HULK SMASH!!!
CHENEY WARNS IRAN ABOUT SEA LANES
ABOARD USS JOHN C. STENNIS (AP) - From an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf, Vice President Dick Cheney warned Iran on Friday the U.S. and its allies will keep it from restricting sea traffic as well as from developing nuclear weapons.
"We'll keep the sea lanes open," Cheney said from the hangar deck of the USS John C. Stennis as it steamed about 150 miles from the Iranian coast.
me
XM Radio is in a lot of trouble these days. First Opie & Anthony make a callous joke about rape, now this:
XM Radio's Quinn & Rose made baseless claim that Dem leaders behind Sebelius links between war, KS Guard shortages
DNC lawyers issued a cease-and-desist letter to XM Radio stating that the allegations are "false and defamatory [and] libelous and slanderous." Moreover, Sebelius has long expressed concern that the Iraq war is depleting Guard resources.
Wow.
I was robbed.
Stupid libruls. Mass media advocacy is for goopers.
MITT ROMNEY WORTH MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
WASHINGTON (AP) - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, who made his fortune as a management consultant, is expected to report financial assets between $190 million and $250 million, an adviser said Friday.
Aides to the former Massachusetts governor said his assets have been held in a blind trust that he and his wife set up when he took office in 2002. The adviser who provided the estimate of his assets cautioned that the number is based on 2005 and 2006 financial activity and could amount to a bigger total once the disclosure report is filed later this year.
Obviously, Crashcart is cribbing from Wilson's anti-Uboat nonsense of 1916.
Meow!
When did Drudge start spamming here?
Fouad Ajami?
Sounds like a terrorist name to me.
isn't "Ajami" the Arabic translation of "Uncle Tom" ?
Fuckity-fuck-fuck FUCK. This shit is *starting* to piss me off.
OK, I've been pissed for years. I might get to a new level, though.
Whoa, it's dejadvocacy all over again.
What's this about Cheney the Turkeyneck being a customer at Pamela Martin?
The mere thought could make me swear never to have sex again.
Can we get back to the spanking, please?
Because there's no oral sex without the spanking.
We'll keep the sea lanes open," Cheney said from the hangar deck of the USS John C. Stennis as it steamed about 150 miles from the Iranian coast.
Cheney then said, "Arrrrr, and you're scurvy dogs, too. Arrrrr!"
"We'll keep the sea lanes open," Cheney said
And by "we" he means "someone else's kid."
I saw "Lesbian Spank Inferno" below, and decided to leave for my own sanity.
Fuckity-fuck-fuck FUCK. This shit is *starting* to piss me off.
I'm pretty fucking sanguine about it. Malevolent, even. I need more solvent.
non crotchless pantaloons Friday Cat Blogging
The mere thought could make me swear never to have sex again
Then don't think about it.
I try to not take it personally when I show up and everyone runs to another room. *sniff*
Why the double post, folks? Anyone know?
I'm pretty fucking sanguine about it. Malevolent, even. I need more solvent.
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii
Try the water. I've heard it's excellent.
a OT repost from below on Fetishes
i mean the parlor had a medical set up for naughty nurse but 10x naughtier, a school set up and lots of pain causing rooms.
and the clients were like worked on wall street and so forth
all sorts of fantasies, even had one bloke who enjoyed dressing up in PVC maids outfit and keeping the place clean
and this other bloke licked a toilet bowl!!!!
Moonbootica, Jog On! | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 5:49 pm | #
Leah Kelley is a spanking advocate.
"We'll keep the sea lanes open," Cheney said from the hangar deck of the USS John C. Stennis as it steamed about 150 miles from the Iranian coast.
Dick Cheney, the human sea mine.
Why the double post, folks? Anyone know?
Follow linkies.
We could have a deck of cards of all the Shurbco fuck ups in eyerack
NTodd, red wine is now considered the universal solvent.
mezcal shots for mena, stat!
I'm pretty fucking sanguine about it. Malevolent, even. I need more solvent.
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It's Friday. No water, just beer.
Try the water. I've heard it's excellent.
That shit is dangerous. Never touch the stuff.
From last thread:
"is Paraguay a party to the International Criminal Court?"
--mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
If I remember correctly, no.
mer | 05.11.07 - 5:48 pm | #
Google is your friend
From this afternoon's thread. It really is no surprise that people in their thirties are so unaware. They are working hard at their careers, probably have small children and both parents are working. All they get to do is scan the headlines before falling asleep on the commuter train.
NTodd, red wine is now considered the universal solvent.
Them I am universally soluble.
mezcal shots for mena, stat!
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Ride em, cowboy!
I try to not take it personally when I show up and everyone runs to another room. *sniff*
My wife doesn't - in those rare occasions she's in here. She claims her posts always end on dead-threadsville.
Why the double post, folks? Anyone know?
Haloscan is well and truly fucked. This has been another session of simple answers....
Dick Cheney, the human sea mine.
Dick loves sea men.
