HULK SMASH!!!
Mccain loves delicious alcohol.
To drink.
*Gomez tosses hat on ice*
Huck Smash!
It would seem that McCain isn't such a shoo-in after all.
So, when are the Republicans ceding the election?
Or am I being a bit premature?
Huckabee should ask McCain to be his Veep
Some say that McCain was wandering around that market in Baghdad looking for the liquor store that used to be there in the Saddam days.
The local Ron Paul supporters certainly are persistent.
Huck has 2 goals: get more delegates than Mitt, and wait for Maverick to get that melanoma/heart attack/Betty Ford admission that we all know is coming.
Hallelujah!!!
I don't see Huckleberry giving up that easy.
Unlike Mitt, who cut and ran real quick.
Will the Rethug radio machine still go after McCain now that their new boss has dropped out of the race?
Feel the Huckmentum!
It's the End of Evolution as we know it!!
WOOOOOO!
McCain is going to make Dukakis look like a firebrand. I wonder if McCain will beat Mondale's record for winning the fewest states...
This is wonderful. I needed a good laugh.
bill:
The Gravatar....Tor Johnson?
I know I sound like a broken record, but somebody needs to point out that this is excellent news for the Giuliani campaign.
The Gravatar....Tor Johnson?
Terry C, Clintonista
Yeah, I felt like a change was in order.
Preferring another candidate to Hillary Clinton is not the same as "being uncomfortable voting for a woman."
I agree. Just as preferring Hillary Clinton over Barack Obama is no the same as being prowar. After all, Obama endorsed and campaigned for Lieberman over antiwar candidate Lamont.
Gillie on the Spey | 02.09.08 - 10:27 pm | #
The Gravatar....Tor Johnson?
Terry C, Clintonista
Yeah, I felt like a change was in order.
bill
"How'd you like to be an actor!"
"Not good lookin' enough!"
"Well, I think you're very handsome"
- "Ed Wood"
I know I sound like a broken record, but somebody needs to point out that this is excellent news for the Giuliani campaign.
Fast Eddie
Is Mrs. Fred Thompson considering rousing him from hibernation before April?
Wasn't Mittens dropping out supposed to help McCain wrap this up?
Or not.
The Repugs are all about style over substance.
McCain has all the personality of tree stump.
a talking person-head-whore-thing on cnn just compared the energy Obama's campaign has to that of jesusfreakabee and says that they both "evangelize" their followers, and that's a rightwing lie -
it's not the same thing at all - jesusfreakabee's followers are hard-core, heavily invested in all things churchy, and they are seemingly farking legion!
Obama's followers are young people interested in participating and joining the political process - the difference between theocrats and those who believe in democracy is night and day.
Bleaaaaargh! (in a thich Quebecois (h)accent!) "So question number one for the (h)evening - how many (HA) -mericans count themselves as (h)evangelical?" Hard core that is. Because before I go search the google I'd like to mention to you that I'm a bit frightened by jesusfreakabee.
Louisiana: look at the Democratic turnout as compared to Republican. Hillary has almost as many votes as Huckabee and McCain combined. We'll win this thing with one of our candidates.
Fuckin A
McCain has all the personality of tree stump.
Terry C, Clintonista | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 10:33 pm | #
A tipsy tree trunk.
Is Mrs. Fred Thompson considering rousing him from hibernation before April?
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Office
Isn't Fred still wrapping up his exit speech? He does move at a leisurely pace, you know.
After all, Obama endorsed and campaigned for Lieberman over antiwar candidate Lamont.
Gillie on the Spey
Absolutely true and absolutely infuriating as regards the Democratic primary.
It's very important to mention that he did not support Lieberman's independent candidacy, but endorsed and campaigned for Lamont in the general election.
Doesn't excuse him for supporting Lieberman in the primary, though.
"How'd you like to be an actor!"
"Not good lookin' enough!"
"Well, I think you're very handsome"
- "Ed Wood"
Terry C, Clintonista
Will O light up a big fat doobie right on stage, just to prove his druggie bona fides?
I agree. Just as preferring Hillary Clinton over Barack Obama is no the same as being prowar. After all, Obama endorsed and Gillie on the Spey
your logic is shrill
Wasn't Mittens dropping out supposed to help McCain wrap this up?
Shot across the bow.
Hillary has almost as many votes as Huckabee and McCain combined. We'll win this thing with one of our candidates.
ErinPDX | 02.09.08 - 10:33 pm | #
Gawd, I hope so.
"It's the End of Evolution as we know it!!"
But I like evolving. It is something I do every morning, sometimes at night. Some people jog, I evolve. It is just not fair.
