HULK SMASH!!!
First!
Boo!
Which one?
$th!
No fair. I am first.
True, so true.
I second that prediction.
BREAKING: HELIO BANGING HIS DANCE PARTNER.
I think Fred's the front asshole runner.
Geez....going waaaaay out onna limb there d00d.....
Now, will that asshole be elected president?
they are all a bunch of decrepit wankers
Being first on a thread you create is misuse of the keys.
huck a loogie bee
They're all nuts
I love how none of them suggest the way to save money is to spend less on wars.
Eliminate the IRS!!!
Bold prediction.
I had sushi w/ the mignon and danced w/the witches. Did I miss anything?
Huckabee wants to get ride of the IRS.
And replace it with the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes.
Being first on a thread you create is misuse of the keys.
Gomez
I believe its cause for censure. Maybe even impeachment.
45 minutes of immigrant and gov't bashing. I thought it would be bad but this far exceeds my expectations.
Is CNN en Espańol showing this?
I hope so.
It's the fucking asshole-bigot-athon.
I love how none of them suggest the way to save money is to spend less on wars.
Arkenor - Elite Chatterer
Or on no-bid government contracts.
I think the reason the Republicans don't believe in evolution is apparent on the stage tonight.
They are devolving at a rapid pace.
Most people are more afraid of an audit versus a mugging?
Studies? Polls? Republican Rapid Rationalization?
this debate is suprisingly entertaining though i did spit up just a little
Hah. Am from Alabamah and ahm a peckerwooood.
I had sushi w/ the mignon and danced w/the witches. Did I miss anything?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Dunno. But it sounds like the rest of us missed a good party.
We allowed Hitler to come to power?
Not a very civil audience
McCain boo'd for comparing "bring 'em home" to WWII!
Being first on a thread you create is misuse of the keys.
I had my reasons.
They were high and noble.
I'll save you, Nell!!!
That's why you're a college perfesser.
Seriously, though, I can't take too much joy even in Rudy Can't Fail! going down (though I'm not sure he will, after all, IOKIYAR), cause who is it going to help? Romney? Thompson? Huckabee?
They all suck trolls d*ck.
Show of hands: Who has their thumb up their ass?
How can anyone clap closing the Department of Education. I'm no expert on US bureaucracy, but doesn't it do something along the lines of educating?
Oooh, McCain gets booed for invoking Hitler!
what does WW2 have to do with the current Iraq war?
Most people are more afraid of an audit versus a mugging?
How can you tell the difference?
Even the audience is wacky.
They were high and noble.
They were bacon and whiskey, lout.
Being first on a thread you create is misuse of the keys.
I had my reasons.
I were high.......
Thers
Flagellated yer theologian.
I have a response to Molly Ivors' post about Rudy at my blog.
I had my reasons.
They were high and noble.
Thers
Oh.
Wow, it's Grover Norquist, the cunt-troll shitfuck of the Republican party.
Got to love how CNN has opened this up to the public.
Wait- Grover gets on?
Romney sounded super nasty about immigrant children. Big contrast to Giuliani, who made a stab at appearing humane. Big win for Mitt, big mistake for Rudy.
Oh Fuck..Grober--drown gov in the tub -Norquist
Shoot me
New thread, therefore must re-whore the new installment in The Continuing Adventures of Rudy & Judi.
Part V available NOW!
They are booing McCain's warmongering... fascinating...
I love every one of you, but if you think that I am going to listen to the Repukes, you are deluded fucking hippies.
Most people are more afraid of an audit versus a mugging?
How can you tell the difference?
A mugging is one-sided.
I'm no expert on US bureaucracy, but doesn't it do something along the lines of educating?
Republicans are anti-education. An informed people are an uncontrollable people. The GOP really is the party representing the willfully stupid.
Grover Norquist comes on with a question--no demand--that none of the candidates will not raise taxes.
No tax increases. Yeah. That's patriotic.
I hate these people.
They were high and noble.
They were bacon and whiskey, lout.
Shall I explain?
There actually IS an explanation.
I'm a curious furrnier, hence watching this debate heh
"They are booing McCain's warmongering... fascinating..."
Read Grover's lips
How can anyone clap closing the Department of Education. I'm no expert on US bureaucracy, but doesn't it do something along the lines of educating?
Repukes have been trying to close it down since it was first created. Education should be left to the states.
With NCLB as Exhibit A, they might have a point.
Annapolis: Oslo for slow learners
Oh Hecate, you need to listen. This is the sound of GOP losing Arizona and Nevada for a generation - they are so thru with the Latin voters.
This guy sounds like Napoleon Dynamite.
New thread, therefore must re-whore the new installment in The Continuing Adventures of Rudy & Judi.
I'll click your link if you click mine.
I don't know how you guys can watch the GOP debate. I'd rather jab knitting needles in both eyes.
Audience is half Ron Paul supporters booing Mccain's war posture.
Dood. Iowa.
I have a response to Molly Ivors' post about Rudy at my blog.
I'll pass on the fan mail.
With NCLB as Exhibit A, they might have a point.
flory
NCLB was designed to destroy public education. It's a refinement of how Bush destroyed education in Texas.
No tax increases. Yeah. That's patriotic.
I hate these people.
Shaw Kenawe
Remind me not to call the firehouse when Norquist's house is on fire. After all, he has a bathtub full of water he can use to put it out.
i just cannot look at these Republican wankers without thinking of what i've learned from here in the case of Oven Mitt and dogshit
That's the first time I can recall ever having my comments deleteed at this blog.
I think you're a wretched cocksucker, Andy.
"Most people are more afraid of an audit versus a mugging?"
a mugger will just take my wallet. the fucking irs will take what they like.
How can you tell the difference?
A mugging is one-sided.
Can you bring your lawyer to a mugging?
Huckabee: elminate the IRS and Homeland Security
[yay!!]
Question: national sales tax doods?
McCain: that's stupid and Huckabee is a moron
Cooper: solution
McCain: give me dictatorial powers
Paul: hisss
I love every one of you, but if you think that I am going to listen to the Repukes, you are deluded fucking hippies.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
Seriously. And why bother when you can get it so much better from CoT?
A mugging is one-sided.
Snow
Has anyone ever gotten a reach-around from the IRS?
Hurrah for farm subsidies! Boo to education!
Oh Hecate, you need to listen. This is the sound of GOP losing Arizona and Nevada for a generation - they are so thru with the Latin voters.
karelian
Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, Colorado....big parts of Texas.
They just keep digging the hole deeper and deeper.
"They were high and noble.
Thers | Homepage"
Launching a balloon?
Ooooh here it is!
RUDY NAILED.
Here it is! The trips question.
This is the sound of GOP losing Arizona and Nevada for a generation - they are so thru with the Latin voters.
From your keyboard to the Goddess' monitor.
I'll click your link if you click mine.
The Kenosha Kid
NO FLIRTING.
Can you bring your lawyer to a mugging?
Thers
Ur lawyer was already there......
McCain: you would have appeased Hitler you genocidal maniac
Paul: i want to save their lives
McCain: well they want to be in a desert getting injured and killed you hate filled bad man
Paul: active duty soldiers love me
McCain: you hate america you jew- hating nazi
Paul: fuck off dickhead
Grover (Bathtub American) pledge to worship me!!
Panel: we all pledge to love you and cut taxes more more more
Fred and McCain: we won't pledge to that fat moron
Paul: cut spending doods
Hunter: maybe i will get lucky and there will be a war
That's the first time I can recall ever having my comments deleteed at this blog.
Shame it doesn't happen more often.
they are trying to alienate as many groups as they can!
Question: food subsidies for agribusiness?
Rudy: no what if we run out of food!!
Cooper: did you steal security money?
Rudy: liberals and blacks threatened my life
Cooper: great
Rudy! defends having security follow him during his assignations!
Answer: 9/11
Oooh, Guillianni gets knifed.
Rudy, 'I had 24 hour security for threats you don't know about. I had nothing to do with the handling of those records.'
Anderson, 'OK.'
Oh to puke for
Ah, got to suck corny Iowan cock for the primaries.
And Rudy's bullshitting about Europe: the issue is industrial agriculture, whereby farmers are essentially compelled to grow shitty corn on ever more land and sell at ever lower prices.
Michael Pollan, people.
Oh, and he was threatened while on his Hamptons jaunts? Yeah, Donna Hanover would have cut his cock off had she stumbled on it.
That's the first time I can recall ever having my comments deleteed at this blog.
what makes you think we care?
fuck off
Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, Colorado....big parts of Texas.
They just keep digging the hole deeper and deeper.
Terry C - Democratic Bitch
And there's plenty of Messicans come up to Iowa to slice and dice pigs and cows for the omnivores. Some may actually know folks who can legally vote.
So Rudy's going with "I did nothing wrong". That'll work.
Can we waterboard Ashcroft?
Whew! Everything's OK! I was worried there for a minute that Rudy had done something improper.
Kaus is asking to be accused of blowing goats again.
Can you bring your lawyer to a mugging?
For an appropriate hourly rate. We prefer the term "settlement."
Moonbootica, I'm sure if you close your eyes and just listen, you will be able to imagine that you're in the Coliseum in ancient Rome, watching the opening act-- a pack of chained, rabid hyenas trying to howl each other to death.
You just know the moment these guys get into office they will create a new department dedicated to bringing back cars with fins, madras shorts and mono radio.
Shit, too late. Madras shorts seem to be available.
Jesus Christ, Britney Spears is pregnant AGAIN?!
Rudy, 'I had 24 hour security for threats you don't know about.
Your other mistresses?
I had nothing to do with the handling of those records.'
'That was Bernie's job.'
Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, Colorado....big parts of Texas.
They just keep digging the hole deeper and deeper.
Terry C - Democratic Bitch
And there's plenty of Messicans come up to Iowa to slice and dice pigs and cows for the omnivores. Some may actually know folks who can legally vote.
Roadmaster, Upheavalist
Yeah, isn't that great.
and eu protections on ag are different than us ag subsidies.
I think you're a wretched cocksucker, Andy.
I actually *do* have consensual oral sex, Tobes, you know -- nobody loves you or ever will, so feel free to suck on that.
And I don't have the keys to Haloscan.
Back into killfile with you!
Hamptons Rudy said the billing was handled properly.
If Judy screams too loud do they break down the door?
Wait a minute. We're talking about Rudy.
Never mind.
Bleached or stained?
Somebody fill me in - did Rudy's $34K in "security detail" that he skimmed off the top for his Southampton trysts with the Graspy First Lady of the Hamptons come up in the debates?
