I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
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Morning, Atrios, I hope this morning finds you well
Dammit, Firefox!
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sorry, bro....I just happened to refresh
Morning Gummo. Morning bats.
Stripe is at present chewing on my giant pile of work beside my chair. I'm trying not to take it as an editorial comment.
A.
Ted Stevens is GOING DOWN!
And now, back to your previously scheduled Dear Leader.
The Uniform With One Sleeve
I am constantly amazed that people raise their right hand to wear the uniform of America, to do what is necessary to protect us.
Bush Economy surges forward!
GDP growth of 0.6% in Q1 slowest in 5 years.....
http://tinyurl.com/2bnj65
This must be great news for Republicans.
Ted Stevens used a series of tubes to raise his house up. They got clogged up with the FBI though.
How sad a life it must be to live to troll someone's blog. Jeebus, what a winner you must be.
You look all Dukakis-y in that helmet, Droopy!
SO, I don't get a personal "morning" from the Vowel Girl, eh?
I am constantly amazed that people raise their right hand to wear the uniform of America, to do what is necessary to protect us.
Holden Caulfield
"Because Lord knows Ah ran away at the first opportunity heh heh heh."
Well, Philly IS as violent as Baghdad, or so the wingnuts tell me.
I really hate that argument, by the way. "People die of gunshot wounds in Detroit all the time!" So it's okay, then, that places we claim ownership of are violent shitholes also. GAH.
A.
Throw him on the grill!
Lieberman on deck!
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Morning, Athenae.
We have a new critter in our house -- a new kitty named Cleo, approx. 1 1/2 years old.
Miss Jezebel went to that great litter box in the sky 2 weeks ago, sigh.
Yup, can't get into my email this morning.
Good morning, Holden. How are the ponies today, you frilly fluffit?
A.
Ack!
You know, I tell people that one of the startling aspects of my presidency has been that one of my really best friends as President was the Prime Minister of Japan, Prime Minister Koizumi. I find it interesting -- he was such a good friend, remember we went down to Elvis's place. In Memphis.
yo, hadn't realized things had gotten so hot in philly. watch out for those ied's, atrios...
Instant water: just add water.
Crystal Light "Lemonade Flavor" is also unreal, and only 5 calories per 8-ounce glass.
Is that Watertiger's Work Atrios?
Gack. Bush really believes everyone in the world is as stupid as he is, so he talks to everyone like they're learning disabled 5 year olds.
I'm consumed by the spirit of Dear Leader this morning, Athenae.
What Liberty Has Got
Liberty has got the capacity to transform troubled regions into peaceful regions. It has got the capacity to help enemies become allies.
Aw, Gummo, I'm sorry about Miss J. Glad to hear you have some new love, though.
Pets. It's a racket, I tell you. They come into your house, get you to love them, and then get sick.
A.
Bush no speak other way.
You know, I tell people that one of the startling aspects of my presidency has been that one of my really best friends as President was the Prime Minister of Japan, Prime Minister Koizumi.
Oh, yeah? Ask him where he was when Pearl Harbor was bombed.
"I think it's important we don't lose our will," he said. "To pull out would be a disaster."
If there were any justice in this world, Johnny would come marching home and Leiberman would get blasted into a twisted clump of carbon.
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Pets. It's a racket, I tell you. They come into your house, get you to love them, and then get sick.
A.
Athenae
The smart folks are the ones who own parrots. Most parrots will outlive you.
When The Chaos Were To Spill Out
I don't want it to be said, when the chaos were to spill out, and the nuclear arms race may occur in the Middle East, that people will look back and say, what happened to them in the year 2007?
"I think it's important we don't lose our will," he said. "To pull out would be a disaster."
This is also how babies are made.
Lieberman is quite resolute looking while he supports the funeral industry.
I'm consumed by the spirit of Dear Leader this morning, Athenae.
What Liberty Has Got
Liberty has got the capacity to transform troubled regions into peaceful regions. It has got the capacity to help enemies become allies.
Holden Caulfield | Homepage | 05.31.07 - 9:34 am | #
Praise Jeebus!
I love me some faith-based foreign policy. I wonder if those new Russian ICBMs run on the holy spirit rather than rocket fuel?
"I think it's important we don't lose our will," he said. "To pull out would be a disaster."
Then how can you be pro-life, huh?
"I think it's important we don't lose our will," he said. "To pull out would be a disaster."
Dammit, if only Poppy had lost his will....
The smart folks are the ones who own parrots. Most parrots will outlive you.
Gummo
And then you leave them in your will to people you hate!
