I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
aha
mimi, draco and incog walked into an old bar together.....
aha3
aha4
aha5
ok. time for me to find mer downstairs
"it's kind of a pastry that you can open up and fill with honey.
pretzelattack"
Handled incorrectly, you become adhered and are forever lost.
Stickiest things on the planet.
Afternoon, Moonbats!
Did you know high fructose corn syrup is the best thing for you!
It's true! ...well, according to the high fructose corn syrup producers' board, anyway...
"premature inauguration":
a bizarre, buffoonish megalomania common in Dimocrat Party presidential candidates such as Barack Hussein Obama, John Kerry, Albert Gore, Jr., Mike Dukakis, Fritz Mondale, George McGovern, et. al.
Black hole Sun.
Deep.
HECATE!
mimi, draco and incog walked into an old bar together.....
Not much room in that pair of pants, is there?
We got a little rain this afternoon, but we still need more.
STOP POSTING NEW THREADS, ATRIOS!
Has anyone got some Neosporin?
NTodd!
"Has anyone got some Neosporin?"
The sporin is the one.
Okay, I just figured out who Draco reminded me of.
Ratzo Rizzo.
Did you know high fructose corn syrup is the best thing for you!
It's true! ...well, according to the high fructose corn syrup producers' board, anyway...
dave™© | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 6:38 pm | #
Yeah, but eventually you run out of veins in which to inject it.
Alas.
Damn, I'm still laughing at that story about John McFlaming's Country & Western Woodstock down in America's Wang (HT:Homer Simpson). What a fucknut. I'm surprized he didn't have Vic Damone and Connie Francis there; he might have gotten 20 or 30 more coma patients wheeled in to the concert.
I don't care how many years he spent in that prison camp - I hope Obama politically cuts JohnBoy's fucking Raisinette-sized balls off.
I got nothin'. Not even a deep thought. - Atrios 18:29
It's okay, you've got celebrity status.
I'm more into the retrosporin.
you've got celebrity status.
Atrios is Obama?
Oh dear, have I made myself unpopular in memory?
Fuck, I'm so stupid I thought earlier today that "Black Hole Sun" was put out by Collective Soul, and not Soundgarden.
I hate myself.
I'm more into the retrosporin.
Moe Szyslak, cold
The nurse finds this highly amusing 
I liked Draco, but was unable to calm him down when he went into a drama spiral.
Such a pussy.
Atrios is Obama?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | 08.02.08 - 6:42 pm | #
In truth, they are both simels.
I guess Toby Keith wasn't available for the McCain event?
Neo Sporran? There's been a development in Scotish attire?
I liked Draco, but was unable to calm him down when he went into a drama spiral.
Vicki
Uncannily like Incog. Coincidence? I think not.
I guess Toby Keith wasn't available for the McCain event?
I thought nowadays Mr. Keith pretends to be a Democrat?
Atrios is Obama?
FREE ATRIOS BUTTON!!!
TV sucks tonight. More than usual. I might have to work. Or drink. Or work while drinking. Or drink while working. So many decisions.
Wasn't incog around for a bit last weekend?
Surprised Sean Enmity didn't loan McCain Charlie Daniels & whatever twerp sings that god-awful "Let Freedom Ring" intro to his radio show.
I guess Toby Keith wasn't available for the McCain event?
ThatGuy
They could only get Toby Petzold.
I guess Toby Keith wasn't available for the McCain event?
McCain would look really, really funny in a cowboy hat.
I liked Draco, but was unable to calm him down when he went into a drama spiral.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | 08.02.08 - 6:43 pm | #
well, no one could.
DT'd, of course:
Swift Boat and Willie Horton worked because that wasn't the campaign's work; it was somebody else's. The campaign told you what Bush Sr. or Son would do.
I'm sorry; but this is unmitigated piffle.
The Bush Campaigns did not run, or pay for, either of those ads. Fact, not piffle.
They enjoyed the use of them, but spent their money on telling you why to vote for Bush. McCain is not doing that, he's just telling you why Obama sucks.
Not a recipe for success, IMHO. Doesn't mean Obama wins automatically. But I don't see McCain winning just by telling us why Obama is too popular.
Uncannily like Incog. Coincidence? I think not.
jac
Well, I liked Incog, too.
Except when he went nuts on people. Those who go nuts on people become increasingly ugly human beings over time, so my tolerance of Incog went down in steady increments.
Glad he's gone. You couldn't talk him into sanity, either.
Here's a thought for you: McCain is insane.
Pass it on.
I thought nowadays Mr. Keith pretends to be a Democrat?
Snow and I argued about that some threads up above, or below, or wherever they are. Like the guy and all, but couldn't understand his argument at all. I think it boiled down to is he thinks Keith's OK.
TV sucks tonight. More than usual. I might have to work. Or drink. Or work while drinking. Or drink while working. So many decisions.
Moe Szyslak, cold | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 6:45 pm | #
I can live with reruns of Big Love and Rome and Deadwood. As long as I have a good book handy. And the internets.
Suddenly I suspect I may have ADD.
"McCain would look really, really funny in a cowboy hat."
Not if it were a Feragamo Stetson.
I don't know much about this here country and western music, but I was under the impression John Rich enjoyed some popularity. Am I mistaken? Is there some other reason so few people, in a "red" state, would attend the "red" candidate's free concert featuring a popular C&W star? Honest to God, it mystifies me...
This is how desperate they are, folks!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
20...n_n_116266.html
I used to like "Beer for my horses, whiskey for my men." Then I read the lyrics. I mainly liked the song because I like giving beer to my horses, but I'm not fond of whiskey.
I thought nowadays Mr. Keith pretends to be a Democrat?
Snow and I argued about that some threads up above, or below, or wherever they are. Like the guy and all, but couldn't understand his argument at all. I think it boiled down to is he thinks Keith's OK.
Moe Szyslak
Toby Keith does refer to himself as a Democrat.
mimi, draco and incog walked into an old bar together.....
Not much room in that pair of pants, is there?
dave™©
Why would anyone need more than one asshole in one pair of pants?
I liked Draco, but was unable to calm him down when he went into a drama spiral.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | 08.02.08 - 6:43 pm |
not to compare them too directly, but i'm having the same problem with the almost 8yo. 
But I don't see McCain winning just by telling us why Obama is too popular.
Rmj, Poor Man's Theologist
I think it's a loser, especially because Americans are so celebrity-crazy; pointing out that he's, you know, famous is going to be lost on a whole lot of people.
I liked Draco, but was unable to calm him down when he went into a drama spiral.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | 08.02.08 - 6:43 pm | #
I liked Draco, too. Incog, otoh, was tiresome.
Well, I liked Incog, too.
Vicki
I meant that I always assumed the same person was posting under both names.
Demonization of a candidate is rather low class, but I wouldn't mind seeing a poster of McBush morphed to be a Morloch.
Suddenly I suspect I may have ADD.
rorschach | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 6:46 pm | #
Dude, can I score you some Ritalin?
From below. Yes, Incog often got carried away, especially when he was drinking.
But I think his heart is in the right place. His rants about gumbo are Eschaton classics. I really enjoyed he and Barndog (I think) getting into the gumbo thing. Good times.
Neighborhood block party tonight. Time to rub elbows with some wingnuts and fundies.
OTOH it is the most classic of KKKarl's strategems: Attack on the opponent's strength.
Those who go nuts on people become increasingly ugly human beings over time...
Funny, though - people don't usually get so ugly 'til they think they know what they want...
Toby Keith does refer to himself as a Democrat.
jac
He campaigned for Coburn's opponent in that OK Senate race.
How come all these young pro-war C&W stars like Toby Keith, John Rich and the rest aren't hauling their big, boulder-sized American testicles over to the middle east to fight in our Fearless Leader's Wonderful Iraq Disneyland Adventure? Here's a hint: there all a bunch of fucking pussies! How's that Bush manlove working out for ya, Toby, you fucking jagoff?
No one like Obama...he's too popular. Or thin. Or smart. It's gotta be something!
Seeing Toby Keith on The Daily Show (or Colbert? can't recall) reveling in the good ol' days when you could just string a guy up from the nearest tree made me wonder how the hell Willie Nelson ever agreed to collaborate with him on anything.
hmm i never realized that sopapillas are one of the official state pastries of texas.
So I just saw "Religulous" at our local film festival. It's the director of Borat filming Bill Maher talking to people about religion.
If Bill Donohue sees it, he may literally shit his pants.
Not particularly sophisticated stuff, but it was entertaining. If it gets any publicity, I'm sure it will generate a great number of death threats.
From below. Yes, Incog often got carried away, especially when he was drinking.
But I think his heart is in the right place. His rants about gumbo are Eschaton classics. I really enjoyed he and Barndog (I think) getting into the gumbo thing. Good times.
Great. Mimi's back.
McCain just never looks comfortable in his own skin. He looks perpetually on the defensive in public.
Obama has him beat hands down on that score.
We understand it might be beneath a worldwide celebrity
of Barack Obama's magnitude to appear at town hall meetings
alongside John McCain
That's correct. Thanks for your understanding.
Great. Mimi's back.
Hecate,
So what are the bookmaker's odds that Butler was Incog and Draco?
Why would anyone need more than one asshole in one pair of pants?
You've never been to a bar in the Castro!
*rimshot*
HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Local tv is doing a 5 minute segment for teenagers on the importance of abstinence. They're featuring that "Pure Passion" wench, the one from Liberty U, Pam Stenzel
I saw this woman in person once with my daughter, and her program creeped me out.
lawndarts, in my shoulder,
feeeelll craaappyyy.
"Incog often got carried away, especially when he was drinking."
Serious issues there. When he was sane, Incog was pretty interesting, but he seemed to fall completely apart eventually.
Draco was the same. Not sure if they were the same person though. To me, they seemed distinctly different people.