Moonbootica, I'm sure if you close your eyes and just listen, you will be able to imagine that you're in the Coliseum in ancient Rome, watching the opening act-- a pack of chained, rabid hyenas trying to howl each other to death.
131 Visitors Online | 11.28.07 - 8:54 pm | #
indeed
in fact i was just watching Julius Cesar (1953).
Jesus Christ, Britney Spears is pregnant AGAIN?!
watertiger
Better her than me.
"Has anyone ever gotten a reach-around from the IRS?"
oh yeah.
i'd rather be mugged.
Can you bring your lawyer to a mugging?
For an appropriate hourly rate. We prefer the term "settlement."
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
See? Tol' you ur lawyer was already there!
Jesus Christ, Britney Spears is pregnant AGAIN?!
watertiger
I'm betting she doesn't even know who the father of this one is.
ah, i see it has.
Rudy has mistresses, Fred as fake tits
And I don't have the keys to Haloscan.
Oops. Back to your dreams of burning dogs, Toby.
But what American?
Duncan Hunter, 'Buy only American for Christmas.'
Jesus Christ, Britney Spears is pregnant AGAIN?!
With Rudy Giuliani's love child!
Tancredo: a walking endorsement for a retroactive ban on Italian immigration.
off topic, as usual, but skippy walked the wga picket line at warners yesterday, where the horror writers held and exorcism to cast the demons out of the producers' heads. also, chuckie and michael myers on strike, too! lots of pix.
Jesus Christ, Britney Spears is pregnant AGAIN?!
watertiger
Better her than me.
Shaw Kenawe
Maybe W is the father.
Since she insists that we have to TRUST Chimpy no matter what.
I hope China isn't watching this question...
Hunter: Lady, that poison toy your child has been sucking on is YOUR fault. Don't come crying to me.
Nice.
Watching this debate, I hereby predict that the winner of the GOP nomination will be a total asshole.
No one could have anticipated that.
Duncan Hunter, 'Buy only American for Christmas.'
Like what?
China is cheating. They are taking advantage of Merkins wanting to buy cheap stuff.
Most people are more afraid of an audit versus a mugging?
How can you tell the difference?
Only one demands a receipt.
Fred Thompson picking his nose.
Duncan Hunter, 'Buy only American for Christmas.'
Define "American"
Jesus Christ, Britney Spears is pregnant AGAIN?!
She should move to a farm and live a serene life. If she understood reality.
Fred gives Rudy a pass ... happy VP pops!
Hecate -- well, Rudy seems to have illegally used tax money to set up his love nest for adultery & even some Republicans are wondering if this didn't cross some kind of line (since it was with a woman, even if Rudy was cross dressing at the time -- or something) -- anyway, there's that
AND Tweety doesn't like the Clintons (but you knew that)
AND Moonbootica is not Gordon Brown's biggest fan, but we would trade any of the Republican candidates for Gordo in a heartbeat
I predict that the Republican nominee is going to be some old rich white man (probably not on his first marriage)
Mitt- I flipped, I flopped, so who hasn't?
"Jesus Christ, Britney Spears is pregnant AGAIN?!"
Oops, she did it again?
Watching this debate, I hereby predict that the winner of the GOP nomination will be a total asshole.
What are you -- fucking Kreskin?
Jesus Christ, Britney Spears is pregnant AGAIN?!
From what I understand, yes.
You just know the moment these guys get into office they will create a new department dedicated to bringing back cars with fins, madras shorts and mono radio.
Shit, too late. Madras shorts seem to be available.
EkCenTriK
Screw the madras shorts - I'll take rotary telephones, though.
And lamps with multi-tiered lampshades. Wait, I have those things.
But what we'll never get again from the '50s is a sane Republican who was highly suspicious of the military-industrial complex.
this seems like the watered down "Laugh In" version of the other You Tube debate.
sockittomesockittomesockittome.
I hope China isn't watching this question...
Arkenor - Elite Chatterer | Homepage | 11.28.07 - 8:57 pm
You should have seen the vice premier going after EU's Peter Mandelson for saying similar things.
Jesus Christ, Britney Spears is pregnant AGAIN?!
from Pop Star to Spawner
watertiger,
Episode V now available!
so Rudy is admitting that he was using the security detail to go out to Southampton?
FYI:
The word "racist" now means Real Americans Committed to Integrity, Sovereignty and Truth.
Please make a note of it.
Question: chinese lead toys!
Tancredo: china is for cheap labor not bad products
Hunter: they are amassing weapons and this christmas we should buy american guns to support our returning disabled veterans with post traumatic stress
Cooper: what up with your fetus oriented ad?
Thompson: mitt used to be an abortionist
Mitt: i was young and wrong when i aborted ted kennedy's and mary jo's baby
Cooper: you got an award for that
Mitt: true but Huckabee raised taxes
Cooper: that is worse
Huckabee: when a Republican hits you in the rear it's better not to look back
Tancredo: a walking endorsement for a retroactive ban on Italian immigration.
pseudonymous in nc
I have a lot of friends of Italian descent who hate Tancredo AND JulieAnnie.
Huckabee, 'When they're kickin you in the rear it's just provin you're out front.'
Well, it's going to be fun when Anderson Cooper has to moderate a question on teh ghey.
What are you -- fucking Kreskin?
Gracious no. I'd be afraid of getting stains in his turban.
I can't believe I've lived this long to see this many assholes running for the highest office in this land.
Sigh.
Jesus Christ, Britney Spears is pregnant AGAIN?!
watertiger
Better her than me.
This is why I love Shaw. And, better B. than me. I've been pregnant and I've been not pregnant. I'll take not pregnant.
so Rudy is admitting that he was using the security detail to go out to Southampton?
He was being threatened by powerful threatening threatmakers.
Does Rudy prefer diamonds or pearls?
But what we'll never get again from the '50s is a sane Republican who was highly suspicious of the military-industrial complex.
Roadmaster, Upheavalist
I'm not sure we'll ever see a Democrat like that again.
Well, it's going to be fun when Anderson Cooper has to moderate a question on teh ghey.
pseudonymous in nc | 11.28.07 - 9:00 pm
You think they'll even ask one on that?
Well, I'm watching "Criminal Minds" from 9 to 10, but I think I'll get drunk and watch the debate rerun at midnight.
It's starting to sound like Batshit Insane Heaven!!!
Is Britney Spears pregnant again?
I don't know if that Spears child is more to be pitied or censured, but speaking of Kreskin-- I see Britney heading for single-parent Duggar territory.
In ten years she'll be surrounded by as many kids, weigh close to 400 pounds, and she'll warsh herself with a rag on a stick.
I'm not sure we'll ever see a Democrat like that again.
flory | 11.28.07 - 9:00 pm | #
Hah!
sockittomesockittomesockittome.
I love you and I don't even know if you have a flower power flower painted on your cheek.
Does Britney have any guesses on paternity? (it wasn't me!)
I've been pregnant and I've been not pregnant. I'll take not pregnant.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Me, too, but the latter only because of the former.
i iz drinking Oyster Bay, a rather nice New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc
I heard she's carrying Bill Orally's child.
Repost:
Question: what part of Ĺmerica do you hate the most
Fred: heh heh that's a Target Rich Environment
Cooper: which ones
Fred: Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid
Cooper: wow you want to get rid of them
Fred: no the federal government would guarantee your gambling on african gold mines
Paul: fuck you John McCain DC may have made you a senile chipmunk but i didn't change me
Cooper: so you have always been crazy?
Paul: yes i voted Most Likely to Run for President a Demented Loon
I have a lot of friends of Italian descent who hate Tancredo AND JulieAnnie.
Oh, fer sure. He just makes me want to write a note to the Tancredo mob^H^H^Hcampaign under a Cherokee name, saying 'fuck off back to your own country.'
I'm not sure what's responsible for producing these second-gen Irish and Italian ladder-pulling fucks, and I don't reallywant to blame it on their parish priests.
Say, Ass Hole, you get blow jobs and you think that's appropriate to talk about here?
That's a scuzzy thing to do. I think Mary deserves better.
Well, it's going to be fun when Anderson Cooper has to moderate a question on teh ghey.
pseudonymous in nc
You think they'll even ask one on that?
Tom - 大肚腩
He could ask Mittwit one on Angels in America.
Okay, gonna watch the cop show.
Back during the commercials...
The word "racist" now means Real Americans Committed to Integrity, Sovereignty and Truth.
Good Lord, that's amazing, Phila...
Did I really only get one click from my last blogwhore?
It's starting to sound like Batshit Insane Heaven!!!
Like this?
I have neither the time nor legal background to verify this allegation...
-
How long is this debate going to be? I'm not sure if my nerves can take much more.
That's a scuzzy thing to do. I think Mary deserves better.
But falsely accusing him of deleting your comment is cool?
It's hard work seeing anybody getting the nomination but Romney.
Not impossible, but hard.
-
Isn't Britney the same twit who wiped fried chicken grease all over a Zach Posen dress?
Rudi needs to do some fact checking. Massachusetts doesn't have a govenor's mansion.
Lifetime member of the NRA!
The Thug videos really make Hillary seem great.
Why oh why is that even funny
a mugger will just take my wallet. the fucking irs will take what they like.
jdw
Under Junior, that compassionate tac-cutting conservative, the IRS has become a drooling, screaming, leining, levying, siezing Creature from the Treasury lagoon.
Gotta pay fer I wreck somehow, I guess...
KEITH! HE USES "MERKIN"!!!!
Did I really only get one click from my last blogwhore?
The Kenosha Kid
That's one more than I usually get!
Did I really only get one click from my last blogwhore?
The Kenosha Kid
Bad timing. If we go click on ur link, we might miss some of CoTs liveblog......
Lifetime member of the NRA!
Cougarhutch
So is Michael Moore.
Nothing wrong with a noisy dog that a can of lighter fluid and a lit match can't fix.?Toby Petzold 10.03.05 - 8:51 pm | #
Oh pooh. Keith is done.
Did he say "and use them effectively" ?
Back during the commercials...
steve simels |
Wait! steve! I saw the Dylan movie today!
Talk to me, baby.
Comment by Toby Petzold | Homepage blocked. [unkill][show comment]
Ahhhhh.
You think they'll even ask one on that?
Expressing appropriate scorn for teh ghey is a necessary stepping stone in a GOP debate. Even if the moderator is in the glass closet.
(I wish they'd had a black guy with bling and an Uzi asking about gun control. Getting the classic pale weedy NRA member is too fucking easy.)
I'd like to beat the shit out of these Youtube questioners.
The weirdos who sent in these videos need to be deported to Uzbekistan.
Real men don't discuss their sex lives with their wives in a public forum.
