I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarCan I do it?


GravatarNo, really? First!


GravatarYes.


GravatarToonscribe, you're .. you're .. dethpicable.


GravatarSorry, strawhat.


GravatarSo who goes and calls sheets?


GravatarOh well. Even the best get thrown out at first.


GravatarI'll call sheets.


GravatarI'll run down & do it. Should that be a new custom? The one who almost gets first gets to run down ^ call sheets?


GravatarUh, oh. I've already been down and called them.


GravatarAtrios is a cocksucker.


GravatarYo


GravatarIf I don't have free blog I must have death.


GravatarM hates me, I hate me.

Fred hates America.


GravatarEvening


GravatarTravel schmavel, you made us open a new browser window.


GravatarAtrios banned me, but from an entirely different blog


GravatarM hates me, I hate me.

Just think about how good making up is going to be.


GravatarTed you fucker, why did you tell them to use my plane, I'm going to cut your dick off everyday when you join me in Hell!


GravatarI was wondering today how long Atrios was going to live the high life in Europe. It's been what, a month at least? That Soros money must be nice.


GravatarAtrios banned me, but from an entirely different blog
WalterNeff, 10/08/07

Might have been worse. Could have nabbed you instead


GravatarJust think about how good making up is going to be.
smalfish, free at last | 09.08.07 - 11:37 pm | #


Objection: Assumes facts not in evidence.


GravatarDoes "free" imply that Atrios has received emails from people who feel entitled to more posts? If so, that's hilarious.


GravatarI pay dearly to read this blog.


GravatarOh goody. There will be money now for putting up open threads. *rubs hands together*


GravatarChild protective services en route to the ex's house tonight.


Gravatarsuspend my fucking account!


GravatarSallyh, what happened? Is the baby OK?


GravatarMy thoughts are with you and yours, sallyh.


Gravataryeah.sure


GravatarChild protective services en route to the ex's house tonight.

You are living one hell of an episode. Is there any way you can change the channel?


GravatarI am SOO not gay...


GravatarSallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 09.08.07 - 11:40 pm | #

sorry bout that - been as always thinking about you.


Gravatarsallyh: that's grand news. Do they know of his recent drug use, stashes, like that?


GravatarSallyh: excellent. Keep us apprised.


GravatarDear Fred,

You may truly be the "Law and Order" candidate, but you're a doddering old asshat. So fuck off.


GravatarChild protective services en route to the ex's house tonight.

Thank fucking Dog.


GravatarThank you. Ex threatened to take the baby away and only allow Mlle supervised custody. Claimed I was institutionalized twice for trying to commit suicide. (Not true).

We called Child Protective Services and they are going to his house tonight.


GravatarIf I had Skittles I would send them to you


GravatarChild protective services en route to the ex's house tonight.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Sally, dude needs to do a stretch in jail right now. I'm sure most of this community who are or were defense attorneys concur.


GravatarWalterNeff, I'll take a glass of wine. I know you have that


GravatarThank you. Ex threatened to take the baby away and only allow Mlle supervised custody. Claimed I was institutionalized twice for trying to commit suicide. (Not true).


GravatarWhew. Boy, sallyh, just from what you've posted here, it sounds like the sooner he's out of all your lives for good, the better for all concerned.


GravatarThank you. Ex threatened to take the baby away and only allow Mlle supervised custody. Claimed I was institutionalized twice for trying to commit suicide. (Not true).

That poor baby. Thank dog she's too young to remember any of this.


GravatarPresident Bush, who most of you abhor, has once again done a masterful job of holding the Republicans together while making the Democrats look weak and divided regarding Iraq. This 30% President will have his way in Iraq while majority Democrats stand around with a thumb up their ases. Iraq will not be lost on President Bush's watch.


Gravatarfocus...sconi=Wisconsin
dew, omnischievous grin

I wish! love it though best friend went to med-school there. I would visit for many weeks every summer or at least until I got to see the Bodeans ... oh , and Wauwatosa rocks
focus | 09.08.07 - 11:36 pm | #

you wish what?


GravatarStrawhat, worst part? His mother is complicit in all this.


GravatarInterestingly, CPS was going to go out in five days. Then it was Monday. 2 minutes later they called back and said, tonight.


GravatarFred Thomson is the "Law and Order Candidate" in the sense that he belongs to Nixon's time.


GravatarOh hell. I remember you kind of regarded MIL as an ally of sorts.


Gravatarsallyh: you'd been under the illusion that the in-laws were OK, right?


GravatarPresident Bush, who most of you abhor, has once again done a masterful job of holding the Republicans together while making the Democrats look weak and divided regarding Iraq

I thought Our ally Osamy baby did all that?


GravatarProfWombat, clearly we haven't seen him use in 2 weeks, but Mlle saw him shoot up in a friend's car 2 weeks ago.


Gravatar...has once again done a masterful job of holding the Republicans together...

I think the glue that holds them together is stale semen.


GravatarIraq will not be lost on President Bush's watch.

You haven't been paying attention. It's already lost.


Gravataryou wish what?
dew, omnischievous grin



to be posting from 'sconi ... it's something about the trees and stuff


GravatarProfWombat, I want to believe the best of everyone. Yes, I made that mistake.


GravatarWe have almost finished the Shiraz. How 'bout some Waipara West Pinot Noir?


GravatarHis mother is complicit in all this.

There's a shocker.


Gravatarmy doggie..has halftime gone from 15 minutes to 30?

ack!!!!

what will pvt zodick have to say?


GravatarDrove up 45 from Fond du Lac to Oshkosh today. Absolutely gorgeous.


GravatarNow smalfish, don't go quoting trolls -- it harshes the killfile mellow. Here I'd disappeared it & when you quoted him, I had to see it again.


GravatarThis 30% President will have his way in Iraq while majority Democrats stand around with a thumb up their ases. Iraq will not be lost on President Bush's watch.
slamcl

Amazingly pathetic, isn't it? (And here I was thinking that there really were not modifiers for pathetic. Sheesh, Bushites opening new avenues of thought every fucking day!)


GravatarWalterNeff, I'll take that, and thank you


GravatarPresident Bush, who most of you abhor, has once again done a masterful job of holding the Republicans together while making the Democrats look weak and divided regarding Iraq

yes, all the whores do suck for the same pimp - but it aint bush ...


GravatarIran is not going to be attacked. An interesting, truly unusual, genuine new development in a Middle East that always seemed stuck in a loop has rendered destabilizing bloodthirsty rumors to their proper place as mere rumors.


Gravatarsallyh: he'll deny it, of course, and his lawyer will try to prevent a search...


GravatarNow smalfish, don't go quoting trolls -- it harshes the killfile mellow. Here I'd disappeared it & when you quoted him, I had to see it again.

My bad.


Gravatarsallyh

good luck. it looks like the Law is the only way that is going to be resolved. condolences.


GravatarProfWombat, clearly we haven't seen him use in 2 weeks, but Mlle saw him shoot up in a friend's car 2 weeks ago.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 09.08.07 - 11:45 pm | #


Excuse me? He's not in jail for doing something like that? He's a user and he's got a gun??????

This guy needs to be taken off the streets asap.


GravatarThis 30% President will have his way in Iraq while majority Democrats stand around with a thumb up their ases.

Ah, finally, parody troll flies his real flag.


GravatarWilliams score is really great here. I hope Spielberg bought him and Verna Fields expensive cars for saving his movie.


GravatarIran is not going to be attacked. An interesting, truly unusual, genuine new development in a Middle East that always seemed stuck in a loop has rendered destabilizing bloodthirsty rumors to their proper place as mere rumors.
J&A | 09.08.07 - 11:48 pm | #

...um...wha......???


GravatarI am trying to figure this, someone got away, someone got out of Texas. Rory went over the wire and made it.


GravatarFred Thomson is the "Law and Order Candidate" in the sense that he belongs to Nixon's time.

No, he's the "Law and Order" candidate because that was the show he was on. That's all he's got to offer -- questionable star power. He really is the most obvious heir to Ronald "Death Valley Days" Reagan.


GravatarProfWombat, we believe he is jeopardizing the well being of Maddy. And it was interesting how they decided, after finding out his parole status, that CPS decided to go there tonight.


Gravatarsallyh: make an expensive cheesecake and send me a piece


GravatarChild protective services en route to the ex's house tonight.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Well, hoo-rah.

What's it going to take? A fucking cadaver to be left on your doorstep? Stop youir fucking whining about this little shit and do something about it.

Quite frankly, it's getting tiresome listening to you come in to this site, pissing and moaning about the entire situation.

Do something about it, for fucks sake!.

Stop your sniveling shit, and looking for someone to say to you, "oh, we support you, dear!".....

You keep telling yourself that right up to the point your child is killed by this idiot. Then come in here and whine, "Oh, how could this happen?????"

Jesus Christ, enough already!


GravatarBrooklyn Girl, no, no gun.

Shooting heroin.


GravatarSallyh - some Sam for when the g'dotter is home.


Gravatarwhat a load of bullshit.


GravatarI am SOO not gay...
Larry Craig


R2.


GravatarZod: you're way over the line now.


Gravatar"Jesus Christ, enough already!
General Zod |"


Lay off.


GravatarChild protective services en route to the ex's house tonight.

in LA, I think "Adult Protective Services" has a domestic violence arm as well ... sometimes even against the will of the victim i think ...


GravatarSallyh,

I sincerely hope this works out to best for all concerned. I have not voiced an opinion for I really know so little about the subject that whatever I would say would be of little benefit. But please don't construe my silence as not caring for that would not be correct: I just don't know what to tell you to do.

I hope you understand and that you seek the advice of a person trained and experienced in working within these systems.


GravatarGeneral Zod - until tonight I really did not understand why people had a problem with you.

Now, I do understand.


GravatarThe last Neanderthal persons are believed to have lived in Andalusia, Spain c. 26,000 B.P.

Not that I'm implying any geographic coincidence.

But it does, for me, connote a sacred weight to Spain.


GravatarProfWombat, we believe he is jeopardizing the well being of Maddy. And it was interesting how they decided, after finding out his parole status, that CPS decided to go there tonight.

Would they not charge him with kidnapping?


GravatarQuite frankly, it's getting tiresome listening to you come in to this site, pissing and moaning about the entire situation.

I don't think she was directing any of her comments to you, Zod. Why don't you just mind your own fucking business?


GravatarEvening all... I realize Hecate is long gone but I am posting this anyway since I finally caught up to the end of a thread:


Note to Hecate: Saw your request to Jeffraham for an invocation to the Rain Goddess involving water-throwing. In keeping with the spirit of the thing, while noting that we are in no position to tell rain to go away quite yet as we are still 20+ inches short of normal rainfall this year, I propose (and will myself perform as well) this alternative phrasing--

Rain, rain, share your bounty
Please do spread to Hecate's county



And to everybody else: please quit quoting the Annoying Person du Nuit, it ruins the entire effect of killfile and also accomplishes nothing but making it happy. It's not like the person is going to quiet down and engage in reasonable discussion, is it?

thank you....oh, and drinking margaritas here. Temps in the mid 80s are a great improvement over the 100+ of the last month but still entirely warm enough to justify continuation of summer beverage habits.


Gravatarthere you go, some blogging for when your daughter gets her teeth kicked in and her legs broken..... Thanks, NTodd!


GravatarCan we all get a sit-a-round Kum-bay-ah?


GravatarBrooklyn Girl, no, no gun.

Shooting heroin.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 09.08.07 - 11:50 pm | #


Ah, I misunderstood. He was shooting up in the car. Well, that's pretty screwed up, too. He's very unstable and dangerous, and needs to be off the streets.


Gravatarzod - I think I fucked a guy like you's wife once.


GravatarRor, that is pretty pretty country.


GravatarGeneral Zod, I hope you die a long and miserable death. A quick one would be too good for you.


GravatarGeneral Zod


Way, WAY over the line boyo. You need to chill the fuck out.