ABOARD USS JOHN C. STENNIS (AP) - From an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf, Vice President Dick Cheney warned Iran on Friday the U.S. and its allies will keep it from restricting sea traffic as well as from developing nuclear weapons.
Pining for war makes me feel so warm and cozy.
Ms ql -- are you a free woman? As in, FREE?????
I simply can't get exercised by this story. It is the way things are and it is the way they have been for 50 years.
Corporate press hires those that support its interests.
From below, this was too hilarious for everyone not to see!
I'm sure she can show us all the Bible passage where wife-spanking is recommended as part of a traditional Christian marriage.
"And Jesus said, 'Mary, thou have shown Peter thy nickers, and thou have embarrassed thy crap out of me'."
"And Mary said, 'Thou should not be such a tight ass like thy father'."
"And Jesus replied, "Thy rod is embiggened, and thou must receive a good spanking for thy misdeeds'."
"And as Mary assumed the position before Jesus, she said, "And after thy spanking comes thy oral sex'?"
"And Jesus say that this was good, and Jesus spanked mightily, and for the rest of the evening and unto dawn Jesus and Mary cried out lustfully for the blessing of Thy Jesus Father."
Supreme Commander Thor
All they get to do is scan the headlines before falling asleep on the commuter train.
That's very foreign this 30-something.
red wine rulez
am drinking a glass now, Chilean, Isla Negra
Tescos was selling it at £3.49, couldn't resist, brought 2
Meanwhile, as Think Progress notes, CBS amended its reason today for firing Batiste, saying it was not merely his advocacy, but the fact that he appeared in an ad to "raise money for veterans against the war” that makes him unacceptable to CBS. But as TP points out, the ad wasn't designed to raise money. It was designed, yes, to engage in advocacy -- just as CBS' other news consultants have themselves done repeatedly.
I suspect CBS might be a little mishonest here. Just a suspicion, mind you.
Leah Kelley is a spanking advocate.
This doesn't sound so "loving" to me.
Uh, sorry for english. I just arrive off boat tomorrow.
Michael Bechloss:
Courage without jusgement makes for a bad president.
care to name names Mikey?
Nick Broomfield's Fetishes (1996) was very interesting.
I suspect CBS might be a little mishonest here. Just a suspicion, mind you.
masculine_monica_nyc
Gawd, you're such a cynic.
I'm not a very violent man, but this casual, clueless form of racism really makes my eyes turn red.
The bible was contaminated by man. There is stuff in there that was not their in the original translation.
BD - I didn't your wife ever posted here. How would we recognize her, what's her nym?
A repost from this morning: Friday dog and cat blogging!!
This doesn't sound so "loving" to me.
Dear Christian Domestic Discipline Forum...
Ms ql -- are you a free woman? As in, FREE?????
Virginia
Tuesday, sweety. I've been taken out to lunch every day this week and Tuesday will be a unit luncheon, and Monday I guess the the big one. But they're keeping that secret from me.
just reading the Glossary at that Christian S&M site.
ummm interesting
Cheney is cheerleading for War with Iran, but fortunately nobody is buying the hooha gibberish.
America's Banker, Hu Jin Tao, will never let us wage another war without paying the outstanding debts for this one first.
The bible was contaminated by man. There is stuff in there that was not their in the original translation.
Live Free or Die
It was the Nigerian spammers.
Sounds like Leah Kelley needs to head to Gitmo as an interrogator.
Uh, sorry for english. I just arrive off boat tomorrow.
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii
You are beautifully speaking the English, tovarisch.
Repeat after me: Son of bitch! Shit!
In the British aka "real" version of "Coupling..."
doncjesuis | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 5:48 pm | #
The funny thing about the "real" version of Coupling was that it was basically the British version of Friends.
So the American Coupling was a knockoff of the British knockoff of a mediocre American sitcom.
TV execs are awesome. That's why Arrested Development is still on.
Dear Christian Domestic Discipline Forum...
"I'm a mother of 17, and my husband runs a profitable real estate company in Arkansas..."
Huh, Matthews just bukkaked on Michael Beschloss.
From this afternoon's thread. It really is no surprise that people in their thirties are so unaware. They are working hard at their careers, probably have small children and both parents are working. All they get to do is scan the headlines before falling asleep on the commuter train.
That sounds about right. In my thirties, I paid very little attention clinton when he was in office. The only time I really paid attention was when he started bombing Kosovo. I did bitch about the corporate state however.
I'm sure she can show us all the Bible passage where wife-spanking is recommended as part of a traditional Christian marriage.
I do believe the passages you quote are from the Book of More, Man.
NTodd, I thought you only wrote letters to the Penthouse Forum 
Nothing new under the sun here.
Does the Bush administration own/control the MSM?
Why, yes. Yes, it does.
Pure Christianity is beautiful. But along the way people changed the words to justify their agenda.
Sounds like Leah Kelley needs to head to Gitmo as an interrogator.
Or Club Vandersexxx in Amsterdam.
Meet the new thread, same as the old thread.
And already quite full, too.
But they're keeping that secret from me.
That's funny, QL .
The only time I really paid attention was when he started bombing Kosovo.