KEITH! HE USES "MERKIN"!!!!
watertiger
Could Keith be MERKIN?!?!?
She should move to a farm and live a serene life....
Her "motorcycle accident" period is coming any day now...
BTW -- "racist" is inadequate to describe the (un)official Republican position -- it is "white supremacist"
Britney did it again, huh? Will this one be taken away from her, too?
Be safe with guns. Dont shoot your partner in the face.
GOP theme song...
Dennis Leary - I'm an Asshole (Uncensored)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MNzZzsvOClc
OK, as much fun as this has been, I have to get a case ready for tomorrow.
I'll read the thread in the morning, so keep the comments up.
Or, go visit our blog and discover what Army Strong really means.
The Kenosha Kid
Bad timing. If we go click on ur link, we might miss some of CoTs liveblog......
flory | 11.28.07 - 9:04 pm | ''
What flory said.
It's fast and furious in here, I'll do you later!
Rudy likes to aggressively get mistresses
The Great Orange Satan is salivating with the thought that Rudy is done for having the taxpayers pay for his trysts.
Naaahhhh....
If it had been a Democrat, he or she would be boiled alive in Crisco, but as it's America's Mayor, and a Republican, why, they'll let him have a pass.
It's not a double standard, it's a quintuple or octuple standard. Rich people mostly get to do what they want. Rich Republicans absolutely get to do what they want. Poor Republicans get to do a lot of stuff. Poor to moderately rich Democrats can't spit on the sidewalk without drawing the death penalty.
And that's the way it is.
I'd like to beat the shit out of these Youtube questioners.
brill
Have you seen the comments at youtube?
Atrios' trolls are charming and witty in comparison.
KEITH! HE USES "MERKIN"!!!!
watertiger
Tell me! When? How? I was watching the Repukes!
I've been pregnant and I've been not pregnant. I'll take not pregnant.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Twice was enough for me.
Ah, the TiVo has rescued me by devoting both tuners to network programming.
I would like to be an informed, thoughtful voter, but Gossip Girl just started, so bye bye Republican debate.
Have you seen the comments at youtube?
Atrios' trolls are charming and witty in comparison.
JR, kerosene and a match
I'm convinced that youtube is where all the haters from the Yahoo boards went.
...I'll do you later!
whiskey girl
Erm........
exams is hard. I is not smart. I want gun, not be smart.
Could Keith be MERKIN?!?!?
I've wondered...
Twice was enough for me.
Terry C
Didn't learn the first time? 
I'm convinced that youtube is where all the haters from the Yahoo boards went.
Terry C
Are you familiar with the phrase "Eternal September"?
I don't know if that Spears child is more to be pitied or censured, but speaking of Kreskin-- I see Britney heading for single-parent Duggar territory.
In ten years she'll be surrounded by as many kids, weigh close to 400 pounds, and she'll warsh herself with a rag on a stick.
141 Visitors Online | 11.28.07 - 9:02 pm |
She may pop the kids out, but I don't think she'll have full custody of any them.
I'm not sure what's responsible for producing these second-gen Irish and Italian ladder-pulling fucks, and I don't reallywant to blame it on their parish priests.
More than second generation. It's part of what makes Staten Island a giant mound of shit.
The other part is that SI is, literally, a giant mound of shit.
"Could Keith be MERKIN?!?!?
I've wondered..."
We need to see some of the notes he uses on screen. If they are all CAPS!...
Has the snowman made an appearance yet?
Real men don't discuss their sex lives with their wives in a public forum.
Toby Petzold
Hey, if you're so offended, you can leave anytime you want.
If it had been a Democrat, he or she would be boiled alive in Crisco, but as it's America's Mayor, and a Republican, why, they'll let him have a pass.
I explain why Rudy is dunzo on my blog.
I was just catching up on my christian add-on themes for firefox.
A fish as an arrow? Brilliant!
Tell me! When? How? I was watching the Repukes!
He and Joel McHale were contemplating whether she went to the Hustler store wearing a wig or a merkin.
The Great Orange Satan is salivating with the thought that Rudy is done for having the taxpayers pay for his trysts.
I'd think the ties to a known terrorist would sink his campaign, I mean my God if they can dog Obama because his name sounds similar to Osama .. but I forget that in IOKIYAR land, it takes three GOP sins to make up for every one from a Democrat ....
Favorite gun?
Oh Christ. What a fucking question.
More than second generation. It's part of what makes Staten Island a giant mound of shit.
The other part is that SI is, literally, a giant mound of shit.
Thers
Don't get me started on that place.
The air smells like garbage.
guns - penis metaphor
That democratic talking snowman is looking pretty intelligent right now.
Mitt? Glock?
Raise your dick if you own a gun
Such sweetness.... Rudy just defended regulating gun ownership... wow, he's in full meltdown mode and facing hardcore booing frenzy.
Malking is gonna get all screechy and hissy - Rudy defending immigrant children and talking up testing gun owners.
BREAKING: HELIO BANGING HIS DANCE PARTNER.
Good for him. She's dee-lish.
There are black men on here!
He and Joel McHale were contemplating whether she went to the Hustler store wearing a wig or a merkin.
Ooooh, must DVR the midnight show...
Did you need to have Dog the Bounty hunter on your trail to make a video for this event?
Someone less lazy could compare post times with live Keith times to see - figgering windage for Haloscan's weirdo clock.
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"That democratic talking snowman is looking pretty intelligent right now."
Yep.
I am waiting for someone to ask them if they Dip.
Raise your dick if you own a gun
scout prime
Or drive a hummer.
Mitt: Wow a black person with 2 parents
Question: do you like guns or should i shoot you
Hunter: guns are like footballs they are a tradition of America and should always be handed off just like there were in bunker hill and fallujah
Question: Rudy why should anyway have to be qualified to or a fucking machine gun you socialist?
Rudy: dood you forget i ruled over a city with a lot of black people and criminals and crazy new yorkers
[booooo!!!!]
Rudy: no audience you are forgetting the Parker decision!
[ huh ??? ]
'get more moms and dads'?
Massachusetts doesn't have a govenor's mansion.
Romney lives in the leafier section of Belmont. Shaw & I frequently call his estate, and ask if he has Prince Albert in a can...
but I forget that in IOKIYAR land, it takes three GOP sins to make up for every one from a Democrat ....
Southern Beale
Has to be more than three or Chimpy would never have been re-elected.
Uh, yeah, I got a kweschun fer the candidates. What kinda gun did Jesus use and did he render it unto Caesar or unto God?
jobs for tomorrow - servants, cleaners, burger flippers
Giuliani was the early GOP likely favorite, but he's not going to survive his sleazy history. Huckabee is going to be the one, because Willard Romney won't be able to survive the Mormon thing.
Remember the only people who are still republicans are Jesus-crazed, gun-loving xenophobes.
Toby, you don't know anything about being a real man.
mitt: Bill Cosby - said it like it is
I heart C of T.
The other part is that SI is, literally, a giant mound of shit.
Thers
It's a lovely home u live in there. Have you considered moving West?
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Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, Colorado....big parts of Texas.
They just keep digging the hole deeper and deeper.
Terry C - Democratic Bitch
Don't leave out California.
*gag* a question on how atlanta is like fallujah. *gag*
Mitt says that the cause of black on black crime is the failure of inner city schools.
Then give them funding asshole!
Y'know, I hope the GOP candidate is a gun-toting, brown-person-fearing nutjob.
Mitt: Wow a black person with 2 parents
scout prime
No.
He didn't!
Real men don't discuss their sex lives with their wives in a public forum.
I thought he was talking about Ntodd...
Romney lives in the leafier section of Belmont. Shaw & I frequently call his estate, and ask if he has Prince Albert in a can...
bill buckner
Shhhh. His people may be reading this.
"I didn't have a (mobbed-up) police commissioner..."
so next topic - abortion
Raise your dick if you own a gun
Too bad Liddy Dole didn't run this time.
Terry...a paraphrase
GOP theme song...
Dennis Leary - I'm an Asshole (Uncensored)
That's *my* themesong.
Rudy: maybe the really white states could have looser rules
Fred Thompson: he met with president clinton that's evil!!!
[woo-hoo!]
Fred: but the case he cites is from Washington DC which has a bunch of liberals and blacks
Rudy: that's my point there are too many blacks there
Wow! What should the murderess who has an abortion be charged with?
Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, Colorado....big parts of Texas.
They just keep digging the hole deeper and deeper.
Terry C - Democratic Bitch
Eh? Are we a threat again?
.
Y'know, I hope the GOP candidate is a gun-toting, brown-person-fearing nutjob.
geor3ge
Who wants to keep uppity wimmen and gays in their place.
Because, you know, according to Pat Buchanan, white America is killing itself by not keeping their women pregnant.
Real men don't discuss their sex lives with their wives in a public forum.
Toby Petzold
Not that you'd know anything about that, Hoss.
Question: how many guns do you own for example are they machine guns and what are their names
Fred: damm right
McCain: i don't need a gun i killed a man with my bare hands for a bowl of rice
Cooper: who was that?
McCain: Montgomery Clift
Rudy: Judy won't let me
Don't leave out California.
Lumpenprolitariot
Pete Wilson already lost CA for them. On the same damn issue.
They don't learn so gud......
Y'know, I hope the GOP candidate is a gun-toting, brown-person-fearing nutjob.
I think that goes without saying.
Have the Rondroids started whining yet that their candidate is being unfairly marginalized by the political machine?
Insane Manchurian woman! Death penalty for women who abort!
journey??? JOURNEY??? Did some parent have a love of big noses back in the 80s?
Hey, what happened to the first 20 minutes of this thread?
"Hamptons Rudy"? Hmm.
Does anyone have a guess as to what Duncan Hunter was referring to when he said this concerning the 2nd Amendment?
Tradition community security, home security, and national security and I think it's a tradition of the american soldier, from Bunker Hill to New Orleans to the roof tops of Falluja, the right to keep and bear arms and use them effectively is an important part of american security.....
Oh..maybe he was talking about the battle of New Orleans in the 1800's.....:|
The other part is that SI is, literally, a giant mound of shit.
Is the SI ferry terminal technically part of the island? Because I've gone round the turnstile and back again, and I'd like it not to count as setting foot on the place.
(Believe me, staring at Staten Island for the outbound ferry journey, so as to enjoy the return vista more, is painful enough.)
I guess wingnuttia went apeshit over this Stephen King interview.
*gag* a question on how atlanta is like fallujah. *gag*
At least two "a"s.
Shaw & I frequently call his estate, and ask if he has Prince Albert in a can...
bill buckner
Or if his refrigerator is running?