Great. Mimi's back.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
It's her front that's the fucking problem. Fingers, typing, and like that.
Great. Mimi's back.
He is???
OTOH it is the most classic of KKKarl's strategems: Attack on the opponent's strength.
V for Virginia, faceless name | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 6:49 pm | #
Yep.
I'm sure some were amused by the perceived folly of Karl going after Kerry's Vietnam War credentials.
I think it's a loser, especially because Americans are so celebrity-crazy; pointing out that he's, you know, famous is going to be lost on a whole lot of people.
V for Virginia, faceless name
I suppose it appeals to people of McCain's generation, who think of celebrity as a synonym for "frivolous" (hence Britney and Paris). But the average voter, age 37 or so, considers "celebrity" an accomplishment, not a demerit.
There's a real "generation gap" in McCain's campaign (ironic, as the term is from his generation) that I think undermines almost anything he does. The same people giving Obama donations in small amounts but record numbers, are the people who will vote in November. Their efforts. and their effect, are being underanticipated, IMHO.
McCain just never looks comfortable in his own skin. He looks perpetually on the defensive in public.
MP
WELL, IF YOU DAMN KIDS WOULD STAY THE HELL OFF MY LAWN I WOULD BE A LOT MORE RELAXED!
Toby Keith does refer to himself as a Democrat.
No argument there. The argument, as I saw it, was over whether Keith is anti-occupation. Snow says yes, because Keith at one point or another told someone (Colbert?) he was against the occupation. I say no, because uttering "I'm against the occupation" is along the same line as "I'm for the environment"-- it don't mean shit, unless there's some sort of action to back it up, like maybe writing a song about it or something.
But it's unfair for me to categorize the argument; Snow probably has his own take on it. And it doesn't really matter anyway. I mean, who gives a shit?
I better start drinking.
Draco was the same. Not sure if they were the same person though. To me, they seemed distinctly different people.
EkCenTriK | 08.02.08 - 6:51 pm | #
yeah, and neither one seemed like butler to me.
Nim,
Did you see Madonna? She is heading there, according to local news.
Draco was the same. Not sure if they were the same person though. To me, they seemed distinctly different people.
EkCenTriK
I agree. Draco was probably pretty ill; Incog is just an asshole.
OTOH it is the most classic of KKKarl's strategems: Attack on the opponent's strength.
V for Virginia, faceless name
Obama's strength is not his celebrity, but the reason for his celebrity.
Once again, McCain misses the target.
Surprised Sean Enmity didn't loan McCain Charlie Daniels & whatever twerp sings that god-awful "Let Freedom Ring" intro to his radio show.
mofo
Daniels and Hannity = A pair of chickenhawks.
Not sure if they were the same person though. To me, they seemed distinctly different people.
They truly did seem different. The only thing that would make me suspicious is the nature of their interactions--it had that sort of fakey sockpuppets-talking-to-each-other thing.
Google owns Youtube.
I say no, because uttering "I'm against the occupation" is along the same line as "I'm for the environment"-- it don't mean shit, unless there's some sort of action to back it up, like maybe writing a song about it or something.
I for one believe that children are the future.
Moe - Learn how to put up?
I'm sure some were amused by the perceived folly of Karl going after Kerry's Vietnam War credentials.
Kerry was never in Vietnam!
This is how desperate they are, folks! - Terry C, Obama
Mother of God! The stupid, it burns!
Don't know if Huffpo site blows goats, but it certainly blows by poor ol' 'puter.
The only thing that would make me suspicious is the nature of their interactions--it had that sort of fakey sockpuppets-talking-to-each-other thing.
abyssgazer
Bingo.
I for one believe that children are the future.
rorschach
I believe that, for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.
And the stars are just flowers in God's daisy chain.
I suppose it appeals to people of McCain's generation, who think of celebrity as a synonym for "frivolous"
Unless they're John Wayne, Chuck Norris or AHnuld!
Obama's strength is not his celebrity, but the reason for his celebrity.
Once again, McCain misses the target.
Rmj, Poor Man's Theologist
Sorry, didn't mean to imply that "celebrity" was the strength, but rather the fact that people are drawn to him, like him and admire him, for whatever reasons.
I own no brian.
wasn't keith really critical of the dixie chicks for being againt bush?
I for one believe that children are the future.
That's why I go out of my way to hit them in schoolzones.
for teenagers on the importance of abstinence.
What is the importance?
Out in the boonies all you can get is country music and right-wing talk radio. No wonder them crackers is nuts.
That future is mine...get your grubby little fingers off it, kids!
Sorry, didn't mean to imply that "celebrity" was the strength, but rather the fact that people are drawn to him, like him and admire him, for whatever reasons.
V for Virginia, faceless name
I still don't see McCain really striking at that, except to say the people so drawn are themselves fools.
Which is not an appealing argument. If you don't like Obama, you can sneer at his celebrity. If you do, sneering at his celebrity is a sneer at you.
Nice going, John.
I for one believe that children are the future.
rorschach
Are you trying to start a fight? That's the only reason to say something so outrageously controversial.
Even on a open thread.
Moe - Learn how to put up?
Not yet. But the freezer-- which we thought was too big-- is already full of strawberries, currant, raspberries and gooseberries. Obviously, we'll have to get serious about canning and such.
"Incog is just an asshole.
V for Virginia"
I am not sure I would agree with that. He became one, but maybe my memory is fuzzy, he was a pretty nice person originally.
I for one believe that children are the future.
well, they're certainly my *present* and my recent past and hopefully there's a future to this gig.
wasn't keith really critical of the dixie chicks for being againt bush?
pretzelattac
Yeah. Which is why when the Chicks won all those Grammys recently, I said "Fuck you, Toby Keith!"
IIRC, we were discussing sexual intercourse on a mound of freash blueberries a coupla threads back.
How did we get off track?
Out in the boonies all you can get is country music and right-wing talk radio. No wonder them crackers is nuts.
Le Jackel | 08.02.08 - 6:57 pm | #
Don't forget the hollarin' preachers.
I for one believe that children are the future.
Until they become adults, and fuck everything up.
All right, folks.
Given that no one will save me from a severe broompoking, I must get out of here before Miriam returns from the Oneida powwow she went to.
Later, all.
But I have a question of you Atroits who here tonight made fun of Draco. You who did this also claim that you are good people, even wonderful people who would not hurt a fly. But here you are, making sport of a dead man. Don't you thing that Draco knew he was a goner during the last few months? And you people take enjoyment in his suffering and still bring him up for your amusement.
Vicki-
Yes, she is around here for her movie project.
No, I haven't seen her. Not interested....staying far away from the crowds where she's supposed to make appearances.
What is the importance?
That a girl should save herself for her husband, because sex is emotional and can scar your heart. It can also cause unwanted pregnancy and give you diseases. Those are secondary, however; it's more about the purity for your one and only hubby thing.
I for one believe that children are the future.
Then we're truly fucked. Those little buggers don't know shit. You gotta teach them everything, and they still fuck it up.
That future is mine...get your grubby little fingers off it, kids!
ThatGuy | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 6:57 pm | #
Plus, get the fuck off my lawn, you little bastards.
wasn't keith really critical of the dixie chicks for being againt bush?
He would put pictures of The Chicks and Saddam on the bigscreen at his concerts.
Asshole.
No, I haven't seen her. Not interested....staying far away from the crowds where she's supposed to make appearances.
CELEBRITY HATER! OBAMA HATER!
The Wall Street Journal's Amy Chozick warns Barack Obama of another potentially elitist personal trait -- he's too thin:
Oh, WSJ, that explains everything. Politoporn for Plutocrats. Their own Komfort Kool-aid.
I for one believe that children are the future.
Then we're truly fucked. Those little buggers don't know shit. You gotta teach them everything, and they still fuck it up.
Moe Szyslak
But if you teach them well, they can lead the way.
I for one believe that children are the future.
Until they start thinking for themselves.
left field, nostradumbass
Fondled your typewriter.
Shit.
http://www.obamabayh08.com
I'm still laughing at that story about John McFlaming's Country & Western Woodstock down in America's Wang
First I've heard of it.
Did many people bother to show up?
He would put pictures of The Chicks and Saddam on the bigscreen at his concerts.
not the kind of democrat we need.
the purity for your one and only hubby thing.
This is an actual program of some kind? Hunh. Lotta antique assumptions going on there.
He would put pictures of The Chicks and Saddam on the bigscreen at his concerts.
Even worse, he agreed to appear in TV ads with Terry Bradshaw.
Xian infants are the future.
i wonder if arod will be there at the film festival
Teeming dozens apparently.
But I have a question of you Atroits who here tonight made fun of Draco. You who did this also claim that you are good people, even wonderful people who would not hurt a fly.
Fuck flies. And believe me, I ain't wonderful, not by a long shot.
As I was saying, kids are just a nusiance. They get underfoot, trip you up, get in the way and are noisy and shit. We'd be better off without them, really.
Xian infants are the future.
The future of classy snacking!
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I for one believe that children are the future.
And I-eeeee-ayyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeee-
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ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-YUH! loooovvvveeee YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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But if you teach them well, they can lead the way.
jac
Only if you show them all the beauty the possess inside.
Give them a sense of pride...
This is an actual program of some kind? Hunh. Lotta antique assumptions going on there.
Yes, click on that Pam Stenzel link above. Click thru. There are a lot of subliminals there.
well, they're certainly my *present* and my recent past and hopefully there's a future to this gig. - ina
Happily, there is. Your grandchildren are your revenge. 
I think Terry Bradshaw and Jim Nantz are drawing straws to determine who can be Rush Limbaugh's pool boy.
Don't you thing that Draco knew he was a goner during the last few months?
Nope.
And you people take enjoyment in his suffering and still bring him up for your amusement.
