I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

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GravatarApparently President George W. Bush is now so unpopular that some lawyers believe the mere mention of his name in front of a jury could tip the scales against them.

Attorneys Michael P. Laffey and Robert P. DiDomenicis of Holsten & Associates in Media, Pa., are defending Upper Darby Township, Pa., in a civil rights suit brought by Harold Lischner, an 82-year-old doctor who claims he was falsely arrested for displaying an anti-war sign at a Bush campaign event in September 2003.

With the case set to go to trial on July 23, the defense lawyers recently filed a flurry of motions, including one that asked Eastern District of Pennsylvania Judge Gene E.K. Pratter to prohibit the plaintiff from mentioning Bush's name.

The motion in Lischner v. Upper Darby Township said that according to the latest Newsweek poll, Bush has "the worst approval rating of an American president in a generation," and that 62 percent of Americans believe that Bush's handling of the war in Iraq shows that he is "stubborn and unwilling to admit his mistakes."

Laffey and DiDomenicis argued that "the identity of George W. Bush has no relevance to plaintiff's claim and should not be admitted."

Any "probative value" of Bush's identity, they argued, "is substantially outweighed by the danger of unfair prejudice to defendant."

Bush's identity, they argued, "in and of itself, presents the danger that the jury will favor plaintiff."

As a result, the defense lawyers said, "it will be sufficient for plaintiff to testify that he displayed a sign in opposition of a 'presidential candidate.'"

In separate motions, the defense team urged Pratter to prohibit any mention of the First Amendment -- since Lischner's suit is premised only on the Fourth Amendment -- and to bar any testimony about the message on Lischner's protest sign.

In response, Lischner's lawyers -- David Rudovsky and Jonathan H. Feinberg of Kairys Rudovsky Messing & Feinberg -- complained that the defense team was asking for "extraordinary limits" that simply couldn't be justified.


GravatarFirst!


GravatarI have to go wash floors. Grr.


GravatarDo girls with collagen lip injections have an easier time at drinking fountains?


Gravatargoodnight moonbats


GravatarHail Eris! Hail Discordia!


GravatarIts Romney's "Get a Brain Morans" moment.


GravatarRepost...

For Christian fundamentalists, any religion other than their own is intrinsically Satanic.

About 20 years ago, a friend of mine, who had become a fundamentalist, once showed me a video that he had gotten from a Christian bookstore. It was all about the evils of Eastern mysticism (transcendental meditation, in particular) and how it lead to Satan.

The one moment in that video that stayed with me is footage of people doing a yoga position called "the snake".

Snake! Garden of Eden! Satan! Told you so!


GravatarDo girls with collagen lip injections have an easier time at drinking fountains?
Tampon Salesman

no, but they don't need a hose to suck your gas tank dry.


GravatarApparently President George W. Bush is now so unpopular that some lawyers believe the mere mention of his name in front of a jury could tip the scales against them




GravatarAnother trollie killed.


GravatarAnother trollie killed.

Crushed, like bug.


GravatarThus, fundamentalists have a difficult time taking Byetta, for fear of being influenced by Lizards?

Life is very strange. Here. Look at my nice new chair. It's actually a clear true, sunshiny gold.


GravatarResident George Bush is so unpopular that the Bush Derangement Syndrome now applies to his steadfast supporters rather than those of us who tried to warn the country before it was too late.


GravatarIs anybody else here getting guilty flashbacks from that "sexy sells" ad in the corner of the page?


GravatarIs anybody else here getting guilty flashbacks from that "sexy sells" ad in the corner of the page?

Nope. I like sex.


GravatarFrom below:

A 20 year old kid on a night patrol could reasonably be expected to light up anything that moves.

Not really. The rules of engagement under the Geneva Conventions for an occupying army are quite different than that.
George Johnston

My point. Neither Chimpy nor Crashcart have room in their busy day for any such thing as Rules of Engagement.

To those jokers, moral authority, and stark reality are for others to sort out.


GravatarSlanties.


GravatarTo those jokers, moral authority, and stark reality are for others to sort out.
MP


Moral authority is who has the biggest gun. Stark reality is what they get the MSM to report.


GravatarEvening bats -- today I had to tell a young man on serious psychotropic medication that he would not be accepted into the monastery

but the new Harry Potter arrived today & the abbot is reading it & I am next & please don't tell me what happens (& happily, the abbot is a quick reader)


GravatarGWPDA,

That looks like a tres comfy chair.


Gravatarmy good pal WOODY predicted this


How a convicted Marine was spared from prison
Los Angeles Times - 2 hours ago
Jurors who sentenced Cpl. Trent Thomas to time served in the brig for killing an unarmed Iraqi are under a gag order, but all nine had fought in Iraq.


Gravatarmy good pal WOODY predicted this

So did some other folks...


Gravatartoday I had to tell a young man on serious psychotropic medication that he would not be accepted into the monastery

That must have been difficult. Explain to the abbot that the first shall be last and the last shall be first and that this means he should give you the book.


GravatarRichard -- I don't remember a yoga position that was called "the snake" unless it is the same as the one called "the cobra" in my books -- my chiropractor gave me a back exercise that is the same thing (although he doesn't expect you to get to the point where you can do it without supporting yourself with your hands -- thank God!)


GravatarHow a convicted Marine was spared from prison

good, Bush et. al needs to be punished.


GravatarLife is very strange. Here. Look at my nice new chair. It's actually a clear true, sunshiny gold.
GWPDA, Roving Historian


Now that is a comfy chair.


Gravatarmy good pal WOODY predicted this

So did some other folks...
NTodd, Satanist | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 6:43 pm | #

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he went a litle itty bit further,and predicted...no uniformed us soldier would ever be imprisoned for killing an Iraqi


GravatarMiles: Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

Miles: Say "what the fuck."... If you can't say it, you can't do it.

[Miles is taunting Joel with outrageous personal ads]
Miles: "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place?"


GravatarHecate, it is not only an extremely comfy chair, with a very soft cushion (three tired, sad old down bed pillows transformed!), it is almost festive in My House of Brown Furniture. A little ray of sunshine.

Meanwhile:
...a press release late last night from DataQuick Information Systems:

"The median price paid for a home (in California) last month was $479,000, down 1.0% from the record high of $484,000 for March, April and May. That was down 0.2% from $480,000 for June a year ago. The year-over-year decline in median was the first since January 1996, when the then-median of $146,000 was down 2.0% from $149,000 a year earlier."
and,
A bunch of little pieces of news added up to a big story, and Blown Mortgage has an excellent summary of those pieces:
--Option One announced that it was no longer offering the two-year fixed ARM (2/28's), and other big lenders followed suit. "The 2/28 train is officially dead."
--Countrywide cancels its 2/28.
--Argent Mortgage cancels its 2/28.
--Washington Mutual cancels its 2/28 and 3/27 loans.
--And finally, bigger news from Washington Mutual: "In an interview, Chief Executive Kerry Killinger said that effective immediately, Seattle-based WaMu will require full documentation of income and assets from prospective subprime borrowers, eliminating riskier 'stated income' loans.


Did you keep the address of that lovely Craftsman house in Pasadena? Betcha it's on the market by now....


GravatarBTW, just want to say thanks to everyone who's participated in the big Dave™© Blog telethon... it's greatly appreciated.


Gravatarmy good pal WOODY predicted this

So did some other folks...
NTodd, Satanist


Two young Irag veteran Marines were recently convicted here of house invasion and battery. They busted into a house at 2 AM and beat a man senseless, and when his wife tried to intervene, they dragged her upstairs by her hair.

The defense asserted that they had been drinking and mistakely thought the victims were terrorists.


Gravatarhe went a litle itty bit further,and predicted...no uniformed us soldier would ever be imprisoned for killing an Iraqi

Yes, and so did other folks. It's not that stunning a prediction.


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I don't remember a yoga position that was called "the snake" unless it is the same as the one called "the cobra"


It might not have been an "official" yoga position. It was something a bunch of TM people were doing.


Gravatarlets hope its his MACACA moment



sittenpretty, that's what first came to my mind when I saw the picture.
Diane C. Barking-Mad | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 6:29 pm | #

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thats because you are a very astute persona

sittenpretty,creamsickle | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 6:30 pm | #


GravatarBush's identity, they argued, "in and of itself, presents the danger that the jury will favor plaintiff."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Chimpy, you are now non compost mentionable.


GravatarHecate --

It was like kicking a puppy -- he has been sniveling ever since -- I fell for the guy -- I have to work with him & have him in class & socialize with him (in so far as he can -- part of the problem) for the next week


His inability to see the problem is a big part of the problem

& I don't want to bother the abbot while he's reading!


Gravatarnon compost mentionable
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unmentionable/untouchable


Gravatar PHOTOSHOPPED MITT INTO MORAN GUY


GravatarBoy, it's like a 3:00 AM thread here.


GravatarWould anyone care to mow the back yard for me?

Fill out this health insurance application?

Fill in these five grant applications?

Set up my new laptop?

Wash the floors? The clothes? The car?

Anybody?
.


GravatarWhat's a 3:00 AM thread like (please don't say, "Like this one.")?


GravatarI would like to partake in some pecan pie.


GravatarWould anyone care to mow the back yard for me?

Fill out this health insurance application?

Fill in these five grant applications?

Set up my new laptop?

Wash the floors? The clothes? The car?

Anybody?
.
GWPDA, Roving Historian


Sorry. I really should be reading Harry Potter.


GravatarChimpy, you are now non compost mentionable.
Lime Rickey | 07.21.07 - 6:49 pm


I do believe I will be stealing that.


GravatarWould anyone care to mow the back yard for me?

I love mowing the lawn, it gives that 10 a.m. beer legitimacy.


GravatarPecans are in the deep freeze, under "P"; pie pastry is waiting to be made, Karo syrup is in the pantry, pie plates are in the deep drawer next to the stove. Have at it.
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GravatarRmj --

Since the abbot is reading our Harry Potter & you're not reading yours, why don't you give yours to me?


GravatarI would like to partake in some pecan pie.
Richard | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 6:52 pm | #

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and i shall go buy this in 1/2 hr.
yum

http://www.ebfarm.com/images/Rec...a-cream- pie.jpg


GravatarOK -- I've got to go recreate with the vocationers & then Compline & then run 5 miles, so I don't know if I'll see you later tonight -- go read Harry Potter (& don't tell the ending!)


Gravatarsigh

Where's an illegal landscape architect/insurance agent/grantwriter/housekeeper/yard man when you really need one?


GravatarI do believe I will be stealing that.
Diane C. Barking-Mad


Take it as a gift.


GravatarAnybody?
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GWPDA, Roving Historian


Sure. What it paid?


GravatarI have to go bake a birthday cake.

My kitten believes the kitchen counter is the single most fascinating place in the known universe. Especially when I am doing something there.

I am not looking forward to this endeavor.


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What's a 3:00 AM thread like (please don't say, "Like this one.")?


Slow, mainly. Several minutes between new comments.

The exception is when Allen Butler comes in and literally has conversations with himself using different troll identities. It would be interesting to have a psychologist look at some of those. If you ever wanted to know how a deseased mind functioned, they'd be a good place to start.


