched our bikes. Talked to the vendor who's bummed she won't get to be at the rally tomorrow--but there should be lots of hot, thirsty and hungry people giving her plenty of cash to make up for it.
Anyone who can parody a Neil Young song, I'm proud of you
well drats.
gotta go out and be somewhere.
see youse' laters'............
and if not then
then
another then
punishment at the singapore mascara factory for spilling a gum wrapper:
100 lashes
and in a blink another barrage of puns begin.
George Johnston
Eye eye eye...
Evening all
NTodd, how much longer are you going to be enjoying this grand and glorious voyage?
Hola, Sallyh, LTNC
Deacon Blues!
Where've you been?
I've gotten bored with Scrabulous,
Travian, on the other hand...
OBAMA SAID WE HAVE 57 STATES
it's a heinz thing, you wouldn't understand it...
.
NTodd, how much longer are you going to be enjoying this grand and glorious voyage?
Sadly, taking the redeye tomorrow. But I gotta get home and do stuff before I head down to DC for a week.
OBAMA SAID WE HAVE 57 STATES
it's a heinz thing, you wouldn't understand it...
.
Tacitus Voltaire
He has some catchuping up to do.
100 lashes
and in a blink another barrage of puns begin.
George Johnston
Eye eye eye...
Meanie-meanie
this will probably get cornea
WHY IS OBAMA NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MAILBOXES AND THE KITTY LITTER?!?! WHAT IS HE HIDING??
.
Obama has mustered more superdelegates.
He relishes the primary battle with Hillary.
I've been on an extended tour of the 57 states. They are all unique in their own flavors.
Just been out doing home stuff and other things. Tonight is the little lefty's 13th birthday party sleepover. 4 boys terrorizing the back of the house.
They look at him and want to cheat on their white husbands...
Mandingo! Mandingo!
Speaking of people who are MIA -- what has become of Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers? She's been absent for too long.
WILL OBAMA EVER DENOUNCE I DREAM OF JEANNIE?
Deacon Blues -- what do they call you?
Obama has mustered more superdelegates.
He relishes the primary battle with Hillary.
too bad they don"t condiment each other better
The kitchen and bath remodels are finished and we love our new space.
WHY IS OBAMA NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MAILBOXES AND THE KITTY LITTER?!?! WHAT IS HE HIDING??
Hidey wants one.
Tonight is the little lefty's 13th birthday party sleepover. 4 boys terrorizing the back of the house.
Good lord. You're gonna be up late. Lock up the beer and the wimmin.
what do they call you?
Prior Aelred
Call me irresponsible....
what do they call you?
Prior Aelred
Call me irresponsible....
Deacon Blues
Don't call me late for dinner
Tonight is the little lefty's 13th birthday party sleepover. 4 boys terrorizing the back of the house.
4 13 y.o. boys worth of energy. If you could only put them to a generator, you could run the local township.
condolences.
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Lock up the beer and the wimmin.
Gromit
And double down on the Valium
100 lashes
and in a blink another barrage of puns begin.
Put a lid on it!
Barry from AK in Wilmington | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 9:19 pm | #
i would tell you about our plans to launch LOL-OS but i gots to run...
.
this will probably get cornea
Tralfaz
Just humor us, OK?
Come November the GOP can count on only three voters-Ayn Rand,Jesus and John Wayne.
And they are dead.
Speaking of people who are MIA -- what has become of Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers? She's been absent for too long.
She seemed to disappear after becoming aggravated at people who were dissing southwesterners and their locale.
Vicki said she heard from her a few days back. I sent her an email to say hi, but didn't get a response.
I vaguely remember her saying something about travelling. Hope everything is OK.
Chicken Italiano White Castles?
Blasphemy
Tonight is the little lefty's 13th birthday party sleepover. 4 boys terrorizing the back of the house.
Shit, I remember those days fondly. Pitching our old canvas tent in the back yard, getting the cooler filled with pop (soda for you non-midwestern fucktards), running an extension cord out so we could watch the little black and white RCA TV...
Right now they're down the street at the Elementary School having Nerf wars.
U.S. soldier uses Quran for target practice; military apologizes
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/me...uran/
index.html
Well, that ought to go over real well.
Just humor us, OK?
I am not too optic-mistic about this line of puns.
Update on Ted Kennedy via New England Cable News channel.
It's NOT a stroke.
It's being called a seizure.
Sorry trolls and freeptards, Ted is going to be in the Senate for a while longer.
In other words, I am not in fovea of these puns.
WILL OBAMA EVER DENOUNCE I DREAM OF JEANNIE?
V for Virginia, discouraged
not only will he DENOUNCE HER, HE WILL DENOUNCE, RENOUNCE AND BOUNCE HER!
oh wait, that's my fantasty.
this is going to be the stupidest election ever.
U.S. soldier uses Quran for target practice; military apologizes
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/me...uran/ index.html
Well, that ought to go over real well.
Lumpenprolitariot
So... he was thinking if he killed the book he would kill the belief?
What a dummy, even the govt rejected his claim he didn't know what he was doing.
I am not too optic-mistic about this line of puns.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮
It's myopia that things turn out OK.
kaymoutgottagogetsomedindinandcolddrinksl8rh9rz
"Iris I were in the land of cotton...."
Sorry trolls and freeptards, Ted is going to be in the Senate for a while longer.
Chris Tucker
Oh, the Kennedy Ted....
For a moment, I thought you meant the Stevens version.
In other words, I am not in fovea of these puns.
But you have to admit, it's more entertaining that when we were all singing "O Glaucoma!"
Iranian muslim uses bible for target practice. US drops the bomb.
In other words, I am not in fovea of these puns.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮
There has certainly been an optic in the number of bad ones lately...
But you have to admit, it's more entertaining that when we were all singing "O Glaucoma
There is a kind of astigmatism to being a punster.
And they are dead.
R.Mutt
I have it on good authority that Jesus is a DFH, and will be voting dem.
Hope everything is OK.
Gromit
Me, too. I'm sure she's fine, just don't want her to be mad at the blogiverse.
One king has a retinue, but two kings have a retina.
O Glaucoma
I didn't see that coming!
There is a kind of astigmatism to being a punster.
Yup, it definitely takes a cockeyed sense of humor....
There is a kind of astigmatism to being a punster.
Are you making these bad puns just to focus over?
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Are you making these bad puns just to focus over?
It's my blind spot.
Are you making these bad puns just to focus over?
Takes a lot of nerve.
I had a dog once who smoked. He was a nictitating fiend.
One has to have the sunny disposition of an optometrist to be happy about the future.
Uh oh.
The boys are back!
Baba Wawa and Edward Brooke fucked on the set of 20/20.
Iris these puns would stop.
I love macs. They never suffer from macular degeneration.
Are you making these bad puns just to focus over?
Why do the nearsighted like to hang out at Office Depot?
Because they can se form aisles...
I had a dog once who smoked. He was a nictitating fiend.
We were just talking about that. All of us were we membrane-ing it just like it was yesterday
Eyeball, you ball, we ball....
i'm hiring a private eye to stop this punning. i have the contacts.
