HULK SMASH
bonsoir!
McCain will have fun defending the war all summer long.
all by myself, don't wanna be, all by myself, anymore.
http://www.flascience.org/wp/?p=516
Florida's "academic freedom" bill approved by the senate education committee 4:1.
by the way, i'm ashamed of my Prime Minister too you know
company at last 
okay
Professor Plum, with the candlestick, in Stunt Woman's bedroom!!!!!
Professor Plum, with the candlestick, in Stunt Woman's bedroom!!!!!
Stunt Woman
meow 
Notice how these people are presented as terrorists or insurgents. No, they are just Iraqis who would like the US to stop fucking up their country, and stealing their one and only resource. Fuck Cheney And his lust for oil. I really don’t think he would mind if every Iraqi is killed.
Professor Plum, with the Hitachi Magic Wand, in Stunt Woman's bedroom!!!!!
Stunt Woman
Fixed your porno.
FL is run by idiots. you cannot establish a religion!!! WTF is so hard ot understand!
NBC Nightly News is reporting multiple CT scans may prevent lung cancer
The U.S. military was looking into the report but couldn't confirm it Wednesday evening.
You don't what target you hit and who was there? Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
I really don’t think he would mind if every Iraqi is killed.
sally
nah, he needs a few of them to clean the toilets.
I really don’t think he would mind if every Iraqi is killed.
Who cares?
dead threaded
the O's would not have a winning record in AAA.
euphronius Night School!
I know. I've been an Orioles fan longer than you've been alive. It's sad to see what this team's turned into under the shoddy leadership of owner Peter Angelos. He doesn't care if they win or lose, just that they turn a profit.
Of course, it's tough to compete in the same division as the Yankees and Red Sox. However, the O's are in serious danger of being worse than Tampa Bay this year, and the Rays have never NOT finished last.
the people we are killing in iraq are doctors, teachers, carpenters, salespeople, mothers, nurses, scientists. good stuff.
But I thought the Shia were our friends and the pipples we came to liberate from the tyranny or normalcy and introduce to the sweet massacre of freedom.
by the way, i'm ashamed of my Prime Minister too you know
Shut up and sing.
I meant: come to Philly.
All the dead were ipso facto bad guys.
Spidercat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r...uffonmycat.com/
I really don’t think he would mind if every Iraqi is killed.
genocide is messy ...
Who did McCain say the U.S. is financing, is supporting militarily? And who is winning, again?
Extra surge!
Coming right up!!
what a complete fuckup
by the way, i'm ashamed of my Prime Minister too you know
plum p,better democrats please
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Well... let's not get into an argument about who has more to be ashamed about than who.
There are enough tugs-of-war around here as it is.
the Rays finished 4th in 2003 or 2004. i cant remeber. in fron of Toronto iirc.
Why do I see the Battle for Basra resulting in a 75 cents-per-gallon hike in fuel prices by mid-day tomorrow?
All the dead were ipso facto bad guys.
NTodd, Master Lesbian
They only scored 3 out of 10 on the Continuum of Civilianality.
/Alan Dershowitz
I really don’t think he would mind if every Iraqi is killed.
They're getting in the way of the oil.
http://www.flascience.org/wp/?p=516
Florida's "academic freedom" bill approved by the senate education committee 4:1.
Stunt Woman
Well, fuck.
Good news is it's just the batshit crazy committee. It has a long way to go to become law.
But sponsor Sen. Ronda Storms is truly insane. I mean, certifiable.
Spidercat!
That's just like our cat Marv - he climbs trees like that.
NBC Nightly News is reporting the Basra operation's success or failure is dependent on iraqi security forces and the success of their mission will determine whether america stays or goes.
Maybe we do have a monarchy. Obama is related to Bush and Cheney.
Sinfonian has mail.
That's just like our cat Marv - he climbs trees like that.
Tlazolteotl
trees are easier. That cat climbs on stucco!
So the Iraqi will decide whether we stay or go. Thanks for undermining our sovereignty, jack.
the Rays finished 4th in 2003 or 2004. i cant remeber. in fron of Toronto iirc.
euphronius Night School!