GravatarSorry you're leaving one of the freer countries in the world, compadre


GravatarRor, that is pretty pretty country.
strawhat | 09.08.07 - 11:52 pm | #


That it is. And the house we bought is just 1 1/2 blocks off the lake!


GravatarDWD, we've got an excellent family attorney.

And now, we're playing hardball.


Gravatarthere you go, some blogging for when your daughter gets her teeth kicked in and her legs broken..... Thanks, NTodd!

Wow, Zod, you really have some issues. Reading comp being only the least of them.


GravatarSallyh, Please don't let him get to you - you need your strength for what's going on in your life. waste not one second on him. and get killfile.


Gravatarzod - I think I fucked a guy like you's wife once.

Hell, I'm gay as the Macys Parade and I fucked her.


GravatarZod needs to kiss the front bumper of a fast moving car.


GravatarZod is under a lot of stress what with him single-handedly manning a trench on the Siegfried Line over in the sand.


GravatarYou know, these milk chocolate peanut butter maltballs from Trader Joe's aren't too bad.


GravatarI hated winning, sometimes, as a defense attorney.

It felt pretty good that I kept the podunk local poh-lice from railroading somebody without money.

But my clients usually had *some* degree of culpability, and often, I surmised it was a lot of it.


GravatarUncle Blodge, I just engaged in killfiling the Zod.

The pause that refreshes


Gravatarsallyh: they really had no choice but to go there tonight. And all to the good for the custody issue that'll come up. His lawyer may have given him advice, but it was bad advice, in my opinion, and it'll cost him if he tries to follow it. The main thing is to get Maddie out of his hands, and get a restraining order on him.


GravatarGeneral Zod, I hope you die a long and miserable death. A quick one would be too good for you.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


I just was playing with the dogs.

Been away for a few minutes.

And to read this from you??!!

WTF did I miss?


.


Gravatarmilk chocolate peanut butter maltballs

well, see. now I hate you: I WANT THEM NOW


GravatarWTF did I miss?

The glue came away from the particle board facade.


GravatarWTF did I miss?

Scroll up and be appalled.


Gravatarhey, don't get down on Zod, the local animal shelter is closed for repairs, so he ain't had any sex for a few days. Zod gets an edge, and says things he really shouldn't, when he can't stick it up the ass of some frightened and hungry labrador retriever.


GravatarYes, and killfile proved its worth yet again.


Gravatar"The pause that refreshes "

Indeed - I don't know why I don't get it.

killfile away.

don't know what got into him tonight - as i said I never saw him as that big a pain but now -

what he said was uncalled for - and way over the line.


Gravatarsallyh: I hope you visit our site on opening day - we'll be giving away iPhones and iPod Touches


GravatarWalterNeff, so you've been to Harry and David's


GravatarToo much hatred, both online and in meatspace.

I'm out.


GravatarWe should all be listing to Pavarotti sing "Nessun Dorma" and taking a deep sigh.


GravatarApropos of nothing, my wife and I have a pottery stand at the end of the driveway that I operate on the weekends=, and today I found a $20 bill tucked under one of the pieces. Some nice soul bought a piece this a.m., left a $20 for it, and drove off when we weren't home. Total honor system. Augusta, Maine is not a bad place to live.


Gravatarwell, see. now I hate you: I WANT THEM NOW
WalterNeff, 10/08/07 | 09.08.07 - 11:57 pm | #


Hey, d00d, you were the one taunting everyone here with your fancy french toast.


GravatarWalterNeff, October 15, correct?

Which is also Mlle's birthday


Gravatar"WTF did I miss?

Scroll up and be appalled."

absolutely - it's unreal.


GravatarWe should all be listing to Pavarotti sing "Nessun Dorma" and taking a deep sigh.
François

Tears

He was truly amazing


GravatarDoug, that's wonderful!

And you do have beautiful pottery.


GravatarNow that Zod has achieved his purpose of getting thread to pay attention to him...

Maybe he should be more direct, head for a grocery store, throw himself on the floor in the candy aisle and have a really good tantrum.


GravatarMrs. Ibrahim, you made me laugh


GravatarI got this one Coast Guard dude off of a DUI charge, when he was so toasted, that he fell out of his Camaro, and somehow had the vehicle in reverse, with the front wheel jammed up against his leg, with him essentially under the vehicle.

And that's how the Virginia State Trooper found him.


Gravatardoug

when we traveled Down East two summers ago we were amazed and astounded how prevalent the honor system is for local farmers and artisans.

now, if only the local lobstertmen could catch the spirit.


GravatarOh wow, Torchwood premier on BBC America now. I almost missed it, thinking it started in a couple weeks.


GravatarBut don't quote it.

Yes, Pavarotti had a voice the likes of which comes along once in a century, I swear it. The warmth, the range, the expressivity -- amazing. And the Tribune's music critic wrote that Pavarotti didn't really read music, isn't that astonishing? That means that that gorgeous, amazing voice was barely trained.  Un-be-lievable.


GravatarMaybe he should be more direct, head for a grocery store, throw himself on the floor in the candy aisle and have a really good tantrum.
EkCenTriK


ummm, ok...... But I'll still be alive tomorrow.


GravatarScroll up and be appalled."

absolutely - it's unreal.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher


I did.

He is drunk and feels unloved.
Why he comes here? He blames this place?


.


GravatarHas Trader Joe's got those crystals that deodorize?


Gravatarmoved up to the 8th to coincide with the Austin Film Festival - there's a countdown clock in the offices. Hair-raising what we're trying to accomplish in such a short time.


Gravatar
ummm, ok...... But I'll still be alive tomorrow.


The world mourns.


GravatarAnd that's how the Virginia State Trooper found him.
MP | 09.09.07 - 12:02 am | #


I once hit a cornfield....back when I was young and irresponsible.


GravatarWhy he comes here? He blames this place?


.
agave


Yoda? is that you?


GravatarEvening all.

Been away for a while -- what irksome stuff have I missed?


GravatarDoug, that's wonderful!

And you do have beautiful pottery.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 09.09.07 - 12:00 am | #
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Thank you Sally, that is very nice, and all my best thoughts to you. I have been saving this little story all day for you folks. It is one of those simple but profound incidents that helps to wash away the bad and keep us hoping for better.


GravatarHey Rors, if yer still lurking....sorry to hear of domestic difficulties but remember hearing one time that the three biggest strains on a marriage were having a kid, buying a house and moving. 2 out of 3 you've just gone through and an outbreak of discord is surprising?

Buck up, practice whatever meditative techniques you prefer, and apologize abjectly. Whatever the argument was about and whether you were right or not is hardly important. Just apologize. It shows good intentions.


Gravatar"Now that Zod has achieved his purpose of getting thread to pay attention to him..."

I think I am a pretty mellow sort - but I am not about to forget what he did here - the stuff earlier with Ntodd was bad but what he did to our sallyh was just WRONG. Pretty close to unforgivable.


GravatarWhatcha have opening, Walter Neff (if you don't mind my asking)?


GravatarThe world mourns.
smalfish, free at last


nice to know how short your humanity flows, asswipe.


Gravatar"ummm, ok...... But I'll still be alive tomorrow.
General Zod "

True, but maybe you would have satisfied this penchant for acting out. Then you might leave everyone alone and stop being a complete ass.


GravatarDoug Watts

Portland ain't so bad either.


Gravatar
Been away for a while -- what irksome stuff have I missed?


We're gonna need some of your magic troll be gone.


GravatarBeen away for a while -- what irksome stuff have I missed?

General Irk, for one.


Gravatar"True, but maybe you would have satisfied this penchant for acting out. Then you might leave everyone alone and stop being a complete ass."

Ditto


Gravatar
nice to know how short your humanity flows, asswipe.


Anything for you dearie. Call me when you need some more lovin.


Gravatar"Pretty close to unforgivable."

Close? He has a long way to go to achieve forgiveness IMHO.

But he is text on a screen. So what does that mean in the scheme of things?


GravatarZod after what you've said tonight you have no right to lecture anyone on their humanity.


GravatarDrugs worked again. Eyelids feel like 25lb barbells so I guess I will head for bed.

Have a good evening and keep 'em flyin'

Night, all.


GravatarBeen away for a while -- what irksome stuff have I missed?

General Irk, for one.
NTodd, Pig-headed Coward | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 12:06 am | #


Yeah, he's been even more of an asshole than usual tonight.


GravatarIf you killfile your enemy, and then all your unkillfiled friends quote the bastard...


Gravatar"So what does that mean in the scheme of things?"

it's all relative, i suppose.


Gravatarnice to know how short your humanity flows, asswipe.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!


GravatarYoda? is that you?
General Zod


Yes my Son.

Focus.

.


Gravatarmrs. ibrahim al-jafaari | 09.09.07 - 12:02 am | #
--

You are right. Honor system boxes are very common at little farm stands in Maine and Massachusetts, probly elsewhere, but all I know is Maine and Mass. You take some sweet corn, put the money in the box, and drive off. It's quite nice to ponder cuz it is real.


GravatarI think I am a pretty mellow sort - but I am not about to forget what he did here - the stuff earlier with Ntodd was bad but what he did to our sallyh was just WRONG. Pretty close to unforgivable.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher


Yeah, sure, Uncle -

And when it happens for real - don't bitch at me. This kind of shit goes on and on, and everyone in here listens to this person enable it, day after day.

So sure, call me an ass for letting you all know what's going to happen unless someone does something about it know. Until then keep your condescending tones and bullshit to your self, huh?


Gravatar"If you killfile your enemy, and then all your unkillfiled friends quote the bastard..."

keep reminding people. I am now much more careful about that.


Gravatarabyssgazer:

I was asked to act as Creative Director for the redesign and relaunch of a major entertainment site. I will also be blogging there under my real ID about film marketing/key art (posters, trailers, etc.). It goes live on the 8th, but I can release the identity on 10/01. I have to admit, I said yes for the "access". Laminates, baby.


Gravatar"Honor system boxes are very common at little farm stands"

Haven't seen something like that in 40 years. Last I remember was in Indiana.


GravatarThis Futureshock video, Late At Night is awesome and fills me with the urge to wander the streets late at night.


GravatarHere's a previous post of mine at the end of a recent thread. It's a review of a book by Naomi Klein, "The Shock Doctrine: The Rise Of Disaster Capitalism." The review, in and of itself, was eye opening to me in a connecting-more-of-the-dots kind of way. Please take some moments to read it.
http://www.canada.com/vancouvers...40- fe546ae3671d


GravatarDoug Watts | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 12:08 am | #

I bought pumpkins in Wisconsin last fall on the honor system. I think it is common on the farm.


GravatarUntil then keep your condescending tones and bullshit to your self, huh?

You ever find that bumper of a fast moving car yet?


Gravatarthe stuff earlier with Ntodd was bad but what he did to our sallyh was just WRONG. Pretty close to unforgivable.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher

As a person who has had run ins with the inimitable NTodd, I have to weigh in here. That was TRULY unforgivable. We've all come here seeking some sense of community, whether for good reasons or bad (Trolls). Sallyh is in a very vulnerable position, and that needs to be respected. We should try to stay away from purely ad Hominem attacks, even when having heated discussions on important issues. Some rules of decorum need to be observed.


Gravatar Pretty close to unforgivable.
Uncle Blodge,


He's done this at least three times in the last eighteen months. When he gets everyone upset, he makes a speechifyin' post about how he's been playing us for weeks, and will be back to do it again, and start engaging people, then pick fights, then make his little speech again....


Gravatar"Honor system boxes are very common at little farm stands"

Haven't seen something like that in 40 years. Last I remember was in Indiana.
EkCenTriK | 09.09.07 - 12:09 am | #


I lived in central Jersey from 1990-1998, and they had honor boxes for fireweood.


GravatarDoug Watts

Portland ain't so bad either.
Duane V | 09.09.07 - 12:05 am | #
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Me love Portland, Maine a lot. Where I met my wife.


Gravatar"And when it happens for real - don't bitch at me. This kind of shit goes on and on, and everyone in here listens to this person enable it, day after day."