Me, I'm just gonna watch the Wiz play Sacramento for a while.
Not an easy time to be a sports fan in the DC area, but the Wiz are a delight to watch, win or lose. Caron Butler is wonderful... he has single-handedly redeemed Michael Jordan's Kwame Brown debacle.
ah so these old decrepit white men think they have authority over a woman's body
Terry...a paraphrase
scout prime
You never KNOW with that pack of freaks.
Question: black on black crime
Romney: bill cosby said it best pudding pops will stop crime
Cooper: what else
Romney: inner city schools suck
Rudy: jeebus i dropped crime the Black Areas by 80%
Mitt: he was wonderful but then again my police commission wasn't going around committing crimes
Cooper: what did you do?
Mitt: DNA laboratories dood
*gag* a question on how atlanta is like fallujah. *gag*
Tom - 大肚腩 | Homepage | 11.28.07 - 9:13 pm
No water?
Bad planning?
makes me kinda sick seeing these old men talking about abortion
Such sweetness.... Rudy just defended regulating gun ownership... wow,
he's in full meltdown mode and facing hardcore booing frenzy.
PLEASE let it be tonight!!!
McCain: i don't need a gun i killed a man with my bare hands for a bowl of rice
.I explain why Rudy is dunzo on my blog.
The Kenosha Kid ,
I agree totally. The MSM and the other Repuke candidates have done a very good job of sweeping all this shit under the rug until now, but once the genral campaign gets rolling, it is bound to become a story sooner or later. Rudy has to be leading all Dem contenders by at least 5-10 points in the polls now if he really stands a chance of winning the presidency, because all this stuff is going to take its toll.
Watching this debate, I hereby predict that the winner of the GOP nomination will be a total asshole.
You're not really narrowing the field any.
journey??? JOURNEY??? Did some parent have a love of big noses back in the 80s?
Tom - 大肚腩
(Raises hand defiantly)
Republicans are judgmental, frightened, stupid stupid people. And I am sick of sharing a country with them.
Jesus Christ. Save us from republicans, oh lawd.
flory! U home?
I explain why Rudy is dunzo on my blog.
The Kenosha Kid
According to your blog, Rudy is finito because of the Hamptons connection.
But people west of Pennsylvania have no idea what the Hamptoonies are.
So, no, I don't think it matters. Sorry. Would that it were otherwise.
What is gonna save Rudy is that he married the woman, and that "everyone does it". Romney is still in trouble because of his faith, and Huckabee may be in trouble if Wayne Dumond becomes a household name (which he won't, as the MSM is entirely in the tank), and Rudy may lose some points for being no enemy of gay people and once supporting choice, but my guess is that the nomination is going to Rudy or Huckabee.
Question: abortion!
Paul: women should only go to prison for a third timester abortion
Cooper: really?
Paul: no i take that back just the doctor women are too dumb to be responsible
Fred Thompson: just the doctor not the innocent girl after all having a uterus and ovaries makes you a stupid little thing not responsible for her pretty little actions
Such sweetness.... Rudy just defended regulating gun ownership... wow,
he's in full meltdown mode and facing hardcore booing frenzy.
PLEASE let it be tonight!!!
watertiger
Good. I hope it (a) sinks him and (b) finally shows up the base for the bloodthirsty xenophobes they really are.
Wow - Rudy refuses to sign abortion ban law... and hates guns... and loves immigrant kids...
Rudy, Rudy... that's the trifecta of sanity that shall doom you.
ah so these old decrepit white men think they have authority over a woman's body
Moonbootica, Heterodox
IIRC a lot of Republican women went for Clinton in 1992 because of this shit with abortion.
I have neither the time nor legal background to verify this allegation...
but it would irresponsible not to speculate.
I wonder how many women Rudy knocked up?
Wow, thug audience applauds rudy for saying federal abortion ban should be vetoed.
I think that's a safe bet.
Question: Rudy would you ban abortion if everyone else in american wanted it?
Rudy: no i wouldn't i would leave it to the states
Mitt: that would be faaaaaaaaaabulous!!!!!!!
flory! U home?
GWPDA, yclept merely irate
NO!!
I iz in teh airport. And mah plane iz delayed one whole hour. I iz not happy.
feck, I'm so glad abortion is not a major issue here in the UK when it comes to elections
despite the pro coat hanger brigade who still keep pushing it
Did I mention that I put a layer of almond paste inside the pie pastry for this apple pie?
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after all having a uterus and ovaries makes you a stupid little thing not responsible for her pretty little actions
Culture of TrÜth
I'd laugh, except that is exactly the attitude these fuckers have about women.
IIRC a lot of Republican women went for Clinton in 1992 because of this shit with abortion.
Now would be a good time to remind everyone that Ron Paul tried four times to pass a "life begins at conception" bill.
Just thought I'd mention it. Mr. 7% support is dead to me now, honest.
Republican men are such fuckheads.
Did I mention that I put a layer of almond paste inside the pie pastry for this apple pie?
I just put my mom and a baseball in mine.
Huck, just delegate those death penalty decisions!
Oh, good death penalty question.
Death penalty: What would Jesus do.
Huckabee: Kill the fuckers.
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 11.28.07 - 9:17 pm
Bravo, sir! That was a masterstroke.
whaaaa ???? Jesus was teh wrong?
NO!!
I iz in teh airport. And mah plane iz delayed one whole hour. I iz not happy.
flory
U haz cookie?
.
I wonder how many women Rudy knocked up?
pie
I hope none of the kids look like him.
Snow...LOL
Is the SI ferry terminal technically part of the island? Because I've gone round the turnstile and back again, and I'd like it not to count as setting foot on the place.
I don't know, but if you've ever flushed TP in Manhattan, you've contributed to making SI a micrometer higher above sea level.
Oh, but I kid the cesspit that spawned Susan Molinari.
Republican men are such fuckheads.
That iz BEEEEEG understatement.
whaaaa ???? Jesus was teh wrong?
focus | 11.28.07 - 9:19 pm
It's the Xtian thing to do.
If you ask me "Jesus" is a hispanic name, must have been an illegal immigrant...
Republican men are such fuckheads.
pie
Republican women are no prize.
"Jesus was too smart to run for public office"
Ron Paul tried four times to pass a "life begins at conception" bill.
Just thought I'd mention it. Mr. 7% support is dead to me now, honest.
Southern Beale
Fuck Ron Paul.
Fuck all anti-choice nuts.
Not an easy time to be a sports fan in the DC area,
Shit. I'm not a fan and it's difficult. Who knew Gibbs had a private jet? I am so in the wrong business. I'm sorry he died, but I'd never heard of him and I'm tired of a moment of silence before every fucking meeting and conference call. I'm about to start asking if we can also take a moment of silence for Mohamed, whom I've never heard of, who died in Iraq yesterday, "mere moments after the tragic Redskin death which has affected all of us, since the Skins are like family, here in DC, where we all love the Skins and this is tragic and he left a daughter and his dad said go have fun and win."
despite the pro coat hanger brigade who still keep pushing it
Moonbootica
yeah, we have those too.
They keep whining that we need an abortion law.
Why, things are working out just fine without one.
Question: who would jesus kill
Huckabee: the toughest decision i ever made was to kill a man
Cooper: no letting a rapist go free because he attack a political rival's relative?
Huck: no that was surpisingly easy
audience: but jesus!
Huck: look i would execute a fetus but only after a 1 hour trial
Cooper: what would jesus do
Huckster: he would be a democrat so probably vote for Kucinich
Oh, come on Tom.
Jesus would leap up on his dinosaur and round up his posse.
That prediction is looking pretty rash now! These guys would need to improve a lot to get to asshole level.
"Jesus was too smart to run for public office" - Hucksterbee.
I don't know, but if you've ever flushed TP in Manhattan, you've contributed to making SI a micrometer higher above sea level.
Oh, but I kid the cesspit that spawned Susan Molinari.
Thers
I hate that place.
Tancredo: Jesus would give me the right decision like he gave Gov Huckabee when he said kill the fuckers.
IIRC a lot of Republican women went for Clinton in 1992 because of this shit with abortion.
Terry C - Democratic Bitch | Homepage | 11.28.07 - 9:17 pm
That and the whole Thomas/Hill thing.
screams ...(runs for passport)
Fuck all anti-choice nuts.
Figuratively, of course. God knows we can't have them reproducing.
Joseph from Texas? Lawd help this country...
Hecate.......... now, now....
God CNN...could you have picked a bigger bunch of nutty questions/ers
the bible needs an 18 label slapped on it!
Rudy is now denying Bible as literal truth!!! HE IS TEH LIBERAL CARICATURE TONITE - PRAICE JEBUS
Did I mention that I put a layer of almond paste inside the pie pastry for this apple pie?
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GWPDA,
Yum. And then you sprinkled a few pomegranate kernels(?) over the apples??
Paul: women should only go to prison for a third timester abortion
Well played...
What Hecate just said.
I hope he's got Lord of the Rings hidden behind that bible cover.
The only one of these guys who stand a snowball's chance in hell is Rudy, and it lookin' too good for him either.
i never thought i'd say this: i miss alan keyes and steve forbes.
screams ...(runs for passport)
focus
Right behind ya
God CNN...could you have picked a bigger bunch of nutty questions/ers
scout prime
Hey, they're sane compared to the answerers.
Wait. How can Romney believe in the Bible?
He's a Mormon.
how does strapping a dog to a car roof fit into Oven Mitt's religion?
Death penalty: What would Jesus do.
Huckabee: Kill the fuckers.
His son practiced on dogs.
Certain people are just a short step up.
God CNN...could you have picked a bigger bunch of nutty questions/ers
scout prime
Sad thing is, those were probably the A-listers.
Yum. And then you sprinkled a few pomegranate kernels(?) over the apples??
whiskey girl
U got me.
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Rudy is now denying Bible as literal truth!!! HE IS TEH LIBERAL CARICATURE TONITE - PRAICE JEBUS
He's invisible now, got no secrets to coneeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaalllluh!!!!
Jesus would leap up on his dinosaur and round up his posse.
Not if Huckabee ate teh dinosaur first.
Rudy reads the bible frequently.
Mitt reads it frequently.
HAHAHAHAHA.
IIRC a lot of Republican women went for Clinton in 1992 because of this shit with abortion.
Terry C - Democratic Bitch
That and the whole Thomas/Hill thing.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
And Pat Buchanan's big mouth at the convention that year.
Romney: I believe the Bible is the Word of God.
Anderson: Every word?
Romney: uh . . . not the parts that disagree with the Book of Moron.
okay, five minutes was my limit. i'm going back to "Die Hard With a Vengeance".
