I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Hey again?
Have fun Atrios.
The Bacon Wallet:
http://www.mcphee.com/items/11653.html
I am.
Pelosi?
Dammit troutski.
mena, 
Looks like you are no longer three days behind.
Sorry M - I kept you from hitting a homer with a bacon wallet.
The Cubs will win tonight. Sorry A man.
Don't forget your No-Doze!
Go Cubbies!!
hey roomie,ya gonna come stay on the farm? moving at the end of this month
hi kids
hey roomie,ya gonna come stay on the farm? moving at the end of this month
sittenpretty
To TN?
Congrats!
Hi mer!
Katie - where are you moving to? You're really out of Boca?
Obama this week flew to Detroit to deliver his message that the U.S. auto industry is the villain for "investing in bigger and faster cars while foreign competitors invested in more fuel-efficient technology."
The domestics certainly haven't flooded showrooms with gas/electric hybrids like the Japanese. But in fairness, the newest Japanese assembly plant in the U.S. produces 14-m.p.g. Toyota Tundra pickups, not Prius hybrids rated at 60 m.p.g.
"While our fuel standards haven't moved from 27.5 miles per gallon in two decades, both China and Japan have surpassed us, with Japanese cars now getting an average of 45 miles to the gallon," Obama said.
"I'm not sure where he got that figure," Toyota spokesman Mike Michels said. "No carmaker gets 45 m.p.g. Ours is closer to 30 m.p.g."
If elected president, perhaps Obama's first appointment should be a fact-checker.
Not just for number crunching but also because neither China nor Japan mandate fuel-economy standards. And the 27.5 m.p.g. standard was set by the government, not the automakers.
Ah, an evening at the ball park.
The smell of...wait, that's not grass...that's astroturf!
Off to the parade grounds to see the Athletics sports squadron play base-ball, you say?
Does Mordeci "Three-Finger" Brown still hurl aces for the nine?
The Cubs will win tonight. Sorry A man.
Never be so sure. Having followed the Cubs for decades, they are known as having a knack of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
Maybe the Philies should put that goddamn equipment cart back out in the outfield.
To TN?
Congrats!
ql in ny | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 6:23 pm | #
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Hi mer!
Katie - where are you moving to? You're really out of Boca?
mena | 05.11.07 - 6:23 pm | #
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yup...made a offfer,and leased a back-up proprty...you need to come and r e l a x
National League?
give me Red Sox or give me death!
(kidding, I would die to be able to take the subway to a ballgame)
Off to the parade grounds to see the Athletics sports squadron play base-ball, you say?
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Fire up the autogyro!
I follow no one, no doctrine and no false gods. How do I fit into the religion category?
smalfish |
Smallfishism. God hates the Philly's BTW
The smell of...wait, that's not grass...that's astroturf!
Heh. That's what I get to smell until 2010.
Then, the new ballpark will be situated behind a GARBAGE BURNER!!
a property too!
re-post:
From The Nation blog:
Placing style over substance is the hallmark of a modern American political campaign. The notion that candidates win races on policy alone is consistently put to rest, especially in presidential contests. But according to TAP's Garance Franke-Ruta, Mitt Romney has taken political superficiality to the next level.
This blurb, which reads as though it was penned by airhead extraordinaire Perez Hilton, actually comes from official Romney campaign literature:
"In this media-driven age, Romney begins with a decisive advantage. First, he has sensational good looks. People magazine named him one of the 50 most beautiful people in America. Standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall, Romney has jet-black hair, graying naturally at the temples. Women -- who will play a critical role in this coming election -- have a word for him: hot."
George Bush. Dick Cheney. Alberto Gonzales. Mitt Romney. Rudy Giuliani. John Boehner. Tom Delay. Providing just some of the:
"GOP Quotes of the Week."
The Brewers are coming to Shea Stadium and are sporting the best record in the majors.
I thought he'd never leave.
Off to the parade grounds to see the Athletics sports squadron play base-ball, you say?
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Fire up the autogyro!
I need to send this aerogramme to the Prussian Embassy in Siam!
Katie - hurrah! I'll be there with bells on. Where in TN, are you close to Jeffra?
The Brewers are coming to Shea Stadium and are sporting the best record in the majors.
masculine_monica_nyc
The Cubs will be in Shea next week as well.
"Women -- who will play a critical role in this coming election -- have a word for him: hot."
/
--watertiger
hot? Not. and some vomit on top of that.
Women -- who will play a critical role in this coming election -- have a word for him: hot.
C'MON!!
You're telling me that, like in every single election since women were given the right to vote, that they're considered "critical"?
Where's that circular saw???
Joementum in the Afternoon [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Sen. Joe Lieberman was on Fox Radio's Brian and the Judge show this morning and said, among other things: “When you’re dealing with war and national security, life and death, it’s just not acceptable. I worry about how people…are betting against America…that’s a dangerous thing to do.” Audio here.
He's done in 2009. He'll switch.
Any WMDs up in herre?
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I thought he'd never leave.
I think he left his spiral-penis on guard duty.
Gitcher Ball Game On
Off to the parade grounds to see the Athletics sports squadron play base-ball, you say?
Does Mordeci "Three-Finger" Brown still hurl aces for the nine?
Zap Rowsdower
I find the leadership of the Athletics squad to be most unbecoming, especially that cur, Cornelius Alexander Mack.
Katie - hurrah! I'll be there with bells on. Where in TN, are you close to Jeffra?
mena | 05.11.07 - 6:26 pm | #
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no..closer to NC..great smoky mounts...i looked up tornado activeity in gnashvegas...700 + since they have been keeping records..after my near death experience in Wilma and Bob...Im not willinng to risk any odds...
Any WMDs up in herre?
I'll show you mine for fiddy cent.
Seriously - professional baseball is one corporation playing another corporation without concern for anything but the contents of the fan's wallet.
Why bother?
From below:
IPCC clear the killers of Jean Charles de Menezes
Moonbootica, Jog On! | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 6:26 pm | #
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Nothing happened and no one was responsible.
The Brewers are coming to Shea Stadium and are sporting the best record in the majors.
spiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt
Brewers? Really???
But does anyone go to that junky stadium that they just built? Roadmaster, you 'round???
I think he left his spiral-penis on guard duty.
He'th dithpicable....
Heh.
NTodd said 'dith'.
Heh.
Fine, I'm left here watching Eragon, your online ragon merchant.
You're telling me that, like in every single election since women were given the right to vote, that they're considered "critical"?
And that women are no more careful in making voting decisions than is Chris Matthews in falling for a sugar-daddy-having-a-beer-with-preznit?
Gosh mena, is that two or three "firsts" for you today?
lovely Friday Cat Blogging
Katie - hurrah! I'll be there with bells on. Where in TN, are you close to Jeffra?
mena | 05.11.07 - 6:26 pm | #
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of course...we will pile in the mini van and go partee with Jeffra....its just a wee drive
Nothing happened and no one was responsible.
Don't want to scare the children.
And the 27.5 m.p.g. standard was set by the government, not the automakers.
And if you believe that, I have some property you might be interested in.
smalfishism
Hmmm.
I like it!
You may bow unto me and revel in my all knowing, all seeing, all mighty penis.
Zap Rowsdower
I went to MN for that Target interview last jan and it fucking way to cold for me. How do you live there?
Fine, I'm left here watching Eragon, your online ragon merchant.
No, you're not.
Tell me you're not.
yup...made a offfer,and leased a back-up proprty...you need to come and r e l a x
sittenpretty,creamsickle
That's awesome, Katie.
Congratulations.
...neither China nor Japan mandate fuel-economy standards.
Not true.
China DOES have fuel economy standards HIGHER THAN THE US OF A, pal.
Peblowsi | 05.11.07 - 6:24 pm | #
Thanks for repeating the reich wing talking points already dealt with by Media Matters asshole.
About to go catch the subway to the stadium.
BOOO!!! PHILLIES!!!!
Tena - I was just about to come get you from that last thread. It's two for today. Maybe I should go buy a lotto ticket?
smalfishism
Hmmm.
I like it!
You may bow unto me and revel in my all knowing, all seeing, all mighty penis.
You are just as qualified to start a religion as anybody else. It would help if you had a revelation.
Gordon Brown said he had the "new ideas and vision" to govern Britain as he launched his long-awaited campaign to lead Labour and become prime minister.
He praised Tony Blair and said he wanted to make the UK "one of the great success stories of the new century".
But the launch suffered a hitch with Mr Brown's face obscured on TV coverage of his speech by glass autocues.
Mr Blair earlier endorsed Mr Brown's bid to succeed him as prime minister, saying "he has what it takes".
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_po...ics/
6644717.stm
Tena - I was just about to come get you from that last thread. It's two for today. Maybe I should go buy a lotto ticket?
mena
There are two ways to look at that, you know, and one of them is that you've used up your luck by the time you know you have it.
Where's that circular saw???
Zap Rowsdower | 05.11.07 - 6
I happen to have a tape measure.
I'm off. Talk to you nice folks tomorrow.
Tell me you're not.
watertiger
I have Mssrs Nelson & Murphy along.
The kid just found the "giant viagra for the man who wants eternal priapism."
There have already been several riffs on Jeremy Irons "eyebags"
Katie - hurrah! I'll be there with bells on. Where in TN, are you close to Jeffra?
mena | 05.11.07 - 6:26 pm | #
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danka...if ya like cow gazzing ...jump on the plane and ill come pick ya up..mena she loves da chikenzzzzzz,must have plenty chikenzz for Mena
of course...we will pile in the mini van and go partee with Jeffra....its just a wee drive
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Of course. Tell us about the house. You must have plenty of room for critters.
LFOD: the reason people do live there is because is keeps the wimps who can't handle the cold out.
I went to MN for that Target interview last jan and it fucking way to cold for me. How do you live there?
Well, my moms gave birth to me at the igloo hospital (the midwifes were emperor penguins and clubbed baby harp seals).
The rest is history, I guess.
Gordon Brown said he had the "new ideas and vision" to RULE Britain as he launched his long-awaited campaign to lead Labour and become prime minister.
Fixed that newsprint error.
The Brewers are coming to Shea Stadium and are sporting the best record in the majors.
spiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt
Brewers? Really???
But does anyone go to that junky stadium that they just built? Roadmaster, you 'round???
Zap Rowsdower
Yes, I'm around.
And as a native M'wakeean, I gotta say I'm in a bit of ennui. The Brewers I rooted for - Harvey's Wallbangers of the early '80s - were cast aside by Selig and Bando - that's how your Twins wound up with Molitor - and a ring in '87. I vowed to never return to the traitorous Selig nor the Brewers.
After the Cubs '84 season - and the fact my dad was a Cub fan going back to watching Gabby Hartnett - the switch was easy.
Now, though, Mark Atanasio (sp?) has a good young team that plays fundamentals. The last Cub team where "fundamentals" was synonymous...?
The stadium isn't all that bad, actually. Sure beats the cold stiff wind from the east at the corrugated metal tank that County Stadium was.
But County Stadium - and the '82 Brewers - were OF Milwaukee. Working-class, hard-drinking (well, at least Vuckovich and Stormin' Gorman). Miller Park is prettified. But it doesn't speak "Milwaukee" to me.
Night QL. Happy Very Last Friday!
Suicide bombers in Iraq have struck police checkpoints on two bridges in a co-ordinated attack in a mainly Shia area south of Baghdad, killing at least 22 people and wounding 60.
Police said five policemen were among the dead. Suspected al-Qaeda fighters have carried out a series of attacks on bridges in Baghdad in recent weeks.
Police on Friday said the first bomber damaged the old Diyala Bridge and a nearby police station.
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/
...B4F4F89F0E8.htm
LFOD: the reason people do live there is because is keeps the wimps who can't handle the cold out.
Yea, but 20 below? That shit is just unacceptable.
Brewers? Really???
But does anyone go to that junky stadium that they just built? Roadmaster, you 'round???
Zap Rowsdower
Shit. JUst got Scroll trolled on my melancholy ode to the Brewers of old.
closer to NC..great smoky mounts
Wow. That sounds really nice.
Has anyone named Gordon ever run a country?
Just got my puter back from the Doc. What have I missed the last week? Jeez I missed it.
Women -- who will play a critical role in this coming election -- have a word for him: hot."
watertiger
Magic underwear!
Has anyone named Gordon ever run a country?
Gomez
Flash?
Night QL. Happy Very Last Friday!
mena
O my god, it is.
I should have said something.
Yep, Gordon's gin is running it right now.
Yea, but 20 below? That shit is just unacceptable.
And +110 isn't?
It rarely, rarely gets that cold 'round these parts anymore. No more than any other place in the region (you think we're that far from Chicago?).
closer to NC..great smoky mounts
Sure does.
no..closer to NC..great smoky mounts...i looked up tornado activeity in gnashvegas...700 + since they have been keeping records..after my near death experience in Wilma and Bob...Im not willinng to risk any odds...
sittenpretty,creamsickle | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 6:29 pm | #
Shelby County almost never gets hit and I don't think I remember a Tornado ever hitting inside Memphis' I-240 loop (knock on wood).
Though we got hit with this thing a few years back.
Yea, but 20 below? That shit is just unacceptable.
Live Free or Die | 05.11.07 - 6:39 pm | #
Giving spare change to the homeless there, though, is wrong.
Sure does sound nice.
Sheeit.
o thanks - now the 20 second rule.
And the 27.5 m.p.g. standard was set by the government, not the automakers.
And god knows that the automakers aren't allowed to exceed that.
of course...we will pile in the mini van and go partee with Jeffra....its just a wee drive
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Of course. Tell us about the house. You must have plenty of room for critters.
mena | 05.11.07 - 6:37 pm | #
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yea 3000 ft wide open brick with fireplace...and humongous 2 truck garage...where ill store the good stuff till i find my dream spot. but the freaking cowz we saw at he fair ....ARE MY CLOSESEST NEIGHBORZ
Has anyone named Gordon ever run a country?
Gomez
Flash?
Ahhh Uhhh
He's the savior of the universe.
Giving spare change to the homeless there, though, is wrong.
They can eat the ice off their feet. D'uh!
i think Blair has left a legacy of a conservative victory at the nxt General Election
It rarely, rarely gets that cold 'round these parts anymore. No more than any other place in the region (you think we're that far from Chicago?).
We have had -20 around here (about an hour from Chicago), but not in a while. The coldest I can remember in the last 12 years was a WC of around -63. Used to be that in February WCs of -20 were never out of the question, and screen temps of 0 or below were common.
He should change his name to Gordie Brown.
Sounds like a hockey player.
Tofu insulation
Magic underwear!
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Every time I hear this phrase it reminds me of an old Sears catalogue I once saw, that featured an alaborate engraved illustration of a one-piece set of men's underwear that included a little electrified loop of wire off the front hem. They were "therapeutic." 
i think Blair has left a legacy of a conservative victory at the nxt General Election
Moonbootica, Jog On!
I think the Very Silly Party stands to make gains, too.
Has anyone named Gordon ever run a country?
Mormon Grand Wizard Gordon Hinkley runs a country of sorts.
a one-piece set of men's underwear that included a little electrified loop of wire off the front hem. They were "therapeutic."
I gotta get me some of them. I have a healthy attitude toward therapy.
I think the Very Silly Party stands to make gains, too.
Gomez | 05.11.07 - 6:44 pm | #
they could hardly do worse than NuLab heh
Though we got hit with this thing a few years back.
Bas-O-Matic
Never heard the term "derecho" before.
Per Wikipedia, the 2003 derecho is now known as "Hurricane Elvis".
The coldest I can remember in the last 12 years was a WC of around -63. Used to be that in February WCs of -20 were never out of the question, and screen temps of 0 or below were common.
It's weird how fairly nominal snow storms freak us out now since we get so few of them.
We've been in a pretty bad drought for about three years; hence 90 sqare miles of Boundary Waters burning right now.
A midwife has been struck off after being found guilty of pulling a woman's umbilical cord so hard that she was dragged down her bed.
A disciplinary hearing of the Nursing and Midwifery Council yesterday found 46-year-old London midwife Cecilia Wanayana Kituma guilty of misconduct.
The disciplinary panel heard that on 21 and 22 January 2004, while working as an agency midwife at Watford General hospital, Ms Kituma pulled at the woman's umbilical cord with excessive force while delivering her placenta.
She was also found guilty of failing to notice that the same woman suffered a severe post-partum haemorrhage after giving birth, losing more than two litres of blood.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/
uk_new...2077716,00.html
of course...we will pile in the mini van and go partee with Jeffra....its just a wee drive
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Of course. Tell us about the house. You must have plenty of room for critters.
mena | 05.11.07 - 6:37 pm | #
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Kartoum? BAD END IIRC
Is the fire going to cause the price of Catalina Dressing to rise?
I have my ten year old standing beside me. Keep your language to a dull roar will ya.
She is a beautiful, thoughtful and smart young girl. Say hi everybody.
Hey, George! Best remember this day in history:
1960
Four Mossad agents abduct fugitive Nazi war criminal Adolf Eichmann from a bus stop in Buenos Aires.
Lookin' at you, fucker!
Is the fire going to cause the price of Catalina Dressing to rise?
And where's Little Richard gonna sing and dance???
a one-piece set of men's underwear that included a little electrified loop of wire off the front hem. They were "therapeutic."
mena
Gives a whole new meaning to "lighting rod".
heya *waves* smalfish daughter
I think the Very Silly Party stands to make gains, too.