Mimsi, we bring up his shit on the thread, not his death. But you already knew that. Now go play in Moskva traffic, or Bayern, or whereever the fuck you think you are, Mr Pilgrim.
Okay, I'm thinking a nice bowl of french onion soup would do me just fine.
BBL
Yes, click on that Pam Stenzel link above. Click thru. There are a lot of subliminals there.
Um, I think it's too late for me. But thanks!
He would put pictures of The Chicks and Saddam on the bigscreen at his concerts.
He played the Tweeter Center in Camden, NJ.
His opening act was some schmuck who calls himself Cletus T. Judd - he made a comment about how the Dixie Chicks should stay on their knees.
Lot of letters in the local papers a few days later complaining.
As I was saying, kids are just a nusiance. They get underfoot, trip you up, get in the way and are noisy and shit. We'd be better off without them, really.
But if they're properly cooked...
pam stenzel, another proud liberty university grad.
Evening, folks.
Okay, I'm thinking a nice bowl of french onion soup would do me just fine.
BBL
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | 08.02.08 - 7:03 pm | #
I'm gonna make that from scratch, which means I need some broth.
As I was saying, kids are just a nusiance. They get underfoot, trip you up, get in the way and are noisy and shit. We'd be better off without them, really.
Moe Szyslak, cold
So I guess that means you want to be crossed off the potential babysitter list, eh?
The Wall Street Journal's Amy Chozick warns Barack Obama of another potentially elitist personal trait -- he's too thin:
A president should be built like Denny Hastert, Rush Limbaugh, Sensenbrenner or Robert Taft!
V for V is really the asshole. Not Incog. Hi V for V, asshole.
Ack, ack, aack, earworm, quick, brain-bleach, [fires up Hendrix on the iTunes], ahhhhh, better now.
The Wall Street Journal's Amy Chozick warns Barack Obama of another potentially elitist personal trait -- he's too thin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y...h?
v=YmYQ5PJvkrQ
I didn't realize Draco actually passed away.
He would put pictures of The Chicks and Saddam on the bigscreen at his concerts.
Wonder whose bank account is bigger now?
i want to be thin. i didn't realize this was a mark of elitism.
Infants are the future? As someone posted last week:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n...h?v=nojWJ6-
XmeQ
It's sooooo nice having Mimi back.
he's too thin
William Howard Taft '08!
I didn't realize Draco actually passed away.
In a virtual sense...
Phoenix mission may have found life on Mars though they are still keeping their lips sealed as to how they know this.
A video of little green men poking at their craft?
You mean moo moo has taken time out from skiing at "her" chalet in Texas to comment?
i want to be thin. i didn't realize this was a mark of elitism.
Yes. REal Americans take two places.
It's sooooo nice having Incog back.
Finny
Fixed your typo.
He would put pictures of The Chicks and Saddam on the
bigscreen at his concerts.
Both celebrities. Co-incidence?
Happily, there is. Your grandchildren are your revenge.
bo
Part of why I'm not entirely looking forward to the visit with my folks this week (especially since the almost 8yo is very emotional lately).
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Hey, they just brought out another tray of swedish meatballs for the buffet. Hurry, you don't want to miss it!
Death of a Sockpuppet, a play in 3 acts by Mr. Allen Butler, of College, Station, Texas; Youngstown, Ohio; and some runway in Germany.
He would put pictures of The Chicks and Saddam on the bigscreen at his concerts.
Wonder whose bank account is bigger now?
dave™©
It ain't Toby's.
He was all for a war that is not too popular now.
The Chicks were right and he was sooooooooooooooooooooo wrong!
I actually believed the story about Draco dying. Not sure why.
I like the deep thoughts voiced here yesterday - ivins was a terrorist and a murderer - those mails went to Leahy and Daschle. The guy in the Knoxville church too - right wing terrorists - home-grown. Lives ona steady diet of talking points and age old hatreds and prejuidice and hannity and limbaugh and beck and savage.
These guys should be outlawed because they are yelling "Fire!" every day. They lie and invent bizarre scenarios that exist only in their fevered imaginations -
So I guess that means you want to be crossed off the potential babysitter list, eh?
ina,
In all seriousness, if I had had kids, I would've been one of those shaken baby dads. Fortunately, I never had kids.
It's sooooo nice having Incog back.
Finny
Fixed your typo.
DING DING DING DING DING!
I actually believed the story about Draco dying. Not sure why.
OK, but what disease makes you bleed from your eyes?
Don't mind me, it's just my herpes talking.
I actually believed the story about Draco dying. Not sure why.
V for Virginia, asshole
Which time?
OK, but what disease makes you bleed from your eyes?
Doug
Butleritis.
I wonder if there's ever a glimmer of self-doubt in people like Toby Keith. Does he ever think he should apologize to the dixie chicks. I doubt it, but I guess it's possible.
What alternative explanation did the lead singer give for her FUTK shirt? It was pretty funny, as I recall.
"
The Chicks were right and he was sooooooooooooooooooooo wrong!"
And they do a far better version of "Landslide" than Stevie.
limbaugh had the prez on the other day!?
no fucking outrage? does the prez believe that feminists are feminazis? how about the "murder" of Vince Foster?
It's sooooo nice having Incog back.
Finny
Fixed your typo.
Hmmmm.
What alternative explanation did the lead singer give for her FUTK shirt? It was pretty funny, as I recall.
BlueinColorado | 08.02.08 - 7
heh, missed that one.
The Wall Street Journal's Amy Chozick warns Barack Obama of another potentially elitist personal trait -- he's too thin:
The stoopid, it done burn like teh napalm!
OK, but what disease makes you bleed from your eyes?
Doug
That was on House the other day!
I forget what it was though. There was this lesbian subplot that kinda kept my attention.
maybe people with ebola bleed from the eyes.
NTodd, you made my point. You bring up that he was an asshole. Very good young man. And assholes as determined by NTodd's Pa's wife son must be an asshole indeed.
OK, but what disease makes you bleed from your eyes?
Ebola.
I know -- seems unlikely.
:terrorist fist bump: Afternoon all
Draco reminded me of that "Leave Britney alone!" dude.
I like Incog. He knows a lot about rhizomes.
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How can we miss it if it won't go away?
Give me back my dope, you whore!
"I didn't realize Draco actually passed away.
In a virtual sense...
dave™© |"
I really need to pay attention when I am hanging out here.
I have lost track over the last several months. This place needs a Wiki.
It ain't Toby's.
So sad...
In all seriousness, if I had had kids, I would've been one of those shaken baby dads. Fortunately, I never had kids.
Moe Szyslak, cold
Yes.
InCog's over at AmericaBlog sometimes. It's all rather amusing.
OK, but what disease makes you bleed from your eyes?
Doug
Well, that was the crazee part talking.
The WSJ could do with an internet style dose of tar and feathers.
How can we miss it if it won't go away?
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08 | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 7:12 pm | #
i think that is a country western song title.
OK, but what disease makes you bleed from your eyes?
Munchausen by Knitting Needles Shoved In by Proxy.
what disease makes you bleed from your eyes?
Does a really really really bad hangover count as a disease?
limbaugh had Monkey Boy on the other day!? no fucking outrage? does the Chimp believe that feminists are feminazis? how about the "murder" of Vince Foster?
Nuts! soon to be banned
I'm proud to be a feminazi.
Anything Rush Limpdick doesn't like is a good thing to be.
Ebola.
I know -- seems unlikely.
Toonscribe | 08.02.08 - 7:12 pm |
a bad hangover disrupts my ease.
I have lost track over the last several months. This place needs a Wiki. - EkCenTriK
Ours would have to be a Whacki.
From Wiki:
Shortly thereafter, on May 21, 2003, Maines wore a t-shirt with the acronym "F.U.T.K." written on the front while performing for the Academy of Country Music Awards broadcast.[21] The Dixie Chicks website stated that the acronym stood for "Freedom, Understanding, Truth and Knowledge."[22] Some saw it as a veiled insult directed at Keith.[21]
We also learn that Toby Keith is dumber than a sack of hair (shocking, I know)
] As of January 2007, Keith continues to refuse to say Maines' name and argues that the doctored photo was intended to express his feeling that Maines' criticism was tyrannical and a dictator-like attempt to squelch Keith's free speech.[24]
I didn't realize Draco actually passed away.
F*ck, meow, don't listen to the f*cking thing. It's just trying to screw with your cabeza.
(bathe, bathe)
NTodd, you made my point. You bring up that he was an asshole. Very good young man. And assholes as determined by NTodd's Pa's wife son must be an asshole indeed.
When did I say he was an asshole, exactly?
And I didn't make your point. I made my point. You coopt anything, mimsi, to "make" your "point" because you're a troll. And a fucktard.
How's the ECT going?
I wonder if there's ever a glimmer of self-doubt in people like Toby Keith.
I'm sure when he watched his popularity and sales plummet, while the Dixie Chicks' soared, he might have thought he fucked up.
Does he ever think he should apologize to the dixie chicks.
He would do it in a fucking minute if he thought he could get some cash out of it. But if the Chicks' don't play along, no one will give a fuck - hence, no money.
Here's a tip, Toby - when you play the county fairs, get the money up front, and in cash...
I can't relate to skinny Barack Obama because my ass is huuuuuuuge.
He would put pictures of The Chicks and Saddam on the bigscreen at his concerts.
Wonder whose bank account is bigger now?
Um, Saddam?
Death of a Sockpuppet, a play in 3 acts by Mr. Allen Butler, of College, Station, Texas; Youngstown, Ohio; and some runway in Germany.
pretzelattack | 08.02.08 - 7:08 pm | #
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Hell, I'd pay to see that.
How can we miss it if it won't go away?
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08
i think that is a country western song title.
pretzelattack
Thank god and killfile it's gone.