Nope. Just looked it up to be sure.
I was at the Rays' first-ever game, and I've followed them with what I can describe only as morbid curiosity. They've finished last all ten seasons they've been in existence.
the people we are killing in iraq are doctors, teachers, carpenters, salespeople, mothers, nurses, scientists. good stuff.
euphronius Night School!
So?
They're getting in the way of the oil.
pie
That's MY oil.
- Dick the C
(Don't worry; I'm not breaking up, nor do I have halitosis.)
deadthreaded:
make her something with alot of parsley Sinfonion. It neutralizes odors.
A good delicious one is duxelle. Chop up equal amounts of crimini/portobello mushrooms, shallots, and parsley really finely. Put it in a skillet and cook all the liquid out. Let it cool, then stuff a chicken breast with it.
The parsley neutralizes the odors, the chicken seems upscale, and it's all good for that night.
HICA!
I mean...
PICKLE!
.
trees are easier. That cat climbs on stucco!
Maybe, but I bet he doesn't climb back down again.
http://www.baseball-reference.co....com/teams/TBD/
4th in 2004.
Maybe we do have a monarchy. Obama is related to Bush and Cheney.
Snow (D-SC)
watching John Adams on HBO, i could not help but think the Founding Fathers wouldn't have bothered if they had know W Bush was the future of the USA...
(Don't worry; I'm not breaking up, nor do I have halitosis.)
Molly Ivors
Florida's "academic freedom" bill approved by the senate education committee 4:1.
Stunt Woman
Anything the far right proposes with the word, “Freedom” or “Patriot” in it, should be voted down immediately.
Deadthreaded:
the cardinals are garbage. the O's would not have a winning record in AAA.
The Cardinal organization has forgotten more about baseball than the Phillie org has ever known.
The Phillies have lost more games than any other team in MLB. Talk about lewwwsers. heh.
The Orioles have named Lee MacPhail pres of baseball operations. Stay tuned, chump
“I don’t want a school system that teaches kids that what they’re learning at home is wrong.”
WTF? That asshat could only be a Wangian.
So, I know what shape next week's cookies will be.
.
There ain't no bombing like american bombing cuz american bombing don't stop
ill take bets. Cards and Os both last place in their divisions this year.
Sinfonian has mail.
Molly Ivors, Faux Jihadi
Why, yes. Yes, I do.
Will reply presently.
The commercial, which will premiere tomorrow, features several digs at CNN's anti-immigrant crusader Lou Dobbs
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By day a meek, mild mannered reporter for a cable news network.
By night, All American crime fighting superhero "Crusader Rabid"!
Watch him battle the whole state of Texas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C...h? v=C3hHQvkUhJo
If there was any doubt that Deadeye Dick is utterly in thrall to the Forces of Darkness-- and there wasn't-- it would've been dispelled by the naked obscenity of his new universal response: So?
It just crackles with nihilistic cynicism.
Control Basra control the access to the gulf. Good thinking Gertrude & Percival.
ill take bets. Cards and Os both last place in their divisions this year.
Ten spot on both, dumb ass.
billy b will you be at eschacon?
Time to Double Surge.
billy b will you be at eschacon?/i>
Yes I will.
heh...heh...heh...
Wasn't there a number in this post? 60 or something? What does that number stand for?
NBC Nightly News is reporting the Basra operation's success or failure is dependent on iraqi security forces and the success of their mission will determine whether america stays or goes.
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They fail, we stay to defend them. So what, exactly, is their incentive to succeed?
we will handshake then then.
how many people going to Eschacon?
Molly has mail.
“I don’t want a school system that teaches kids that what they’re learning at home is wrong.”
What, like insulin is kinda important for managing diabetes - at least, has a better track record than prayer?
Euph, I'll add another ten that the Foolies have a losing season.
Bring 'em to the bar and we'll get through them!
Snow (D-SC)
In there? With all the lizards and gore? Look around for a big Samoan lawyer. He'll protect you.
plum p,
About 125, though not everyone is going to everything.