GravatarSet up my new laptop?

You wouldn't like the results. I'd put some sort of nix on it, Solaris, BSD, or Linux.


GravatarJurors who sentenced Cpl. Trent Thomas to time served in the brig for killing an unarmed Iraqi are under a gag order, but all nine had fought in Iraq.
sittenpretty,creamsickle


The defense in the New Hampshire phone jamming case requested Democrats no be seated on the jury. The judge disagreed.

Michael Vick's jury should only be people who have real bad ass pit-bulls and understand why it's important to be a 'bad' ass dog.
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GravatarSince the abbot is reading our Harry Potter & you're not reading yours, why don't you give yours to me?
Prior Aelred


Because even Christian charity has its limits?



GravatarI would like to partake in some pecan pie.

Who among us does not like pecan pie? A la mode? With a great cup of coffee? And a shot. And a shoulder massage. And good sex. And great poetry. A moment of transcendence.

Shit, I'd settle for the pecan pie, tonight.


GravatarMy kitten believes the kitchen counter is the single most fascinating place in the known universe. Especially when I am doing something there.

I am not looking forward to this endeavor.
- Lindsay

Spray bottle.


GravatarThis is from This American Life a show on public radio. It can be listened to while posting. But it is an excellent show and worth a listen.

"290: Godless America

At a time when House Majority Leader Tom Delay calls for enacting a "Biblical world view" in government, when Christians are asserting their ideals in the selection of judges, in public school science classes and elsewhere, This American Life spends an hour trying to remember why anyone liked the separation of church and state in the first place."

http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Ep...spx? episode=290


GravatarThis hour at the Dave™© Blog telethon, we get a visit from Eno and Byrne!


GravatarI read the last chapter of Hallows.


GravatarThe defense in the New Hampshire phone jamming case requested Democrats no be seated on the jury. The judge disagreed.

Michael Vick's jury should only be people who have real bad ass pit-bulls and understand why it's important to be a 'bad' ass dog.
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Agent Orange | 07.21.07 - 6:57 pm | #

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i say it everydy...justice in this country = farce
OPEN ALL THE PRISONS


GravatarEverybody dies, 'cept for Hermione, who marries me.


Gravatar This American Life spends an hour trying to remember why anyone liked the separation of church and state in the first place.

Those witch burnings might have had something to do with it.


GravatarWhoo-hoo! Thank you, Soprano!

I now have frozen pizza and beer!
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GravatarThe defense in the New Hampshire phone jamming case requested Democrats no be seated on the jury. The judge disagreed.

The jury should be made up of Reps, Dems and Indies in the ratio of their support for Bush nationwide...


GravatarThose witch burnings might have had something to do with it.

None were burned in America.


GravatarShit, I'd settle for the pecan pie, tonight.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 6:58 pm | #

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BANANA CREAM>better


GravatarMichael Vick's jury should only be people who have real bad ass pit-bulls and understand why it's important to be a 'bad' ass dog.
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Agent Orange


The NFL, and certainly not the Atlanta Falcons, are under any such Constitutional evidentiary proof.

You get $130 million dollars to throw a football, you need to keep your act together. Otherwise, you don't have your big contract anymore. I think that's eminently fair.


GravatarEverybody dies, 'cept for Hermione, who marries me. - NTodd

Odd, my copy had her killing you off in the first chapter.


GravatarGrrr!


GravatarWhoo-hoo! Thank you, Soprano!

I now have frozen pizza and beer!
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 7:01 pm | #

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can i call you later?


GravatarSpray bottle.
bo


Good idea. Except that her second favorite place is the kitchen sink. She actually likes to play in water.

We'll get through it, though. She's really a sweet and funny little cat. I'm mainly just looking for an excuse to sit here a little longer.


GravatarWould anyone care to mow the back yard for me?

For people who believe in ghosts, I've always wondered why ghosts only ever make doors creak, tilt pictures hanging on the wall and stupid shit like that. You'd think with all the down time they have they just might do something constructive like mow the lawn or wash the car.
I'd become a believer.
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GravatarEverybody dies, 'cept for Hermione, who marries me.

That would be living death.


GravatarThose witch burnings might have had something to do with it.

The Baptists were actually big supports of the church-state separation, having been persecuted by the state church in England.

History is full of such ironies.


GravatarThis American Life spends an hour trying to remember why anyone liked the separation of church and state in the first place.

Those witch burnings might have had something to do with it.
Lime Rickey | 07.21.07 - 7:00 pm | #

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It's a great show. Starting out with the fundementalist preacher attacking someone for being indecent and then is later arrested for trading child porno on the web.


GravatarNone were burned in America.
NTodd, Satanist


Those witch hangings might have had something to do with it.


Gravatarsittenpretty: can i call you later?

YOU can call me anything but late for supper.
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Gravatar read the last chapter of Hallows.

I beat you to it, several threads ago.

I don't like surprises.


GravatarTrademark pal,

The Lemon Pipers vid you sent me ROCKED!

I just signed up for an account.

It will help me when I resurrect my blog.



Off to make cranberry chicken.


GravatarI beat you to it, several threads ago.

I don't like surprises.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


Gomez won't tell me how it ends, because he's afeared that I might leak the ending to my daughter.

Bastard.


GravatarPrior, you need a lector to read the whole thing out loud, in chapter house and/or refectory.

Benedict of Nursia would have wanted it that way.


GravatarI wish I had one of these pies.

http://www.recipezaar.com/136551


GravatarOdd, my copy had her killing you off in the first chapter.

That was one of the fakes they published so nobody would know the real ending.


Gravatarchanged my mind...it will be coconut- cream pie

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/ 3..._6e5f98e751.jpg


GravatarWho in the fuck is Harry Potter anyway?


GravatarWhat it paid?
c bass, basso terristico


Paid? What is paid? I am an old widowwoman - people should be lining up at my door to help me so as to fulfil the terms of their paroles/rehabilitation/court-ordered repayment.

Heavens. Modern life.
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GravatarI just realized that our local PBS station is still airing Lawrence Welk shows. In High Def to boot.

That just boggles my mind.


GravatarI read the last chapter of Hallows.
NTodd,


Admit it - you were just hoping Hermione put a spell on you behind the Tastee Freeze.


Gravatar"Who in the fuck is Harry Potter anyway?
Barndog, fully Blissed"

Colonel in the U.S. Army. Medical specialty.


GravatarVicki,

I just turned to the end and read it. Monday, I'll start in at the beginning. I'm a wuss; I admit it.


GravatarGWPDA: Paid? What is paid? I am an old widowwoman - people should be lining up at my door to help me so as to fulfil the terms of their paroles/rehabilitation/court-ordered repayment.

I'm down wif that. Can I send you a guitar?
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GravatarGomez won't tell me how it ends, because he's afeared that I might leak the ending to my daughter.
Vicki


Elton John officiates at Harry and Draco's civil union.


GravatarAdmit it - you were just hoping Hermione put a spell on you behind the Tastee Freeze.

Petrificus tasteefreezus!


GravatarBoy, Tammy Faye is lookiing sharp these days, eh?


GravatarEverybody dies, 'cept for Hermione, who marries me. - NTodd

You are beyond redemption. Wanna go out for a drink?


GravatarDr. J your chair looks very comfy.


Gravatar
Michael Vick's jury should only be people who have real bad ass pit-bulls and understand why it's important to be a 'bad' ass dog.


There's an EC horror comic story called "Blind Alleys", where an evil landlord who has been abusing the tenants at a home for the blind ends up being the victim of his own vicious dog. It ends with the famous line "and then some idiot turned out the lights!" .

Vick should be the protagonist of a story like that.


GravatarI actually haven't read the ending, despite what I learned from When Harry Met Sally. I like trying to figure things out.


GravatarI'm down wif that. Can I send you a guitar?
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 7:07 pm | #

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im a missin my metal country cat


GravatarYou are beyond redemption. Wanna go out for a drink?

Sure thing! Some butter beer?


Gravatar'Enkew, Honeybear. I may go sit in it. And knit. And wait for someone to mow the lawn.


GravatarI just realized that our local PBS station is still airing Lawrence Welk shows. In High Def to boot.

That just boggles my mind.
- EkCenTriK

Stinks of Neocon conspiracy.


Gravatarsittenpretty: im a missin my metal country cat

I need an address (and a few weeks to get my legal issues straightened out).
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GravatarPotter finally gives Klinger a section eight and then evicts George Bailey and takes over Bedford Falls.


Gravatar
changed my mind...it will be coconut- cream pie


It's funny. I didn't like coconut as a kid, but I love it now.


GravatarAnd wait for someone to mow the lawn.


Well, it's going on 3 weeks now, and my lawn hasn't grown.

I could go psycho like my neighbor, water it early in the morning, then mow in the evening.


GravatarBecause this is the last Harry Potter book I don't want to read it yet.
Or I might just start it and put it down and continue at a later date.
But I know some bastige will ruin it for me if I don't read it all in one go.


GravatarNot only does this area's PBS show Welk, the local WB shows Jim Bakker.


GravatarI just realized that our local PBS station is still airing Lawrence Welk shows. In High Def to boot.

That just boggles my mind.
EkCenTriK


Funniest all time gag line on the old Steve Allen Show when I was a kid. Pat Harrington doing an impersonation of Lawrence Welk introducing his next song,
"And a now ladies and a gentlemen we are going to do for you that old a Duke Ellington favorite called 'Take a Train'."
I think it was the first time I wet myself laughing. Unfortunately I was the only family member who go the joke!


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GravatarPotter finally gives Klinger a section eight and then evicts George Bailey and takes over Bedford Falls.

Then wakes up next Suzanne Pleshette.


GravatarHarry kills his older brother William, and becomes King of England.


GravatarI gots ghee, but I'm not sure what that is. Sounds terroristy.


GravatarIt's funny how the female witch markings were always located in the most intimate of places.


GravatarGWPDA: Paid? What is paid? I am an old widowwoman - people should be lining up at my door to help me so as to fulfil the terms of their paroles/rehabilitation/court-ordered repayment.

You haven't adjusted to the modern world. These days they work off that kind of debt, by working for the RNC, at a conservative think tank, as a stock broker, on Fox News, or being a host of a talk radio show.


GravatarI just realized that our local PBS station is still airing Lawrence Welk shows. In High Def to boot.

That just boggles my mind. - EkCenTriK

Stinks of Neocon conspiracy.
bo



"Wan anna Two anna Ten Eighty I!"


GravatarNot only does this area's PBS show Welk, the local WB shows Jim Bakker

Man. Sucks to be you.


Gravatar"the local WB shows Jim Bakker."

That's a Double Boggler.


GravatarHP outcome: Harry recognizes his attraction to Al Gore's inflated suits, joins advance team for Gore's next eco-film, "Stop Cow Farting!," finds himself gutting and scaling boutique-raised Chilean sea bass for Gore daughter's wedding events and pumping Gore's excess CO2 up the asses of receptive, gullible nutroots....


GravatarBUSH HAD 5 POLYPS REMOVED FROM HIS COLON. IF THAT AIN'T REGANESQUE= WHAT IS!!


GravatarKit Bond's story is great.



