I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

I'm not bored.


GravatarIf it's Tuesday it must be bedlam.
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Gravatarha


Gravatarha ha


GravatarI still think boosh is likely to kill millions of us before he leaves office. What else can he do? The jig is up.


GravatarI dont get Obama too much on Hillary stirring fears


GravatarWHISKEY!!!!
You're gonna get that #1 spot soon, I just know it!!!


GravatarI have waited for gravatar to ok my grav.
They are slower than I am


GravatarFor those who may be interested:

Adam Alexander: by Nim and Jen Productions


GravatarWHISKEY!!!!
You're gonna get that #1 spot soon, I just know it!!!
Elias, pud pounder.


You mean a Billboard #1???


GravatarGads...at least somebody finally took that old thread out back and shot it.


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Gravatarooops
that should have been

I have waited over a week for gravatar to ok my grav.


GravatarAlright everybody, it's freakin Saturday night and we're going to have a good time whether we like it OR NOT!

Roadmaster is playin some kickin tunes on his show. I wonder if that's him with the long beard?


http://wort-fm.org/listen.php


GravatarWell, you know, if you want a lotta links, you could always come to my place....


GravatarAnd with that, I'm off.

Folks, share the love of teh bay-bee goodiness.

Peace.


GravatarAdam Alexander: by Nim and Jen Productions

Looks like Winston Churchill.


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Gravatari>You mean a Billboard #1???

Let's just work on the baby steps first, ok? ))


GravatarLooks like Winston Churchill.



Gravatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hippo, Birdie, Two Ewes.

Hippo, Birdie, Two Ewes.

Hippo, Birdie, ErinPdx!

Hippo, Birdie, Two Ewes.
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GravatarFor those who may be interested:


Adorable!


GravatarWell, you know, if you want a lotta links, you could always come to my place....

One word:

Smoooooooooth.


GravatarObsoletin’ is hard – rewarding your ba$e, priceless ...

Independent truckers see end of the road

No more $150 family outings to Shogun
sushi. No more weekly washes for his Western Star 4900 EX truck. No more health insurance for him and his family. "It hurts," he said. "I'm a man who's trying to make a living for my family and I'm not succeeding."


GravatarSteve Smiels singing

http://youtube.com/watch? v=2vq4M...feature=related


Gravatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hippo, Birdie, Two Ewes.


Finally! An Ar-TIST!


GravatarA question for the geeks in the audience;
I picked up a DVD of African Queen, and it has some irritating color fluctuations. Tint, mostly. Anything to be done for this?


GravatarYou mean a Billboard #1???
whiskey-whatever!


Listen up baby.
I'm takin you to the top.
Ya hear me?
Stick with me cause I'm takin you to the top and NO ONE'S gonna stop us!!!


GravatarToday on wingnut radio the hot topic?
Can John McCain be president if he was born in Panama?

So I'm thinking, "This is how they will get Arnold elected president!" they will have to pass a bill to let McCain be a president if he gets elected but he won't win, but it WILL open the door for Arnold!


GravatarI have waited over a week for gravatar to ok my grav.
JohnJS


I went over to add my new one the other day, and they let me rate it, and it was online immediately.


GravatarFeh.


GravatarSteve Smiels singing

Steve Earle?


GravatarI picked up a DVD of African Queen, and it has some irritating color fluctuations.

That sounds like the hated Macrovision copy protection. Is your DVD player connected to your TV via composite video (yellow RCA jack)? If so, it's likely the Macrovision. Nothing can be done.


GravatarListen up baby.
I'm takin you to the top.
Ya hear me?
Stick with me cause I'm takin you to the top and NO ONE'S gonna stop us!!!
Elias, pud pounder. | 03.01.08 - 9:20 pm |


Really??

[bats eyelashes]


GravatarElmer, PHD (horrible)

Questions:
1) Are you playing it in a standard DVD player?
2) Do other DVDs look fine?
3) Was it a "Marked down for quick sale" DVD for $1.99?
4) Did you buy it on the street?