Maines' criticism was tyrannical and a dictator-like attempt to squelch Keith's free speech.[24]
BlueinColorado | 08.02.08 - 7:14 pm | #
LOL
maybe people with ebola bleed from
the eyes.
Not for months,
they do not.
V for V is really the asshole. Not Incog. Hi V for V, asshole.
Just as I predicted yesterday. Starts out saccharine sweet and then goes into full meltdown mode, almost always directed at a woman.
i think that is a country western song title.
I think Dan Hicks did it...
"The Dixie Chicks website stated that the acronym stood for "Freedom, Understanding, Truth and Knowledge."[22] Some saw it as a veiled insult directed at Keith.[21]
"
(Snickering)
Excuse, I have to make a couple of ITunes purchases be right back.
german sounding trolls - perfect for a virtual "Cabaret."
what's a heildlebare - anything for a price i guess
The only legitimate reason not to vote for Barack Obama, is that he's younger than I am.
As of January 2007, Keith continues to refuse to say Maines' name and argues that the doctored photo was intended to express his feeling that Maines' criticism was tyrannical and a dictator-like attempt to squelch Keith's free speech.[24]
BlueinColorado
What a jackass.
She wins.
I can't relate to skinny Barack Obama because my ass is huuuuuuuge.
I keep telling you - it's those pants!
Just as I predicted yesterday. Starts out saccharine sweet and then goes into full meltdown mode, almost always directed at a woman.
I find comfort in the predictability.
As of January 2007, Keith continues to refuse to say Maines' name and argues that the doctored photo was intended to express his feeling that Maines' criticism was tyrannical and a dictator-like attempt to squelch Keith's free speech
Toby-boy has it backwards.
It was he and his kind who wanted to squelch Natalie's free speech.
Yes Moe, the kids you didn't have thank you.
What happened to your plan for today? Mrs Moe was supposed to sent you to the bar.
Maines' criticism was tyrannical and a dictator-like attempt to squelch Keith's free speech.[24]
Wearing a t-shit = attempt to squelch free speech
organizing nation-wide Clear Channel boycotts = free trade!
i think that is a country western song title.
I think Dan Hicks did it...
dave™©
Yup.
Ours would have to be a Whacki.
bo | 08.02.08 - 7:14 pm | #
I could use a Whacki, right about now.
She wins.
Living well is the best revenge.
Well, that, and continued success while your adversary is in the fucking gutter...
"F*ck, meow, don't listen to the f*cking thing. It's just trying to screw with your cabeza. "
Lately that has been an easy thing to do. Hopefully it is a phase that is diminishing.
If my candidate makes my ass look fat, I can't vote for him.
I keep telling you - it's those pants!
dave™©
Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks.
Pretty good band name.
Maines' criticism was tyrannical and a dictator-like attempt to squelch Keith's free speech.[24]
Not two minutes ago she said, "why don't you go to the bar?" I might yet, but it's raining. And, the band starts at 10, but the buses stop running at midnight, so there's not much point. You're stuck with me, toots.
Hecate, are you not following the thread?
Living well is the best revenge.
IMHO, truer words were ne'er spoken.
Just as I predicted yesterday. Starts out saccharine sweet and then goes into full meltdown mode, almost always directed at a woman.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
That and stalking NTodd.
there is another country western song, that could have been written for keith--
"From the Gutter to You Is Not Up"
Yes Moe, the kids you didn't have thank you.
What happened to your plan for today? Mrs Moe was supposed to sent you to the bar.
eine Heidelberre | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 7:17 pm | #
Yep, thanks alot moe.
Your Illegimate Son.
Wow, wrong italics. But, you get the point.
How's the ECT going?
He says it is fine, but the car battery is not holding its charge.
Living well is the best revenge.
Amen!
Feed troll ⇒ troll shit
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Wearing a t-shit = attempt to squelch free speech
organizing nation-wide Clear Channel boycotts = free trade!
Moe Szyslak, cold |
oh, for a parallel universe.
Yep, thanks alot moe.
Your Illegimate Son.
Un-possible.
For being the chairperson of an enormous beer distributorship, Cindy McCain seems altogether uncomfortable in front of people.
Maines' criticism was tyrannical and a dictator-like attempt to squelch Keith's free speech
She was being an uppity wummin!
Toby Keith is like Toby fuck wit who comes on here. They are both right wing tools.
I'm proud to be a feminazi.
Anything Rush Limpdick doesn't like is a good thing to be.
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 08
a given. so if we just start calling them consevanazis, it'll be okay?
that language is a bit rough, yes?
Here's from Keith Wiki page:
On May 21, 2003, Maines wore a T-shirt with the letters FUTK on the front at the Academy of Country Music Awards. [4] While a spokesperson for the Dixie Chicks said that the acronym stood for "Friends United in Truth and Kindness," many including host Vince Gill took it to be a shot at Keith ("Fuck You Toby Keith"). In an October 2004 appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher, Maines finally confessed that it was indeed a shot at Toby Keith, and that she "thought that nobody would get it."
and....
However, it was announced in March 2008 that Keith and the Dixie Chicks would appear together in a series of television commercials on global warming, funded in part by Al Gore and his Alliance for Climate Protection.
Al Gore is Magic!!!
Who took my tortillas? How can I have green chile stew without tortillas?
Only 51 1/2 hours until Steely Dan concert. 
For being the chairperson of an enormous beer distributorship, Cindy McCain seems altogether uncomfortable in front of people.
That's because she is actually Joe Lieberman injected with enough botox to make the moon look like a baby's ass.
Was there already a wanker of the day? Lil Debbie's shooting for the title.
Only 51 1/2 hours until Steely Dan concert.
Deacon Blues
That sounds like a lot of fun!
Well, ya see:
Natalie wasn't supposed to disagree with the Lord and Savior George Wanker Bush.
She was supposed to act like Twitney Spears, chew gum and talk about how everyone is never supposed to question the Chimp.
Who took my tortillas? How can I have green chile stew without tortillas?
Got any corn meal?
Or better some massa?
You could make some tortillas.
For being the chairperson of an enormous beer distributorship, Cindy McCain seems altogether uncomfortable in front of people.
That's because she is actually Joe Lieberman injected with enough botox to make the moon look like a baby's ass.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮
I saw a photo of John and Cindy the other day.
They're starting to LOOK alike.
Freaky!
Only 51 1/2 hours until Steely Dan concert.
Very jealous. Please say hi to Cousin Dupree for me. (Oooh. Aaaah. Ooooh. Eeeee.)
For being the chairperson of an enormous beer distributorship, Cindy McCain seems altogether uncomfortable in front of people.
Or better some masa?
You could make some tortillas.
I could.
I think I look like a youngish John McCain't.
.
Please say hi to Cousin Dupree for me. (Oooh. Aaaah. Ooooh. Eeeee.)
Gromit
Heh. One of my favorite of the band's many disreputable characters.
a given. so if we just start calling them conservanazis, it'll be okay?
that language is a bit rough, yes?
Nuts! soon to be banned
Accurate though.
For being the chairperson of an enormous beer distributorship, Cindy McCain seems altogether uncomfortable in front of people.
IIRC, in the Phoenix bldg where they have two multi-million dollar condos, they bulled the association into making a rule that no peasant may address A McCain without first that Said McCain has addressed the peasant.
Oops..
Al Gore is Magic!!! - BlueinColorado
And he's fat! Another reason he should be Barack's VP. We need him to balance the ticket.
I think I just saw most of Vantage Point on bled-over PPV.
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No, it's for sure, Moe does not have any children. It's a good thing really. But he has a wife and a garden. But how long with the wife, that's the question. I hope a long time but from his posts here I think it may not be.
Only 51 1/2 hours until Steely Dan concert.
Deacon Blues
I'm envious.
Only 51 1/2 hours until Steely Dan concert.
Meh. Steely Dan: Love the dildo, am unimpressed with the band named after the dildo.
"they bulled the association into making a rule that no peasant may address A McCain without first that Said McCain has addressed the peasant."
Must the condo owners tithe a portion of their harvest to the McCain?
Miami lawmaker opposes Little League team's trip to Cuba
http://www.miamiherald.com/457/s...ory/
626804.html
Would someone please fetch a key lime pie into Rep. Lincoln Diaz-Balart's smug mug?
TIA
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no peasant may address A McCain without first that Said McCain has addressed the peasant.
Oops..
BlueinColorado
Does it say explicitly that you can't stand behind them in the elevator and make farting noises?
Even so, I'd think of something
As I recall, the McCain's are the poorest of all the tenants in the Camelback building. I doubt that they would be able to bully the HOA into anything at all.
Mrs. Moe can kick me out any time whe wants. I told her that from day one, I'd walk away with exactly what I came in with, which is the clothes on my back. So far she hasn't taken me up on it. I think maybe it's my enormous cock, but who knows, maybe it's my poetry.
I love toddlers. He has ordered me to empty a shoebox of cd roms because they don't belong there.
"Only shoes go in there daddy."
Disreputable? Why, whatever do you mean?
One night we're playin' gin by a cracklin' fire
And I figured I'd make my play
I said babe with my boyish charm and good looks
How can you stand it for one more day
She said maybe its the skeevy look in your eyes
Or that your mind has turned to applesauce
The dreary architecture of your soul
I said - but what is it exactly turns you off?
Mrs. Moe can kick me out any time whe wants. I told her that from day one, I'd walk away with exactly what I came in with, which is the clothes on my back. So far she hasn't taken me up on it. I think maybe it's my enormous cock, but who knows, maybe it's my poetry.
Moe Szyslak, cold
It's your charm and wit.
Not even worth it.
I think maybe it's my enormous cock, but who knows, maybe it's my poetry.
Moe Szyslak, cold | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 7:30 pm | #
So that's what you meant by "lawn darts."
Does it say explicitly that you can't stand behind them in the elevator and make farting noises?
