I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
bonjour mister blue sky!
Bonjour, mon amie.
Saban, the guy who used to make all those Saturday AM kids shows?
because we all know that when Al Gore declares in october, Hil and Obama will be fighting for VP and nothing more. Al will be elected president in 08. Count on it. And Hollywood will go gagaGore as well.
Saban, the guy who used to make all those Saturday AM kids shows?
The Kenosha Kid
I'm waiting for Sid & Marty Krofts' endorsement
That is not a good sign, really.
Even super-agent Ari Emanuel, who is one of Obama's top industry supporters, wrote a check to Clinton.
Let's hug it out, bitch!
Not to be confused with Sydney Pollack.
Or the fish.
yep, thank him for the cartoons too
Let's hug it out, bitch!
The Kenosha Kid
O that's it - you're doing Ari and you're doing a great job, too.
I'm waiting for Sid & Marty Krofts' endorsement
Plum-- it's probably not on the radar screen in Quebec, but the latest polling results in Atlantic Canada show the Conservatives have lost 30 percent in the approval ratings-- in one week. This is all due to Harper busting the Atlantic accords, and our MP saying "fuck you" to the feds. It's all very exciting-- Peter McKay pretty much handed Elizabeth May his seat, imo, and we'll no doubt get a NDP guv here as well.
Bonjour Moe, long time no see. Finally some sun and heat in Montréal, just in time for the Grand Prix. I hear them vroom vroom right now, i live quite close to Ile Notre-Dame where the race is.
Oh My
Moonbootica,
Oh my, I agree.
Oh My
Moonbootica, Graduee | Homepage | 06.09.07 - 1:51 pm | #
And a poster of Popeye which says "I am what I am"
TKK, there was no teen party, as she preferred a lip piercing and fireworks at the carnival instead. Maybe next year.
Moonbootica -
You must think we colonists are pretty goofy, no?
trifecta, if you're up here --
Where do we stay in downtown Asheville that lends itself to staggering around eating and drinking and listening to music and stuff?
Doesn't have to be the Hilton, just someplace reliable and reasonably safe.
Not my MP, I meant Bill Casey, just up the road, the former Conservative, as they booted him from the party for not supporting the budget bill.
Oh My
Human reasoning: I think therefore I am.
Popeye's reasoning I yam that I yam.
Moonbootica -
You must think we colonists are pretty goofy, no?
billy b - FREE PARIS!!! | 06.09.07 - 1:53 pm | #
to be fair we have Cretinoists over here too.
in fact one or two are donors to the Labour party
You must think we colonists are pretty goofy, no?
billy b - FREE PARIS!!! | 06.09.07 - 1:53 pm | #
The Pilgrims were laughed out of Europe.
Moon -
1. What matters is not whether someone is rich, but the source of that wealth.
One of the Buddha's Precepts is "right work." Which is what this says to me and I agree and I find it interesting to see that idea pop up in this context.
I thought "I am what I am" was Popeye, not God.
Isn't it "I am Who am"? That's what I learned. Of course, we were Catholic, so they don't really trust us anyway.
Old Johnny Carson joke:
"It was so cold outside today that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
Thanks, and be sure to tip the wait staff.
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It's a good day for gecko hunting.
Or so the cat seems to be saying.
God loves spinach.
Saban, the guy who used to make all those Saturday AM kids shows?
The Kenosha Kid | Homepage | 06.09.07 - 1:47 pm | #
Yup. MR. Mighty MOrphin Power Rangers.
Oh My
Moonbootica, Graduee
Sweet, fancy Moses.
There's some of this suspicion of book-larnin' in my family that makes this stuff pretty personal to me.
Yup. MR. Mighty MOrphin Power Rangers.
I smell a photoshop.
God loves spinach.
watertiger
Da dot da dadadada
da dot da dadadada
TKK, there was no teen party, as she preferred a lip piercing and fireworks at the carnival instead. Maybe next year.
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
From below, Spocko introduces the new owner to some of KSFO radio "talent."
I esp. liked this:
I can't imagine that advertisers want to be associated with a man (Lee Rodgers) who LIKES that China is poisoning our kittens and puppies... I wonder how Purina, a sponsor, enjoys advertising their product on his show now?
Why don't we ask them?
Creationist Museum Gift Shop
Mother Terersa Cinnamon Rolls
"Jesus" brand Yeast. Guaranteed to rise within three days!
This is not a surprising revelation.
The Pilgrims were laughed out of Europe.
Gilly Gonzylon
So why haven't we managed to laugh them out of here in nearly 400 years?
Laugh harder, people!
"I'm waiting for Sid & Marty Krofts' endorsement"
That would tie in the man walking with dinosaurs vote.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H.R...i/
H.R._Pufnstuf
God loves spinach.
watertiger | Homepage | 06.09.07 - 1:54 pm | #
Baby spinach, sauteed briefly with pine nuts, garlic and golden raisins.
Makes a swell sidedish, or you can stuff a trout with it.
Yum!!!!
The Pilgrims were laughed out of Europe.
Gilly Gonzylon
The guy who runs the museum is Australian, so more like cockney pickpockets being thrown out of Europe.
The Reluctant Hawk
The skeptical case for regime change in Iraq.
By Joshua Micah Marshall
Marshall, during his credulous days.
in fact one or two are donors to the Labour party
Moonbootica, Graduee
See, that's a glaring difference with here. Here the only other issues they care about are gay marriage and abortion, and they wouldn't touch a Democrat with a ten-cubit pole.
Da dot da dadadada
da dot da dadadada
I used to watch Popey every day before school I always loved the spinach moments. But I always wondered why he would wait so long.
I didn't know Moe, good! Cause Harpers' numbers are slightly up here lately. Which will change soon enough, in july, hundreds of military personel from Québec are going to Afghanistan, to replace the currents ones there. When we get our first local funerals (and we will, sadly) the mood will go back to a strong anti-Harper
I've been complaining about Bono's fucking face on the right ---»
but at least he blasted Harper on Africa at the G8 yesterday. And Harper had to defend himself, which made top news on the CBC last night. Martin must be laughing!
