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Moo.
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MooHICA!
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Yay! Non-trollish space!
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HICA! HICA!
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Jeffraham Prestonian |
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no fair, haloscan wouldn't post my post
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Bush An "Appeaser," Says Egyptian Press
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/
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I wonder when we invade.
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Good evening, fiends.
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the cowman is an environmental disaster and one of the things we can all do is eat less beef and only eat grass fed not corn fed beef and try to avoid factory farm grown and processed beef.
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Nice typo.
[gives self dopeslap]
Gromit |
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In re Atrios' Deep Thought: When does a 'cowboy' become a 'cowman'?
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Cynicus |
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The troll-shit's as high as an elephant's eye....
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BOB WILLS / MILKCOW BLUES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E...h?v=EF-
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"Don't fence me in..."
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I can be your third-best friend or your 16th worst nightmare. Depends on what costume you like to imagine me wearing.
French Maid?
Both at the same time?
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In re Atrios' Deep Thought: When does a 'cowboy' become a 'cowman'?
Cowman is sometimes called a bull. A cow wearing pinstripes and a bowler hat.
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only eat grass fed not corn fed beef

Gromit |
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I'm just a girl who can't say no.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
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When does a 'cowboy' become a 'cowman'?
See Brokeback Mtn
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In re Atrios' Deep Thought: When does a 'cowboy' become a 'cowman'?
It's a mooed point.
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The farmer and the cowman both want to fuck everyone else out of their land. Of course, both of them will in turn be fucked by the oilman and the mineman.
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HULK SMASH!!
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A male cow wearing pinstripes...
And probably Prince Charles shoes. Two pair.
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Barry from AK in Wilmington
Not one of your more exotic locales, Barry.
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It's a mooed point.
Your lack of punning skills causes me a lot of angus.
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I'm just a girl who can't say no.
Don't you mean "Nnn?"
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The farmer and the cowman both want to fuck everyone else out of their land. Of course, both of them will in turn be fucked by the oilman and the mineman.
JeffCO
Or the bankman.
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In re Atrios' Deep Thought: When does a 'cowboy' become a 'cowman'?
It's a mooed point.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
Oh, that's a lot of bull.
You're just trying to steer us in the wrong direction.
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It's a mooed point.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
I am too tired for puns tonight. I only had de-calf.
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Not one of your more exotic locales, Barry.
Gromit
What???
Being in the land of Mean Jean Schmidt isn't exotic?
It's gotta be exotic here, there isn't a Luby's Cafeteria for miles and miles.
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cow puns flop
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Elvis Presley-Milk Cow Blues Boogie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
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both of them will in turn be fucked by the oilman and the mineman.
Then, some fool will come along and build suburbs w no zipcars or trollies or light rail.
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cow puns flop
Udderly.
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You're just trying to steer us in the wrong direction.
Hereford on out you should be banned for your puns.
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Son's energy investment company retreat just did a reprise of this tune as the OK wind farmers and the ranchers are only just learning to be friends...
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everyone will settle down once a nominee is chosen.
maybe.
for the record, i'd have voted for hillary.
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All I can think of is Spocko's filk from the other day:
The preacher and the gay man should be friends
The preacher and the gay man should be friends
One man wants to pray to god
The other wants to marry Todd
That's no reason why they can't be friends
California folks should stick together
California folks should all be friends
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cow puns flop
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MisterX
Bad cow pun
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cow puns flop
Just because they're not your brand of humor....
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cow puns flop
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I herd that.
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Deeper thought: distinguish between dairy farmer and cattleman.
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In re Atrios' Deep Thought: When does a 'cowboy' become a 'cowman'?
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When it's the title of a song from "Oklahoma" ...
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"The farmer and the cowman should be friends."
I believe that man and fish can co-exist.
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"Cowboy's Delight Deener...I'm a cowboy!
Give me that meat pill!!"
/Ren Hoek
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I'm just a girl who can't say no.
Don't you mean "Nnn?"