(CHORUS) Blame it on Bush
Don't blame it on me
Oh-oh, oh, it's nobody's fault
But we need somebody to burn


Gravatar"Then wakes up next Suzanne Pleshette."

How come everyone wakes up next to her but I never do.

Life ain't fair.


GravatarBUSH HAD 5 POLYPS REMOVED FROM HIS COLON

They forgot to excise the one on top of his shoulders.


Gravatarhttp://www.bartcop.com/vick-dog-...dog- torture.gif


GravatarThen wakes up next Suzanne Pleshette.
NTodd, Satanist


She then co-stars as Dan Aykroyd's partner in Dragnet II.


Gravatar"And'a now, a'Myreen Floreen on'a cordeen"


GravatarShe then co-stars as Dan Aykroyd's partner in Dragnet II

That's blasphemy right there.


Gravatar""And'a now, a'Myreen Floreen on'a cordeen"
c bass, basso terristico "

Beginning to think c bass was actually a welk fan.


GravatarHarry Potter becomes President upon the death of Franklin Delano Voldemort.


GravatarIt's funny how the female witch markings were always located in the most intimate of places.

Odd, that. And how many witches had land that someone else wanted. Who knows why? It's just a mystery.


GravatarThe Lemon Pipers vid you sent me ROCKED!

That is one weird fucking video...


GravatarBUSH HAD 5 POLYPS REMOVED FROM HIS COLON

I hope it hurt.


Gravatarsittenpretty: im a missin my metal country cat

I need an address (and a few weeks to get my legal issues straightened out).
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 7:10 pm | #

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just kkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeedin
my 28 ft container is comming with my furniture
i dont know where the hell everything will go
eeeeeeeeeeeeek


Gravatari dont know where the hell everything will go

Bonfire?


Gravatarc bass: I gots ghee, but I'm not sure what that is. Sounds terroristy.

There ya go. It's clarified butter. You get a bad hit of that, and...
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Gravatarok now for pie
later


GravatarThere's an EC horror comic story called "Blind Alleys", where an evil landlord who has been abusing the tenants at a home for the blind ends up being the victim of his own vicious dog. It ends with the famous line "and then some idiot turned out the lights!" .


IIRC, that turned up in the great Hammer film "Tales of the Crypt."

There's a great story with Peter Cushing in that one, too... and of course, Joan Collins makes an appearance.


GravatarWonder what Herb Boyd said that was so funny off mike?
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Gravatarc bass: I gots ghee, but I'm not sure what that is. Sounds terroristy.

fermented horse milk.


GravatarI sincerely hope that Atrios is getting an enormous amount of cash in unmarked bills for that CNN banner ad. The damned thing keeps causing my funky dial-up to stall out.



Gravatari dont know where the hell everything will go

Bonfire?
Barndog, fully Blissed | 07.21.07 - 7:19 pm | #

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porkchop said to put it on EBAY


Gravatar"BUSH HAD 5 POLYPS REMOVED FROM HIS COLON

I hope it hurt."

No, they put the Polyps under first.


GravatarHecate, so do I.

Not that it would change the way he thinks, of course.

Presidents get their health care at Walter Reed. Kings have the servants attend to them in their quarters.


GravatarGeneral Zod! Oh, thank you for showing up. Now, talk to the killfile.


GravatarBeginning to think c bass was actually a welk fan.
EkCenTriK


Huge Welk fan. Also like mussel shoals.


GravatarNo, they put the Polyps under first.

This is why government funded health care sucks.


GravatarNow that I've got that whine off my chest, I've got Bonus Critter Blogging up.

This week's edition is a nod to the NFL and its president, Pete Gazelle.


GravatarHecate, and I know this is utterly evil, but I hope at least one of those polyps is cancerous.


GravatarHow's that killfile working now?


GravatarI was thinking maybe I'd stack rocks on top of it until it confesses.
NTodd for Naught


The Witchcraft of Salem Village or something starring Hope Lange kept me up nights when I was little. Strange I can't find any reference to it in her bio...


GravatarHecate, and I know this is utterly evil, but I hope at least one of those polyps is cancerous.
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere | 07.21.07 - 7:23 pm | #

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cha cha ...me too
i hope he has agony and no extaccccccy


GravatarSallyh,

I merely hope that the Universe give him everything that he so richly deserves. In full.


GravatarIt's funny how the female witch markings were always located in the most intimate of places.

Odd, that. And how many witches had land that someone else wanted. Who knows why? It's just a mystery.


Mmm...witches with markings on their huge...tracts of land...


GravatarHecate, as do I.

Now come and enjoy some vodka rosemary lemonade with me.


GravatarCNN banner ad. The damned thing keeps causing my funky dial-up to stall out.

If you use Mozilla-Firefox get the plug-in called 'flashblock'. It still allows you to run flashy apps by clicking on a button, but they won't run until you do.


GravatariTunes is evil.



Gravatarvodka rosemary lemonade

Mmmmm, sounds amazing.


Gravatarbass: I gots ghee, but I'm not sure what that is. Sounds terroristy.

fermented horse milk.
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i thought it was clarified butter


GravatarSo if you like the Beatles, Todd Rundgren, Buddy Holly, Byrne and Eno, animation by Norman McLaren, Lene Lovich, Adam West as Batman, Little Feat, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, Rod McKuen, or home movies of Las Vegas, check out the Dave™© Blog telethon!

It's all there!


Gravatar
IIRC, that turned up in the great Hammer film "Tales of the Crypt."


Yes, it did.

Here's the last page of the story...
http://www.twomorrows.com/ comicb...17evanspage.gif


GravatarSNPA rewls. Soprano rawks.
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GravatarHecate, to me, it's the most refreshing drink on a summer day, even more than a margarita. And that's saying something.


GravatarNow come and enjoy some vodka rosemary lemonade with me

No offense, Sallyh, but this doesn't sound good to me.


GravatarFor those who may have missed it, the official Bush White House & RNC approved list of Republican talking points on Iraq has gotten a bit of a make-over in the past few days:
"The Official Republican Iraq Talking Points."


GravatarYour "killfile" may stop my namestealer - but I AM OMNIPOTENT!!!

Now, off to massage Mommy's corns.

Did I mention I just LOVE Saturday nights?


Gravatarsorry


Gravatari thought it was clarified butter

Only when butter is blended with cannabis, least from what I know.

Which is not much anymore..


GravatarAtriots - Oh, so funny.


GravatarI've got sangria spritzerd


Gravatar
I was thinking maybe I'd stack rocks on top of it until it confesses.
NTodd for Naught


Sounds like you have a pressing engagement.


GravatarBarndog, I do have Fat Tire Ale, ice cold.


GravatarBarndog, I do have Fat Tire Ale, ice cold

Never heard of it myself.

I'm from the midwest, Dear. We don't get out much.


GravatarHere's the last page of the story...

BTW, I think I misspoke about "Tales of the Crypt" being a Hammer production.

It had a lot of the Hammer personnel (including director Freddie Francis), but I don't think it was officially from Hammer.

There was a sequel - "Vault of Horror" - with Ralph Richardson (IIRC) as the spooky host, but it wasn't as good.

Another good anthology from the same time frame - "The House That Dripped Blood".

My mother actually liked that one!


GravatarWho in the fuck is Harry Potter anyway?

A decent an honorable person who controls a great deal of power.

In short, a totally fictional character.


GravatarThree cats are sleeping on my bed in a ray of sun, with a breeze blowing in the open window.

The picture of happiness.


Gravatarthat CNN banner ad. The damned thing

Your browser might let you right-click on the pic and select "Block images from img.blogads.com", a choice that can be reversed by doing the same thing again were one to so want to do, but then the question arises, 'Is one richer with the pictures or with a browser that lets one optionally turn them off?'.
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GravatarBUSH HAD 5 POLYPS

Doesn't the positive result mean he will get an ass reaming on a faster than several year schedule?


Cool!


GravatarBarndog, it's a wonderful ale. Not too heavy, not too light, smooth.


GravatarKillfile still working?


GravatarSexy sells.

Is that Stunt Woman?


GravatarTrade mark Dave, thanks for that link. Ya wanna go out for a drink with Ntodd?


Gravatarthe great Hammer film...

Finally! A thread about the great keytarist Jan Hammer.


GravatarTrade mark Dave, thanks for that link. Ya wanna go out for a drink with Ntodd?

Cheaper to meet him behind the Tastee Freez.


GravatarNot too heavy, not too light, smooth

One could hope you had, maybe, a Leienkugel Summer Shandy, or a Sunset Wheat.

At any rate, I'll pass, thank you very much.


GravatarThanks for all the tips. I am experimenting with them all.


GravatarHP outcome: Harry recognizes his attraction to Al Gore's inflated suits, joins advance team for Gore's next eco-film, "Stop Cow Farting!," finds himself gutting and scaling boutique-raised Chilean sea bass for Gore daughter's wedding events and pumping Gore's excess CO2 up the asses of receptive, gullible nutroots....

You neglected to mention that the Weasley twins were co-producers of the eco-film.


GravatarThat "Sexy Sells" person looks like Ziggy Stardust.


GravatarLooks like the great thing about "killfile" is, not only does it block annoying trolls, but it keeps them preoccupied trying to "beat" it.

Of course, when it comes to "beating," idiots like Zod are king...


Gravatardave, you do mean 'beating off,' I presume.


Gravatar.tsudratS yggiZ ekil skool nosrep "slleS yxeS" tahT


Gravatardave™©

sure.


Gravatar.erus

©™evad


GravatarBUSH HAD 5 POLYPS

This just in: Catastrophe!

It was 4 polyps and his brain.


GravatarBTW, some kinda shocking news for us Bay Area types... a local anchorman (and semi-wingnut talkshow host) named Pete Wilson went in for hip replacement surgery and died from a post-op heart attack.

I think Spocko might have sparred with him at some point...


GravatarBoy, Tammy Faye is lookiing sharp these days, eh?
Barndog, fully Blissed

Karmic Retribution, in all its Blazing Glory!


GravatarYou're the most secretive WH since Richard Nixon was a piker. Why would you release the info that Bush's asshole is full of polyps? Swear to Jebuz, "Mayberry Machiavelli" is way too complimentary a term for these clowns.


Gravatar...you do mean 'beating off,' I presume.

I was trying to be discreet!


GravatarIt was 4 polyps and his brain.
bo


Rove?


GravatarKarmic Retribution, in all its Blazing Glory!

That'll be a resounding "A-Fucking-Men."


GravatarBUSH HAD 5 POLYPS



This just in: Catastrophe!



It was 4 polyps and his brain.


You mean they didn't find Jeff Gannon's class ring?


GravatarYa wanna go out for a drink with Ntodd?

Well, where and when?


GravatarYou mean they didn't find Jeff Gannon's class ring?


Stoli>>>>>>>Monitor.


GravatarChilean sea bass

Do not fuck with my peeps.


GravatarWhy would you release the info that Bush's asshole is full of polyps?

Cause Bush having a pre-cancerous condition is the good news of the day!


GravatarThanks for all the tips. I am experimenting with them all. -Diane C. Barking-Mad

Must refrain....