GravatarMcCain just hired a new campaign manager named Edmund Fitzgerald.


GravatarOr U could read DIS one and see if U liek it.

http://ohnoespolitiks.blogspot.com/


Gravatarhttp://youtube.com/watch? v=2vq4M...feature=related
JohnJS


Almost Townes' birthday...


GravatarFeh.

Did you know that "Feh" spelled backward is HEF?

Is this some sort of subliminal sexual spell you're putting on us?

Are we all supposed to put on velvet bathrobes now?


GravatarMcCain just hired a new campaign manager named Edmund Fitzgerald.

That was very clever.

Bravo.


GravatarThe legend lives on from the Chippewa on down fo the great lake they call Gichagumi.


GravatarElias, pud pounder -- Nice tunes. Is someone going to come on with a play list at some point?
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GravatarYes it was Steve Earl. I thought that whiskey might like it.


GravatarOops. The dj just did.
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GravatarMcCain just hired a new campaign manager named Edmund Fitzgerald.
MP |

His nickname is Gitche Gumee

And his secretary is named Lincoln!


GravatarMcCain just hired a new campaign manager named Edmund Fitzgerald.
MP


The gales of November gonna come real early for ol' Saint John...


GravatarMcCain just hired a new campaign manager named Edmund Fitzgerald.

St. John could use a pedal steel guitar.


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GravatarReally??

[bats eyelashes]
whiskey-whatever!


That's right, baby.
Now listen up.
When the thread gets about 2hrs old, I'll give you the signal, and that means the new thread is open.
Got it?


GravatarThanks to you and the family for those pictures, Vicki. I must say they made me mist up a bit.


GravatarJoe LIeberman compared John Hagee to Moses last year.

"I begin by thanking your founder, Pastor John Hagee. I would describe Pastor Hagee with the words the Torah uses to describe Moses, he is an "Eesh Elo Kim," a man of God because those words fit him; and, like Moses he has become the leader of a mighty multitude in pursuit of and defense of Israel."


Ugh.


GravatarThere's guys round here who'd fuck a pedal steel guitar.


GravatarFor those who may be interested:


Awesome! Congrats!

Much joy, and much sleeplessness awaits the happy parents.

< / father of two small boys>


GravatarAnd his secretary is named Lincoln!

Lincoln Kennedy!


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GravatarMcCain just hired a new campaign manager named Edmund Fitzgerald.

)))
I liked that. Good one.


GravatarI went out canvassing today.

Everyone I talked to was extremely nice. Except for one young man who was a complete asshole.


Not surprisingly, he was a republican. Told me he hoped I'd grow out of my "democratic" stage.

I told him to enjoy his 40 years in the wilderness and asked him when he was going to enlist in McBush's 100 year war.

He wuz not amused. I don't know why, I said it with my most charming centaur smile.


GravatarMcCain just hired a new campaign manager named Edmund Fitzgerald.

His assistant Campaign Manager is named Andrea Doria.


GravatarI'm almost caught up with grading, and I have my gorgeous granddaughter with me!

It's been a good day.


GravatarJust a thought:

With all of the crimes the Bushites have committed in the past seven years and the unconstitutional bills that have been passed is it possible that the recent find of ricin in that Las Vegas hotel could be a scare tactic by the Bushites to get the senate to pass the Prevention Of Homegrown Terrorism Act Bill which is still looming in the senate?


GravatarThere's guys round here who'd fuck a pedal steel guitar.

Tried that.
Too irritating. Plus the lube ya need is ridiculous...


GravatarWhy is John McCain thought to be a formidable national security candidate?

And yes, I concede that he was a helpless prisoner of war forty years ago.


GravatarSo I'm thinking, "This is how they will get Arnold elected president!" they will have to pass a bill to let McCain be a president if he gets elected but he won't win, but it WILL open the door for Arnold!
Spocko


IIRC, it would take a constitutional amendment, not just legislation, to let someone born outside the US become president. Arnold was born in Austria.