Isn't it "I am Who am"? That's what I learned. Of course, we were Catholic, so they don't really trust us anyway.
Molly Ivors,
I'm trying to remember - I'm pretty sure the Episcopalians taught me: "I am That I am."
IIRC.
God loves spinach.
Throw in a little ground beef and some eggs and ya got Joe's Special.
What a universe!
"
"Jesus" brand Yeast. Guaranteed to rise within three days!
Gilly Gonzylon"
Don't slam the door on faith.
It might fall.
It won't be long before somebody will be stuffing a trout into Scooter Libby.
Heheheh.
Baby spinach, sauteed briefly with pine nuts, garlic and golden raisins.
Makes a swell sidedish, or you can stuff a trout with it.
You bastard!
Gore 2008! Seriously, Gore 2008!
unless of course we do Pelosi 2007, that also works
Oh My
Moonbootica, Graduee
Is that picture actually from the Creation Museum? If so, it seems almost to argue against itself.
I'm pretty sure the Episcopalians taught me: "I am That I am."
That's in the KJV, and therefore the language god originally spoke.
If so, it seems almost to argue against itself.
Buzz Bomb
They don't do irony.
So why haven't we managed to laugh them out of here in nearly 400 years?
The motherfuckers have had a deathgrip on the human psyche for two thousand years.
The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers are supporting the A-list AIPAC candidate and not the B-list AIPAC candidate?
now there's a surprise.
Apparently God's name is a weird untranslatable construction of the verb "to be," and any translation we get doesn't quite fit. Inscrutable fella, that God.
Oh My
Moonbootica, Graduee
Is that picture actually from the Creation Museum? If so, it seems almost to argue against itself.
Buzz Bomb |
Yes.
.
With an iron will and some skillful diplomacy, President Bush can find a way out of this inspections trap.
So how'd that work out, you fucking scumbag? Shoudl you need a second on that hari-kari thing? I'll happily volunteer.
My take on the dinosaurs.
just showing my mum the Kos diary, she says 'what a silly museum'
Adam and Eve, the first time they bathed together...
They even set up air hoses under the water to simulate fart bubbles.
The Real GOP
I'm afraid you're wrong there. It's been pretty well established by Creation Museum researchers that Adam and Eve were incapable of farting before they committed Original Sin.
And don't anyone dare pollute this topic further by mentioning the word "queef". 
Is Richard still here? I want to know if Eve had nipples.
So, you know, yeast. So, you know, Red Star, Fleischmann's. So, you know, yeast infections. Yup.
Everytime the Burning Bush intones "I am that I am" in "Ten Commandments", I think of Popeye. Wonder if deMille did, too?
Creation Museum Theme Song
Doobie Brothers'
"Jesus is just all white for me"
.
just showing my mum the Kos diary, she says 'what a silly museum'
Moonbootica, Graduee
I love you Moon's Mom! Good job!
so what was the first bathroom in the garden of eden?
The guy who played Adam is being replaced by Pastor Ted...
The juxtaposition of the "I think, therefore I am" as human reasoning and the "I am what I am" as God's reasoning is Little Bootsian logic.
I realize the point is that man shouldn't look past the end of his nose when it comes to thinking and sich, but the above is pretty nonsensical.
Just like Little Boots' utterances.
The cretinists (thanks Moon) and Bootserer make good company.
Is Richard still here? I want to know if Eve had nipples.
You dare question the will of the gods?
With an iron will and some skillful diplomacy, President Bush can find a way out of this inspections trap.
With wings he could fly (into the side of a building, most likely, but still).
Adam certainly has a lovely 1980's do in the mode of David Naughton and neatly trimmed beard. Who cut his hair, do you think? And is he a Pepper?
You dare question the will of the gods?
smalfish, tinfoil hatted | 06.09.07 - 2:02 pm | #
Polytheist ...
so what was the first bathroom in the garden of eden?
Well duh!
It was the same pond.
Of course Eve had nipples-- she had a gazillion kids. But did she have a navel?
a strategically placed brance
Moonbootica, Graduee
O hell. This place is the death knell for this shit.
No one can look at that shit and say to themselves: "O yeah, that's how it was."
I mean - come on. This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen, and that's saying a lot - I'm an American.
no one is going to save you, halo, either, if I come for you - take this fucking cookie, bitch!
Despite what is said of the phrase "I am that I am", I think the proper American rendering of God's response to Moses' question should be "what's it to ya?!"
Well, what did Cain and Abel consume as infants, then? And where did their wives come from ?
They don't do irony.
JR, kerosene and a match
Indeed they don't. If I were seven years old and I saw that exhibit, I'd convert to secular humanism on the spot.
and neatly trimmed beard.
I meant his facial hair, not Eve, BTW.
Who cut his hair, do you think?
Molly Ivors, ex-duck granny | Homepage | 06.09.07 - 2:02 pm | #
Jose Feliciano
"Of course Eve had nipples-- she had a gazillion kids. But did she have a navel?
Moe Szyslak "
God didn't permit them until the 70s came along.
The former first lady wowed crowds last week, said longtime Hollywood political consultant Donna Bojarsky...."She did a real tour-de-force analysis of the world."
But who is Paris Hilton supporting? And how is Fred Thompson faring? More gossip, please.
Hillary, you can one-up Fred by driving a Peterbilt tractor and wearing a "Shit Happens" cap.
No one can look at that shit and say to themselves: "O yeah, that's how it was."
No one? How much did they drop on that place? iirc $27 mill. ???
.
Jose Feliciano
Gilly Gonzylon
But did she have a navel?
As I noted below, the water is just deep enough that you can't tell. But shouldn't Adam have an appendectomy scar?
Well, what did Cain and Abel consume as infants, then? And where did their wives come from ?
The wives were their sisters. It was ok as it is sin which makes incest wrong and they hadn't sinned yet. This is the official explanation, by the way.