GravatarWhy would you release the info that Bush's asshole is full of polyps? ...
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 7:36 pm | #

Imagine the consternation in Al Queda at this news. Thre three hundred remaining Number 2 men are weeping, unashamedly. Bin Ladin has asked for a priest to read him last rites. Suicide bombers are unable to buckle their suicide belts because of their trembling.
Good news for Republicans!


GravatarI was trying to be discreet!
dave™©


Why try that? Maybe someday you might actually go out into the real world and try to have a conversation with a real human...... Nah. You like it better here in Atriosville where you think that being 100 out of 300 million people in the US actually makes you something special other than just another poster on this thread.


GravatarYou mean they didn't find Jeff Gannon's class ring?

Car keys. Vehiche whereabouts unknown.


GravatarBUSH HAD 5 POLYPS

If one of them had looked like this polyp, then things would have gotten interesting.


GravatarDoug, I'm hoping for malignancies in the biopsy.

It would be small retribution for what he's done to the world.


GravatarThis is fucking silly. Shame on the NY Times..

Why Harry Potter Won't be a Bestseller
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ mi...er_b_57099.html
Wanna make some easy money? Tell your friends you don't think Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows will debut at #1 on The New York Times Bestseller List. Heck, you don't think it will even make the Top Ten! Then give them ten to one odds.

Huh? The book that will probably set a single day and one week sales record, the book hundreds of thousands will line up for at midnight won't be the Number One book on The New York Times Bestseller list? That's right because Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is a children's book and those books don't count.

It happened in 2000. The Harry Potter books -- a once in a lifetime publishing phenomenon -- were dominating the bestseller lists, with three titles ensconced in the Top 15 at the same time. It just wasn't fair, moaned publishers of more "serious" fiction. It kept more deserving titles off the list, titles that people would never hear about, said bookstore owners. And so in a rash, indefensible decision, the New York Times decided to banish children's books solely to their own separate list.

Imagine if the people behind the Nielsen Top 10 TV show listings decided that reality shows were "taking away" valuable attention from dramas and sitcoms. Let reality shows get their own list and the official Top 10 only include "genuine" TV shows, like CSI and House and Grey's Anatomy.

Imagine if Variety decided animated movies were just for kids and didn't belong on the box office Top Ten list, when more adult films like Knocked Up and Ocean's 13 needed the space.

Imagine if Billboard decided to banish country music to Nashville and reserve its list of Top Ten album for "real" music like pop, rock and hip hop.

Of course, that would be absurd. Any list of top TV shows that didn't include American Idol would be a joke. Any ranking of hit movies that ignored Shrek The Third or Ratatouille would be foolish. And any ranking of top CDs that pretended Garth Brooks and Carrie Underwood didn't exist would be bizarre.

And yet that's exactly the status of The New York Times Bestseller list.


Gravatarwhoa - make that 61 out of 300 million. You guys truly run the world from here!


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GravatarThat would be 'vehicle'. In case you didn't get it.


GravatarComment by Leninsky blocked.

Man, you is dumber than me.


Gravatar!ereh morf dlrow eht nur ylurt syug uoY .noillim 003 fo tuo 16 taht ekam - aohw


GravatarPersonally, I like limoncello. It's the high life version of yucca.


GravatarIts full of.....POLYPS!!!!


GravatarYou guys truly run the world from here!

You finally realized this?


GravatarYou like it better here in Atriosville where you think that being 100 out of 300 million people in the US actually makes you something special other than just another poster on this thread.

Trolls talking to mirrors... it never gets old!


GravatarI'm sure this was well-covered in the last thread, but since I just read it, let me say how bittersweet this quote was:

The public, it turned out, was more unhappy about the war than the
Democratic strategists understood. Despite their tentativeness,
Democrats won control of the House and Senate in an election in which Iraq played a large role.

Rat bastard strategists.


GravatarThe Taliban has kidnapped 18 South Koreans evagelilsts, 2 Germans and 5 Afgans.

How stupid do you have to be to evangelize (fundy version) in Afghanistan?
nikki


Perhaps it's Moonies on a USAID/religious initiative spending spree?


Gravatarmalignancies in the biopsy.

And that the sterilization of the scope was sloppy and he gets an 'interesting' infection of colostrum difficile.

He then can learn personally why the installing a fundie in NIH that turned down funding for your antibiotic resistance study, was a bad idea.


GravatarI still can't get the image out of my head of Bush's doctors, joking as they probe the rectum of the sedated president, one of them saying, "wait...that's no polyp! That's his HEAD!!!"


GravatarRead mah polyps, NO NEW TACTICS!


GravatarYou like it better here in Atriosville where you think that being 100 out of 300 million people in the US actually makes you something special other than just another poster on this thread.

You, however, know better than all!


Gravatardave™©: Trolls talking to mirrors... it never gets old!

I'm putting you in the killfile until you get tired of talking about stuff I can't see.
.


GravatarMy mommy says I'm special.


GravatarWell googling cancer polyps will make you not want to eat dinner


GravatarAnd Zod once again gives up being a regular guy and goes on the attack. It's like a Swiss fucking watch.


GravatarJeffraham, I am petting a fluffy and needy brown tab as we speak


GravatarI esp. like people who complain about people hanging out here while taking the time to not only hang out here and track our every move, but re-type their posts backwards.

How it manages to do all that in between Mommy's foot massages is a mystery...


GravatarThat class ring joke was done by an earlier commenter.

Still funny though.

I'm off.

bbl


GravatarZod the polyp.


GravatarWell googling cancer polyps will make you not want to eat dinner

Thank god I'm having BBQ chicken.


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham, I am petting a fluffy and needy brown tab as we speak

I had L.E. in my lap until he realized I had entirely consumed the pizza.
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GravatarI'm putting you in the killfile until you get tired of talking about stuff I can't see.

That's why I'm not using "killfile"... you miss out on so much!


GravatarDoug, my feeling is: if you opposed basic research, don't go looking for help when you're sick. Go pray to your useless god instead.


Gravatar
The public, it turned out, was more unhappy about the war than the
Democratic strategists understood.


If Democratic strategists were football coaches, they'd start playing "prevent" defense from the first whistle and end up losing the game 77-0.

Fucking idiots.


GravatarI had L.E. in my lap until he realized I had entirely consumed the pizza.

He realized it wasn't a Tombstone.


GravatarWell googling cancer polyps will make you not want to eat dinner


Jeezus, dude, why would you?

And why aren't you in Marquette, with all the other evil, far left leaning liberals in Michigan?


GravatarGods have uses.
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GravatarQuentin, goddesses do. Gods I'm not so sure about.


Gravatarokay this is a test. Since some posters tho't we were saying violent things earlier in wishing the polyps well, seeing if I'm banned. (I don't expect so.)


GravatarIt's like a Swiss fucking watch.
NTodd, Satanist


The Swiss have the most interesting porn.


Gravatarnot banned. Go in peace, polyps, anyway. all life forms, certn'ly higher life forms than the one they were removed from. and off I am for now.


GravatarRuth, polyps we don't have control over.

Weapons we do. There is a difference.


GravatarOk Firefoxians, I switched to experience the glory of the killfile, but the text looks like crap compared to IE, and I can't seem to find a setting that doesn't look like crap. Is this one of those special XP features they were sued over? Any plugins for better resolution?


GravatarBUSH HAD 5 POLYPS REMOVED FROM HIS COLON

I hope it hurt.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator

I thought Powell already left.


GravatarQuentin, goddesses do. Gods I'm not so sure about.
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere | 07.21.07 - 7:51 pm


Evidence
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GravatarDamn! The batteries in my vibrator just died!


GravatarThe Swiss have the most interesting porn.

I can imagine. Intricate, clockwork like fucking, with a coo-coo, that pops out during the climax.


GravatarDamn! The batteries in my vibrator just died!
Vicki, Who ♥ Cock


Yay! My namestealer's back!


GravatarAnd why aren't you in Marquette, with all the other evil, far left leaning liberals in Michigan?

I'm entirely burnt out from the 5 days of Blissfest.


GravatarIsn't it funny how the namestealing always increases when a certain whiny "general" is around?


GravatarDamn! The batteries in my vibrator just died!
Vicki, Who ♥ Cock


Do what you always do, talk to the hand(literally).

Stoopit Trools.


GravatarSallyH, I don't actually wish polyps on anyone. But I can send them gentle reassurance.


GravatarQuentin, not very convincing evidence...


GravatarI'm entirely burnt out from the 5 days of Blissfest.


My sister said the same thing.

Loved Jeff Daniels.

I hope you are blissed beyond peace, BD.


GravatarI have noticed that, dave™©.


GravatarFor my money, Jenny Wade (in the ad) looks like Anne Carlisle from Liquid Sky.


GravatarVicki - Jeff was awesome, to say the least.

I may add, a damm fine musician to boot.


GravatarQuentin, if you come up with some Pratchett evidence I have heretofore missed, I might accept that


Gravatar'98 surgeron general's meeting, Janet Reno talking of the emerging cyber era.

Wow.

She was irght, we had a great tool ready to implement.


GravatarHi moonbats. We really are having the Mac PC debate over here. We've always had PC's, but need to get a new computer for our studio. Everyone says get MAC. The kids are more close minded against them then we are. What say ye?


GravatarWhat's in the soil/air/water in Washington State that lets them grow the freakin' hugest, darkest, sweetest, most amazing cherries in the known universe? I grew up on Western NY cherries and these Washington monsters blow anything from NY away.


GravatarAlso Correl Painter 9. Isn't that better on MAC?


GravatarBarndog, the music fests aren't in my cards this year.

Hoped to do Wheatland, but that's the weekend my mom wants to scatter ashes, so that's out, too.

Oh well, all things begin anew.


Gravatar
Isn't it funny how the namestealing always increases when a certain whiny "general" is around?


A largely ignored blogger and "professional writer" who is jealous that Atrios has a large audience while he is destined for obscurity.


Gravatar*was right


GravatarTralfaz

They don't touch Michigan cherries.


GravatarDamn! The batteries in my vibrator just died!
Vicki, Who ♥ Cock

Know why blondes never use vibrators?
Say they chip their teeth...


GravatarErin, depends on what you're using it for. Mac's great for graphics, and it's also good if you don't want viruses.

PCs are fine, too, though. It just depends on your preference.

I'd rather do graphics on a Mac. At home, I own a PC. (Plus, I suck at graphics.)


GravatarTralfaz

Reminds me of the old Olympia Beer song: "it's the water and a lot more."


Gravatar...out to dogwalk, later, love you bats...


Gravatar but the text looks like crap compared to IE, and I can't seem to find a setting that doesn't look like crap.

IE7 is purty cool when its woikin'.
Keep both or more as options. If we couldn't complain 'bout something, what would we have to complain about?


Okay, lots.


GravatarBadboysbadboyswhatchagonnado?
.


GravatarThey don't touch Michigan cherries.
Barndog, fully Blissed


Barndog, I've heard that but for some reason, NY stores tend to stock Washington but not Michigan cherries. Nevertheless, it's doubtful that cherries could get any better than the Washington ones I have right now. They are the Platonic ideal of a sweet cherry.


GravatarJeffraham, you watch Cops for comedy?


