HULK SMASH
First
Traffic in Chicago is pretty nasty.
HULK SMASH SUBURB!!!
No more yokals from the heartland.
Traffic in Chicago is pretty nasty.
I blame Obama.
Oh, he'll end up pandering to the burbs like everyone else.
We just got home from an outing to Repukeland, the home of McMansions and big box stores as far as the eye can see.
Even several beers didnd't help. It was awful. I felt like I was in beige Hell.
No more yokals from the heartland.
Falstaff
But, but don't we need a real American as Preznit?
"don't we need a real American as Preznit?"
like Panama John?
Gah! That Bugs mask was stifling.
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like Panama John?
HULK
No, like Clutch Cargo.
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But, but don't we need a real American as Preznit?
MP
Did you see that McCain ad over at Kos?
The American president America had been waiting for. (registry Panama)
How much you want to bet that if a Dem gets the Oval Office, the era of the President doing whatever comes to mind stops abruptly?
Since the wartime CIC has "unlimited" powers, the Iraq War would have to end immediately.
Hey, shouldn't the boss be greeting his guests?
Anyway, got to go pack so I can fly the G5 to Gstaad, by which I mean drive the Toyota to North Carolina. Sorry, I misspoke...
Ooooooh! I got 10 bucks meal voucher from Useless Scareways!
And the war on terra too, I suppose.
<i>How
much you want to bet that if a Dem gets the Oval Office, the era of the
President doing whatever comes to mind stops abruptly?
Since the wartime CIC has "unlimited" powers, the Iraq War would have to end immediately.</i>
I'm OK with that.
"The American president America had been waiting for. (registry Panama)
Falstaff"
About as subtle as a sack of hammers.
JOHN "AMERICAN" MCCAIN SURE IS AMERICAN, LIKE YOU AMERICANS! YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT AS AMERICAN AS AMERICAN MCCAIN?? WE'RE NOT SAYING ANY NAMES BUT YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT LOL
like Panama John?
Last summer I got myself a nice Panama hat, made popular by Teddy Roosevelt when he was visiting the Panama Canal construction.
10 bucks meal voucher from Useless Scareways!
That will get you a tasty meal from MickyDs!
The American president America had been waiting for. (registry Panama)
Falstaff
I American think American that American learning American to American speak American "McCain" American will American be American a American challenge.
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The Panamanian Dicatator Ameirca has been waiting for?
Well, we're about 300th in the world in everything except military and obesity. I'm not sure the "American" brand shines like it once did.
McAmericain
10 bucks meal voucher from Useless Scareways!
NTodd
That will get you a tasty meal from MickyDs!
Doug
You won't believe what it gets you behind the Tastee-Freeze.
Since the wartime CIC has "unlimited" powers, the Iraq War would have to end immediately.
I'll betcha that the repubdums are too stupid to remember to close down and demolish Gitmo, a ready made place to keep the repub war criminals.
McCaCaAin
That spot was so over the top it's funny. I especially liked the part that was filmed in goiter-vision.
That will get you a tasty meal from MickyDs!
Didn't feel like going thru security again, so I got a sammich and brownie and bottle of water. WHoohoo!
Last summer I got myself a nice Panama hat, made popular by Teddy Roosevelt when he was visiting the Panama Canal construction.
Yellow fever victim to be buried in the basement? CHAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!
"Didn't feel like going thru security again, so I got a sammich and brownie and bottle of water. WHoohoo!
NTodd, без &"
Haha.
Philadelphia will be out of booze by the time you get there. SUCKER.
I
Didn't feel like going thru security again,
Did you remember to wear nothing but a speedo swimsuit, or maybe better a tyvec overall with nutttin but naked underneath?
Fucking tags.
I can't even remember what I said after I.
In his speech today, John McCain said, "Our American critics American say American America American needs American to American repair American its American image American in American the American world," McCain said. "How American can American they American argue American at American the American same American time American for American the American morally American reprehensible American abandonment American of American our American responsibilities American in American Iraq?"
Can't argue with that.
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I yi yi
I, robot.
Clutch Cargo...
...with Spinner and Paddlefoot!!
I don't even know whether I live in the suburbs or the, uh, rurals, or what. It's just kind of...some houses near some other stuff.
Philadelphia will be out of booze by the time you get there. SUCKER.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I guess there's no point in my going now.
[pouts]
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
Speaking of urban areas,
INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Didn't feel like going thru security again,"
take that ring outta ya nose!
I yam what I yam.
I remember watching Clutch Cargo on TV as a little kid.
