I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Two more hours to din-din, A-man!
I'm sorry, I failed to denounce the terrorists in the above post.
Hooplah.
That's French, I think.
Damn. I called sheets after the second one.
Y'all don't believe me, or what?
SteveLG, I've been very patient. Hurry up and get your home run.
One of the ironies of Rudy's 9/11 whoring is that he's only known for that day because the federal leadership was completely absent, and yet he courts all the Bush worshippers.
I got a homerun but I'm at work so I can't really brag about it to anyone.
I believe I coined the phrase, General Betrayus. So, if you hear it in the future, or can cite an earlier example of its usage and my brain has gone for a walk - not without its possibilities - please let me know. Otherwise, please credit me
Oh, right. Like I get credited for "whiny as titty baby" and "eatage"??
Dream on. 
One of the ironies of Rudy's 9/11 whoring is that he's only known for that day because the federal leadership was completely absent, and yet he courts all the Bush worshippers.
P O'Neill
And, as I recall, all he did was stand in front of microphones and look serious.
Why do NYC's first responders hate America?
Why do NYC's first responders hate America?
V for Virginia
I think it has to do with the N and the Y.
I'm sorry, I failed to denounce the terrorists in the above post.
SteveLG
Great, now they've won.
Thanks.
Ah, it's so nice to see that Maddie, no matter how gigantic she gets, still likes to walk around dragging her feather on a stick.
Look at all the Bush family members who are of military service age.
Iraq you know, it is explodin', violence flarin', IEDs loadin'
You're old enough to kill, but you're just goadin'
You all believe in war, but prefer keyboard totin'
And even the Tigris River has bodies floatin'
But you tell me over and over and over again, chicken
You don't believe and can't conceive of enlistment
I think it has to do with the N and the Y.
SteveLG
Is that some kind of anti-semitic comment?
I got a homerun but I'm at work so I can't really brag about it to anyone.
What, you didn't get up and spike the ball and do the touchdown dance?
See, this is the thing that the right wingers are complaining about us not waking up.
Terrorists forced Rudy to divorce his first 2 wives.
Remember when he was carried off the field at Notre Dame?
Rudy personally held up both towers on 9-11, allowing people to escape. But, alas, he's only human, so the towers fell after his Hurculean effort.
And, as I recall, all he did was stand in front of microphones and look serious.
Diane C. Barking-Mad
Not fair: he searched desperately for somewhere to coordinate operations after the place he chose so he could walk to it was attacked by terrorists for only the second time in history.
poop
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But, alas, he's only human,
Blasphemy!
-- wingnut
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Luckily for NYC, "Mayor One" had been grounded by the Federal Government, so Rudy had to stay and take charge of the situation.
It's amazing how overrun the repugs are by the peter principle. Laura was probably adequate as a librarian. Giuliani as an asst. DA could have lived with his cousin on Staten Island and prospered. Bush was adequate as a cheerleader in high school. Hitler was able at least to sell a few of his paintings.
first-responders are revealing that they don't understand that it's the terrorists who attacked us on 9/11.
The shit gets so deep we're drowning in it.
Somewhere there should be footage of Rudy's part in the police putsch against Dinkins.
Rudy calmed the crowds streaming out of NYC by reading "My Pet Goat" to them over a bullhorn.
Hitler was able at least to sell a few of his paintings.
And was apparently a fine corporal during WWI -- winner of the Iron Cross, 2nd class.
"first-responders are revealing that they don't understand that it's the terrorists who attacked us on 9/11."
it's gotten to the point that I no longer feel free to assume this is a parody.
Somewhere there should be footage of Rudy's part in the police putsch against Dinkins.
Wasn't Dinkins a marine veteran? I think I am seeing a pattern here.
Not fair: he searched desperately for somewhere to coordinate operations after the place he chose so he could walk to it was attacked by terrorists for only the second time in history.
V for Virginia
(Iced tea just met Mr. Monitor.)
The Democrats won't say it, so I will.
Islamic Terrorism!!!
ISLAMIC TERRORISOM!!!!!
ISLAMIC TERRORISM!!!!!!!!
And lest we forget -
ISLAMIC TERRORISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus, people, will you please start wetting your pants in fear so I can get elected already?
"first-responders are revealing that they don't understand that it's the terrorists who attacked us on 9/11."
it's gotten to the point that I no longer feel free to assume this is a parody.
The FEC has ruled that all 3000 people who died on 9/11 are honorary republicans and their votes will be recorded accordingly for eternity.
Jesus, people, will you please start wetting your pants in fear so I can get elected already?
rudy guiliani
Why bother with an "election?" You should just be appointed!
ISLAMIC TERRORISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We need a popping vein icon thingy.
Well, hell. I guess I'll shower up, power up and watch this funky DVD.
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The FEC has ruled that all 3000 people who died on 9/11 are honorary republicans and their votes will be recorded accordingly for eternity.
spinoza
Damn you, Spinoza!
Quit giving them ideas.
Dinkins was a Marine Veteran of WWII. Not a very good mayor, but better than dual loyalty Guliani with his allegiance to the Mussolini government.
Rudy had the NYPD issued with vibrating batons, so that if a person of color were sodomized with one, it might be less uncomfortable. No one gives him credit for that.
Are there any specifics about what exactly Rudy Nine Eleven's accomplishments on and after 9/11 were?