Why do the reich wingers even like xtianity? The descriptions of "heaven" make it sound like a socialist utopia.
Despite what is said of the phrase "I am that I am", I think the proper American rendering of God's response to Moses' question should be "what's it to ya?!"
What it is
What it was
What it shall be!
/moses response to gods stupid question.
My take on the dinosaurs.
I've been surprised by the dinosaurs on the ark thing, because I know creationists in the past have claimed that they literally missed the boat and that is why they are extinct today. I guess I haven't been keeping up with their evolving rationalizations.
But shouldn't Adam have an appendectomy scar?
"Rib-ectomy", ich glaube.
so what was the first bathroom in the garden of eden?
Moonbootica, Graduee
They didn't have to worry about any of that business until Talking Snake tricked Rib-Woman into eating the Magic Fruit.
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No one?
No one who isn't completely fucked up. There are a lot of middle class fundies and you cannot tell me that all of them can look at that and say: I believe this.
I just can't imagine. Please don't convince me otherwise - I will have to kill myself.
Hey, kids, here's the the lesbian version of Maxim's Hottest 100 Women list.
Not sure about the first two, but I'm sure they don't care...
Who cut his hair, do you think?
Molly Ivors, ex-duck granny | Homepage | 06.09.07 - 2:02 pm | #
Jose Feliciano
Gilly Gonzylon
heh.
LIGHTMYFIRELIGHTMYFIRELIGHTMYFIRE
Okay, here's my idea: I go to AJ's and get some trout, spinach, and gouda...
To Make Pizza! Yay!
And pine nuts. Gotta have those.
I've been surprised by the dinosaurs on the ark thing, because I know creationists in the past have claimed that they literally missed the boat and that is why they are extinct today. I guess I haven't been keeping up with their evolving rationalizations.
The kangaroos are interesting, too. How they floated to Australia on mats of vegetation. From Ararat.
'Honey pass the remote'
Moonbootica, Graduee
Um...just how well do aspen trees grow in Mesopotamia?
IT's a lot easier to swallow that crap from the written word and the preacher's lying mouth.
You see it like this - o come the fuck on!
Under no circumstances will I go to the polls to vote for Hillary Clinton. I was shamed into voting for John "We're going to fight a smarter war" Kerry and look what that got us. Consequences? I no longer care. The country is insane. The Democrats just voted for another 6 months of the war. Bush and Cheney are war criminals and "impeachment is off the table." Am I supposed to care if they go after Monica Goodling, or even Gonzales? Cut off the head and the tail dies. Cheney, Bush, Rove... And end the f**king war.
"Of course Eve had nipples-- she had a gazillion kids. But did she have a navel?
Moe Szyslak "
She had a three prob umbilical cord with GFI.
Where I attempt to satirize The Romney family.
Too subtle?
I meant his facial hair, not Eve, BTW.
Adam and Eve had daughters too? Knock me over with a feather.
Is Richard still here? I want to know if Eve had nipples.
Beats me.
It wasn't my diary. I just posted the link to it.
Mom goes to jail, sentenced to 27 months, from the Washington Post:
CHARLOTTESVILLE -- Ryan Kenty, 20, and his brother Brandon, still a sophomore in high school, plan to drive their mother to jail Monday morning before heading back to her rented apartment to move the rest of her belongings into storage.
Their mom, Elisa Kelly, and her ex-husband, George Robinson, are paying the price for hosting Ryan's 16th birthday party -- more than two years in jail each. Ryan had asked his mother to buy his friends some beer and wine, as long as they all spent the night.
"No one left the party," said Kelly, 42, who collected car keys that night almost five years ago to prevent anyone from leaving. "No one was hurt. No one drove anywhere. I really don't think I deserve to go to jail for this long."
But Albemarle County Commonwealth's Attorney James L. Camblos III, who prosecuted the parents, said it was the worst case of underage drinking he has had to deal with in 15 years. "Not only were they serving alcohol to 15- and 16-year-olds, they misled parents who called to ask about alcohol, and they tried to get the kids to cover it up after police got there," Camblos said.
In the past there was a lot of debate why Adam didn't have one rib less because of Eve's so-called creation.
Under no circumstances will I go to the polls to vote for Hi--
Your concern is noted.
shouldn't Adam have an appendectomy scar? Molly Ivors
Molly! Didn't you see Indiana Jones' Last Crusade? All the water was holy then - cleared it right up!
BTW, I am no longer as intensely jealous, having recently obtained tickets to FOW (along with Liam Finn) opening for Crowded House.
Democrats and others who oppose the course the Bush administration has taken would do well to sit down with this book's hard reasoning and wrestle with it. After reading it, it would be hard for any sensible person not to think to themselves, "There must be some other solution." But, like Pollack, you may be hard-pressed to find one.
How about "DONT INVADE YOU DUMBSHITS OR WE'RE FUCKED"
BTW, I am no longer as intensely jealous, having recently obtained tickets to FOW (along with Liam Finn) opening for Crowded House.
Karma....
Under no circumstances will I go to the polls to vote for Hillary Clinton. I was shamed into voting for Joh
Dude, last I checked, no one has to know how you vote.
That's between you and your conscience.
What the fuck ever. I don't care how you vote.
From SourceWatch:
Haim Saban is an Israeli-American media-mogul, one of the biggest contributors to the campaigns of pro-Israel politicans in the U.S. and has been described by a New York Times reporter as a "tireless cheerleader for Israel." He has also founded various centers and institutions to produce policy research favorable to Israel. He is a financial donor and founder of the Saban Institute for the Study of the American Political System at the University of Tel Aviv. He is a member of the Board of Trustees at the Brookings Institution. In 2002 he pledged $13 million to found the Saban Center for Middle East Policy at the Brookings Institution."
"You see it like this - o come the fuck on!
Tena "
After viewing the various photos, I am still surprised at how juvenile it all is.
It sounds like a bunch of pre-schoolers making stuff up to explain what they do not understand.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Museum didn't label its restrooms Potties.