Ditto.
Nedra!
----
Presidential candidate John Edwards is offering more policy proposals than any other candidate in the primary and his ideas are winning loud applause from Democratic audiences.
The question is whether other voters will cheer when they see the price tag -- more than $125 billion a year.
----
Neddie, have you heard of Iraq, dear? Have you heard of progressive income tax? Have you heard of corporate income tax? Schidt.
just reading the Glossary at that Christian S&M site.
Yup.
I blame one of my readers for sending me the link.
LFoD, I've got news for you: the Bible was written by men who claimed to be inspired by God or stenographers for God.
They were, in fact, pushing their own agendas. There was no deity involved.
Watertiger is Michelle Duggar???!!!
Tweety just announced Cheney's Bitch will be his guest on Monday. how sweet. when one GE emplyee bonds with another GE employee there is a special kind of love they share.
Tune in Monday for the Tweety-Cheney's Bitch Lovefest!
Tuesday, sweety.
==
I don't want to say anything to jinx it, you've almost made it. Go, you!
Tuesday, sweety. I've been taken out to lunch every day this week and Tuesday will be a unit luncheon, and Monday I guess the the big one. But they're keeping that secret from me.
ql in ny
I'm glad you're getting the attention you so richly deserve. I know you were having second thoughts about Just Saying NO to parties.
sigh. You're done, and I"m just beginning. But I'm so happy for you!
NTodd, I thought you only wrote letters to the Penthouse Forum
No, I write many LTEs. Usually under the pseudonym 'Todd' so nobody will recognize me.
Leah Kelley must have a whole cupboard of paddles and bull whips
Pure Christianity is beautiful. But along the way people changed the words to justify their agenda.
Live Free or Die |
How in the world do you know what "pure christianity" is?
seriously.
The funny thing about the "real" version of Coupling was that it was basically the British version of Friends.
Absolutely. I think of it as Friends written by Seinfeld's writers. I loved how the plots were circular like Seinfeld's.
Can I advocate against Bear Penii?
Neddie, have you heard of Iraq, dear? Have you heard of progressive income tax? Have you heard of corporate income tax? Schidt.
What Neddie doesn't know is millionaire "journalists" like her worthless skank self are going to find that the free fucking ride is over.
CBS News put Flush Limbo on as the first guest for Katie Couric on their "free speech" blurb just recently.
CBS sucks. As Cheney would say, "Big time!"
This doesn't sound so "loving" to me.
watertiger
It sounds sick. And UnChristian. 
Michael Bechloss:
Courage without jusgement makes for a bad president.
I don't think Bechloss appreciated Matthews citing McCullough twice. Tweety: Is McCullough waiting around the corner to write about Bush?
Bechloss: "You'd have to ask him" Oops.
horsewhips
Leah Kelley must have a whole cupboard of paddles and bull whips
I'm sure she's quite familiar with the Scold's Bridle.
How in the world do you know what "pure christianity" is?
seriously.
Tena
Because . . . HE'S TWO THOUSAND YEARS OLD!
He's Jesus and Mary's illegitimate child.
Pure Christianity is beautiful. - Live Free or Die
Gee, you must be really, really old to have seen it.
LFoD, I've got news for you: the Bible was written by men who claimed to be inspired by God or stenographers for God.
They were, in fact, pushing their own agendas. There was no deity involved.
I know it was written by man. But I think originally these men had pure motivations. But as it was passed down, it changed.
"And Jesus say that this was good, and Jesus spanked mightily, and for the rest of the evening and unto dawn Jesus and Mary cried out lustfully for the blessing of Thy Jesus Father."
Excuse me, I suddenly have this overwhelming need to visit the master....err bathroom.
Seething Webb to jac.
Can I advocate against Bear Penii?
You want a part in the upcoming play, the Ursini Monologues?
Can I advocate against Bear Penii?
No.
Michael Bechloss:
Courage without jusgement makes for a bad president.
Bechloss can't be talking about CooCoo, because he's as cowardly as they come. A worthless, craven little cur.
Well, the CBS commentators could always take up comedy.
Apparently it's not as hard as not advocating the wrong position in another venue.
Excuse me, I suddenly have this overwhelming need to visit the master....err bathroom.
smalfish
Ah, would that be Master Bator?
riding crop, Cat o' nine tails
The site looks like alot of BDSM sites actually. A glossary excerpt:
Spankee: The person receiving a spanking.
Spanker: The person administering a spanking.
well, perhaps a little more basic than some
Presidential candidate John Edwards is offering more policy proposals than any other candidate in the primary and his ideas are winning loud applause from Democratic audiences.
The question is whether other voters will cheer when they see the price tag -- more than $125 billion a year.
Nedra and I think it's not fair that democrats don't have to pay federal taxes.
Bo owes me a Coke.
I'll be in the dungeon, warming up for my session with Kelley.
Pure Christianity is beautiful. - Live Free or Die
does it involve tofu?
Pure Christianity is beautiful. - Live Free or Die
Gee, you must be really, really old to have seen it.