Give it up for Jim Webb!!!!!
Huge night!
Will O light up a big fat doobie right on stage, just to prove his druggie bona fides?
Bjorn,a poor young country boi
This might require a crack pipe.
The U.S. remains a predominantly Christian country. According to the Barna Research Group, 40 percent of Americans say they are evangelical Christians, while 39 percent say they are born again. The Barna group also found that about half of Americans say they are "theologically conservative," and 21 percent say they are "charismatic or Pentecostal." A recent study by the Glenmary Research Center, Religious Congregations and Membership: 2000, found that the fastest-growing church denominations in America are conservative Christian churches, with the Mormon church, the Christian churches, the Churches of Christ and the Pentecostal Assemblies of God each growing 19 percent since 1990. Losing the most members were Presbyterian churches and the United Church of Christ, which declined by 12 percent and 15 percent, respectively, since 1990.
jususfreakabee's no joke
GOBAMA GO!!!
!
Huge night!
More of same on Tuesday night.
McCain has all the personality of tree stump.
Terry C, Clintonista
A tipsy tree trunk.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi
Now, there's someone to make your eyes glaze over five minutes into a speech.
We'll win this thing with one of our candidates.
ErinPDX | 02.09.08 - 10:33 pm | #
Werd. And cheers to Obama [from a Hillary supporter] on the big wins tonight. If we can't beat McCain this Nov. there is something seriously fucking wrong.
Jefferson-Jackson dinner in Richmond, VA - sounds real progressive!
Washington.
Nebraska.
Louisiana!
How's that for broad support?
!
the fastest-growing church denominations in America are conservative Christian churches, with the Mormon church, the Christian churches, the Churches of Christ and the Pentecostal Assemblies of God each growing 19 percent since 1990.
Hey, they breed like rabbits.
Huge night!
More of same on Tuesday night.
SteveLG
I hope so brother.
What's comin up Tuesday? I haven't looked that far ahead.
Now, there's someone to make your eyes glaze over five minutes into a speech.
Terry C, Clintonista
Do not, repeat, do not get in a drinking game which requires you to take a shot every time McCain says "my friends."
Suicidal.
Now, there's someone to make your eyes glaze over five minutes into a speech.
Terry C, Clintonista | Homepage | 02.09.08 - 10:37 pm | #
Some say his eyes get glazed over 5 minutes before his speech.
Go Huck!
(may you live in interesting times)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/2hx4vl
Chelsea (mortified): "Mom! Please stop! He said he was sorry...now just leave it alone! God!"
Hillary: "Honey, you're upset. Don't worry. Mommy and Daddy are going to make that man pay for what he said."
Chelsea: "He said he was sorry! What do you want from him? It's no big deal; everybody say's 'pimpin' these days. It's, like, slang! God, you are so embarrassing!"
Hillary: "I don't care if everyone is saying it. Pimping is not OK. I didn't like it when that song won the Acadamy Award and I don't like it when rude TV news reporters say it about us. I didn't go through everything I went through to defend the rights of women and children for 35 years to have that word thrown in my face. That smart-mouthed bastard will never work again if I have anything to say about it..."
Obama should do well in the Chesapeake region this Tuesday too.
Do not, repeat, do not get in a drinking game which requires you to take a shot every time McCain says "my friends."
Yeah, tipsy mccainus will drink you under the table.
Do not, repeat, do not get in a drinking game which requires you to take a shot every time McCain says "my friends."
Suicidal.
SteveLG
He's going to have to start saying "Well" all the time.
Just like St. Ronald of the Monster Deficit.
Terry C, Clintonista
Bad night huh?
It's ok.
I know that's why you were so terse with me earlier...
jususfreakabee's no joke
Nuts! theoretician
The progressive denominations are shedding members and the snake handlers are packing them in. When did our country become so stupid?
Fuckabee wins another, yeah intelligent design.
What's comin up Tuesday? I haven't looked that far ahead.
Elias - It's all about meme!
DC, MD, VA.
Obama consistently fifteen to twenty points ahead in MD and VA.
They don't even bother polling in DC.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/2hx4vl
Chelsea: "Mom! Get over yourself! This is not about you! This is about me! And I don't want to fight about it just so you can get a few more sympathy votes! I just want it to go away!"
Hillary: "What did you say, young lady? Votes? You think this is about votes! This isn't about votes, it's about..."
Chelsea (breaking into tears): "Yes, it is! Everything's about votes with you two! Everything! I hate you! I hate politics! I'm going to endorse OBAMA!"
Hillary: "You are WHAT!?"