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What about the Standing in the Back, Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid Party?
Also today:
2001
"Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" author Douglas Adams dies of a heart attack at age 49.
Since he was working out, he probably has his towel with him.
From below:
IPCC clear the killers of Jean Charles de Menezes
Moonbootica, Jog On! | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 6:26 pm | #
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Nothing happened and no one was responsible.
mena
It's just like 1985, when the mayor, police commissioner, and fire commissioner gave the go-ahead to drop a satchel of C4 on the roof of a "fortified compound" that was also a row home-- and before the night was over, the entire neighborhood burned down. MOVE along, nothing to see here. No one in authority paid a price-- early retirement doesn't count.
Just another Merry Mixup.
Hullo smalfish girl!
.
Congrats, QL!
You lucky, lucky bastard!!!
Ah, Pitch Black...
Trying again -
The Brewers of MY memory - other than the '70s teams with Tommy Harper, George Scott, and later - Hank Aaron - were Harvey's Wallbangers of the early '80s. When Selig and Bando got money-skittish and let the team vanish away, that's when I left - your Twins got Molitor AND a ring. I vowed never to support Selig's LOOSER team again.
Besides, at that time the Cubs were getting better - and in another league. Since my dad was a Cubs fan from the days of Gabby Hartnett, the move was natural.
So I feel a bit twisted over the "new" Brew Crew. New owner Mark Atanasio (sp?) has built a young team that plays fundamentals (when whas the last time "Cubs" and "fundamentals" were synonyms?) - and watching a game at Miller Park is far nicer than braving harsh winds off the lake at the corrugated metal tank that County stadium was.
But County Stadium - and the early '80s Brewers - were OF Milwaukee. Working class. Hard-drinking (well, at least Pete Vuckovich and Stormin' Gorman Thomas). Raw and out in the elements. Miller Park - and the new Chris Capuano Brewers - are "prettyfied." I don't feel much of a connection with the new team.
Has anyone named Gordon ever run a country?
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Kartoum? BAD END IIRC
sittenpretty,creamsickle
fixed it
Every time I hear this phrase it reminds me of an old Sears catalogue I once saw, that featured an alaborate engraved illustration of a one-piece set of men's underwear that included a little electrified loop of wire off the front hem. They were "therapeutic."
mena
Hey, remember how they used to airbrush the models' navels out of pictures in the Sears catalogs back in the 60s? Weird, man. As if the navel is a naughty bit.
smalfish daughter -
also
# 330 - Byzantium is renamed Nova Roma during a dedication ceremony, but is more popularly referred to as Constantinople.
# 1310 - 54 members of the Knights Templar are burned at the stake in France for being heretics.
# 1745 - War of Austrian Succession: Battle of Fontenoy – At Fontenoy, French forces defeat an Anglo-Dutch-Hanoverian army.
#1812 - Prime Minister Spencer Perceval is assassinated by John Bellingham in the lobby of the House of Commons, London.
# 1857 - Indian Mutiny: Indian rebels seize Delhi from the British.
And where's Little Richard gonna sing and dance???
Zap Rowsdower
NEXT WEDNESDAY IN GREEN FUCKING BAY.
Rockin' 50s Fest III.
Oh ya, you can her Emmy.
Hiya LittlePig! It was good to meet you yesterday.
Yea, but 20 below? That shit is just unacceptable.
And +110 isn't?
I live in India for a few years, and we had temps like that. but in FL and TX it rarely get higher than 100.
Hulllloooooooooooooooooooo Emmy!
Good evening, bats. I woke up late, so you are going to get some elegant blog promotion from me. First, FeraLiberal's wonderful Pippin cat.
Second, did you know how many books that famous wingnut lady Caitlin Flanagan sold in the last year?
NEXT WEDNESDAY IN GREEN FUCKING BAY.
Rockin' 50s Fest III.
Nope. Still won't go there.
Hiya LittlePig! It was good to meet you yesterday.
Jennifer
Hey lady! It was great fun indeed.
Hulllloooooooooooooooooooo Emmy!
Wee, now that's what I call love.
Ah, Pitch Black...
watertiger
How far in?
NEXT WEDNESDAY IN GREEN FUCKING BAY.
WOOOOO! PACKERS!!!!!!!!
MOVE along, nothing to see here. No one in authority paid a price-- early retirement doesn't count.
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Well, those people were living there while not white, after all. They coulda been dangerous. Kinda like deMenzies.
I live in India for a few years, and we had temps like that. but in FL and TX it rarely get higher than 100.
Live Free or Die
You are so full of shit.
Giving spare change to the homeless there, though, is wrong.
Giving $$ is not wise. Food is ok. Giving $$ to homeless encourages bad behavior.
Hi, Emmy!!
That's a nickname I have for my wife!!
Though we got hit with this thing a few years back.
Bas-O-Matic | 05.11.07 - 6:41 pm | #
Man I forgot just how much that thing fucked up the city.
Hi Emmy.
[suppresses belch]
Hello, Emmy! Check out Pippin the cat and decide what the gargoyle is whispering in Pippin's ear.
Hey Emmy.
Emmy's a good name.
Wave back, Emmy - get your Pop to show you how.
"Oh, look it's Exhibit A in the Lord of the Rings vs. Eragon Plagiarism suit"
I live in India for a few years, and we had temps like that. but in FL and TX it rarely get higher than 100.
Live Free or Die
You are so full of shit.
You dont believe that I live in India> Why not? Are boarding schools only for white people?
A Magellanic penguin whose natural habitat is the cool climes of southern Chile has strayed thousands of miles from his home, arriving in Peru.
The penguin, native to the Strait of Magellan region of Chile, swam all the way to Peru's Paracas national reserve.
Scientists say the bird appeared to have made the 5,000km (3,000-mile) journey alone.
They say the penguin must have "got off course" to end up just 14 degrees south of the equator.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world...cas/
6647485.stm
Are boarding schools only for white people?
Yeah.
I like this guy:
Neither snow, nor rain, nor fire and brimstone will keep Joshua Witter from the swift completion of his appointed rounds come the end of the world.
Witter, a 24-year-old self-described atheist living in Orlando, is the creator of the Post-Rapture Post, which bills itself as "the postal service of the saved."
For as little as $4.99, Witter offers to deliver your letters to friends and loved ones left behind after the Rapture, when some Christians believe they will be whisked up to heaven while everyone else — the "Left Behind" of the popular book series — suffers a series of tribulations.
As Witter sees it, it will fall to the unsaved to serve as the postmen of the Apocalypse.
"Do you want to take the chance that your loved ones will have to suffer through your ascension into Heaven without knowing how you really feel in your heart?" the site asks. "Sign up for the Post-Rapture Post today to guarantee that, while you are gone, you will remain in the thoughts of those left behind."
"Holy crap, a plan B.," wrote one of the site's visitors, known only as Fred B. from Oregon. "This is my kind of religion."
Others weren't so charitable. "I am shocked at your website," penned a woman identified as Kim F. "It is not even remotely funny. ... All who are a part of this, surely, God will judge to damnation."
As an atheist, one of the things Witter doesn't believe in is any sort of damnation. Or the Rapture. Or God, for that matter. Even if there is a Rapture, he said, it's best to prepare because Witter is pretty sure he'll be one of the many left behind.
"The Bible says that only those that repent of their sins and accept Jesus as the True Son of God will be saved," the site reads. "We do neither. Some of our personal sins include: drunkenness, heresy, sacrilege/blasphemy, gluttony, laciviousness, and sloth. There is no way we are going to disappear into Heaven any time soon."
Giving $$ to homeless encourages bad behavior.
We seriously need an emoticon that rolls eyes.
# 330 - Byzantium is renamed Nova Roma during a dedication ceremony, but is more popularly referred to as Constantinople.
I thought Istanbul was Constantinople.
is tofu served at boarding schools?
Giving spare change to the homeless there, though, is wrong.
Giving $$ is not wise. Food is ok. Giving $$ to homeless encourages bad behavior.
Live Free or Die
Oh, fuck that noise. My brother and I got panhandled in New Orleans at Mardi Gras years ago; my brother felt like he needed to ask the guy why he wanted the money. "To buy a beer" the guy replied. So we gave him some money.
You dont believe that I live in India> Why not? Are boarding schools only for white people?
Live Free or Die
Do the needful.
Giving $$ is not wise. Food is ok. Giving $$ to homeless encourages bad behavior.
Live Free or Die | 05.11.07 - 6:52 pm | #
You are such a stupid fuckhead.
I thought Istanbul was Constantinople.
rorschach, migozarad
That's nobody's business but the Turks.
We seriously need an emoticon that rolls eyes.
I thought Istanbul was Constantinople.
rorschach, migozarad
That's nobody's business but the Turks.
Sending children to boarding school encourages bad behavior.
Rockin' 50s Fest III.
Nope. Still won't go there.
Zap Rowsdower
You don't know what you're missing - people from more than 30 countries are coming to the Casino for this big blow-out. Runs Wednesday through Sunday.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, it just clicked over to 105F!
And yet, surprisingly, I do not have the a/c on and I'm not dying. Gee. You mean all those things I did to ensure this result actually had value? How shocking!
Under blue skies and warm late afternoon sunshine, the outgoing British Prime Minister Tony Blair received a warm welcome in Paris from the outgoing French President, Jacques Chirac.
As a Republican Guard of Honour stood smartly to attention on the steps of the Elysee Palace, the two leaders shook hands and then Mr Chirac leaned forward to hug Mr Blair, swapping a traditional kiss on each cheek.
Their relationship has been famed for its difficult periods and disagreements between Britain and France - mainly over the war in Iraq, but often over Europe.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world...ope/
6648825.stm
I'm gonna go give some change to a bum and sit there to make sure he smokes all of his fucking crack.
Then I'll bring him home so he can rummage for tinfoil.
Coke me, Texas.
I thought Istanbul was Constantinople.
rorschach, migozarad
That's nobody's business but the Turks.
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A Saginaw, MI, man on Wednesday pleaded guilty to charges of sodomy, resisting and obstructing a police officer and indecent exposure stemming from an Oct. 20 incident in which he was discovered having sex with a dog carcass.
Ronald E. Kuch, 45, entered the plea Wednesday in the Bay County courtroom of Circuit Judge Joseph K. Sheeran.
Kuch will be sentenced July 2. He faces up to 22 years for the sodomy charge, a felony; up to three years and a $2,000 fine for the resisting and obstructing charge, also a felony; and up to one year and a $1,000 fine for the indecent exposure charge, a misdemeanor.
The incident occurred in a wooded area behind the Forest Early Childhood Center, 2169 W. Midland Road, where day care and Young Five programs are held.
Kuch apparently ran off when a Bay County Animal Control officer, who had come to retrieve the dead animal, observed him with the carcass.
When Sheeran asked Kuch on Wednesday to tell him in his own words what happened, Kuch replied, ''I had sexual relations with a carcass.''
Kuch said the ''black Labrador,'' had been dead for three days, having been hit by a car. Kuch told Sheeran that he had taken the dog, which had belonged to a friend of his, to the wooded area where he planned to bury it.
(Man, my musical reference just bumped the stock value of Coke up a couple of points.)
Giving $$ is not wise. Food is ok. Giving $$ to homeless encourages bad behavior.
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It's like talking to weirdos.
Wave back, Emmy - get your Pop to show you how.
Her dad's pretty illiterate in the ways of emoticons.
But she just left anyway.
Thank you for your hospitality. She enjoyed it very much.
"To buy a beer" the guy replied. So we gave him some money.
So if alcoholism is the reason why he is on the street, how does it benefit him to give him money.
You don't know what you're missing - people from more than 30 countries are coming to the Casino for this big blow-out. Runs Wednesday through Sunday.
You sure you didn't mean counties?
Well, I've gotta close up the joint and go home.
I'll rap atcha in a bit...
I blame Haloscan.
What kind of coke?
NTodd,
the eclipses are starting...
an Oct. 20 incident in which he was discovered having sex with a dog carcass.
And they called it puppy loooove...
When Sheeran asked Kuch on Wednesday to tell him in his own words what happened, Kuch replied, ''I had sexual relations with a carcass.''
Kuch said the ''black Labrador,'' had been dead for three days, having been hit by a car. Kuch told Sheeran that he had taken the dog, which had belonged to a friend of his, to the wooded area where he planned to bury it.
Many of the most successful cultures engaged in corpse-fucking before burying their dead. It was an evolutionary advantage.
So if alcoholism is the reason why he is on the street, how does it benefit him to give him money.
Live Free or Die | 05.11.07 - 6:57 pm | #
Fuck off, presumptuous asshole.
Poppy the St Bernard dog has proved to be a real supermum - after giving birth to 13 puppies.
The 12-stone dog was in labour for eight hours as she produced the staggering litter.
But owners Alan and Angela Bateman, from Hankham near Eastbourne, were left shocked because a scan suggested she would only have three pups.
Mother-of-five Mrs Bateman said the only thought in her mind when the 13th puppy arrived was: "Oh my goodness."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_ne...sex/
6643397.stm
Giving $$ to homeless encourages bad behavior.
Nonsense! Every dime you give a homeless person is worth a dollar of tofu.
It's a fact!
I thought Istanbul was Constantinople.
rorschach, migozarad
Don't forget that Repuke that claimed Istanbul was Baghdad.
I'll rap atcha in a bit...
==
Jim Anchower!!
the eclipses are starting...
[looks out window]
Oh.
[fast forwards]
Kuch will be sentenced July 2. He faces up to 22 years for the sodomy charge, a felony; up to three years and a $2,000 fine for the resisting and obstructing charge, also a felony; and up to one year and a $1,000 fine for the indecent exposure charge, a misdemeanor.
Ass fucking = no good
Obstruction = no good
Indecent exposure = no good
Resisting - no good.
Fucking a dog? Outfuckingstanding.
Sheesh!
What kind of coke?
David (Austin Tx)
How about a Dr. Pepper? I believe the ones down your way still have real sugar in them.
So if alcoholism is the reason why he is on the street, how does it benefit him to give him money.
Live Free or Die | 05.11.07 - 6:57 pm | #
Fuck off, presumptuous asshole.
I give food to the homeless. what is wrong with that?
I always give money to panhandlers. I've said this before.
The way I feel about it is - I don't care what they do with it, that's their business. I also don't care if they've chosen that life. That life still sucks and if I have extra money on me, I'll give it to them.
I couldn't live with myself if I didn't.
the eclipses are starting...
[looks out window]
Oh.
[fast forwards]
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
So if alcoholism is the reason why he is on the street, how does it benefit him to give him money.
Of course anybody who drinks beer is an alcoholic.
And of course since our society refuses to do anything else to help this guy, we clearly shouldn't give him loose change, either. Darwinism, baby! I got mine, fuck you! I even went to boarding school so I could pick myself up by my own bootstraps!
Per Wikipedia, the 2003 derecho is now known as "Hurricane Elvis".
LittlePig | 05.11.07 - 6:45 pm | #
Yeah. A friend of mine was without electricity for 12 days, had power for two, and then was out for two more. Hundreds of thousands of people w/o power for weeks, barely a blip on the national radar. NYC goes a few hours without power later that summer, all over the headlines.
The only positive to it is that just about everybody in Memphis has a generator now, so if the power ever goes out like that again most of us will be prepared.
LFoD is a uncaring vulgar libertarian tosser, why bother conversing with a wretched creature?
LFoD had a job at a call center in Bangelore. It didn't work out though.
gwb:drf
"To buy a beer" the guy replied. So we gave him some money.
So if alcoholism is the reason why he is on the street, how does it benefit him to give him money.
Live Free or Die
I'm pretty fucking sure that the vast majority of people celebrating Mardi Gras were not alcoholics, which means the odds are that this guy wasn't, either. But so what if he was? It was Mardi Gras, the guy was surrounded by drunks, and had no money to buy a drink. He needed that dollar. And I pointed him to a corner grocery store where you could buy tall boys for that amount.
Some of us aren't complete cretins like you.
[fast forwards]
"Innnnnnnn-DEEEE! The solar cells are going ouuuuut!!!">
I couldn't live with myself if I didn't.
It is really hard for me to part with my money, but if I do, I would like for them to have a good meal instead of meth.
I give food to the homeless. what is wrong with that?
You ask stupid rhetorical questions. What is wrong with that?
Are boarding schools only for white people?
Yeah.
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii
Mine was.
Actual quote from admissions guy: "We are completely desegragated; we don't allow any Blacks at all."
I thought my little 15 year old head would explode, but it was A-Ok with the folks, so there I was.
Until I got expelled.
"Innnnnnnn-DEEEE! The solar cells are going ouuuuut!!!">
I'm there, baby.
How about a Dr. Pepper? I believe the ones down your way still have real sugar in them.
LittlePig
Have to drive up to Waco, or over to Rudy's BBQ for the Dr. Pepper with cane sugar, rather than high fructose in them.
Might take a bit.
Jim Anchower, people. Where's the love?
Some of us aren't complete cretins like you.
alcohol is a luxury-not a necessity.
LFoD is a uncaring vulgar libertarian tosser, why bother conversing with a wretched creature?
I enjoy his miraculous tofu recipes and enlightened social commentary.