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And then there is that nutjob justice, Anthony Scler-i-a.
Iris these puns would stop.
Personally, it's a cross eyed bear
I'm too lasik to comment on anything substantial.
Punning is like being a happy pig covered in mud in a stye.
Punning is like being a happy pig covered in mud in a stye.
Do you have personal experience with this?
I'm too lasik to comment on anything substantial.
That's pretty slitty.
Man from the produce market runs screaming into the Opthalmologist's office, hands clasping an orange protrusionality athwart his right eye; "Get this carrot outa me!"
I just got off iChatting w G/Son and his grandparental units. They gave him ice cream. I am laughing at them; they will be up all fucking night.
Do you have personal experience with this?
No, just the footage of you that you showed to your pupils.
Couldn't figure how to work the word radial into that last one...
Hecate, revenge is lovely, isn't it?
Do any women in here think that NARAL betrayed Senator Clinton?
Teenage boys dream of ommatitium.
Couldn't figure how to work the word radial into that last one...
Too tired?
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Hecate, revenge is lovely, isn't it?
Heh. I signed off saying, "G/Son, ask Pop for more ice cream!" He owes me.
an orange protrusionality athwart his right eye
That's a very cinematic image. You've obvously Bunuel-schooled.
it's a cross eyed bear
virgotex
We have a winner!
Toby
Gas too expensive for you to enjoy your favorite passtime?
Arf! yipeyipeyipeyipe!
Toby, you are interrupting. Very rude.
it's a cross eyed bear
virgotex
We have a winner!
i'm willing to concede the punning contest. It's time for some shut-eye anyway.
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Gromit, yes, he is.
I mean, the grownups are talking. I think
Toby -- do you have any friends? Wouldn't you rather hang out with them? Why is it more entertaining to be an irritant than to associate with people who see things the way you do? Is there something wrong with you?
/rhetorical Qs, one and all.
Virginia, how're you doing, woman?
Been on Facebook w/ a friend who damaged a knee playing soccer --- hope nothing serious (another's husband has prostate cancer -- it IS serious -- has spread -- going to try hormone therapy)
& so Good Luck & Good Night
Sally -- I'm, you know, still here.
i'm willing to concede the punning contest. It's time for some shut-eye anyway.
I see that no one seemss to have gotten the relevance of my Bunuel pun.
Guess I'll just have to take it Un the Chien Andalou-ve it alone for now.
You've obvously Bunuel-schooled.
virgotex
His advice to me was rather odd. Why on earth should I leave the lanscap ON?
Prior
Hope ur friend is ok.
V4V did u ever talk to SLG?
obama supporters are the real racists. they are voting on race alone.
Good night Prior. And good luck to your friend. Fortunately prostate cancer is getting more treatable these days.
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OK folks, now is this PUD person supposedly being SATIRICAL or is he just being a JERK???
Please clarify.
yipeyipeyipeyipe!
Two medium pizzas .... zzzzippp! Gone in the flash of an eye.
Looks like time to reorder.
Is that NTodd half way up the left staircase?
OK folks, now is this PUD person supposedly being SATIRICAL or is he just being a JERK???
it depends on how outrageously bad his spelling is at the moment
pud | 05.17.08 - 9:48 pm
Stop with the projection, coward.
Too tired?
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Cynicus
And that's the rubber. Someone pack up the cards, OK?
Guess I'll just have to take it Un the Chien Andalou-ve it alone for now.
Got it... just couldn't think of a good pun for the Bunuel School of Opthalmic Surgery....
Barry,
You know NTodd doesn't wear pants
You know NTodd doesn't wear pants
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
I don't think that guy was wearing any either.
Two medium pizzas .... zzzzippp! Gone in the flash of an eye.
Well, a medium pie whan I was a kid was 16". Today it's more like 16cm...
mmmmm pizza....
virgotex | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 9:51 pm
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Thanks,but to tell you the truth, when I hear (see) this type of tripe, I don't really address the spelling. However I am still hoping that your answer is that PUD is not being satirical. (I have all of my limbs, toes and fingers crossed actually).
Two medium pizzas .... zzzzippp! Gone in the flash of an eye.
For four 13 yo boys? Not enough food, by a long shot.
Well, a medium pie whan I was a kid was 16". Today it's more like 16cm...
Meanie-meanie, tickle a person
That's a fact, Jack.
How can one be interrupted in a chat room unless one chooses to be interrupted in a chat room?
No wonder Obama keeps wailing abt the politics of distraction: you stupid bastards can't concentrate for anything.
V4V did u ever talk to SLG?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Oh, no; was kidding about that.
Hope he's having a helluva time, though.
Gromit, I only had a daughter...how did your foodshopping budget ever survive two boys?
you stupid bastards can't concentrate for anything.
YOU try coming up with 10 or 12 puns in a row.
No one wants to address this problem: when 90 precent of Africans vote for BO, i't's not racist, but when70% of whites for Clinton, it is, b ecause theyr'e all west virginia racist.
Why will no one redress this inequality?
God won't let John McCain lose.
For four 13 yo boys? Not enough food, by a long shot.
Gromit
No shit, I could eat both of 'em myself.
Toby comes here because he knows that if he did this type of crap in meatspace, he'd never stop getting beat up.
pud is a particularly low level form of troll.
Two medium pizzas .... zzzzippp! Gone in the flash of an eye.
For four 13 yo boys? Not enough food, by a long shot.
Probably why, in wiser days, about the time the boy turned 13, the tribe elders told him it was time for his Manhood Test, and sent him out on his own to feed himself. The tribe couldn't afford the grocery bills.
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how did your foodshopping budget ever survive two boys?
Two carts in the grocery store about every five days when they were in their early teens. Plus they had friends. Their kitchen raids were like swarms of locusts.
That's a fact, Jack.
Deacon Blues
And don't get me started on candy bars...
God won't let John McCain lose.
God doesn't care any more for McCain than he gives a fuck about you.
pud | 05.17.08 - 9:56 pm
We've missed you at the last few meetings.
Why will no one redress this inequality?
Those words do not mean what you think they mean.
God won't let John McCain loose.
you are all afraid to answer my dilemma.
pud | 05.17.08 - 9:56 pm
We've missed you at the last few meetings.
David Duke | 05.17.08 - 9:58 pm | #
what are you talking about, ass?
The farmer and the cowman should be friends.
Eat Mor Chickn
Gromit, ouch.
A friend of ours found out about Ramen noodles in the Costco package when his son hit his early teens.
you are all afraid to answer my dilemma.
Clinical psychiatry is not my specialty.
Sorry.
Frittering....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GKH9fkSHuH0
Trouble!
V for Virginia, discouraged | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 9:57 pm
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I really think I need a text to know how you guys read a troll VS a regular poster. I know I have heard that many are trolls (be them real or imagined), after today I think I need some sort of text.
Why will no one redress this inequality?
Those words do not mean what you think they mean.
how did your foodshopping budget ever survive two boys?
Two carts in the grocery store about every five days when they were in their early teens. Plus they had friends. Their kitchen raids were like swarms of locusts.