GravatarBadboysbadboyswhatchagonnado?


Call for them?


GravatarBush has apparently issued an Executive Order allowing exceptions to Geneva Convention treatment of prisoners of war, plus of people he claims are *not* prisoners of war.

I think that every American military officer needs to be reminded that when Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, and crew are found to be war criminals, their "Executive Orders" will have no exculpatory value for the people who acted under them.

Remember Nuremberg. On to The Hague.


GravatarWhat's in the soil/air/water in Washington State that lets them grow the freakin' hugest, darkest, sweetest, most amazing cherries in the known universe?

The lambert cherries from Flathead lake, both dark and light, are better. You won't see them much outside of Montana. They tried a few times to put together a Washington apple type farming and marketing co-operative, but never managed to put one together.

The same is true for the Bitterroot valley apple growers. Damn good apples, with cussed people growing them, that cannot co-operate with each other.


GravatarMichigan cherries ROCK.

/Says she who has a cherry tree


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham, you watch Cops for comedy?

It's a hillbilly thang, like the bacon gravy.
.


GravatarJeffraham, bacon...gravy?


GravatarIsn't it funny how the namestealing always increases when a certain whiny "general" is around?

Cue complaints about how it's HE who gets namestolen all the time and blaming simels in 3...2...1...


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham, bacon...gravy?

Yeah... the best biscuits & gravy are made with bacon fat.
.


GravatarJeffraham, you watch Cops for comedy?
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere


Obviously you've never seen the episode where the suspects were hiding under an upside down kiddie pool...the cops flip it off of them, there's a copter hovering overhead bathing these guys in bright light, and they just lay there with their eyes closed as if "if we don't move, no one will see us."

My personal theory is that everyone in America has watched Cops at least once; most of them just won't admit it.


Gravatar<i>
IE7 is purty cool when its woikin'.</i>

Since no one answered my question I continued to dig and eventually found that I had to enable the Cleartype font smoothing in my Display Appearance window. For some reason IE does not care, but Firefox does. One click and now it's much much better.


GravatarVicki, Sez Zod's Penis = Small

Well, considering how much time he spends here pretending to be woman, I'd say that's a safe bet.


GravatarI don't know about elsewhere, but cherries in NY were always very chemical intensive. At least the way my grandparents grew them. Without spraying a lot, there would be a worm in each cherry.


GravatarBut I take it I have to use the buttons to italicize?


GravatarBadboysbadboyswhatchagonnado?

A classic.


GravatarI wonder if Zod's the one who plays "Butch" sometimes, accusing my naughty bits of doing all kinds of things.


GravatarChrist, my pussy stinks. It really smells bad.


GravatarWhen you've been falsely accused by a cop, the show is not amusing.


GravatarSome of the apple growers are trying out an organic answer to the coddling moth. Put out sticky traps baited with sex pheromones. You get apples that have no coddling moth worms (this is the most common kind in apples), no cosmetic flaws from those worms, that have never been sprayed with insecticide.

To me they seemed to be tastier too.


GravatarThe level of sexual inadequacy he openly displays is simply stunning, no less so for his seeming inability to stop himself.


GravatarComment by Vicki, Who ♥ Cock blocked.

Egad, you're dumb.


GravatarErinPDX: When you've been falsely accused by a cop, the show is not amusing.

I've been falsely accused, but used logic to bring 'em around to easily observable truth.
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GravatarThis hour on the big Dave™© Blog fundraising telethon, we travel back to Cleveland in the late 60s to check out the Lemon Pipers.

Ask Vicki - it's worth the "trip"!


GravatarJennifer, as a fan of bad movies and TV, I will readily confess that I've watched Cops. Someone later told me it wasn't supposed to be funny. I was like, say what?


Gravatar"Cue complaints about how it's HE who gets namestolen all the time and blaming simels in 3...2...1..."

Yes, I am often amused at my namestealer's accusations.

Simels... bah! As IF!!!


GravatarWhen you've been falsely accused by a cop, the show is not amusing.
ErinPDX


I sympathize with anyone unjustly accused, but that doesn't render the foibles of some individual criminals in their brushes with the law less amusing. I'm a fan of the "Least Competent Criminals" feature in News of the Weird as well.


GravatarMah kittehs!
.


GravatarBTW, that show the Lemon Pipers turn up on in that clip over at the big telethon was called "Upbeat"... a local show out of Cleveland that had quite a history:

The Upbeat Show is a legendary Cleveland music show that ran from 1964 through 1971. It was originally called the "Big Five Show." Upbeat was produced by Herman Spero, and hosted by Don Webster...

Upbeat was broadcast in over 100 cities including Detroit, Erie and Buffalo. Those who watched it remember it with great fondness. They were the glory days of Cleveland music.

Upbeat brought us all of the great international, national and local acts. A list of stars who appeared on Upbeat includes but is not limited to the Beatles, The Who, The Rolling Stones, B.B. King, Barry McGuire, John Kay, Steppenwolf, Jerry Lee Lewis, the Monkees, Jeannie C. Riley, Sonny Geraci and The Outsiders, Ed McMahon, Canned Heat, Bobby Sherman, Paul Revere & The Riders, Jerry Lee Lewis, Tommy James, Sly and The Family Stone, Bobby Goldsboro, Terry Knight and the Pack, Frankie Valli and Four Seasons, Johnny Nash, Billy Joe Royal, Terry Knight, Billy Joe Royal, Leslie Gore, Stevie Wonder, Gene Krupa, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, Eric Burdon, Lou Christie, The McCoys, The 5th Dimension, Gene Pitney, Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels, Otis Redding, Bar-Kays, the Strawberry Alarm Clock, John Sebastian and The Lovin’ Spoonful, GTO’s, The Shangra-La’s, Spanky and Our Gang, Peter and Gordon, Simon and Garfunkel, Dennis Yost, Dizzie Gillespie, Chubby Checker, Paul Anka, Grasshoppers, John Denver, Chad Mitchell Trio, Gary Puckett and Union Gap, Pete Best, The Lettermen, Bobbie Vee, Neil Sedaka, O.C. Smith, The Impressions and house band Dave C and the Sharptones. The Beatles never performed on Upbeat, but appeared during their visit to Cleveland in 1966...

After Upbeat ended, Don became the weatherman for WEWS Channel 5 TV, and later hosted Academic Challenge. David became a talent manager for Eric Carmen and others. He is now the director of the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame.


GravatarJeffraham, what's the size differential between Curly and LE?


GravatarBums in the park


GravatarMy tits are really starting to sag. It sucks to be old and horny. My vericose veins don't help, either.


GravatarSallyh: Jeffraham, what's the size differential between Curly and LE?

I'm guessing L.E.'s somewhere around 10lbs.; Curly was 17lbs. when I weighed him a few months ago.
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GravatarJeffraham, looks like Curly's the heavyweight champion


GravatarStanky snatches are experienced.


GravatarCheck out this lineup for "Upbeat" on May 11, 1968:

In the Chicago Tribune, May 10, 1968, Rob Baker says: "Channel 32's Upbeat show tomorrow at 4:30 p.m. features The Yardbirds, Bobby Goldsboro, Mary Wells, The Outsiders, Harumi, The McCoys, The Short Kuts, Kim Weston, Bob Francis, and The Velvet Underground."


GravatarNamestealer, you've not seen my tits or my legs. I'm remarkably sag and vein free.

May I ask you to please blow Steve Simels' gynormous penis?


GravatarSaggy tits remind me of Mommy. Then I have to think about baseball, because I starting feeling all lumpy down there.


GravatarI'm remarkably sag and vein free.

Is it hot in here or is it me???


GravatarIs that you, Gordon?






If so.....
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


GravatarNTodd needs a Scary Vagina, stat.


GravatarSpeaking of veins, the great Frank Frazetta got canned by Hef from working on Kurtzman and Elder's Little Annie Fanny because he painted Annie's tits with blue veins showing.

Honest to God!


GravatarHecate, and I know this is utterly evil, but I hope at least one of those polyps is cancerous.

As someone familiar with the course of colon cancer, I think it's safe to say that one of them certainly was.
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GravatarBo, such lazy creatures. As if they had nothing better to do than lounge in the sun all day


GravatarSo, what have I missed?




GravatarWatertiger, Bo has some interesting photos of bums in the park in the Bay Area


GravatarI'd also like to point out that there is a beautiful sunset out there.


GravatarSo, what have I missed? watertiger

Were you able to sleep once you got to Brooklyn?


Gravatarwatertiger: So, what have I missed?

Oh, the usual.
.


Gravatar"I'm remarkably sag and vein free."

Come sit over here.


Gravatar
Were you able to sleep once you got to Brooklyn?


Heh.

Gummo and Mrs. Gummo have some very cute kittehs.


GravatarSo, what have I missed?


The aliens have landed. Their message: "Mars needs women".


Gravatarwatertiger did you like my hometown?


GravatarWatertiger, Bo has some interesting photos of bums in the park in the Bay Area - Sallyh

Actually, they're Chilean park bums.


GravatarHBK, it was nice to get off the island.  Wandered over to Park Slope, lunched, wandered back through Prospect Park.




GravatarBo, shouldn't they be at work?


GravatarActually, they're Chilean park bums.

Leftovers from the Gore wedding?


GravatarSo, what have I missed?

The Lemon Pipers!


GravatarActually, they're Chilean park bums.

I read that Chilean pork buns.

Must be dinner time.


GravatarI'm remarkably sag and vein free. I owe it all to my inability to cope with my age.

Just don't ask me about my yeast infection, or my over stretched labia........


GravatarI went to Century 21 thinking it wouldn't be as crowded because nobody is working down there.

That's how stupid I am.


GravatarLeftovers from the Gore wedding? - JeffCO

They may have catered it.


GravatarMy vagina looks like a Taco that has been laying in a dumpster for a holiday weekend. Smells the same, too.


GravatarSure this has been brought up earlier, but ...
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The former top deputy to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales suggested that Special Prosecutor and US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald should be Attorney General of the United States, according to a report in Bloomberg News.

"I think he would make a spectacular attorney general," former Deputy U.S. Attorney General James Comey told the news service's Patricia Hurtado and David Voreacos in a Friday article. "He certainly is one of the very best federal prosecutors in America."
------ Found at Raw Story


Leaves a mark, don't it Gonzo?


GravatarI swear, zod is SUCh a maroon!

"Comment by Vicki, Who ♥ Cock blocked. [unkill]​[show comment]"

I suspect it is Zod who REALLY loves the cock.


GravatarI have inadvertently grown an Anna Apple, in a very large pot - and it really must go into the ground in the next season and I do not know where. Granted this is a strange situation - the tree started its life as a $1.00 deal from the used plant shelt at Lowe's, and I never expected anything would come of it. But last year it had blossoms! And this year, it could easily have apples. It can't stay in the pot, and where it is, on the south side of the house, is too crowded for another tree. Dilemma. I may have to move to Washington State with it.


GravatarIs "hearting" cock an undesirable trait?

I suppose it would be in the girlfriend of a troll, if such a thing existed, since said troll would never be able to satisfy it.

Eschaton trolls: so pathetic that they'd prefer women who don't like sex.