I wish someone that the Press actually listens to would take the time to point out that all these dire republic pronouncements about "the money running out on the troops" are bullshit.
If a bill isn't done, the ammo and MREs aren't going to disappear at the stroke of midnight like Cinderella's fucking pumpkin. That money is mostly for the next generation of Patriot missiles that miss their targets, coffee cups and baseball hats with Raytheon logos, and the XK-34 space modulator development program.
It's not like we're going to have a bunch of naked guys throwing rocks at insurgents from the backs of donkeys.
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none of us are going to change his fucked up selfish vulgar libertarian bullshit he believes
he will repeat the same old tired arguments
he is beyond help
Fucking a dog? Outfuckingstanding.
Sheesh!
smalfish
Maybe we need to start leaving dead animals around the White House.
Just to test the willpower of the Current Occupant.
The only positive to it is that just about everybody in Memphis has a generator now, so if the power ever goes out like that again most of us will be prepared.
Bas-O-Matic
That's how Little Rock is after the big ice storm a few years ago. We were without for about six days - but better in winter than the summer.
It's weird that I heard absolutely nothing about the Memphis deal, but that was right after I lost my dream job and began my long sojourn into unemployment...
I couldn't live with myself if I didn't.
It is really hard for me to part with my money, but if I do, I would like for them to have a good meal instead of meth.
Live Free or Die | 05.11.07 - 7:01 pm | #
Take them home and feed them.
Ah, pretty lady gets et.
LFoD probably would eat a poor person
Jesus please let it be true that Cheney is a documented whoremaster. With phone records and possible file on specific perversities. That's all.
I can't see passing judgment on people before I deign to give them something.
That's just ridiculous.
alcohol is a luxury-not a necessity.
So let's tax it!
Earlier today tena was saying that it's been a shitty week. And the fun doesn't stop here.
We're in for a dreary night of LFoD telling poor people where to get bags of potatoes, and what bus routes to use to haul them home.
Oy.
Ah, pretty lady gets et.
[Riddick wipes hands]
That money is mostly for the next generation of Patriot missiles that miss their targets, coffee cups and baseball hats with Raytheon logos, and the XK-34 space modulator development program.
Contractors. Cut off the mercenary money, at least.
Clean air and water is a luxury. And a solvent.
I couldn't live with myself if I didn't.
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Good for you Tena.
Let me be clear: discussions of Two Legs' involvement with dead Labradors are not attractive and will not be encouraged.
Discussions of St. Bernards who produce exuberantly are something that really belong in the "Style" section of the Blog. They are not something that small children need concern themselves with nor, in the event, need to recognise.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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It's not like we're going to have a bunch of naked guys throwing rocks at insurgents from the backs of donkeys.
Probably a better way of warfare anyway.
Farts cause global warming, so should be taxed.
alcohol is a luxury-not a necessity.
So let's tax it!
Sintax for you and sintax for me
Tralalala dee dee dee
Add suitable Fred Astaire moves.
UK forces in Afghanistan and Iraq have started using a new satellite system that will see a dramatic improvement in their communications capability.
They are now sending voice, images and other data over the Skynet 5A platform.
The spacecraft, which was launched in March, is part of a £3.6bn project to upgrade the super-fast connections between command centres.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/scien...ure/
6645987.stm
Jim Anchower, people. Where's the love?
mena
I'm still upset that Herbert Kornfeld is dead.
LFoD is a uncaring vulgar libertarian tosser, why bother conversing with a wretched creature?
She said "tosser." heh.
gwb:drf
Oy.
Arabella
You know, it has been, but I was just telling Mr. Tena that today the flow around here has been exceptional.
I think. I've enjoyed it and it's cheered me up.
GravatarLFoD probably would eat a poor person
I am a vegetarian. But if I dont money on myself, why should give it to others? I save most of what I make.
Might take a bit.
David (Austin Tx)
Too bad. I figured Austin was "Texas-close" enough to Waco for the sugar to make it down there.
At my brief interregnum at UT-Austin I was amazed at the West Texas folks that considered a 200 mile trip "a short drive".
[Riddick wipes hands]
"Like I said, it's not me you have to worry about."
OK, kids - gotta continue on my two-week musical overload.
(Tonight - Sam Lay.)
G'nite!
Great interview with one of the fired U.S. Attorneys (David Iglesias) here
http://www.myleftwing.com/showDi...o?
diaryId=16571
Jesus please let it be true that Cheney is a documented whoremaster. With phone records and possible file on specific perversities. That's all.
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I can't even imagine the amount of money it would take. I can't make my brain go there.
The world would be a better place if we were all just like Fuck of and Die.
back to the roses...
Non-tofu-based foods are a luxury.
Tucker, Brooke discussing post partum depression: "I like Brooke Shields when she doesn't talk."
Why is Tena so much into this tossing shit? What is this tossing shit.
I enjoy his miraculous tofu recipes and enlightened social commentary.
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:02 pm | #
NTodd owes me a keyboard, but I'll take it in trade behind the Tastee Freez.
alcoholic tofu
Poverty is a sign of malevolent moral character.
They are now sending voice, images and other data over the Skynet 5A platform
OH SHIT!
We. Are. FUKT!
I'm still upset that Herbert Kornfeld is dead.
==
WHAT?!? How are his bitches and his shorties holding up?
Awwww... HICA!
Sweaty, but done scooted to Sahib's, just before the downpour!
.
NTodd owes me a keyboard, but I'll take it in trade behind the Tastee Freez.
I can't give you a handout, er...job because that would encourage bad behavior.
Poverty is a sign of malevolent moral character.
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii
Huh. I thought it was Republican party membership.
Tucker, Brooke discussing post partum depression: "I like Brooke Shields when she doesn't talk."
I like Tucker when he doesn't breathe.
Moonboo - watch out. LFoD is going to start chatting you up any minute now. He loves cheeky young ladies.
gwb:drf
At my brief interregnum at UT-Austin I was amazed at the West Texas folks that considered a 200 mile trip "a short drive".
LittlePig
Oh, Waco is just up the road a piece.
It's just that the 'piece' is a hundred miles away, so patience is the order of the day.
True Story:
Ben Franklin wanted the Tofurkey to be the national bird.
Tofu-fucking was an evolutionary advantage for tribes in Meso-america.
Poverty is a sign of malevolent moral character.
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii
Dingdingding!
"I've got mine, why don't you have yours?"
Sheesh. Don't start me on my own white privilege experience.
Tofu condoms
Moonboo - watch out. LFoD is going to start chatting you up any minute now. He loves cheeky young ladies.
Cant deny that.
"Where is Hassan? WHERE IS HASSAN?!"
Poverty is a sign of malevolent moral character.
Which reminds me. Can you spare a dime?
"Where is Hassan? WHERE IS HASSAN?!"
watertiger
Kind of an odd role for David Keith. Usually he's accellerating lives or some such.
Moonboo - watch out. LFoD is going to start chatting you up any minute now. He loves cheeky young ladies.
if he does, I have two words 'Piss Off!'
I like Tucker when he doesn't breathe.
Echidne of the snakes
You complete me.
WHAT?!? How are his bitches and his shorties holding up?
mena
Some new guy was promted to AR manager. I haven't seen anything about how he keeps the homies and bitchez in line.
Oops. Keith David. Damn two-first-named people.
Jesus please let it be true that Cheney is a documented whoremaster. With phone records and possible file on specific perversities. That's all.
Even when the truth comes out, I expect a legion of defenders to commence a bombardment on the media. Deflect, defend, deny.
My toe hurts.
.
Sheesh. Don't start me on my own white privilege experience.
I already know. White liberals can be quite hypocritical.
LFoD is Eschaton's town drunk.
Okay, Otis. Lock youself in the cell and sleep it off.
gwb:drf
if he does, I have two words 'Piss Off!'
Moonbootica, Jog On!
Shouldn't that be "sod off! you bloody git!"
if he does, I have two words 'Piss Off!'
Come on. I'm not the demon you are making me out to be. I'm a lover not a fighter.
Shouldn't that be "sod off! you bloody git!"
Quite right.
I can't give you a handout, er...job because that would encourage bad behavior.
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:07 pm | #
Slather me in tofu, big boy.
At my brief interregnum at UT-Austin I was amazed at the West Texas folks that considered a 200 mile trip "a short drive".
LittlePig
The whole of my first year with Miriam, I was in ABQ and she in Austin. I'd drive 13.5 hours through West Texas on a Friday, spend Saturday with her, and drive back on Sunday...
Love is stupid
Just got an email from Alberto Gonzales hyping some penny stock.
if he does, I have two words 'Piss Off!'
Tell LFoD to "sod off" Moonboo. Come on, say it.
It will be so cool.
gwb:drf
Come on. I'm not the demon you are making me out to be. I'm a lover not a fighter.
Live Free or Die | 05.11.07 - 7:12 pm | #
You are no demon.
You're simply a moron.
"Looks clear!"
Wayne Madsen cannot always be wrong, right?
JESUS, PLEASE.... nothing but a kinky sex scandal will rid us of this corpulent ghoul.
What is this tossing shit.
Live Free or Die
I'll take "Your Talking Points" for $800, Alex.
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Love is being broke
Deflect, defend, deny.
smalfish
The liberal media is obsessed with Bush/Cheney hatred! This would never happen -- only a far-left secular humanist would accuse the VP of such a thing. He was no where near there, it was three other guys (a Latino, a Mooslem and a black dude); these charges are ridiculous and we will not respond to them further.
Come on. I'm not the demon you are making me out to be. I'm a lover not a fighter.
Live Free or Die | 05.11.07 - 7:12 pm | #
I wouldn't accept a date from you if we were the last people on earth.
your beliefs offend me, I don't deal with vulgar libertarian tossers
your worse than a demon, they don't know any better, your a human being, but frankly thats even stretching it
Demoron?
Love is stupid
==
Boy, I should put that on my headstone.
You are no demon.
You're simply a moron.
Was I talking to you?
You probably are better off saving the money you give to panhandlers and gicing a donation to a local homeless shelter.
A homeless mans perspective:
Here's my opinion on panhandling:
Never give to panhandlers. That's the message. "Just Say No." Now, there is always an exception to this rule, and that is if it appears that the person asking you for money, or something else, will become violent if you don't comply. But, in that circumstance, this person is no longer a panhandler, but a robber, a thief, and he/she has broken the law.
Of all the time I've been on the streets and have known homeless, and street people (street people are not necessarily homeless), I've never come across a legitimate need for panhandling. They have all used the money for drugs and alcohol.
Then there is the issue of food. Should you give a panhandler food. That depends on your approach. All panhandlers have to eat. And, they will use some of the money you give them to eat with - TacoBell is a favorite. But, when you give them food, then they can save that much more of their panhandling money for drugs and alcohol. Still, if you use the excuse of feeding a panhandler to develop a relationship with him, then you should. Don't just give him money and then walk away. Take the man into Taco Bell with you, and eat with him. Engage him in conversation. Become his friend. Find out what his real needs are - perhaps he needs a better pair of shoes, or perhaps he needs eye-glasses, or perhaps the chance to call home. This is how you provide for the real needs of the homeless.
Know that homeless people have lost most of their love of self and others, and that by others showing genuine concern for them, they will begin, again, to care about themselves - a first step in the journey out of homelessness.
for Anabella
LFoD Sod Off!
HARDBALL
Tweety: this is a very bad for me im sad we might have to leave iraq
Robinson: so why dont we leave
Tweety: its almost like we invaded
Brownstein: amazing that dems are showing backbone it blows my mind
Tweety: bush isn't afraid of nuttin hes like teh cowardly lion
Tumulty: yeah
Tweety: bush is teh commander in chief needs no more power toothpaste is out of teh tubes
Tumulty: um yeah
Tweety: hes like Harry Truman he wants McCollogh to write a book about maybe Loserman
Robinson: he will never give in
Tofu-fucking was an evolutionary advantage for tribes in Meso-america.
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:08 pm | #
Does LFoD's existence prove, via evolutionary psychology, that idiotic, judgmental selfishness helps us pass our genes along?
Jesus please let it be true that Cheney is a documented whoremaster. With phone records and possible file on specific perversities. That's all.
Even when the truth comes out, I expect a legion of defenders to commence a bombardment on the media. Deflect, defend, deny.
smalfish
The whores will go on TV to apologize for all the pain they've caused to Cheney's family.
Moonboo - whatever you do, do not start talking about shoes. Especially not spike heeled shoes.
LFoD will go nuts.
gwb:drf
I wouldn't accept a date from you if we were the last people on earth.
your beliefs offend me, I don't deal with vulgar libertarian tossers
your worse than a demon, they don't know any better, your a human being, but frankly thats even stretching it
Admit it. You have problems dating black men. You want to give us a hand out, but no action.
Does LFoD's existence prove, via evolutionary psychology, that idiotic, judgmental selfishness helps us pass our genes along?
rorschach, migozarad
Only if it reproduces.
LFoD is no human being, he is just nothing
CoT nails it again. You have mad precise translation skills, I am impressed.
LFoD Sod Off!
Oh baby!!!
You are no demon.
You're simply a moron.
rorschach, migozarad
Perhaps a deron. Or even a mormen.
LFoD -- you're hammered, right? Just go ahead and disavow any knowledge of your own actions at this point. I don't think you're a complete dick. Just back away from the keyboard and have a tofu brownie.
Admit it. You have problems dating black men. You want to give us a hand out, but no action.
Live Free or Die | 05.11.07 - 7:15 pm | #
you wanker, it has nothing to do with your skin colour, jeez self involved much!
you have offensive beliefs, you want to fuck the poor and support scabs.
uncaring arsehole
Was I talking to you?
Live Free or Die | 05.11.07 - 7:14 pm | #
No, you weren't, you moron.
Try to pay attention.
Does LFoD's existence prove, via evolutionary psychology, that idiotic, judgmental selfishness helps us pass our genes along?
rorschach, migozarad
Depends if you have carnal relations with the tofu first.
From WarRoom:
Unsynchronized spinning
That meeting in which moderate Republicans told the president this week that he's risking the future of the Republican Party by sticking to his guns on Iraq?
Here's how White House spokeswoman Dana Perino spun it in an interview with CNN's Paula Zahn last night: "They expressed displeasure to the president. They expressed frustration, because of a lack of progress. The president understands that. He's right there with them on that. And I think that, if you look at our party, we are ones that like a frank exchange of views. We have a big tent. And discussions like this are OK. They're good to have. And that's why the president was very happy to have them at the White House."
Yep, he was frickin' overjoyed all right -- and happier still to have word of the meeting leaked to the press. From today's Washington Post: "White House political adviser Karl Rove, furious that Republican moderates had divulged a confrontational meeting they had on Tuesday with Bush on the war, started yesterday with an angry conversation with the meeting's organizer, Rep. Mark Steven Kirk (R-Ill.), according to several GOP lawmakers. Dan Meyer, the White House's chief lobbyist, called the other participants to express the administration's unhappiness."
Thanks Moonboo.
No shoe talk, right?
gwb:drf
Boy, I should put that on my headstone.
Mine's gonna read:
"Eh, I tried."
Does LFoD's existence prove, via evolutionary psychology, that idiotic, judgmental selfishness helps us pass our genes along?
Yes, being an asshole was very beneficial in small hunter-gatherer communities 30,000 years ago.
LFoD you are a horrible person, and its is has nothing to do whether your black or not.
Christ get over yourself already
Love is stupid
Love stinks.
Admit it. You have problems dating black men. You want to give us a hand out, but no action.
Oooo. Burn.
Sucks to be home on Friday night.
gwb:drf
Admit it. You have problems dating black men. You want to give us a hand out, but no action.
Once again, Fuck off and Die cuts right to the heart of the matter. Tell me what I'm thinking now.
Thanks Moonboo.
No shoe talk, right?
gwb:drf
Arabella Trefoil | 05.11.07 - 7:17 pm | #
will avoid it heh
And in other news today, there was the totally hot baby castrating cheerleader on meth.
LFoD -- you're hammered, right? Just go ahead and disavow any knowledge of your own actions at this point. I don't think you're a complete dick. Just back away from the keyboard and have a tofu brownie
Shit your busted me. I'm leaving b4 i get kicked off. Byeeeeeee moonie.
I don't think I've ever seen Moon go off like this.
Wayne Madsen cannot always be wrong, right?
Well, he could be always wrong. What annoys me tremendously is that the cocktail circuit probably knows exactly whose names were on that list.
Well, ain't that just mighty white of 'em?
The Bush administration said on Friday it no longer seeks to limit the number of meetings between Guantanamo prisoners and their lawyers, a proposal that had been strongly criticized by civil liberties and legal groups.
Oh, and on another topic, LFoD is a fucking imbecile.
I like to spend my Friday evenings in a church basement sitting on a folding metal chair and talking my fellow libertarians about the "Libertarian Lifestyle."
gwb:drf
And in other news today, there was the totally hot baby castrating cheerleader on meth.
gosh darn it
Her being hot, of course makes it acceptable.
" let it be true that Cheney is a documented whoremaster."
Did I miss a developing story?
I'm calm now
Fucking a dog? Outfuckingstanding.
Gives a whole new meaning to "screwing the pooch," don't it?
Man. That story is just NASTY.