Of course, we could always annex it. There is precedent, after all...


GravatarIn pursuit of Israel? Hmmm. Maybe in the biblical sense.
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GravatarMcCain just hired a new campaign manager named Edmund Fitzgerald.
MP |

When the witch of November comes stealin'?


Gravatar4Legs, Monsieur was getting gasoline for his beast of burden yesterday and got into a conversation with the person filling next to him.  San Bernardino redneck, monster truck, the works.

Redneck says, I don't care if Obama paints the White House black, I'm voting for him.  Enough of this shit.


GravatarJoe LIeberman compared John Hagee to Moses last year.


I have always thought that there is little more foolish than Jews who are pleased by the rabid pro-Israel stance of Christian Zionists.

Holy Joe, you do get the fact that this nutball supports Israel because he believes it's a necessary precondition for the Second Coming, at which point, presumably, most of us Jews, except those who are "saved," are going to end up burning in eternal hellfire.

You do get that, right?


GravatarThere's guys round here who'd fuck a pedal steel guitar.

I draw the line at hammer dulcimers.


GravatarJoe LIeberman compared John Hagee to Moses last year.

Maybe someone will pour molten gold down his throat.


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Gravatarrecent find of ricin in that Las Vegas hotel could be a scare tactic by the Bushites

I'd say it has to be, until proven otherwise. They need a new fake terrorism scare to keep from losing power. There will be more and worse of these.

(The "anarchist handbook" is a ridiculous detail of the whole episode, seems extremely psy-ops to me.)


Gravatar
I draw the line at hammer dulcimers.


I know your standards are low, but at least you have them


GravatarI'm almost caught up with grading, and I have my gorgeous granddaughter with me!

It's been a good day.


I'm glad. You've needed a good day. My Maddie is sitting in the window, enjoying the mild evening breeze.


GravatarHe wuz not amused. I don't know why


Micropenis.
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GravatarThere's guys round here who'd fuck a pedal steel guitar.

I draw the line at hammer dulcimers.


Trumpets. Need I say more?


Gravatarrecent find of ricin in that Las Vegas hotel could be a scare tactic by the Bushites

The country pretty much yawned.


Gravatarthere are those that appreciate alex bocefus van halen...


Gravatar(The "anarchist handbook" is a ridiculous detail of the whole episode, seems extremely psy-ops to me.)
puppethead | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 9:32 pm | #

puppethead, thats exactly what I thought when I read about the "anarchist handbook" being found.


GravatarHoly Joe, you do get the fact that this nutball supports Israel because he believes it's a necessary precondition for the Second Coming, at which point, presumably, most of us Jews, except those who are "saved," are going to end up burning in eternal hellfire.

You do get that, right?


Joe gets that. But, because he's not a Christian wingnut, he doesn't believe it. So he has no problem with them rabid supporting Israel in anticipation of a rapture that will never come.

It's cynical as all hell. The ones who should be pissed are the evangelicals who are getting taken for a ride by AIPAC, and people like Lieberman. And the est of us who have to suffer through GOP policies because Lieberan and AIPAC give these wingnuts "mainstream credibility."


GravatarMicropenis.


Yep, probably so. He was there helping these 2 girls move.

I snagged them and another neighbor to caucus on Tuesday.

He didn't like that either.


Gravatar4Legs, I've actually had 2.  In  a row.

Gorgeous Granddaughter is hugging Elmo.


GravatarThere's guys round here who'd fuck a pedal steel guitar.

*

I draw the line at hammer dulcimers.
NTodd, Änti-VNF


What about hammer & tongs


GravatarMcCain's "Straight Talk Express" has been renamed "The White Star Liner"

That way people know that he's not the black guy running for president. He already has the press duped into saying Maverick and Straight talk when referring to him, now he wants to remind people he's not black or a woman.


Gravatarfeh

First time I remember seeing that word--and no, I don't know why it stuck in my mind--was in the "Bedside Mad" paperback in '59 (which you can still buy, fer Xsake) wherein Heap, a monster made from a trash heap, is featured. Heap wore a "zoot suit with a belt in the back". I know you were wondering...