GravatarStand by to be namestolen in 5...4...3...2...


GravatarI read that Chilean pork buns. - Guy Forget

That's one hell of a lot of shreaded cardboard to make one of those guys.


GravatarThe cigarette thief is going to jail!
.


GravatarLeaves a mark, don't it Gonzo?

Gonzo could very likely find himself prosecuted by the next Justice Department of the next administration.


GravatarI have inadvertently grown an Anna Apple

That's nothing: Lily Allen has a third nipple (and is unafraid to show it).


Gravatar"Who are you callin' a cootie queen, you lint licker?"
.


GravatarI suspect it is Zod who REALLY loves the cock.

He lives for the cock.

Tubby bitch.


GravatarUm - an Anna Apple.


GravatarIs herpes contagious?


GravatarUm - an Anna Apple.

Oh. I see.

Never mind.


GravatarThat's nothing: Lily Allen has a third nipple (and is unafraid to show it).

Yes, but does she have three buttocks?


GravatarThat's nothing: Lily Allen has a third nipple (and is unafraid to show it).

What a disappointment, I was hoping to see the 1st and 2nd ones as well...


Gravatarwatertiger, how'd you like Canberra? I've friends there -


GravatarBob is silent because he likes to be gagged while I sodomize him.


GravatarIs "hearting" cock an undesirable trait?

I prefer my chicks to dig cock.


GravatarIt really is sad and pathetic that the worst thing li'l trollies can think of to demean a man is to suggest he's like a woman, and the worst thing they can think of to demean a woman is to suggest she enjoys sex. They are truly messed up little sad sacks.


GravatarThe troll was kept sedated for a long time, but he's back again.

Why is that?


GravatarYes, but does she have three buttocks? watertiger

Not that I'm aware, but she may well have two sheds.


GravatarWe now live in a nation where the president would much rather let us know about his colon than the atrocities he commits in our name. Congratulations, we have now left the outer bounds of absurdity and entered some hitherto undiscovered twilight zone of catastrophic inanity.

I fear I'll need a lobotomy if I ever hope to comprehend this madness.


GravatarGWPDA,

it's really a nice town.  So much parkland.  I know some Aussies look down their noses at it because it pretty much shuts down at night, but I think the quality of life makes up for that.


GravatarThe troll was kept sedated for a long time, but he's back again.

Why is that?


Meds wore off.


GravatarHey folks


Gravatar38 Visitors Online

Quiet night.


GravatarWhat a disappointment, I was hoping to see the 1st and 2nd ones as well... Mr French

Whattaya want? How many American singers would reach into their tops and haul out a boob to show a mild aberration on it on national TV?

Not including Courtney Love I mean.


GravatarEveryone's reading the last Harry Potter.

[looks at Barnes & Noble bag on table]


Gravatarpie: The troll was kept sedated for a long time, but he's back again.

Why is that?


Anti-greasemonkey frustration, way past boiling over.
.


GravatarMeds wore off.

But he's no longer effective.

He should find a new line of work and happiness with a significant other, even if it happens to be a blow-up doll.


GravatarI'm back

bon appetite!


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N...h?v=N- TM58vEjkw


Gravatargreasemonkey slows my computer down.

that's kinda annoying.


GravatarWe are getting our Harry Potter on Monday I guess. No Amazon delivery while we were out today.


GravatarThe troll was kept sedated for a long time, but he's back again.

Why is that?


I have an interesting theory, but I'll have to e-mail you after I serve the kiddos their dinner.

Love ya, pie.


GravatarWe now live in a nation where the president would much rather let us know about his colon than the atrocities he commits in our name.

Where's the goddam executive privilege when we need it?


GravatarTammy Faye died. RIP.

Now back to real news, please.


Gravatarwatertiger: that's kinda annoying.

I keep that script turned off until it gets ridiculous. I can scan past most of these idiots without much trouble.
.


Gravatar38 Visitors Online

Quiet night.


Everybody else is reading Potter.


GravatarI can turn it OFF?




GravatarI'm tired.
I'll start Harry Potter tomorrow.

Buenas noches.


GravatarGWPDA,

it's really a nice town. So much parkland. I know some Aussies look down their noses at it because it pretty much shuts down at night, but I think the quality of life makes up for that.

watertiger, ex-antipodean


Sounds like Ottawa....

Damn, but I'd love to skate the Rideau Canal before I die.
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Gravatari took some pics of the cowzzzzzzzzzz...i didnt have my digital with me though,...tomorrow i shall take more and go look for the new born calves...oy its sooooo purty,and they are so cute...all of them even the bulls...


Gravatarwatertiger: I can turn it OFF?

Tools -> Greasemonkey -> Manage User Scripts
.


GravatarWe are getting our Harry Potter on Monday I guess. No Amazon delivery while we were out today.

Weird. Mine arrived this afternoon!


GravatarI have an interesting theory,

Hmmmm.

Love that you're resurrecting your blog!!!


Gravatarnight, HBK!

I'm going to finish the book you gave me, THEN read HP7.


Gravatarsittenpretty: i took some pics of the cowzzzzzzzzzz...

Just so ya know... cow tipping usually doesn't require recon.


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GravatarTools -> Greasemonkey -> Manage User Scripts

Also: clicking on the little monkey face in the lower right hand corner of the screen.


GravatarWe didn't order until 3 days ago though NTodd. Wife decided she wanted to do it through my amazon linky on my page so we get the extra discount.


GravatarI can turn it OFF?

DO you see the monkey face in the lower-right corner? Click on it.


Gravatarsittenpretty: i took some pics of the cowzzzzzzzzzz...

Just so ya know... cow tipping usually doesn't require recon.


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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 9:02 pm | #

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what is cow tipping? said the city girl


Gravatarwatertiger: Also: clicking on the little monkey face in the lower right hand corner of the screen.

The monkey face also rises.
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GravatarAlso: clicking on the little monkey face in the lower right hand corner of the screen.

Who needs another smirking chimp anyway?


GravatarTammy Faye died. RIP.


Damn.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I abhor what her first husband did to thousands, but I admit that I've always had a soft spot for Tammy Faye. She loved teh gay, for one. She was as goofy and silly as could be, but above all, she was optimistic, and I believe she truly loved "her" Lord.

I knew, instinctively, that when she called Larry King and told him that she wanted to be interviewed, that it was, literally, her swan song. She didn't have much left in her physical body to sustain her.

I'm not surprised, but I'm sorry for those who loved her.

RIP, Tammy Faye.


GravatarWe didn't order until 3 days ago though NTodd.

Well that was pretty fucking stupid.


GravatarActually, clicking the monkey face disables ALL greasemonkey scripts. I gots others that I like to keep runnin', like the "force Gmail to open an https connection" script.
.


GravatarI agree. I am in no rush though. We have family things to do so I don't have a block of time to sit down and read until Monday anyways/


GravatarRIP, Tammy Faye. Vicki

I heard Randi make much the same comment on her show on Thursday.


GravatarLove that you're resurrecting your blog!!!


Election cycle is kicking in, but more than that, I have things I want to say. Doesn't mean anyone will listen, but at least if I scream in the woods, I'll know I've been there.


GravatarTammy Faye, love her or hate her, an American Icon.

I didn't think she was quite that close to the end. Though she had a bit more time left.


GravatarMonkey face, motherfucker. Do you SEE it?!!!


Gravatar.tomorrow i shall take more and go look for the new born calves...oy its sooooo purty,and they are so cute...all of them even the bulls...
sittenpretty,creamsickle

It's great when it starts to rain and they start kicking and jumping around for joy.


GravatarAnyone notice how the MSM made such a fuss about Chimpy handing over to Dick?

And then Dick, handing over to Chimpy?

They do that to keep it in your mind that Chimpy is running things. THEY LIKE YOU TO THINK THAT CHIMPY IS RUNNING THINGS.

But why make such a song and dance about it?


GravatarIt's great when it starts to rain and they start kicking and jumping around for joy.

gamboling. love when they do that!


Gravatarat least if I scream in the woods, I'll know I've been there.

Birch all yew want but try not to make an ash of yourself.


Gravatarsally, I think we long ago figured out that Darth Cheney was running things. His 'being in charge' was strictly for show.


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.tomorrow i shall take more and go look for the new born calves...oy its sooooo purty,and they are so cute...all of them even the bulls...
sittenpretty,creamsickle

It's great when it starts to rain and they start kicking and jumping around for joy.
Lumpenprolitariot | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 9:06 pm | #

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they are right outside my bedroom window and i talk cow talk to them...no i dont cow tow ...but watching them is truly a great eartly pleasure...i lurrrrrrve them


GravatarGoing into a retreat to figure out a killer pun based on the Ligustrum.

It might be a while.


GravatarActually, clicking the monkey face disables ALL greasemonkey scripts.

Right-clicking is also your friend.


GravatarAtomic Twister looks really, really bad.

Sally, the Constitution requires passage of powers when a president is incapacitated by general anesthesia. But we're not fooled


Gravatar"i talk cow talk to them."

My cat and I were discussing that comment and he feels talking to cows is nuts.


Gravatarthey are right outside my bedroom window and i talk cow talk to them

So they go right pasteurize? Cool!


GravatarI have an interesting theory, but I'll have to e-mail you after I serve the kiddos their dinner.

Love ya, pie.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


YES! I'll email you with my interesting theories on why I call this person a pathetic loser, while at the same time taking this pathetic loser so seriously that I will need to talk to you for hours on end about him.

Now who is the loser? Jeez, Vicki, just go down to the local peep show and become a glory hole girl already, OK?

Christ you are pathetic.

I'll check back in a day or two. I'm sure this has given all the Atrios biddies enough to chirp about for days. Yet we need to take you all so seroiusly......... LOL!


GravatarNTodd: Right-clicking is also your friend.

I thought wt used a Mac.
.


GravatarRight-clicking is also your friend.

[looks balefully at her Mac mouse]


Gravatargamboling. love when they do that!
watertiger, ex-antipodean | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 9:07 pm | #

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GravatarSo they go right pasteurize? Cool!

Oh, no you diiin't.


GravatarYou know, I have a 2-button mouse for my Mac...


GravatarBy the way, I will eat anyone's sperm for $5.00.


GravatarThey have MAC mouses in multiple button flavors now you know WT


Gravatarok ,what is gamboling...i have so much to learn

just another way to describe the frolicking.


GravatarI've been wondering when Tena would return.


GravatarOh, no you diiin't.

I can't help milking them.


Gravatar"They have MAC mouses in multiple button flavors now you know WT"

You can do the keyboard / Mouse combinations for the right click features?


GravatarI have the Mighty Mouse for Mac, but I got quite used to having the one-click thingy.


GravatarNow who is the loser?

Um...you?


Gravatar"i talk cow talk to them."

My cat and I were discussing that comment and he feels talking to cows is nuts.
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yes they do look at me funny ,when i mooooooooooooo,but im undaunted
like the prof essor trying to talk to the THING


GravatarEkCenTriK: You can do the keyboard / Mouse combinations for the right click features?

Yeah, but we're talking about trying to not confuse a Mac user.
.


GravatarYeah, but we're talking about trying to not confuse a Mac user.

i'm easily confused these days.