THEY SHOULD JUST LET THE DUDE TOKE AND WEAR NO. 420
Mine's gonna read:
"Eh, I tried."
watertiger
==
Let's be careful to not cheer each other up.
Brownstein: dood Rudy is teh federalist
Tweety: hes jeffersonian but will the crazies buy it
Tumulty: california is key to this strategy
Brownstein: no they're all nuts in Orange County
Tweety: i miss that show that guy was hot
Robinson: calm down dood u still have one tree hill
Tweety: yeah
Robinoson: if abortion is murder why is it ok in California and not Montana
LFoD you are a horrible person, and its is has nothing to do whether your black or not.
Christ get over yourself already
the thing is I am not a bad person. I've helped more poor and disadvantaged people than you will ever know. But they they have to want the help. I'm no going to give money to people to do drugs. Thats not bad.
my alternative headstone:
"Wow, does THIS piss me off!"
I'm calm now
Moonbootica, Jog On! | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:20 pm | #
In anger or at peace, you're always righteous, Moonboo.
At my brief interregnum at UT-Austin I was amazed at the West Texas folks that considered a 200 mile trip "a short drive".
LittlePig
Try the western slope in Colorado. The nearest I am in Lake City, to a grocery store that isn't an overpriced repository of bad food is 55 miles, one way.
the "Libertarian Lifestyle."
gwb:drf
Arabella Trefoil
Gay lifestyle:
Buy coffee
drive to work
Do laundry
make dinner
argue about money
buttsex or hot guy-on-guy action
Libertarian lifestyle:
Buy coffee
Drive to work
Do Laundry
make dinner
argue about money
???????
Couldn't somebody pay the prostitutes to talk? Maybe we could set up a fund? I mean - how strong can their professional work ethic be? Stronger than Judith Miller's, that's for sure - but wouldn't they share info for 100K or so?
Friday Nudibranch Blogging.
You know what you must do.
Brownstein: no they're all nuts in Orange County
Tweety: i miss that show that guy was hot
Robinson: calm down dood u still have one tree hill
Dood U O ME a keyboard!
I've helped more poor and disadvantaged people than you will ever know.
[sobs, gives FOAD a hug, sticks tongue in ear, lifts wallet, pees on leg]
"The MPAA film rating system has existed for nearly 40 years as an educational tool for parents to assist them in making decisions about what movies are appropriate for their children," Glickman said. "It is a system that is designed to evolve alongside modern parental concerns."
In line with that evolution, the MPAA ratings board "will now consider smoking as a factor among many other factors, including violence, sexual situations and language, in the rating of films," he said.
MPAA ratings -- now with more retardation than ever!!!!!!
Couldn't somebody pay the prostitutes to talk?
Or maybe she got some concrete overshoes from one of Cheney's people.
I'm just saying.
You know what you must do.
Phila
She's dainty! Like a little girl's party dress.
Couldn't somebody pay the prostitutes to talk?
I dont approve of that professional, but at least they work.
LFoD, how many drinky winkies tonight so far? I mean, quel numero?
gwb:drf
And I think that, if you look at our party, we are ones that like a frank exchange of views. We have a big tent. And discussions like this are OK
Who is she kidding. Parties and candidates that like frank discussions don't throw people out of campaign events because they don't like a bumper sticker on someone's care. Shut up.
"pees on leg]
NTodd"
You have been hanging out with your gang a bit too much again. Get out, see real people.
Friday Nudibranch Blogging.
You know what you must do.
Fuck it, then eat it?
Geeze, Lou...
QUICKVOTE
Do you believe Democrats have sold out our middle class by agreeing to support President Bush's so-called free trade agenda?
Yes
No
That's a real light touch.
I dont approve of that professional, but at least they work.
Live Free or Die | 05.11.07 - 7:24 pm | #
Your approval carries far less weight than you ascribe to it, fuckwit.
MPAA ratings -- now with more retardation than ever!!!!!!
Stunt Woman
Smokers: Worse than Hitler.
Tucker, Brooke discussing post partum depression: "I like Brooke Shields when she doesn't talk."
Culture of Truth
goddamn, the unabashed misogyny of these fucking media people better come to a fucking quick end. that radio duo who yesterday yucked it up with a homeless man who fantasized beating and raping condoleeza rice already has my blood boiling.
Bye moonbatica. Give peace a chance.
LFoD, how many drinky winkies tonight so far? I mean, quel numero?
gwb:drf
i'm on my 3rd vodka tonic
Bye moonbatica. Give peace a chance.
Live Free or Die | 05.11.07 - 7:26 pm | #
*gives the two finger sign*
fuck off and don't come back
You have been hanging out with your gang a bit too much again. Get out, see real people.
Hey, at least I didn't sniff his butt.
Admit it. You have problems dating black men. You want to give us a hand out, but no action.
Live Free or Di
Shit like this makes me quit taking LFoD seriously at all.
Either he's having a laugh, or he's really this cluelessly obnoxious and either way...
Fuck it, then eat it?
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:25 pm | #
Or vice versa.
"Hey, at least I didn't sniff his butt.
NTodd"
Hah!
i'm on my 3rd vodka tonic
Oh!
I knew he was one of those rare, pencil-dicked black men.
im hammered on tofu brandy
Hey, at least I didn't sniff his butt.
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:27 pm | #
Smells of rancid tofu, I'd reckon.
Your approval carries far less weight than you ascribe to it, fuckwit.
rorschach, migozarad
Please stop before we get some muddled theory of how zero is a real weight. It might be greater than a million! Nobody knows!
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Vulgar Libertarianism, Neoliberalism, and Corporate Welfare: A Compendium of Posts
"Wow, does THIS piss me off!"
==
I Fucking Knew It."
Give cheese some pants. NTodd's will do, since he so rarely uses them.
Commencement has commenced!
.
Hey, all we are saying is, give chance a piece.
*gives the two finger sign*
fuck off and don't come back
I love when you talk dirty to me, hottie. Peace out!
i'm on my 3rd vodka tonic
Go have a few more.
Hey, at least I didn't sniff his butt.
NTodd, Voice of The Bear Penii
I'm not buying it unless I have proof. Prove that you did not! Prove it!
It's too heartwrenching and grotesque to dwell upon, but it occurs to me that this is, like, the third story I've seen lately about some wretched infant being horrifically genitally mutilated.
There are always lovable ferocious pets in abundance, e.g. pit bulls or rotweilers or even ferrets, and a murky story in which no one is really sure how it happened.
But, not to get all pop psychology about it-- does anyone here know whether this kind of behavior is indicative of post-partum psychosis?
I'm not saying the mother/woman is the prime suspect or anything, although I think the mothers were caring for the poor babies when the mysterious attack occurred. It just struck me that something so abominable might arise from a psychosis wherein genitalia become an object of rage and hostility.
And what's the best they can do to fix something like that? Not the psychosis, but the results. Damn-- let's move on to something more elevating. 
I knew he was one of those rare, pencil-dicked black men.
hahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahh
Hahahahahahahhhhahah
Good evening.
Bush Resigns
http://www.democraticunderground...&
mesg_id=868920
http://www.mediabistro.com/
tvnew...signs_58889.asp
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Was I talking to you?
Live Free or Die
Talk to this:
[pulls Color Atlas of Rectal Diseases off shelf and shoves random page into LFoD's face]
Sorry for interacting with the fucking moron. It's day six of 11-hour workdays and I'm a bit out of my head...
I'll strive to behave.
LFoD wishes his penis was made of Tofu
I mowed the front and side lawns! Yeah, me!
Bye Vicki. I've pissed everybody off.
If we all act like Bush resigned, he may be dumb enough to believe he did.
Good evening.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Let me be the first to advise you that you have a butt spanking coming.
I"m not saying anything, I'm just sayin'.
I'm not pissed off, you doofus - I'm just disinclined to take you seriously at all.
I'd have to take you seriously before you pissed me off.
chyeah -
I mowed the front and side lawns! Yeah, me!
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:30 pm | #
Yeah, you! I have some flowers that have planted themselves in the side lawn & until I transplant them I can't mow, right??
Fake "Small Government," "Privatization," "Deregulation": A Compendium of Posts
i'm on my 3rd vodka tonic
Slow down, girls. I'll show you trouble.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-...h?v=-
vIDdtztGVM
This is shaping up to be an Ashtray Heart weekend.
Who's pissed at me enough to spank my butt?
So go back up to my last post at 7.18 and tell me what you think?
Keeping in mind that that's there and where I am now is 106F.
Good evening.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Hello, Angel Face.
Evening, folks.
Who invented this "working for a living" thing, anyway? It's plain tirin'.
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*gives the two finger sign*
fuck off and don't come back
Moonbootica, Jog On! | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:27 pm | #
"You have my attention, Detective. My complete, undivided attention."
Well, it's at least a step, though way too late to have much credibility.
US general warns against torture
The top US commander in Iraq has warned his troops not to sanction torture or abuse of Iraqi detainees and has urged them to fight by the rules.
In an open letter, Gen David Petraeus said the argument that torture could elicit information quickly was "wrong". If the US wants to win in Iraq it must keep the "moral high ground", he said.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/ameri...cas/
6647647.stm
LFoD, if you want more of Moonboo's high quality naughty, nasty talk you'll have to go elsewhere.
You have to pay to get it. Moonboo doesn't just give out naughty, nasty talk to all and sundry.
She will not enable you.
LFoD: heh
Hecate: I mowed the front and side lawns! Yeah, me!
I walked. Then I walked some more. Then, walked more. Then, got on a bus. Had a shitty breakfast biscuit. Got on another bus. Got off, walked. Got on another bus. Got off, walked. Sat on my ass in the office, all day. Walked, got on a bus. Got off, got on another bus. Got off, walked, walked, walked.
Then, scootered!
.
until I transplant them I can't mow, right??
Absolutely not!
I mowed the front and side lawns! Yeah, me!
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Slacker.
I knew he was one of those rare, pencil-dicked black men.
ErinPDX
==
Yeah, because he's black.
Yeah, Hecate!
Christian Domestic Discipline!
Who's pissed at me enough to spank my butt?
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
I sproinged during a discussion of spanking.
walked, walked, walked.
See? Who needs gym memberships??
LFoD wishes his penis was made of Tofu | Moonbootica, Jog On!
Who's to say it isn't?
I sproinged during a discussion of spanking.
Gomez
Slow down there, mister.
You have to pay to get it. Moonboo doesn't just give out naughty, nasty talk to all and sundry.
It's wrong to give dirty talk away for free to alcoholic libertarians.
Who's pissed at me enough to spank my butt?
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Spank, spank spank. I'm really leaving now.
See? Who needs gym memberships??
Hecate, R
Um, I typed today.
I exercised all my fingers, every one of them. And some brain cells.
And I do believe I spied new laundry equipment in the laundrette on the scoot back.
.
Slacker.
Mr. Back Yard
You'll get yours tomorrow, Mister.
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush helped raise $10.5 million for the national Republican Party at its annual gala on Thursday night, the smallest take in years for the event that came only months after the GOP lost control of both houses of Congress.
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
It's 98F out here in the desert paradise of Vail, though something like 70F inside. The swampy is working well.
Who's pissed at me enough to spank my butt?
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
No one's pissed -- there was a lot of silliness about Christian men spanking their wives earlier, and someone said something that made Gomez say, quote, SPROING!, and I asked if you knew about this.
I should probably go arrange some flowers or something.
Tweety: whats his evidence
Myers: dood saw teh briefcase full of money and casino chips
Tweety: buy people give me bags of cash all the time but only singles
Myers: we all know that but these were hundreds
Tweety: ok does he have an ax to grind
Myers: hes telling teh truth
Tweety: how can i tell if an emale is over 18
Myers: dood thats a science
Tweety: yur teh best
Bye Vicki. I've pissed everybody off.
You've been dying for vicki to show up. You e-mailed her, I bet, and told her to come and post.
gwb:drf
Fuck. The local PBS station's downlink is getting rained out.
.
I Fucking Knew It."
"But I Didn't Finish Last Week's Crossword Puzzle!"
Tofu Spanking
I mowed the front and side lawns! Yeah, me!
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Bless your heart - you have a push mower or an electric? Either way, come over here, put your feet up, have a nice drink.....
Tweety: yur teh best
Culture of Truth
You are just a genius at this.
I'll strive to behave.
rorschach, migozarad
My comment to you was meant to be a snarky take on that doofus LFoD's penchant for making religious arguments that cause the most baked roomate you ever had to look like St. Thomas Fucking Aquinas.
I sure wasn't trying to stifle ya, I think everyone here should pick up a stick and have a swing at the pinata.
Sorry if I came across badly.. commo skills fading rapidly..
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Sorry if I came across badly.. commo skills fading rapidly..
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Fielding Mellish | 05.11.07 - 7:36 pm | #
Not at all, FM. No offense taken, not in the least.
GWPDA,
Holy shit! 250,000???? You'd be crazy not to. Looks v. nice.
i think my mum would blush at what i've typed.
she doesn't encourage the use of naughty words
and if I do swear, she usually tells me off
so I have to find lesser swear words
You are just a genius at this.
Tena
Damn if he ain't. I'm his biggest* fan.
*hah! fat joke!
"Strong survival instinct. I like that."
Apologies if this is old news.
Freepers, sheesh
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The Democratic National Committee filed two cease-and-desist letters Thursday with a conservative website and XM Radio regarding comments they alleged were made by DNC Chairman Howard Dean.
As a DNC-imposed noon deadline passed today, the allegedly inflamatory comments had not been removed from the Web. A party spokeswoman, Stacie Paxton, said she was not sure what the Democrats' next step would be.
The website FreeRepublic.com, citing an XM radio show, said Thursday that "Dean called Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius early, around 5 am, one morning after the tornado had destroyed the town of Greensburg, Kansas and discussed with her what to say about the tornado and how to blame the war in Iraq and the Bush administration on a slow response to the aftermath."
According to Democrats, the conversation never occurred.
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You mean people actually DRINK while they post?
apparently the English language contains lots of swear words but other languages have insults
I made fromage fort and it's fortifying itself in the icebox now. Stupendous. Got a haircut. Mocked my bosses. Got some kuhl new sandals.
.
You are just a genius at this.
Tena
thanx but he really said that!
Bless your heart - you have a push mower or an electric?
I have a cordless electric that some nice Atriots helped me figure out how to use about this time last year. It does a v. nice job.
You mean people actually DRINK while they post?
Gomez | 05.11.07 - 7:38 pm | #
The smart ones. I always forget to make something before I sit down at the computer, then, once I'm down, I don't want to miss anything...
I made fromage fort and it's fortifying itself in the icebox now.
You made a cheese fort? That is so kewl!
GWDPA, I like it....has both the house AND yard, unlike many of the others you've posted.
Sorry if I came across badly.. commo skills fading rapidly..
You came across malevolently. Care for a glass of solvent?
You mean people actually DRINK while they post?
~Looks around furtively. Raises hand~
my mum was totally wanted this FlyMo which had a clear screen which showed when it was full and a easy cord thing.
Mine?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:18 pm |
It looks nice and Arthur will like the yard and creek, I'm sure.
However, is there enough room for all of us?
Hey, don't know those baked religious discussions with roommates. One collegial evening, the roomie and i sat down and killed 1.5 cases of beer while talking religion. We had wanderers passing the door drawn in for hours (and for free beer).
about the only thing i can trmember is that his conception of a truly holy man was a Baptist minister, and mine was a Jedi Knight.
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You mean people actually DRINK while they post?
I do, almost always. Unless I'm going to the can. In which case I stop drinking but continue to post comments.
I was hoping the future of music meant they would be discussing music that lacks traditional three-chord progresssions, four-piece bands, and songs that feature the words, "baby, baby".
Never mind. The future looks pretty boring. I'll stick with Nurse With Wound, Fille Qui Mousse, Coelacanth, and Elaine Radigue.
I made fromage fort and it's fortifying itself in the icebox now.
You made a cheese fort? That is so kewl!
watertiger
impenetrable walls of gruyere, and a moat of gooey camembert
You mean people actually DRINK while they post?
its multitasking!
You made a cheese fort? That is so kewl!
watertiger
I just opened my third container of Whole Foods date and nut bars.
I"ve developed a kind of reliance problem with them...
I just drink ice water. Goes right in the veins.
so I have to find lesser swear words
awh, come on girl.
all you said was tofu.
apparently the English language contains lots of swear words but other languages have insults
Having lots of swear words is a fucking evolutionary advantage.
You mean people actually DRINK while they post?
Gomez
==
Sometimes, yes. It's alarming, I know.
GWPDA,
Holy shit! 250,000???? You'd be crazy not to. Looks v. nice.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
See, this is where I get lost. Of COURSE, I'd be crazy not to. Then, I look at this one. (Check the library.) And I'd be even more of a fool. So there's sittenpretty jumping ship and you'd think I could, but noooooooooooooooo.....
Tears hair, taps foot.... Worries.
You mean people actually DRINK while they post?
No fucking way I'd ever do that. I post while I drink.
this was the lawnmower my mother really wanted - Flymo Vision Compact 330 Electric Hover Collect Mower.
You all should have some of this tofu wine...
The future looks pretty boring. I'll stick with Nurse With Wound, Fille Qui Mousse, Coelacanth, and Elaine Radigue.
What? No Xhol Caravan?
Who's pissed at me enough to spank my butt?
Is it hot in here or is it me???