Question: abortion!
Paul: women should only go to prison for a third timester abortion
Cooper: really?
Paul: no i take that back just the doctor women are too dumb to be responsible
Paul: On second thought, I don't believe in federally funded prisons, so we should let Blackwater execute them. More money saved all around. And smaller guvmint.
so what does Rudy make of the bibles anti adultery angle?
The United States should close shop in shame after this performance.
Please, let there be an question about the age of the earth.
yeah - check out this guy from Dallas.
The material with guns, and the question asking them to list the guns they own is a total giveaway or softball, allowing them to pander and pose. Hillary Clinton could never pretend to be of the gun culture.
The problem is that it lets them act like the republicans are on opposite sides of the DNC on this. There is no democrat other than perhaps Kucinich (I would have to research this) who actually favors gun control. They all pretend to be hunters.
Teh silly boys - TBogg will make fun.
G'night again. Too tired.
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U haz cookie?
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GWPDA, yclept merely irate
No cookies neither.
I iz not happy.
Wait. How can Romney believe in the Bible?
He's a Mormon.
watertiger
I got a copy of the Book of Mormon just to see how bad it could be.
It makes even less sense than the bible.
Wait. How can Romney believe in the Bible?
He's a Mormon.
watertiger | Homepage | 11.28.07 - 9:22 pm
Mormons believe in the Bible. They just add a few things here and there. Minor stuff about underwear and stuff.
I'm sorry he died, but I'd never heard of him and I'm tired of a moment of silence before every fucking meeting and conference call.
Really? You DO that?
That is fucked up. I mean, I feel for his kid, especially, and he was a great player (former Hurricane), but...
WOW that's just weird.
Rudy reads the bible frequently.
Mitt reads it frequently.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Karatist Preacher
Quick! Name your favorite Documentary Hypothesis source! Huckabee, go!
Huck sez that some things in the bible are ally-gorical.
He should know- he's got a DD.
Question: Holy Bible yes or no
Rudy: well-
Huckster: can i help he was holding a bible in case you were confused you heathen motherfucker
Rudy: it's pack of myths
Cooper: have you ever read it
Rudy: well a nun hit me with it does that count
car crash, Must Look Away
Wait. How can Romney believe in the Bible?
He's a Mormon.
Oh they read the bible. They just added a bit onto it.
flory -- these days an hour flight delay is not too bad -- how U B? (otherwise, as it were)
How can Romney believe in the Bible?
Like Muslims, Mormons believe the Bible is an important text. It's just not the final word. And oh yeah, Mormons lie about being Christian so they seem more acceptable.
Rudy: I believe in the Bible.
Mitt: I believe deeply in the Bible.
Huckster: My belief in the Bible is so deep that if you tried to fuck my belief it wouldn't feel your dick unless you were a brown person.
so what does Rudy make of the bibles anti adultery angle?
that part is open to interpretation.
Wait. How can Romney believe in the Bible?
He's a Mormon.
He believes in teh book of golden leafs left under a tree by teh keebler elves and then hidden away for teh proper time anyway jeebus came to america to see the indians and nevermind cause his hair iz plastic.
Have they shown that batshit Tancredo ad yet?
Hey, they're sane compared to the answerers.
JR, kerosene and a match | Homepage | 11.28.07 - 9:22 pm | #
I think they are giving them a run for the money.
Mitt: i love that little fucking Bible just like millions or even billions
Cooper: literally???
Mitt: i believe it's Word of God but I think He lies sometimes
Huckabee: it's written by God but it's all allegories like that part about a 10-Headed Dragon i'm pretty sure that's about Hillary Clinton
[yay!!!]
Wait. How can Romney believe in the Bible?
He's a Mormon.
They believe in the Bible. But they just also believe in the Joseph Smith sequel.
I got a copy of the Book of Mormon just to see how bad it could be.
It makes even less sense than the bible.
Terry C - Democratic Bitch
Note to Joseph Smith, if you're going to write watered-down KJV crap, at least be sure to understand Jacobean syntax first.
Minor stuff about underwear and stuff.
Tom
And Jesus coming to America, and the lost tribes, and the cities of gold, and...
Oh, Cisco. Why????
Cooper: have you ever read it
Rudy: well a nun hit me with it does that count
Perhaps this guy was one of the questioners...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20071...55RenEM70Gs0NUE
AIKEN, S.C. - A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.
The employee refused to open the account and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, Frank said.
The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said.
The federal government has never printed a million-dollar bill, Frank said.
Shit. I'm not a fan and it's difficult. Who knew Gibbs had a private jet?
Huh? Is this about the Redskins football player that got shot in the...? And then died?
Oh they read the bible. They just added a bit onto it.
well, who's Mitt gonna get behind? Jesus or Joe Smith?
Really? You DO that?
That is fucked up. I mean, I feel for his kid, especially, and he was a great player (former Hurricane), but...
WOW that's just weird.
That's nuthing- our whole campus had to do an hour of wailing and moaning over teh aggie game.
I was hoping THIS question from a New Orleans blogger would make it on.
But shit this whole thing is Nutland so I guess not
Rudy: well a nun hit me with it does that count
Zap Rowsdower
After he hit ON the nun.
screams ...(runs for passport)
focus | 11.28.07 - 9:21 pm | #
Sadly, this may be the most salient post on Eschaton for the entire day. I am under the impression that Tortuga Electric Systems will pay me about one tenth of what I currently make and will allow me to walk Seven Mile Beach at noon. It is looking like an increasingly good deal. I think that Son, DiL, and G/Son will come visit me.
I'm sorry, but I'm totally unable to get over Hecate's comment about moments of silence at law offices for Sean Taylor.
That is so... weird.
OT: A British teacher charged in Sudan with insulting religion, inciting hatred and showing contempt for religious beliefs is due to appear in court later.
Gillian Gibbons, 54, from Liverpool, will appear at a court in Khartoum and, if convicted, could face a prison sentence, a fine or 40 lashes.
She was arrested in Khartoum after allowing her class of primary school pupils to name a teddy bear Muhammad.
The UK is seeking an urgent meeting with the Sudanese ambassador in London.
Foreign Secretary David Miliband has said he will summon the Sudanese ambassador "as a matter of urgency".
In a statement, Prime Minister Gordon Brown said he was "surprised and disappointed" that the teacher had been charged following blasphemy claims.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/afric...ica/
7118245.stm
Huckster is very slick and has a much better rap than the others.
McCain seems to be having a hard time not puking at all this.
I was hoping that someone would ask Huckabee about AGW and Canada's National Igloo.
After he hit ON the nun.
Terry C - Democratic Bitchi
"He who fucks nuns will later join the church."
/Gospel according to Joe Strummer
I have the growing feeling that next year will be a good time for foreigners to get the fuck out of the US.
they found a Muslim!
I'm sorry, but I'm totally unable to get over Hecate's comment about moments of silence at law offices for Sean Taylor.
That is so... weird.
You think Giants fans are intense? iz nothing compared to Redskins mania.
They believe in the Bible. But they just also believe in the Joseph Smith sequel.
Well, of all the sacred books to come out of upstate New York, it's at least in the top ten for believability. You can't take that away from it.
Oops. A Musselman woman.
This won't be good.
I'm sorry, but I'm totally unable to get over Hecate's comment about moments of silence at law offices for Sean Taylor.
That is so... weird.
Severely retarded is more like it.
Hecate going to the Caymans? kewl.
they found a Muslim!
Moonbootica
Do they get a prize?
To quote General Patton ...
Reporter: General, I saw a Bible next to your cot -- do you read the Bible, General?
Patton: Every God damned day!
(Patton a devout high church Episcopalian who believed in reincarnation & had an affair with his niece -- pretty good general, though -- even if he punched guys who were shell shocked -- also racist, etc., etc. ...)
Rudy getting quite a few boos
well, who's Mitt gonna get behind? Jesus or Joe Smith?
Well Jesus is God. Smith is just a prophet.
Good grief.
She lived in the Middle East for a year.
I got a copy of the Book of Mormon just to see how bad it could be.
It makes even less sense than the bible.
I got one too, it reads like a Fake Bible. Like if someone got really stoned one night and decided to re-write the Bible, it would be the BoM. All the fake Hebrew names and fake "verilee unto thee I sayeth" crap. Hilarious.
flory -- these days an hour flight delay is not too bad -- how U B? (otherwise, as it were)
Prior Aelred
Yeah. Wouldn't be a big deal except it wasn't supposed to leave til 9 in the first place. 10 is just damn late to be going home.
Otherwise, I iz gud. How have u been? Are u planning on EschaCon next year?
He believes in teh book of golden leafs left under a tree by teh keebler elves and then hidden away for teh proper time anyway jeebus came to america to see the indians and nevermind cause his hair iz plastic.
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U?
Damn. You've had a conversation with some missionaries at the front door, haven't u?
I'm tired of a moment of silence before every fucking meeting and conference call.
Seriously? I can't imagine. I mean, I work in a fucking blue-collar work environment, and hardly anyone's even talking about it.
My honest initial reaction to Taylor's death was that it was sad, but thug lives tend to attract thug deaths.
Tom Boswell's column today provided some useful perspective for me.
It's traditional that the Post employs its wisest and best writers in the sports pages.
How can we repair our reputation in the middle east?
Giuliani: Remain on offense! (quote)
All the fake Hebrew names and fake "verilee unto thee I sayeth" crap. Hilarious.
Southern Beale |
it IS hilarious.
Well, of all the sacred books to come out of upstate New York, it's at least in the top ten for believability. You can't take that away from it.
I still like the part about how Keebler angels left it for him under a tree.
Seriously.
That fucking makes me laugh just to type it. God help us all.
OT: A British teacher charged in Sudan with insulting religion, inciting hatred and showing contempt for religious beliefs is due to appear in court later.
I have to admit that a part of me wants this incident to be historically recognized as the beginning of World War III.
Rudy: Well the first thing I would do to restore our image in the Muslim world, 9/11, is kill the fuckers. Stay on the offensive. 9/11.
My goodness, Rudy. How you've changed.
I guess wingnuttia went apeshit over this Stephen King interview.
HoneyBearKelly
that was a a good interview. i've never really dug his work. except Cujo.
and the The Shining, but that was the movie, and that was Jack.
it was a good interview.
the final word is Redrum.
Smith is just a prophet.
So is Gordon Hinckley.
The problem with Mormons is *everyone* is a prophet, so you can decide God revealed something to you and that's that.
That's fine, unless God "revealed" to you to kidnap and rape a 14 year old girl.