God forbid that people should communicate and connect. That must be a horrible thing to you.


GravatarGeneral Dogfucker and His Merry Band of Stray Mongrels, they have tea parties with biscuits. The band starts to whimper, however, when the General beings to lube himself.

The Humane Society is awre of the problem, and has released a bulletin to all the local shelters. Unfortunately, the "free to good home" classifieds is still a steady supply.

poor pooches, but how and why the General has such an overwhelming prediliction for canine rectum is something only the local district authorities can discover.


GravatarSallyh, a couple few weeks I ago posted some stupid shit about "trailor parks and white trash"
re your situ. I cannot apologize enough. There is no hate like self-hate, and I have lived in the trailor park and I have been in America's jails. No excuses.

That boy needs to be locked down, and G'Zod? Take a nap.


GravatarWhen he gets everyone upset, he makes a speechifyin' post about how he's been playing us for weeks, and will be back to do it again, and start engaging people, then pick fights, then make his little speech again....


But its OK.

Zod's a War Commenter.


GravatarZod - as if what you said was helpful. like sallyh does not know what the risks are - like she is not trying to do what she can as you struggle to get the top off the fucking pringles.

I will call you an as because you are acting like one.

Really - I used to wonder what the problem was. I thought you weren't so bad. I see I was wrong.

Condescending tones? - ok how about this - fuck off and die, you loser motherfucker.

That better?


GravatarFuck NTodd, he owes me 15 bucks and a reach around.


Gravatar"then make his little speech again....
Jim"

Again, attention seems to be the traget. Also sounds a lot like Incog.


Gravatarnod your heads, tell her you all agree, and continue to let the abuse continue...... yeah, that's the answer, Uncle Blodge..... Fuck you and whatever you think is unforgivable. If by being an ass I wake someone up, then fine, that's what happens.

Don't judge someone you don't know, pal. I've seen the whole abuse thing happen too close for comfort myself. Just keep saying, oh, it will get better, oh, someone will stop it, oh, don't butt in.....

next thing you know, someone's being buried.


sorry if the truth hurts, Unk.


GravatarZod - Blow me.


GravatarAh, the secret identity.

That's sounds very, very cool, WalterNeff.


GravatarOkay, it's morning.

How are we all?


Gravatar
When he gets everyone upset, he makes a speechifyin' post about how he's been playing us for weeks, and will be back to do it again, and start engaging people, then pick fights, then make his little speech again....


Incogesque.


GravatarI have nothing further to say to Zod. Gratuitous cruelties toward people I care about (two tonight; others in the past) will do that.


GravatarZod thinks everyone here is a dumbass and he's lord and god.


Go fuck yourself asshole.


Gravatarnod your heads, tell her you all agree, and continue to let the abuse continue......

Where the fuck have you been, dorkmeister? We've been advising calling the cops, getting a restraining order, removing Mlle and Maddie from the situ. We actually care, as opposed to you, who only want to lord over us some weird sense of superiority.

Go tell it to the Marines, you flukeraping buttmunch.


Gravatar"I have nothing further to say to Zod."

I think I'll join you in that.


Gravatargullycat, apologies always accepted.

Thanks.


Gravatarflukeraping buttmunch...

I do hope that is in the public domain.


GravatarZod's a cocksucker who uses his teeth.


Gravatar"
I do hope that is in the public domain."

I think that needs defining first. Maybe a Wiki article to itself.


Gravatar"I think that needs defining first. Maybe a Wiki article to itself."

yeah - but you just know it's a good one.


GravatarPeople like Zod haven't one fucking clue, because nothing much has happened to them, so they think they are free to dictate how everyone ought to respond to the veryt stimuli they are unfamiliar with. Well.....wrong. Eh?


Gravatarbut what he did to our sallyh was just WRONG. Pretty close to unforgivable.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher


What happened to sallyh?


GravatarSarah Deere!!

How are ya?


GravatarHow about a Fouke Monster thread?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fou...i/ Fouke_Monster


only movie that scared me, just cause I'm from Ark..


GravatarIt seems Fred Thompson was a comic book character before he was a politician. Go to the link and scroll down a bit and you'll see what I mean...
http://comiccoverage.typepad.com...y-night- fi.html


Gravatarsallyh is enjoying a nice pinot


GravatarMe love Portland, Maine a lot. Where I met my wife.
Doug Watts

We moved here about a year and a half ago, and can't get over how great it is. We want to yell about it, but don't want to let the secret out...


Gravatar Hola sallyh!


GravatarI've seen the whole abuse thing happen too close for comfort myself. Just keep saying, oh, it will get better, oh, someone will stop it, oh, don't butt in.....

Allen Butler to his Mommy: "Why are you letting that dog put his thing inside you?"

Once an Aggie dogfucker always an Aggie dogfucker. You and Toby should hook up, he likes the rubbery feel of a dog's rectum around his dick, too. plus, he's a local.


GravatarIf you killfile your enemy, and then all your unkillfiled friends quote the bastard...
J&A


If I inoculate myself, that’s good; if my friends remain vulnerable, that’s bad ... so sometimes you must expose and destroy the little fecal-virus ... for the good of the community


Gravatar"What happened to sallyh?"

Scroll up. comment to her by Zod. you need to read it yourself.


GravatarOkay, it's morning.

How are we all?

steve simels

present and glad to be alive, sir


GravatarI'm gonna attempt to sleep.

TTFN.


Gravatarfocus | 09.09.07 - 12:19 am |

No, that's wrong for the same reason several comments tell latecomers to scroll up.


Gravatarnight all - off to "sleep"


Gravatarhttp://comiccoverage.typepad.com....com...y-night- fi.html
Richard |

fairly hilarious...!!!


GravatarNite Watler and Smallfish.



Damn wine. Damn Tyoes.


Gravatar"that's wrong for the same reason several comments tell latecomers to scroll up."

well - if they ask, should we not tell them it's there to see if they want to?

I'm not seeing it as the same... am i wrong?


GravatarFluke raping ?

NTODD is now the officially teh koolest at the 95 percent confidence interval, with Chi squares.

Nobody except a fluke, being a summer flounder common along the sandbars of Buzzards Bay and southern New England, has ever used that expression before on-line in a viciously pejorative manner toward a troll.


Gravatar"flukeraping buttmunch"

Oh, that is...Pure Genius. I have to hand it to you..

"flukeraping buttmunch"

Wow...

But Bush was still in on 9/11..


GravatarLost the cable broadband for a few minutes. Anything untoward happen while I was gone?


GravatarScroll up. comment to her by Zod. you need to read it yourself.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher


Saw it.

Sad when cousins marry. Really.


GravatarDeacon Blues

How are you?


GravatarMighty good eating, flukes. I'd reserve them for that purpose, m'self...


GravatarHey, Uncle Blodge!!!!

I've had a so-so day. Missing my g'dtr a lot, so have been weepy. But...I'll get by.

You?


Gravatar"Anything untoward happen while I was gone?"

Bush resigned, world peace ensued. Putin even put his shirt back on.


otherwise, not much.


GravatarZod is obviously an attention whore. The best way to deal with a troll like that is to ignore him completely. He will eventually give up and find another board to haunt. Don't waste your breath, folks. And my sympathies as well, Sallyh.


GravatarToons, did you lose power as well? We did at this end of the Valley.


GravatarWe moved here about a year and a half ago, and can't get over how great it is. We want to yell about it, but don't want to let the secret out...
Duane V | 09.09.07 - 12:19 am | #
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My wife lived on Quebec Street, on the Eastern Promenade on Munjoy Hill. It is really nice. I'm glad you found it.


GravatarOh fuck Zod. He's nothing more than a pesky mosquito.


Gravatar{{{Sarah Deere}}}

I'm so sorry. I cannot imagine the pain and despair you must be feeling.

You are strength itself.


GravatarBless wine. Damn Typos.
EkCenTriK |

Fixed yer comment


Gravatarhey Sarah--thinking of you


GravatarMax P, yeah, he sent another email, saying my daughter is delusional and playing us. And that my husband got aggressive with him.

Fucking fool. Doesn't he know you don't mess with an Irishwoman?


GravatarSarah Deere - my kids are having problems with their mom, my new school is working my ass off, and I got a new macbook to use at the school. also finished a book - american gods by Neil Gaiman

oh - and I had eggs benedict for breakfast today.


Gravatar(((Sarah Deere)))


GravatarL.A. Times

"Pope urges rediscovery of Christianity"


Lost it again I see.


GravatarEkCenTrik, I believe it's in hiding right now.


GravatarScrolled up and saw Gen Zod's comment to Sallyh.
Gee man, totally inappropriate and cruel.


GravatarI would so love to move to Maine. the coast, or maybe along a river. we would grow apples and daniel and elizabeth could learn to kayak.

dreaming of Maine.


Gravatar"Fixed yer comment
Sarah Deere "

You are so correct.


Gravatar"Pope urges rediscovery of Christianity"

used to always ask "have you found god?" did the christians.


GravatarMrs. Ibrahim, I know you're exhausted, but the joy you convey in parenting Elizabeth and Daniel shimmers. You and Ibrahim are wonderful parents.


Gravatarsallyh: did you make printed copies of Mr X's e-mails? Probably did, but just thinking of every i i can dot...


GravatarBush resigned, world peace ensued. Putin even put his shirt back on.

That would be considered toward, not untoward.

Toons, did you lose power as well? We did at this end of the Valley.

Nope. Didn't lose power or the cable phones or tv. My little flickery box kicked me and young Master Toons off the intertubes and wouldn't reconnect. I tried a trick from the last time we lost the broadband -- unplugged the power cable to the flickery box for 10 seconds, then reconnected it and let it reset. Worked like a charm.


GravatarAh, Sallyh.....some days are better than others. Today has been a stinker. I ache for her, my beautiful girl.

All I can do is remind myself that she is no longer in pain.

I am currently concerned about your lovely Madison and your beautiful Mlle. I demand safety for them! I know you and Monsieur will do everything you can to make it so.


GravatarProfWombat | 09.09.07 - 12:24 am | #
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Mais oui. Fluke are the best fish I have ever eaten. Unbelievable. We wrap the fillets with summer squash in tinfoil packages and put them on the coals of a camp fire. They steam themselves in about 10 minutes. Wow ...


Gravataralso finished a book - american gods by Neil Gaiman

Heh. I just started it the other night. It's a lot of fun.


GravatarChristianity was misplaced around the time of the great Spanish rape of the New World in the Vatican All Gold Room.


Gravatarthe joy you convey in parenting Elizabeth and Daniel shimmers.

amen to that!!!


GravatarProfWombat, oh yes. Have them saved.

Mlle got a book on DV today. She was crying. It described her situation to a T.

Actually, until this evening, we had a great day, Mlle and I. We shopped for La Bebe and went to the bookstore and had breakfast together.

It's been a long time since I was allowed to be alone with my daughter. No, seriously.


GravatarWicked sweet, fluke. Great to feed a kid who thinks he doesn't like fish...


GravatarThere was this storm that arrived last night, the while I was watching it, struck a high tension line. About two seconds later, two HV transformers blew up, blacking out the whole area.
They produced a nice shower of sparks, and this lovely UV flash. Today I heard it also took out a bunch of data lines running to a few stores (no ATM, debit or credit cards working at those places)

Though my power dropped for a few hours, my surge suppressors worked well enough that no electronics here were damaged. I had to reset some breakers.


GravatarSallyh, sorry to see the SIL situation spiraling down.

Mrs. Blues and I spend the day picking out tile for the kitchen and bath remodels, and buying sinks and a kitchen faucet.


GravatarFucking fool. Doesn't he know you don't mess with an Irishwoman?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Jail gets these sociopaths' attention, believe me.


Gravatar"Christianity was misplaced around the time of the great Spanish..."


I predict it will be in proximity to God's comb and extra lighter.

Oh and the drill chuck that is always somewhere else.


GravatarPutin even put his shirt back on.