GWPDA,
That yard does look nice and seems to get sun even though there are lots of nice mature trees. Not sure how long the growing season is there, but you could prob. even grow vegs.
See, this is where I get lost. Of COURSE, I'd be crazy not to. Then, I look at this one. (Check the library.)
Ooh, six bedrooms! Guests!!!
You mean people actually DRINK while they post?
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Not me, I mostly drink while others post.
You mean people actually DRINK while they post?
I am shocked, I tell you, shocked to hear this!
Mik: general nixon was blunt he said were not making any progress in iraq 60 deaths in diayla in 2007
tweety: dood
Mik: he needs reinforcements its teh classic story of an empire trying to sieze territory thats not theirs
Tweety: yeah
Mik: we win in one area and teh insurgents move somewhere else
Tweety: well we always have teh iraqi government
Mik: oh i forgot nixon sez they suck
Tweety: so we cant win
Mik: well militarily of course we need to cross our fingers and hope the iraqi government and solve every problem in september
Probably you already know that Mothers' Day was not invented to make a profit for Penney's or Wal-Mart,
but was actually founded out of respect for the mothers of the children slaughtered as soldiers in the Civil war. Julia Ward Howe wrote a poem about it. Robert Greenwald has made a short film. My mother is deceased, and her sons never felt the mortal pang of battle. But I still offer this in her honor, and for all the moms here...
.
Byebye, Fry. Such a beautiful death.
Apparently Ricky Williams had his drug test on April 20. What a dumbass.
Now we're in for some fun. Vicki is going to talk about shoes and spanking. LFoD is going to get sloppy drunk horney. Gomez and LFoD will get into a fist fight over Vicki.
gwb:drf
Moon, that is a nice mower, but I would run over the cord, for sure.
my mummy turned 53 today!
You mean people actually DRINK while they post?
Gomez
I only post while I am drinking.
See, this is where I get lost. Of COURSE, I'd be crazy not to. Then, I look at this one. (Check the library.)
That's a beautiful house.
I love everything about it.
Who's pissed at me enough to spank my butt?
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Not pissed, but I'd be willing to help out.
Byebye, Fry. Such a beautiful death.
NOT FOR ME!!
Ooh, six bedrooms! Guests!!!
watertiger
I know baby, and the chances are it'll go at around 299k which is a big 265US and yes, it's just lovely.....
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unless I'm going to the can. In which case I stop drinking but continue to post comments.
==
What have you it on, a neck strap?
Now we're in for some fun. Vicki is going to talk about shoes and spanking. LFoD is going to get sloppy drunk horney. Gomez and LFoD will get into a fist fight over Vicki.
gwb:drf
Arabella Trefoil | 05.11.07 - 7:44 pm | #
spanking with shoes!
Tweety: but Bush will hold some stoopid press conference in september announcing victory is just around teh corner
Mik: dood its too late the iraqi government is so fucked up they wont even pretend to try
Tweety: its a revolting developemnt im quoting some stoopid cartoon from like 50 years ago
Half of my cats in one photo!
.
Now we're in for some fun. Vicki is going to talk about shoes and spanking. LFoD is going to get sloppy drunk horney. Gomez and LFoD will get into a fist fight over Vicki.
Ah, another Friday night at Eschaton
~Settles in on couch and adjusts Miss Thing on lap~
"Sometimes, yes. It's alarming, I know."
--mena
Never.
this was the lawnmower my mother really wanted...
We had a "hover mower" when I was a kid. Smartest purchase my father ever made. I'd beg to let him let me mow the lawn!
but was actually founded out of respect for the mothers of the children slaughtered as soldiers in the Civil war. Julia Ward Howe wrote a poem about it. Robert Greenwald has made a short film. My mother is deceased, and her sons never felt the mortal pang of battle. But I still offer this in her honor, and for all the moms here...
How lovely.
I'm really missing mine this year.
spanking with shoes!
That's not very Christian or loving.
GWPDA,
...
See, this is where I get lost. Of COURSE, I'd be crazy not to. Then, I look at this one. (Check the library.) And I'd be even more of a fool. So there's sittenpretty jumping ship and you'd think I could, but noooooooooooooooo.....
Tears hair, taps foot.... Worries.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:42 pm |
Oh, that's very nice. Very nice indeed.
We ordered a white pizza from Two Boots.
'lo batsies.
How's everybody this fine friday?
What have you it on, a neck strap?
Voice recognition software.
plplplplplplplplplplplp
Pardon.
If only toby would come by and share his poetry, it would be a perfect evening.
gwb:drf
Byebye, Fry. Such a beautiful death.
NOT FOR ME!!
Really, I love that fucking scene. She looks so beatific (and the angel imagery isn't annoying, either). Plus Radha's HOT!
Gomez and LFoD will get into a fist fight over Vicki.
Arabella Trefoil
That would last exactly two hits.
1. Gomez hits Fuck Off And Tofu.
2. Tofu hits floor.
Ah, another Friday night at Eschaton
~Settles in on couch and adjusts Miss Thing on lap~
Hecate
Me too - Mr. Tena couldn't find a DVD he wanted to see and I'm going to do another 12 hour day here, looks like.
[please don't think I don't have a life - I do. I'm actively avoiding some parts of it. )
Moon,
Happy bday to your Taurus Mum. Do you do Mother's Day across the pond? I'll be glad to read your Mum's tarot cards for her birthday if she'd like.
Phucking Phillies stink
If only toby would come by and share his poetry, it would be a perfect evening.
gwb:drf
Arabella Trefoil
Is toby a Vogon?
I see.
LFoD left so he could watch himself on Tweety.
His eyes are freaking me out.
We ordered a white pizza from Two Boots.
I love their pizza!!!
Apparently Ricky Williams had his drug test on April 20. What a dumbass.
Gomez | 05.11.07 - 7:44 pm | #
I just don't get that guy. You can't quit smoking pot for long enough to pass a damn drug test?
GWDPA, I'll take door #2 (unless you have a #3 stashed someplace)
"I know baby, and the chances are it'll go at around 299k which is a big 265US and yes, it's just lovely.....
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
--GWPDA,
What did I miss? A home in Canada?
GWPDA - would you mind very much posting the first link again? I missed it the first time.
My senses are tingling.
Moon,
Happy bday to your Taurus Mum. Do you do Mother's Day across the pond? I'll be glad to read your Mum's tarot cards for her birthday if she'd like.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:47 pm | #
yeah, it is in March, our Mothers Day, sure, I think she would like her tarot cards read
my mum was totally wanted this FlyMo which had a clear screen which showed when it was full and a easy cord thing.
Moonbootica, Jog On!
I've got a LawnMachine corded mower that works brilliantly - but I like your FlyMo - looks like an Avanti from the '50s. Very slick.
LFoD is such a freak. You could probably say "Kotex" and he'd start howling like a hound dog.
gwb:drf
LFoD went off to spank his tofu
By the way, This Album is just fucking awesome.
And my Congressman wrote the liner notes.
Buy it for yo mamas, bitches.
Crazy Eye: we GOPers have been pushing for responsibility for a long time oh let me mention al qaeda
Robinson: dood u make me wish i wasn't black
Crazy: im here im weird get used to it
Robinons: Shiites are going to piss on sunnis because they can
Tweety: 2 month vacation in France
Crazy: for goodness sake they need to step it up -- u know they asked us to invade and greeted us as liberators the least they could do vote Republican
Tweety: oh shut up
Crazy: support our troops and vote GOP
Robinson: what the fuck is victory anyway
Tweety: if they weren't brown we wouldn't be there
Okay, I have to put the girls to bed.
I'll be back later and hopefully I'll remember the cocktail...
LFoD went off to spank his tofu monkey
fixed.
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for calling LFoD a pencil-dick last week.
That was not nice.
Erin, mer, mena - it's at 7.18 above.
Enough to drive me to drink, all of it. ALL OF IT!
Gotta feed Arthur.
.
I love their pizza!!!
watertiger | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:47 pm | #
You'd be better off eating tofu. With thirteen cents' worth, you can feed yourself for a week, and spend the money you saved on Ayn Rand novels and shotgun shells.
i was being bit of a bitch earlier, but for a good cause
Ooh, six bedrooms! Guests!!!
watertiger
Yeah -- but those 10 inch ceilings could make things kinda cramped....
I know this is not earth-shattering, but does anyone know if the Atri-cats have names? I mean, other than "the grey one" and "the other one?"
i was being bit of a bitch earlier, but for a good cause
A perfect description of the original Queen Boudicca, if you think about it.
-
Aaaaah.
Home on the big balcony. Laptop and a drink.
I'm digging it.
my mummy turned 53 today!
Moonbootica, Jog On!
My mummy woulda been 92 last monday were she still alive.....
Wiley & Gizmo.
I know this is not earth-shattering, but does anyone know if the Atri-cats have names? I mean, other than "the grey one" and "the other one?"
tikistitch | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:51 pm | #
Wiley and Gizmo.
I know this is not earth-shattering, but does anyone know if the Atri-cats have names? I mean, other than "the grey one" and "the other one?"
tikistitch | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:51 pm | #
Wiley and Gizmo.
What? No parka?
(just pic)
...does anyone know if the Atri-cats have names?
Gizmo and Wiley, but I can never remember which is which...
Wiley and Gizmo.
Thankee!!
Thanks for all that extra info, Stunt Woman.
spanking with shoes!
That's not very Christian or loving.
http://shop.christiandomesticdis...m/
splashPage.hg
???
Wow...three Atricat posts at 7:52! And poor little me bringing up the rear.
I know this is not earth-shattering, but does anyone know if the Atri-cats have names? I mean, other than "the grey one" and "the other one?"
tikistitch
One is named NTodd, the other is named Holden Caulfield.
They both post here, even if they make lots of typos.
Speaking of cats, I'm typing this while holding Oski...
Cheney is too fat to wear a flak jacket.
They should just let the bomb remove some of his lard.
Tweety: if they weren't brown we wouldn't be there
Culture of Truth
I just read that whole thing to Mr. Tena.
You crack me up completely.
One is named NTodd, the other is named Holden Caulfield. They both post here, even if they make lots of typos.
Which one is the grey one?
Doncha wish your tofu was hot like me?
Doncha wish your tofu was fun like me?
Doncha.
gwb:drf
Moon,
If she'll pick three cards and email me at hecate demetersdatter at hotmail dot com, I'd be happy to. If she likes, she can pick the cards at Lunea Weatherstone's site in my links.
...and since it's Minnesota, I'm wearing a snowsuit and throwing petty cash off the balcony to all of the bums below.
I know this is not earth-shattering, but does anyone know if the Atri-cats have names? I mean, other than "the grey one" and "the other one?"
tikistitch
By the way, I'm going to troll-rate you for being frivolous and off-topic.
This threads about subways, and music, and stuff.
Well, we lost the cable for a few minnits.
.
By the way, I'm going to troll-rate you for being frivolous and off-topic.
This threads about subways, and music, and stuff.
Troll-rated?
;_;
Delete my account!
Which one is the grey one?
tikistitch
That's Watertiger.
...and since it's Minnesota, I'm wearing a snowsuit and throwing petty cash off the balcony to all of the bums below.
Zap Rowsdower
!!!
my latest pair of shoes I brought were wedges, from Faith - Heturie... £40.00 but very comfortable
Yeah -- but those 10 inch ceilings could make things kinda cramped....
"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."
watertiger,
I hate that motherfucker with the hatred of about a gazillion hates.
By the way, I'm going to troll-rate you for being frivolous and off-topic.
This threads about subways, and music, and stuff.
Phila
This is the Baby Blue Cherub.
You want the Great Orange Satan.
You'd be better off eating tofu. With thirteen cents' worth, you can feed yourself for a week, and spend the money you saved on Ayn Rand novels and shotgun shells.
The tastee freeze has a special this weekend on the Ayn Rand Burger. A ton of armadillo shit between sesame seed Katie O'Beirne buns.
Moon,
If she'll pick three cards and email me at hecate demetersdatter at hotmail dot com, I'd be happy to. If she likes, she can pick the cards at Lunea Weatherstone's site in my links.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:54 pm | #
cool, will do!
No shoe talk, Moonboo!
gwb:drf
Cheney is too fat to wear a flak jacket.
I wouldn't worry. He's probably got a medical staff in the hundreds with him and at least a couple of organ donors on call should he need anything in the way of body parts.
Which one is the grey one?
tikistitch
That's Watertiger.
I'm going natural. No more hairdye.
No shoe talk, Moonboo!
gwb:drf
Arabella Trefoil | 05.11.07 - 7:56 pm | #
well LFoD has gone, so I think its safe
"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."
watertiger
That does it - we're watching "Tap" tonight.
This threads about subways, and music, and stuff.
Oh, snap!
Well, um....
-we don't have subways
-music's good
-and stuff ain't all it's cracked up to be
Mmmmmmkay?
my latest pair of shoes I brought were wedges, from Faith - Heturie... £40.00 but very comfortable
Moonbootica, Jog O
What color did ya get?
my mummy turned 53 today!
Moonbootica, Jog On!
My mummy woulda been 92 last monday were she still alive..
My mom woulda been 97 this coming 18th.
This threads about subways, and music, and stuff.
Phila
What happened to the Christian New Testament Spanking, and the wearing of crotchless pantaloons?
GWPDA, my kind of house. Where is Warfield?
I wouldn't worry. He's probably got a medical staff in the hundreds with him and at least a couple of organ donors on call should he need anything in the way of body parts.
Plus kittens. For the bathing-in-their-blood thing.
My mother would have been 86 on 4/20...
we shared our birthday...
i never told her the street significance of the day...she was a scotch drinker...
.
I hate that motherfucker with the hatred of about a gazillion hates.
[makes the 'we see the same way' hand gesture]
I'm going natural. No more hairdye.
watertiger
Rowr.
CoT deserves some type of reward.
Tweety: dood do any of they current candidates have the ability to give me an erection
Beschloss: dood u need more than testosterone u need judgement look at LBJ
Tweety: he wuz watching Patton
Beschloss: JFK supported the civil rights bill because blacks were rioting
Tweety: so what
Beschloss: but also courage they lost the south
Tweety: Reagan sat down with Gorby
Beschloss: funny story he though Gorby wuz Jack Benny
Tweety: Will McCullough write a book about Bush saying hez a hero
Beschloss: hell be dead first
Tweety: buy Beschloss's book for yur mother then she'll never call you again
What happened to the Christian New Testament Spanking, and the wearing of crotchless pantaloons?
David (Austin Tx) | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:57 pm | #
It was all deleted, lest it cost us the Heartland.
What happened to the Christian New Testament Spanking, and the wearing of crotchless pantaloons?
You been reading the King James Brown Version again?
-
Now it safe for you sexbots to put on your kitty cat costumes, dress up in crotchless bloomers with eyelet trim, and talk about shoes.
gwb:drf
What color did ya get?
Tena | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:57 pm | #
Fuschia
kind of went with my outfit for me and Gem's post Dissertation shindig
You made a cheese fort? That is so kewl!
watertiger,
Cheese fight!!!!!!
Beschloss: funny story he though Gorby wuz Jack Benny
I may only be 31, but I got that.
My mom will be 85 on July th 15. She still works two days a week, has planted her garden this past week and has more energy than me.
Alas, work has taken too much out. Catch you all tomorrow.
Good night and good luck!
-
What happened to the Christian New Testament Spanking, and the wearing of crotchless pantaloons?
You been reading the King James Brown Version again?
-
Cynicus
FELLAS!
I wanna do MY thang!
Can I count it off?
jac | 05.11.07 - 7:49 pm | #
Mavis Staples was on Tavis Smiley's show a few months ago discussing her strict upbringing. When she started to sing secular songs, her church threatened to kick her out of the choir, maybe the congregation.
They didn't care if the songs had Civil Rights or "uplift the race" themes--the songs were worldly and that was that.
For reasons unknown, the churchgoers eventually relented. Maybe they liked her voice.
It was all deleted, lest it cost us the Heartland.
==
We had the Heartland?
Cheese fight!!!!!!
Edam you mer, edam you to hell!!!
Can I count it off?
jac | 05.11.07 - 8:01 pm | #
Thou shalt go ahead.
ugh, "heartland". vomit
GWPDA,
This one's nice:
http://www.kootenayhomes.com/lis...ils.asp?
ID=1059
We had the Heartland?
For one brief shining moment.
gwb:drf
We had the Heartland?
mena
Use to.
Berkshire Hathaway came in and flipped it.
Only thing left are some Omaha steaks.
anybody got the keys?
not me of course...
but this thread's already pushing 600 posts...
it wont be long til it's a grand...
anybody?
.
Mavis Staples was on Tavis Smiley's show a few months ago discussing her strict upbringing. When she started to sing secular songs, her church threatened to kick her out of the choir, maybe the congregation.
Mavis! If you haven't heard We'll Never Turn Back yet, it is full of awesome. There's one song, I'll Be Rested, that's a rework of a folksong where she shouts out the names of civil rights martyrs/heroes. Just, brings shivers.
Thou shalt go ahead.
Phila
OneTwoThreeFour!
Get UP!
Get up.
Stay on the scene . . . like a sex machine.
Can I hit it and quit?
Fuschia
kind of went with my outfit for me and Gem's post Dissertation shindig
Moonbootica, Jog On
I knew it - I just knew it.