No I mean Christ-ianity. Look how Jesus Christ lived. Helping the poor, hanging with hookers and so forth.
But I think originally these men had pure motivations./i>
Pure motivations of lust for power, blind obedience to the copyrighter. and a pure motivation to be rich as rich ever was.
The Bear Penii cannot be questioned.
ql, I am so happy for you.
Corner time: An alternative form of punishment where a wife is required to stand facing a corner, often with her bottom on display, before, during, or after a spanking.
http://www.christiandomesticdisc...m/
Glossary.html
The question is whether other voters will cheer when they see the price tag -- more than $125 billion a year.
----
Neddie, have you heard of Iraq, dear? Have you heard of progressive income tax? Have you heard of corporate income tax? Schidt.
bo
These worthless, selfish pieces of shite don't understand that Americans are actually willing to pay taxes for stuff that makes their lives better.
Assholes.
I know it was written by man. But I think originally these men had pure motivations. But as it was passed down, it changed.
Bullshit. Unless you worship power, you can't possibly believe that these assholes had "pure" motivations.
They were in it for control, wealth, lots of bitches at their beck and call, and to rule other men.
Lively Up Yourself
today is the anniversary of bob marleys demise...
Lucas made love to her with exquisite gentleness, tenderly cradling her sore bottom in one hand while he held her body close to his with the other. Though she didn’t feel like reaching her own climax, his lovemaking comforted Alyssa, and by the time he was through she had stopped crying and her heart felt much better. They lay in each other’s arms for a long time afterwards.
“Now that is what I came home for,” Lucas said with a kiss to her forehead.
Chapter 3, in which Alyssa sticks the muzzle of a .357 in Lucas mouth while he sleeps...
Okay, that xtian spanking thing is just parody. right?
I know it was written by man. But I think originally these men had pure motivations. But as it was passed down, it changed.
Libertarians: Proving the importance of a Junior High Education one sucker at a time.
No I mean Christ-ianity. Look how Jesus Christ lived. Helping the poor, hanging with hookers and so forth.
Live Free or Die
You doofus - and you know that because....?
Because it's written in a book that was written by men, and there are several versions of the story and some agree and some don't.
riding crop, Cat o' nine tails
Make it studded, and you have a deal.
Bear Penii is the third rail of politics these days.
Pure Christianity is beautiful. - Live Free or Die
does it involve tofu?
It is my belief that pure Christianity would incorporate vegetarianism. Do you know that Jesus Christ was in India at one point in his life?
Pure Christianity is beautiful. - Live Free or Die
does it involve tofu?
Moonbootica, Jog On!
In the Bible it's called "manna."
Lively Up Yourself
==
Okie doke.
The Bear Penii cannot be questioned.
In fact, in their native tongue, there is no word for 'question'.
No I mean Christ-ianity. Look how Jesus Christ lived. Helping the poor, hanging with hookers and so forth.
Live Free or Die
Getting executed by the state for being a threat to the Empire....
Okay, that xtian spanking thing is just parody. right?
Sadly, no.
Okay, that xtian spanking thing is just parody. right?
Not in my experience.
Maybe there should be a no-religion-rule for discussions.
Old media really, REALLY wants to stroke out dead from power-sucking Republican cock.
Getting executed by the state for being a threat to the Empire....
Could have been worse. He could have been fired by CBS for 'advocating' against the policies of the Dear Leader.
How in the world do you know what "pure christianity" is?
He boned up on it just prior to his interview today.
It is my belief that pure Christianity would incorporate vegetarianism. Do you know that Jesus Christ was in India at one point in his life?
Live Free or Die
Dude.
I'm onto you.
Okay, that xtian spanking thing is just parody. right?
=
It must be. Everyone knows it'a Nation readers who are into spanking.
You doofus - and you know that because....?
Because it's written in a book that was written by men, and there are several versions of the story and some agree and some don't.
dont get me wrong, I am not a Christian, but all religions have that same aspect.
Somebody's gotta get Leah and Dobson together to chat sometime.
Buffy: It was exactly you, Will. Every detail. Except for your not being a dominatrix... as far as we know.
Willow: Oh, right, me and Oz play Mistress of Pain every night.
Xander: ...Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?
Buffy: Oh, yeah.
Giles: //raises glasses//
Doppleganger, S3, BTVS
Maybe there should be a no-religion-rule for discussions.
And politics. No religion and no politics.
And the duck penises are *right* out.
They were in it for control, wealth, lots of bitches at their beck and call, and to rule other men.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
Huh?
Let's get back to Jesus going to India. That's just a little more knowleadgeable....
Pure Christianity is beautiful. - Live Free or Die
How many micrograms of pure Christianity are needed for a good "starter trip"?
Old media really, REALLY wants to stroke out dead from power-sucking Republican cock.
Roadmaster, Wisconsinner
I hear it's extra Hard Work cause those cocks are so very, very small.
And the duck penises are *right* out.
Corkscrew you!
All this Christian BDSM stuff reminds me of this gem of a man.
RMJ, I'm pleased to see you here this afternoon. Scotch?