Adam and Eve had daughters too? Knock me over with a feather.
Yes. It's hard to believe, I know, but all those guys who begat more guys probably did it with some help.
I assume the two young lads with Adam, are Cain and Abel?
Under no circumstances will I go to the polls to vote for Hillary Clinton.
We're pretty much hip to that fact, bumpbump.
Will it be Lewdy JulieAnnie or Mitt the Mormon?
Or will you just be a Krazee Kid and write in Pork Chop?
In the past there was a lot of debate why Adam didn't have one rib less because of Eve's so-called creation.
I am reminded of the old Star Trek episodes in which Kirk out-argues the computer.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Museum didn't label its restrooms Potties.
EkCenTriK | 06.09.07 - 2:08 pm | #
Hee hee. "Make water here"
I just can't imagine. Please don't convince me otherwise - I will have to kill myself.
Tena
I'll bet it's true. This is a very small group of completely brainwashed, ignorant people. The question is, are there enough of them to keep this assault on the 21st, I mean the 18th century going?
Denny Crane always wins an argument WT.
Denny Crane.
Nice catch on the associatin of Saban and Kenny the chickenhawk. Atrios is the only accountability we have.
Motherfucker!
My husband is in the air and a storm is starting to gather - goddamn it -
I hate this
I assume the two young lads with Adam, are Cain and Abel?
Are they harvesting the grapes of wrath?
Well, there you go. Hillary will continue to urge the fucking over of Palestinians.
Haim Saban is an Israeli-American media-mogul, one of the biggest contributors to the campaigns of pro-Israel politicans in the U.S. and has been described by a New York Times reporter as a "tireless cheerleader for Israel."
I wonder if Saban wants to bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Museum didn't label its restrooms Potties.
EkCenTriK
heh. for the kids, the adults' are called "Necessaries"
I believe the bible is silent on who the descendants of Adam and Eve married. That'll get you some interesting speculation, none of it "literal."
The question is, are there enough of them to keep this assault on the 21st, I mean the 18th century going?
V for Virginia | 06.09.07 - 2:10 pm | #
They already lost.
Look around - the culture has moved on. Really.
I want to know if Eve had nipples.
I don't think she was no Mrs. Fred, but she probably held her own.
It is well-known in scientific circles that the only reason we don't regenerate is that we have been convinced we can't by Big Appendage. Adam obviously saw a lizard regrow its tail and simply regrew his rib. Sheesh!
Didn't Cain go to "a city" to find his wife.
Yeah, cities just popped up right away. It could happen.
When is Saban going to give 13 million to Walter Reed?
Indeed they don't. If I were seven years old and I saw that exhibit, I'd convert to secular humanism on the spot.
Buzz Bomb
Frankly, I would've been worked up into a sexual frenzy. I was a precocious child and began my quest to see naked people quite early. In the Sunday School library, I would make a beeline for any picture books on the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve's shame was my first pornography. Praise Jesus!!
ah hah, this board tells where Cain got his wife!
Where I attempt to satirize The Romney family.
Too subtle?
trifecta | Homepage | 06.09.07 - 2:07 pm | #
Yes.
I think it was the coverage of the Creation Museum that caused Jerry Falwell to "throw a code".
"No one will believe this bullshit!".
[clutchs chest]
.
'Honey pass the remote'
I didn't know that white birches grew in Mesopotamia.
Under no circumstances will I go to the polls to vote for Hillary Clinton.
Good luck with alllll that.
Well, when ya get all literal about a creation myth, it ruins it. It's like trying to read a poem as if it were a technical manual with one simple meaning.
Afternoon, Moonbats.
ah hah, this board tells where Cain got his wife!
"Now before you jump to conclusions, remember that all people are related."
Ohhhhh-kay!
Now really, I'm outside with the birdies & flowers & weeds & stuff.
I agree with what Fareed Zakaria wrote in “Newsweek” this week, which is terrorism isn‘t explosions and death, terrorism is when you change your society because of those explosions and you become fearful to the point where you shut out immigration, you shut out student exchanges, you shut people out of buildings, you begin to act in an almost fascist manner because you‘re afraid of what might happen to you. That‘s when terrorism becomes real and frighteningly successful. That‘s what I believe, and that‘s why I question the way Giuliani has raised this issue. He raises it as a specter. In a weird way, he helps the bad guys.
Give me a break. What did Matthews *really* say?
'The Usual Suspects' Old Testament Style
Cain and a dead Abel
In Reno.
I have some newly fundie relatives. The way it seems to work is that slowly the family stops reading anything else or watching any but the approved tv channels and all information comes from the minister. All social intercourse is now within the church. And people who are quite educated now argue all this shit.
Cain and Abel had sex with Eve, she made some daughters, which they eventually married and thus the continuation of human life was assured.
Makes sense to me.
Look around - the culture has moved on. Really.
Tena
I hope so. Maybe I need to get out more. But I don't wanna go out!
My husband is in the air and a storm is starting to gather - goddamn it -
Oh no shit. Right on top of me again!
he fucking dirt around here is turning green with algae.
Cain and a dead Abel
That's an ad for Birkenstocks, right?
steve EVfuture
Well, I'm not going to jump you, and I like your blog.
Frankly, I would've been worked up into a sexual frenzy. I was a precocious child and began my quest to see naked people quite early. In the Sunday School library, I would make a beeline for any picture books on the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve's shame was my first pornography. Praise Jesus!!
Uncle Smokes
And the "Eve" at the Creation Museum is really hot.
Give me a break. What did Matthews *really* say?
Dave McPickleshitter |
Yeah, but he followed it up with: "We'll be right back with more from Ben Affleck"
I thought if people liked your blog they would jump you.
I only blog for the hot groupies who are easy.
Didn't Cain go to "a city" to find his wife.
Yeah, cities just popped up right away. It could happen.
trifecta
And there were giants on the earth.
And god walked in the vineyards in the evenings.
Humans are allllll about stories. That's practically what we're made of.