I like that outfit a lot.
"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."
watertiger
What? No parka?
Why is this man being saluted?
The Queen gave the Bushes a silver plate and a gold and crystal clock.
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
Oy.
Get it, jac!
Tweetie - what is wrong with you tonight?
oooo
This is the Baby Blue Cherub.
I thought we were the Baby Blue Bealzeebub??
Damn, and I already had the cake made.
Tweety: we were promised cheap gas dammmit
Hormats: yeah teh bush administration lied
Tweety: gee im shocked
Hormats: it was teh inconceivable
Tweety: so did we even try to get some $$$ from iraq
Hormats: dood unless u take rubble as currency i think yur outta luck
Tweety: well i am from Philly
Hormats: u know Preznits used to tell teh truth about cost and sacrifice
Tweety: i miss FDR and WWII n
Hormats: yeah bush hasn't even tried to get americans involved in this war
Tweety: i beginning to think this war was a mistake
It's Keef time!
But, no Keef.
This one's nice:
http://www.kootenayhomes.com/lis...m/
lis...ils.asp? ID=1059
Buckeye
That house is exactly like about half the houses I've been in in Lake City.
Mavis! If you haven't heard We'll Never Turn Back yet, it is full of awesome. There's one song, I'll Be Rested, that's a rework of a folksong where she shouts out the names of civil rights martyrs/heroes. Just, brings shivers.
tikistitch | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:03 pm | #
My favorite thing of hers is "Here My Call, Here."
PORTSMOUTH, N.H. --Sen. John McCain has made another change in his struggling campaign, dismissing his New Hampshire campaign manager on Friday.
Jim Martin had run the Arizona Republican's campaign in the state and was part of McCain's 2000 victory in the state. But the campaign decided to replace him with Jim Barnett, who had been a top political operative.
McCain's New Hampshire Communications Director Jill Hazelbaker said the departure came Friday.
http://www.boston.com/news/local...shuffles_staff/
Full steam aside.
-
No Keith?
Fuck
oh, pooh.
no keef.
Gordon Brown will try to restore public trust in British politics by proposing an all-party convention that could pave the way for a written constitution.
In an attempt to draw a line under damaging perceptions over sleaze and spin in the Blair era, the chancellor will seek consensus for the historic move to enshrine certain values and rights.
The convention will also look at new powers for parliament and a rebalancing of power between Whitehall and local government, similar to those laid out in the US constitution of 1787 which has a central place in American law and culture.
http://politics.guardian.co.uk/
l...2078063,00.html
I bought this cute pair of beaded flip flops on ebay, only to find that thanks to their contoured arch, they give me really loud and embarrassing shoe farts.
Worse than the pair of wedges I had with the air-cushioned insoles that would "breathe" with every step. Made it sound like I was being stalked by Darth Vader or something.
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
==
Oy indeed. He will be buried in his "legacy", and no one will have to exaggerate a thing.
I like that outfit a lot.
Tena | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:04 pm | #
Seconded. Very fetching.
That shot of the Republican candidates at the debates looked like the rockettes.
gwb:drf
My favorite thing of hers is "Here My Call, Here."
Phila
Mavis could pretty much take me anywhere, and make me respect myself.
No Keith?
Fuck
Alas, Mr. Tikistitch is not home yet.
The Queen gave the Bushes a silver plate and a gold and crystal clock.
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
oh, christ. kill me now.
No Keith?
Fuck
attaturk
I can't get no satisfaction.
My mummy turned 3,000
My favorite song from Mavis Staples is whatever I happen to be listening to that she's ever sung. Her voice suspends time.
At the risk of offending any of his fans, I have to say that Elvis Costello is one lugubrious son of a bitch. The thing that's playing in this cafe sounds like a warped copy of Van Dyke Park's "Song Cycle" playing at 16rpm.
oh, christ. kill me now.
watertiger
I'm trying to pretend I didn't read that.
Alison still losing a contact.
Mavis could pretty much take me anywhere, and make me respect myself.
jac | 05.11.07 - 8:06 pm | #
Even after sex?
Alison still losing a contact.
I thought that maybe there was too much mascara on that eye!
The abortion issue is tripping up the Repugs.
gwb:drf
Gordon Brown tried to draw a line under the Iraq disaster by promising to learn from the mistakes made by Britain and the US as he launched his campaign for the Labour leadership.
The Chancellor, who will probably take over as Prime Minister on 27 June, put some distance between himself and Mr Blair over Iraq without issuing a formal apology. He said he would visit the Middle East in the next few weeks to "learn the lessons we have to learn from the last few years as we focus on the best ways to achieve greater stability."
Mr Brown is unlikely to speed up the phased withdrawal of British troops from Iraq since it is already underway after Army chiefs complained their presence has become part of the problem rather than the solution. He may set up an inquiry into the mistakes made in the aftermath of the 2003 invasion but allies say he will not make a decision on that until he enters Downing Street.
http://news.independent.co.uk/
uk...icle2534024.ece
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
oh, christ. kill me now.
watertiger
I wonder if she was clearing brush?
You mean people actually DRINK while they post?
Begin with a pre-post drink to warm up.
If the fingers are stiff, you may require a pre-drink post to limber them up. Bare in mine--and NTodd, at least, surely is--that one should always warn fellow Blatt™*ers that you have not had your first drink yet, and they should read accordingly.
Or not.
A mid-post drink is allowed, up to a maximum of whatever you have within easy reach, without falling off the chair. Note that this range is severely reduced as the evening progresses.
Mid-drink posting is inadvisable without a properly adjusted beer bong.
A post-post drink is always in order.
A post-drink post is...pretty much all of 'em, except the first, unless you took a pre-drink post to loosen up the ol' carpal tunnel.
* Blat™ = Blogchat, a trademark that one day will surely be worth millions...
Repost from 7:28 pm
im hammered on tofu brandy
Culture of Truth Homepage | 05.11.07 - 7:28 pm | #
So I see over at PowerPop, Steverino was all a-twitter over this new album by Nelson Bragg, who plays drums in the Wondermints, currently working as Brian Wilson's band.
Sounds like a great little record!
BTW, Brian and Co. are playing tonight and tomorrow in Jersey, for all you Noo Yawk types...
I just put on the album Luxury Liner by Emmylou Harris.
Scaring the shit outta the art school students outside.
BTW: Zapette has put up a lovely garden this year. She even bought "Bruce, the Black Hills Spruce".
When we get a house, he's coming along.
Giuliani looks like the Crypt Keeper now.
gwb:drf
I thought that maybe there was too much mascara on that eye!
You think that could what it is? She's always blinky-blinky in the left eye.
Dumb crooks department:
http://www.comcast.net/news/stra.../10/
660182.html
Wow, isn't Romney HOT?
I'm gonna vote for him just because he's HOT!
i am listening to the soundtrack to 24 Hour Party People
Wow, isn't Romney HOT?
I'm gonna vote for him just because he's HOT!
watertiger
Only knows one position: missionary
You mean people actually DRINK while they post?
I am in my vodka sauna at this very minute.
Giuliani looks like the Crypt Keeper now.
Turn him sideways and he turns into a Ferengi.
I just put on the album Luxury Liner by Emmylou Harris.
Emmylou! Another awesome choice. I really love Red Dirt Girl.
i am listening to the soundtrack to 24 Hour Party People
Moonbootica, Jog On! | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:10 pm | #
I'd rather be listening to just about anything than what's playing in here. (Except maybe the live Barbra Streisand CD they played twice earlier today...)
This one's nice:
http://www.kootenayhomes.com/lis...m/ lis...ils.asp? ID=1059
Buckeye
That house is exactly like about half the houses I've been in in Lake City.
Tena | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:05 pm
There does seem to be a rather large amount of sameness with the alpine houses.
But if you got this one, your kitchen would look like a mint cookie:
http://www.kootenayhomes.com/lis...ails.asp?
ID=980
I do like the setting for this one:
http://www.kootenayhomes.com/lis...ails.asp?
ID=869
Rudi = "The most famous cross-dresser in America." Heh.
I wonder if she was clearing brush?
flory
I was just happy it wasn't a lawn jockey.
Wow, Dana.
That's one purple tie you got on.
i like the Rude Pundit comparing Rudy to Nosferatu
Is that a caterpillar on her eyelid?
gwb:drf
Only knows one position: missionary
Just like Mother Teresa.
(pace Hitchens before he went bonkers)
This is so cool.
Ed Markey films a hearing.
I just put on the album Luxury Liner by Emmylou Harris.
==
I love that! I used to wear out the album, many many moons ago. Doesn't she do "You Never Can Tell" on that?
That's one purple tie you got on.
Damn!
Ed Markey films a hearing.
Markeycam!
Buckeye - I didn't mean that about the houses as a criticism, really.
I was just remarking. Everything about that house, including the setting, reminded me very much of Lake City.
I don't have a house - so I don't one of those.
i am listening to the soundtrack to 24 Hour Party People
Great effin' stuff!!
Mebbe I'll pop in my copy of Closer.
Okay, I just watched Eragon (with a rifftrax accompanyment)...
John Malkovic, WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Romney didn't have pre-marital sex? Huh? On the 60 minutes interview he says he didn't inhale.
Mitt did not have premarital sex.
gwb:drf
ABOARD USS JOHN C. STENNIS (AP) - From an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf, Vice President Dick Cheney warned Iran on Friday the U.S. and its allies will keep it from restricting sea traffic as well as from developing nuclear weapons.
``We'll keep the sea lanes open,'' Cheney said from the hangar deck of the USS John C. Stennis as it steamed about 150 miles from the Iranian coast.
Cheney is touring the Middle East asking Arab allies to do more to help Iraq and to curb Iran's growing power in the region. With Iraq in turmoil, both Iran and Saudi Arabia are maneuvering to see who can help fill the leadership vacuum.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/
worldl...6626875,00.html
Bacon of the month club:
http://www.gratefulpalate.com/?p.../?
p=Category_11
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
oh, christ. kill me now.
watertiger
I wonder if she was clearing brush?
flory |
The Bushes ordered a cowgirl, but received a small statue of a female Minotaur.
Mistakes were made. A Minotaur Czar will be named soon.......
Rudy does look like Nosferatu
"I do like the setting for this one..."
--Buckeye,
I might could afford the workshop, but maybe not.
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
I was betting on a Texas Turdbird
Mitt did not have premarital sex.
gwb:drf
Arabella Trefoil | 05.11.07 - 8:14 pm | #
What a fag.
Okay, I just watched Eragon (with a rifftrax accompanyment)...
OK, did you like the book? Seems people either love it or hate it.
Ooh, I was almost to liveblog Countdown.
Someone is following Romney around with a dolphin costume and a sign saying "Flip Romney" ??
"Most famous cross dresser in America"
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
bet that will be put in the big warehouse which stores all the gifts given by the Queen by foreign leaders
World-class city, hick fashion writer. Grrrrrr.
Evening, rational people.
In celebration of it being Friday, and a Friday in which our host actually gave us a picture of one of his cats, I have posted my own version of Friday Cat Blogging.
Mitt did not have premarital sex.
Did y'all see the PBS special on Mormons last week? It's like our fave TiVo thing evar.
Actually I really gay vibe from Romney, and that's just from his tv ads.
But did Mitt ever have a caffeinated beverage? No even one time?
gwb:drf
Romney didn't have pre-marital sex? Huh?
BJ's and butt sex don't count
Okay, I just watched Eragon (with a rifftrax accompanyment)...
OK, did you like the book? Seems people either love it or hate it.
tikistitch
Never read it. The movie was a second-rate rip off of Lord of the Rings & Star Wars -- so it was perfect MST3K fodder.
Best line:
"Verily, I say it is difficulty in these times for a pimp"
Mitt did not have premarital sex.
And I am Marie of Romania.
Emmylou! Another awesome choice. I really love Red Dirt Girl.
tikistitch | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:11 pm
quarter moon in a ten-cent town...
but emmylou's the bomb...she's had my heart for nigh 40 years...
'.
I'm going natural. No more hairdye.
watertiger
Going back to the natural stripes?
I just noshed a full rack of ribs. I can't breathe.
Hey, I've had sex. Can I be President?
Did y'all see the PBS special on Mormons last week? It's like our fave TiVo thing evar.
I liked the part where Joseph Smith went down on Paris Hilton.
The Queen gave the Bushes a silver plate and a gold and crystal clock.
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
oh, christ. kill me now.
watertiger
That's the Bushes for ya - tacky, tacky, tacky.
Ed Markey films a hearing.
Yeah I wrote that up for work this morning - it's so confusing I'mm writing about blogging at work my worlds are colliding!!
Mitt did not have premarital sex.
==
According to....Mitt?
CoT,
Someone sent me a photo of the guy in the giant flipflop. I'll see if I can dig it up.
bet that will be put in the big warehouse which stores all the gifts given by the Queen by foreign leaders
I bet she and Philip put it on the table and mocked it on their flight back to London.
Hey, I've had sex. Can I be President?
Only if you make WGG sec of state.
Mitt, what about the spirit babies you and your wife refused to accept? Heavenly Father is pissed off.
gwb:drf
Maybe Atrios'll see a no-hitter tonight... through five innings the Marlins haven't gotten a hit off the Nats' Shawn Hill.
The Nats suck sooooo bad... sometimes free is no bargain when it comes to tickets to see those guys.
The movie was a second-rate rip off of Lord of the Rings & Star Wars -- so it was perfect MST3K fodder.
I've heard the exact same thing about the books.
Will have to catch the movie on cable. Sounds teh funny.
The the Duka brothers, three of the Ft. Dix six, are gonna be the thin edge of the wedge for the national ID card...
"Vee vant do tzee yua peppers..."
.
Oh Woody, Quarter Moon in a TenCent Town is the one I'm thinking of, I'm sure. I just love Emmylou.
Actually I really gay vibe from Romney, and that's just from his tv ads.
Culture of TrÜth
Well, the Mor[m]ons believe that marriage to a good woman will "cure" teh gay.
Going back to the natural stripes?
Yeah, it was a bitch trying to maintain the solid orange coloring.
Hey, I've had sex. Can I be President?
attaturk | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:18 pm | #
As long as you were a top. Don't lose those straight credentials.
Mitt did not have premarital sex.
==
So, how much hush money has he had to pay to keep it real?
Only if you make WGG sec of state.
spinoza | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:20 pm
hey i've had sex...errrr
well, yeah...
.
The movie was a second-rate rip off of Lord of the Rings & Star Wars -- so it was perfect MST3K fodder.
Delurking to say -
you convinced me. Downloading the rifftrax now.
Evenin', everybody -
Mitt did not have premarital sex.
Why do I think this is like Clinton's "I didn't inhale" ?
"I mean, I tried to... don't get me wrong."
Hey, I've had sex. Can I be President?
attaturk | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:18 pm | #
does it involve a blue dress?
Hey, I've had sex. Can I be President?
I'll vote for you!
Well, the Mor[m]ons believe that marriage to a good woman will "cure" teh gay.
Can I take the cure even if I don't need to be "cured"
Doesn't she do "You Never Can Tell" on that?
Yep!
Luxury Liner was a song that Gram Parsons did when he was in the International Submarine Band.
I've got most of Emmylou's stuff on vinyl, but I'm not quite ready to transfer everything over to mp3.
"I do like the setting for this one..."
--Buckeye,
I might could afford the workshop, but maybe not.
mer | 05.11.07 - 8:15 pm | #
I really like the setting for this house:
http://www.realestatebigsur.com/...uth-
forty2.html
Mitt, why are you refusing to reach out to the Jello Belt?
gwb:drf
Gummo,
Enjoy. There were many "HUZZAHS" and RenFest jokes.
Quarter Moon in a TenCent Town
Damn, got that song stuck in my head now! Love it though.
OK, did you like the book? Seems people either love it or hate it.
tikistitch
Hated it. Yeah verily, it reads as if written by a 17 year old.
And indeed, it was.
I bet she and Philip put it on the table and mocked it on their flight back to London.
watertiger
I wonder if Laura selected the sculpture from her storehouse of useless Christmas gifts she and George received from the the senior Bush's.
Mitt, what about the spirit babies you and your wife refused to accept? Heavenly Father is pissed off.
gwb:drf
Arabella Trefoil
They've got five chillun already, don't they?
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
Headed for the Royal Dustbin.
does Mitt know about Christian Domestic Discipline?
"Erase this message from your computer now!"
Heh.
I really like the setting for this house:
Big Sur is gorgeous, but probably more so 40 years ago when Henry Miller and a few other oddballs were living there.
oh, man. the guy's wife EMAILS him to remind him to bring a bribe with him on vacation?
The Nats suck sooooo bad... sometimes free is no bargain when it comes to tickets to see those guys.
9:00 am email at my firm: Nat Tickets and parking pass, full price.
12:00 pm email at my firm: Nat Tickets and parking pass, half price
3:00 pm email at my firm: Nat Tickets and parking pass, best offer.
4:00 pm email at my firm: Nat Tickets free.
Every damn day.
Summer students start on Monday and they will snap up the freebies.
Company dropping by. Back if I can.
"Can I take the cure even if I don't need to be "cured""
--spinoza
You don't fool me. You just want seven wives.
Hated it. Yeah verily, it reads as if written by a 17 year old.
A 17-yo who had two parents in publishing, heh.