Damn. You've had a conversation with some missionaries at the front door, haven't u?
flory
My brother actually let the Mormons in one day. He was polite and cordial, but all the time he wanted to say "So, what's it like to belong to a sci-fi cult?"
omg 'winning the war in Iraq'?
does that include cholera and death squads?
Damn. You've had a conversation with some missionaries at the front door, haven't u?
No, I read Krakauer's "Under the Banner of God"
Rudy- "and gosh darn it, people like me!"
I still like the part about how Keebler angels left it for him under a tree.
But it was the most sincere tree in the orchard.
McCain = irrelevant.
I was so in Tortuga with wife three years ago. sweet. no joes from txs waving bible at Anderson Cooper.
McCain: Continue the Surge. We are winning in Iraq. The Democrats want to set a date certain which is a surrender date.
Really? You DO that?
Oh, you must come to DC some time. We are all tres distraught over this. Except for, well, me. And I'm a bitch.
We are offending the people want to offend. *lol* Thanks Ghouliani
and then McCain is saying we're winning in Iraq.
That's fine, unless God "revealed" to you to kidnap and rape a 14 year old girl.
Southern Beale
Hey, it's God talking... you don't say "no" to God.
I also like the Mormon part about getting to be king of UR own planet when U die.
The jesuits can't match THAT.
No one applauded John just then.
And I'm a bitch.
Hecate
Oh, hell no.
Romney will stick with Joe Smith. Jesus was a poor carpenters son. Joe knew where the gold was. Once. Mitt will stick with Joe.
She was arrested in Khartoum after allowing her class of primary school pupils to name a teddy bear Muhammad.
I'd simply ask the court how common the name Muhammad is. Seems to be a lot of them running around.
Question: how do you improve America's image
Rudy: fuck some muslim shit up
[yay!!!!]
Rudy: Islam is wonderful religion and so is Arabia
[zero applause]
Rudy: its a great great religion
[crickets]
Tom Boswell's column today provided some useful perspective for me.
It's traditional that the Post employs its wisest and best writers in the sports pages.
SteveLG
Sounds to me like Taylor was trying to turn his life around.
Duncan Hunter: Fuck the Muslims, I don't need their goodwill.
I still like the part about how Keebler angels left it for him under a tree.
between that and the magic hat...
They are not going to allow Paul to speak on Iraq.
heh consdering that the USA is cozying up to Sunni and Shia hardmen to control volatile provinces
they suddenly realize that working with those who live in the area is better than importing outsiders like Chalabi is not often the best way to go about it
I still like the part about how Keebler angels left it for him under a tree.
My favorite is the part about how all of his witnesses "swore" that he really did have the golden plates and translated them, except that it turns out all of these witnesses were related to him except one guy who later on recanted.
Hilarious.
Oh, you must come to DC some time. We are all tres distraught over this. Except for, well, me. And I'm a bitch.
Iz tough to be the only sane person in the room, no?
Nao U know how I feel here in Texas.
You think Giants fans are intense? iz nothing compared to Redskins mania.
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U?
Iz true. I think I'm still on the waiting list for season tickets and I haven't even lived there in 20 years.
Hey, it's God talking... you don't say "no" to God.
How may consecutive sentences did that moron from Utah just get?
Guess God didn't save him.
And I'm a bitch.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
That's not a BAD thing!
Oven Mitt 'lets not talk about torture'
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/
20071...muPPYHpLGguQE4F
SANTIAGO (Reuters) - A Chilean prostitute has auctioned 27 hours of sex to raise money for the country's largest charity during an annual fund-raising campaign.
Maria Carolina became an overnight celebrity in the conservative Roman Catholic country, making news headlines and appearing on talk shows since she made her unusual donation to the televised charity event, which runs for 27 hours starting on Friday evening.
"I've already auctioned off the 27 hours of love," Maria Carolina told Reuters on Wednesday, saying she had raised about $4,000. "One of my clients already paid. It seemed like a good deed to him."
Adult prostitution is legal in Chile. Chile's two-day Teleton fundraiser is endorsed by television stars and aims to raise funds for poor, disabled children.
Speaking about Maria Carolina's unusual donation, campaign organizer Mario Kreutzberger said he would not encourage "immoral" activities, but said he would accept her pledge.
No Rudy fan,, but it appears to me Rudy just handed poor old Mitt his ass on the illegal immigrant issue. Mitt immediately began talking fast and tried to bring up the corporation shield as a defense. What a unaccountable corporate snatch. Rudy nailed his ass.
Romney : I oppose torture > Cooper: is waterboarding torture? > Romney: Ain't tellin' ya
between that and the magic hat...
DON'T FORGET TEH MAJIK UNDERWEAR!!!
where's the fucking evidence that the detainees in Gitmo are guilty?
if they are guilty, show it.
fuck leaving them in limbo is morally wrong
Nao U know how I feel here in Texas.
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U?
My parents just drove through TX on the way to Los Alamos. They had to pull over and retch when they saw the "Proud Home of George W Bush" road sign.
Mitt, the "folks" in Guantanamo.
We love torture, yes we do!
Adult prostitution is legal in Chile.
I learn something new here every goddamn day.
I'm sorry, but I'm totally unable to get over Hecate's comment about moments of silence at law offices for Sean Taylor.
That is so... weird.
You think Giants fans are intense? iz nothing compared to Redskins mania.
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U? | Homepage | 11.28.07 - 9:28 pm |
Wonder how they acted when Taylor snapped Theismann's leg.
Rudy: liberals won't use the specific phrases i make up
McCain: Demcorats want to surrender to terrorists!!
[yay!]
McCain: i was the only to bash Rumsfeld and George Bush
[uhhhhh...]
McCain: the troops!
[yay!]
Hunter: no matter American does i will not apologize
[yay!]
I have a feeling I'm seeing this at least a minute after everyone else...
McCain: Mitt, can I waterboard you?
I still like the part about how Keebler angels left it for him under a tree.
The Angel Moroni.
"I, Moron"
Guess God didn't save him.
pie
Ot like in Texas.. if Stan tells you to kill your kids, you are obviously not criminally responsible for your actions. If God tells you to kill your kids, you are sane enough to stand trial.
what a bunch of nutters. some of these questions are sneaky and good. some of them originate from a mentality that is, um, yeah
these candidates and the Dem candidates are light years apart in these debates, but the questions are so grandiose and conceptual, less about the stuff that will be voted on in real life.
McCain just said the only non-evil thing I've heard so far...
My brother actually let the Mormons in one day. He was polite and cordial, but all the time he wanted to say "So, what's it like to belong to a sci-fi cult?"
geor3ge
I did too. I was high one day. Spent an hour trying to get them to explain why Joe didn't have the golden tablets at the end of the day.
Iz true. I think I'm still on the waiting list for season tickets and I haven't even lived there in 20 years.
People WILL their season tickets. It's almost impossible to get tickets.
Crazy, since the Redskins have been teh suxxor or such a long time.
Just more evidence that people in DC are nutters.
Rudy: its a great great religion
[crickets]
he's going down faster than Judith Nathan on an all expense paid vacation ...
Rudy has to be leading all Dem contenders by at least 5-10 points in the polls
not so
all the repukes are losing to all the dems in almost every single poll
,
Hunter? I'd forgotten about him.
Smith is just a prophet.
So is Gordon Hinckley.
Gordon Hinkley used to do morning radio in Milwaukee! WTMJ! Ask Your Neighbor!
(Stunt Woman, Diane C., Ralphie - back me up on this!)
fuck leaving them in limbo is morally wrong
Moonbootica
Like that matters to them.
I don't recall Mitt's father being the asshole that HE is.
Question: who would you torture?
Romney: why bring terrorists from Gitmo and let them go free in Des Moines with ACLU lawyers????
McCain: you must be an idiot if you don't know what waterboarding is
Romeny: well i do
McCain: well then how the fuck do you think that's appropriate for americans to to do for other people
Romney: look i'm running for president i not going say what is and isn't torture
Cooper: well who will
Romney: Cofer Black
between that and the magic hat...
Mmm...Magic Hat beer...
Is the GOP PRon over yet? I'm watching this simply incredible blues concert on PBS starring Eric Clapton.....
I also like the Mormon part about getting to be king of UR own planet when U die.
I like the part about how women can't go to heaven unless they are married and their husband is sealed in the temple and he calls them by their secret name they get when enter the temple.
So it sucks for women, like if you die before you get married no heaven for you.
iz nothing compared to Redskins mania.
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U? | Homepage | 11.28.07 - 9:28 pm |
Wonder how they acted when Taylor snapped Theismann's leg.
Mohammed Atta was a Redskins fan.
The jesuits can't match THAT.
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U?
Hell, not even the muslims can match that. They only get 72 virgins. Der Mittster gets billions and billions.
My parents just drove through TX on the way to Los Alamos. They had to pull over and retch when they saw the "Proud Home of George W Bush" road sign.
geor3ge | 11.28.07 - 9:34 pm | #
Part of teh highway between Austin and Houston has been renamed "Poppy fucking Bush Highway"
Makes me barf.
Buzz!
The Huckster will get the Republican nomination.
Mark my words.
People WILL their season tickets. It's almost impossible to get tickets.
*cough*GreenBayPackers*cough*
Sounds to me like Taylor was trying to turn his life around.
Terry C - Democratic Bitch
His life was going great, right from the beginning. Party on!
It sounds to me like he was making some real strides toward growing up, and that's strictly optional, where professional athletes are concerned.
I had no idea.
Mitt: I get my advice from sadistic Mercs, so don't tell me about how much I enjoy thinking about brown people in pain.
fuck leaving them in limbo is morally wrong
Moonbootica
Like that matters to them.
JR, kerosene and a match
Note to GOPissants: The overarching message of Jesus was not "might makes right".
Okay, this asshat has a greaseboard?
for fuck's sake
Human rights are, by definition, universal. People enjoy them by virtue simply of being human beings. That makes them different from democratic rights or political rights, which people have if they are lucky enough to be citizens of democratic polities, but not otherwise.
I just know that the two sentences I am about to type will invite showers of invective upon my little leftwing head, but here goes anyway. Human rights are a zero-sum game. Either terror suspects have them, or none of us do.
- David Osler
Gordon Hinkley used to do morning radio in Milwaukee! WTMJ! Ask Your Neighbor!
(Stunt Woman, Diane C., Ralphie - back me up on this!),
I don't remember Gordon Hinkley.
I do remember some freak who talked to himself using "Shakey" as an alternative identity.
So it sucks for women, like if you die before you get married no heaven for you.
Southern Beale
Fopr women, Mormon heaven is permanent pregnancy. Opt for hell.