Chelsea: "I'm going to endorse OBAMA! It's time for a change! I'm sick of this. You know he's better for the party! I don't care about all the people you and daddy want to 'pay back.' The whole thing is ugly! Don't you get it? No one likes you! You were First Lady! Isn't that enough for you? You're just making us all look stupid by making such a big deal over the word 'pimp.' It's not that big a deal! Let! It! Go! GOD!"
gravity | 02.09.08 - 10:39 pm
WTF?
Washington.
Nebraska.
Louisiana!
How's that for broad support?
don't forget the Virgin Islands.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/2hx4vl
Hillary: "Bill, get in here. Chel says she's endorsing Obama."
Bill (entering the roo with his bi-focals halfway down his nose and the NY Times crossword in his hand): "Nobody'd endorsing Obama. You two take it easy."
Chelsea: "Yes! Yes, I am! If you two don't stop bringing the pimp thing over and over again! I told you, I don't like politics. I didn't want to be involved. It's not my fault if no one under 50 will vote for you! Young people don't listen to me anyway. I don't care about the jokes. I don't care about the nasty comments. I just want it all to go away!"
Hillary: "Bill. Do something."
Bill: "I just got off the phone with Blumenthal. MSNBC won't fire Shuster."
Hillary: "Not about that! About her!"
Bill: "What am I supposed to do? She's thirty years old. If she can't bring herself to endorse her own mother, that's her business, not mine. I was halfway thinking about endorsing him myself. You know, he is quite the orator. Kinda reminds me of me, when I was..."
Hillary: "Oh, no. Oh NO. We had a DEAL. I sat there and took it when you had your little...episode. Your little epiSODES! our little whores! Oh, the shit I took. And now...? No! No! I won't have it! I want David Shuster's ASS!"
Bill: "Come on, Chel. Let's go watch the returns come in. The polls just closed in Nebraska."
New sheets
Bad night huh?
It's ok.
I know that's why you were so terse with me earlier...
Elias - It's all about meme! |
Don't flatter yourself.
DC, MD, VA.
Obama consistently fifteen to twenty points ahead in MD and VA.
They don't even bother polling in DC.
SteveLG | 02.09.08 - 10:40 pm |
This is cool man, very very cool.
Whew, I think I've finally debugged the Shuster/Hillary thing.
Only men are allowed to defend their womenfolk.
-
It's very important to mention that he did not support Lieberman's independent candidacy, but endorsed and campaigned for Lamont in the general election.
Yep, which is why I think it's obvious that Obama would throw his support behind Clinton, if she were to win the nomination, and would call on his supporters to do likewise. He backed the prowar candidate in the primary, and he backed the party in the general.
Don't flatter yourself.
Terry C, Clintonista
Look. Realistically, I still think Hillary will pull this out. But what's wrong with the possibility of a raucas, divided convention? That's what conventions SHOULD be. They shouldn't be coronations. I was too young for Chicago, but that's what we might need. History may just repeat itself.
Heck, we've already got a war!
Elias - It's all about meme!
Piss off.
TPM has pictures of Hillary and Shuster side by side. He looks like the decent guy that he is and she's scowling like Michelle Malkin in a blond wig.
Above that is the part about Obama's landslide.
They don't even bother polling in DC.
Obama got 91.8% in the USVI primary today. That makes it a sweep.
Let's see if DC comes close to that number.
Piss off.
Terry C, Clintonista
And you wonder why I lose my temper you fucking bitch ingrate?
Just kidding. You're the best.
'-)))))))
Jeez, maybe it's my subhead that's pissing people off. Maybe they just don't understand what I'm saying by "meme"...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
See, it's not self-aggrandizement. It's just my way of interpreting and trrying to understand our culture, in particular, our political culture...
Be afraid...
http://r2000.blogspot.com
GO HUCK!!!
No way, Duncan. I'm with tristero on this one. Nothing good can come from a totally out of the closet Christianist getting this much acceptance in the main stream. Besides the immediate concern to me is that he could get enough delegates to demand the VP spot on McCain's ticket. Considering McCain's age, I think it would be very bad letting Huck get a heartattack away from the big chair. You think the Supreme Court is bad now, just wait.
I wonder if McCain will beat Mondale's record for winning the fewest states
Actually, Mondale is tied with McGovern for the fewest states (they each got one state and DC), but Mondale holds the record for the fewest electors (13/538 vs McGovern's 17/53
Funny. I can't hear the name Mondale without thinking of Jello Biafra's spiel about a fictional heavy metal band named "Mondale" on his No More Cocoons album.
Auto-smiley's are Teh Suck.
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