I wonder if Laura selected the sculpture from her storehouse of useless Christmas gifts she and George received from the the senior Bush's.
Diane C. Barking-Mad
Somehow, I have the feeling that Poppy and Bar have better taste than Pickles and Chimpy.
In Christmas gifts anyway.
I love all kinda railroad songs...
luxury liner fuukin cooks.
I wonder if Laura selected the sculpture from her storehouse of useless Christmas gifts she and George received from the the senior Bush's.
It wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility that Laura regifted.
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
Was it the Uma Thurman one, with all the thumbs?
Best line:
"Verily, I say it is difficulty in these times for a pimp"
attaturk
Ok that's funny.
All of life is a dispute over taste and tasting.
Summer students start on Monday and they will snap up the freebies.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
That'll last two weeks.
Three if they're really, really good seats.
I think it's "The President's Race" that makes Nats tickets not-worth-free. If you're not familiar with it... don't ask.
There were many "HUZZAHS" and RenFest jokes.
Just like a personal favorite of mine, Pod People.
"Idiot control, now!"
it reads as if written by a 17 year old.
And indeed, it was.
I agree; that's the problem.
He tells you everything instead of showing it to you.
And he tries to carry off a love plot in Vol II and, sorry, but what does a kid that age really know about love??
You don't fool me. You just want seven wives.
According to my mormon friend I can have one wife for 7 years or 7 wives for one year.
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
I'm surprised they didn't give her their Britney Spears Birthing Statue/Bottle Opener.
Just like a personal favorite of mine, Pod People.
"Idiot control, now!"
Zap Rowsdower
"Trumpy, you can do magic!"
And he tries to carry off a love plot in Vol II and, sorry, but what does a kid that age really know about love??
Hecate,
Lord, goddess, I can't believe you made it Vol II.
I didn't finish I.
Maybe Atrios'll see a no-hitter tonight... through five innings the Marlins haven't gotten a hit off the Nats' Shawn Hill.
I thought he went to the Philly-Cubs game.
According to my mormon friend I can have one wife for 7 years or 7 wives for one year.
The more you buy, the more you're saved.
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
I'm surprised they didn't give her their Britney Spears Birthing Statue/Bottle Opener.
watertiger gave her a bear penis.
oh, man. the guy's wife EMAILS him to remind him to bring a bribe with him on vacation?
watertiger
dood dont forget to use teh sunscreen and buy a toy for our kidz and dont forget teh bribe u know in cash
-luv yur wife
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
I'm surprised they didn't give her their Britney Spears Birthing Statue/Bottle Opener.
MP
What...no Elvis on black velvet?
oh, man. the guy's wife EMAILS him to remind him to bring a bribe with him on vacation?
"And don't forget the two million, sweetie-poo!" It's Republicans in Love!
According to my mormon friend I can have one wife for 7 years or 7 wives for one year.
The more you buy, the more you're saved.
watertiger
If Mitt buys in Bulk that has got to be great news for K-Lo.
According to my mormon friend I can have one wife for 7 years or 7 wives for one year.
Dood hes a Mormon not a Vulcan
"Big Sur -- $3,500,00"
Maybe they would let me live on the beach?
I thought he went to the Philly-Cubs game.
masculine_monica_nyc
I assumed he was in DC for the Future of Music Coalition conference... maybe he phoned it in?
The more you buy, the more you save.
gwb:drf
The more you buy, the more you're saved.
I have no idea what that means, but I imagine that Walmart smiley on each wife's forehead.
It's getting really dangerous around here with all these republicans falling from the sky
.
I'm composing my letter to Leah.
I've been a very, very bad Xian wife.
I thought he went to the Philly-Cubs game.
masculine_monica_nyc
He's going to make Ryan Howard a guest blogger!
I assumed he was in DC for the Future of Music Coalition conference... maybe he phoned it in?
I think that conference was earlier this month. Wasn't it?
I love all kinda railroad songs...
luxury liner fuukin cooks.
Thanks for posting that, pally!!
We're kindred spirits (re: RR songs).
It's raining white men, alleluia.
gwb:drf
If Mitt buys in Bulk that has got to be great news for K-Lo.
CROTCHLESS PANTALOONS, K-LO!!!
And he tries to carry off a love plot in Vol II and, sorry, but what does a kid that age really know about love??
Hecate,
Lord, goddess, I can't believe you made it Vol II.
I didn't finish I.
Tena | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:27 pm
I finished I, had to try very hard to finish II. III ain't gonna happen.
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
Lets not forget that really cool wooden statue of the guy standing inside the barrel. When the Queen lifted the barrel they all LAUGHED and laughed.
oh, man. the guy's wife EMAILS him to remind him to bring a bribe with him on vacation?
"And don't forget the two million, sweetie-poo!" It's Republicans in Love!
tikistitch
I found out by watching the Frontline on Abramoff that he and his partner were sending emails and hard copy letters back and forth congratulating each other and themselves on being such incredibly amazing crooks.
I'm not kidding. It was breathtaking. "You da man! You just took them for $x million! Way to go!"
Seriously.
He's going to make Ryan Howard a guest blogger!
Delete my account!
Kitty needs a retainer
I think that conference was earlier this month. Wasn't it?
Yes.
I can't believe I'm watching teh Fast and Furious Part 2 or 3
Trepp's wife doesn't seem too bright.
night moonbats
I'm composing my letter to Leah.
I've been a very, very bad Xian wife.
I cannot wait to hear her response.
According to my mormon friend I can have one wife for 7 years or 7 wives for one year.
Mr. Tikistitch always says, "Why would ANYONE want more than one wife?" At which point, I bonk his little head.
Message to Mitt:
You may have evolved from worm to man, but much within you is still worm.
I think that conference was earlier this month. Wasn't it?
Yes.
aangus
'kay.
Well, he's missing a no-hitter then, as are we all.
"Boy, you got a panty on yer face!"
The wingnut wife at dinner wanted me to explain to the ten year old why she should not take candy from anyone but her parents. It seems the Dallas Morning News ran a front page article on the "new" strawberry meth candy". I flat out refused to make that proclamation.I told her it was a ridiculous fear mongering article, and that what's printed in the paper is mostly propaganda. She agreed, but for the wring reasons. She let the subject drop.
Score one for the reality based condition.
Nite, moon.
Uh, a gun shaped like a cigarette lighter? Doesn't she mean, a cigarette lighter shaped like a gun?
I gotta set up an email account especially for her.
Something like JesusNeverFailsMe@yahoo.com .
Mr. Tikistitch always says, "Why would ANYONE want more than one wife?" At which point, I bonk his little head.
tikistitch
!!!!!
"Deer Queenie,
Even Cowgirlz get the Bluz,
Yurs,
Dubya"
***
Maliki, benchmark Numero Uno: privatize the oil.
okay, Allison Stewart does a good "Valley girl" accent.
letter to Leah.
Oh, please do share. The medieval lady kneeling before the knight on her yahoo page had my whole office in gales of laughter this am and my secretary is as xian as they come.
I think it's "The President's Race" that makes Nats tickets not-worth-free. If you're not familiar with it... don't ask.
SteveLG | 05.11.07 - 8:26 pm
i don't really wanna know, but i'd make a small wager that it's not unlike the Red Chile, the Green Chile, and the Taco at isotopes games...
.
"I'm Shawna Flemming, and I sent thank you cards to the troops, with Stop-Loss Orders inside"
Something like JesusNeverFailsMe@yahoo.com .
marymagadelene@aol.com
Well, he's missing a no-hitter then, as are we all.
Why did the Nationals take Hill out when he was pitching a no-hitter?
I caught part of Tweety with the cross-eyed black wingnut Ron Christie.
Christie's gotta be the only person in America asside from Glenn Reynolds and Bush who still thinks we can "win" in Eye-Rack.
People who don't believe in evolution haven't
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
What the liberal MSM isn't telling you is that Peyton Manning autographed it. You just know here highness will appreciate that.
Wow. My S-I-L brought back real Ginger Cookies from Jamaica, and my kids have the gall to complain that they are "too gingery".
The nerve of some.
The medieval lady kneeling before the knight on her yahoo page had my whole office in gales of laughter this am and my secretary is as xian as they come.
She's about to be spanked with the knight's mace.
Boy, you got a panty on yer face!
Best chase scene, IMHO.
I just loved all of those cars skidding around!!
Roll'n Grow is givin' me the munchies!
smalfish - I've raved about this idiocy about meth laced candy before.
It's just the stupidest fucking bullshit -
yeah drug dealers are targeting grade school kids, cause like everyone else, they know grade school kids have so much free cash to support their habits.
Goddamn people are dumb about some things.
Well, he's missing a no-hitter then, as are we all.
Life is just too hard sometimes.
As a Red Sox fan I'm all too familiar with that concept.
Well, he's missing a no-hitter then, as are we all.
Why did the Nationals take Hill out when he was pitching a no-hitter?
masculine_monica_nyc
I was so curious about that I actually turned on the TV to try and find out... I still don't know. Hill only threw, like, 65 pitches.
"Women -- who will play a critical role in this coming election -- have a word for him: hot."
Isn't that the same shit they said about Dan Quayle in 1988?
And he left me as cold as Mitt does.
I was at the first Future of Music Conference back in 2001 (2002?). You know who was the keynote speaker?
Orrin Hatch.
Maybe it should be ...
MyKnight'sWearingWhiteSatin@aol.com
Dear Leah,
Every day I pray to Jesus to give me the strength to deal with everything he throws my way, but when I came home from my swing-shift job at Wal-Mart to find my husband wearing my wedding dress, I had to begin to question my commitment to our lord and savior.
We're kindred spirits (re: RR songs).
Zap Rowsdower | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:30 pm
merle haggard's got an album, my love-affair with trains, and another one covering the jimmy rodgers catalogue...
i can listen to 'em all night.
/
"Big Sur -- $3,500,00"
Maybe they would let me live on the beach?
mer | 05.11.07 - 8:29 pm | #
Here's something a little more affordable:
http://www.realestatebigsur.com/
...illowcreek.html
strawberry meth candy
Local Lebanese grocery sells this garlic paste made from garlic, lemon juice, and olive oil. It's just me, all alone tomorrow with my computer and a motion to extend. Ya'll may want to move away from your computers a bit. This is dinner.
Mr. Tikistitch always says, "Why would ANYONE want more than one wife?" At which point, I bonk his little head.
Is that bonk or boink?
Maliki, benchmark Numero Uno: privatize the oil.
The puppet government will collapse before the privatization legislation is forced through.
My S-I-L brought back real Ginger Cookies from Jamaica, and my kids have the gall to complain that they are "too gingery".
Maybe they were expecting ganja cookies.
I caught part of Tweety with the cross-eyed black wingnut Ron Christie.
Christie's gotta be the only person in America asside from Glenn Reynolds and Bush who still thinks we can "win" in Eye-Rack.
res ipsa loquitur
Let's not forget McCain who my daughter says has more positions than the Kama Sutra.
Local Lebanese grocery sells this garlic paste made from garlic, lemon juice, and olive oil. It's just me, all alone tomorrow with my computer and a motion to extend. Ya'll may want to move away from your computers a bit. This is dinner.
Hecate
O that sounds good.
oh, jesus.
here we go. more anorexia for the world.
Whoa, that's some handlebar moustache!!!
*gah* I hate this story. We just got a new scale, one that measures body fat, and it's *evil*!
Hecate said "motion to extend."
heh
Maybe they were expecting ganja cookies.
SteveLG
No, not really old enough for that.
However, Ginger Cookies from Jamaica are some of the best I have ever had.
I just loved all of those cars skidding around!!
I loved the dogs.
Does this war make my butt look fat?
.
Ya'll may want to move away from your computers a bit. This is dinner.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Did someone post an RFC for a smell protocol? I missed that one.
wooohoooo
the nm state supremes upheld a lower court decision that a pregnant woman could NOT be prosecuted for child abuse for taking drugs during pregnancy...
.
WHOA!!! BIG SUMO!!!!
Did y'all see the PBS special on Mormons last week? It's like our fave TiVo thing evar.
tikistitch
The special was good.
The Mormons jumped the shark as a serious Myth-Belief-System when it was revealed church elders were secretly paying Hundreds of thousands of dollars for fake documents that would have de-bunked the myth.
I mean, if the Prophet talks to God,
how could you fool him? And if the Church is true, the documents wouldn't exist in the first place.
(See "Salamander Letter")
Sumo dude: EWWWWWWW!!!!
wooohoooo
the nm state supremes upheld a lower court decision that a pregnant woman could NOT be prosecuted for child abuse for taking drugs during pregnancy...
.
WoodyG'sGuitar,
Awesome fucking news! You rock New Mexico!!!!!!
Shut up you freaky looking doctor.
Would you want him giving you a physical exam? Not me.
gwb:drf
Fuck Verizon.
I was at the first Future of Music Conference back in 2001 (2002?). You know who was the keynote speaker?
Orrin Hatch.
Was it sponsored by ACS Law and CAP then?
We're kindred spirits (re: RR songs).
Zap Rowsdower | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:30 pm
merle haggard's got an album, my love-affair with trains, and another one covering the jimmy rodgers catalogue...
i can listen to 'em all night.
/
WoodyG'sGuitar, tokin' librul | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:37 pm | #
Jumpin' into the middle of this conversation, but I was just singing some Fred Eaglesmith train songs to my 5 year old friend who took a nasty spill and got a bloody lip (my singing helped calm him enough so he'd sit with ice on his lips...)
WHOA!!! BIG SUMO!!!!
That was NTodd before he found Jesus.
I had a rough week.
Hitting sack early.
Buenas noches.
Every day I pray to Jesus to give me the strength to deal with everything he throws my way, but when I came home from my swing-shift job at Wal-Mart to find my husband wearing my wedding dress, I had to begin to question my commitment to our lord and savior.
res ipsa loquitur
Ok where's the link to this joint.
That's brilliant, res.
Dr. Lewie Tickles, you can't control your genetics, but you can shave that road kill off your face.
gwb:drf
Tena, thank God for that ruling in New Mexico.
Mlle recently suffered an ectopic pregnancy (she was using contraceptive pills). I worry that if the wingtards get their way, women like her will be allowed to die in said situation. Thank God it didn't rupture.
Fuck Verizon.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Now you tell me after I order it! A few days ago you said it was a good deal.
Just great, Radar magazine. Use "fat" as an insult.
Christie's gotta be the only person in America asside from Glenn Reynolds and Bush who still thinks we can "win" in Eye-Rack.
res ipsa loquitur
i covered that.
Jumpin' into the middle of this conversation,
whiskey, you can plumb jump into anything i got, darlun...
/
Good night, HoneyBearKelly - sweet dreams!
the nm state supremes upheld a lower court decision that a pregnant woman could NOT be prosecuted for child abuse for taking drugs during pregnancy...
Good news that it's not prosecutable, but taking dope while pregnant is just stupid.
No Marlins hits through six.
The second Nats' pitcher, Winston Abreu, looks like Urkel.
"Women -- who will play a critical role in this coming election -- have a word for him: hot."
I have the distinct impression that a number of 3rd tier journalists have been paid to gush about Mitt.
I haven't seen any indication as of yet that this is making any impression in wingertopia or the magical land of fundie
.
I was at the first Future of Music Conference back in 2001 (2002?). You know who was the keynote speaker?
Orrin Hatch.
If Orrin Hatch was thrown into a bag of assholes it would be difficult to stop him from overeating.
What is this story Allison Stewart's about to do going to do to Madingaling's "Joe Doe" Crusade?
Ok where's the link to this joint.
How many times I gotta post it?!
Here.
tiki, I'm so sick of the US having the attitude that eating and drinking are things that people should feel bad about. Obviously, obesity is a problem, but so is stress, and making people stress constantly about every last thing they eat and inhale isn't really improving anyone's lives.
hahaha!
IT'S THE SPIDER IN THE EAR STORY!!!
EWWWWW!!!!!
GWPDA, my kind of house. Where is Warfield?
mer
Eastern British COlumbia, below the MOUNTAINS, about 60 north of the US border - very pleasant district. Good growing season, not a great deal of snow, not far from Okanagan Valley where most of Canada's fruits and vegetables are grown, and good, good wines (just north of the Washington wine growing region)....
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Spiders in the ear!!!!!!!!! That is sooooooo nasty.
How many times I gotta post it?!
Here.
watertiger
I really like the "short and sassy bloomers".
Mrs. David wondered if I was going to buy a pair for her
"Floatie" & "Drownie"
Kid's going to be a serial killer.
Good growing season, not a great deal of snow, not far from Okanagan Valley where most of Canada's fruits and vegetables are grown, and good, good wines (just north of the Washington wine growing region)....
I am so coming to visit you.
the nm state supremes upheld a lower court decision that a pregnant woman could NOT be prosecuted for child abuse for taking drugs during pregnancy...
Good news that it's not prosecutable, but taking dope while pregnant is just stupid.
Well, usually it is a person who is addicted first and then gets pregnant, probably without intending to. It is hard to quit an addiction without help.
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Spiders in the ear!!!!!!!!! That is sooooooo nasty.
reminds me of the guy at Columbia who had a mini cockroach climb into his ear.
cockroaches don't have a reverse gear.
Damned non-critical t-storms are in my tubes!
May not be able to hang... best get a cat now!