He did? Fuck! And to think I was almost ready to change my team jersey.


Gravatar"It's a lot of fun."

got told about another book a his - neverwhere - by someone here.

if you haven't read that yet pick it up when you're done american gods.


GravatarDeacon, I hope you enjoyed that activity. I personally find home improvement projects extraordinarily stressful


Gravataroh - and I had eggs benedict for breakfast today.
Uncle Blodge,

Uncle, we take what we can get


GravatarChristianity was misplaced around the time of the great Spanish rape of the New World in the Vatican All Gold Room.

You're being too kind. It was lost well before then.


GravatarI can't believe how delusional you people are regarding the flukofascist menace.


GravatarMax, I don't know. He did 13 years for armed robbery.

He's not very good at acting in his own self interest.


GravatarDoug

Yes, we live near USM and are currently trying desperately to keep the local plans to consolidate the schools from happening. We feel it will turn our neighborhood into a dorm.. Right now it is made up of young families, with the odd grad student/ college age student house mixed in.


GravatarProfWombat...strawhat...howdies to you both, not to mention great big hugs.


GravatarNTodd, it's not flukes that are a problem; it's flukeworms.

What, you never watched X Files?


Gravatarsallyh: it'll help her to know that there are others who've been in her situation and made it, and it's nothing but good news that she's open to it.

Expect great things from that kid. And stay safe...


Gravatar"Uncle, we take what we can get"

Yeah - I took a hit thursday when i found out that one of my old students is in prison.

she was one of the special ones - and i was sure she was going to be ok.


GravatarFucking fool. Doesn't he know you don't mess with an Irishwoman?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere

Oh, his ass is grass. He knows not what he does....


Gravatarback atcha Sarah D


Gravatar...The best way to deal with a troll like that is to ignore him completely...
Iggy


You are correct, sir!


GravatarDon't judge someone you don't know, pal. private zod

My untrained and “prejudging” diagnosis is: anti-social and self-forced failure syndrome, manifested through substantial frustration and hostile lashing-out episodes with extreme lonely assholelishness ... but I am not a vetranarian


Gravatar...247th?! Drat!!


GravatarIf only, if only...


Gravatarthanks sally


Gravatar...two minutes between postings and both are me?


GravatarAnyone who does not hang out on sports message boards doesn't know what they're missing. Actual exchange:

"First of all, its obvious where you stand on the KF/KW debate just by reading this post. Second...Its all relative.

Kirby Freeman was "Buck Ortegaish" out there, KW sucked much less."

THE REPLY:

" KW did not suck much less. They were both SO awful that it's like asking if you would like to die from being eaten by a shark or lit on fire and then eaten by the shark.

You people are sitting here with a straight face and HONESTLY saying that being eaten by a shark is actually pretty good and even a really good death."

Fucking. A.


GravatarI can't believe how delusional you people are regarding the flukofascist menace

Yeah I am aware, and I don't eat water cress.


GravatarDoug

Yes, we live near USM and are currently trying desperately to keep the local plans to consolidate the schools from happening. We feel it will turn our neighborhood into a dorm.. Right now it is made up of young families, with the odd grad student/ college age student house mixed in.
Duane V | 09.09.07 - 12:33 am | #
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You're in Deering and/or near Brighton Ave (?) I'm assuming. I have a few friends in that part of Portland. It is a very nice and old residential neighborhood. Big trees too.

USM planetarium is pretty kool. Me and the wife went there on a date, fairly trashed, i might add.


GravatarHe did 13 years for armed robbery.

He's not very good at acting in his own self interest.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere

Oh. My. Fucking. God.
I did not know this.

Dang, get everything on record, and get this fucked up POS outta your life!!!!!


GravatarNTodd, it's not flukes that are a problem; it's flukeworms.

What, you never watched X Files?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


I didn't know a fluke was a fish. But I remember that X-files episode though. Grossout!

Valium makes shopping a lot more pleasurable. I do love what we selected,though. It's going to be beautiful.


Gravatardreaming of Maine.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari

C'mon up!

Speaking of the genius that is Neil Gaiman, has anyone seen "Stardust" yet?


GravatarIf only, if only...

This isn't Kirk talking about that chick who wanted to be Captain, is it?


GravatarHe did 13 years for armed robbery.

Please don't mistake this, but 3-5 of actual hard time if nobody got killed is normal in this state for armed robbery.

Maybe he's just generally pissed about his sentence.


Gravatari found out that one of my old students is in prison.

she was one of the special ones - and i was sure she was going to be ok.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher |

oh, honey - heartbreak.


GravatarBloody hard to post when a cat keeps dancing on your keyboard....


GravatarSo today, we were at a picnic -- DH is part of a charitable org and today was the annual picnic. Gorgeous day for a picnic, btw. It's an interesting crowd -- there's a Spanish-speaking chapter, and a little group of Irish immigrants, and a bunch of nort'west side Polish -- a fun crowd for a picnic, believe me.

Anyway. It's about time to close up shop, so DH & I are folding up the volleyball net that he'd borrowed from a colleague & brought, and these two lovely little girls, maybe 5 or 6, come strolling up, holding hands, and ask "Whatcha doing?" And since DH is busy tucking the volleyball net into its case, I engage: "Putting away the volleyball net." "Why?" "Well, it's about time to start getting ready to go." "Doesn't it stay here?" "No, he brought it," pointing at DH. "Why?" "So people could play with it." "Why?" "Cause that's what people do for picnics, bring food for people to eat and games for people to play." "Oh. That's a nice thing to do." And the silent one handed me a flower -- a red clover blossom.
 
Wasn't that sweet?


GravatarAs usual, Frank Rich cuts through the bullshit...
http://welcome-to-pottersville.b...-down- well.html


GravatarI find it interesting that most of those who vilify “conspiracy theorists” do so by first constructing a straw man argument. NTodd had so many strawmen thrown up and slapped around yesterday, I had staw in my hair and out my ears all the while accusing us of throwing up strawmen. For instance, by definition a conspiracy involves more than one person. That’s it. It does not necessarily involve 3 nor 3,000 participants. It only requires more than one. Given that fact, in the case of JFK’s murder (which he conviently ignores because 90% of the American people think Oswald didn't act alone instead of the Moon Landing Conspiracy), it is in the interest of the guilty parties and in the interest of any party with something to gain from a cover-up, to inappropriately cast the word “conspiracy” in a light that obfuscates its true meaning and cast “theorists” into a category which limits their ranks to those who subscribe to a belief in a massive plot that encompasses not only the individual theorist’s pet scenario, but also includes every other theory ever postulated by anyone, anywhere, at anytime…

It is interesting, albeit tragic, to see the agency’s signature in what I like to call: domestic perception programs. Long before the revelation of the violations of law that are contained in the recently released CIA Family Jewels, we have the agency’s own prescription on “how to” discredit critics of the Warren Report. If you recall, the majority of the recommendations were designed as methods of debunking dissenting arguments without any regard for the validity of the argument being debunked nor the veracity of the facts being offered in rebuttal.

Unfortunately, there are times when individuals pick up on the same tactics who probably have no super sinister interest in further obstructing justice…just a micro-management issue with their own personal paranoia that they may not be living in a world within their neat little vision after all. They reflexively jump to their own safe conclusions...


GravatarNTodd... did you ever read the book or see the movie "Holes"?


GravatarAnd the silent one handed me a flower -- a red clover blossom.

Wasn't that sweet?

strawhat |

Yes!!!!!


Gravatar"heartbreak."

Had to pretend it was one of those things. when i got home i cried for an hour - and for some reason feeling like i failed her somehow.

illogical? sure. but I also feel guilty for being in a good school this year while so many of my friends are in the hellholes.


GravatarI can't believe how delusional you people are regarding the flukofascist menace.
NTodd, Pig-headed Coward | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 12:32 am | #
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teh flooks are in ye and wan was then breed put it on 4 u.s. merkin hoomoo silver hake


GravatarAren't you hippies embarrassed that Osama bin Laden is offering up critiques of your anti-Bushery?

Jesus! Noam Chomsky? Ha, ha, ha...

Lower taxes?

Hee hee.


GravatarWas that a 5 or 6 week vacation?


GravatarMax P, he was supposed to serve 10, but shiv'd someone in prison. Got 3 extra years.


GravatarI didn't know a fluke was a fish.

Watch Daredevil.


GravatarHell, if you can get 13 years of actual prison time for manslaughter, that would be something.


GravatarOne way to address the Mohammedan Menace is to take a page from Osama's book and just convert.


GravatarFlukes? Pah!

Now, the Guinea worm....


GravatarYou're being too kind. It was lost well before then.
Toonscribe: UDFH Local 839 | 09.09.07 - 12:32 am |

It's just that our favorite post-Colbert Daily Show anti-organized religion joke is the Vatican Gold Room.


GravatarAren't you hippies embarrassed that Osama bin Laden is offering up critiques of your anti-Bushery?

Nope.

NTodd... did you ever read the book or see the movie "Holes"?

Nope.


Gravatar"just convert."

Red Rover, Red Rover..., send Toby on over.


GravatarWhat's with the Stella Ella song? A drinking game I am ignorant of? Anyone know the words?


GravatarWhen Keith Olbermann dons his tinfoil hat, the reception from Osama becomes much clearer for him.


GravatarI luv ya, by the way, NTodd.


GravatarFlukes? Pah!

Now, the Guinea worm....


Candiru, anyone?


Gravatar...well, then. I heartily recommend both the book and movie "Holes".


GravatarWatch Daredevil.
NTodd, Pig-headed Coward


They made a movie about flukes? I got to get out more.


GravatarOne way to address the Mohammedan Menace is to take a page from Osama's book and just convert.

You fucking pussy.


Gravatar'Holes': great movie and book, and both rather substantive kids' fare...


GravatarDeacon Blues, hey, wasn't that a great episode?

I always liked the really gross ones. Then again, I loved Maneater tonight


GravatarThe movie Holes is great... haven't read the book.


GravatarNTodd had so many strawmen thrown up and slapped around yesterday, I had staw in my hair and out my ears all the while accusing us of throwing up strawmen. For instance, by definition a conspiracy involves more than one person. That’s it.

Speaking of strawmen...


Gravatar"Then again, I loved Maneater tonight
Sallyh,"

It is things like this that encourages SciFi.

And then they get all jiggy and put up stuff like Flash Gordon.


GravatarMax P, he SAID he didn't kill anyone.

How do we know he's not lying?


Gravatarsallyh: you were probably in a thouroughly good mood for eatage tonight...


GravatarToby doesn't know a damn thing about metallurgy.


Gravatarfluke is massachusetts for summer flounder, aka "door mats" when they get big.


GravatarIsn't anyone else suspicious that a man who is probably dead, is suddenly dark haired in his old age with no access to dyes, whose words can for some reason only be translated by the Pentagon and who appears whenever his arch enemy needs him, is endorsing an atheist Jew he is highly unlikely to have ever read but who just happens to be a favorite target of that same arch enemy?


GravatarThink of it: a nationally known sportscaster/Left-wing propagandist sounds exactly like a mass murdering Islamonazi. And now he's doing NBC Sunday night "Football in America" on the main network?

WTF?!


Gravatar'Holes': great movie and book, and both rather substantive kids' fare...

I've got a copy of Holes around here on DVD my son asked me to buy for him. I may have to watch it now.


GravatarUSM planetarium is pretty kool. Me and the wife went there on a date, fairly trashed, i might add.
Doug Watts

My little girl fell in love with that planetarium.


GravatarHow do we know he's not lying?


Can't prove a negative, Sallyh.

Take care, though.


GravatarEvening batses. Seems like General Dogfucker has been around.

Sallyh, hope everything turns out for the best.


GravatarThink of it: a nationally known sportscaster/Left-wing propagandist sounds exactly like a mass murdering Islamonazi.

You've got quite an imagination, Tobes. Now go and change your diaper.


GravatarI always liked the really gross ones. Then again, I loved Maneater tonight
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


You sound like Mrs. Blues. She likes what I tease her and call her dead body shows. CSI, Cold Case, Maneater...