Adam--no navel!!
Molly Ivors, ex-duck granny
Hey Adam, some orange and purple mums might look good next to the kale!
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read a poem as if it were a technical manual with one simple meaning.
Now hold on there - many's the time I've wandered precisely lonely as a cloud and then BAM - daffofils!
Cain and a dead Abel
In Reno.
I love you.
Off now. Thanks for cheering me up, bats!
Ben Affleck, if he wasn't a liberal democrat, I would curse him into the seventh level of hell.
He better not fuck up Gone Baby Gone. You must watch it for me first Simels. I will be upset if he screws up the book in his directing debut.
Well, I'm not going to jump you, and I like your blog
[makes note to try and figure out how to get Erin to jump me]
It's like trying to read a poem as if it were a technical manual with one simple meaning.
nascardaughter
Damn. Yes it is.
I love the creation story about the first man and the first snake. They make a deal where the man won't put his hands where he can't see so he doesn't poke the snake in the eye, and he won't put his foot where he can't see so he doesn't step on the snake's tail. And the snake wouldn't bite him.
You have no idea on how many levels this works for me.
Noah in his ark
Moonbootica
er, how come we're not all black?
Chimpy
Q -- Pope has said --
PRESIDENT BUSH: What?
Q The Pope has said Iraq was worrisome.
PRESIDENT BUSH: Yes, he's worrisome [sic] about the Christians inside Iraq being mistreated by the Muslim majority.
Cain and a dead Abel
It wasn't my fault!
ah hah, this board tells where Cain got his wife!
Moonbootica, Graduee
This museum is probably worth about 20 hours of material to a reasonably skilled comedian.
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Indeed they don't. If I were seven years old and I saw that exhibit, I'd convert to secular humanism on the spot.
I was around ten when a friend talked me into going to church with him and his family. I went for a couple weeks but I got some creepy vibes that I did not understand and never went back until I was older and realised that these people are nucking futz.
WASHINGTON -- Bitter divisions over the Iraq war, particularly on Capitol Hill, led the Bush administration to change course and replace Gen. Peter Pace as chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, a grim Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Friday. Gates told the Doom Brothers exclusively, “Look, we just needed a change of Pace. We felt that General Pace had lost his rhythm and had simply petered out. Besides, when we are fighting a war against an insurgency in an urban environment, why would we want a Marine in charge? We think it is much more in tune with our theme in Iraq to have the Navy in charge of urban warfare.”
heh!
http://doombrother.blogspot.com/
I only blog for the hot groupies who are easy.
How's that going?
Why, exactly, did Adam need nipples? His own, I mean.
e fucking dirt around here is turning green with algae.
smalfish,
The smell of wet earth is so strong in my backyard that it smells like an open grave. I'm so not kidding.
It's getting to me.
O why right now? Why - this universe is a vicious bitch. Fuck. He's been gone a week.
I have some newly fundie relatives. The way it seems to work is that slowly the family stops reading anything else or watching any but the approved tv channels and all information comes from the minister.
Thank Jeebus my parents encouraged my love of books and reading from a very early age. The pile of books vs. the musty old scroll would have been a very easy choice for me.
wasn't Noah a drunk who slept with his daughters or something?
or am I getting him confused with Lot?
plenty of incest action going on at the start of the bible
And the "Eve" at the Creation Museum is really hot.
Buzz Bomb |
Looks like some 60s hippie chick. All natural, landing strip or what?
.
There are a lot of middle class fundies and you cannot tell me that all of them can look at that and say: I believe this.
it's called cognitive dissonance. Very popular with the batshit insane, but an option for the otherwise functional as well.
Cyanide or pistol?
"
heh. for the kids, the adults' are called"
What adults? A serious debate between science and creationism is not to be had there. It is not the place for someone who has taken a mature path to deciding what they do or do not believe. A donald duck comic book has more substance.
I have some newly fundie relatives.
I wonder if they have any cyanide in the house? If not, you could purchase some for them.
Well, so far my wife has had sex with me.But she put out before I started blogging.
We just were able to have sex for the first time in 8 months. Her medical condition during the pregnancy, plus the six weeks after the c-section.
Ben Affleck, if he wasn't a liberal democrat, I would curse him into the seventh level of hell.
To be fair, he wasn't half bad.
Noah in his ark
Moonbootica, Graduee
Damn! Looks authentic to me. I guess the livestock are stored in the lower deck (or decks, as the case may be).
This museum is probably worth about 20 hours of material to a reasonably skilled comedian.
-
Fielding Mellish
..per exhibit.
Molly - before you go, here's all the Downy Mildew you could want!
wasn't Noah a drunk who slept with his daughters or something?
You sweet naive thing - it was the girls' faults - d'uh.
The whole bloody OT is about how it's all OUR fault.
To be fair, he wasn't half bad.
JeffCO
ISn't Afffelck in that Superman movie with Diane Lane? I heard that was good.
Adam--no navel!!
Adam is one beefy looking dude. It's no wonder we have so many ted haggerty's.
GravatarWhy, exactly, did Adam need nipples?
Wacka-wacka-wacka-wow!
Noah laid around drunk and naked and his sons saw him. Shem and Japhet pulled his robes down, but Ham just laughed. This turned him black and condemned his descendents to be "hewers of wood and drawers of water" forever. Or so 19thc. slavery theorists told us.
Not making this up, I swear.
Affleck said some pretty stupid shit about Ghouliani.
It wasn't my fault! Richard
Cain blamed it on Not Me and Ida Know. Later he claimed everything was PJ's fault.
I think it's Boaz who got drunk and slept with his daugher(s)?
"The First Attack - Question God's word"
LOL
4:16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.
4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.
Oh, I'll have to blog Richard's post myself. Later.
**mwah!!**
Cain blamed it on Not Me and Ida Know. Later he claimed everything was PJ's fault.
Naw, god dammit. Ir was Billy.
The original sin involved a piece of bacon behind the tastee freeze.