Gravatar"GOP senators nervous about war


But not nervous enough to distance themselves from Bush.


GravatarJust this morning I was listening to Cow Talk, with Click and Clack.


Gravatar"
Yeah, but we're talking about trying to not confuse a Mac user."






Hey!


Gravatar"Just this morning I was listening to Cow Talk, with Click and Clack."



Gravatarok ,what is gamboling...i have so much to learn
sittenpretty,creamsickle


When calves and baby goats play Texas Hold 'Em.
.


Gravatari'm easily confused these days. watertiger

[Dangles then jangles shiny keys]


GravatarStop stealing our names, you tubby bitch!


GravatarHarold Lischner, an 82-year-old doctor who claims he was falsely arrested for displaying an anti-war sign at a Bush campaign event in September 2003.



He was ARRESTED for expressing his right to free speech?

WTF!


Gravatari'm easily confused these days.

How about when I do this?


GravatarDidn't Little Lulu have a boyfriend called Tubby Bitch?


Gravatar[Dangles then jangles shiny keys]

How about when I do this?


AAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!


GravatarHe was ARRESTED for expressing his right to free speech?

Remember the Denver Three, or the person in WVa who was fired for protesting?


GravatarWhoop,s the poor dear's overstimulated.


Gravatar[Dangles then jangles shiny keys]

(shines laser pointer on wall)


GravatarWell, I see Vicki is being namestolen.

Looks as though the 29 per centers have really gotten desperate.



As for Tammy Faye, poor lady. I saw a clip of her on Larry King's show, and she was unrecognizable.

Her suffering is over.


GravatarJeffCO: Remember the Denver Three, or the person in WVa who was fired for protesting?

In most states, employers can fire anyone for any reason. TN is one of 'em. There's a Vandy prof who just wrote a book about this, and it's making some waves.
.


GravatarWell, any reason that's not provably EEOC-related.
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GravatarHe was ARRESTED for expressing his right to free speech?

Remember the Denver Three, or the person in WVa who was fired for protesting?
JeffCO


And the guy in a bar who made a really obtuse reference to Bush 'meeting his maker' (iirc) and IS sitting in jail thanks to the bartender calling the authorities.
.


Gravatar(shines laser pointer on wall)

[chases red dot, misjudges distance between couch arm and wall]


GravatarMichael Moore will be on HardOn...I mean, Hardball on Monday night.


GravatarThe Cohen Bros. put the best music in their films.

WGN's showing Fargo.
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Gravatar[chases red dot, misjudges distance between couch arm and wall]

(giggles uncontrollably)


Gravatarwhat extroidinary condesension


GravatarAs for Tammy Faye, poor lady. I saw a clip of her on Larry King's show, and she was unrecognizable.

The poor woman looked like some sort of extra from an Evil Dead movie.

And still had mascara on.


Gravatar(shines laser pointer on wall)

[chases red dot, misjudges distance between couch arm and wall]
watertiger, ex-antipodean


When leaping, remember you're back in the Northern Hemisphere. The Coriolis 'force' moves things to the right not left.
.


GravatarPersonal belief systems are their own worst judge in later years...


GravatarWhat seems a looooong time ago, I actually did kow-tow - first, dropping to my knees and then prostrating myself.... To a very fine PhD in Chinese history who happened to be my supervisor for about fifteen minutes, in Lvn. I think he was surprised that I knew how - much less that I knew when.....

Oddly, I've not felt like doing so again since.


GravatarLooks like there's more:

Bush protesters cite manual in new lawsuit By Ann Imse, Rocky Mountain News June 28, 2007

Two people ejected from a Bush speech in Denver over a bumper sticker have filed a second lawsuit, claiming a White House manual unlawfully bars potential critics of the president from public events.

The Presidential Advance Manual calls for Bush volunteers to distribute tickets in a manner to deter protesters and to stop demonstrators from entering. It also calls for "rally squads" to drown out demonstrators and get between them and news cameras. The manual was obtained through a deposition in a West Virginia case.

The new lawsuit was filed in Washington, D.C., by the American Civil Liberties Union on behalf of Leslie Weise and Alexander Young in Denver, and two people arrested at a presidential event in West Virginia because they were wearing anti-Bush T-shirts.

[snip]

Hansen said he was struck by the manual’s advice to ignore demonstrators who cannot be seen by the media. "The president must know there are people in this world who disagree with him," he said.

Weise and Young arrived at the taxpayer-financed event in Denver in March 2005 in a car with a bumper sticker that said, "No more blood for oil." Twenty minutes after they entered and before Bush’s arrival, they were forced to leave. In West Virginia, Jeffery and Nicole Rank refused to remove or cover their anti-Bush T-shirts at a presidential speech July 4, 2004, on the state Capitol grounds. They were arrested, while other people wearing pro- Bush slogans were not, the suit says.

White House manual excerpts:

"All presidential events must be ticketed or accessed by a name list. This is the best method for preventing demonstrators." "It is important to have your volunteers at a checkpoint before the Magnetometers in order to stop a demonstrator from getting into the event." "The advance person must decide if the solution would cause more negative publicity than if the demonstrators were simply left alone."


Gravatar(shines laser pointer on wall)

[chases red dot, misjudges distance between couch arm and wall]


The laser pointer...perhaps the greatest cat toy ever invented.


GravatarThe poor woman looked like some sort of extra from an Evil Dead movie.

And still had mascara on.
Apprentice to Darth Holden


Facing imminent death, did she have anything interesting to say?
.


Gravatarspell checked version

condescension


GravatarHer son 'preaches' at gay bars to convert the needy, according to some viewer comments...


GravatarLischner's lawyers -- David Rudovsky and Jonathan H. Feinberg of Kairys Rudovsky Messing & Feinberg



Good lawyers.


GravatarFacing imminent death, did she have anything interesting to say?

She was on Larry King. Of course she had nothing interesting or intelligent to say. She wouldn't be there if that were not true.


GravatarOddly, I've not felt like doing so again since.

Not for fifteen minutes, fer sure.
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GravatarThe Coriolis 'force' moves things to the right not left.

Water in the toilets go clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere.

I checked.


GravatarShe has more guts than most of the fundies, to get on camera(instead of phone) for such interviews.

Perhaps she realized that the someone able to look death in the eye and speak the truth was more important than appearances. Shock value will drive a message even more so if it has underlying truth.


GravatarOK, to be fair, I surfed through Larry King, didn't stick around to listen to anything, but boy did Tammy Faye look like she stepped out of the WoW Undercity.


GravatarMy labia and hemmroids look very similar, so be careful down there!


GravatarShe was on Larry King. Of course she had nothing interesting or intelligent to say. She wouldn't be there if that were not true.
Apprentice to Darth Holden


So wtf motivated her to go on King's show? Garner sympathy?
.


GravatarI haven't learned that pose...

(just pic)


GravatarDeath isn't awfully attractive is it? No....


GravatarSo wtf motivated her to go on King's show? Garner sympathy?

I dare say force of habit.


GravatarA woman spends six weeks traveling the lower 48 U.S. to see what people are reading.


GravatarWater in the toilets go clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere.

Heh. Not this one.


GravatarI checked.
watertiger, ex-antipodean


If I may borrow a phrase...
"you diin't?'
.


GravatarI haven't learned that pose...

(just pic)
watertiger, ex-antipodean | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 9:30 pm | #

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GravatarL.E. doesn't seem to care about the laser pointer. He'll watch it, but not paw at it, or chase it.
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GravatarHeh. Heh. Kill...Trolls...


GravatarSo wtf motivated her to go on King's show? Garner sympathy?


She has a huge fan base. I'm thinking she just wanted to say goodbye.


GravatarIf I may borrow a phrase...
"you diin't?'


I knew people would eventually ask.


Gravatar"L.E. doesn't seem to care about the laser pointer. He'll watch it, but not paw at it, or chase it."

He is waiting for the overhead to show the Powerpoint slides that go with it.


GravatarEvening, 'bats


GravatarI haven't learned that pose...

Dayum - I remember when Cirque Du Soleil used to be good.


GravatarEkCenTriK: He is waiting for the overhead to show the Powerpoint slides that go with it.

!
.


GravatarL.E. doesn't seem to care about the laser pointer. He'll watch it, but not paw at it, or chase it.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 9:32 pm | #

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GravatarShe has a huge fan base. I'm thinking she just wanted to say goodbye.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


Almost as big as my ass. Or the number of guys I've blown.....


Gravatar"India elects Pratibha Patil its first female president"

Where goest India, America will follow.

(cough)


GravatarLet the history books record that we had the war in Iraq won but were stabbed in the back once again by the Democrat party and it's leader, Harry Reid and his treachery.


GravatarFrank Rich's column on Vitter the Shitter is up on the NYTimes website. Cheapskates like me will have to wait for another link.


GravatarDeath isn't awfully attractive is it? No....
GWPDA, Roving Historian | 07.21.07 - 9:31 pm | #


Not for Voldemort, it isn't.

So ... who's finished Harry Potter?


Gravatarsittenpretty: new phone line no wurrrky

Aw... no cell?
.


GravatarBig Fitz, you are so tiresome. And you insult Irish people everywhere with that name.


GravatarA woman spends six weeks traveling the lower 48 U.S. to see what people are reading.

Two crazy kids are walking across the US to protest the war.


Gravatarplease, no HP spoilers.


GravatarHARRY POTTER lost the Iraq war
DAYUM


GravatarLet the history books record that we had the war in Iraq won but were stabbed in the back once again by the Democrat party and it's leader, Harry Reid and his treachery.
Big Fitz


Ah, the brownshirt subhuman shit crawls out of the sewers to spout its lies yet again.


GravatarIs Bush the first president to have his crowds totally handpicked?

IIRC Reagan would banter with hecklers and can you imagine GWB going down to the Mall and talking with war protesters like Nixon?


GravatarBig Fitz, you are so tiresome. And you insult Irish people everywhere with that name.

This thing called "Big Fitz" insults all life by continuing to exist.


GravatarLet the history books record that we had the war in Iraq won

Exactly what was the mechanism by which weak-kneed liberals somehow caused out soldiers to be defeated? Just once I wish one of you quthoritarian fringer types would explain it clearly.


GravatarHe is waiting for the overhead to show the Powerpoint slides that go with it.

What an interesting kitty, to have read
Edward Tufte, and understood that powerpoint could be an efficient way to murder little birdies.


Gravatarsittenpretty: new phone line no wurrrky

Aw... no cell?
.
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 9:36 pm | #

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GravatarFrank Rich - free for all

http://home.comcast.net/~veritas...s20001/ rich.htm


Gravatarmay i just say
i very much adore velvet in almost any color


GravatarLet the history books record that we had the war in Iraq won

Like 'history books' write themselves. Tchure.
.


GravatarJeffCO: Two crazy kids are walking across the US to protest the war.

Those aren't the fools who started out in California on cheap, Chinese scooters they bought at Pep Boys, are they? 'Cause I don't think they had any other choice.
.


GravatarGet lost sex troll.


GravatarThanks DWD!


GravatarJeffCO, they may be crazy, but they have the right motivations.