?Let's get back to Jesus going to India. That's just a little more knowleadgeable....
Rmj,
Pssssst: he's having a laugh.
Suppose someone's aready snarked on Leah and "turn the other cheek".
Okay, that xtian parody thing is just a spanking. right?
corrected that typo for you
before Christianity was like given a break with the Edict of Milan, it went thru stages of being persecuted.
usually involved being throw to the lions, fun for all the family! they did love their martyrs heh
And the duck penises are *right* out.
You're no fun anymore.
[quacks, rubs feathers with bill, waddles off]
did Jesus eat Tofu?
Old media really, REALLY wants to stroke out dead from power-sucking Republican cock.
It amazes me that they don't seem to want to make money. Women make 80% of spending decisions and end up with the estates. Yet they have little to no programming for us.
usually involved being throw to the lions, fun for all the family! they did love their martyrs heh
Moonbootica, Jog On
Actually, I think they were loving on the lions!
were any miracles involved with Jesus and tofu?
did Jesus eat Tofu?
Only on Fridays.
did Jesus eat Tofu?
No, but little known fact: the original Aramaic was mistranslated and he really wore a Crown of Tofu.
And politics. No religion and no politics.
And the duck penises are *right* out.
==
So how's the weather out your way?
Maybe there should be a no-religion-rule for discussions.
There is. The rule is that no religion is free from criticism.
Tuesday, sweety. I've been taken out to lunch every day this week and Tuesday will be a unit luncheon, and Monday I guess the the big one. But they're keeping that secret from me.
ql in ny
I thought they were paying you in yardgoods?
Happy, happy, joy, joy!!!!! Have you made up your ceremonial package of Formerly Worn Lady Going to Work Clothes, Shoes and Stockings to be handed over to the local domestic abuse shelter to equip ladies trying to re-join the workforce?
Have you cleaned your cache and returned your keys? Have you de-memorised your keycodes, telephone access numbers, passwords and the number to the custodian?
ARE? YOU? READY??????
did Jesus eat Tofu?
Moonbootica, Jog On!
He might have, but that didn't make the final cut.
anyone notice that LFoD never shows up when Simels is around?
with that thought, later all! {{mwah}}
and is Tofu used in Christian S&M spanking?
Jesus invented chutney. little known fact.
Okay, that xtian spanking thing is just parody. right?
ql in ny
I hope so. *shudder* I used to make fun of xtians for being uptight about sex, but apparently their alternative approaches are even more disturbing than puritanism.
-
You cannot get milk from a bean.
Corner time: An alternative form of punishment where a wife is required to stand facing a corner, often with her bottom on display, before, during, or after a spanking
WTF? All right, I've had it. These are people who presumably pretend they are moral and upstanding, yet they use Christianity to justify a sexual deviation? ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!
Okay, that xtian spanking thing is just parody. right?
Sadly, no.
Alright then, I mist have missed the original link. I know someone who just *has* to be made aware of this stuff.
[quacks, rubs feathers with bill, waddles off, dragging 4-foot corkscrew penis behind him]
FYT.
All this Christian BDSM stuff reminds me of this gem of a man.
Oh, gosh.
I forgot about that twit.
There is. The rule is that no religion is free from criticism.
How about you take your sanctimonious, self-righteous bullshit and shove it right up your ass.
Hand-Spanking: 1. A spanking given with the hand. 2. A light but stinging series of slaps administered to the palms of a wife’s hands when she fails to keep them out of the way during a spanking.
Loving Domestic Discipline (LDD): A form of domestic discipline popularized by the LDD Blog and featuring true domestic discipline relationships between loving couples. Though some use LDD and CDD interchangeably, there are several differences, most notably that the couple may or may not be legally wed (or planning to wed) to practice.
Tofu is Jesus.
Dude.
I'm onto you.
Do tell. I am a spiritualist. I believe that religion is a way to communicate with God. All religions are valid,even the weird ones, including atheism. I know I know, atheist dont believe in a higher being. But I still believe that still is a form of communication with God.
He might have, but that didn't make the final cut.
Not now John
We've gotta get on with the show.
did Jesus eat Tofu?
You don't know Miso Rarely Nobis?
Punishment Spanking: A spanking given for the purpose of correcting misbehavior.
Razor Strop: A heavy leather strap designed for the purpose of sharpening the blade of a straight razor.
Safe Spanking Zone: The areas of the buttocks it is relatively safe to spank. Begins at the crest of the buttocks and ends about midway down the thighs, avoiding the sides and genitals.
And the duck penises are *right* out.
==
So how's the weather out your way?
mena |
Rather nicer than it has been for the last couple of weeks.
It's getting hot, but the humidity went down.
smalfish,
it started here.
Corkscrew you!
Daffy? Is that you?
Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Dodge! Parry! Spin! Hah! Thrust!
anyone notice that LFoD never shows up when Simels is around?
There's not enough tiger shrimp to go around.
All religions are valid,even the weird ones, including atheism.
Rhut Roh.
And the duck penises are *right* out.
You're no fun anymore.