Affleck talking about Politics hits me the same way his movies do.
I can't take him seriously.
A waste of air time regardless of topic.
I didn't know that white birches grew in Mesopotamia.
watertiger
I love asking them about the earthworms.
Lot's daughters got him drunk one night, and he impregnated one. Then they got him drunk again and he knocked the other up.
They put some date rape drug in there too I think. He didn't remember a thing, all of a sudden, his daughters were pregnant.
They already lost.
I think so too. It's their last gap, IMO -- a passionate, pissed off, incredibly destructive last gasp... but yeah...
I went for a couple weeks but I got some creepy vibes that I did not understand
Yanno, I just never connected with the whole story. It didn't make any sense. I loved hearing the parables and the message of love and tolerance, and the language and poetry of the KJV, but the "faith" thing just didn't work for me.
Convo w/Mom, c. 28 years ago:
Me: I'm going to a freethinker's luncheon.
Mom: [chuckle] Oh, are you a freethinkinker?
Me: Well, yeah, I guess so.
Mom: [guffaw] From the day you were born.
Noah laid around drunk and naked and his sons saw him. Shem and Japhet pulled his robes down, but Ham just laughed.
How does this fit in with "Dr" Dobson's Shower With Your Sons campaign?
billy b
First we'll have a big fight as to why I think people get over-labeled as concern trolls. Then you'll play your guitar for me and ....
"The First Attack - Question God's word"
Satan - the first doubting Thomas.
Ummm, last *gasp*
Although I hear The Gap hasn't been doing well...
His daughters got him drunk. They have a little conversation about how he is their only hope for reproducing.
They get him drunk and lay with him.
I'm dead serious about the OT, from beginning to end, it is about nothing so much as that it's all OUR fault.
"Whut's that holy water taste like...oh, fuck...IT BURNS, IT BURNS!"
The original sin involved a piece of bacon behind the tastee freeze.
spinoza
I'm tellin'!!!!!
Hey Molly -
NTodd's tryin' to lure Thers behind the tastee freeze!!!!!!
How does this fit in with "Dr" Dobson's Shower With Your Sons campaign?
Jim
If your sons laugh, they are negroes and can be sold at auction.
Even as a young child I was rooting for the Snake.
The original sin involved a piece of bacon behind the tastee freeze.
Heh. The original sin: God made Man in His Own Image.
4:16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.
4:16.05
Yadda yadda yadda.
4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.
Fixed your citation.
Even as a young child I was rooting for the Snake.
Have some chocolate.
Someone the other day pointed us to the Conservapedia entry on kangaroos:
According to the origins theory model used by creation scientists, modern kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood. It has not yet been determined by baraminologists whether kangaroos form a holobaramin with the wallaby, tree-kangaroo, wallaroo, pademelon and quokka, or if all these species are in fact apobaraminic or polybaraminic. There is, however, no evidence of a genetic bottleneck in the kangaroo species which would be expected if all kangaroos were descended from two individuals.
After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[5] with lower sea levels during the post-flood ice age, or before the supercontinent of Pangea broke apart[6], or if they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding flood waters.[5] The idea that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there is considered by most creation researchers to be contra-Biblical.
billy b
First we'll have a big fight as to why I think people get over-labeled as concern trolls. Then you'll play your guitar for me and ....
[winks at Erin]
[looks around furtively hoping NOT to see Mr. Erin]
How does this fit in with "Dr" Dobson's Shower With Your Sons campaign?
It would've been fine if they'd only showered with Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps.
With an iron will and some skillful diplomacy, President Bush can find a way out of this inspections trap. But he must do it quickly.
Skillful diplomacy--no. Iron will--I suppose, if one considers continued certainty that one's choices are correct in spite of mountains of evidence indicating otherwise to be "iron will." Quickly? Sure. It only took him a couple of months to start dropping bombs.
Satan - the first doubting Thomas.
Nah. First thing to whom the buck for sin was passed.
Adam: God me in His own image.
God: No, I didn't.
Adam: Satan made me say that!
God: Who the fuck is Satan?
I think it was the coverage of the Creation Museum that caused Jerry Falwell to "throw a code".
"No one will believe this bullshit!".
[clutchs chest]
There are those who do.
I used to know this guy who collected fossils in Montana, who I always wondered if he was doing this legally, who was a strict creationist. I'd asked him multiple times how he squared those fossils with the Genesis story. He never gave me a straight answer.
The creation story in the Old Testament doesn't make much sense unless one reads about the religious fights of the era and the way the religious Jewish establishment was fighting the worship of a goddess at the same time. Lots of the anti-woman stuff may be related to that aspect.
So, where did Cain's wife come from?
" The idea that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there is considered by most creation researchers to be contra-Biblical. "
And where do these people get their materials for research?
Oh, never mind.
So, where did Cain's wife come from?
smitty werbenmanjensen | Homepage | 06.09.07 - 2:30 pm | #
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So, where did Cain's wife come from?
smitty werbenmanjensen
Match.com
He had a choice between her and Laura Ingraham,
wink
Pollack - "Every inspection of an Iraqi site that finds nothing reinforces the misimpression that Iraq has complied."
The fact that we haven't found any WMDs proves Saddam has them but is hiding them.
Sure, why not?
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I have an in-law who is a young earth creationist.
His theory is that if the earth isn't young, the bible is wrong, if the bible is wrong, God doesn't exist. Therefore the earth is young.
He sticks his fingers in his ears and yells la la la, I can't hear you at that point (metaphorically speaking).
http://www.skepticsannotatedbibl...m/gen/
4_17.html
Genesis 4:17
And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.
"And Cain knew his wife." That's nice, but where the hell did she come from? The Bible doesn't mention any of Cain's sisters. Well, maybe he married his mom, or maybe God pulled another creation over in the next county. In any case, Cain and the mysterious Mrs. Cain have a son (another blue cigar!). His name is Enoch and he builds a city (population 3).