Even so, I'd think of something -V for Virginia
Hell, I'd just get on the elevator an let a loooooooong silent-but-deadly.
Mrs Moe, "And you can take the damn rocks, too!"
I think maybe it's my enormous cock, but who knows, maybe it's my poetry.
Moe Szyslak, cold
Tend oversize poultry and write poetry? Impressive!
Conservanazi...
Hmmm. Maybe that'll catch on...
I think maybe it's my enormous cock, but who knows, maybe it's my poetry.
The stuff that dreams are made of, either way. Best to you and her.
Nope, Dads, its your enormous dong.
Does it say explicitly that you can't stand behind them in the elevator and make farting noises?
Maybe you could just stand there and talk about them behind their back.
The topic of this thread has taken a turn.
Moe, you're on borrowed time with Mrs. Moe. I am sorry to say this.
"Maybe you could just stand there and talk about them behind their back."
Every time you see them, compliment them on their shoes.
And nothing more.
I think maybe it's my enormous cock
I ask the Lord each day why I had to be burdened with such a heavy, massive cock.
The topic of this thread has taken a turn.
Mansquito!
"Mansquito!"
Now that is retro man.
Yep, folks bring up enormous cocks and things take a turn for the worse.
This thread has a topic?
"This thread has a topic?"
Yes
a given. so if we just start calling them conservanazis, it'll be okay?
that language is a bit rough, yes?
Nuts! soon to be banned
Accurate though.
Terry C, Obama/Clinton 0
Remember the phrase "technically accurate?" Those were the days...
My father and grandfather, both Nazis, saved their feces in little jars marked with the iron cross. I keep them in the basement along with an Italian count I use as a dildo.
I got somethin'! Evidence that Hatfill is guilty of the Anthrax attacks and yet, no one is interested. I still have some of the Anthrax that Steve mailed me back in October of 2001. Should I really be allowed to keep this stuff? Apparently so. Should Steve really get 3 times the reward that was offered to catch the Anthrax mailer? Apparently so. Should the Anthrax investigation really be closed because one "social worker" after being in contact with the FBI filed a court document devoid of any evidence and based solely on hearsay stating that Dr. Ivins is a serial killer?
Apparently so.
Now don't get me wrong. Steve Hatfill certainly was not smart enough to do this on his own. And Maybe Bruce Ivins was one of his coconspirators. I personally think several people at USAMRIID are guilty. But the idea that this case is closed because of some horse shit hearsay from some flunky "social worker" who magically diagnosed Ivins as a mass murderer after one session when the man had high level security clearance which mind you is vetted by teams of real psychologists is absolutely absurd and reinforces what I suspected very early on. And that is the DOJ/FBI Bush Admin and some other players were behind this.
As with some people requesting more Cow Bell,
here we need more Mansquito.
Maybe you could just stand there and talk about them behind their back.
Deacon Blues
"Boy, that John McLame -- what an asshole! I'll be president before that fucking geezer."
Asking your wife if your cock is big is like her asking you if she's fat.
Two Against Nature has duly been fired up in Casa Gromit
Moe, you're on borrowed time with Mrs. Moe.
Of course I am, toots. That's what makes it makes it so hot.
I love toddlers. He has ordered me to empty a shoebox of cd roms because they don't belong there.
"Only shoes go in there daddy."
trifecta
"Daddy, what letter does piano start with"?
"'P, dear".
"No, I think it starts with 'M'!"
I love 'em too.
Maybe you could just stand there and talk about them behind their back.
I hear he called his wife a c**t.
I am the 300!
Asking your wife if your cock is big is like her asking you if she's fat.
MP
I never met a single woman who told me they loved having their cervix pounded.
The whole big cock thing: totally gai, if you ask me.
I am the 300!
DWD
Well then, I am rock 'n' roll!
The whole big cock thing: totally gai, if you ask me.
Huh. Then it must be the poetry.
The whole big cock thing: totally gai, if you ask me.
Adam Hominem
What's the Vegas line on Adam having a little dick?
AnthraxSleuth | 08.02.08 - 7:37 pm |
and WTC 7 was destroyed to hide true site of the anthrax lab.
cart
cast
cent
cyst
something.
Moe, is NTodd your brother?
albert champion... now there was an interesting nutbar.
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Huh. Then it must be the poetry.
Moe Szyslak, cold
It would do it for me.
The whole big cock thing: totally gai, if you ask me.
Adam Hominem | 08.02.08 - 7:40 pm | #
Now, now, be fair. I could also be totally biii.
MP, good one.
Just got back from the Dark Knight.
What a fucking trip.
The dead boy sure as hell put his stamp on the Joker.
"albert champion... now there was an interesting nutbar."
A bit long winded.
Wow, Moe's dad did get around.
Moe, is NTodd your brother?
Nah. Last I heard, he was a bastard.
Two Against Nature has duly been fired up in Casa Gromit
Gromit
The narrator of Janie Runaway is another Dan sleaze character.
I want to go see Gramercy Park when Mrs. Blues and I go to NYC this September.
albert champion... now there was an interesting nutbar.
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MisterX
He has retired to the South of France, or at least he threatened to do that, once.
albert champion... now there was an interesting nutbar.
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MisterX | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 7:42 pm | #
"Interesting" is very kind of you.
The first adjective that springs to my mind is "condescending." The second: "ignorant."
Now, now, be fair. I could also be totally biii.
rorschach |
candy last night. sex tonight. this is no longer the crack den, it's the porn den.
What's the Vegas line on Adam having a little dick?
MP
It's not the meat, it's the motion!
Mo Dowd breaks Jane Austen
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/0...ion/
03dowd.html
The first adjective that springs to my mind is "condescending." The second: "ignorant."
rorschach
And no caps. What was up with that? Capital letters were probably a Semitic plot, or something.
makes it makes it, yea you are in control, you big cocked hunk you. Please forgive me, I thought you were a white man.
Mo Dowd breaks Jane Austen
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/0...ion/ 03dowd.html
P O'Neill
Did Liberal Mountain just explode?
Now, now, be fair. I could also be totally biii.
rorschach
Time for an old Dinosaur Comic.
On the other hand, that would explain NTodd's enormous cock and slutty ways.
It's not the meat, it's the motion!
Her: What do you think you're going to do with that little thing.
Me: Me? I'm going to have a great time.
It's not the meat, it's the motion!
Adam Hominem
I'm glad you took the snark well, because truth be told, I have no idea how big your penis is.
John McCain’s campaign is sticking with its argument that Barack Obama is an aloof celebrity, as aides privately acknowledge that previous efforts to label Obama as a flip-flopper have been nowhere near as effective.
The campaign’s ad this week comparing Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, though attracting criticism from Democrats, got heavy play on the Internet and in print and TV media.
The campaign reportedly is spending $140,000 a day to run the ad in battleground states, and aides are echoing its content in daily talking points.
Source: Fox News
Did Liberal Mountain just explode?
I think a literary singularity like that causes an IMplosion, but I'm not an expert.
Any blogs compiling detailed department by department purge lists for the incoming Obama admin?
Yet McCain hosted SNL a few years back. Anyone recall that?
I'm now picking up Generation Kill in full HD. This shit is a trip.
.
A bit long winded.
EkCenTriK
Yeah but he sure could weave a mean basket of conspiracy...
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I'm glad you took the snark well, because truth be told, I have no idea how big your penis is.
MP
Big enough I guess.
Like Lincoln said about a man's legs: they need to be at least long enough to reach the ground.
Or something.
If Obama is Mr. Darcy, with “his pride, his abominable pride,” then America is Elizabeth Bennet, spirited, playful, democratic, financially strained, and caught up in certain prejudices. (McCain must be cast as Wickham, the rival for Elizabeth’s affections, the engaging military scamp who casts false aspersions on Darcy’s character.)
MoDo is really awful.
... or maybe it just went off.
.
Ugh. Just read the Li'l Debbie piece that Hecate linked to. It seems that the WaPo has been favoring Obama by publishing twice as many photos of BHO. Which, says she, is a shame because McCain has "a nice smile". Oh, and the problem was particularly egregious on the day that Obama spoke to 200k in Berlin, while McCain was knocking over pickles or something.
Debbie, you guys just go ahead and publish McCain's smiling puss on page 1 every day.
I'm just back from dinner, so late to the thread. There was an notice in the Atlanta paper of Dracro's death. I forget his real name, but I believe it was him.
Also, I guess I'm a sap but I liked both Incog and Draro--not when they were being assholes, but I learned a lot about music and film from Draco, and when Incog wasn't ranting about how everyone in the world hated gays, he could be one of the wittest and funniest comments here.
Yet McCain hosted SNL a few years back. Anyone recall that?
Gilly Gonzylon | 08.02.08 - 7:47 pm | #
Part of it is on youtube, from hardball. clip within a clip.
This thread is penisy. The next one should be vagina-ey.
I think maybe it's my enormous cock, but who knows, maybe it's my poetry.
Moe Szyslak, cold
It's his garden.
And his enormous cock.
here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3...h?
v=3lhomInJ7Pc
If Obama is Mr. Darcy, with “his pride, his abominable pride,” then America is Elizabeth Bennet, spirited, playful, democratic, financially strained, and caught up in certain prejudices. (McCain must be cast as Wickham, the rival for Elizabeth’s affections, the engaging military scamp who casts false aspersions on Darcy’s character.)
MoDo is really awful.
sidhra صي ذ& |
Not just awful--she seems to be attending the Thomas Friedman school of metaphors that aren't.
Mo Dowd breaks Jane Austen
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/0...ion/ 03dowd.html
P O'Neill | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 7:44 pm | #
That's it.
I'm gonna have to get all George Eliot on her ass.
McHeathers
I think a literary singularity like that causes an IMplosion, but I'm not an expert.
NTodd, Counterproductive |
Indeed.