Son would come home from track practice while I was cooking dinner and would eat a bowl of apples, a pound of cheese, a box of crackers. I'd put on a dinner of chicken, rice, 2 vegs, and fruit for dessert. He'd eat it all and look for hot chocolate and a plate of home made cookies. Kid was skinny as a rail
Pud comes here to be pulled, and I take a hands-off position on that...
SallyH, should you EVER lack for BadFilm, here's a link to the Archive.Org collection of public domain "monster" flicks.
Warning! Deep Hurting!
God won't let John McCain lose.
Toby Petzold
Rotfl, would that be the Episcopalian God or the Baptist God?
Oh jeez, I'm talking to Toby, I'm appeasing.
pud | 05.17.08 - 9:59 pm |
Stop making passes at me, weirdo.
you are all afraid to answer my dilemma.
Seek Help.
you are all afraid to answer my dilemma.
Your dilemma: you are a fucking coward scared of your shadow.
Clinical psychiatry is not my specialty.
Sorry.
montag | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 10:00 pm | #
When democrats cant fathom an agrument, they mock it instead.
Meanie-meanie, tickle a person
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LOL, now THAT makes sense!
God won't let John McCain loose.
He often throws the dice underneath the couch. Or that's what those determined to believe in him say.
The repubs think that they can win by stoking racism. It's pretty transparent. And pretty stupid. The 28 percenters are reliably racist. The rest of us are Americans.
Rotfl, would that be the Episcopalian God or the Baptist God?
Oh jeez, I'm talking to Toby, I'm appeasing.
Uh, that would mean the Muslim God.
A friend of ours found out about Ramen noodles in the Costco package when his son hit his early teens.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
I had a part time job at McDonald's and pigged out every day there for free. My (single) mom counted her good luck.
Your dilemma: you are a fucking coward scared of your shadow.
Snow (D-SC) | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 10:02 pm | #
havne't I slapped you around enough for one day?
Chris, MWAH!
A man after my own heart!
Hello Sally, how goes it today? Please keep those high temps in CA--it was a beautiful day here in New England today but now it is pouring like mad.
My niece is graduating from UVM tomorrow in Burlington and I hope they have a good day for it.
How is your daughter doing today?
When democrats cant fathom an agrument, they mock it instead.
pud
Better than not being able to spell it.
pud | 05.17.08 - 10:02 pm
When you're too much of a chickenshit to step up to anyone in the "real" world, you come here instead.
I really think I need a text to know how you guys read a troll VS a regular poster. I know I have heard that many are trolls (be them real or imagined), after today I think I need some sort of text.
Polly, dear. Elias was very exercised by this very same problem. He was advised to just read the threads for a while. Instead, he became a Very Annoying Poster Who Pisses Everyone Off.
Just read for a while. This stuff is easy to figure out. Pud may be a troll or a parody troll. It doesn't matter to me, as he's a jerk either way.
Evening all.
Bud Krogh on cspan two is describing himself as a victim for setting up the plumbers in the Nixon white house.
When democrats cant fathom an agrument, they mock it instead.
Uh, no... when you have no argument, we mock you.
Sconset, rumor has it she's getting out of rehab Friday and going to sober living.
I'm hoping that's going to be the case. She's really knuckled down since her relapse.
Oh, and this just in:
Bush Says Saudi Oil Boost `Not Enough' to Ease Prices (
Bloomberg - all 2,129 news articles
Of course not, When the ONLY constituency Bush favors doesn't need to lose a penny or a night's sleep until Dubya steps out of office, what ELSE would the average American expect from the lacks of Dubya. It's always been friends first, the rest of American go fuck yourself.
The Saudis ONLY ever do exactly what Bush tells them too. Bush's say (wink, wink), "keep faithfully price fixing - keep my Texas oil friends happy.
Bush, if that SOB couldn't lie, whatelse would he ever do?
Pud doesn't recognize David Duke? Shit, I still have the "duets" record you recorded with him. (Hint: you were "Lilli."
My niece is graduating from UVM tomorrow in Burlington
V good news. Lotta Atriot spawn graduating this week.
I'm looking forward to when Mlle graduates from college instead of rehab
pud | 05.17.08 - 10:03 pm
You haven't "slapped" anybody. Challenge someone to a fight in the real world and I'll be impressed.
My niece is graduating from UVM tomorrow in Burlington and I hope they have a good day for it.
Sconset, I'll be there! What's her major? Tell her to look for the faculty guy in the gray gown who looks like he had too much coffee before the ceremony and needs to pee.
Light rain in Burlington right now.
Kid was skinny as a rail
Youth, wasted on the young, Hecate.
My wife was helping our 17 year old clothes shop the other day. When she came home, she wanted me to know that she thought our daughter had cancer.
i hollered "What? Why? What sort?", etc. She answereed that the 17 y.o. 's butt was so firm she was afraid it was some sort of tumor.
i just told her, "Love, you and me have forgotten, but at 17, every damn thing is firm. Fuggedaboudit."
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE#
The Oreilly remix.
H
Uh, no... when you have no argument, we mock you.
montag | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 10:05 pm | #
uh,,,no. I clearly demonstrated up above that blacks bvoting for Obama are racist. No one has been able to refute the argument.
Hecate: Are many of them going to school up at UVM or did you mean in general?
Most problems can be solved by listening to Weezer.
i just told her, "Love, you and me have forgotten, but at 17, every damn thing is firm. Fuggedaboudit."
I love you.
Sallyh, a Hard Knocks diploma can be a valuable thing.
But I know you've had a hard year and must be beyond exhaustion at this point.
havne't I slapped you around enough for one day?
You couldn't slap your ass with both hands, coward. You need help to spit on my shoes, coward. You are pathetic boy pretending to be a man. Grow some balls, punk. Quit being scared of everything under the sun.
Gromit | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 10:04 pm
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Very sorry. I have read the entire lot of the text today (at least for the last couple of hours) and for what it's worth, I'm still a bit confused as to who is the troll VS someone else.
Being new has it's unfortunate consequences, but at this point, I am still unsure as to who is who. Perhaps it is because I do not know the regulars vs some of the actual jerk/trolls that speak out.
uh,,,no. I clearly demonstrated up above that blacks bvoting for Obama are racist. No one has been able to refute the argument.
Uh, no, troll. That's an assertion without evidence. It's got to grow up a great deal before it's an argument. Much like you.
The farmer and the cowman should be friends.
sconset
Just in general. Lotta folks mentioning graduating spawn, nieces, nephews, g/kids, etc.
I love hanging w all you elitist folks
No one has been able to refute the argument.
It isn't an argument, coward. You don't know how to argue or fight.
The farmer and the cowman should be friends.
jack
And fuck the sheepherder when they have the chance.
Uh, no, troll. That's an assertion without evidence. It's got to grow up a great deal before it's an argument. Much like you.
montag | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 10:09 pm | #
wrong. I pointed out that Obama gets 90$ of the black vote and no one calls it racist. As further evidence, I point out that clintoon gets 70% of the white vote and everyone calls it racist.
Virgotex, I told her, one thing you're going to have to do is finish your schooling. She wants to change her major--not sure what to--but nursing's not for her.