I have a Clutch Cargo $1 DVD it is great.
Tweety's "Big Number" today was John McCain's military serial number.
WTF?
Hey Tweety, here's the "Big Number":
It's McCain's age, which is a very big number.
McCain is America's chance to do The Hump.
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John Sidney "Where's MyCane?"
take that ring outta ya nose!
It's the scrote piercing I'm more worried about.
Can we blame Jews for traffic in Chicago?
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John Sidney "Where's MyCane?"
Chichimec
Consider it stolen.
I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
I love infill. That's what I was trying to say. Apparently you can't use left tag and a 3 to make a little heart.
Splitting lots in older subdivisions to allow more density. Using essentially wasted space to keep more farmland or woodland untouched. It's da bomb.
McCain is stoopid as a Senator.
Is there any reason to suppose he'll be lessdum as a prezident?
I am Spartacus
Can we blame Jews for traffic in Chicago?
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Nazi
Make sure you jump up and down when you do, the scope on this rifle is terrible.
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Didn't feel like going thru security again, so I got a sammich and brownie and bottle of water. WHoohoo!
NTodd, без &
Wow, you can get that stuff there? Try St. Louis sometime. Charging station, bathroom, water fountain. Or go through TSA again...
"I see dead people."
John "Iraq Forever!" McCain campagn slogan
John MyCane. Yes, that is good.
Nazi | 03.28.08 - 5:45 pm |
The Jew is using The Black as muscle.
I am a rock
I am an island
You al Qaeda get off my lawn.
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"Didn't feel like going thru security again,"
Son, you're going to have to remove that metal plate in your head.
I can see clearly now
The Jew is using The Black as muscle.
Which jew and which black are you talking about?
the rain is gone
McCain once got busy in a Zion's Cooperative Mercantile Institution bathroom.
(get it? he's old. lol)
"It's the scrote piercing I'm more worried about."
that's what you SAY is setting off the beeper. we know damn well it's a cucumber wrapped in foil.
Which jew and which black are you talking about?
Ali
The answer you seek is here.
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we know damn well it's a cucumber wrapped in foil.
jdw
"we've got Armadillos in our trousers"
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles
Vancouver airport is the best. More lattes & biscotti & microbrew per sq. ft.
LAX sux monkey dix.
I'm on
top of the world
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Sweet! I'm getting booked on the "later" flight that's leaving an hour before my flight. Gotta go.
Nazi | 03.28.08 - 5:45 pm
Fuck off, pig.
If I was Obama, I would come out with a spot that says something like...
John McCain had his pick of words in the phrase "United States of America" and he ignored 'United'. America is a great place, but United is the tie that binds.
United we stand, United we move forward. United we face our enemies. Stand with me, united in a dream... blah blah blah etc.
Airport Security has a cure for your scrotum piercing.
Needlenose pliers.
And if they don't work, ViseGrips.
I am I
I against I
I AM FUCKING BUMMED I'M NOT AT THE CON AND SO I'M GONNA BITCH IN CAPS!
FUCKITYFUCKFUCKFUCK.
"I AM FUCKING BUMMED I'M NOT AT THE CON AND SO I'M GONNA BITCH IN CAPS!
FUCKITYFUCKFUCKFUCK.
jdw"
Unleash the fury!
my sharona
.
I am I
No, I am!
FUCKITYFUCKFUCKFUCK.
jdw
I note your concern.
my valuable hunting knife
Snow at Rancho Troutski! Yearrrghhh!
my sharona
Good Girls Don't
On the train to Philly.
But I do.
All of the fruit trees just went into bloom. Not good.
my-yay-yay
woooo
M-m-mmy Sharona
But I do.
What time should I come over?
Fuck the fucking fuckers who need to be fucked up the fucking ass with a fucking firehose. Fuck.
But the horses are doing the happy snow dance. That is good.
The showing the episode where Ward makes an asshole out of himself by yelling at Wally and the Beaver for spending money willy-nilly, then finding out that they spent it on a monogrammed jacket for his birthday present.
Then Ward excused himself, went upstairs and shot himself.
All of the fruit trees just went into bloom. Not good.
Troutski, my friends.
No, I don't suppose that snow at this point would be good for fall fruit.
Everybody have fun and sex in Philly.
On the train to Philly.
HoneyPalmKelly
You'll get there before NTodd, I bet.
Uhhh ... that should be "fuckity fucking fuckers".