.
whiskey, you can plumb jump into anything i got, darlun...
/
WoodyG'sGuitar, tokin' librul | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:43 pm | #
You just watch--I'm gonna get to New Mexico one of these days!
Boy, you got a panty on yer face!
"It ain't Ozzie and Harriet"
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Spiders in the ear!!!!!!!!! That is sooooooo nasty.
Spiderman likes aural sex.
I'm so sick of the US having the attitude that eating and drinking are things that people should feel bad about.
Totally. They eat anything they damn well please in France, and they're a lot happier and live longer.
Of course, they don't have supermarkets full of Twinkies and other "food-esque" crapola.
Nice house, GWPDA.
And Peter Pan is gonna sell it to you!
merle haggard's got an album, my love-affair with trains, and another one covering the jimmy rodgers catalogue...
I've got the Jimmy Rodgers stuff.
I used to do a cover of "Treasures Untold" and "Hobo Bill" (the first obviously not an RR song per se').
Even Phil Ochs could acknowledge the good stuff that Merle put out.
Hecate, I don't know about you, but I've got a nice pitcher of martinis going on. Come join me
Mrs. David wondered if I was going to buy a pair for her
At $24.99, they're a steal!
Hormats: it was teh inconceivable
COT
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I liked the part where Joseph Smith went down on Paris Hilton.
spinoza | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:19 pm | #
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3:00 pm email at my firm: Nat Tickets and parking pass, best offer.
4:00 pm email at my firm: Nat Tickets free.
Every damn day.
Summer students start on Monday and they will snap up the freebies.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:24 pm | #
you guys kill me.
My cat sometimes walks backwards.
Its teh cute.
Well, usually it is a person who is addicted first and then gets pregnant, probably without intending to. It is hard to quit an addiction without help.
Agree wholeheartedly. But help is available.
tiki, you can certainly get sweets in France; the markets have plenty of cookies and chocolate. But the French regard mealtime as sacrosanct, as opposed to something you should eat at your desk or in your car so that you don't cut down on work time, wasting it eating a decent meal.
Get the garlic concentrated enough, and it will release those same feel-good chemicals whose name I forget just like hot peppers.
Jumpin' into the middle of this conversation, but I was just singing some Fred Eaglesmith train songs to my 5 year old friend who took a nasty spill and got a bloody lip (my singing helped calm him enough so he'd sit with ice on his lips...)
Mr. Tena loves Fred Eaglesmith. And I love his song about "restless nights, endless fights, a hundred miles an hour with no headlights, fiddles and accordians and tear stained steel guitars; I'm talking tar paper shacks, whisky and smack, one gun left on a 2 rifle rack, somebody round here is gonna get killed, and that's for suuuuuure."
At $24.99, they're a steal!
watertige
At that price, I would expect Ms. Kelley to buy them for me.
Culture of TrÜth: My cat sometimes walks backwards.
Its teh cute.
That's what happens when you put a leash on the kittehs.
.
My cat sometimes walks backwards.
Its teh cute.
Culture of TrÜth
I have a neighbor who walks backwards, even went he walks his kids to school.
Klingons?
gwb:drf
Sallyh,
Don't mind if I do! It was a long day today.
Get the garlic concentrated enough, and it will release those same feel-good chemicals whose name I forget just like hot peppers.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:48 pm | #
endorphins?
.
eMoms on a plane?
.
Smalfish, one of the problems with addiction treatment is that help isn't as available as you might think, especially if the person in question is an adolescent. Insurance carriers very rarely approve inpatient treatment nowadays, and most of the time, if they do, it's only for the detox portion.
the nm state supremes upheld a lower court decision that a pregnant woman could NOT be prosecuted for child abuse for taking drugs during pregnancy...
Good news that it's not prosecutable, but taking dope while pregnant is just stupid.
smalfish
I agree wholeheartedly.
you can certainly get sweets in France; the markets have plenty of cookies and chocolate.
You can, but it's really not the same magnitude of crap. One of our best friends is French--when he comes over, he'll buy a gallon of crappy but addictive American ice cream and just sit down and eat it. They just don't have anything like that over there. It's like crack.
Oh gosh.
My ex is on teh community radio station.
euphronins?
I've got the Jimmy Rodgers stuff.
I used to do a cover of "Treasures Untold" and "Hobo Bill" (the first obviously not an RR song per se').
I used to cover "Why did you give me your love?"
It's where I first encountered B7!
Good growing season, not a great deal of snow, not far from Okanagan Valley where most of Canada's fruits and vegetables are grown, and good, good wines (just north of the Washington wine growing region)....
I am so coming to visit you.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
If you come that far
, you should check out the Hwy 2-Hwy 20 Mountain loop here in Washington.
North side of Mt. Baker a recommended sidetrip......
Jumpin' into the middle of this conversation, but I was just singing some Fred Eaglesmith train songs to my 5 year old friend who took a nasty spill and got a bloody lip (my singing helped calm him enough so he'd sit with ice on his lips...)
Mr. Tena took a love for Fred, and he got CD that has a song on it we both love - "it's restless nights, endless fights, a hundred miles an hour with no headlights, fiddles and accordians and tear stained steel guitars; I'm talking tar paper shacks, whiskey and smack on gun left on a 2 rifle rack, somebody round here is gonna get killed and that's for suuuuuure."
I bet this fella is a buddy of Assrocket.
Hecate, garlic bleu cheese stuffed olives with that martini?
Huffingtonpost:
As A Mother
by Nancy Pelosi
Of course Pete Bada Bing! King is part of this bullshit.
I am so coming to visit you.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
She's gonna have to schedule us all in......
Even Phil Ochs could acknowledge the good stuff that Merle put out.
Zap Rowsdower | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:47 pm
or there's tom rush playing 'the panama limited'...
i been to georgia on a fast train honey, i wasn't born no yesterday...commander cody
feel like you're ridin on a down-bound train...
trains are a great metaphor, aynal rand be damned...'
.
My ex is on teh community radio station.
Hurry. Hit the next button.
Endorphins.
Good growing season, not a great deal of snow, not far from Okanagan Valley where most of Canada's fruits and vegetables are grown, and good, good wines (just north of the Washington wine growing region)....
I am so coming to visit you.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
I wish you would. If I could figure out what to do. This is the house with the wonderful glass doors and the library, right? Or the one with a lot of land and the pool?
It is so difficult I cannot describe - to move up there, to leave everything, to start over again - unbelievably difficult. Something I should do? I dunno. I just cannot decide.
I can't believe that I posted that twice.
*sigh*
I thought the first one didn't post. I'm sorry.
Smalfish, one of the problems with addiction treatment is that help isn't as available as you might think, especially if the person in question is an adolescent. Insurance carriers very rarely approve inpatient treatment nowadays, and most of the time, if they do, it's only for the detox portion.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
True enough. It's even worse for those incarcerated.
this train is bound for glory
this train
Hey - watching keithless - this NBC report noted that the FBI investigated the flying imams and found them to be safe, but they present it as though that happened after the mess, when IIRC the imams themselves had let the FBI know their travel plans and been ok'd in advance specifically to avoid the kind of stupidity that happened.
Mr. Tena loves Fred Eaglesmith. And I love his song about "restless nights, endless fights, a hundred miles an hour with no headlights, fiddles and accordians and tear stained steel guitars; I'm talking tar paper shacks, whisky and smack, one gun left on a 2 rifle rack, somebody round here is gonna get killed, and that's for suuuuuure."
Tena | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:48 pm | #
Sing it, girl!
i will certainly be sending my resume to RIL and Hecate this fall for a summer job next summer.
I wonder how i will code the name "euphronius" into the resume. maybe a watermark?
I've got the Jimmy Rodgers stuff.
We are only 20 years away from Jimmie Rodgers' becoming public domain. There will be a revival like none other.
It is so difficult I cannot describe - to move up there, to leave everything, to start over again - unbelievably difficult. Something I should do? I dunno. I just cannot decide.
It's a very big deal to make that big a change.
I can understand your not knowing what to do. Let it simmer in your subconscious for a while longer.
See if you don't find you know what you want to do.
or don't - I am certainly no expert on making decisions.
FREE MASTER SHAKE!!!
Good Evening.
Getting used to a new keyboard.
The pets unplugged the old one and chewed the connector.
Logitech $19.
I a lot of 'features', but like a cell phone, I just wanna type/call.
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"Mama got th' shotgun
Sister got th' rope
Daddy got th' likker
And the brother got the dope
They get carried away...
Carried away!
Carried away, mama by th' break o' day."
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But the French regard mealtime as sacrosanct, as opposed to something you should eat at your desk or in your car so that you don't cut down on work time, wasting it eating a decent meal.
THAT is so true. A good friend of mine was recently diagnosed hypertensive. She just emailed me bragging that she ordered her drive though In n Out french fries *without* salt. I was like....oh, where do I even begin with that?
Did that kid actually save the spiders in a jar? Seek help young man.
There will be a revival like none other.
TinyPorcelainMouse | 05.11.07 - 8:53 pm
he recorded with wouie armstrong and a couple of hot groups...
they didn't know how to classify a yodeler...
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Attaturk, what did you do to my man MasterShake?
"Mama got th' shotgun
Sister got th' rope
Daddy got th' likker
And the brother got the dope
They get carried away...
Carried away!
Carried away, mama by th' break o' day."
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Tacitus Voltaire
Isn't great to be an american?
Insurance carriers very rarely approve inpatient treatment nowadays, and most of the time, if they do, it's only for the detox portion.
This assumes that the woman has insurance. I doubt many of those in the risk group we are talking about have any health insurance at all, so they would be dependent on any government programs and there are not enough of those.
To further complicate matters for a Christian community divided on the issue, the Bible is silent on the issue of *wife spanking*. As I wrote some time ago, “It ain't in the Bible”,; Yet, as I pointed out, biblical silence is not condemnation. Moreover, there is implied sanction within scripture.
Ohhhhh-kay!
GWDPA, can you keep both?
Neponset, hell, I'd have saved 'em.
For a little boy, that's total bragging rights.
I don't blame the passengers as much as the airline.
These Boston assholes again.
this train is bound for glory
this train
ErinPDX
Wrong way
on a one way track.
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"FREE MASTER SHAKE!!!"
--attaturk
I must be out of the loop. I thought you were calling sheets.
I think we all need to take a moment to visually college-aged Jared masturbating his six-inch.
SHAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!
It is so difficult I cannot describe - to move up there, to leave everything, to start over again - unbelievably difficult. Something I should do? I dunno. I just cannot decide.
Can't you rent for a year and see how it goes? You could rent out your other house at the same time.
You can, but it's really not the same magnitude of crap. One of our best friends is French--when he comes over, he'll buy a gallon of crappy but addictive American ice cream and just sit down and eat it. They just don't have anything like that over there. It's like crack.
tikistitch | Homepage | 05.11.07 - 8:50 pm
My boss's son has spent a great deal of time in France and has managed to get one of his best friends addicted to Country Time lemonade and mac and cheese. His family is appalled.
Moreover, there is implied sanction within scripture.
Ohhhhh-kay!
And yet scalia and the gang tell us that we ain't got no rights that aren't mentioned specifically in the Constitution.
Strange goings-on at RFK stadium... Nats have scored three (so far) in the bottom of the sixth, lead four to nothing and are two pitchers deep into a no-hitter.
One would not be shocked to see them invent a way to lose it, however.
this NBC report noted that the FBI investigated the flying imams and found them to be safe, but they present it as though that happened after the mess, when IIRC the imams themselves had let the FBI know their travel plans and been ok'd in advance specifically to avoid the kind of stupidity that happened.
*sighs* Yeah, I'm *so* proud of that crusading lawyer, making us safe from flying Imams.
Did that kid actually save the spiders in a jar? Seek help young man.
Neponset
The ear spider kid?
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evening all!
MyKnight'sWearingWhiteSatin@aol.com
Dear Leah,
Every day I pray to Jesus to give me the strength to deal with everything he throws my way, but when I came home from my swing-shift job at Wal-Mart to find my husband wearing my wedding dress, I had to begin to question my commitment to our lord and savior.
res ipsa loquitur
OMG! OMG!!! [falls helplessly on the ground clutching stomach]
Dear Leah,
My husband and I have added a little Christian discipline to our marriage. So far, we're both pleased with the results, but like Jesus in the wilderness, I have doubts.
For example, my husband would like me to scream, 'Hit me, Jesus! Hit me!" while he spanks me. Is this okay?
http://www.comcast.net/entertain.../11/
661060.html
Someone needs to put these pricks in their places.
Echidne, excellent point--and the majority of addicted individuals don't have health insurance, nor do they qualify for Medicaid.
The situation for incarcerated individuals is unspeakably bad. My SIL tried for years to get treatment for heroin addiction. The ONLY 'treatment' available was some sort of fundamentalist 'give it over to Jeebus' program. At least my SIL was smart enough to avoid those people like the plague.
attaturk,
no wonder he loves him the subway sandwiches.
I think we all need to take a moment to visually college-aged Jared masturbating his six-inch. attaturk
Some ideas should remain subliminal.
he recorded with wouie armstrong and a couple of hot groups...
they didn't know how to classify a yodeler...
I'd love to learn how to yodel. And it's a damn shame that someone like Jimmy's been kinda shafted in that respect.
Him and Bob Wills really started the whole 'fusion' stuff; with the x-breed of country-folk and jazz.
And Ledbelly, I might add...
You can, but it's really not the same magnitude of crap. One of our best friends is French--when he comes over, he'll buy a gallon of crappy but addictive American ice cream and just sit down and eat it. They just don't have anything like that over there. It's like crack.
tikistitch
That is so wrong. I can take you to places in Paris...
For example, my husband would like me to scream, 'Hit me, Jesus! Hit me!" while he spanks me. Is this okay?
lol!!!
Smalfish, one of the problems with addiction treatment is that help isn't as available as you might think, especially if the person in question is an adolescent. Insurance carriers very rarely approve inpatient treatment nowadays, and most of the time, if they do, it's only for the detox portion.
Help of the insurance kind is worthless, IMHO. Especially in the day of religious interference in all manners.
One addict helping another is the only thing that has true, measured, consistent and real results. If one really wants help it is available twenty four hours a day, free. If not, one will stay addicted.
Moreover, *wife spanking* has probably been going on since shortly after God expelled Adam and Eve from the Garden. It is implied in the last portion of Genesis 3:16 - which, after addressing the difficulties of childbirth, says: “thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee”.; After forty years of marriage, my take on the spanking question is that it is less about *obedience* than improving the relationship - of which *obedience* maybe a component. There are simply those times when what needs to be said is beyond the capacity of verbal expression to communicate.
Shorter CDD: Sometimes, you just gotta smack da beeyotch!
What is this Leah business?
Shower, bed.
♥
There are sheets up top.
Yeah, I'm *so* proud of that crusading lawyer, making us safe from flying Imams.
Don't be too harsh - he's kept us safe from Sally Field for decades!
For example, my husband would like me to scream, 'Hit me, Jesus! Hit me!" while he spanks me. Is this okay?
res ipsa loquitur
I wonder how many people at climax yell "Oh my devil?"
DON'T MAKE ME LINK TO IT AGAIN!!!
Okay, I will:
here.
his NBC report noted that the FBI investigated the flying imams and found them to be safe, but they present it as though that happened after the mess, when IIRC the imams themselves had let the FBI know their travel plans and been ok'd in advance specifically to avoid the kind of stupidity that happened.
Obviously, since it happened here, it's been a big story.
The lawyer that's representing the imams is getting death threats now. It's fucking pathetic, but, none surprising.
These Boston assholes again.
Culture of TrÜth
What can you say about a place where fistfights break out while Ben Folds is playing with the Boston Pops?
http://www.boston.com/news/globe..._opening_night/
Meh... Marlins get a cheap hit to open the seventh. Centerfielder should have had it.
What is this Leah business?
Someone else can explain this one. I've already had to shower twice tonight!
Robert Greenwald
Testifying to Congress on War Profiteering
read the post - watch the video
Kudos to Robert Greenwald!!!
The Bushes gave the Queen a statue of a cowgirl.
Probably "regifted" from Vincente Fox.
Moreover, there is implied sanction within scripture.
Does scripture have any judgement on breathing? Is there implied sanction?
If not -- why are the damn fundies still breathing?
It is so difficult I cannot describe - to move up there, to leave everything, to start over again - unbelievably difficult. Something I should do? I dunno. I just cannot decide.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar
I've done it twice.
Left Ohio and house and most everyting and took off to New England.
Got laid off and went to NM.
Do not Regret!
Now in TX.
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res ipsa loquitur
breathe
It is so difficult I cannot describe - to move up there, to leave everything, to start over again - unbelievably difficult. Something I should do? I dunno. I just cannot decide.
Can't you rent for a year and see how it goes? You could rent out your other house at the same time.
Echidne of the snakes
I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
What is this Leah business?
Culture of TrÜth
I thought it was yet another of Allen Butler's many (non)personalities.
oh my gawd watertiger
finally looked
you should model those things in your next vblog!
It is so difficult I cannot describe - to move up there, to leave everything, to start over again - unbelievably difficult. Something I should do? I dunno. I just cannot decide.
It's just a new thread. Sheesh.
It's just a new thread. Sheesh.
JeffCO
Yes it is.
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Phillies Suck...Hard!
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