I did too. I was high one day. Spent an hour trying to get them to explain why Joe didn't have the golden tablets at the end of the day.
Oh good luck with that. It's a cult mind-set, they've been indoctrinated from day one not to listen to anyone about that.
My in-laws are Mormon, unfortunately.
My brother actually let the Mormons in one day. He was polite and cordial, but all the time he wanted to say "So, what's it like to belong to a sci-fi cult?"
geor3ge | 11.28.07 - 9:30 pm
My nephew, had he not been late for class, would have said that to some who were going door to door one morning.
He's not a fan of organized religion to begin with, and most certainly not a fan of those whose adherents feel they must go door to door or hang out on street corners yacking about it.
U2 could help bring down the USA!
My brother actually let the Mormons in one day. He was polite and cordial, but all the time he wanted to say "So, what's it like to belong to a sci-fi cult?"
geor3ge
My daughter and I were waiting for a bus in Woodbury, NJ one day when we were approached by Mormons.
I said "No thank you - I'm agnostic, my daughter is an atheist."
"Oh, sorry to hear that", one said in a condescending voice
I said "YOU should be sorry that the Latter Day Saints are so anti-woman!"
Part of teh highway between Austin and Houston has been renamed "Poppy fucking Bush Highway"
Only because Connecticut wants nothing to do with him.
Wonder how they acted when Taylor snapped Theismann's leg.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
Not happy. We lost that game.
The lizard is right!!!1
oooh. permanent mission in Iraq. wheee!
Bono with a nuke!
It's like Thompson isn't even there. Like he vanished a month ago and everyone knows but this wrinkly apparition at his stump.
You think Giants fans are intense? iz nothing compared to Redskins mania.
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U?
and that's anuther thing. all you Indianapolis fans can suck my Baltimore...
McCain: you idiot life is not a tv show like "24" this is a defining issue and you can't a position on this then just don't run for President
Question: will you pledge to maintain our current stabilizing presence in the middle east
Thompson: we should leave immediately but stay until the mission is done
[huh?]
Fred: they want to bring down America
[wha?]
Fred: we should stay until oil is cheap
[quoi?]
Fred: victory!!!
Cooper: you're sundowning dood
I decree that Mitt Romney will be the next President of USA, but this judgment cannot be used as a precedent in future cases.
I don't recall Mitt's father being the asshole that HE is.
I was thinking the same thing before I saw your comment.
Mitt is such a loser. Maybe his father was, and we didn't get to see him in all his assholedness.
But Mitt is definitely a slimy, little, flip-floppin' creep.
And Fred is just too old and too out of touch for this.
Part of teh highway between Austin and Houston has been renamed "Poppy fucking Bush Highway"
one of my personal favourites was when the KKK adopted a highway, and the roads department turned around and named it the Rosa Parks Freeway.
Fopr women, Mormon heaven is permanent pregnancy. Opt for hell.
I've asked Mormons what the appeal of the religion is, I mean I don't get it. The biggest response I get is the idea of families being together in eternity -- I guess that whole "you can baptize dead relatives" thing.
Honestly, if I had to spend eternity with my family -- especially my MORMON family -- I'd be convinced I was in hell.
FWIW (not much) I have emailed & signed petitions about that poor teacher in Sudan -- prolly BS to get Gordo to back off about Darfur (there was a "Yes Prime Minister" episode very much like this -- "The Bishop's Gambit" -- highly recommended!)
flory -- how I is will depend on what the doctor says tomorrow -- at the moment I am planning on EschaCon08, although I may have to bilocate a bit for the opener (& Hecate wants to dance with me - anyone want to teach me something in a hurry?)
Wonder how they acted when Taylor snapped Theismann's leg.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
Let's just say that I saw it often enough that it's seared into my cortex.
Did Cooper's face twitch a little bit when he asked them about gay marriage?
Fopr women, Mormon heaven is permanent pregnancy. Opt for hell.
Well, they do have condoms in hell.
Gordon Hinkley used to do morning radio in Milwaukee! WTMJ! Ask Your Neighbor!
The folks at LDS pick these "presidents" who are in their mid-80s.
The dirty hippies forced us to lose in Vietnam-
Mitt's hair is positively fucking crazy looking.
and Iraq has been made a base by the occupation
The A-rabs are coming!
Hmmm...
Hecate that moment of silence thing is weird.
Buenas noches.
(& Hecate wants to dance with me - anyone want to teach me something in a hurry?)
Prior Aelred
Been learning the foxtrot for my wedding. Prolly can show ya the basics.
Sounds to me like Taylor was trying to turn his life around.
Terry C - Democratic Bitch
His life was going great, right from the beginning. Party on!
It sounds to me like he was making some real strides toward growing up, and that's strictly optional, where professional athletes are concerned.
I had no idea.
SteveLG | 11.28.07 - 9:37 pm |
I finally read an article about it this morning, and that is the sad thing, he did seem like he was actually maturing.
But why is this a national story for anything more than 15 minutes?
Stunt Woman | 11.28.07 - 9:40 pm | #
Like Tabitha is Bewitched?
My in-laws are Mormon, unfortunately.
Good luck.
Iraq was before not an al queada hotspot, because Saddam didn't like him
All these fuckers are fucking crazy.
Part of teh highway between Austin and Houston has been renamed "Poppy fucking Bush Highway"
Makes me barf.
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U?
There's a highway here in Dallas that I swear has just been renamed "George Bush Highway". Doesn't specify *which* George Bush.
Covering all bases.
Part of teh highway between Austin and Houston has been renamed "Poppy fucking Bush Highway"
That's all right. I live a few miles south of the Ronald Reagan Freeway -- but everyone just calls it the 118.
He was polite and cordial, but all the time he wanted to say "So, what's it like to belong to a sci-fi cult?"
Personally, I don't think it's that much more ridiculous than the New Testament. I think that the book of Revelation was written by someone with ergot poisoning.
Ron speaks truth, gets boo'd.
McCain: they's gonna get up in my grill if we leave Iraq. They's gonna follow us home and borrow the bbq in my backyard and not return my power tools.
Permanent military bases?
Thompson: as long as it takes but let me quote Hugo Chavez.
Ron Paul: Get out now. The . . . uh . . . people up north are free. Vietnam. Uh, what was the question.
McCain: Hippies lost Vietnam for us. Arabs will follow us home and kill us all.
Paul: Uh, Colonel Tu and Colonel Summers met and . . . Paul Wolfowitz was created.
Tancredo: Ron Paul is crazy. Radical Islam will kill everyone of us.
GOP base is splitting in two over iraq. They got no way to unify the base on this issue.
The folks at LDS pick these "presidents" who are in their mid-80s.
I thought Hinckster had been Pres. for like 20 years ...
Aren't there 7 of them or something? A big "council" of old white men? Sounds like the GOP debate, actually ...
All these fuckers are fucking crazy.
fourlegsgood
Yup
Tancredo. Asshole.
Ron speaks truth, gets boo'd.
Cougarhutch | Homepage | 11.28.07 - 9:42 pm
it's a republican audience. truth hurts.
Paul: criminy we now have friendly relations with vietnam lets get the hell out
McCain: we didn't lose Vietman the only reason we left is Hippies
Paul: dood you got in the head too much
McCain: Osama bin Laden is in Iraq and will come to New York if we leave
Paul: they attacked us because we invaded their country!!
[tv audience: you're both insane]
Stunt Woman | 11.28.07 - 9:40 pm | #
Like Tabitha is Bewitched?
tbhull | 11.28.07 - 9:41 pm |
Like Ash in Alien.
I may have ESP, but I knew that before it started.
Anyone watching the ratings line thing on CNN Headline? It does give the advantage of a large yellow line going through the fuckers' heads.
Republicans Fillet Each Other At Debate, Accidentally Destroy Republican Lying Machine In Process
"what is that smell?" sez audience
.
Huh, football + intensity = Browns vs. Steelers
GOP base is splitting in two over iraq. They got no way to unify the base on this issue.
It sure sounds like it.
Lots of other issues affect that, including the lack of progress there and the economy here.
Wonder how they acted when Taylor snapped Theismann's leg.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
Let's just say that I saw it often enough that it's seared into my cortex.
SteveLG | 11.28.07 - 9:40 pm
That did get replayed alot, didn't it?
Didn't see it happen, but heard it happen.
And then as a Bengals fan, I think Tim Krumrie snapping his own ankle during the '89 super bowl is seared into my brain.
colorado springs on the phone: wants to know about rudy ghouliani haunting 9/11.
Republicans are nutty, Ripley iz still fluffy.
Wonder how they acted when Taylor snapped Theismann's leg.
In slo mo....
April 1950 -- Gordon Hinkley joined WTMJ, and became one of Milwaukee's most beloved radio personalities. Although he began cutting back his work schedule on his 65th birthday in 1990, Gordon would not retire until November 2001. He was Wisconsin's first inductee into the national Radio Hall of Fame.
http://www.620wtmj.com/about/his...ry/
7769267.html
Gordon Doesn't Announce New Inquiry
That's all right. I live a few miles south of the Ronald Reagan Freeway -- but everyone just calls it the 118.
Toonscribe: Cartoon Liberal
I will die never having referred to National Airport by that other name.
Question: r u running on 9/11?
Rudy: no way i was in charge of Haitian policy and George Will loves me
Cooper: what else
Rudy: no i also reduced abortions
Cooper: you started marrying your mistresses
Personally, I don't think it's that much more ridiculous than the New Testament. I think that the book of Revelation was written by someone with ergot poisoning.
Richard
The problem with Revelations is that it was written for an audience of Christians who lived in constant fear of their Roman occupiers. Now, it only really appeals to those Christians who (a) are hopelessly literalistic and (b) nurture a hardcore persecution complex.
M'Kay -- slaight -- outta here!
B good batsies!
Moonbats,
Don't forget the resources that you bring with you to the world of dreams.
Don't forget your special song. Don't forget your ability to get strangers to tell you the truth. Don't forget your sense of direction, your ability to smell color, your gift for feeling sound. Don't forget your asset, created when you gently guided the ugly old woman across the stream, fed the hungry, refused to visit the queen's displeasure upon the village. Don't forget that the world can only change if you change it, that you were born an agent of change, that your own wild and precious life can make the difference.
I guess CNN didn't air bin Laden's youtube question:
"Will you continue Boosh's policies of giving in to my every demand?"
I think that the book of Revelation was written by someone with ergot poisoning.
LOL. It's written in code. "Apocalyptic language" was a popular code back in the day when the Romans were in control and early Christians were considered a threat.
Unfortunately, some modern-day whackadoodles missed history class and think the whole thing is true.