How did he parley that into a $20 million dollar per year consulting income. I mean the terrorists successfully attacked on 'his watch'.
???
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Damn you, Spinoza!
I agree. The spinosa wars have been dormant for far too long.
Go Rudy and Rudy's wife - please win the Repub nomination.
Interesting how apparently all GOPers, young and old, see service to their party as representing a higher calling than service to their country.
A typical response given by a young Republican to the question of why they haven't enlisted yet is "I can do more good over here".
I'm sure Rudy honestly thinks that his political grandstanding outweighs any contribution made by all the NYC first responders and ground zero workers combined. Similarly, Mitt honestly believes that his Winnebego warrior sons are more valiant than the real ones fighting over in Iraq.
Go Rudy and Rudy's wife - please win the Repub nomination.
Karatist Preacher
Do you think people are sick enough of the ol' terra-terra-terra dodge that it won't work again?
(I've got $20 on Fred! being the nominee.)
better than dual loyalty Guliani with his allegiance to the Mussolini government.
Let's have no more of your anti-Italian slurs.
A typical response given by a young Republican to the question of why they haven't enlisted yet is "I can do more good over here".
Shopping is hard hard work.
Get me off this roof!!!!!!!!!!!!!
was out to dinner/drinks with Ohioans last night. They said that this kind of shit was getting NO airplay in the midwest.
better than dual loyalty Guliani with his allegiance to the Mussolini government.
Let's have no more of your anti-Italian slurs.
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Hey, you can't argue with the fact that he marched in those Knights of Columbus Parades.
that this kind of shit was getting NO airplay in the midwest.
watertiger
Do you mean, this kind of "first-responders don't remember that we were attacked on 9/11" bullshit?
(I've got $20 on Fred! being the nominee.)
V for Virginia |
Watch for his announcement just after Labor Day.
Proposed Thompson campaign slogan...
"You Can Smell It In The Air"
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(I've got $20 on Fred! being the nominee.).
Let me make a bold prediction as well here.
September will NOT be about bringing the troops home or not.
September will be about weather we should have a draft or not.
A typical response given by a young Republican to the question of why they haven't enlisted yet is "I can do more good over here".
Their recruitment officer would beg to differ I suspect
Is that a uni-boob?
(just pic)
I won't piss on Giuliani if he was on fire.
Just saying.
I'm not saying he's the most evil current Republican, but he's the most annoying evil current Republican, that's for damn sure.
"You Can Smell It In The Air"
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Agent Orange, Nativist
Perfect!
said that this kind of shit was getting NO airplay in the midwest.
watertiger
REM's Cuyahoga, OTOH, is played nightly.
Or, "Thompson: Can't You Just Smell It?"
September will be about weather we should have a draft or not.
smalfish,suspect at all times
Nope - the chat will be why we have to stay in Iraq for Years. And the GOP talking point will be "Well Clinton sent our boys into Bosnia, and we are still there!"
was out to dinner/drinks with Ohioans last night. They said that this kind of shit was getting NO airplay in the midwest.
watertiger
Although I'm not too sure you were referring to election news in general, I get the feeling from many folks here in Los Angeles that they haven't even begun to consider election '08. It's simply too far away.
Do you mean, this kind of "first-responders don't remember that we were attacked on 9/11" bullshit?
Any of Rudy's bullshit.
but he's the most annoying evil current Republican
Yep. You can put a dress and lipstick on evil, but it's still evil.
Mitt sheets.
REM's Cuyahoga, OTOH, is played nightly.
Any of Rudy's bullshit.
watertiger
Just fucking great.
Mr. Giuliani took a fateful step that would for years prompt questions about his racial sensitivities. In September 1992, he spoke to a rally of police officers protesting Mr. Dinkins’s proposal for a civilian board to review police misconduct.
It was a rowdy, often threatening, crowd. Hundreds of white off-duty officers drank heavily, and a few waved signs like “Dump the Washroom Attendant,” a reference to Mr. Dinkins. A block away from City Hall, Mr. Giuliani gave a fiery address, twice calling Mr. Dinkins’s proposal “bullshit.” The crowd cheered. Mr. Giuliani was jubilant...
http://
electioncentral.tpmcafe.c...eaming_bullshit
sticky mitty sheets!
Do you think people are sick enough of the ol' terra-terra-terra dodge that it won't work again?
(I've got $20 on Fred! being the nominee.)
V for Virginia
Depends on if the media tells the truth about him. Not a good chance, I know.
I just don't see him lasting in the general campaign...all they have on Hillary is Bill and if they want to go in that direction Rudy has a lot more issues than Bill.
I would love to see a midwest-targeted Pace salsa-style anti-Rudy commercial that points out he's from Noo Yorrk Citeeee!
"Is that a uni-boob?"
Yes.
"Thompson: Can't You Just Smell It, Please?"
FYT
Why did dem congresspeople capitulate last week and allow bush to continue along his path toward dictatorship?
Here's a reasonable answer:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/1...69-OIg4yzoOYZs/
"Here's a reasonable answer:"
wolf! wolf WWOOOOLLLLLFF!!!
and wit that see ya later.
I think America "needs another 9/11" and Fox "news" should be the target.
"A typical response given by a young Republican to the question of why they haven't enlisted yet is "I can do more good over here".
"Shopping is hard hard work."
smalfish,suspect at all times
-...but enough about Kindasleezy Rice.
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