GravatarProfWombat, I'm always in the mood for eatage, and good eats


GravatarI thought hair-dyeing was haram. It certainly is with me. The only people who color their hair are women and homosexuals.

(Five seconds to Reagan reference...)


GravatarHow do we know he's not lying?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


I'd come down on the side that he is lying.


GravatarIsn't anyone else suspicious that a man who is probably dead, is suddenly dark haired in his old age with no access to dyes

Why do you think he has no access to dyes? He's in Pakistan, which in general supports his cause. Do you think they have no concept of hair dye?


GravatarMax P, that seems a reasonable assessment.


GravatarToby Petzold is stupid.

Someone had to say it.


GravatarWho up yonder said he just picked out *tile*? Boy oh boy, I love tile. We redid our kitchen a couple years ago & (being that we're cheap) I took a little half-hour course at Home Depot to learn how to set tile myself. And so I did -- I picked out tile (tumbled travertine and some decorative mosaics), bought the tools (cheap) & grout & stuff, and set the tile for the backsplashes all around our kitchen. I was SO PROUD. It's not hard, just calls for patience & planning & precision (like sewing), and the results are so totally worth it.

Now I wouldn't tackle a project like a bathroom -- but a kitchen backsplash was fun. And it turned out really nice.


GravatarIsn't anyone else suspicious that a man who is probably dead, is suddenly dark haired in his old age with no access to dyes, whose words can for some reason only be translated by the Pentagon and who appears whenever his arch enemy needs him, is endorsing an atheist Jew he is highly unlikely to have ever read but who just happens to be a favorite target of that same arch enemy?

Nope, dude.


Gravataris endorsing an atheist Jew he is highly unlikely to have ever read but who just happens to be a favorite target of that same arch enemy?
J&A | 09.09.07 - 12:47 am | #

Or who bemoans global warming which FreeRepublic went wild with.


GravatarHonestly, imagine if in the middle of the Vietnam War Zero Mostel came in yellow face on the TV and said in Oriental Schmoriental "Jane Fonda good wrloman, rissen to youl man Abbie Hoffman, him Daniel Ellsberg oul food flend"?


Gravatar...never before in my whole life have I witness such a string of inanity as that which spills from the keyboard of He Who Shall Not Be Named.


GravatarIsn't anyone else suspicious....

It is all terribly convenient, isn't it?


GravatarOne way to address the Mohammedan Menace is to take a page from Osama's book and just convert.
Toby Petzold


so you are an evangelical christian now tobes ? . .. see, that's why i would never killfile you. you are gold


GravatarAnd now he's doing NBC Sunday night "Football in America" on the main network?

Yeah, and later in the season Bin Laden will be providing color. The liberal media will be paying big bucks to get him here, only because they support his agenda.


GravatarJ&A:

[...] endorsing an atheist Jew he is highly unlikely to have ever read but who just happens to be a favorite target of that same arch enemy?

Oh, man. When you grow up, you're going to be really embarrassed at your intelligence now.


Gravatar"Honestly, imagine if in the middle of the Vietnam War Zero Mostel came in yellow face on the TV and said in Oriental Schmoriental "Jane Fonda good wrloman, rissen to youl man Abbie Hoffman, him Daniel Ellsberg oul food flend"?"

I see you have had a bit of wine too.


GravatarSorry, focus. I'm too busy questioning the timing to answer you just now.


Gravatar(Five seconds to Reagan reference...)

You already made it. Everybody knows Reagan was gay.


GravatarToby doesn't know a damn thing about metallurgy.

Darryl Pearce


The only thing Toby knows, is that when he pulls his thumb out of his ass, it smells funny, but tastes good when he sucks on it.



On a lighter note, how about some good flashback music.


GravatarDuane V | 09.09.07 - 12:47 am | #
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Well, Duane, with you in Portland, with a wee bit more critical mass we might be able do a New England eschaKon frightwig debacle.


GravatarI thought hair-dyeing was haram. It certainly is with me. The only people who color their hair are women and homosexuals.

Uh, no. Not unusual for elderly Moslems to dye their hair and beards. A frequently favored color is henna.


GravatarI have Toby blocked... is he still going out with Anthony?


GravatarWhat I'm taken by is the lack of discussion of the oddities. For example, the heavily drooping right eyelid.


Gravatar<i>

present and glad to be alive, sir</i>

nomination for Best Comment of the Night, imo.

Evenin'  Sarah Deere...I've been thinking you were right about on schedule to be going through a rough spell, and saw you being uncharacteristically testy a couple of nights ago. You were gone before I caught up with the end of the thread so I was unable to render advice or thoughts in general, but it seems that neither was needed.

Let me guess...what's bothering you is the guilt you feel over the relief you felt when she finally died and was no longer suffering.

Been there, gone through that. It was still a right thing to feel, so don't beat yourself up over it. Any more than you can't avoid I mean. Sure as hell doesn't mean you loved her any less.


GravatarClearly some people are drinking more entertaining wine than I am tonight (nasty cheap white zinfandel, which ordinarily I wouldn't touch, but my arthritis is acting up, so it's medicinal).


Gravatari love saturday nights in here...

whew


GravatarSorry, focus.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 12:52 am | #
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I'm assuming this happens a lot.


GravatarNow I wouldn't tackle a project like a bathroom -- but a kitchen backsplash was fun. And it turned out really nice.

strawhat


I wouldn't dare try to do any of this stuff myself. I have ZERO patience and get frustrated with tasks that require precision.

Depending on the quotes, we will go stone or ceramic in the bath. For the kitchen, we have selected the backsplash ceramics and tile pattern.

We're about 90% sure we are going with quartz for the countertops, but are going to look at granite just to see. We may go with some of each - quartz for the back part of the kitchen and granite for the peninsula in the great room.


Gravatar"my arthritis is acting up, so it's medicinal"

I take scotch for the same reason. it works.


GravatarUniversity of South Florida upsets Auburn -- 26-23 in OT.


GravatarClearly some people are drinking more entertaining wine than I am tonight

An inexpensive but decent Shiraz meself...


GravatarAlexander the Great Piece of Ass came out of the closet and down the Khyber Pass.

"Kill them all," whispered Kurtz.


GravatarI like scotch. Gentlemen's drink. Doesn't give you a hangover, either.


Gravatar"We're about 90% sure we are going with quartz for the countertops,"

daaayum - that is going to look interesing.


GravatarUsed to tell my families with cancer that anger is always a part of it, and that it'd come out in funny places, and to forgive each other for it when it does. Only confirmed in that belief with my wife's breast cancer. Tough disease, even when all goes well, as, thankfully, it is with us thus far...


GravatarCutting a hole in the house roof and putting in a skylight with an old window from your aunt's barn ... how could anything go wrong with that ?


GravatarNo Appalachian State over Michigan, but a very fine development nonetheless.


Gravatar"I like scotch. Gentlemen's drink."

hmmm - am I still allowed to drink it?

chivas at the moment - better than the cheap stuff, as good as I can afford.


Gravatarget psychiatric care, Toby. Seriously.


GravatarI have to walk at night with a spider stick. The August garden spider gets so frickin' huge and dangles from trees...
/shudder


GravatarHey kids! Suddenly dark-haired Osama sez:
"Ah yes, here in my cave hideout, I love reading new books by dissident authors which have not yet been translated into Arabic. When you murderously hate cosmopolitian liberal Jews there's nothing like cuddling up with Chomsky, Blum, Zinn, and Naomi Klein...
that is, when I'm not furiously bringing myself off to any image of Natalie Portman being hot, which is all of them..."


GravatarCutting a hole in the house roof and putting in a skylight with an old window from your aunt's barn ... how could anything go wrong with that ?
Doug Watts

Um...just whose grand idea was this?


GravatarToonscribe. Dude. It's called having a good time. I'm just riffing. And you with your square-assed stick in the mud.


GravatarMost go with granite countertops. Ceramic tile for the backsplash. Make sure they seal where the countertops and backspash meet with silicon. They can get that that'll match where they get the grout.


Gravatar"how could anything go wrong with that ?"

sounds like there's a lot of ways to fuck that one up.


Gravatar"..just a micro-management issue with their own personal paranoia that they may not be living in a world within their neat little vision after all. They reflexively jump to their own safe conclusions..."
Pinhead McPhearson

The Tuskegee Experiments, the Lusitania, etc. Governments kill their own all the time.

J&A

This is simply too convenient. What 'Osama Bin Laden' said on tape simply proves he is a fiction of the Bush Administration. Or, still an employee.


GravatarAh yes, here in my cave hideout, I love reading new books by dissident authors which have not yet been translated into Arabic.

Do you think he can't speak English, or that major works have not, at least in part, been translated into Arabic?


Gravatar ... how could anything go wrong with that ?


An electrician once looked at the damage I had caused around the fuse box, the scorched paint, the melted powerline fallen onto the ground and remarked, "Jesus Christ! I bet they felt that jolt all the way back to Boulder Dam!"


GravatarCutting a hole in the house roof and putting in a skylight with an old window from your aunt's barn ... how could anything go wrong with that

Thereby hangs a tale....


GravatarDeacon Blues -- that's going to be gorgeous. Picking out the tile is the hardest part of the whole process. I went to the "Tile Outlet" -- Chicagoans, you know the one, on Fullerton just west of the Kennedy Expressway, as they tell us over and over again on channel 9 -- and saw some <i>spectacular</i> quartz and onyx and other unusual stone tiles. In the most gorgeous colors, too. And so many. How to decide?!?! Amazing stuff you can do with stone tile.



Gravatarsounds like there's a lot of ways to fuck that one up.



"Uncle Blodge, hold my beer and watch this!"


GravatarEngineered quartz - Lagos Blue in color

http://www.caesarstoneus.com/cat...fm? ProductID=29


Gravatarellroon | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 12:58 am | #
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Shhh ... I've been stealing construction materials from the road project across the street. Shh ....

This is why hardware stores should not be allowed to sell Sawzalls to just anyone off the street.


GravatarAn electrician once looked at the damage I had caused around the fuse box, the scorched paint, the melted powerline fallen onto the ground and remarked, "Jesus Christ! I bet they felt that jolt all the way back to Boulder Dam!"
Darryl Pearce

I completely shattered a toliet tank once trying to fix it...


GravatarBut let's get back to Olbermann sounding like a speechwriter for Osama bin Laden.

Just admit it.


GravatarCutting a hole in the house roof and putting in a skylight with an old window from your aunt's barn ... how could anything go wrong with that ?

A Navajo I used to work with told me when someone died in a house, the traditional people would knock a hole in the wall of the house, (to let the ghosts of the dead out) and would abandon their hogan. This explains what I saw in No. Az., lots of hogans apparently abandoned, with a huge hole in the building.


GravatarIt all goes back to Mungo Jerry and the Karmic Wheel.


GravatarIt's called having a good time. I'm just raving.

Fixed your typo....


Gravatar"An electrician once looked at the damage I had caused around the fuse box,"

they used to ask me all the time what can I do to get my furnace restarted - I said look I'd rather come out and hit the reset than spend an hour trying to undo the damage you did.


GravatarWhy do you think he has no access to dyes? He's in Pakistan, which in general supports his cause. Do you think they have no concept of hair dye?
NTodd, Pig-headed Coward




They have no concept of GOOD color. I tell those Paki bints when they're doing my beard: "in America, we have four seasons, dust is not one of them, ululating bitches."


Gravatar"On a lighter note, how about some good flashback music.
David (Austin Tx) "

Um ... yeah.


GravatarAnd then there was the time I almost started a fire in the communal outhouses in a campground...


GravatarToby, eat the pudding.


GravatarMost go with granite countertops. Ceramic tile for the backsplash. Make sure they seal where the countertops and backspash meet with silicon. They can get that that'll match where they get the grout.
Pinhead McPhearson


There's a LOT of countertop in this design, and I feel that all the gloss of granite will look too formal. But as an accent on a peninsula and nearby banquet...