She said she'd go back in the fall; right now, her primary focus is staying sober and getting right to take care of her baby again.
We went to a graduation party for my nephew's fiancee today. BA fro Cal State Fullerton. Going to work full time for the university in two weeks, while pursuing here teaching credentials. Go girl!
Drunkenness can sometimes cause a seizure.
HOUSEMARTINS - ME AND THE FARMER
Being new has it's unfortunate consequences, but at this point, I am still unsure as to who is who.
That's why you need to keep reading for a while. Hint: the end of the last thread was thoroughly troll infested.
I pointed out that Obama gets 90$ of the black vote and no one calls it racist. As further evidence, I point out that clintoon gets 70% of the white vote and everyone calls it racist.
It's not the vote, but the reasons behind the vote.
Maybe there's anti-white sentiment in the AA votes for Barack, but we have seen evidence, graphic and horrid evidence, that there are anti-black Hillary votes.
Gaining Seats, Democrats Find Their House Ideologically Divided
By CARL HULSE
While much of the Congressional political focus has been on the declining fortunes and numbers of House Republicans, House Democrats have their own problem: They are winning too many elections.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/1...int&
oref=slogin
This is good for Republicans.
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Anyone see pud?
Just in general. Lotta folks mentioning graduating spawn, nieces, nephews, g/kids, etc.
Long as were promoting, our 17 year old of previous mention graduates next weekend. She's off to the University of Louisville with a scholarship. Hopes to be the doctor that i never made it to be.
Fiercely proud? Oh, hell yes.
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Gromit | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 10:13 pm
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Thanks Gromit.
It isn't an argument, coward. You don't know how to argue or fight.
Snow (D-SC) | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 10:09 pm | #
whatever, "doughboy". Dont you get tired of being schoolled?
evidence
Another word that needs to be looked up before use.
Drunkenness can sometimes cause a seizure.
bee
Or a good troll beating.
I am still unsure as to who is who.
I am me.
My niece is graduating from UVM tomorrow in Burlington
V good news. Lotta Atriot spawn graduating this week.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
My G'nephew just got his BS/IST last week. Got his eye on the Masters program already.
Democrats have their own problem: They are winning too many elections.
WTF?
bee | 05.17.08 - 10:12 pm
A broken nose causes blood to gush down your front.
Just sayin'.
We vote too much.
Sufferin' Hussein Succotash | 05.17.08 - 10:15 pm
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Yes, this I have discerned!
Anyone see NTodd?
Nephew, not G'nephew. Jeez, can't tell 'em apart, there's so many...
I am me.
and you are he
wrong. I pointed out that Obama gets 90$ of the black vote and no one calls it racist.
Would it be OK by you if blacks still counted as 3/5th of a person? Nah, might fuck up your numbers...
Eschaton:
Defining Deviancy Down*, Dudes...
*the immortal words of D.P. Moynihan
Sen. Hillary Clinton has lost a large amount of support among African-Americans, with a majority of black Democrats now supporting Sen. Barack Obama,the support of a majority of black Democrats, a poll found. In a national survey by CNN/Opinion Research Corp., 59 percent of black Democrats backed Obama, an Illinois Democrat, for their party's presidential nomination, with 31 percent supporting Clinton, the senator from New York
59% is not 90% Pud
Nosostros somos Nosostros!!
(still the best campaign slogan ever)
She's off to the University of Louisville with a scholarship.
Whoooooo Hooooooooo!
Always glad to read cards for Atriots and their progeny.
Lubyanka
I have a room for you.
whatever, "doughboy".
Hahahaha. Doughboy? You don't even know what that means. Remind me of your earlier lesson. I must have missed it.
Gromit: She is in the School of Nursing. All I know is she worked very, very hard and was going to go into medicine but has changed her mind about med school.
At least she has a job awaiting her but she has to sit for her nursing boards.
I love Vermont--I have very dear friends who live in Stowe and I've spent a good bit of time up there.
Also, Gromit--I love Patrick Leahy and Bernie Sanders. I heard on WAMC (Albany Public Radio) that a dem is running against Gov. Douglas--does he have a chance of beating him?
Obama gets 90$ of the black vote and no one calls it racist.
Hey! I called it racist!
sallyh,
All the best, as ever.. (I dearly hope that things start lookin' up...)
What's the difference between a clogged artery and a clogged toilet?
Oh, he just doesn't listen or reconsider.
Sad news: Yankees are still in last place.
On the bright side, they have the best record of any of the last place teams.
Sen. Hillary Clinton has lost a large amount of support among African-Americans, with a majority of black Democrats now supporting Sen. Barack Obama,the support of a majority of black Democrats, a poll found. In a national survey by CNN/Opinion Research Corp., 59 percent of black Democrats backed Obama, an Illinois Democrat, for their party's presidential nomination, with 31 percent supporting Clinton, the senator from New York
59% is not 90% Pud
Rev Ted Haggard | 05.17.08 - 10:17 pm | #
thats alot of writing to hav e no point there
House Democrats have their own problem: They are winning too many elections.
The last time i saw rationalizations of this caliber, people were laughing at Baghdad Bob.
Today he's the Bushco mouthpiece at the NYT. Who's laughing now?
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I am still unsure as to who is who.
you are a troll.
now summon up another sockpuppet to religitimize yourself -
What's the difference between a republican and a libertarian?
Nothing! They're both fucking morons!
Plowmen dig my earth.
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It doesn't matter what Hillary's support is since she's done.
wrong. I pointed out that Obama gets 90$ of the black vote and no one calls it racist. As further evidence, I point out that clintoon gets 70% of the white vote and everyone calls it racist.
Hmm. Everyone calls it racist. No, not everyone.
Look, Democrats got 100% of the black Democratic vote in the primaries. Is that racist?
What's the difference between a republican and a libertarian?
A Republican is a libertarian with an air force.
90% of black voters back Messiah Obama...not a whiff of racism, not a whiff....
Look, Democrats got 100% of the black Democratic vote in the primaries. Is that racist?
montag | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 10:20 pm | #
uh..yes .
I heard on WAMC (Albany Public Radio) that a dem is running against Gov. Douglas--does he have a chance of beating him?
sconset
Gail Symington, current speaker of the house. She is absolutely terrific. Smart as hell, plain spoken, no nonsense. I think Douglas can be beaten, but it ought to be fairly close.
Does WAMC still have Alan Chartok? God that man is annoying, especially during fund drives.
And best wishes to your niece.
hats alot of writing to hav e no point there
pud
I didnt, Puddy, write it CNN did.
Bill B, they're not looking down at the moment.
Former SIL actually invited us to come swimming with the granddaughter--who's 2 today!-but we had commitments. Ah well.
Looks as if the daughter is taking it seriously this time.
I hope someday to be bragging about her at graduation time, too.
90% of black voters back Messiah Obama...not a whiff of racism, not a whiff....
Lubyanka
How is McCain gonna repudiate that endorsement from Hanoi?
ah yes, only whites are capable of racism, blacks are incapable of it!
I see the ol' Republican switcheroo is underway - damn racist blacks!