An audio with the director of the latest Iraq War film "Stop Loss:"
http://www.pri.org/Listen/pri-ar.../stop-
loss.html
4th in 2004.
euphronius Night School!
Fuck. I looked on MLB.com and must have skipped that year on their drop down menu. I stand corrected.
No need to shake, boy, I'm good for it.
You in?
Euph, I'll add another ten that the Foolies have a losing season.
billy b | Homepage | 03.26.08 - 7:10 pm | #
yikes im not that dumb. they have no pitching other than myers and hamels.
FL is run by idiots. you cannot establish a religion!!! WTF is so hard ot understand!
UR mistake is in thinking they have brains to use to comprehend things.
It's 7pm, and it's not dark yet!
"Charade," starring Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant. Better than "To Catch a Thief," starring Grace Kelly and Cary Grant?
No need to shake, boy, I'm good for it.
You in?
billy b | Homepage | 03.26.08 - 7:11 pm | #
ayup. o's last. $10.
Cards last. $10.
so two separate bets. they arent linked.
About 125, though not everyone is going to everything.
U shoulda had alcohol at everything.
About 125, though not everyone is going to everything.
Molly Ivors
i can't go, but did contribute to the travel fund.
We need Daniel Day Lewis to go to the Iraqis and say they better cooperate, or we'll drink their milkshake.
fuck i forgot the Pirates. oh well.
By all means, let's conduct random airstrikes at "suspected" insurgent/militia/Al Qaida/Iranian stooges/Saudi stooges/Hajii positions.
Kill all the brownskinned rabble, let Allah sort it out.
Teacher, mah daddy says that the North lost the Civil Wah-er and Florida ain't part of the Unahtid Stites and that the Jews and the Mormons and the queers and the Buddhists run the world and that every daddy kisses his daughter like that and that the gummint is lisnin to us on the potty and they're comin' to git us and turn off that goddamn music I can't hear the football game and...
So, I know what shape next week's cookies will be.
Baseballs? Home plate?
4th in 2004.
euphronius Night School!
Fuck. I looked on MLB.com and must have skipped that year on their drop down menu. I stand corrected.
sinf - 4th to the foolies is like winning the World Series for any other team.
Most years, the Foolies wouldn't break 500 if they played in the Class-A Carolina League where the Blue Rocks play.
I really don’t think he would mind if every Iraqi is killed.
So?
About 125, though not everyone is going to everything.
That's a lot of people and a lot of work to organize, I'm guessing.
billy b i am one of the phillies biggest critics. you comments no phase me.
Baseball smaeshball.
it is clear Dart hCheney is a Sith Lord. the big mystery is who his apprentice is.
And I always fantasized about him giving the Tommy Udo treatment to Charles Krauthammer...
http://news.aol.com/
entertainmen...326171309990033
billy b i am one of the phillies biggest critics. you comments no phase me.
Those ain't comments, boy. They're facts.
Cal Ripken was overrated, though not as much as that hack Brooks Robinson. What a klutz.
Poll: McCain's Age Problem
A new poll from the NBC and the Wall Street Journal finds that voters have problems voting for a candidate of McCain's age, apparently far more than object to supporting either an African American or female candidate. MSNBC's Norah O'Donnell previewed the poll earlier today (the full results will be announced later tonight):
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
20...le_n_93569.html
How many children died today in Iraq?
im not even a phillies fan really. i just like some of the players on this particular team and they are on me teebee every day in the summer.
Now i am an Eagles fan. they are almost as pathetic though.
Homosexual Activist: Baseballs? Home plate?
Nope. The info is embargoed until Friday @ 00:01 EDT.
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One thing which will carry Obama through any adversity: He oozes confidence while defending himself.
How many children died today in Iraq?
Too damn many.
That's a lot of people and a lot of work to organize, I'm guessing.
I am getting, shall we say, punchy.
Oh, and I'm writing a conference paper in the middle of all this.
Nope. The info is embargoed until Friday @ 00:01 EDT.