And 10-4 re sealing.


GravatarIt's called having a good time.

Yes, dear. That's precisely what I mean. Someone who maintains that having a good time is going to a place where everyone hates them and being as obnoxious as possible in the hope that you'll piss someone off and have an argument with them is seriously sick in the head. You need help. If you weren't such a prick, I'd pity you, but that's often the result with a sociopath like you.


GravatarBut let's get back to Olbermann sounding like a speechwriter for Osama bin Laden.

Just admit it.


In the immortal words of steve simels....


GravatarThe Lusitania? In the same breath with the Tuskegee studies? You sure?


GravatarThing is, moving from robbing gas stations to banks, even if the bank is right across the street from the gas station, changes everything.

Then the Feds get jurisdiction.


Gravatar"And then there was the time I almost started a fire in the communal outhouses in a campground..."

We are waiting.


GravatarPrickstein:

Toby, eat the pudding.

Huh?


GravatarAn electrician once looked at the damage I had caused around the fuse box, the scorched paint, the melted powerline fallen onto the ground and remarked, "Jesus Christ! I bet they felt that jolt all the way back to Boulder Dam!"
Darryl Pearce | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 1:00 am | #
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My great uncle Wesley Watts was a blind electrician in North Easton, Mass. He could not drive, cuz he was legally blind, so he rode a bicycle with his electrician stuff in a metal box in the basket. When he was about 80, Uncle Wesley put in all the circuit breakers and new fuse boxes in our house and my father had to sit there in the cellar and tell him what color the wires were.


GravatarNTodd, Pig-headed Coward | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 1:00 am |

That's the least important thing. Let's grant that everything Chomsky et al ever wrote is translated and delivered promptly to wherever Osama's dead white-haired body lies. The tapes still stink of burnt Reichstag.


GravatarAs Egon said, Toby has "...lost the capacity for rational thought."


Gravatar"I completely shattered a toliet tank once trying to fix it..."

I hit a toilet with a hammer cause I was tired of trying to get the "stickup" out of it.

Only way to do that is to take the thing outside and run a hose through it upside down.

over an hour later and the fucking thing wasn't out - we tried everything. so - BOOM


GravatarAll I can say is don't use matches to change your clothes and then throw the match in the toilet... that has no water in it.

The match lit up the toilet paper down in the tank.

I almost called for someone to come and pee on it. But luckily it burned out.

That is a sight I do not want to see illuminated ever again....


GravatarGranite is just great in a working kitchen. Doesn't scratch easily, a pleasure to work on...


Gravatarstrawhat:

The bath is all in colors of sand and cream, very soft flat finish, with accent rows of 1" glass tile in a glass finish. Very beautiful and soothing. All the plumbing is brushed nickel finish.


GravatarIf you're having the backsplash done with square ceramic tile, have them offset. Diamond shape. If it doesn't cost more or don't care. You'll be much happier with the look. You wont have the grout lines running horizontal across the backsplash wall.


GravatarMax P, here's what happened:

armed robbery police chase


GravatarFirst of all, Toonscribe, I don't accept your premise. The people here don't hate me; in fact, they love me.

The real opposite of love is not hate, but indifference.

You hippie morans are hardly indifferent to me, whatever you may say to yourselves.


GravatarToby doesn't know a damn thing about metallurgy.

but he is an expert on both eugenics an bestiality.


GravatarJ&A, you abuse too much of History.


GravatarBecause of the size of our kitchen (small), the side of the house the kitchen's on (north), the climate (cold), the age of the house (old), the state of the insulation (not much), and so on, we chose Corian countertops in a matte speckled sage green. We didn't want the house to settle any more from the weight of stone countertops, and stone is a heat sink. We're pleased with how the Corian turned out, too.

But I'll tell you what, I'm never remodeling anything else again as long as I freakin' live.


GravatarLet's grant that everything Chomsky et al ever wrote is translated and delivered promptly to wherever Osama's dead white-haired body lies. The tapes still stink of burnt Reichstag.

Dude, we already had the Reichstag fire. And OBL is very likely alive, given the incompetence and motivations of BushCo.


GravatarThe real opposite of love is not hate, but indifference.

So your presence here means you Love Us Toby. I can't wait to see your hand moving coyly towards me underneath the toilet stall...


GravatarBut I'll tell you what, I'm never remodeling anything else again as long as I freakin' live.

strawhat

Did that, 3 months without a kitchen sink. Then tiled the bathrooms...


GravatarThe real opposite of love is not hate, but indifference.

Once again, your logic fails you, but you do sound like a line from a pompously self-important French movie, so I bet you're proud of that.


GravatarIf you're having the backsplash done with square ceramic tile, have them offset. Diamond shape. If it doesn't cost more or don't care. You'll be much happier with the look. You wont have the grout lines running horizontal across the backsplash wall.
Pinhead McPhearson


Exactly what we're doing. 4" squares in a diamond pattern, with 1" accent pieces of black glass put in at some of the junctions. Colors are a sandy beige with some grey swirl in it. The appliances are black and stainless. The granite will be predominantly black.


GravatarFirst of all, Toonscribe, I don't accept your premise. The people here don't hate me; in fact, they love me. -- Toby Petzold | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 1:08 am | #
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This is why I will buy Toby's first season DVD as gifts to friends and family this Christmas.


GravatarTalk about Kabuki. The number one boogyman of America. He shows up with a markedly different appearance. Dyed beard or not, his right eyelid is drooping markedly. Where is the discussion over whether he has suffered a stoke or other illness. Instead the serious talking heads go on about how young and vigourous Osama looks. Seriously, the canary in the coalmine has expired. Why not at this late date ask questions?


Gravatar'night, all


GravatarFirst of all, Toonscribe, I don't accept your premise. The people here don't hate me; in fact, they love me.

The real opposite of love is not hate, but indifference.

You hippie morans are hardly indifferent to me, whatever you may say to yourselves.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 1:08 am | #


I don't hate you. You're too boring to bring up such a powerful emotion. And I am indeed indifferent to things I find boring. So at least you were right about that.

Now, drink your milk and go to bed.


GravatarNight, ProfWombat


GravatarWe're pleased with how the Corian turned out, too.

We're debating between Corian, Granite, and Silestone.

I'm just not sure which I like better (and which I can really afford).


GravatarDoes granite have to be sealed or require any maintenance?


GravatarWhat, are you saying that my appeal is becoming more selective?


GravatarNight all - the scotch is kicking in.


GravatarI can't believe nobody's checked OBL's kerning to see that he is, in fact, Toby.


Gravatar"What, are you saying that my appeal is becoming more selective?"

Your numbers are lower than Glen Beck's proportionately.


GravatarWhat, are you saying that my appeal is becoming more selective?
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 1:14 am | #
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You are teh comedy gold.


GravatarDeacon, have them seal the grout joints with sealer. Ask them about it. They'll know what you're talking about.


GravatarThe real opposite of love is not hate, but indifference.

That's an interesting postulate. I can't count the number of indifferent erections I've had in my lifetime.


GravatarWow, Tobes thinks he can buy our affection with a Tap ref?


Gravatarhttp://products.geappliances.com...=18& recid=26462

Glass canopy range hood already on order


GravatarYou hippie morans are hardly indifferent to me..

I met Hippie O'Moran once. Guy was a jerk.


GravatarFeral:

So your presence here means you Love Us Toby.

None of your reverse psychology, thank you!

I shouldn't admit this, but I like to turn the other cheek. That's what the wide stance is all about, see.


GravatarDoes granite have to be sealed or require any maintenance?
FeralLiberal

No, just the grout joints need it but it's recommended not to cut up lemons or use harsh cleaners like Windex on it. Just some soapy water.


GravatarDavid (Austin Tx)

I've been very pleased with my Corian countertops. Only a couple of drawbacks. They do scratch relatively easy and can noticibly stain depending on the color, but they clean easily and being solid color any damage can be polished out.


GravatarNo, Doug, that was a "Tap ref."

*eye roll*


Gravatarobl: lives in a cave
toby: lives in a cave

obl: hates us for our freedoms
toby: hates us for our freedoms

obl: despises decadence
toby: despises decadence

obl: not known to fuck dogs
toby: known to fuck dogs

see, there is at least one difference


GravatarFeral is a spammer.


GravatarDeacon, with black countertops, make sure to get undercabinet lights. (And that'll show off your beautiful tile backsplashes, too.)

Oh! You can get a couple tiles cut for your light switches & outlets & such & have them right in the pattern! I sent a couple of my tumbled travertine tiles off & this guy custom-cut them to fit the light switches we had bought. Perfect! And we used outlet strips right up under the cabinets.

Yes, the tile project did take over my entire life & consciousness for a while; why do you ask?


GravatarDeacon Blues..., good choice on the overhead! (We got the same one during our remodel early this year!)


GravatarNtodd reminds us that to be a good Democrat you must believe everything Bush shovels at you.


Gravatartoby.

admit it. you like being in here...

come on in. the water's fine.


GravatarDoes granite have to be sealed or require any maintenance?
FeralLiberal


Yes, granite and natural stone must be sealed 2x per year. Ceramic does not, and I'm pretty sure the Caesar stone quartz doesn't, either.


GravatarNo, Doug, that was a "Tap ref."

*eye roll*
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 1:18 am | #
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Well, I am clueless. I can't scan everything for kool slanty film references.

But I do believe virtually everything I read.


Gravatar

Dude, we already had the Reichstag fire. And OBL is very likely alive, given the incompetence and motivations of BushCo.

NTodd, Pig-headed Coward



I'll bet he "won" a free Hilton vacation package, and the dye job was part of the spa treatment he received.

What remains unanswered is if the timeshare he is considering purchasing is in Vegas or Orlando?


GravatarWhat, are you saying that my appeal is becoming more selective?

What appeal?


GravatarNtodd reminds us that to be a good Democrat you must believe everything Bush shovels at you.

Odd that you assume I'm a Democrat, or that I believe everything Bush shovels just because your speculation is unconvincing.


GravatarI love remodeling blogging...


GravatarThe real opposite of love is not hate, but indifference.

MP:

That's an interesting postulate. I can't count the number of indifferent erections I've had in my lifetime.

That stuff is practically autonomic. At least in my breeches.


Gravatar'night, all
ProfWombat

'Night.


Gravatar(We got the same one during our remodel early this year!)
Darryl Pearce


Is it quiet? We're gaga over the looks, it's so sleek and clean.


GravatarPinhead, remodeling blogging is way better than actual remodeling


GravatarFeral is a spammer

Been here a hell of a lot longer than you, dude. Take your wide stance somewhere else.


GravatarPrickstein:

I can't believe nobody's checked OBL's kerning to see that he is, in fact, Toby.

What, is it 2004 already?


GravatarFADE IN:

Bone thin Heroine takes a drag from her cigarette as she stares moodily out the window, her back turned to our Hero.

HEROINE (exhales cloud of smoke): "I hate you."

HERO (with haunted eyes): "The real opposite of love is not hate, but indifference."

HEROINE (still refusing to look at him): "I love you."

CAMERA PANS TO A LONE FIGURE squatting in the corner of the room -- Toby, beating his meat, his eyes squinched shut in ecstacy.


GravatarWe're gaga over the looks, it's so sleek and clean.

That's what I think of Elle MacPherson ;-P



Ahem..., read the manual. But it's a fan and makes fan noises so don't be too hard on it if you need to raise your voice a little bit.


GravatarPinhead, remodeling blogging is way better than actual remodeling
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 09.09.07 - 1:21 am | #
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Fuck yeah.


Gravatard needs a bottle. NOW!!!!!!

night, ALL NON-DOG-COPULATORS. kick the Austin Nazi for me


GravatarCorrection: Feral is not a spammer; he is a copywriter for late night infomercials.


GravatarHEROINE (exhales cloud of smoke): "I hate you."

HERO (with haunted eyes): "The real opposite of love is not hate, but indifference."

HEROINE (still refusing to look at him): "I love you."