Someday mother will die and I'll get the money
Mom leans down and says, "My sentiments exactly,
You son of a bitch"
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
See that bulletproof dress hanging from the clothesline
See the medical chart with the random zig-zag
Now I'll help it decide
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
I palindrome I (I palindrome I)
And I am a snake head eating (snake head)
The head on the opposite side (snake head)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
I palindrome I (manonam)
"On the train to Philly."
riding that train, high on cream cheese
Uh-oh. Branches are breaking. The bamboo is flat.
Got nothin'.
riding that train, high on cream cheese
NTodd is ready, behind the Tastee Freez
i could be at the con right now, in my room, half drunk, posting on a blog. fuck.
Bill Clinton is speaking at 9. I am still contemplating attending. Gotta get there at 8, secret service and such.
Have you seen my lake diving post? Cool pics.
I palindrome I (manonam)
Richard
What, are those Yes lyrics? Or did you take the brown acid?
Fuck the fucking fuckers who need to be fucked up the fucking ass with a fucking firehose. Fuck.
Richard
Dude, do ya have to cuss so much?
"Have you seen my lake diving post? Cool pics."
is it like midnight there now?
United we stand, United we move forward. United we face our enemies. Stand with me, united in a dream... blah blah blah etc.
Falstaff | 03.28.08 - 5:50 pm | #
Good idea, send an E-mail to his campaign.
Jeopardy answer: Yes.
Jeopardy question:
Is Pentagon using Guantanamo trials to influence election?
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/world...tory/
31929.html
The Navy lawyer for Osama bin Laden's driver has accused senior Pentagon officials of orchestrating war crimes prosecutions of detainees held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, to influence the outcome of the 2008 presidential campaign.
In a brief filed Thursday, Navy Lt. Cmdr. Brian Mizer describes a Sept. 29, 2006, meeting at the Pentagon in which Deputy Defense Secretary Gordon England, a veteran White House appointee, asked lawyers to consider Sept. 11, 2001, prosecutions in light of the campaign.
''We need to think about charging some of the high-value detainees because there could be strategic political value to charging some of these detainees before the election,'' England is quoted as saying. Former chief Guantanamo prosecutor, Air Force Col. Morris Davis, recounted the England remark after he resigned, claiming political interference.
The Defense Department has steadfastly maintained that its war-time prosecution policy is fair and affords accused terrorists extraordinary rights. A Pentagon spokesman, asked about the meeting on Thursday, was looking into the facts and had not responded by Friday.
with mimi in my lap, posting on a blog. fuck.i could be at the con right now, in my room, half drunk,
jdw
Fixed your typo.
is it like midnight there now?
Nah, almost 11. We change the clocks this weekend.
If anyone needs a good laugh, visit Pharygula right now.
Fuck the fucking fuckers who need to be fucked up the fucking ass with a fucking firehose. Fuck.
Richard
Dude, do ya have to cuss so much?
jac
Thats how they fuckin tawk in fuckin Philafuckindelpia. (the fuckin "h" is fuckin silen)t
"Nah, almost 11. We change the clocks this weekend."
you stay up pretty late some nights...
What, are those Yes lyrics? Or did you take the brown acid?
I Palindrome I, They Might Be Giants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A...h?
v=AgfdlHiIwYk
We change the clocks this weekend
That's gotta get expensive after awhile.
NTodd got bumped?
this plane has tires, and hopefully no motherfucking snakes...
Dude, do ya have to cuss so much?
Fuck, yeah.
NTodd got bumped?
Yeah, but he's having trouble with the airlines too.
I do have something, afterall. The ten potty regatta is on in the lagoon.
PZ: Some of you know that the producers of Expelled had a conference call this afternoon…a carefully controlled, closed environment in which they would spout their nonsense and only take questions by email. ... I dialed in a few minutes early, and got to listen to a tiresome five minutes of Leslie and Paul chatting away, during which time they mentioned the secret code (DUNH DUNH DUNNNNH!) for the two way calls. ....
So … I redialed.
Read on for what a biologist des when they find themselves in on a publicly broadcast creationist conference call
We all changed our clocks two weeks ago.
What are you, a fucking commie?
8^)
If anyone needs a good laugh, visit Pharygula right now.
NTodd got bumped?
He's not in Philly yet, silly.
Uh-oh. Branches are breaking. The bamboo is flat.
Troutski
You shouldn't have eaten those bean burritos
plz save some booze and hookers for me. be there in a couple hrs...
How can you be so intelligent and question Darwinism
Good grief. Unlike the Romans, there's going to be nothing left of our society but some Pet Rocks and Slim Whitman LP's.
you stay up pretty late some nights...