GravatarLet the history books record that we had the war in Iraq won

When was it won, exactly?

Frank Rich's column on Vitter the Shitter is up on the NYTimes website. Cheapskates like me will have to wait for another link.

Firewall Fairy's on the case in a few...


Gravatarsittenpretty: yes i shall do that ...my 10 your 9?

If no later... I've been going to bed ULTRA early.
.


GravatarComment by Big Fitz blocked

Sucks to be you, don't it?


GravatarWhen was it won, exactly?

1/20/2009.


GravatarTammy Faye and I were both born on March 7th. As were Willard Scott -- who knows a little something about birthdays -- and two greats on the 1970s Steelers (Lynn Swann and Franco Harris).


Gravatarplease, no HP spoilers.
watertiger, ex-antipodean


The new LaserJet is cool.


GravatarJeffCO, they may be crazy, but they have the right motivations.

Crazy kids are not unhinged, unlike fringers.


Gravatarplease, no HP spoilers.
watertiger, ex-antipodean | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 9:37 pm | #


Nope, not to worry. I just finished, I was a little miffed that my mailperson decided run much later than normal.


GravatarI miss Maxx more than anything.
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Gravatar"The new LaserJet is cool."

The bad is trying to take over the toner market. However Harry does him in the end by shaking the cartridge.


GravatarLet the history books record that we had the war in Iraq won but were stabbed in the back once again by the Democrat party and it's leader, Harry Reid and his treachery.

You got your DD213 handy? What does block 12 say?


GravatarFirewall Fairy's on the case in a few...
NTodd, Satanist |


I couldn't find it???
.


GravatarThe new LaserJet is cool.

okay, that made me laugh out loud.


GravatarThe last words of HP 7 are:

PC Load Letter


GravatarJeez, you all need to lighten up.


GravatarI miss Maxx more than anything.



GravatarJeez, you all need to lighten up.

You first.


Gravatar"L.E. doesn't seem to care about the laser pointer. He'll watch it, but not paw at it, or chase it."

He is waiting for the overhead to show the Powerpoint slides that go with it.
EkCenTriK

My cats ignore the T.V. usually, but one time while watching basketball something clicked in my cats head and he "saw" the illusion and promptly went for the rebound.


GravatarI miss Maxx horribly myself, and am always delighted when 4Legs posts Maxx Memorial Blogging photos.


GravatarSo what happens if you kill your own name?


Gravatarjeffra 278 # no wurky


GravatarGet lost sex troll.

Hell hath no fury like the lackey of a wanna be A-List Blogger who doth complain too much scorned.

Jeezus, this place is an interesting study in sociology. We have people who think it's okay to wish that they find cancer in George Bush during his colonoscopy, with the feverent hope that he die, and others who are so insecure that they can't face the beauty of sex.

Whatever.

Make fun of me all you want - I don't back down because I. am. fucking. right. And it just kills those of you who know it but can't face the truth.


GravatarI miss Maxx more than anything.
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GWPDA, Roving Historian | 07.21.07 - 9:44 pm |


I love that photo of him. Which Atriot captioned it: Nice computer. Pity if anything were ta happen to it?


GravatarLike "I'm a liberal but..." "you need to lighten up" is only ever used by people who are trying to pretend they're not trying to be offensive.


GravatarAndrew, yes, so was my mother.

Who is very scary.


GravatarAnd Maureen Dowd for anyone interested (I personally find her offensive but . . . .)

http://home.comcast.net/~veritas...s20001/ modo.htm


GravatarI miss Maxx more than anything.
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he was sublime
tehcoolkat


GravatarThey just posted the NYT's Sunday magazine online. There's a brief Matt Groening interview -- I think this quote will serve as my .sig from now on:

"I’ve rarely voted for a winner in my political life, with the exception of Al Gore."


GravatarRich and Dowd.


GravatarYo bats -- back from my run

Made my 5 miles in less than an hour (good for me -- I can sometimes do 3 miles in 30 minutes -- never managed 4 miles in 40 minutes)

The abbot had better be reading Harry Potter!

WT -- speaking of antipodean toilets -- did you ever see The Simpsons episode where they went to Australia? The American Embassy had a gigantic pressure tank to make sure that there toilets flushed the same way as in the USA!


GravatarMy cats ignore the T.V. usually, but one time while watching basketball something clicked in my cats head and he "saw" the illusion and promptly went for the rebound.
Lumpenprolitariot | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 9:46 pm |


Smudge generally ignored tv, but loved when PBS ran Realms of the Russian Bear. She kept trying to get into the tv.


GravatarThe Onion will put America's case of Cancer(George Bush) his recent polyp procedure in proper perspective soon enough...


GravatarI miss Hank, my chocolate Lab. She loved everything to do with living so much.


GravatarAs usual Rich hits it. Anti-sex republicans can't stop...having sex.


GravatarThere's goes NTodd again, bragging that he's richly endowd.


GravatarSo what happens if you kill your own name?

You die in the Matrix.


GravatarIt's one of those things about being old. You remember all the things and beings you've loved and realise they've all gone. And it hurts.

Goodnight. Too much for me.
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GravatarWT -- speaking of antipodean toilets -- did you ever see The Simpsons episode where they went to Australia? The American Embassy had a gigantic pressure tank to make sure that there toilets flushed the same way as in the USA!

JeffCO posted it upthread!

GMTA.


Gravatarsittenpretty: jeffra 278 # no wurky

The Skype number doesn't go to voicemail? I don't have a headset for the Skype, at the moment. Anyway, let's try tomorrow. I'll call your cell.
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Gravatardid you ever see The Simpsons episode where they went to Australia?

Prior - I linked to it at youtube above.


GravatarAll of my guys noticed the Television until they were about two. Then they lost interest. However, a couple seem to see it again since I got a flat panel. HD definitely seems to be noticeable to them.


Gravatarboneless chicken wings?

How did they fly?


Gravatar"The 15 most frequently used words in the blogosphere are:
blogger blog stupid me myself my oh yeah ok post stuff lovely update nice shit."

"As EL Whisty might have said - that's interesting. But what did they expect to find, centrifuge, bazookas, frottage, trifle, antidisestablishmentarianism? What was the point, and what will they do with the information? Will it be sold to the commercial sector for product branding or will David Cameron use it to construct the next Tory manifesto?"


Gravatar"
How did they fly?
watertiger, ex-antipodean "

Southwest.


GravatarGoodnight. Too much for me.

bon nuit, GWPDA. Scritch Arthur under the chin for me.


GravatarMy TVs are all too small for me to know if L.E. will pay attention. Of course, Curly loves watching himself on TV, as we know.
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Gravatarsittenpretty: jeffra 278 # no wurky

The Skype number doesn't go to voicemail? I don't have a headset for the Skype, at the moment. Anyway, let's try tomorrow. I'll call your cell.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 07.21.07 - 9:50 pm | #

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GravatarI suspect our fringie friend is a fan of centrifrottaging.


GravatarMake fun of me all you want - I don't back down because I. am. fucking. right. And it just kills those of you who know it but can't face the truth.
Vicki,
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you are rock solid grrrrrrrrrrrl!


GravatarBy using your new blocking program, aren't you doing precisely what you all hate about the right-wing sites, which is to refuse to look at anyone who might disagree with you?

Of course it is. And please don't try to expalain it away as a lovely new "filtering" tool. If you don't like what someone writes, scroll by.

But no, you will employ the same tactics used ny Free Republic, and other sites, But you will try to make it sound nicer, less restrictive - "We only block trolls"

But to you, anyone who disagrees is a troll.

So enjoy your world. You are like Kandor, the city in a glas bottle.
Isolated and alone, yet so sure of yourselves.

And by the way, I don't namesteal. I leave it to the others to perpetuate the rumors and myths that you all love to circulate.

Have fun.


GravatarThe only thing I have to say to Zod is: how can we miss you if you never leave?


GravatarBye, Zod.


GravatarJeez Zod, can you get anymore paranoid?


GravatarBy using your new blocking program, aren't you doing precisely what you all hate about the right-wing sites, which is to refuse to look at anyone who might disagree with you?


Nope.


GravatarThe last words of HP 7 are:

PC Load Letter


WTF does that mean!?!?!


GravatarBut to you, anyone who is intentionally disagreeable is a troll

Flaunted your tumescence.


GravatarComment by General Zod blocked

You are one truly pathetic individual.

If this site closed up shop tomorrow, you'd probably kill yourself out of grief.


GravatarThe only thing I have to say to Zod is: how can we miss you if you never leave?




And Zod, Please allow the door to hit you where the good lord split you - it strikes me that you need a good spanking.


GravatarVicki, I'm sorry, but we've all suffered under the reign of Bush/Cheney. Time fo the bastards to suffer like we do.


GravatarMake fun of me all you want - I don't back down because I. am. fucking. right. And it just kills those of you who know it but can't face the truth.
Vicki,


get over yourself. No-one cares.


GravatarJeffCo -- sigh -- I was back by then but trying to read some of the thread before giving up & leaping to the end -- you just can't keep up around here.

GWPDA -- as the pirate said, "Life is pain, Princess; anyone who says otherwise is trying to tell you something."

But there are the joys that make up for a lot...


Gravatar"
WTF does that mean!?!?!
Apprentice to Darth Holden"

You must be an Epson kinda guy.


GravatarOwls, flying overhead.


GravatarHecate, and I know this is utterly evil, but I hope at least one of those polyps is cancerous.
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere


I said that this morning and got jumped all over for it.


GravatarWith apologies to Monty Python.


Gravatartcm will have the importance of being earnest at 10


Gravatarget over yourself. No-one cares.

Right back at you.


GravatarAnd Zod, Please allow the door to hit you where the good lord split you - it strikes me that you need a good spanking.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


Ain't nothing more pathetic than an aging twat that thinks she's all that......... Sorry, hun, there's a reason you keep looking for sex. You are old, and tired looking. Deal with it, Sunshine.


GravatarThe last words of HP 7 are:

PC Load Letter

WTF does that mean!?!?!
Apprentice to Darth Holden | 07.21.07 - 9:57 pm | #


I don't think even it knows. Personally, I think all office equipment is possessed. Or male. Or both.


GravatarNow, blame all the trolls on me again. I'm off to bed. Have a nut.


GravatarAin't nothing more pathetic than an aging twat that thinks she's all that......... Sorry, hun, there's a reason you keep looking for sex. You are old, and tired looking. Deal with it, Sunshine.
General Zod


Jeezus, misogynist much?


GravatarTerry C, fuck em if they can't take a joke. Or a little wish for revenge.


Gravatarfresh impeachment owls


GravatarTerry C, fuck em if they can't take a joke. Or a little wish for revenge.
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere


Oh, but we can't have O'Reilly thinking we are uncivil.


GravatarTerry C, fuck em if they can't take a joke. Or a little wish for revenge.
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere | 07.21.07 - 10:02 pm | #

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i for one,have no regrets
Booosh should suffer mightilly as the murder and mayhem he has perpetrated on millions


Gravatari for one,have no regrets
Booosh should suffer mightilly as the murder and mayhem he has perpetrated on millions
sittenpretty,creamsickle


Absolutely.


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