GravatarSo he has no problem with them rabid supporting Israel in anticipation of a rapture that will never come

Without that, why would anyone support Israel?


GravatarRedneck says, I don't care if Obama paints the White House black, I'm voting for him. Enough of this shit.




I fucking LOVE that story.


GravatarHesiod,

great catch on "Holy Joe"


GravatarRE: "Is it Wednesday yet?"

I really hate to say this - but the question might be "Is it August yet?"

eeep!

Start getting the balcony ready!


Gravatarrecent find of ricin in that Las Vegas hotel could be a scare tactic by the Bushites
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that was 2 weeks ago, it put the victim into a coma. Don't know if he's ok.

This type of charade is bound to surface at the worst possible time.


Gravatar4Legs, I've actually had 2. In a row.

Gorgeous Granddaughter is hugging Elmo.


Nice.

Ripley wants U to keep UR strength up:

http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...8/02/ snock.html


GravatarMaverick was cancelled. Twice.


Gravatarsallyh -- That's great. I'm emailing it to my friends. It'll definitely give 'em a smile.

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GravatarThere's guys round here who'd fuck a pedal steel guitar.
spork_incident

I draw the line at hammer dulcimers.
NTodd, Änti-VNF


How about "The Harry Lime Theme" on zither?
The thumb pick would probably pinch, though.


GravatarStart getting the balcony ready!
geo


Oh shit. Is Rudy back in the race?


GravatarWhat about hammer & tongs

WHISKEY?!!!
I had no idea. You're really good!


GravatarRedneck says, I don't care if Obama paints the White House black, I'm voting for him. Enough of this shit.

Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere

that's a good idea...

it's time for a change.


GravatarHey, don't give Spork credit for lines I stole from Steven King!


GravatarWHISKEY?!!!
I had no idea. You're really good!
Elias, pud pounder.


Thanks! I thought you heard Lay Down the other night?


GravatarOkay, I must cook mah steak nao.


Gravatar4Legs, Maddy luvs ur kitteh pikchurs. 


Gravatar4Legs, Maddy luvs ur kitteh pikchurs.

She iz smart gurl.


GravatarI saw Prince Charles on the news today. Hed was wearing an onion on his lapel. What the hell is that about?


GravatarHow about "The Harry Lime Theme" on zither?

An Anton Karas reference!

This is why I love the Internets.


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GravatarWhat about hammer & tongs
whiskey-whatever!


Excellent chords.


GravatarI saw Prince Charles on the news today. Hed was wearing an onion on his lapel. What the hell is that about?
shemp

That is the style in these days. We used to wear an onion in our belts, which was the style in those days.


GravatarI saw Prince Charles on the news today. Hed was wearing an onion on his lapel. What the hell is that about?

Prince of Wales. Leek. Math. Do it.


GravatarI saw Prince Charles on the news today. Hed was wearing an onion on his lapel.

I'm going to assume it was a leek.

National symbol of Wales.


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GravatarHed was wearing an onion on his lapel. What the hell is that about?

Could it have been a leek? That's a Welsh thing, and he's Prince of Wales and all...


GravatarEven I know Welsh people wear leeks. Henry V, I mean sheesh.


GravatarI saw Prince Charles on the news today. Hed was wearing an onion on his lapel. What the hell is that about?
shemp


He was having a leek.

[I'm sure the Welsh are tired of that old joke.]


GravatarWhat was the Welshman doing under the bed?

Having a leek!


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GravatarTell him, I'll knock his leek about his pate
Upon Saint Davy's day.


GravatarThanks! I thought you heard Lay Down the other night?

No, it wasn't me. Unless I missed your post.
I know comparisons can be tricky, but, trust me, you won't be disappointed. You remind me of Holly Golightly, who I believe to be one of the best contemporary singer/songwriters. You've got a more folky sound while she rocks more, but you both have a similar feel...very cool.