Parrots have a long-lived "guano" problem.
Is What You Do
In other words, if you want the American people to do better, you cut the taxes, is what you do.
And then you leave them in your will to people you hate!
attaturk
A large land turtle will also work.
I am constantly amazed that people raise their right hand to wear the uniform of America, to do what is necessary to protect us.
Much easier to get the fashionable armband on that way.
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And then you leave them in your will to people you hate!
after you spend your last years teaching them to say "Heya fuckface"
The smart folks are the ones who own parrots. Most parrots will outlive you.
Parrots scare me. I don't like knowing my pets are smarter than me.
Fish could be good. They don't really give a fuck about you so long as you feed 'em, so there's less chance of an emotional attachment ...
A.
NYT OpEd full of wanky goodness today
Holden, what was that quote you had up at First Draft about cutting taxes because we can spend our money better than the govt can?
'ello Mister Polly Parrot!
Bush needs "remedial human" classes.
OK, last one. But it's a loooong one.
Three Years Quicker
You might remember, a while ago, I said we're going to cut the deficit in half over a period of time. Well, we did so quicker than anticipated -- three years quicker. And now we've submitted a new budget that shows how you can balance the budget by keeping taxes low, within five years. And here's the logic, and here's the reason behind such a philosophy: Low taxes encourages economic growth. Economic growth, it turns out causes there to be more tax revenues coming into the treasury.
Bush needs "remedial human" classes.
plantsman, plant geek | Homepage | 05.31.07 - 9:38 am | #
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yup, lol.
Fish could be good. They don't really give a fuck about you so long as you feed 'em, so there's less chance of an emotional attachment ...
A.
Athenae
We tried snakes, but they take a fair amount of care for little to no emotional return.
Also, feeding them live rodents was just icky.
Bush needs a lead pill
It has got the capacity to help enemies become allies.
So your assertion that Shia and Sunni enemies like Iran's Ayatollahs and Afghanistan's Taliban are now allies against us is because they all have liberty, or they are afraid of liberty, or the enemies to allies magical transformation can occur with or without liberty? What are you trying to say here exactly you faux-good-ol'-boy?
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trifecta
Mmmm.. Hershey's dark goo of chemicals.
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Gummo:
If you believe in cutting taxes, it means you trust you to spend your money better than the government can.
You trust you, don't you?
And then you leave them in your will to people you hate!
attaturk
Honorary trust for the benefit of the cats!
Sheesh ... I don't even get credit where it's due. 
If you believe in cutting taxes, it means you trust you to spend your money better than the government can.
He's right you know --
let's everyone on this blog pool our money & build an interstate highway!
Fish could be good. They don't really give a fuck about you so long as you feed 'em, so there's less chance of an emotional attachment ...
A.
Athenae
Every 3 months or so one of my fish is offed by my filter.
Hershey's and Nestle are planning ahead for the shortage of Ivory Coast coccoa mass.
Praise Jeebus!
I love me some faith-based foreign policy.
Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated "I am the president!" He also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of "our country's destiny."
http://www.dallasnews.com/
shared...n1.4370227.html
Git R Done.
"In Ohio, the law states that it is illegal to get a fish drunk."
let's everyone on this blog pool our money & build an interstate highway!
Gummo
Let's all chip in for new football uniforms for the local high school. Oh, and a new Joint Strike Fighter or two!
If you believe in cutting taxes, it means you trust you to spend your money better than the government can.
Right, because there's no such thing as economies of scale, right?
An isolated consumer is an ass-raped consumer, just the way the parasite class likes it.
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BTW, there was a lovely documentary on PBS a couple of nights ago called The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill. I didn't expect to get into it as much as I did, but it was quite compelling.
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Brownback for God!
Low taxes encourages economic growth. Economic growth, it turns out causes there to be more tax revenues coming into the treasury.
Put this in all caps and I'd believe it is a Merkin Patriot post.
Bush needs a lead pill
FireFox®
Yep. You just can't ration with him.
Oh, I know there's a big debate about how to deal with these folks. I will just tell you my view. You can't ration with them.
You trust you, don't you?
Not really. I'll just buy beer. But this guy will throw it away on useless wars, so at least the folks at Yuengling will be happier if I spend my money.
let's everyone on this blog pool our money & build an interstate highway!
Gummo
One with really high tolls.
Lieberman is desperately trying to look like a man but manages to look like a fine Beef Wellington.
I once saw a package of Nabisco cookies with "Rich Brown Coating" brightly emblazoned on it. It did not move me to want to try them.
There are at least 2 colonies of wild parrots living in Brooklyn.