Why does Obama say he'd refuse to talk with Hamas but will talk to Iran without preconditions?
That doesn't make any sense.
hey fourlegs.
Mind the troll scat
90% of black voters back Messiah Obama...not a whiff of racism, not a whiff....
Until now, 100% of white men have voted for a white man. I'll donate $100 to the American Cancer Society if you can find a MSM reference calling that racist.
Hahahaha. Doughboy? You don't even know what that means. Remind me of your earlier lesson. I must have missed it.
Snow (D-SC) | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 10:18 pm | #
hahhaahaha! Yiou're running for Senate?
Arf! Yipeyipeyipeyipe!!!
How is McCain gonna repudiate that endorsement from Hanoi?
Another round of bbq and drinks for the reporters, and such a little inconvenience will be gone as though it never existed.........
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That idiotic talking (trolling) point about racism is all they have. They're f%cked.
How is McCain gonna repudiate that endorsement from Hanoi?
That's a tough one
blacks utterly incapable of racism, no question
The Chicken and the Sanders should have teh gaii nuptials.
I'd have to say that the fact that so many black democrats are voting for Obama just proves how fucking brilliant they all are.
Another round of bbq and drinks for the reporters,
Want more sauce on those ribs?
the trollz are utterly incapable of logic
4Legs, how are you and the gurrlz today? Were you home to give them attention?
I have a nauseatingly liberal 65 year-old aunt who says the reason she won't vote for Obama is because of his wife.
Don't tell me Ter-AY-zuh Heinz didn't do great harm to her own consort in 2004!
Piss off the People magazine subscribers and Inside Edition-watchers at your peril.
I am still unsure as to who is who.
you are a troll.
now summon up another sockpuppet to religitimize yourself -
Uncle Pester Lurks | 05.17.08 - 10:19 pm
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Oh please, we have known each other for a couple of years now PLUS we also known few other things that I will refrain from speaking about now.
Actually, I guess I'm naive these days, but I thought we were a bit more friends than enemy. But I suppose that would depend on who is watching.
I would like to continue in a friendly manner and hopefully you will oblige.
I'm appreciating pud more than Polly at the moment. Now that's something weird.
Boy, that Hysterical Appeaser meme sure didn't last long, did it?
Proverbial lead balloon.
4Legs, how are you and the gurrlz today? Were you home to give them attention?
Most of the day. I went out for a little while, but I came back with cat food, so that was okay
From the grave, Albert Einstein poured gasoline on the culture wars between science and religion this week.
A letter the physicist wrote in 1954 to the philosopher Eric Gutkind, in which he described the Bible as “pretty childish” and scoffed at the notion that the Jews could be a “chosen people,” sold for $404,000 at an auction in London.
Crazy fundies clamoring to repudiate Relativity as "just a theory" and demanding that biblical cosmology be taught as an alternative.
Polly, if you're still around, and in case someone else didn't give you an answer, Pud is what Toby wants to devolve to. Full-grown mountain versions have more wits that this troll.
90% black endorsement of Obama totally based on prospective policies!
gee, did Saddam get these kind of election numbers?
How is McCain gonna repudiate that endorsement from Hanoi?
That's a tough one
fourlegsgood, kitteh wrangler
Its an easy question actually.
He will be against it, till they trigger the chip, then he will be for it.
Or else he will ask Cindy for a case of beer.
Piss off the People magazine subscribers and Inside Edition-watchers at your peril.
Geez, that's encouraging. Toby made a joke.
BHO says that Hamas aren't heads of state, so he won't recognize them. He seems to have been told that they are also terrorists, so he makes sure now to include that in his boilerplate.
But since Hamas are the tools of Iran, why would he be willing to meet with The Dinnerjacket but not the help?
Simple: it's elitism.
Yiou're running for Senate?
Yeah. Your point?
Boy, that Hysterical Appeaser meme sure didn't last long, did it?
Proverbial lead balloon.
Sufferin' Hussein Succotash
For them.
For us, it live on and on, thrown back in their faces every chance.
Oh, good god, yes, identity politics are part of democracy. shock and awe and trauma. when my irish catholic aunts and uncles had a chance to vote for an irish catholic in 1960, shockingly they didn't sit down and compare position papers. they just pulled the lever for the papist. and now black people are doing the same. so fucking what?
Gaucho Marx!
I made a joke, Ben!
Boy, that Hysterical Appeaser meme sure didn't last long, did it?
Proverbial lead balloon.
Whatever else you may think of Obama, when Dubbyah tried his Knesset product roll-out, Obama took it head on, challenged King George back, and offered to make a public and publicized debate on the Iraq War and national security with Dubbyah and McCain. And both of them slunk away.
that's how it's SUPPOSED to be played, kids.
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Black support for Obama represents a long suppressed hope of an entire race that has been oppressed for centuries.
It ain't nearly as irrational as the black response to the OJ verdict.
I am sure a lot of her votes do represent latent racist sentiment.
Wow - Trollfest '08!
And people respond to these sacks of shit because exactly why???
toby is even stupider and uglier today than usual.
I didn't think that was possible.
Crazy fundies clamoring to repudiate Relativity as "just a theory" and demanding that biblical cosmology be taught as an alternative.
JT | 05.17.08 - 10:28 pm | #
yes, make fun of people of faith. It will win manyh votes that way.
Gromit: He has an enormous ego and he is on all the time it seems. I mean the guy apparently has never heard of the word humility.
I used to be very generous but I have stopped because of Chartok. He can be so abrasive, condescending and damned right nasty to people--there is no excuse for that.
Gromit: What do you teach? Who are the commencement speakers? They usually have excellent ones up there.
Next weekend where I live we won't be able to move because Smith, Mt. Holyoke, Amherst, UMass, and Hampshire are graduating. Driving is a nightmare and isn't it Memorial Day weekend?
Crazy fundies clamoring to repudiate Relativity as "just a theory" and demanding that biblical cosmology be taught as an alternative.
Yup, next thing you know, it will be, "gravity is just a theory."
JT:
look to the Nazis and Stalinists for your beloved post-religion endgame, asshole
Whatever else you may think of Obama, when Dubbyah tried his Knesset product roll-out, Obama took it head on, challenged King George back, and offered to make a public and publicized debate on the Iraq War and national security with Dubbyah and McCain. And both of them slunk away.
that's how it's SUPPOSED to be played, kids.
It wuz a think of beauty.
4Legs, sadly, I didn't think a president as stupid as Bush was possible, either.
Blech. Just heard John McCain is gonna be on SNL tonight.
ack, thing, not think
And people respond to these sacks of shit because exactly why???
Fun? A challenge? The idea that idiocy shouldn't go unanswered out of fear it might stick?
toby is even stupider and uglier today than usual.
I didn't think that was possible.
fourlegsgood, kitteh wrangler
Trollism is an expanding universe, ever more vacant as you get towards the edges.
I agree, Caligula. But when the candidate in question markets himself as post-racially transcendent, it kinda smells funny. Like it's not possible, except had he been something more before he decided to become everything first.
But since Hamas are the tools of Iran, why would he be willing to meet with The Dinnerjacket but not the help?