Lately, yeah. I just came off a stretch of having almost every day free until the evening show, so I ended up sleeping in a lot. That's ended now, it's back to morning rehearsals.
But still, they start at 10.
Dear Atriots,
Matt Bai of the NYTimes has a question Perhaps you can add to his answer.
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.c...ent/2008/03/27/
March 27, 2008, 12:48 pm
Krazy Glue Moments
By Matt Bai
Why do some political missteps haunt their candidates forever, while others are easily put to rest? John Kerry saying he voted for the war funding before he voted against it, or Howard Dean screeching on a stage in Iowa, instantly becomes the stuff of political history, but when George W. Bush admits that he was once arrested for driving under the influence, it immediately fades into obscurity. Some politicians, as they used to say of Ronald Reagan, seem coated in Teflon, while others seem covered in Krazy Glue, unable to shake the stickiness of what seem like minor embarrassments.
He has his answer:
Here’s a political postulate for you: whether or not a bad moment sticks to the candidate depends on how closely related it is to the core rationale of that candidate or his opponent. In other words, if your gaffe goes directly to the main argument you are trying to make about yourself with the electorate, or if it substantiates the most relevant thing that your rival would have us believe about you, then it has the potential to become a serious problem. If, on the other hand, you do something completely idiotic that is tangential to what voters most hope or fear about you, then you tend to get a pass.
Note that is has nothing, ab-so-lute-ly nothing, to do with the treatment by the MCM (Mainstream Corporate Media).
They will save white wine spritzers and auggie for ya NTodd.
So Nader is telling Hillary not to listen to people telling her to drop out. Hmmm? What is that clever genius constructing in that vice like mind of his?
Let me get this straight — these "Expelled" idiots are arguing that Nazism evolved from Darwin?
PZ is a naughty, naughty boy - JR
HAR! Stein must be shitting his shorts.
Pobre NTodd. I just might get there before him. I took the 5:16 from Newark and am in Trenton.
They will save white wine spritzers and auggie for ya NTodd.
So Nader is telling Hillary not to listen to people telling her to drop out. Hmmm? What is that clever genius constructing in that vice like mind of his?
bill |
Nader wants the democrats divided so McCain wins. Nader is a nihilist. The only way his utopia can be created is through utter chaos and destruction. A moderate democrat applying triage to the system is anathema to what he believes in. It just prolongs things.
Nader wants McCain to fuck up things even worse, so the revolution occurs.
PZ is a naughty, naughty boy
For a minute I thought you were linking to the squid penis video he posted.
George Bush fucked up so bad that a white guy can't get elected President anymore. - Chris Rocks
squid penis video
Another unrequited name looking for its rock band.
Another reason I like Obama; both he and Michelle have deep experience in how cities work through their community organizing/outreach work and her work in the Daily administration.
I think he's more equipped to understand a broad range of issues and how they intersect than any candidate for a long, long time.
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And then we make Nader chairman of the Party! And we get to parade down the Washington Mall every May Day carrying large pictures of Our Glorious Chairman and honoring him.
Fuck that shit.
Have the wild revels begun?
"And we get to parade down the Washington Mall every May Day carrying large pictures of Our Glorious Chairman and honoring him."
but first we must free mumia.
Let me get this straight — these "Expelled" idiots are arguing that Nazism evolved from Darwin?
Marcellina
Yes.
Fuck! Fuckin fucker's fuckin' fucked!
(Most elegant "fuck" sentence ever (expletive, adjective, noun, adverb, verb), spoken by a U.S. soldier in WWII who had just smashed his knuckles with a monkey wrench. Courtesy of Paul Fussell)
Let me get this straight — these "Expelled" idiots are arguing that Nazism evolved from Darwin?
Indeed. It is central to their thesis.
Lou Dobbs doth protest too much on l'affaires des racism; he just threw a minor tantrum.
Apparently he's infuriated at the thought of middle-aged white men being shut out of any discussion regarding racism.
Nazism had some elements of Social Darwinism in it.
But that's not evolution. That's fucked up eugenics and shit.
Social Darwinism has nothing whatsoever to do with Charles Darwin or evolution.
Let me get this straight — these "Expelled" idiots are arguing that Nazism evolved from Darwin?
Indeed. It is central to their thesis.
It's similar to the liberal fascism argument.
Rachel Maddow is sounding more and more like just another self-absorbed pundit each day. Shoot. Ihoped for some genuine perspicacity from her.
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But that's not evolution. That's fucked up eugenics and shit.
And a fancy-sounding excuse to kill off massive numbers of people.