Thanks Mike
I ain't letting this Dark Knight thing go. Best superhero movie I've seen.
Ledger was surreal as the Joker.
Like Lincoln said about a man's legs: they need to be at least long enough to reach the ground.
Speaking of MY enormous cock...
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Why Moe, whatever made you say such a nasty thing about NTodd? I think you may have, how shall we politely say it, issues. I don't think your imaginary big boy is going to save you.
This thread is penisy. The next one should be vagina-ey.
MP
The ins and outs of commenting...
Big enough I guess.
Like Lincoln said about a man's legs: they need to be at least long enough to reach the ground.
Or something.
Adam Hominem | 08.02.08 - 7:48 pm | #
Yours reaches the ground!? Damn.
MoDo is tiresome of late - like the mayonnaise on the potato salad left in the sun at a party of golden agers. While the salad still looks attractive, partaking of it is guaranteed to make one ill and require antibiotics and possible hospitalization afterwards.
MoDo is really awful.
sidhra صي ذ& |
Mo Do is nuts.
And so is moo moo.
If I read Pride and Prejudice I'll turn into a total puss.
If Obama is Mr. Darcy, with “his pride, his abominable pride,” then America is Elizabeth Bennet, spirited, playful, democratic, financially strained, and caught up in certain prejudices
She needs a loooonnggg sabbatical.
Ledger was surreal as the Joker.
billy b
Agreed. Now I eagerly await WATCHMEN.
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Yours reaches the ground!? Damn.
Can't remember who it was (Oilcan Boyd?), but the Red Sox had a pitcher who was affectionately known as 'Tripod'.
This thread is penisy. The next one should be vagina-ey.
MP
The ins and outs of commenting...
Uncle Smokes |
"Let's get togethhhheerrrrrrrr"
The campaign’s ad this week comparing Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, though attracting criticism from Democrats, got heavy play on the Internet and in print and TV media.
Obama's too nice a guy to get the Britney clip from Fahrenheit 911 and interleave it with "The Hug" picks and suck up statements from McBush, bleating approval of Chicken Ceasar.
However, YouTube is available for the videographicly competent.
It's his garden.
And his enormous cock.
Mrs. Moe
Should I start dinner?
I watched Pride and Prejudice a few years back only because the lead actress had giant tits.
If that makes me a pig well then there it is.
I think you may have, how shall we politely say it, issues.
Einie, you are more fucking batshit insane as Ledger's Joker.
Except you don't exhibit any of the Joker's redeeming qualities.
P.S. I'm reading all my old journals and recycling everything except the especially well-written pages.
It's currently 2 January 1985.
Agreed. Now I eagerly await WATCHMEN.
MisterX
I saw the trailer for that and flipped out...and no one at work knew what the hell I was talking about--and these were geeks. Damn whippersnappers.
Which, says she, is a shame because McCain has "a nice smile".
He has "nice smile" like Cheney has a "nice smile."
Ugh!
I would wager that readers of the NYT have no idea of the analogy to which MoDo is referring.
Did y'all catch Tom Toles WaPo cartoon?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...toles_main.html
Should I start dinner?
Moe Szyslak
And his cooking.
You have the temperament of Saint Theresa.
Agreed. Now I eagerly await WATCHMEN.
Yep. That one looks like a barnburner also.
McCain calls a kid a jerk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F...h?v=F2zx3-
0zOPs
Has anyone run a McCain't photo through the Simpsons character generator...? I'd try to meld that with Abe.
.
McBush is looking at a Holy Joe surrogate? What's wrong with the real deal?
Agreed. Now I eagerly await WATCHMEN.
MisterX
I saw the trailer for that and flipped out...
Yes, we saw the trailer at Dark Knight. NTodd's Pa and I flipped. Ericka wasn't sure why we were going nuts, but I believe we impressed upon her the importance of this movie.
I watched Pride and Prejudice a few years back only because the lead actress had giant tits.
[sneaks out to movie rental place]
And his cooking.
Mrs. Moe
This might actually be Mrs. Moe.
Not just awful--she seems to be attending the Thomas Friedman school of metaphors that aren't.
People that speak in metaphors can shampoo my crotch.
/Nicholson
I saw the trailer for that and flipped out...and no one at work knew what the hell I was talking about--and these were geeks. Damn whippersnappers.
Uncle Smokes
I couldn't believe how each scene in the trailer was taken right from Dave Gibbon's art... gave me chills.
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I would wager that readers of the NYT have no idea of the analogy to which MoDo is referring.
Some people here have said similar things of Eschaton commenters...
McCain calls a kid a jerk
McCadaver looks like he's got a suit coat made of a fucking potato sack.
I'd like to put Ledger's Joker on Big John.
Should I start dinner?
Moe Szyslak, cold
And dump the cat box, please.
"
McCadaver looks like he's got a suit coat made of a fucking potato sack."
If McCain is President, the country will stand on his shoulders.
Um, shoulder pads.
Sorry.
Awesome, McCain is yelling at the NY Times now.
I'd say he's acting like Norma Desmond, but she had class.
Does anyone had 2 x 2GB SD-MMC cards they'd trade for a 4GB?
Turns out my PC doesn't read 4GB cards. The camera uses it fine, though.
Looked for a driver update, came up empty.
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OMG, nothing is sacred!Damn 'Thuglicans are stealing our language.
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The second editorial, which appeared on the Times Web site, said McCain's ads conjured up loaded racial images and raised the specter of O.J. Simpson.
"The presumptive Republican nominee has embarked on a bare-knuckled barrage of negative advertising aimed at belittling Mr. Obama," the editorial board wrote.
The response from the McCain campaign was equally cutting.
"If the shareholders of The New York Times ever wonder why the paper's ad revenue is plummeting and its share price tanking, they need look no further than the hysterical reaction of the paper's editors to any slight, real or imagined, against their preferred candidate," said McCain campaign spokesman Michael Goldfarb.
Goldfarb compared the editors to a blogger "sitting at home in his mother's basement and ranting into the ether between games of Dungeons & Dragons."
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Mikey G. if you're lurking here right now, FUMG.
Freedom
Understanding
Merriment
and
Generosity
Agreed. Now I eagerly await WATCHMEN.
MisterX
I saw the trailer for that and flipped out...
You all just want to see me on the big screen.
I wonder how much of Ledger's stuff was scripted.
He put so many little touches of nuttiness into that role that I believe a lot of it was improv.
Another kitteh pic
http://lumpenprolitariot.deviant.../Boxed-
93612387
The little lefty and his buddy are now watching "The Family Guy."
I like that show, too.
Does anyone had 2 x 2GB SD-MMC cards they'd trade for a 4GB?
Actually, I do. They're not super fast, but I can use the 4GB (SDHC).
Awesome, McCain is yelling at the NY Times now.
I'd say he's acting like Norma Desmond, but she had class.
puppethead
Attacking the Jew York Times from the right has a long long disreputable history in this country.
""If the shareholders of The New York Times ever wonder why the paper's ad revenue is plummeting and its share price tanking, they need look no further than the hysterical reaction of the paper's editors to any slight, real or imagined, against their preferred candidate," said McCain campaign spokesman Michael Goldfarb."
Wow. And these people want to be the leaders?
Assholes.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Agreed....
Yes, we saw the trailer at Dark Knight. NTodd's Pa and I flipped. Ericka wasn't sure why we were going nuts, but I believe we impressed upon her the importance of this movie.
NTodd, Counterproductive
The trade paperback of WATCHMEN hit #1 on Amazon after the trailers hit theaters... and Amazon was sold out. We're selling 12-15 of them a day! Go get your copy, kids!
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Assholes.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
I left a comment to that effect.
What a dick!
You all just want to see me on the big screen.
You speak so cryptically.
Okay, it's past bedtime here. But I will close with this. When I first started following Eschaton in 2003 it was great. I learned a lot from Atrois' posts and the commenters as well. But something changed, and I date it from when Simels showed up, with Terry C. in hand.
I almost gave up the blog but something happened. It took a turn from educating me to entertaining me. I now call the comment section here "as the Atroit world turns". I mean no soap opera can be this good. We have everything here. I can give no better example of this in the Moe/Mrs. Moe saga. Will Mrs. Moe sent him on his way or will Moe's big boy save the day. What a drama. There are many other subplots as well. I only mentioned this one.
""If the shareholders of The New York Times ever wonder why the paper's ad revenue is plummeting and its share price tanking, they need look no further than the hysterical reaction of the paper's editors to any slight, real or imagined, against their preferred candidate," said McCain campaign spokesman Michael Goldfarb."
Nah. No Page 3 Girl.
Assholes.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
I've been praying for peace since 1964.
Hasn't done a bit of good.
The dome is frescoed with the illusionistic cherub-filled sky with the descending light of the Holy Ghost allegorized as a dove.
Cripe, does your shit rise to the level of that?
badboyzbadboyz
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"That right-wing hooey sure stunk up the joint"
Heh. From 'Jack of Speed'.
Assholes.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | 08.02.08 - 8:01 pm | #
What a douchebag
they need look no further than the hysterical reaction of the paper's editors to any slight
"Hysterical" is such a misused word. I bet most people go through life never really seeing anyone hysterical.
Attacking the Jew York Times from the right has a long long disreputable history in this country.
Perhaps, but McCain needs the love of the press or his weaknesses are exposed for all. And then he'll get even more mad and shouty.
The trade paperback of WATCHMEN hit #1 on Amazon after the trailers hit theaters... and Amazon was sold out. We're selling 12-15 of them a day! Go get your copy, kids!
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MisterX
I have a copy from a million years ago. I wonder if it's worth anything?
Nah. No Page 3 Girl.
Gomez
Where is the comics section? (and they call themselves a newspaper)
The next thread will be more holey than rightous.
"through life never really seeing anyone hysterical."
Wife
Snake
Hysterical
Not uncommon.