[puts finger to lower lip, goes bubububububububububub]
I love Patrick Leahy and Bernie Sanders...
Me too! (Born and raised in VT, knocked on many doors in Bernie's behalf, back in the day). He always came around to throw out the first ball when I coached Little League in the North End, which I always thought was beyond the call of duty...
And let's not forget Senator Jim Jeffords (R) - an honest and principled man who "flipped" to The Dems via his distaste w. the Gingrich Revolution...
But since Hamas are the tools of Iran,
the stoopid, it just never quits, does it.
Simple: it's elitism.
Tobes,
You're right. That n* not only thinks that he's smarter than you are, he actually is smarter than you are. Editor of HLR and all. Married to a gorgeous woman you couldn't, in your most racist fantasies, have. Two gorgeous little girls. A brilliant career. In short, that black man has you beat all to hell.
It just bugs the shit out of you, doesn't it?
Blech. Just heard John McCain is gonna be on SNL tonight.
No one watches that show anyhoo.
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Am I missing anything?
The universe has no edges, Barry.
Or should I call you Barack?
pud lube-an-yankit
yes, make fun of people of faith. It will win manyh votes that way.
Hmmph. Dems not getting the votes of the venal, stupid dominionists, anyway.
No loss there, puddy.
Am I missing anything?
Yes, Dave: the icepick through your ear. That's way, all the difficulties disappear.
4legs:
your Messiah Obama unwittingly attached "appeasement" forever to himself by his case of the satin-and-crinoline vapors after Bush's remarks...
not ready for prime time, this Chicago jiveass
Polly, if you're still around, and in case someone else didn't give you an answer, Pud is what Toby wants to devolve to. Full-grown mountain versions have more wits that this troll.
atablarasa | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 10:29 pm
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Now THAT is information that can help! Heck, you even added color and texture to that post! I almost have an actual picture at this point.
Trollism is an expanding universe, ever more vacant as you get towards the edges.
It's a wonder their haids don't implode from the vacuum inside
It just bugs the shit out of you, doesn't it?
DING DING DING DING DING!
Anything off the top two shelves, lady...
Foreign policy is actuaslly Obama's main advantage. They are more similar on some things than anyone would like to admit, but then there are some things that have an inflated importance (it helps the economy to have a president who isn't retarded, but a president can't necessarily seriously change the economy in even his first few years); nevertheless Obama is the only candidate right now who is not a psychopath itching to massacre Iranians. Americans appear to have woken up to how hard this mideastering thing is and the brainless bravado of Team Conventional Wisdom is a Cole hole in the side of American military confidence.
Shocking fact, toby, nobody's actually post-racial until racism disappears. Obama comes pretty close, and is doing his best to get us all past our moronic history, but he can only do so much. For now, he's the best option we have to move us a little closer to ending that particular bullshit.
I hope everyone had a good day. It was absolutely gorgeous here today. We took a long walk with the dogs and then did yard work. Set up one of our rain barrels, look forward to seeing them work.
The universe has no edges, Barry.
Or should I call you Barack?
Toby Petzold
Well, no, that's not my name, nor is it my nickname.
There is an edge, you just can't get to it numbnutz.
pud and lube, the KY dynamic duo
The panic among the trollz is very comical.
hole, you managed to take the funniest line I've come up with here in weeks and make it into an occasion for an inappropriate diatribe abt nothing but your own half-assed understanding of how people besides you think.
SB
Interested to hear what you think of your rain barrel. I love mine.
your Messiah Obama unwittingly attached "appeasement" forever to himself by his case of the satin-and-crinoline vapors after Bush's remarks...
not ready for prime time, this Chicago jiveass
Lubyanka | 05.17.08 - 10:36 pm | #
Off your meds again? Those hallucinations keeping you up at night?
Am I missing anything?
dave™©
Nope. I've got that movie playing, too.
Ulysseys S.Grant was an appeaser when he talked to R.E. Lee.
Chicago jiveass
My my my...
Gettin' there, gettin' there...
I hope everyone had a good day. It was absolutely gorgeous here today. We took a long walk with the dogs and then did yard work. Set up one of our rain barrels, look forward to seeing them work.
Sounds great.
It was wonderful here in Seattle. Sunny. Mid-80s. It's still bright and warm outside. A good day for errands or just being outside.
Am I missing anything?
dave™©
Nope you got it. It's a Toby pubyankah.
There is an edge, you just can't get to it numbnutz.
I don't know if you knew this, but there's a reason why what we live in is called the Universe.
It's the one thing it has to be: be.
Very nice day in the nation's capital, too.
My grandma was an appeaser, but when she was alive, THAT was a good thing.
Then again, she never tried to give away a country to a NAZI...
John Jay, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, Henry Laurens, and William Temple Franklin were appeasers when they talked to the British in 1783.
Thanks for reminding me of Jeffords, Bill--he was a very decent and honorable man.
The panic among the trollz is very comical.
For a while folks were holding them at bay with puns and recipes.
Southern Beale,
cloudy in the morning, then absolutely beautiful in the afternoon. yesterday's rains made everything verdant. we played around the house, then caught dinner and a movie.
Jeebus lubs babysitters.
In slight fairness, K&Y, hillary's no psycho either, but the fact that she feels she has to play one on TV sucks, for her and for all women.
When I see ontological proofs for anything I reach for my revolver.
It's the one thing it has to be: be.
Toby Petzold
No, not according to you. According to you, Jebuz could make it all go away at 10:30pm.
Hecate, when I was about 5 my grandparents took me out to a farm. All went well, or so I'm told, until the grownups heard the most awful squalling out behind the house. They rushed out to find me "trying to give the kitten a drink" from the rain barrel. The kitten apparently perceived it more like a drowning...
Took many years before my family would drop that...
When I see ontological proofs for anything I reach for my revolver.
There's a Far Side cartoon in there somewhere.
If banning for death threats is good enough for beloved (or begrudged) regulars, then shirely banning for death threats is good enough for fucking trools.
Who's running this asylum?
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The panic among the trollz is very comical.
fourlegsgood, kitteh wrangler
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi sweetheart.
You have to cut the Repukes some slack. They'e still trying to live down the fact that they thought Hitler was no big deal back in the 30s.
Barry:
Ulysseys S.Grant was an appeaser when he talked to R.E. Lee.
No, he was the conqueror. This new guy? He wants to bribe and stroke the Dinnerjacket before the advantage can be pressed.
This disaster is just now coming online. America won't permit y'alls stupidity to saddle us with an unjustified demagogue.
Blech. Just heard John McCain is gonna be on SNL tonight.
No one watches that show anyhoo.
When the younger set ask me how old i aqm, i answer "Old enough to remember when Saturday Night Live was funny."
Many are amazed that i'm that old. And those under 30 can't imagine that it ever was.
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It's the one thing it has to be: be.
And it be expanding.
well, one man likes to push a plow...
Maybe Jesus Asteroid.
They'e still trying to live down the fact that they thought Hitler was no big deal back in the 30s.
He enabled Prescott to buy some nice beach front property.
Is there a full moon tonight? That is the only conclusion I can come to because this place is troll city.