Dang. I'll probably be sleeping then.
from bruce schneier's blog:
The U.S. has a new cyber-security czar, Rod A. Beckstrom, who has no cyber-security experience.
sinf - 4th to the foolies is like winning the World Series for any other team.
Most years, the Foolies wouldn't break 500 if they played in the Class-A Carolina League where the Blue Rocks play.
billy b
Well, we were talking about the Rays Formerly Known As Devil, actually.
And fuck you, trif.
One thing which will carry Obama through any adversity: He oozes confidence while defending himself.
Hanging in the Virgin Islands in the midst of all the yammering about Wright did show a certain savoir faire...
The Os are doing the right things though. they are on the road to recovery.
The U.S. has a new cyber-security czar, Rod A. Beckstrom, who has no cyber-security experience.
Heckuva job, Becky!
Lemme guess, the Devil Rays dropped the Devil part because fundigelical asstards demanded it, right?
the Devil Rays have a damn good team. they have a shot at 500. Bj Upton is gonna be a PLAYER damn he is good.
Lemme guess, the Devil Rays dropped the Devil part because fundigelical asstards demanded it, right?
The Dark Lord Cheney | 03.26.08 - 7:21 pm | #
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yes.
Who knew that the U.S. was more ageist than racist or misogynist?
the Devil Rays have a damn good team. they have a shot at 500.
huh?
Who knew that the U.S. was more ageist than racist or misogynist?
Bobby St. Chomsky
i'm surprised too.
Saw that, plum p. Thanks so much!
I sort of accidentally undercharged for a lot of things (I didn't want to charge more than I had to, and paypal takes a cut of every payment), so things are a bit closer to the bone than is strictly comfortable for me.
The U.S. has a new cyber-security czar, Rod A. Beckstrom, who has no cyber-security experience.
Peter the Great didn't have much cyber security experience either...
Lemme guess, the Devil Rays dropped the Devil part because fundigelical asstards demanded it, right?
The Dark Lord Cheney
Well, they aren't using that explanation, but ... yes (as euph said).
Oh, and I'm writing a conference paper in the middle of all this.
Wow -- good luck. Hope you're of the type of person who can work well with too much to do.
Oh, and lest you think Florida isn't crazy enough, check out the efforts to cut back that rampant government spending here.
Of course, there isn't any rampant governmental spending, but you know ...
I thought these guys were just criminals.
Didn't some general say that today?
Well, they aren't using that explanation, but ... yes (as euph said).
Sinfonian, back from baseball
Manatees would be a better team name. They play ugly and are under water most of the time.
well the injury to Kazimir hurts.
worst mets trade ever, lol. who even remembers who he was traded for? fucking mets.
He has never said that this war would be easy. He has been the guy saying for four years that we’re getting it wrong. We need more troops.
And then he burst into flaming flames!
Wow -- good luck. Hope you're of the type of person who can work well with too much to do.
I am excellent at Scrabble.
Although chagrined to learn that my seven-letter word, pigfart, is not actually acceptable.
The battle in Basra proves that the surge is working and we need more surge.
The battle in Basra also proves tha the surge isn't working and we need more surge.
the Devil Rays have a damn good team. they have a shot at 500.
huh?
theodoric of athens
It's true if Kazmir's okay.
They have tremendous young talent. It also hurts them to lose Rocco Baldelli, though.
worst mets trade ever, lol. who even remembers who he was traded for? fucking mets.
Víctor Zambrano. That spot won't come out.
Cal Ripken was overrated, though not as much as that hack Brooks Robinson. What a klutz.
You must be taking "sports lessons" from euph and gomez.
Well, off to dinner, fellow DFHs.
Tonight, it's soul food! I know, I'm in Oregon, but it's pretty decent stuff...
Certainly sounds like the Surge is in the last throes and that all we have left is a bunch of surge dead enders...
Or something.
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I am excellent at Scrabble.