GravatarHoly Joe, you do get the fact that this nutball supports Israel because he believes it's a necessary precondition for the Second Coming, at which point, presumably, most of us Jews, except those who are "saved," are going to end up burning in eternal hellfire.

You do get that, right?
sdf (Stu), Dodd for Majority L | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 9:31 pm | #


U gotta explain that in winger-ology something really good happens after all surviving jews are in israel under attack.


GravatarYour majesty says very true: if your majesties is
remembered of it, the Welshmen did good service in a
garden where leeks did grow, wearing leeks in their
Monmouth caps; which, your majesty know, to this
hour is an honourable badge of the service; and I do
believe your majesty takes no scorn to wear the leek
upon Saint Tavy's day.


GravatarWasn't it a Welsh holiday yesterday? St. David's or St. Steven's or someone's, I forget. There were leeks in the google.co.uk logo.


GravatarI believe many people owe me leek-flavored coke.


GravatarThere's guys round here who'd fuck a pedal steel guitar.

Tried that.
Too irritating. Plus the lube ya need is ridiculous...
Elias, pud pounder. |


At $20/CC, you aint whistlin' Dixie...


GravatarExcellent chords.
Uncle Smokes |


Thank you very kindly, Uncle Smokes. I didn't write that song, a friend did, but I love it so.


GravatarOf course, the Welsh have that Red Dragon thing going on...eat St. George, it will.


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Gravatarseething with Bush-hatred, the left wing of the Dimocrat Party is about to nominate a Chicago social worker named "Barack Hussein Obama" as their candidate for POTUS--

you go, numbnuts!


GravatarCry God for King Harry, England and St. George!


GravatarNo, it wasn't me. Unless I missed your post.
I know comparisons can be tricky, but, trust me, you won't be disappointed. You remind me of Holly Golightly, who I believe to be one of the best contemporary singer/songwriters. You've got a more folky sound while she rocks more, but you both have a similar feel...very cool.
Elias, pud pounder. |


Thank you for listenin' and for the generous comments.


Gravatarthis nutball supports Israel because he believes it's a necessary precondition for the Second Coming, at which point, presumably, most of us Jews, except those who are "saved," are going to end up burning in eternal hellfire.



That's the reason ALL fundies support Israel.

It's not because they LIKE Jewish people.


Gravatarguy at our caucus training today sez, "This is the first time in my life I have not voted Republican"


GravatarHolly Golightly.
Sorry bout the vid, just close your eyes:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n...h? v=nSPhJvOsyY0


GravatarI'm going to assume it was a leek.

National symbol of Wales.


Man, I bet the Iowans and Idahoans are glad that never caught on over here...


GravatarI believe many people owe me leek-flavored coke.


...oddly enough, that version is being test-marketed in select areas right now...


GravatarI'm going to assume it was a leek.

National symbol of Wales.


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spork_incident | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 9:43 pm | #


I'm of Welsh descent, and didn't know that.


GravatarThe best way to have leeks is to grow them at home and bring them to your favorite restaurant to be cooked. The dining room may charge you a leekage, but it will be worth it.


GravatarResolved: The lot of us are going to fuck pedal steel guitars and leeks.


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GravatarSome Christians believe that Jews are under their own covenent with God, but most who even think about Israel think only about the Second Coming.

Most Christians just support Israel because they are told to support Israel by the media, same as why most non-Christians support Israel.


GravatarGeorge Carlin HBO 10 PM


GravatarHolly Golightly.
Sorry bout the vid, just close your eyes:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n...h? v=nSPhJvOsyY0
Elias, pud pounder.


Gosh. Double thanks! I better go practice!


GravatarI love pedal steel. When I get crazy rich I'm gonna buy 13 of them.


GravatarResolved: The lot of us are going to fuck pedal steel guitars and leeks.

Just be sure to use the lavender scented lube cause it's really gonna stink!


GravatarI believe many people owe me leek-flavored coke.
NTodd, Änti-VNF


I will not do that elementary school gag about the Chinese guy putting pee pee in your Coke.