Goldfarb compared the editors to a blogger "sitting at home in his mother's basement and ranting into the ether between games of Dungeons & Dragons."
Who still plays Dungeons & Dragons?
"The presumptive Republican nominee has embarked on a bare-knuckled barrage of negative advertising aimed at belittling Mr. Obama," the editorial board wrote.
The Repigs can never stand to hear the truth about anything.
"Hysterical" is such a misused word. I bet most people go through life never really seeing anyone hysterical.
MP
Whiny. I hear far too much "whiny".
See Millbank, Dana.
"Hysterical" was used a lot in the Victorian era, so it's appropriate for McCain.
You all just want to see me on the big screen.
rorschach
*Hurm*
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The trade paperback of WATCHMEN hit #1 on Amazon after the trailers hit theaters... and Amazon was sold out. We're selling 12-15 of them a day! Go get your copy, kids!
I guess I should get mine off the shelf again sooner rather than later...
Damn, make that, "both holey and rightous".
puppethead: Actually, I do. They're not super fast, but I can use the 4GB (SDHC).
Ooh! Please e-me!
jpres ton ian at gma ild otcom
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I couldn't believe how each scene in the trailer was taken right from Dave Gibbon's art... gave me chills.
MisterX
The fun part is that many years had gone since I last read the book, and so I recently bought a copy and finished it a month before I saw the trailer.
Perhaps I possess a mildly impressive ability to psychically anticipate marketing campaigns.
Wait...wait...I have a vision...I see...an over-enthusiastic black man and his goofy white buddies getting way too excited about tacos.
"Hysterical" was used a lot in the Victorian era, so it's appropriate for McCain.
virgotex
Neurasthenic.
Wife
Snake
Hysterical
Not uncommon.
EkCenTriK
That's the easy part. The diffcult part is being the male and feigning that you aren't scared shitless of the thing.
Hey, we don't have a cat!
Obama is too presidential to be president.
Who still plays Dungeons & Dragons?
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants
Yeah, shouldn't that be "World of Warcraft" or "HALO" or something?
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*Hurm*
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MisterX | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 8:07 pm | #
Hungry? I've got sugar cubes. And a delightful sauce made from human bean juice.
Need for an opinion then.
I have no touch on the Watchmen.
Should I read it before seeing it?
I have enjoyed a couple of movies that everyone said sucked because it didn't "get it right" with the original material.
I can give no better example of this in the Moe/Mrs. Moe saga. Will Mrs. Moe sent him on his way or will Moe's big boy save the day.
You wish that the broken down businessmen you whore yourself to were one-tenth the man Mr. Moe is -- physically, emotionally, and spiritually.
I got nothin'. Not even a deep thought.
-Atrios 18:29
after the last 2 threads i can't blame ya'...
I've been praying for peace since 1964.
Hasn't done a bit of good.
You don't know that. You don't know what it would be like if you hadn't!
I have a 7 pound zucchini.
Yeah, shouldn't that be "World of Warcraft" or "HALO" or something?
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MisterX
Or for McW, whist and checkers
Hungry? I've got sugar cubes. And a delightful sauce made from human bean juice.
rorschach
Try it with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti.
Once again, I have this forum all to myself. I will now regale you with my theories on how only a new animism, wherein every single complex molecule on the planet has its own URL, can save humanity from the varied crises we face.
Mike | 08.02.08 - 7:44 pm | #
or not.
Mike | 08.02.08 - 7:45 pm | #
i don't know. i kinda dug the first comment...
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That's the easy part. The diffcult part is being the male and feigning that you aren't scared shitless of the thing."
No problem with that or geckos, spiders, roaches etc.
Now if it is one of those monster centipedes that look toxic.
I just knew it was all simels' fault. The bastard.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | 08.02.08 - 8:01 pm |
Ugh.
You wish that the broken down businessmen you whore yourself to were one-tenth the man Mr. Moe is -- physically, emotionally, and spiritually.
Mrs. Moe
I pray thee, don't argue with it. It only gets encouragement from that.
I have a copy from a million years ago. I wonder if it's worth anything?
Adam Hominem
Nah, it's been in print for 20 years and there's not much aftermarket for trade paperbacks... the only valuable edition is a slipcased hardcover that Graphitti Designs put out in 1987 or 88.
It is possibly the best comic on your shelf though, so there is that!
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Jeffraham has mail.
We had a rattlesnake under out porch once.
Dad called the fire department.
Adam Hominem = Hannibal Lecter
Gotta admire that Holy Ghost guy. It's the only thing the Christians got right.
McBirthOfANation
I hate snakes. They're sneaky devils.
Plus, I freak if I walk into a spider's web. I did that last year going out the front door to get the paper. Overnight, a spider had built a huge web on our front porch.
puppethead: Jeffraham has mail.
The tubes be slow! Or did it bounce?
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Gotta admire that Holy Ghost guy. It's the only thing the Christians got right.
Le Jackel
Gog is pretty cool too. Magog sucks, of course.
It is possibly the best comic on your shelf though, so there is that!
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MisterX
Yep. Enjoyed it immensely, can't wait to reacquaint myself via the movie.
I have a 7 pound zucchini.
Dude,
That's larger than some babies.
hi fokowi...
I have a 7 pound zucchini. - A. Morphous
No Flirting!
I just knew it was all simels' fault. The bastard.
Moe Szyslak, cold | Homepage | 08.02.08 - 8:12 pm | #
Aha, so simels is your brother too.
Gotta admire that Holy Ghost guy. It's the only thing the Christians got right.
iirc, he got disgusted and took the last train for the coast.
Who still plays Dungeons & Dragons?
Goldfarb.
"Overnight, a spider had built a huge web on our front porch.
MP "
Then it reviewed, looking for the flaw in it's plans that allowed you to get away.
Evening all!
I just read an article that said McCain is considering Rep Eric Cantor as VP. Please let this be true! Cantor's one of the stupidest motherfuckers on the face of the planet.
I've been praying for peace since 1964.
Hasn't done a bit of good.
Adam Hominem
I was born in 1964...
Could it be...?
I've got a bee hive under my porch. I see no reason to do anything about it.
iirc, he got disgusted and took the last train for the coast.
Gromit
I owe Gromit a beverage, for rembering that line just before I did.
Or should I say Uncle Simels?
I have a 7 pound zucchini.
grilled zucchini "steaks" - little olive oil, some red pepper flakes
mmmm
Hungry? I've got sugar cubes. And a delightful sauce made from human bean juice.
rorschach
The line that always gets me is when Rorschach say "I see a pretty butterfly."... makes the hair stand up on my arm.
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The tubes be slow! Or did it bounce?
Oops, I sent it to the wrong address. Should see it now.
I'd say that when Michael Goldfarb talks about the New York Times circulation and how much money it makes, some reporter needs to ask, "Hey Goldfarb, you used to work for The National Review? Have you guys made a single cent yet?"
If you got nothing, you've got the perfect filler for a "wish sandwich."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j...h?
v=jYyBZE0kBtE
Zukes that big aren't good for much. Maybe a pasta.
If only there were a Jane Austen expert who comes here.
Then it reviewed, looking for the flaw in it's plans that allowed you to get away.
EkCenTriK
It's weird. The spider would kind of "take down" the web during the day, and build it anew around dusk. Even though I dislike spiders, you have to acknowledge their industriousness.
I was born in 1964...
Could it be...?
Uncle Smokes
I dunno, but isn't there supposed to be an Apocalypse, first?
Strangely, there is a Magog, Quebec, but no town of Gog.
Who is name stealing Mrs Moe? It may be Moe but my money is on Simels.
So far I fried it, ratatouilled it, and grated it into everything but milkshakes. I swear its bigger than when I started.
I have a 7 pound zucchini. - A. Morphous
Sautee small onion, thinly sliced, in olive oil, until it begins to brown
Add 2 cups shredded zucchini, salt, and pepper
Sautee all until zucchini begins to get a bit brown around edges
Serve with grated parmesan
The second year my father-in-law was here in the States, he was the Zucchini King of Tigard. Planted 12, fuckin' T-W-E-L-V-E hills of zucc. Bags of zucchini were abandoned in the dead of night on doorsteps for two miles around.
If Jane Austen were alive today, she'd be spinning in her grave.
Even though I dislike spiders, you have to acknowledge their industriousness.
I went on a "spider walk" class with a spider expert recently-
they are amazing critters. Most can live without water and food for months
I have a 7 pound zucchini. - A. Morphous
Cut it into sticks, about 3" x 1/2"
Dredge in corn starch, shake off excess
Dip in beaten egg
Dip in bread crumb, shake off excess
Fry in hot oil
Lay on paper towels, sprinkle with salt
I'd say that when Michael Goldfarb talks about the New York Times circulation and how much money it makes, some reporter needs to ask, "Hey Goldfarb, you used to work for The National Review? Have you guys made a single cent yet?"
Florida | 08.02.08 - 8:17 pm | #
I recall the NYT holding the secret spying story until after the 2004 election, to be "fair", so this putch-back will likely work.
Bags of zucchini were abandoned in the dead of night on doorsteps for two miles around.
bo
i also have a v large one, just picked.
So Simels fucks his brother or what?
they are amazing critters. Most can live without water and food for months
virgotex
That's living?
So far I fried it, ratatouilled it, and grated it into everything but milkshakes. I swear its bigger than when I started.
A. Morphous, McJerked around | 08.02.08 - 8:18 pm |
Are we still talking about Adam's penis?
I dunno, but isn't there supposed to be an Apocalypse, first?
Adam Hominem
Look...I'm a little behind, okay?! Your apocalypse will just have to wait...that bathroom tile isn't going to scrub itself!
I don't hate snakes, I just don't find them very friendly--well, except for Echidne, but she is a goddess. If they stay in the woods, I'm okay with that. They do tend to frighten me, but I think that is because I was raised a Catholic, and Satan was a snake, so...