[quacks, rubs feathers with bill, waddles off]
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii
!!!!!
[quacks, rubs feathers with bill, waddles off, dragging 4-foot corkscrew penis behind him]
FYT.
I thought that was our little secret.
You cannot get milk from a bean.
Barndog, certified alpha hippy
I have two beans in an enclosed pouch that, when proper manipulation is used, produce "milk."
I know I know, atheist dont believe in a higher being. But I still believe that still is a form of communication with God.
Oh, man...
Jack Cafferty puts his hand to his head and makes the "L" for Loser regarding Gonzo.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/20...o-what-a-loser/
I thought that was our little secret.
Not anymore!
[/Inspector Clouseau]
Warm up: A period at the beginning of a spanking where the force of the strokes are commenced lightly, then gradually increased in severity. This is believed to decrease the pain of a spanking and prevent bruising.
Wrap-around effect: When using a long or flexible implement, the end is traveling faster than the middle of the implement, causing the end that wraps around the spankee to strike with more force than the middle.
someone put a lot of thought into this!!!
It must be. Everyone knows it'a Nation readers who are into spanking.
mena |
I'd spank Katrina.
All religions are valid,even the weird ones, including atheism.
I forgot that a religion that involves ritual cannibalism is so normal.
Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Dodge! Parry! Spin! Hah! Thrust!
You forgot the Sproing! at the end.
I think I have that mp3 file somewhere. I dl'd a shitload of Warner Bro cartoon snippets.
someone put a lot of thought into this!!!
Moonbootica, Jog On!
You have no idea.
I know I know, atheist dont believe in a higher being. But I still believe that still is a form of communication with God.
Translation: I orange wet then which never Shakespeare my came mommy.
did Jesus eat Tofu?
You don't know Miso Rarely Nobis?
SteveLG
[rolls eyes]
Jack Cafferty puts his hand to his head and makes the "L" for Loser regarding Gonzo.
Gonzo will not resign. Bush doesnt roll like that.
Wrap-around effect: When using a long or flexible implement, the end is traveling faster than the middle of the implement, causing the end that wraps around the spankee to strike with more force than the middle.
*SPROING*
someone put a lot of thought into this!!!
Moonbootica, Jog On!
You have no idea.
We'll have her tied to the spanking bench in no time at all
Bring Forth the Holy Tofu of Antioch!
I have two beans in an enclosed pouch that, when proper manipulation is used, produce "milk."
To some extent, yes.
I know that religion fucks with peoples' minds precisely because it's a "family" enterprise, but talking with these people can truly make you feel like a separate species.
ARE? YOU? READY??????
GWPDA
Sweet Jeebus, I'm getting there. I've been deleting stuff like crazy.
Where's the cache is IE. I looked under tools and settings and couldn't find it.
*SPROING*
Gomez
Does Vicki know about this?
SPILL!
Gonzo will not resign. Bush doesnt roll like that.
Bush doesn't "roll", period.
does Bush spank Laura?
though he might prefer being spanked by Condi
"The interesting thing here (as it were) is that ducks seem to be able to grow their phalluses in competition with each other, thus eliminating their need to receive about 90% of email spam."
Did someone say duck blogging??
Well, i see HaloSux is being pissy again. I'll show you, HaloFuckers.
Does Vicki know about this?
SPILL!
Virginia
She'd kick my ass if I tried that.
"We'll keep the sea lanes open," Cheney said from the hangar deck of the USS John C. Stennis as it steamed about 150 miles from the Iranian coast. | tigris
You know, you have to give criminal arch-warmongers their due; they really do take their craft seriously, and honor tradition like all elite organizations.
And if one casus belli has served the cause of the White Imperialist's Burden more than another, it is a pretextual act of war at sea.
From the Maine to the Lusitania to the USS Maddox and the USS Turner Joy in the Gulf of Tonkin, there's no more classic way to scam one's nation into a shootin' war than an ambiguous incident at sea.
It's the political and military equivalent of a squid firing off a pre-emptive cloud of toxic ink before striking.
This may just be another feint, a homage to tradition. They may envision an entirely different casus belli in the plans* I'm confident they've long since made.
*"Plans" requires the caveat that I think there's a case to be made that the maladministration doesn't plan much at all-- certainly doesn't plan well. I believe that they are given over to a willingness to sow chaos and react to the moment, trusting in Amerikan might (force) to carry the day. But above and beyond that, I find the Unitard™'s expressed belief that he rules in accordance with The Creator of the Universe, with whom he has an ongoing personal dialogue, and relationship, salient here. I truly believe that the Unitard™ presses forward relentlessly in the hope or expectation that his buddy God will vindicate him in the end.
He's like a spooked horse fitted with the Blinders of God, galloping with all his might to the edge of the abyss, and dragging along supporters and allies in varying degrees of reluctance.
And trailing along behind like a plague, a seething cloud of wingnuts, trolls, and threadlice feeding off the droppings and thinking it ambrosia.
I always wondered how atheism could be a religion.
I follow no one, no doctrine and no false gods. How do I fit into the religion category?