When I see a revolver, I reach for my ontologists
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This disaster is just now coming online. America won't permit y'alls stupidity to saddle us with an unjustified demagogue.
Why not? We've been saddled with your unjustified demagogue for seven fuckin' years.
Obama is the only candidate right now who is not a psychopath itching to massacre Iranians.
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Only Afghans. And a few Pakistanis.
sconset, 96% full waxing gibbous.
He wants to bribe and stroke the Dinnerjacket before the advantage can be pressed.
The advantage? Be pressed? What the fuck are you talking about? You have to press it in a negotiation. Otherwise, nothing is happening.
snow:
And it be expanding.
Only from the centerless center.
Sconset,
I teach molecular genetics and biochemistry (that answer is a sure conversation-stopper at parties).
And I treat commencement speakers the way I do symphony programs; I just show up and act surprised.
[goes to check}
Speaker is Julia Alvarez (who is a local)
Little Boots
Please enlighten us. When you're a politician making public statements about policy and intention while running for the biggest military overseeing job on Earth what exactly is the difference between saying something and just pretending you're saying something? Do the Iranians have any particular reason to doubt the word of the Senator from New York?
Is there a full moon tonight?
There's a bathroom on the right...
Hecate and Southern Beale-
Are either of you using the water from your barrels to sprinkle?
if so, do you use a pump between the barrell and the hose?
I need to get one, looking for recommendations.
Franklin and Co. appeaser?
Jesus, that was one of the greatest diplomatic victories in history.
Okay, seriously, Toby, what advantage is it we're supposed to press. Which pro-Iranian faction in occupied Iraq are we supposed to advance in order to piss off the dinner jacket? Do you have even the slightest idea what is going on over there?
me "trying to give the kitten a drink"
I'm sure your heart was in the right place!!!!!!!
There's a fat moon tonight.
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96% full waxing gibbous.
I've always wanted to see a depilatorized ape.
My heart was in the right place; it was the "execution" that was a little off...
And a few
Moron Troll says what?
Here in "Godforsaken" Michigan it was about sixty-five near the lake with a light breeze and about seventy-five on the other side of town with bright sun.
(All in all a beautiful day with an amazing bounty of trees and flowers in bloom everywhere nurtured by the omnipresent water from the myriad lakes, streams, and rivers that are bursting from their banks.)
Are either of you using the water from your barrels to sprinkle?
if so, do you use a pump between the barrell and the hose?
I need to get one, looking for recommendations.
Mine works purely on gravity. I drain H2O from the rain barrel into watering can and use the watering can to water wherever I want.
I just got it last year, but I love it.
I have it hooked up so that H2O from my sump pumps fills it up and I use it wherever I want.
Moron Troll says what?
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
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How's ChiDy's dildo feeling?
The bottom line is that the fewer Muslim nukes there are, the more likely it is that Homo sapiens will make it out of the crib and into the Solar System to make colonies.
This time without the natives to destroy.
The panic among the trollz is very comical.
They take "Fear of a Black Planet" to heart. But then they have nothing else, so--
Little Boots | 05.17.08 - 10:45 pm | #
Stop! You're hurting me! Cease feeding this shmuck.
96% full waxing gibbous.
Great time to do magic.
Our rain barrel is just slightly higher than the stuff we water with it, so we just hook a hose up and let gravity do the work.
BTW, is it exceptionally stupid in here, or is that just pud/tubby/lubeyerwanker?
sallyh
enjoying your vacation? from above it sounds like things are starting to work out, how's the thinking on that other gig going?
the fewer Muslim nukes there are, the more likely it is that Homo sapiens will make it out of the crib and into the Solar System to make colonies.
This is how dumb it is.
Here in "Godforsaken" Michigan it was about sixty-five near the lake with a light breeze and about seventy-five on the other side of town with bright sun.
Isn't the Muskegon-ly sort of area of which you speak?
96% full waxing gibbous.
I've always wanted to see a depilatorized ape.
Homo Sap. the Third Chimpanzee. The bald ape.
"Evolved from monkeys"? Hell, i hope so. 'Cause many days i fear we are degenerated from them.
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k&y, do you actually believe everything that a politician says, especially on the campaign trail? Really? do you honestly believe that Hillary Clinton seriously wants to nuke Iran? If not, why not?
dildo feeling
Moron Troll says what?
Jesus Christ Tobes fuck you.
This is how dumb it is.
It's almost performance art.
Only from the centerless center.
Toby Petzold
That would be the Earth, according to Bush.
V4V, it's the methane from the troll effluvia- it makes a fog of stupid
This is how dumb it is.
Truly amazing. Thanks, Hecate, I was tempted to respond to that one just purely because it was *so* off the beam...
96% full waxing gibbous.
That usually makes me reach for the Q-tips.
They'e still trying to live down the fact that they thought Hitler was no big deal back in the 30s.
Ted Kennedy's dad thought Hitler was just great and said democracy was in decline. Does that make Ted a Nazi sympathizer today? No, he won't even meet with Gerry Adams anymore.
Jesus, that was one of the greatest diplomatic victories in history.
angryspittle
They was talking to the enemy. In Tobes view, that would be appeasing.
You know, Tobes. All of you guys fearing illegals taking jobs could unionize and protect yourselves.
If not, why not?
Was anybody really stupid enough to believe that Goldwater would use 'em?
That would be the Earth, according to Bush.
Figurin' out the Almagest is work--hard work!
V4V, it's the methane from the troll effluvia- it makes a fog of stupid
Too bad we can use it as alt.energy
BTW, is it exceptionally stupid in here, or is that just pud/tubby/lubeyerwanker?
V for Virginia, discouraged | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 10:48 pm | #
Yeah ... whoever put these dopes on the Repuke payroll has lowered their standards to new depths. I never thought it possible, frankly.
Hecate if you can do magic--can you make this idiots disappear? Please, please, please.
Grommit: Wow--you certainly earned the summer off. Do you stay up there or do you go elsewhere for summer break?
muslim nukes. the only muslim nukes i know of are in pakistan, which we support.
Oh, it's the Kamos and Yandy of the Non-anti-Semite Anti-Semite Review!
Toby talks a big game for a man who's deigned to don a uniform and fight for what he supposedly believes in.
Instead he'd rather set fire to helpless canines because he knows they can't fight back.
Figurin' out the Almagest is work--hard work!
Sufferin' Hussein Succotash
Hell yea its hard to figure out, it's a freaking book! Full of Math and such.
Too bad we can use it as alt.energy
Not really suitable without treatment. It's sour gas... too much sulfur.
It just bugs the shit out of you, doesn't it?
(Nothing but net!) Have I mentioned lately that I esteem you?
pretzel:
muslim nukes. the only muslim nukes i know of are in pakistan, which we support.
Are you going to support BHO's invasion of Pakistan to get OBL?
Great time to do magic.
Those white candles? They're burning for you.
muslim nukes. the only muslim nukes i know of are in pakistan, which we support.
We're gonna give some reactors to Saudi Arabia in the hopes they'll sell us some more oil.
Mrs. Ibrahim, letting it rest over the weekend.