Is this the film version of Akbar and Jeff?


GravatarThat's what I think of Elle MacPherson

I'd like Elle MacPherson over my peninsula all right


GravatarA portrait of Bush made from porn magazines angers Republicans. I wonder why?


GravatarSallyh speaks wisdom.


GravatarStrawhat, we redid our cupboards a few years back.

I nearly had a nervous breakdown.


Gravatarshovels just because your speculation is unconvincing.
NTodd, Pig-headed Coward | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 1:20 am |

We didn't make any speculation. Conspiracy theory requires saying, "this is what's really happening." We never did that. We said and continue to say, "No way in a frozen hell will we ever buy that ton of shit in a one pound paper bag."


GravatarToonscribe, that was the worst Bergman impression I ever sat through.


GravatarThe cabinets are maple with a ginger stain. Very simple design. Floor to ceiling height. Under cabinet halogens on dimmer switches.


GravatarA portrait of Bush made from porn magazines angers Republicans. I wonder why?


Collages aren't a "legitimate" art medium?


GravatarYou learn *so much* about who you really married when you try to remodel a kitchen together. (Which is why we'll never sign up for another such project -- we want to stay married.)


GravatarToby Petzold

You too can be more confident in bed. Try Enzyte free for one week. Your obvious shortcomings will no longer be an embarassment to your sister.


GravatarA portrait of Bush made from porn magazines angers Republicans. I wonder why?
ellroon


They used straight porn.


GravatarFeral, iced tea----->>>monitor


GravatarYou're going to be very happy with that, Deacon. You apparently have great taste.


GravatarIs this the film version of Akbar and Jeff?

Nah, it's LES REVES DE TOBY. In the final reel, he lights himself on fire and plummets to his death from the cliffs near Nice.


GravatarI'd like Elle MacPherson over my peninsula all right

Oh, yeah


GravatarDeacon, it'll be gorgeous. -- Oh, and sealing stone is no big deal. You brush a clear, nonsmelly liquid over it and wipe off the excess.


GravatarWell, things look about normal for this time in morning.


GravatarI like that fake Atrios parody trollsters are now creating entire blog sites just to "confirm" they are not fake.

Making numerous fake blogs is a fucking art, dood.

[gets up, pees, menacingly]


GravatarYou learn *so much* about who you really married when you try to remodel a kitchen together. (Which is why we'll never sign up for another such project -- we want to stay married.)
strawhat


At least so far? It's been good having a project to work on together, getting out of our rut (19 years married the 24th of this month), giving us something new to talk about. But we have a long time to go.


GravatarAkbar and Jeff - Good times!


Gravatar
CAMERA PANS TO A LONE FIGURE squatting in the corner of the room -- Toby, beating his meat, his eyes squinched shut in ecstacy.
Toonscribe: UDFH Local 839


FADE TO BLANK


GravatarRE: Remodeling

We paid a bunch of people a whole lot of money and they got the demo/construct done in four months.

...$till


GravatarAnd just remember when you're thinking about your great taste that other people used to actually think that avacado walls and shag carpeting and macrame pot holders was teh rigeur.


GravatarBut, remember: Toonscribe is indifferent to me.


GravatarFADE IN:

Bone thin Heroine takes a drag from her cigarette as she stares moodily out the window, her back turned to our Hero.

HEROINE (exhales cloud of smoke): "I hate you."

HERO (with haunted eyes): "The real opposite of love is not hate, but indifference."

HEROINE (still refusing to look at him): "I love you."

CAMERA PANS TO A LONE FIGURE squatting in the corner of the room -- Toby, beating his meat, his eyes squinched shut in ecstacy.
Toonscribe: UDFH Local 839 | 09.09.07 - 1:22 am | #

i haven't laughed that hard for so fucking long...

thanks.


GravatarOh, we hired local handymen to do the demo & the install (we were just replacing cabinets & countertops, no structural changes), after we ordered everything from Home Depot. The Corian dealer sends their guy to do that. The handymen almost drove us to drink, even more than the decisionmaking & checkwriting processes.


GravatarYou're going to be very happy with that, Deacon. You apparently have great taste.
Pinhead McPhearson


Thanks Pinhead, we've been planning this for about 4 months.

After this, we are going to do the other bathroom in the house. Our little beach shack is 50 years old this year. The second bath was done on the cheap about 20 years ago and needs total updating. But it's a small room and won't be anywhere near as elaborate a project as the kitchen and master.


GravatarWe didn't make any speculation. Conspiracy theory requires saying, "this is what's really happening." We never did that. We said and continue to say, "No way in a frozen hell will we ever buy that ton of shit in a one pound paper bag."

You are pretty fucking stupid.


GravatarThe 2007 Index of Economic Freedom measures and ranks 161 countries across 10 specific freedoms, things like tax rates and property rights. View scores and rankings for any country, along with detailed data and background analysis.


GravatarBut, remember: Toonscribe is indifferent to me.

I never said that, Toby. I hate you. I fucking hate you. I really do.


GravatarChild protective services en route to the ex's house tonight. - Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


That whoooosh sound you heard about 6 minutes ago? That was me exhaling.


Good on you and CPS, but you and mlle walk very upright when dealing with them.

Don't be suprised if they treat you both with darn near as much suspicion as they treat SIL and kin. Their mandate is for the child and they want to make it known that once their involved, it's their turf and they can throw you off it if they choose to.


GravatarPearce:

Collages aren't a "legitimate" art medium?

Not really. They're what jacking off is to sex.


GravatarI'd like Elle MacPherson over my peninsula all right

Oh, yeah


That's my girlfriend, mimi.


GravatarI'd like Elle MacPherson over my peninsula all right

Oh, yeah
Darryl Pearce


F.U. Darryl, I'll just be over here in the corner now. Killing myself.


GravatarNTodd, Pig-headed Coward | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 1:31 am | #
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That is exactly what a WTC7 denying flukeraping butt muncher would say ...

... pussy


GravatarYou are pretty fucking stupid.
NTodd, Pig-headed Coward | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 1:31 am |

Why? We offered no alternate explanation and certainly no alternate explanation that involved a far-flung totally secret pseudo-military hierarchy of powerful agents. Perhaps this is one of those things like being "a holocaust denier, er okay well by no way even an arguable denier, but sort of like you know the equivalent"?


Gravatari haven't laughed that hard for so fucking long...

That was pretty fucking funny.


GravatarThey gutted the kitchen and bath down to the studs and got the rough plumbing and electrical done in under two weeks. We had a one large wall removed and captured a coat closet to allow the shower in the master to be larger. God, the DUST! We're still living in what's left of the house.


GravatarA REMINDER:

Zodomy is an abomination in my eyes.

TIA


GravatarPerhaps this is one of those things like being "a holocaust denier, er okay well by no way even an arguable denier, but sort of like you know the equivalent"?
J&A


There is no equivalent.


GravatarNot really. They're what jacking off is to sex.

Like you would know the difference...


GravatarOne's private... the other shared, idiot.


GravatarCurrent index of economic freedom.
Hong Kong 1 [89.3]
Singapore 2 [85.7]
Australia 3 [82.7]
United States 4 [82.0]
New Zealand 5 [81.6]
United Kingdom 6
Ireland 7 [81.3]
Luxembourg 8 [79.3]
Switzerland 9 [79.1]
Canada 10 [78.7]


GravatarFor the bathroom, one of my first suggestions is not have the funky soapholder there near the top of the tub. You may want to go with just a shower design. Pick out a nice piece of stone, cut through in a triangle shape and have it put in into the corner near the shower head to keep your soap and shampoo on.


GravatarWell, the cats want me to go to bed -- so I'm going to take a turn around my kitchen (which will never be remodeled again by me) and say goodnight.

Deacon Blues, your kitchen's going to be spectacular. And the bathroom. It'll be like a new house, but even better, because it's yours.


GravatarThere is no equivalent.
Toucari, fka cosmic tumbler | 09.09.07 - 1:35 am |

Oh sure there is. When you call Dr Funkenstein a "holocaust denier," and it is pointed out that not only has he never come near the broadest criteria but was born to two survivors who approve of his work and to whom he dedicates his efforts, the next step is to mumble, "well, he's the equivalent of a denier."


GravatarWhy? We offered no alternate explanation and certainly no alternate explanation that involved a far-flung totally secret pseudo-military hierarchy of powerful agents. Perhaps this is one of those things like being "a holocaust denier, er okay well by no way even an arguable denier, but sort of like you know the equivalent"?

I prefer it when you post stuff about Batman's boners. Say goodnight, Sybil.


GravatarDon't even ask me about Petzolderasty.


GravatarGood night, Sybil.


GravatarThanks strawhat, we're very excited. If we're still alive it's supposed to be done by Thanksgiving.


GravatarEconomic theory dating back to the publication of Adam Smith's The Wealth of Nations in 1776 em-phasizes the lesson that basic institutions that protect the liberty of individuals to pursue their own eco-nomic interests result in greater prosperity for the larger society. Perhaps the idea of freedom is too sophis-ticated, as popular support for it constantly erodes before the onslaught of populism, whether democratic or autocratic. Yet modern scholars of political economy are rediscovering the centrality of "free institutions" as fundamental ingredients for rapid long-term growth. In other words, the techniques may be new, but they reaffirm classic truths. The objective of the Index is to catalog those economic institutions in a quantitative and rigorous manner.


GravatarGlass canopy range hood already on order

Oh, that's beautiful.

I love me some kitchen stuff.


GravatarGood night, Sybil.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 1:39 am |

Oh go fuck a dog, you.


GravatarI love me some kitchen stuff.

My wife calls it Domestic Porn (just don't do an internet search on those terms together).


GravatarMaybe we should post remodling pics instead of cats someday.

OK, heresy. Remodling pics In Addition to cat pics.


GravatarEconomic theory dating back to the publication of Adam Smith's The Wealth of Nations in 1776 em-phasizes the lesson that basic institutions that protect the liberty of individuals to pursue their own eco-nomic interests result in greater prosperity for the larger society.

And yet Smith also noted that unfettered mercantilism is not something that keeps the benefits of the larger society in mind...


GravatarThe 10 Economic Freedoms

* Business Freedom
* Trade Freedom
* Fiscal Freedom
* Freedom from Government
* Monetary Freedom
* Investment Freedom
* Financial Freedom
* Property Rights
* Freedom from Corruption
* Labor Freedom


GravatarOh sure there is. When you call Dr Funkenstein a "holocaust denier," and it is pointed out that not only has he never come near the broadest criteria but was born to two survivors who approve of his work and to whom he dedicates his efforts, the next step is to mumble, "well, he's the equivalent of a denier."
J&A


That does not make sense.


GravatarWe're debating between Corian, Granite, and Silestone.

I'm just not sure which I like better (and which I can really afford).


My aunt has white corian in her kitchen- it's really nice- I've heard good things about Silestone as well.

And both of those are less expensive and require less maintenance than granite.

Granite is beautiful though.


GravatarJ&B can be construed as a sacrament. J&A, not so much.


GravatarFor the bathroom, one of my first suggestions is not have the funky soapholder there near the top of the tub. You may want to go with just a shower design. Pick out a nice piece of stone, cut through in a triangle shape and have it put in into the corner near the shower head to keep your soap and shampoo on.
Pinhead McPhearson


I like that idea. Are you a designer?

No tub in the master bath. Walk in steam shower. We are having storage niches framed in and tiled to match. 1/2" thick clear glass door with brushed nickel hardware to match the plumbing.


GravatarWhat is the really dumb aussie movie about a painter where Elle appears nude? She put on weight for the role?


GravatarIf history teaches us anything, it is that "conditions changes cases." The rule being: no "rule of thumb" will apply everywhere (including this one).


GravatarMaybe we should post remodling pics instead of cats someday.

OK, heresy. Remodling pics In Addition to cat pics.


Yep.

Did you ever see pics of the beautiful floors that ::matthew put in his son's room? he did bamboo with a mitered border around the edge of the room.