Ni. I meant, "Ni." I'm just a girl who can't say, "Ni."
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When does a 'cowboy' become a 'cowman'?
The cowboy works for the cowman.
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Chimpy is a goat-roper.
Out here that's a big insult.
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Your lack of punning skills causes me a lot of angus.
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Nobody's oxen you.
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Ni. I meant, "Ni." I'm just a girl who can't say, "Ni."
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:31 pm | #

Brøøklyn Gi®l, flîttérmøüse |
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I have no steak in milking cow puns.
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Clamation Cows with Guns, new to me. I'd seen the flash version though.
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Ever notice how when the punning starts, the trolls flee?
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I have no steak in milking cow puns.
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i don't bullieve you.
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The farmer and the cowman should be friends.
Atrios has not seen "Heaven's Gate".
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Nobody's oxen you.
Hey, it's teat for tat.
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Deeper thought: distinguish between dairy farmer and cattleman.
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Jonah Goldberg has done it so we don't have to!
Phila, Pizen Sarpint |
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These puns are udderly ridiculous. I can't horn any more of them. It's such bull.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
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05.17.08 - 8:33 pm | #
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Frank Rich: Why the Repukes and Maverick can't escape Chimpy's death-grip
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/1...ion/
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Speaking of angus, the Black Angus steakhouse shut down all its Colorado locations recently.
I always wanted to go there at 3 am and steal the "G" from the sign.
Now I won't get the chance.
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Atrios has not seen "Heaven's Gate".
To judge by box office, no one did.
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I have no steak in milking cow puns.
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i don't bullieve you.
Brøøklyn Gi®l, flîttérmøüse
I wouldn't steer you wrong.
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I always wanted to go there at 3 am and steal the "G" from the sign
Somebody had a link to a shot where they did that for MacDonald's New Angus Burger.
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Hey, it's teat for tat.
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Well, you can't blame me for being in a hoof.
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Real men don't milk goats.
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Ever notice how when the punning starts, the trolls flee?
The only humor they "get" is yellow bile.
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Real men don't milk goats.
Gromit
Or horses...
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Atrios has not seen "Heaven's Gate".
To judge by box office, no one did.
I've seen it - it's pretty good, actually.
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Ever notice how when the punning starts, the trolls flee?
I wonder why cow puns make them hide...
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Ever notice how when the punning starts, the trolls flee?
Better than recipes
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Well, you can't blame me for being in a hoof.
It is too easy to buffalo you.
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noblejoannie has a Facebook friends request
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I bet if we joined hands and sang, I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke, they'd run away too.
We'll be ike the Whos in Whoville.
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Atrios has not seen "Heaven's Gate".
To judge by box office, no one did.
I saw it. It's really no bad. It just cost waaaaay too much to make. I read Cimino took almost one hundred takes of someone cracking a bullwhip before he got one he liked.
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The Train with Burt Lancaster has to be one of the coolest WWII movies I've ever seen.
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I ribbed my eyes and asked Chuck if there was a porter in the house.
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I wonder why cow puns make them hide...
There is a novelabout this being written by Amy Tan.
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Atrios has not seen "Heaven's Gate".
To judge by box office, no one did.
I've seen it - it's pretty good, actually.
JeffCO | 05.17.08 - 8:36 pm
Terence Malick's stuff is always visuallly stunning.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=nd8ffo3zFMw
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Prior--I signed up awhile ago but have not done anything with the account. I rarely check that email account, in fact, so don't take my silence as a rejection!
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I wonder why cow puns make them hide...
George Johnston | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:37 pm | #
Been ruminating on that myself.....
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This Montanan avoids horses and cattle whenever possible. They step on your feet and shit on the road. They infest backcountry trails with swarms of biting flies. The cows are good to eat, however, but like everyone else we get our beef from Iowa feed lots.
Most be-booted, be-hatted cowboys and cowgirls you run into at the Mint or that steak place up in Logan are faux all the way down to that big silver rodeo buckle they wear. All hat; no cattle; but with mighty big pickups. Most men and women who work cattle wear carharts, rubber boots,seed hats, and round up the herd with ATV's.