Things could be--and have been--much, much worse.
How're the babes?
Yeah ... whoever put these dopes on the Repuke payroll has lowered their standards to new depths. I never thought it possible, frankly.
Brøøklyn Gi®l, flîttérmøüse
The really sad thing is that these poor saps are making asses of themselves in public for free.
What a pack of dupes.
He always came around to throw out the first ball when I coached Little League in the North End
We're in the South End, and the northsiders regularly beat the crap out of us in Little League (my kids played ca. 1993).
It got so bad that, in the middle of one trouncing, Dr Mrs Gromit got in the face of some North End parent and said "Well our kids are better at spelling!"
Not really suitable without treatment. It's sour gas... too much sulfur.
Well it could be like Vespene Gas...sent to processors.
/starcraftgeek
Oh, it's the Kamos and Yandy of the Non-anti-Semite Anti-Semite Review!
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 10:53 pm | #
amazing, just amazing.
Who's invading Pakistan?
Was anybody really stupid enough to believe that Goldwater would use 'em?
I donno if you were keepin' up on current events 45 years ago, but the Cuban Missile Crisis had just happened and believe me that sobered up a lot of people about any use of nukes on anybody. For AuH20 to have popped off the way he did was sheer dumbass. I know we're all supposed to be sentimental about Barry nowadays but at that time he sounded totally off the wall.
French:
Toby talks a big game for a man who's deigned to don a uniform and fight for what he supposedly believes in.
You're an illiterate sack of crap.
Instead he'd rather set fire to helpless canines because he knows they can't fight back.
Really? When did this happen? I say you're a liar.
Was anybody really stupid enough to believe that Goldwater would use 'em?
k&y-yellow&hardworking
Yea, they were. And voted in great numbers to keep his hands off of em.
Hindsight is one thing, but those of us who lived at the time remember the fear.
And the most famous TV Political ad of all time just drove it home.
Isn't the Muskegon-ly sort of area of which you speak?
montag
Yes, we walked the dogs at the old soap box derby track today in the woods at Beachwood Park. You from the area.
(I would really LOVE to have JP walk with us once and see the "Curve" -- where I spent my wasted youth -- and Pere Marquette Park and make him eat his words. But I guess not. . . .)
muslim nukes. the only muslim nukes i know of are in pakistan, which we support
Georgie has announced that he's sending his BFF Sauds some enriched U-235. Expect Saudi nukes just in time to keep Saudi Arabia as the Deciders in OPEC instead of the newly-biggest Iranians (after Iran gathers in the Shiite Iraqis and their oil fields due to Dubbyah's Great Desert Fuckup).
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Yeah, you're probably right, Sufferin. It's late and I'm pissy and I'm arguing with k&y, and I'm not entirely sure why.
SallyH, I hope you are happy. I know you haven't had the best time lately.
beautiful: Hamas, Hizbollah and the whole jihadist world wanking over Obama!
Oh, it's the Kamos and Yandy of the Non-anti-Semite Anti-Semite Review!
Toby Petzold
Kodos is offended
Hussein Obama!
You're an illiterate sack of crap.
For an illiterate sack of crap, he certainly managed to write down the truth.
Toby is a coward.
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
blog dedicated to old k-mart ads
I just realized... Toby reminds me of Dick on Veronica Mars, only without the girls or the money or Dick's brilliance.
But I still think Hillary is just throwing shit out there, hoping it will make her president, knowing it won't.
id certainly support a police action, with the support of our purported ally the pakistan government, to round up osama. obama has made sense on this so far, from what i have heard.
I just realized... Toby reminds me of Dick on Veronica Mars, only without the girls or the money or Dick's brilliance.
Vinnie Van Lowe
Toby reminds me of Dick on Veronica...
That's why I always liked Betty better.
Grommit: Wow--you certainly earned the summer off. Do you stay up there or do you go elsewhere for summer break?
Sigh. Working straight through. I'm a department chair, so have a ton of end of the year stuff to do (mostly financial and HR), and I'm reviewing grants for and NIH meeting next week, have my own research lab to supervise, and papers to write. And then I teach medical students, who start about August 1. Summers are too damn short.
You from the area.
Used to be, for a few years. Worked for the City of Muskegon engineering department in another life. Even worked at Seaway Garages for a while.
Little Boots, life is better. I've got 54 days, my daughter finally appears to be improving, and Monsieur and I are doing fine. Like to see more of my granddaughter, but that may have to wait.
You know that ad wasn't aired like today's every ten seconds ads?
And:
Kamos and Yandy? What is that supposed to mean?
Jihadis of the World Find Their Candidate For POTUS:
Barack Hussein Obama!
you g-g-g-go, j-j-j-jihadist d-d-d-dudes!
i bet toby is just ecstatic over giving the saudis uranium. goodbye, solar system.
id certainly support a police action, with the support of our purported ally the pakistan government, to round up osama.
We're not sending our troops anywhere for any reason until we get some things straightened out first.
Hecate, exactly right!
Michelle Obama is one hot mama! Smart is sexy.
And poor tobypudluby will NEVER, EVER have a chance to ever get next to someone as smart and hot as Michelle.
Likewise, someone as smart as Michelle would NEVER, EVER want to even be on the same side of the street with tobypudluby, let alone actually be near them.
And finally, here's what really pisses them off royally.
Here I am, 56, overweight (but working on it) arthritic, diabetic, out of shape, why, even an ugly old white guy like myself, I get hot, brainy chicks (well, chick) throwing themselves (well, themself) at me.
Why, because I'm smart, liberal, funny, do not take myself seriously, and, (as I was told) the proof that Kimiko-san made the right choice, was my then current bedside book, a volume of Feynman's Caltech physics lectures.
The best tobypudluby can do is buy the services of some REALLY desperate crack whore.
Sucks to be you guys, and that's not even factoring in your tiny, useless penises!
HAW! HAW! HAW!
id certainly support a police action, with the support of our purported ally the pakistan government, to round up osama. obama has made sense on this so far, from what i have heard.
pretzelattack | 05.17.08 - 10:57 pm | #
Well, its not like the AWOL cokehead's response about Bin Laden, "I don't really think that much about him" made sense.
Sinbad is fixing to whip up on the cyclops on TCM, after he's sprung.
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Gromit, what summer?
On top of the usual summer catching up, I've got two classes to teach now.
And the most famous TV Political ad of all time just drove it home.
Barry from AK in Wilmington | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 10:55 pm | #
You mean this one?
the idea that scary scary Islamic Republic of Iran means the House of Saud will be getting, courtesy of a Texas Republican, nukular stuff, is just too fucking funny.
I hope Likud and Kadima have been properly consulted about the House of Saud's upcoming nukular weapons astride the House of Saud's F-22s. that ought to keep Israel safe, dagnabbit.
Snow:
For an illiterate sack of crap, he certainly managed to write down the truth.
No, he managed to say the opposite of what he intended in his first remark and is a goddamned liar in the second.
But besides that? Great analysis.
My back is sinking low, and i do believe it's time.
Good night to all ye friends, farmer and cowboys/men/persons alike. good night and good luck!
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