I have a 7 pound zucchini. - A. Morphous
You can also shred it and sautee it and eat it with pasta -- I like it with whole wheat pasta, but any pasta will do. Put some pesto on it. Be liberal with the parmesan.
Recognized the "pray for rain" guy, he did local weather in Lex. Ky. for a good while.
they are amazing critters. Most can live without water and food for months
virgotex
Wasn't there some shit about the 2000 election they also chose not to print until later? Something about it being stolen?
Mrs. Moe | 08.02.08 - 8:20 pm | #
Auntie? That you?
If Jane Austen were alive today, she'd be spinning in her grave. - Gromit
Yogi Berra, is that you?
Are we still talking about Adam's penis?
ina, guitar-slinging folkette
God, I hope not!
Zucchinis are like Shmoos...
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I went on a "spider walk" class with a spider expert recently-
virgotex
Wasn't that hard on your back?
Auntie? That you?
That's what I'm thinking. And the real Mrs. Moe would be honoured.
my favorite zuchini recipe is to just slice it on the diagonal, get a large skillet very hot, add olive oil, salt and pepper the chinis, brown both sides, and the last 30 seconds toss in minced garlic and red pepper flakes and saute.
Le Jackel, yea, and his sister and mother too.
Wow. Mr Pray for Rain really thinks he's funny.
What a sad little man.
Oh for fuck's sake. He's serious.
Strangely, zucchini didn't do that well in the Philippines when he sent some seeds bach to relatives. Celery, on the other hand, grew to bush size in nuthin' flat.
I've been using the garlic scapes in everything lately. Wonderful stuff.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/20...ical-celebrity/
Wasn't that hard on your back?
I was born in 1964
Year of the Dragon
And Im a Leo
Powerful combo
Makes me invincible I think...
And irresistible to women too
I've been using the garlic scapes in everything lately. Wonderful stuff.
Moe Szyslak, cold |
So delish!
"Even though I dislike spiders, you have to acknowledge their industriousness"
My company has been suffering lately. I think we have found an alternative labor source.
http://www.politicalbase.com/pro...og/&
blogId=2967
Zucchini slices (1/2" thick) do nicely as tempura.
I have a 7 pound zucchini. - A. Morphous
Slice it very VERY thin on the diagonal. Sprinkle it with salt and drizzle with very decent extra virgin olive oil and some dried red chili flakes. Let it sit for a bit. Eat that as an appetizer.
My company has been suffering lately.
No way. In *this* economy?
Surely someone could together an ad featuring McKKK and Vicki Iseman.
My company has been suffering lately. I think we have found an alternative labor source.
EkCenTriK | 08.02.08 - 8:26 pm | #
Dude, the spiders have a union.
Can't remember who it was (Oilcan Boyd?), but the Red Sox had a pitcher who was affectionately known as 'Tripod'.
Boyd was once arrested and ticketed during Spring Training for renting a bunch of porn movies and refusing to return them.
Best Boston Globe headline ever: "The Can's Film Festival"
"No way. In *this* economy?"
Yes, it is true. We have yet to reap the benefit of the Bush Revolution.
Le Jackel, but not his father. His father ran off before Simels was hatched, lucky for the father, because Simels would have done him to.
Since McCain't is probably already toast, he should select a hard-core right wing fundie whack job as VP. Then the pukes can pin the loss of the WH, House and Senate on the fundiegelicals and put those evil fuckers out of our misery for at least another generation.
Surely someone could together an ad featuring McKKK and Vicki Iseman.
A. Morphous, McJerked around
It's a given that the Repubs will fight dirty.
I don't know if the Obama campaign will respond, or respond in kind. Which worries me.
Dude, the spiders have a union.
only the Daddy Long Legs, and while they are arachnids, they are not actually spiders
Can't remember who it was (Oilcan Boyd?), but the Red Sox had a pitcher who was affectionately known as 'Tripod'.
Frank "Home Run" Baker supposedly had a legendary hogleg going on.
Really? I did not know that.
I went on a "spider walk" class with a spider expert recently-
Here in the Eastex woods, that's easy to do without meaning to. I once walked into 5, count 'em 5, Banana Spiders in an afternoon. Li'l critters like to spin their near-invisible yellow silk web in the shade between trees. Caught one right inna face. Yuck...
We were were talking about large penises, and now we're talking about 7-pound zucchinis.
Sonja: I guess you could say I'm half saint, half whore.
Boris: Here's hoping I get the half that eats.
-- Diane Keaton and Woody Allen, Love and Death
Recently seen at a county fair:
Zucchini Weenie. A zucchini with its core punched out and a weenie sexually inserted in its place. Deep-fry till golden.
Yum.
"
Dude, the spiders have a union."
I wonder how they do with Customer Support. If they get off script, do they just eat them or lay their eggs in the body of the caller?
McDavidDuke hate continues:
Tallahassee Democrat Executive Editor Bob Gabordi said the incident was unwarranted.
"We're deeply concerned and disturbed that our reporter — of all of those in that area — was asked to move," Gabordi said. "My understanding is that Stephen was the only reporter approached and asked to leave the area, and the only reporter in that area who is black. Another reporter who stood up for Stephen was then asked to leave."
http://floridacapitalnews.com/ap...LNEWS/
808020312
And when all else fails, there's Bisquick zucchini pie.
Be liberal with your politics...and your parmesan!
Milton Berle supposedly had an enormous penis, but I'm not sure how people knew that.
"No way. In *this* economy?"
Yes, it is true. We have yet to reap the benefit of the Bush Revolution.
EkCenTriK | 08.02.08 - 8:28 pm | #
And I thought tax cuts for the rich were supposed to solve everything, bring world peace, high-paying jobs for the masses, and cure cancer.
James Woods too. Maybe that is why Sean Young stalked him.
Milton Berle supposedly had an enormous penis, but I'm not sure how people knew that.
MP |
Calling Martha Raye "The Big Mouth" was a double entendre?
Well, eating one's consumers would be hard on the company's bottom line.
Biggest spider web I've seen was in Northern BC when I was hiking. The anchor strands were between two pine tree beeter than 20' apart, and the web had a diameter of about 12 feet. Pretty amazing that a spider would have enough spatial intelligence to be able to construct something on that scale.
I had to crawl under one of my porches today again to look at lighting system wiring mounted there. The freaking spiders were tapping into the 12 VDC system. What the heck were they doing?
(scratches head furiously,
pulls a bit of spider web from eyebrows)
Yea, Martha did have a wide grin.
"And I thought tax cuts for the rich were supposed to solve everything, bring world peace, high-paying jobs for the masses, and cure cancer."
And the upper execs still cite Bush as the best thing since sliced bread.
George W. Bush IS an enormous penis.
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http://floridacapitalnews.com/ap...LNEWS/ 808020312
A. Morphous, McJerked around
Quite a link. You should send it to sinfonian, who collects examples of Florida madness.
I think BushCo is the exception that proves the rule.
TPM:
Latest
Latest (angry) McCain ad: (Black guy) Obama doesn't care about hispanics.
I guess that reporter didn't look like the other guys on the dollar bills.
"The freaking spiders were tapping into the 12 VDC system. What the heck were they doing?"
Charging their Ipods.
okay.
i gotta go glue some horses.
and they say irony is dead.
George W. Bush IS an enormous penis.
Nah, he's just a dick.
Pretty amazing that a spider would have enough spatial intelligence to be able to construct something on that scale.
You should see some butterfly migrations.
Well, eating one's consumers would be hard on the company's bottom line."
Cuts down overhead on warranty repairs etc.
It's a balancing act.
I have a deep thought, Atrios:
If Janet Cooke was fired by the Washington Post for concocting a story, why does Dana Milbank still have a job?
Charging their Ipods.
Is that so they could stay on the web?
Le Jackel, yes realy, now you know.
I watched a cooking show today that said the trick to zucchini was to grate or chop it up, sprinkle a lot of slat over it, and put in a colander, set in a bowl, to let the moisture be drawn out. Then, if shredded, give it a good squeeze.
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I apologize for these sheets coming from The Huffington Post.
owls!!!!!!!!
My kids love fried zucchini.
Dread zucchini sticks in flour. Toss into a egg/milk bath. Coat with crushed saltines. Deep fry in peanut or cannola oil until golden brown. If they were in the kitchen while I was making them, I was lucky to get a few of them to the table for dinner.
When I was a surveyor in Florida, I'd often walk into one of those friggin' banana spider webs... some of the webs were so tough that you felt your forward momentum slowed down... and then you realized you had a banana spider pinned to you somewhere because they always sat right in the center of the web...
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I apologize for these sheets coming from The Huffington Post.
Avedon
????
I wouldn't put it beyond Gee Dubya to run the mint for an extra shift or two and send the proceedings down to South America. It's how they think.
bo, take a look at this thing- multi-communal/social spider web discovered a coupla years ago
TPWD: Lake Tawakoni State Park
Latest (angry) McCain ad: (Black guy) Obama doesn't care about hispanics.
porti
Wow...what a hack job that was.
"See...these clips we put together?! Of Obama saying the names of different countries?! He does mention Latinos!"
(er..."doesn't"...crap.)
But Jerry Lewis had the bigest of all. If you are only counting white boys.
I hear that Sammy Davis was really something in this regard. That's why he got into the gang with the white boys.
"See...these clips we put together?! Of Obama saying the names of different countries?! He does mention Latinos!"
Uncle Smokes
So now Barack Obama isn't an international enough celebrity?
Okay. That's not incoherent or anything.
I knew this guy, Festus, called himself big dick daddy and would, being in hangar full of guys, whip it out.
Problem was only half of it ever saw the inside of a vagina.
What good is having a giant dick if you can only use half of it?
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