Molly Ivors, Faux Jihadi
A leeeetle too excellent for my taste
His lying liar pantsy pants burst into flaming flames!
you are such a trash talker Billy b. i knows my baseball. i never said Brooks robinson was a klutz. Cal Ripken was not overrated. Derek Jeter is overrated.
Certainly sounds like the Surge is in the last throes and that all we have left is a bunch of surge dead enders...
Or something.
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DickHead Cheney
And when Iraqis stand up, we'll stand down.
I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base
...
and then we were balls deep in the shit - Sinbad hammering away with the M60, Chelsea working the Claymores, and Sheryl Crow singing "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" or was it "The Ballad of the Green Berets"?
one never forgets their first combat experience
You must be taking "sports lessons" from euph and gomez.
billy b
He's teasing me. I'm a lifelong Orioles fan and I named my daughter for Brooks Robinson.
wE kaN haZ Mission Accomplished?
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you are such a trash talker Billy b. i knows my baseball. i never said Brooks robinson was a klutz. Cal Ripken was not overrated. Derek Jeter is overrated.
Hmmm, I can see our EschaCon peacekeepers will have their hands full between this, BO vs. HRC, and Mac vs. PC.
Victor Zambrano had the distinciton to lead the league in hit batsman, wild pitches, and bases on balls.
Pork Chop Halliburton worships the Dark Forces and is a Sith Lord?
I think not.
He's the motherfucking devil incarnate. This week he put on the cape.
It's true if Kazmir's okay.
oh, I'm not taking issue with either assertion. it just seems to me that a "damn good team" ought to be able to do considerably better than .500.
me, I'm just looking forward to another dismal season in Cincinnati.
Hmmm, I can see our EschaCon peacekeepers will have their hands full between this, BO vs. HRC, and Mac vs. PC.
Molly Ivors, Faux Jihadi
Just wait till NTodd and I are in the same room. It'll be ugly.
oh, I'm not taking issue with either assertion. it just seems to me that a "damn good team" ought to be able to do considerably better than .500.
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not in the AL East.
Any word on US and mercenary casualties in this latest skirmish?
Evening, all.
Where are the white women at?
He's teasing me. I'm a lifelong Orioles fan and I named my daughter for Brooks Robinson.
I knew the Orioles fan part. I am too as I live about an hour north.
Grew up rooting for the Cardinals.
I'm just busting Euph's ass.
The timing is right for the Tampa Bay Rays to add "Death" to the nickname.
So, terrorist attack at LAX, now?
.
Hmmm, I can see our EschaCon peacekeepers will have their hands full between this, BO vs. HRC, and Mac vs. PC.
Molly Ivors, Faux Jihadi | Homepage | 03.26.08 - 7:31 pm | #
I didn't sign on for this sports crap!!!
not in the AL East.
euphronius Night School!
Word. If you're Baltimore or Tampa Bay and you know you have 38 games against the Yankees and Red Sox (combined), you start right out of the gate about 10-15 games under .500, which blows.
Lemme guess, the Devil Rays dropped the Devil part because fundigelical asstards demanded it, right?
The Dark Lord Cheney
It was a stupid name anyway. Nobody ever heard of the Devil Ray before Namoli came up with it. He was too cheap to buy the stingrays name. At the time I thought they should have been the Whitecaps.
you are such a trash talker Billy b.
My boy, you started this one.
I just made you put your money where your mouth is.
no i did not just say that
I'm just busting Euph's ass.
billy b
But it was trifecta who said that about Ripken and Brooks.
okay
SCORCHED EARTH!! DOAN WANT
cause it is ugly
It was a stupid name anyway. Nobody ever heard of the Devil Ray before Namoli came up with it. He was too cheap to buy the stingrays name. At the time I thought they should have been the Whitecaps.
Falstaff
Wonder if the West Michigan Whitecaps would have given it up?
That link is especially for Simels, btw
Although chagrined to learn that my seven-letter word, pigfart, is not actually acceptable.
Molly Ivors, Faux Jihadi
I feel your pain. It wouldn't let me use "pusgut" either.
dam rules ennyway....
I want a school system that does a better job of civilizing the rich.