Good god, the western mythos dies hard.
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The Train with Burt Lancaster has to be one of the coolest WWII movies I've ever seen.
puppethead
Sgt. York was surprisingly good.
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Real men don't milk goats.
Gromit
Or horses...
Milk a mare, and someone's going to make kumiss out of it. And once there's kumiss, someone's gonna drink it. And once the kumiss drunk has started, it doesn't end until the Horde has poured out of the Gobi, and all the Middle Kingdom's aflame, and someone wakes up with Hell's own hangover saying "I'm the Great Kahn? You're shitting me, bro."
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oops that wasn't a Malick film, was it?
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I wonder why cow puns make them hide...
George Johnston
It goes against their grain...
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Terence Malick's stuff is always visuallly stunning.
virgotex | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:38 pm | #
True enough, but that was Cimino. You're thinking of "Days of Heaven."
Phila, Pizen Sarpint |
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Black Angus!
Time for some Patton Oswalt!
Uncle Smokes |
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When was the cattle pun bisontennial?
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Terence Malick's stuff is always visuallly stunning.
You're thinking of Days of Heaven.
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Ever notice how when the punning starts, the trolls flee?
Nah, most likely their mommies made them get off of the computer and do their homework.
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I raise a holstein of lager to you all for the puns...
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It goes against their grain...
Meanie-meanie, tickle a person | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:39 pm | #
It comes from their deep-seated fear of the Udder.
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The Train with Burt Lancaster has to be one of the coolest WWII movies I've ever seen.
One of my favorites.
I like it so much, I once stole the plot.... er, I mean I paid homage to it in a cartoon episode I wrote.
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yeah, Phila, I reached that conclusion, a bit too late.
I just woke up from a three hour nap. Brain still asleep.
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"Days of Heaven" is as beautiful a film that has ever been photographed.
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you mean "hyde"
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=nd8ffo3zFMw
We know we belong to the land.
I think that's a big part of what we've lost.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
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True enough, but that was Cimino. You're thinking of "Days of Heaven."
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:39 pm | #
maybe something is wrong with me but I thought that was a gorgeous film.
and that it 'worked.'
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Thanks for the link, Hecate.
It's my favorite musical. :
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
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I like it so much, I once stole the plot.... er, I mean I paid homage to it in a cartoon episode I wrote.
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We know we belong to the land.
I think that's a big part of what we've lost.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Exactly why I became a naturalist.
virgotex |
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I like it so much, I once stole the plot.... er, I mean I paid homage to it in a cartoon episode I wrote. Toonscribe
It was so weird your parents named you Toonscribe!
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Toons, warm enough for you?
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ronnie hawkins [rockabilly arkansas star who relocated to canada and used 'the band' i.e. 'the hawks' as his backup group for some time]
was on set for months and had a horse 'exploded' from under him.
almost all his scenes were cut.
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maybe something is wrong with me but I thought that was a gorgeous film.
and that it 'worked.'
juan ono | 05.17.08 - 8:41 pm | #
Which one?
The only problem with "Days of Heaven" is the casting of Brooke Adams and Richard Gere, IIRC. And that's a pretty minor quibble, really.
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Sgt. York was actually WWI (not II) -- Paths of Glory was good (I would say "over the top" but someone might think I was joining in the punning)
Prior Aelred |
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So do I take a second shower before going out, even though I'll be just as sticky and miserable ten minutes after?
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It was so weird your parents named you Toonscribe!
JeffCO | 05.17.08 - 8:43 pm | #
I come from a long line of oracles.
Toons, warm enough for you?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 05.17.08 - 8:43 pm | #
I feel like the Wicked Witch of the West -- "I'm melting! Meeelllllting!"
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Good god, the western mythos dies hard.
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nobody understands why I tie my 3-speed bike up to the hitching post.
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Heaven's Gate really is an amazing movie. It wasn't bad, it was just so expensive to make it bankrupted the studio. And probably too long for movie audiences.