Gorgeous.


GravatarThe pillow beckons.

Catch you batses later.


GravatarGranite is beautiful though.
fourlegsrgood, gots pitchfork | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 1:41 am | #
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Too beautiful to only be your gravestone.

Maine has some nice granite quarries, pink granite esp. And of course Rock of Ages in Barre, Vermont which is the mondo super fabbo of all granite quarries and original home of the Tastee Freez.


GravatarGlobal economic freedom holds steady, but there is much room for improvement. The average economic freedom score is 60.6 percent, the second highest level since the Index began in 1995 and down by 0.3 percentage point from last year. Each region has experienced an increase in economic freedom dur-ing the past decade.

Former British colonies in Asia lead the world in economic freedom. Hong Kong has the highest level of economic freedom for the 13th straight year. Singapore remains close, ranked second in the world, and Australia is ranked third freest economy in the world, which means that the Asia–Pacific region is home to the top three economies.


GravatarWe're debating between Corian, Granite, and Silestone.

I saw a very beautiful house in Colorado that used sealed sandstone. Gorgeous and distinctive, but not practical.


GravatarThat does not make sense.
Toucari, fka cosmic tumbler | 09.09.07 - 1:41 am |

No, it doesn't. It made sense to whoever wrote it hereabouts a year ago.


GravatarWhat is the really dumb aussie movie about a painter where Elle appears nude?

...that was years ago. Decades, even.

The movie: Sirens.


GravatarHere's the link to the stone fabricator who will do up switchplates & such -- ours were *perfect.* I recommend him!

www.stonewallplates.com

And now I'm really going to bed.

'Night!




Gravatarkmoutl8rh9rs


GravatarMy aunt has white corian in her kitchen- it's really nice-

I have off-white corian and I like it with my black walnut cabinets. It does show every scuff or smudge and needs to be kept very clean.


GravatarNo tub in the master bath. Walk in steam shower. We are having storage niches framed in and tiled to match. 1/2" thick clear glass door with brushed nickel hardware to match the plumbing.

Oh, I have to have a tub for my knees and hips.

I don't know if you ever watch HGTV (yes, I know, gaii!!) but there's a show called Divine Design, and there was an episode on this afternoon about a master bathroom redo for a gay couple.

One of the was a ballet dancer, so the finished bath had a steam shower AND a tub with air jets. All finished in glass tiles. The room with the steam shower and tub was had a door separating it from the rest of the bath, with a louvered transom above.

Looked like something from a chi-chi boutique hotel. Amazing (and probably about $50 K)


GravatarEconomic freedom is strongly related to good economic performance. The world's freest countries have twice the average per capita income of the second quintile of countries and over five times the average income of the fifth quintile of countries. The freest economies also have lower rates of unemployment and lower inflation. These relationships hold across each quintile, meaning that every quintile of less free econo-mies has worse average rates of inflation and unemployment than the preceding quintile has.


GravatarThat's my girlfriend, mimi.
NTodd, Pig-headed Coward | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 1:32 am | #

Dude I want my gfe!


GravatarThanks for the link strawhat! Favorite added


GravatarI have off-white corian and I like it with my black walnut cabinets.

Hers is white- she just bleaches any stains.

I want black counters, and I don't really like the black corian- the black silestone is more interesting.


Gravatar...that was years ago. Decades, even.

The movie: Sirens.
Darryl Pearce



Kai. She so oldz now, i can haz?


GravatarThere is a clear relationship between economic freedom and numerous other cross-country variables, the most prominent being the strong relationship between the level of freedom and the level of prosperity in a given country. Previous editions of the Index have confirmed the tangible benefits of living in freer socie-ties. Not only is a higher level of economic freedom clearly associated with a higher level of per capita gross domestic product, but those higher GDP growth rates seem to create a virtuous cycle, triggering fur-ther improvements in economic freedom. Our 13 years of Index data strongly suggest that countries that increase their levels of freedom experience faster growth rates.


GravatarA library is a cathedral of quietness and home is not, the office is not, the coffee shop is not.


GravatarBy the time I actually BUY a place I'll probably change my mind about what I want.


GravatarI like blowing stuff out my ass, particularly when I have know understanding of it.


GravatarI don't know if you ever watch HGTV (yes, I know, gaii!!) but there's a show called Divine Design, and there was an episode on this afternoon about a master bathroom redo for a gay couple.

Watching it now

I blame Mrs. Blues' unhealthy addiction to HGTV for this whole thing. jk


GravatarNot the best pic, but shows some of my counter and cabinets.


GravatarNo tub in the master bath. Walk in steam shower. We are having storage niches framed in and tiled to match. 1/2" thick clear glass door with brushed nickel hardware to match the plumbing.

Have you thought about having them put a little seat in there in the corner. Doesn't take alot of space. They're great to just sit there and have the water fall on you while sudsing up.


GravatarYou don't need nice counters and cabinets to be happy.


Gravatar...I'll post pictures soon, but:

Wood cabinetry, blue tile countertops framed in wood, wood drawers, sand-colored tile with dials. We knocked out two walls to open the kitchen to the dining and the living areas.

Upstairs, new bath and bedroom (took out one room to expand both). Grey green tile in the bath (here a picture with Caesar!), walk-in glass-enclosed shower.


GravatarNice feral.


GravatarTwo lemons, bering grease, grunions.


GravatarWhat are you bottling Feral?


GravatarWhat this index of economic freedom clearly demonstrates is a link between being rich and being happy and the poor are sad, angry, dangerous people.


GravatarThe Hollies' Long Cool Woman reminds me of high school.

I'm old.


GravatarThe Hollies Long Cool Woman is a song by Creedence Clearwater Revival.


GravatarFeralLiberal..., we're making some port for Yuletide giveaways. I'll make one-half with rum, the other with brandy.


GravatarI need to learn how to set tile. I've watched it being done so many times I feel like I already know how.

I'm sure I'm wrong though.


GravatarFerel, I have that same fish bottle. I put olive oil and dried spices in mine.


GravatarThe litter box, a train, four possums.


GravatarHave you thought about having them put a little seat in there in the corner. Doesn't take alot of space. They're great to just sit there and have the water fall on you while sudsing up.
Pinhead McPhearson


Yup, there will be a bench that seats two on the opposite side of the shower as the showerhead and sprayer.


GravatarYup, there will be a bench that seats two on the opposite side of the shower as the showerhead and sprayer.

[ whistles ]


GravatarThanks 4lg.

What are you bottling Feral?

That was a batch of red currant and one of black raspberry wine.


GravatarMP | 09.09.07 - 1:53 am | #

just popped up on my i-pod.


GravatarWhat about two showerheads, one on each side? Now's the time to decide...


GravatarA screw is actually a species of a wedge.


GravatarI am mesmerized by a blackhead in my groin.


GravatarThe Hollies Long Cool Woman is a song by Creedence Clearwater Revival.
shoal


Yeah, well whatever.


GravatarIn the steam shower on the show today they put in these teak benches that were kind of stackable. So they served as a seat, but you could unstack them and make them a chaise thingee and just lay there with the rain heads (3 of them!!!) cascading down on you.

It was true bathroom porn.


GravatarWhat do you call those things used by land surveyors?


GravatarWhat about two showerheads, one on each side? Now's the time to decide...

Oh, definitely.

You gotta put in all those directional jets, a rain shower head and a hand held one.


GravatarI'm old.
MP


But not crazy.


GravatarIt was true bathroom porn.


...time for me to watch "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble" again from that Kentucky Fried Movie (from all those years ago).


Gravatarand just lay there with the rain heads (3 of them!!!) cascading down on you.

Rainhead showerheads are difinitely the way to go.


GravatarWhat about two showerheads, one on each side? Now's the time to decide...
Pinhead McPhearson


The shower hardware was the first thing we bought. Well, second. After ordering the cabinets. One adjustable head plus a handheld unit.


GravatarGfe for the plonkers is girlfriend experience. Which is what most Eschaton is to me, mostly.


GravatarDarryl Pearce

What are you using as a base for your port?


GravatarDo the showerheads unscrew?


GravatarI really don't give a shit about surveying, I'm trying to engage.


GravatarOkay, now that my headache has finally subsided, it's time for me to do a little writing so that tomorrow isn't a complete horror show.


GravatarWhat are you using as a base for your port?


...um, er, uh... an unremarkable red of some sort. It's in the five-gallon now bubbling up a storm.


GravatarNTodd, Pig-headed Coward

That is exactly what a WTC7 denying flukeraping butt muncher would say ...

... pussy
Doug Watts

HAhahahhaha!

I love you people!


Gravatar'Rather think that is the kindest thing one can say about the place.


GravatarYou gotta put in all those directional jets, a rain shower head and a hand held one.
fourlegsrgood, gots pitchfork


Mrs. Blues doesn't like them. Big water wasters.

We did a tankless water heater mounted outside the house. Energy efficient and freed up a lot of space for the kitchen that was wasted on a closet for the 40gal tank.


GravatarI remember libraries where people smoked. It was required for young intellectuals.


GravatarLe Jackel,
can we get a room?


Gravataran unremarkable red of some sort

Nothing wrong with that


GravatarDo the showerheads unscrew?
shoal

Counterclockwise


GravatarWell, no flirting, of course.


GravatarDang, I need some papers.


GravatarI also remember the Easter Bunny slain by Mr. Clean. Doesn't that excite you, Le Jackel?


GravatarOh well. Eyelids drooping. Time for sleepy times. Nytol!


GravatarIs haloscan being weird?


GravatarI've been trying to make a black raspberry port by using a high alcolhol yeast. Best I've done so far is 17%. I'm toying with the idea of making the wine, then distilling part of it and blending it back into the wine.


GravatarI'm toying with the idea of making the wine, then distilling part of it and blending it back into the wine.


...isn't that just wine and brandy then--kinda like port?


GravatarWelp, Milton Friedman's Chilean economic miracle writ large, known as the Washington Consensus, proceeds apace! Can't wait to hear Broder bloviate with Timmy on the evil liberal agenda, as supported by Atrios, and Bin Laden. In other words, if I don't go to sleep now, I'll miss the Sunday Morning bullshit MSM "news" programs. Stephanopoulos' hair is worth the price of admission. Maybe I'll just watch Washington Journal. Can't go wrong with the span, man. Nighty -Night!!


Gravatar...isn't that just wine and brandy then--kinda like port?
Darryl Pearce | Homepage | 09.09.07 - 2:08 am | #


Any port in a storm.


GravatarI went to a meeting today in Los Angeles put on by the PAC for California for Gore, which is trying to get volunteers to get Al Gore's name on the California Presidential Primary.

If anyone is interested, please check out tis website:

California4gore.wordpress.com/


Gravatar...isn't that just wine and brandy then--kinda like port?

Exactly!


Gravatar"I will be traveling in time much like Scott Bakula to find some of my mother's old panties to restore. I yearn to be on the My Classic Bloomers show on Lifetime"-Michael Cohen


GravatarCottony bed coverings....


GravatarWell, I've never been to England,
But I dig the shit out of the Beatles.


GravatarHonestly dear, wasn't there that moment? We confronted each other. Man and woman. I thought I was more eager but, my dear, you enveloped me first. When my love could stand it no more, I stood you up and kissed you like there was infinity, and it was mine to bestow.


GravatarWell, I've never been to England,
But I dig the shit out of the Beatles.


Then you might like this.


http://sirfev06.blogspot.com/


GravatarTks, Mr French.

No kidding, the Beatles delivered enough top-notch goods, over such an extremely fluid cultural period, that their aura will never be approached.

Suck on it, Mick.


GravatarSuck on it, Mick.

Agreed.

...naive as I may be, I never knew some of this stuff existed.

Thank goodness for bootlegs!


Now a pillow is calling my name...


GravatarThe Beatles' Abbey Road is a pop music masterpiece, wrought during a time when the band members couldn't fucking stand each other.


GravatarWhen a Stone dies, if that ever will happen, it will be nothing compared to when a Beatle dies.


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