Sit Spot: The sensitive lower area of a woman’s buttocks located just above and at the area where her cheeks meet her upper thighs.
Soaping: A dangerous alternative punishment where a wife’s mouth is washed with soap. Not recommended.
I forgot that a religion that involves ritual cannibalism is so normal.
Heh.
from this week's New Yorker.
103F, 8% humidity.
Gonna drop to 69F tonight. And I may now say, with the modesty of one who has earned it, that with the exception of about 2/3rds of the pool, my entire back and side yards are for the most part, now shaded - by trees, by walls, by ramada.... Taken rather a lot of work to do this. My APS bill told the story tho - $50 less than it was for the exact same period last year, when the temperature was exactly the same range. Hopa!
Remember the Maine!
Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Dodge! Parry! Spin! Hah! Thrust!
masculine_monica_nyc
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The hearings for a successor to Gonzo is the worst nightmare of Karl Rove.
So Gonzo will not resign.
I know I know, atheist dont believe in a higher being. But I still believe that still is a form of communication with God.
A particular belief system is not relevant to the facts. If you dont believe in gravity, that would be irrelevant. If God exist, it would not matter that atheist dont belive it. Atheist put God in the corner.
speaking of ducks, where has Molly Ivors been today?
"We'll keep the sea lanes open," Cheney said from the hangar deck of the USS John C. Stennis as it steamed about 150 miles from the Iranian coast.
Of course, when ships are sunk and oil rises to $150/barrel, that'll be an even better thing!
LFoD, vulgar libertarian tosser who knows as much about compassion as he does religion
So scientology is a "valid" religion? Whatever valid is supposed to mean in the conyext of spirituality.
How about Deepak Chopra's nonsense? Christian Identity?
Those are valid?
I always wondered how atheism could be a religion.
Atheism is not a religion. It's a belief. Not the same thing.
red wine rulez
am drinking a glass now, Chilean, Isla Negra
Tescos was selling it at £3.49, couldn't resist, brought 2
Moonbootica, Jog On!
Moonboo, it's so like you to wine!*
*
their alternative approaches are even more disturbing than puritanism.
Makes Knoxism and Calvinism look pretty good, hunh?
Atheism is not a religion. It's a belief. Not the same thing.
It sounds like we gave Gawd a pre-school time out.
I forgot that a religion that involves ritual cannibalism is so normal.
It still is a valid communication mechanism. Think of religion as language. Some languages dont sound so good.
Atheism is just how things are.
Deal with it.
What is Deepak Chopra's nonsense? I have a close friend who worked for years at the Chopra Center. Deepah Chopra's nonsense is mostly Hinduism packaged for a Western consumer geeked out by the idolatry of real Hinduism. The beliefs without the statues.
religion of Tofu
Moyers is going to Regent University tonight.
If God exist, it would not matter that atheist dont belive it. Atheist put God in the corner.
That's a whole lotta projection for two teeny tiny lil' sentences.
I'm just too baffled to take it on right now.
It sounds like we gave Gawd a pre-school time out.
Supreme Commander Thor
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Nobody puts God in the corner.
It sounds like we gave Gawd a pre-school time out.
Supreme Commander Thor
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Litz, bamboo alarmist
Refering to this comment:
Atheist put God in the corner.
Gonzo will not resign. Bush doesnt roll like that.
Right, because no other high-level Bush official has ever resigned.
Atheist put God in the corner.
Bad god. Bad bad god. You will write "I will not pretend to be god" five million times on the blackboard.
Oh ya, you gotta wear this hat.
I follow no one, no doctrine and no false gods. How do I fit into the religion category?
smalfish |
I'm going to regret this, I just know it.
It's like this - It's a belief either way, cause neither deists nor atheists have the final word - neither can prove his position.
So it's a matter of belief and faith.
I always wondered how atheism could be a religion.
It can't.
Gotta feed the dogs.
Dog is love, peeps.
Nobody puts God in the corner.
I put his ass in a can. He stays fresher that way.
Nobody puts God in the corner.
God loves dirty dancing.
Athletic threads.
IT may not be a religion but atheism is a faith.
Uh. Mah. Gah.
From the Nation's blog:
Placing style over substance is the hallmark of a modern American political campaign. The notion that candidates win races on policy alone is consistently put to rest, especially in presidential contests. But according to TAP's Garance Franke-Ruta, Mitt Romney has taken political superficiality to the next level.
This blurb, which reads as though it was penned by airhead extraordinaire Perez Hilton, actually comes from official Romney campaign literature:
"In this media-driven age, Romney begins with a decisive advantage. First, he has sensational good looks. People magazine named him one of the 50 most beautiful people in America. Standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall, Romney has jet-black hair, graying naturally at the temples. Women -- who will play a critical role in this coming election -- have a word for him: hot."
Right, because no other high-level Bush official has ever resigned.
Rumsfeld sacrificed his job for Abu, you know...
I bid you adieu with a final cat blogging link.
Jolene is too adorable. This much adorableness should be illegal. really.
I forgot that a religion that involves ritual cannibalism is so normal.