Although the Bible doesn't say, Joseph Smith provided the answer in "The Inspired Version" of the Bible, which was his very own "translation". Here's what it says:
And it came to pass, that Cain took one of his brother's daughters to wife, and they loved Satan more than God. – Gen.5:13
So according to Joseph Smith (and he ought to know!) Cain married one of his nieces. He doesn't say, though, which of Cain's brothers was Mrs. Cain's father.
I, as an expert on Creation Science Researchers have determined that there is a direct relation between the demise of full service gas stations and the rise of Creation Science Researchers.
I use my own experience, seeing the lack of personnel running to fill my tank everywhere I go as evidence this is true.
After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[5] with lower sea levels during the post-flood ice age,
Fuck. We could have discussion after discussion on just these two sentences.
Only tow animals per species? I'm buying that the world is populated like that.
And just where did all that water recede to?
I just think it's weird: We have Adam, then Eve, then they're exiled from Eden, they have Abel and Cain, Cain kills Abel, Cain is sent to Nod, suddenly Cain has a wife.
There are actually two creation stories in Genesis, one after the other, partly contradicting each other. Right from the start, the Bible makes no damned sense.
According to the origins theory model used by creation scientists, modern kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin
What are we going to do about these loons? I'm really worried about the future of this country. I said this yesterday a couple of times - we've got a generation coming up who've been taught this shit aggressively. We are going to be "Make Ship Go" Land if we can't stop this.
Lots of the anti-woman stuff may be related to that aspect.
Echidne of the snakes
Which is also congruent with the anti-snake and anti-pig stuff.
His theory is that if the earth isn't young, the bible is wrong, if the bible is wrong, God doesn't exist. Therefore the earth is young.
You can't argue with logic like that.
Well, then, Mr. Joseph Smith, where did Abel's wife come from?
"
His theory is that if the earth isn't young, the bible is wrong, if the bible is wrong, God doesn't exist."
So basically his faith hangs only one specific fact/non-fact.
That is some sort of faith there.
CNN: Bush in 'awe' after checkers game with 7 year old.
Somebody who was bored once calculated the amount of water it would take to circle the globe all the way to the level of the top of mount everest.
He confronted wingnuts about where it all went, and they said the sky, haven't you heard of rain?
They are some very stupid people.
His theory is that if the earth isn't young, the bible is wrong, if the bible is wrong, God doesn't exist. Therefore the earth is young.
This leads quite naturally to the assertion that the scientists' main goal is to disprove the Bible and, therefore, the existence of god.
So god hates science, and that's the end of that.
I, as an expert on Creation Science Researchers have determined that there is a direct relation between the demise of full service gas stations and the rise of Creation Science Researchers.
Yet another reason for me to hate their guts.
So, where did Cain's wife come from?
smitty werbenmanjensen | Homepage | 06.09.07 - 2:30 pm | #
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MOOOON!
I'm dead serious about the OT, from beginning to end, it is about nothing so much as that it's all OUR fault.
Tena
That's one sexist book.
The fact that we haven't found any WMDs proves Saddam has them but is hiding them.
Sure, why not?
.
Agent Orange
Creationist logic!
will return later, going to contiue watching Doctor Who
His theory is that if the earth isn't young, the bible is wrong, if the bible is wrong, God doesn't exist."
Only if you take the Bible literally!
Scopes Monkey Trial
Moonbootica, Graduee
Hmmm...the guy sitting in the white suit is likely H. L. Mencken (ala Gene Kelly), and he seems to conferring with a chap whose hair is suspiciously shaped into little horns.
Only if you take the Bible literally!
Thank you.
"Cain is sent to Nod, suddenly Cain has a wife."
Ever hear of neanderthalw?
"Yet another reason for me to hate their guts.
Tena "
Yes, it is true, when the Creation Science Researchers came into popularity, the "Ding Ding" went out of our lives.
That's one sexist book.
Terry C - End Bush's War Now!
The reason being that the three Abrahamic monotheisms in the world Are the Patriarchy in the west.
Looks like some 60s hippie chick. All natural, landing strip or what?
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Agent Orange
In the photo I saw, Adam and Eve were waist-deep in water. Naughty bits concealed.
He confronted wingnuts about where it all went, and they said the sky, haven't you heard of rain?
They are some very stupid people.
trifecta
Some of their brighter members have caught on to this, and faxed out the new explaination... there were no mountains before the flood, it was the relief of water pressure that caused the mountains to form, almost literally overnight.
Yeah, that makes sense.
But, if you don't take the bible literally, that means God allowed "lies" to be put in there, and what kind of God would do that?
I had a wingnut colleague who told me that there was massive proof that Jesus ascended into heaven after being crucified. There were 500 witnesses. Where is the documentation?, I asked.
He said, it says so in the bible.
What I have not seen addressed is who built highway 61?
WHOO-HOOOOO!
I got a scooter!
(well, I'll pick it up later this week)
.
DUMBFUCK, KY: The man who plays Adam in a video aired at a Bible-based creationist museum has led a different life outside the Garden of Eden, flaunting his sexual exploits online and modeling for a clothing line that promotes free love. After learning about his activities Thursday, the Creation Museum in Kentucky pulled the 40-second video in which he appears. (Again, a story that the Doom Brothers do not need to improve.)
Sorry about posting this stuff, fokes, but it is . . . .
Ever hear of neanderthal?
a*non*y*mous
neanderthals were humans, so they would also have been the descendents of Adam and Eve.
Has anyone ever engaged a fundie about the existence of Neanderthals? I'm curious how they explain that one. After all, one can't deny they ever existed.
There were 500 witnesses. Where is the documentation?, I asked.
He said, it says so in the bible.
trifecta
Um, twelve. The Twelve Apostles.
Jay-sus.
Some of their brighter members have caught on to this, and faxed out the new explaination... there were no mountains before the flood, it was the relief of water pressure that caused the mountains to form, almost literally overnight.
[bangs forehead repeatedly on keyboard]
Ok, how do they account for the fact that there have been 3 mountain ranges that have formed and been eroded back to nothing before the present Rocky Mountain chain developed?