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i once saw a cow barf up after over-eating. Looked like that meal met a dead end. The mess was a cud-de-sac
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Which one?
The only problem with "Days of Heaven" is the casting of Brooke Adams and Richard Gere, IIRC. And that's a pretty minor quibble, really.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:43 pm | #
days of heaven---
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You poor folks from Cali- it's hotter there than here.
Do you at least get relief at night?
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Atrios isn't thinking here. Farmers and Cowmen are natural enemies. Farmers protect for cultivation vast area of land in which they need to ward off all animal and human trespassers. Cowmen need free access to vast areas of land so their cows can graze. The range wars were fought over these conflicting priorities for the same land.
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Nah, most likely their mommies made them get off of the computer and do their homework.
"Elias" is probably busy developing his next "good citizen, destined to go bad" sockpuppet identity to replace the current model.
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was on set for months and had a horse 'exploded' from under him.
what in the flying fuck were they feeding that horse??!?!?
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Cynicus |
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"I just woke up from a three hour nap."
That's not a nap; it's a good night's sleep for some people.
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Sure, just piss of and leave me below while I do painstaking research to find hilariousness by Spocko. What do I care, you pack of bastards?
The preacher and the gay man should be friends
The preacher and the gay man should be friends
One man wants to pray to god
The other wants to marry Todd
That's no reason why they can't be friends
California folks should stick together
California folks should all be
friends
I think there was more but I can't locate it . . .
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Are you going to milk some more puns out of this JeffCo? Cud I'm digging through the ruminants of this tread and I don't see how you can find any new ones.
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Toons, I tend to run cold and can abide temperatures that make others take their lawn chairs to the frozen food aisle.
If I think it's hot, it's got to be damn hot.
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A trombone is a longhorn.
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what in the flying fuck were they feeding that horse??!?!?
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Cynicus | 05.17.08 - 8:47 pm | #
heh.
i think it was a cannon firing or something.
that scene going round and round I'm guessing.
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Hmmm...got a hankering for some food, now, thanks to the cow puns.
Y'all take care of your good selves.
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Yes, California is hotter than I have ever seen in May. There are all kinds of records being set this week...
Geez, I hate the heat
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The only problem with "Days of Heaven" is the casting of Brooke Adams and Richard Gere, IIRC. And that's a pretty minor quibble, really.
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Interestingly, when I finally saw "Heavens Gate" after the critical thrashing, I liked it overall better than "Days of Heaven". Maybe it was a reverse hype reaction...
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I like war movies. Stripes is my favorite. No Time For Sergeants is good. Beetle Bailey is the best comics strip. Ten-hut!
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Are you going to milk some more puns out of this JeffCo? Cud I'm digging through the ruminants of this tread and I don't see how you can find any new ones.
Spocko
Maybe Simels should help. He knows Jersey after all.
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This thread needs more cowbell....
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Thank you Virginia and MikeJ. Your quatloos are in the mail. (And good news, the quatloo is tied to the loonie, NOT the US dollar!)
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Watching a special about the Ramones.
Boy, Johnny was a real wingnut, wasn't he?
Stands up at the Hall of Fame and says "god bless [Monkey Boy] Bush".
Jebus Chripes on iceskates.
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We know we belong to the land.
I think that's a big part of what we've lost.
You're right.
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The range wars were fought over these conflicting priorities for the same land.
I thought it wasn't really the land they were fighting over, but the water.
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Gotta go. My better hoof calls from the udder room.
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Quit beefing and comment, people!
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nobody understands why I tie my 3-speed bike up to the hitching post.
juan ono
I understand perfectly. I just don't understand why there is a hitching post...
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Both farmers and ranchers have had a negative impact on the American environment.
Both are responsible for land fragmentation : loss of habitate
Both are responsible for stopping the great fires that replenished the plains:
creation of vegatative monocultures.
both are responsible for damming and redirecting water: erosion and drought.
It's mostly a question of scale.