I decree that Mitt Romney will be the next President of USA, but this judgment cannot be used as a precedent in future cases.
Scalito
Na....gonna....happen.
Wow, Thers must be psychic!
I decree that Mitt Romney will be the next President of USA, but this judgment cannot be used as a precedent in future cases.
Scalito
Na....gonna....happen.
Terry C - Democratic Bitch
Mitt could very easily cinch the nomination at this point. Matter of fact, I hope he does.
Gee Hecate, that's really nice. What prompted that?
Blessed be
Well, fuck me! The Wizards are playing San Antonio, not Sacramento!
And they're only down three points at the half. That's what fooled me.
Guess I'd better start paying better attention.
Wonder how they acted when Taylor snapped Theismann's leg.
In slo mo....
watertiger | Homepage | 11.28.07 - 9:44 pm |
I wonder if Taylor was on drugs that night.
I figured out who Fred looks like.
He looks like the Big Mouth Bass we got my B-I-L for christmas as a joke.
(look at the lips)
I decree that Mitt Romney will be the next President of USA
Pshaw.
That's all right. I live a few miles south of the Ronald Reagan Freeway -- but everyone just calls it the 118.
Toonscribe: Cartoon Liberal
I will die never having referred to National Airport by that other name.
flory
Love when Bill Maher talked about the right's creepy obsession with Ronald Reagan.
They're on a plane landing at that airport:
"I'm COMING into Reagan!!!!"
(& Hecate wants to dance with me - anyone want to teach me something in a hurry?)
Prior Aelred |
feel the bass.
Watching this debate, I hereby predict that the winner of the GOP nomination will be a total asshole.
Now there is a prediction!
Chuck Yeager supports Duncan Hunter?
Well, fuck me.
Gordon Hinkley used to do morning radio in Milwaukee! WTMJ! Ask Your Neighbor!
(Stunt Woman, Diane C., Ralphie - back me up on this!)
Roadmaster, Upheavalist | Homepage | 11.28.07 - 9:36 pm
Yes, you're right. He even was the announcer, iirc, for the WTMJ Sunday Morning fine music hour or so, right? (That might have been before your time....)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P...h?
v=PH8SZOqc6Pk
Theisman learns a new yoga position, courtesy of LT
'night bats.
Gee Hecate, that's really nice. What prompted that?
Hecate is the weaver of beautiful yarn.
wow, lurked at the beg of the thread, now things have been deleted.
twilight zone man
Part of teh highway between Austin and Houston has been renamed "Poppy fucking Bush Highway"
That's all right. I live a few miles south of the Ronald Reagan Freeway -- but everyone just calls it the 118.
Toonscribe: Cartoon Liberal
Damn. Gonna need a bigger thermos if I'm gonna piss on all these highways.
Q: vice president dood
Fred: i want one with legal training, national security, and domestic expertise
[wha??]
Fred: he should have authority
McCain: look Bush is clearly a moron and that's why this county got so fucked up after 9/11
Cooper: um, did I just hear you it sounded like you said Bush was an incompetent who weakened american and turned this country over to a fat crook who shoots people
McCain: u heard me
Chuck Yeager: Duncan Hunter doods!
audience: what happened to sam sheppard dood????
feel the bass.
Aren't U supposed to feel UR partner?
The new testament is all about Paul and has very little to do with Christ. Christ was always a jew and NEVER tried to start a religion around himself. He was trying to bring people to judaism. Paul is the one who came up with Christianity. Jesus was born a jew and Jesus died a jew, and never claimed to be anything else.
So if you truly want to follow Christ's teachings, you must become a jew.
Hey I'm bored, any 17-20 year olds out there who want to get a cigar stuck up their pussy?
I will die never having referred to National Airport by that other name.
flory
Likewise.
I love it when people say something about "Reagan Airport" and we local folks go, "Huh?"
Chuck Yeager supports Duncan Hunter?
Well, fuck me.
He flew before they invented the G-Suit.
Oxygen deprivation.
(& Hecate wants to dance with me - anyone want to teach me something in a hurry?)
Prior Aelred
How about the Gay Gordon?
what so interesting about Ancient society was the absence of Judeao-Christianity which pins the basis of our culture today
which is what I thought HBO's Rome caught so well like the lack of shame for ones body
they were utterly foreign to us in so many ways
I decree that Mitt Romney will be the next President of USA
well, he's definitely the most fake person running for president
.
I figured out who Fred looks like.
He looks like the Big Mouth Bass we got my B-I-L for christmas as a joke.
(look at the lips)
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U?
I liked what one Eschatonian said about his looking like a jack o'lantern left on a hot stove too long.
Chuck Yeager supports Duncan Hunter?
Chuck Yeager is past his prime, and I doubt he ever had good sense.
Dickie, the Dicker, becomes the dickee.
O shadenfreude, Schweet schadenfreude, ta tum, ta tum, ta tum tum...
Bedtime for Geor3gie.
I love it when people say something about "Reagan Airport" and we local folks go, "Huh?"
SteveLG
hell, YYZ has been through two names, and we still can it Malton.
Don't forget that the world can only change if you change it, that you were born an agent of change, that your own wild and precious life can make the difference.
Don't forget that crushing hit on Chris Rix, charging out of nowhere on a crucial safety blitz...
Hey I'm bored, any 17-20 year olds out there who want to get a cigar stuck up their pussy?
I was 23, dumbass!
when you had floods and hurricanes we left you stranded, drowning and dying, so I'll never apologize for America. *crowd goes wild*
He flew before they invented the G-Suit.
That actually makes perfect sense.
Chuck Yeager supports Duncan Hunter?
I guess he has the rightwing stuff.
Bigmouth Billie Bass is the arch-enemy of Arkenors everywhere.
So if you truly want to follow Christ's teachings, you must become a jew.
Well that's one approach. Alternately, you can just love your neighbor and forget about organized religion altogether.
which is why Ancient Rome and Greece is so often brought to film
I decree that Mitt Romney will be the next President of USA
Pshaw.
pie
If the .000001% chance of Romney as president comes to pass, there's a 100% chance that he will be the LAST president of the USA. The nation's gonna fragment into 5-8 regional blocs.
Nice Guy Dan: Our parents had teh sex
Serena van der Woodsen: icky poo
Blair Bitch Project: I am less weird than you
Serena VD Woodsen: KTHXBAI
(Gossip Girl Blogging)
sin, salvation - these concepts were not about in Ancient society
I wonder if Taylor was on drugs that night.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins
I don't know, but I'll never forget how freaked out LT was after it happened... he actually took it worse than Joe did.
I don't want to follow christ.
I love it when people say something about "Reagan Airport" and we local folks go, "Huh?"
SteveLG
15 or 20 years from now I'm gonna start a petition to change the name back.
If they can retake the Cape Canaveral name from Kennedy, we can get National back from the first idiot preznit.
you guys are funny, really i'm cracking up reading the thred but bare in mind i'm doing teh *whole* debate
I wish I had a nice steak.
Part of teh highway between Austin and Houston has been renamed "Poppy fucking Bush Highway"
AC/DC Highway to hell
http://youtube.com/watch?v=erJc4dzZ3IA
Oh interesting question
Chuck Yeager supports Duncan Hunter?
Well, fuck me.
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U?
Robert Duval made his first public political endorsement of Rudi! Said this election was too important to stay silent. Kinda blows my theory that all great actors are first and foremost, very smart.
the cnn.com feed posts a comment from a reader sucking up to cnn on the selection of questions.
Thank you for the fellation.
teh gay!
Yes, you're right. He even was the announcer, iirc, for the WTMJ Sunday Morning fine music hour or so, right? (That might have been before your time....)
jawbone
"Invitation (pause) To Beauty" (cue the lush violin passage)
Hey I'm bored, any 17-20 year olds out there who want to get a cigar stuck up their pussy?
Please, Professor Starr. Get some help.
ah now onto homosexuals
Here comes the gay!
I don't want to follow christ.
You could follow Chris.
General thanks for your homo heathen service
"He looks like the Big Mouth Bass we got my B-I-L for christmas as a joke."
there ya go.
gays in the military
Hey I'm bored, any 17-20 year olds out there who want to get a cigar stuck up their pussy?
I was 23, dumbass!
Monica Lewinsky
Trools can't even do character assassination right.
Mah kittehs are useless.
They need to cook me a nice steak and wut R they doing?
NAPPING AND JES BEING PLUSHY
"serving in a small, tight unit..."
What oh what is Huck thinking of?
sin, salvation - these concepts were not about in Ancient society
Yes well salvation was popular because the pagan afterlife wasn't really such a fun vacation destination.
Shouldn't you be in bed?
Gen. Kerr: I have got more military experience than all of you fucks. And I am openly gay. Suck on that, shitheads.
Duncan Hunter: They should have kicked your gay ass out, faggot. Service people are conservatives and hate you.
Romney: You should have been court-martialed, nancy boy. I have flip-flopped on this issue.
Sure, the Brits and the Israelis have openly gay military, but they haven't flooded their army with christofascists.
we are watching the republican party as it slowly falls apart at the seams
can't use the same lies forever - they get kinda stale...
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which is why Ancient Rome and Greece is so often brought to film
Moonbootica
the costumes are a metric assload easier to deal with than anything renaisance.
Why iz Mitt wearing plastic hair?
The Angel Moroni.
Any relation to the Running Back Maroney?
duncan hunter says personal opinions should override military rules and policy.
What are they saying about teh gay?
Brigadier General: i'm a General and I'm gay does that blow your mind
Hunter: thanks for your mincing service but looks israel and the british can serve with gays but most people in the military are judeo-christian Republicans and they would just hate people like you too much
Huckabee: it's all about conduct like conducting yourself too gay
Romney: i laff when i think of don't ask don't tell and but now i think it worked
Cooper: answer the question
Mitt: no i refuse
Yes well salvation was popular because the pagan afterlife wasn't really such a fun vacation destination.
Shouldn't you be in bed?
Halfdan | 11.28.07 - 9:54 pm | #
what can I say, its car crash television
Gen. Kerr: I have got more military experience than all of you fucks. And I am openly gay. Suck on that, shitheads.
Holy shit!
Hey I'm bored, any 17-20 year olds out there who want to get a cigar stuck up their pussy?
None that YOU wouldn't have to PAY first.
Stick to your blowup doll, slappy.
Cut his mic
the costumes are a metric assload easier to deal with than anything renaisance.
JR, kerosene and a match | Homepage | 11.28.07 - 9:55 pm | #
aye
wow.....they turned his mike off....
Ritchie Valens "Bony Maronie"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Frf_OsHjY24