O don't answer- they don't believe that I'm sure.
I'm having a hell of a time going through those creation museum pictures. This one suggests a bit of beastiality, n'est-ce pas?
I had a wingnut colleague who told me that there was massive proof that Jesus ascended into heaven after being crucified. There were 500 witnesses. Where is the documentation?, I asked.
The irony being that even if it had been videotaped, it *still* would lose out to "Man hit in crotch with football!"
From a theological perspective:
If someone takes the Bible literally then they are worshipping a false idol.
O don't answer- they don't believe that I'm sure.
Tena
It all happened *during* the flood.
The irony being that even if it had been videotaped, it *still* would lose out to "Man hit in crotch with football!"
JeffCO
It's funny on so many levels!
/Homer
it was the relief of water pressure that caused the mountains to form, almost literally overnight.
Yeah, that makes sense.
JR, kerosene and a match
Were you there? Can you prove it didn't happen that way? NO! You're just pushing your anti-Christian views on America!
/Dr. Virginia S. Godly, PhD*
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That's one sexist book.
Not only is it sexist. It advocates violence and war.
I, as an expert on Creation Science Researchers have determined that there is a direct relation between the demise of full service gas stations and the rise of Creation Science Researchers.
Yet another reason for me to hate their guts.
Tena
Filler up in New Jersey the "No Self Serve" state. Apparently Eve couldn't stand the smell of gasoline on her fingers so the state banned self serve.
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Or, this one.
Not only is it sexist. It advocates violence and war.
smalfish,
O much worse - it's also nothing but a vast genocide across the entire middle and near east.
Filler up in New Jersey the "No Self Serve" state. Apparently Eve couldn't stand the smell of gasoline on her fingers so the state banned self serve.
Is it cigarettes, mobile phones or nylon trousers that presents the threat of explosions?
What I have not seen addressed is who built highway 61?
JeffCO
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
I'm having a hell of a time going through those creation museum pictures. This one suggests a bit of beastiality, n'est-ce pas?
Ya, I can see Eve doing the nasty with a velociraptor.
Um, twelve. The Twelve Apostles.
Jay-sus.
smitty werbenmanjensen
He must've been referring to all the rocking angels and flapping baby heads.
IT'S ALL TRUE! I've got pictures!
"Of course Eve had nipples-- she had a gazillion kids. But did she have a navel?
Moe Szyslak "
I didn't know that white birches grew in Mesopotamia.
watertiger
Aren't you guys being awfully literal?
....wait.
IT'S ALL TRUE! I've got pictures!
Uncle Smoke
Not my favorite Renaissance artist, by a long shot. I swear Christ looks to me like he's looking down and shrugging - the look on his face is like "well, what did you expect?"
Scooty-Puff Jr sheets!
O much worse - it's also nothing but a vast genocide across the entire middle and near east.
Tena
Even better, genocide and military victories that did not actualy happen.
Now, who else do we know that re-writes history?
Much of the old testament can be explained as snark on the ancient equivalent of a blog. It's as if in 2500 years people have sanctified comments on this thread.
just showing my mum the Kos diary, she says 'what a silly museum'
Moonbootica, Graduee
The spirit of P.T. Barnum lives on.
There were 500 witnesses. Where is the documentation?, I asked.
He said, it says so in the bible.
trifecta
Um, twelve. The Twelve Apostles.
Ah, but only four Gospels, written decades after Jesus supposedly lived by authors unknown. The church only stuck names on them a century after they were written.
"Under no circumstances will I go to the polls to vote for Hillary Clinton"
And we should give a fuck WHY?
IT'S ALL TRUE! I've got pictures!
Why is jesus the only one with little clothing? Does he have nipples in that picture? And it looks like some pearl clutching going on there to me as well.
"It's as if in 2500 years people have sanctified comments on this thread."
Welll since the entire flood myth and more was ripped off from prior civilizations, heck it's like cut and paste blogging. Only thing lacking is creative photoshop work.
I'm at home all alone and sick, and I'm going to spurge on a PPV movie and leave the dishes in the sink for later.
Should I pick
Bobby
The Good Shephard
ooooh, The Last King of Scotland...
Let's Go to Prison?
Sorry for the blogwhore --
But what may well be the first synth pop song (recorded in '67) is over at the home page.
Under no circumstances will I go to the polls for Ernie Wallenda!
That's one sexist book.
Not only is it sexist. It advocates violence and war.
smalfish, tinfoil hatted
Slavery, child abuse, incest, homophobia......
I'm at home all alone and sick, and I'm going to spurge on a PPV movie and leave the dishes in the sink for later.
I watched Failure To Launch last night. It was . . . cute.
Not only is it sexist. It advocates violence and war.
smalfish, tinfoil hatted
Slavery, child abuse, incest, homophobia......
Terry C - End Bush's War Now!
It has some better offerings as well.
I just figured out another source for Creation Science Researchers. There are just not that many typewriter ribbon sales people anymore. They had to move on.
"But what may well be the first synth pop song (recorded in '67) is over at the home page.
steve simels"
Totally different I realize, but the background work reminded me of Bo Hansson a bit.
A little lightbulb went off in tweety's melon about his BFF Rudy!
No, Tweety has a new man crush this week: Thompson.
Fickle little whore.
This brings to mind one of the legends of the Disc World..
Another legend claims that many centuries ago, the Disc flooded. An ark was constructed, containing two of every animal. When the accumulated dung of forty days and nights was dropped over the side, they called it Ankh-Morpork.
It's Morphin' Time! Saban was the dude who adapted Sentai into Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers in the US.
After providing Pollack with a platform for his astounding Iraqi expertise over the past six years, now NBC News presents him as their Iran expert.
Beam me up, Scotty.
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His theory is that if the earth isn't young, the bible is wrong, if the bible is wrong, God doesn't exist. Therefore the earth is young.
Another example of "English - If it's good enouhg for Jesus, it's good enough for me" logic.
My head hurts.
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