It still is a valid communication mechanism.
When eating his buddy, the cannibal sends the message to his long time friend that he's a tasty sort of fellow.
I put his ass in a can. He stays fresher that way.
Supreme Commander Thor
I spray first with Febreze before I put God in my can.
IT may not be a religion
Tena
Only to the MAC people. PC people are atheists.
So scientology is a "valid" religion? Whatever valid is supposed to mean in the conyext of spirituality.
Yes. God communicated with L Ron Hubbard, and apparently Tom Cruise. I may not like to speak the language, but God speaks all languages. Everybody has different natures. And the people drawn to communicating with God that way are scientologist. All the religions are equal.
ql -
Tools
Internet Options
Temporary Internet Files (delete everything offered)
History (clear everything.
Modify everything available in Internet Options to eradicate your existence. Then - don't touch it.
Go into the Search Files component of My Computer and search for *.tmp files. Remove all of them you can find.
That should do it.
A person has to believe in something.
Guess what I believe?
Yes. God communicated with L Ron Hubbard, and apparently Tom Cruise. I may not like to speak the language, but God speaks all languages. Everybody has different natures. And the people drawn to communicating with God that way are scientologist. All the religions are equal.
But LFoD, Scientologists don't believe in God.
You ever read what they believe? Go to Operation Clambake: http://www.xenu.net/
"In this media-driven age, Romney begins with a decisive advantage. First, he has sensational good looks. People magazine named him one of the 50 most beautiful people in America. Standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall, Romney has jet-black hair, graying naturally at the temples. Women -- who will play a critical role in this coming election -- have a word for him: hot."
watertige
o gag.
I mean. Romney is a Greek god, but Edwards is a fag.
Guess what I believe?
Another drink?
Why do I have to have faith that there is no god?
Only to the MAC people. PC people are atheists.
Yea babybee!
Scientology was the result of something written on a napkin, bet right?
shows how to get rich, start up your own religion
Women -- who will play a critical role in this coming election -- have a word for him: hot."
I bet he's GAY.
John Edwards' Big Ideas Costly
Fuck, Associated Press is like a print organ of Fox News!
In the post-Internet-blocker era at work, I indulge my Internet jones by checking sites like KYW Newsradio or Salon. And there are always lists of news items that are essentially AP reports. There are other news services, e.g., Reuters, but AP predominates.
And in the past few weeks certain headlines just leap out at me and trigger my WTF? crap detector. This is like, what, the third infoganda bomb in a series? I didn't check the byline at the time, but I'm not surprised.
Another compromised corporate media outlet. This blows. 
IPCC clear the killers of Jean Charles de Menezes
HOw's everybody's blood pressure
Joementum in the Afternoon [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Sen. Joe Lieberman was on Fox Radio's Brian and the Judge show this morning and said, among other things: “When you’re dealing with war and national security, life and death, it’s just not acceptable. I worry about how people…are betting against America…that’s a dangerous thing to do.” Audio here.
The "it" that's "just not acceptable" is questioning the will of the Commander in Chief.
Women -- who will play a critical role in this coming election -- have a word for him: hot."
If that were the case, Matt, not Mitt, would be running.
I'm not going to argue about it - to me it's very self-evident and I find it amusing that atheists don't see it that way.
I basically don't care. The nice thing about being agnostic is that we don't proselytize. Atheists do.
I'm comfortable with doubt and mystery.
John Edwards' Big Ideas Costly
George Bush's Big Ideas Costly! And Deadly.
HOw's everybody's blood pressure
Why have blood pressure meters when there is god?
I'm glad you're getting the attention you so richly deserve. I know you were having second thoughts about Just Saying NO to parties.
I read "parties" as "panties"-- I'm truly going blind, especially late in the afternoon onwards. But see if it still doesn't scan in a startlingly different way!
HOw's everybody's blood pressure
doing alright
I basically don't care. The nice thing about being agnostic is that we don't proselytize. Atheists do.
Please prove that with a link.
Nobody puts God in the corner.
But if they did, you bet your ass that Burgess Meredith would be doing the towel work -
"Listen to me, God, he's killing ya out there."
Religion is just a way of communicating with Burgess Meredith's sponge and bucket, which you really believe even if you don't, and..
Oh look! Trails... man, where are the Doritos?
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Please prove that with a link.
smalfish
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"Listen to me, God, he's killing ya out there."
"I'm farting lightning and crappin thunder"
Oh look! Trails... man, where are the Doritos?
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Fielding Mellish
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I'm not going to argue about it - to me it's very self-evident and I find it amusing that atheists don't see it that way.
I basically don't care. The nice thing about being agnostic is that we don't proselytize. Atheists do.
I'm comfortable with doubt and mystery.
Tena
Interestingly (unless it's not interesting), my comfort with ambiguity is what makes me an atheist.
I think atheism is not a form of faith, actually. Faith accepts a positive that cannot be proved. Atheism rejects a positive that cannot be proved. Pretty much opposites, from what I can tell.
I don't have a dog in this fight, either; I just see it a little differently than you.
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