One colony has set up housekeeping in the giant arch at the main entrance to Green-Wood Cemetery.
Every 3 months or so one of my fish is offed by my filter.
attaturk
I always assumed Atta had a pet rock.
Y'know Atrios if Joe wasn't invited to your deck he's a trespasser...if you want to y'know enforce your property rights.
600 days to go ... till Jan. 20, 2009.
And counting ...
one of the startling aspects of my presidency has been that one of my really best friends as President was the Prime Minister of Japan, Prime Minister Koizumi.
"Ah called him 'little yeller feller.' Heh, heh. Heh heh heh."
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Ya know, porn spam trolls are one thing, but shady pharmaceutical spam trolls are just boring.
one of the startling aspects of my presidency has been that one of my really best friends as President was the Prime Minister of Japan, Prime Minister Koizumi.
"Ah called him 'little yeller feller.' Heh, heh. Heh heh heh."
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Fielding Mellish
I bet the translators were working overtime that day.
BTW, there was a lovely documentary on PBS a couple of nights ago called The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill. I didn't expect to get into it as much as I did, but it was quite compelling.
War On War Off
wowo: ever heard about these guys...
http://www.brooklynparrots.com/
Every 3 months or so one of my fish is offed by my filter.
See if one of the older ones keeps whispering escape plans to the victims just before.
Atta should photoshop the Resevoir Dogs around flak jacket Joe.
Hi Atrios,
Be glad to bring over my powerwasher and clean the mold off your deck!
If you believe in cutting taxes, it means you trust you to spend your money better than the government can.
maybe you're right, i bet i can spend the Military's budget better than they can!!!!
I keep forgetting pulling out is not manly.
And it would lead people not to fear Green Lantern's might. Even though we seem to be up against an enemy which has mastered the use of the color yellow. And our Green Lanterns ran out of power a long time ago.
There are at least 2 colonies of wild parrots living in Brooklyn.
One colony has set up housekeeping in the giant arch at the main entrance to Green-Wood Cemetery.
Gummo | Homepage | 05.31.07 - 9:42 am | #
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I know im a nerd, but I find things like this endlessly fascinating
Crap, must do some work.
Peace batses
And it would lead people not to fear Green Lantern's might. Even though we seem to be up against an enemy which has mastered the use of the color yellow. And our Green Lanterns ran out of power a long time ago.
Rmj, Pants Czar, Vox Threaduli
I don't want to say this is a nerdy blog, but I'd bet at least 90% of the guys reading this -- maybe the women too -- knew exactly what you were talking about.
I saw a cardinal and a blue jay on the same walk the other day!
Lieberman is desperately trying to look like a man but manages to look like a fine Beef Wellington.
Sue
A fine Beef Ellington?
Parrots are very decisive in their attachments (or lack of same) with people.
So per Wiki, this morning, I noticed...
Fred Thompson married his much-younger, Hollywood, trophy-wife-with-the-plastic-boobies in, what's this...
http://www.loveandjustice.org/
a church that's the same denomination as Barak Hussein Obama's?
A hippie-dippy, peace and love, we loves us some QUEERS church? where they might've blessed a few QUEER UNIONS, perhaps, if we looked into it?
But it would be wrong for us to point that out real early and often, wouldn't it?
I know im a nerd, but I find things like this endlessly fascinating
Euphronius, Usually Wrong
It IS fascinating.
That they're smart enough to have worked out ways to survive the winter each year is amazing.
I don't want to say this is a nerdy blog, but I'd bet at least 90% of the guys reading this -- maybe the women too -- knew exactly what you were talking about.
Gummo
I have long ago lost all sense of shame.
Which practically makes me a politician.
If you believe in cutting taxes, it means you trust you to spend your money better than the government can.
decoded for those who are new: "If you believe in cutting taxes, it means you dont want your money going to help certain types of people"
So how does the KATO institute fit into all of this?
Carefully scripted theater.
Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated "I am the president!" He also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of "our country's destiny."
http://www.dallasnews.com/ shared...n1.4370227.html
linda
Under the 25th Amendment, the President may now be removed.
And it won't even take impeachment, since he'll have to declare himself not able.
Oh well.
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As a queer citizen, I find even parody homophobia tiresome.
That they're smart enough to have worked out ways to survive the winter each year is amazing.
Gummo | Homepage | 05.31.07 - 9:46 am | #
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how long till they are a new species?
wowo: ever heard about these guys...
Kewl! We have wild parrots in Austin as well.
Lieberman is desperately trying to look like a man but manages to look like a fine Beef Wellington.