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Paths of Glory was good
the condemned men are awaiting execution]
Corporal Paris: See that cockroach? Tomorrow morning, we'll be dead and it'll be alive. It'll have more contact with my wife and child than I will. I'll be nothing, and it'll be alive.
[Ferol smashes the roach]
Private Ferol: Now you got the edge on him.
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fortunately confusing 'heavens' gate' and 'days of heaven' is totally understandable.
confusing 'straw dogs' and 'annie hall' would be baffling.
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Sallyh, We had 60° and glorious sunshine for our graduate school ceremony today. 'Twas too long, as always, but a happy event.
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I understand perfectly. I just don't understand why there is a hitching post...
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some things.........die hard
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Any Scrabby peeps here? I am down to one game,not my turn, and jonesing. Help a motha out.
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nobody understands why I tie my 3-speed bike up to the hitching post.
Allman Bros had a song about that. 
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well you know how it is when you are dealing with bugs in software: find 'em, fix 'em, and ferget 'em
can't imagine why people get such funny looks on their faces when i say that...
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You talkin' scrabby or scrappy?
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Gravatarfortunately confusing 'heavens' gate' and 'days of heaven' is totally understandable.
confusing 'straw dogs' and 'annie hall' would be baffling.

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Allman Bros had a song about that.
Gromit | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 8:51 pm | #
really? that's hilarious.
note to self: listen closer to southern guitar songs!
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Also from "Paths of Glory"...
General Broulard: Colonel Dax! You will apologize at once or I shall have you placed under arrest!
Colonel Dax: I apologize... for not being entirely honest with you. I apologize for not revealing my true feelings. I apologize, sir, for not telling you sooner that you're a degenerate, sadistic old man. And you can go to hell before I apologize to you now or ever again!
Don't you wish Democrats spoke to GOPers that way?
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Gromit, graduation, which takes place next Friday evening for me, is always bittersweet. It's joyous, and it's a reminder of time passing and transition as well.
It's currently 101 at my house.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
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S-C-R-A-B-B-Y
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Toons, I tend to run cold and can abide temperatures that make others take their lawn chairs to the frozen food aisle.
I'm the exact opposite. I sweat easily. Always have.
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fortunately confusing 'heavens' gate' and 'days of heaven' is totally understandable.
confusing 'straw dogs' and 'annie hall' would be baffling.
So, when i get Godzilla, King of Monsters and Dr. Zhivago confused, that's ok?
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101?
good lord.
that is not exactly casserole weather.
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(typing SCRABBY in google)
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To judge by box office, no one did....
It has its partisans, of which I am one...
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So, when i get Godzilla, King of Monsters and Dr. Zhivago confused, that's ok?
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Cynicus | 05.17.08 - 8:53 pm | #
well, hey, they're all set in the snowy mountains of iwo jima....
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Silly, that was "Ti-ed to the whipping post."
Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'.
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It's currently 101 at my house.
Boi okie, we haven't hit that since around 1994. I recommend intravenous iced tea.
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"Both farmers and ranchers have had a negative impact on the American environment."
Whoa ... not necessarily. Read Aldo Leopold on how the cowboy, farmer, and wildlife can co-inhabit the earth. We cherish conservation-minded farmers and ranchers for preserving open lands and wildlife habitat. Take a road trip between Billings (MT) and Livingston, MT and count the numbers of antelope and elk grazing in the fields. I trust that there probably more antelope now as a result of re-landscaping the West than their were 150 years ago. Then, there's Ted Turner's big buffalo ranch/range to the East of us, which resembles a great American Serentgetti, except that the buffalo have ear tags ... and the grey wolf roams unmolested there. Certainly there are more deer than 100 years ago, but that's not an unadulterated good. It's a big, complex issue.
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Stripes -- I've mentioned more than once the great monks reference in that had Fr Wm & me ROTFLOAO
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The way Chimpy is destroying the economy, there won't be many farmers OR cowmen left soon.
They both use a lot of diesel and it is makign them all go broke.
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