Sue
I have known Beef Wellington. Beef Wellington was once a favorite dish of mine.
You, Senator, are no Beef Wellington.
how long till they are a new species?
Euphronius, Usually Wrong
When they start teaching their chicks how to say "Fuckin' A!" you'll know the Brooklyn Parrot has come into its own.
I can't believe the NY Times wrote an article about the descendants of IoMega Zip Drives.
"Click of Death" biatches!
Next up on I LOVE THE 90s!
I saw a cardinal and a blue jay on the same walk the other day!
Euphronius
Ah, interleague play.
Under the 25th Amendment, the President may now be removed.
And it won't even take impeachment, since he'll have to declare himself not able.
Oh well.
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Grand Moff Texan
Three words: Purity Of Essence.
Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated "I am the president!"
So he's a gorilla, not a chimp?
"Beef tenderloin, or eye fillet (New Zealand and Australia), is cut from the middle of a cow. As with all quadrupeds, the tenderloin refers to the Psoas major muscle along the central spine portion, which more or less hangs between the shoulder blade and hip socket. This muscle tissue does very little work, so it is the most tender part of the cow. The tenderloin can either be cut for roasts or for steaks."
Leiberman just hangs there and does little work--just like a Beef Wellington.
I saw a cardinal and a blue jay on the same walk the other day!
Euphronius
Ah, interleague play.
Jay C. | 05.31.07 - 9:49 am | #
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If gray water is starting to gain public acceptance, the Greywater Guerrillas are staying well ahead of the mainstream.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/3...ml?
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I'm sure this point has been made before, but it would be nice if the media stopped referring to all the VIP trips to Iraq as "unannounced visits", as though they were somehow spontaneous or otherwise special. The reason they are unannounced is, of course, because the security situation in Baghdad is so hopeless that an "announced" visit would seriously jeopardize the safety of the VIP in question. ALL visits to Iraq are unannounced, and that should be understood as further evidence of the our failure in the war after four years of trying.
Lyndon Johnson didn't have to make unannounced visits to Saigon. And look how well that turned out.
This is obviously worse.
here in CT, the power company is killing monk parakeets:
Stop Killing Monk Parrakeets
fucking townie-CT residents are clueless - no wonder they elect Lieberman!
"I am the president!"
I thought he was the Commander Guy?
Leiberman just hangs there and does little work--just like a Beef Wellington.
I'm convinced. Holy Joe: the Beef of Wellington.
Sadly, the Beef was unable to locate Lindsey's rug merchant, but he was able to pick up a pair of dashing new shades.
Atrios has moved upstairs again.
sigh.
I'm sure this point has been made before, but it would be nice if the media stopped referring to all the VIP trips to Iraq as "unannounced visits", as though they were somehow spontaneous or otherwise special. The reason they are unannounced is, of course, because the security situation in Baghdad is so hopeless that an "announced" visit would seriously jeopardize the safety of the VIP in question. ALL visits to Iraq are unannounced, and that should be understood as further evidence of the our failure in the war after four years of trying.
I noticed this yesterday. An "unnannounced" trip to New York, London, Paris, Berlin? Who cares?
But only an idiotically suicidal public official makes an "announced" trip to Baghdad. As I said yesterday, you KNOW it was "announced" to the troops, so the VIP could have sufficient bodyguards acting as human shields for his ignorant ass.
Should o' stuck him in the market place and told everybody else: "Back to base! Last one in is a rotten egg!"
Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated "I am the president!" He also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of "our country's destiny."
"I can hear the cuckoos singing in the cuckooberry tree.."
"Well, I'm Joe, I wear a helmet and suggest that you agree.."
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"Sadly, the Beef was unable to locate Lindsey's rug merchant, but he was able to pick up a pair of dashing new shades.
"He looks terrified--musta pissed all over himself and ran back to his airplane. No time for shopping here"
"In response to their questions about leaving Iraq, Lieberman said it would be a 'victory for al-Qaida and a victory for Iran.'"
Lieberman thinks we're at war with Iran now? Some enterprising journalist should ask him why we need to defeat Iran. And how does he expect us to accomplish this new mission, especially seeing as how we have no troops in Iran? Perhaps he thinks we should just nuke Tehran from orbit?
That picture is TFF!!!!!!
Someone get Soros out there to hose him off the deck like the raccoon crap that he is.
I know it's boastful, but we have a couple of families of pileated woodpeckers on our place.
I think it's because of all the weak stands of Virginia pine.
Nedrenaline!
How many helicopters overhead and snipers on roofs were required so that McCainie boy could around Philly?
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