I simply will not.


GravatarOf course, the Welsh have that Red Dragon thing going on...eat St. George, it will.


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spork_incident | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 9:46 pm | #


See, if they'd put the leek AND the dragon on the flag, I would know these things.


Gravatarguy at our caucus training today sez, "This is the first time in my life I have not voted Republican"
rootless-e, email-listed!


I hope he was at least 80.


GravatarGosh. Double thanks! I better go practice!

I told you, I'm takin you to the top - of the next thread.
)))


GravatarMost Christians just support Israel because they are told to support Israel by the media, same as why most non-Christians support Israel.
+++

I don't get how 1% of the voting population (jews) has such a stranglehold on politics, although the fundies account for a big chunk, and somebody got to them with the brilliant idea that enabling Israel, fighting her enemies was God's will.


Gravatarseething with Bush-hatred,

Like that Vet in..Arizona? Wherever...seethed with hatred for the guy breaking into his truck, and shot him in the back? Which was just fine with all the good ol' boys & gals thereabouts? Now, I realize a Constitution aint a shiny new 4X4, but still...
Actually, yes, some of us are.


GravatarI hope he was at least 80.
edub | 03.01.08 - 9:53 pm | #


50 year oldish, business exec type.


GravatarHere's a pedal steel that fucked me a couple years ago by quiting the band the night before a gig. But it all worked--I got her teacher to play with us instead.


GravatarThe leek is St. David, Yahoo sez


GravatarEvening, all

Spent the evening watching two thirds of Judgment at Nuremberg. We need a little of that, think SPencer Tracey is still around somewhere in America?

Or don't we give a shit anymore?


Gravatar Is your DVD player connected to your TV via composite video (yellow RCA jack)?

No, it's an internal drive. PC.


GravatarResolved: The lot of us are going to fuck pedal steel guitars and leeks.
spork_incident


I will give the leek a nice cuddle and pedal steel a back rub, but that's it.


GravatarI'm of Welsh descent, and didn't know that.

True story: I walked in to a pub in Wales to buy a pack of smokes. As soon as I entered all the chatter switched from English to Welsh. I asked the barman for a pack and as soon as the patrons heard my American accent they switched back to speaking English.

As a side-note, Welsh isn't so much a language as a throat problem.


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Gravatar'night bats.


Gravatarhat's the reason ALL fundies support Israel.

It's not because they LIKE Jewish people.
Terry C - No More Repugs!

Well there's that and the hating the arabs thing.


GravatarI don't get how 1% of the voting population (jews) has such a stranglehold on politics, although the fundies account for a big chunk, and somebody got to them with the brilliant idea that enabling Israel, fighting her enemies was God's will.
el | 03.01.08 - 9:54 pm | #


Our control of the banks, egg farms, and media. Hahahahahaha!


GravatarI told you, I'm takin you to the top - of the next thread.
)))
Elias, pud pounder.


Well, okay then!


GravatarThe media reaches far further than the puplit. I assume the media is heavily leaned on by certain groups to present a certain viewpoint.

It doesn't hurt that right now everyone hates Muslims. Like Israel.


GravatarI'm of Welsh descent, and didn't know that.

True story: I walked in to a pub in Wales to buy a pack of smokes. As soon as I entered all the chatter switched from English to Welsh. I asked the barman for a pack and as soon as the patrons heard my American accent they switched back to speaking English.

As a side-note, Welsh isn't so much a language as a throat problem.


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spork_incident | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 9:56 pm


Welsh is a bit ... difficult.

My boss is from Appalachian Ohio, and she and her family were touring Wales in England. In one town in Wales, her husband kept going: This looks like your hometown! The people talk funny, but they look like your neighbors and relatives!


Gravatar1) Are you playing it in a standard DVD player?
2) Do other DVDs look fine?
3) Was it a "Marked down for quick sale" DVD for $1.99?
4) Did you buy it on the street?
Spocko


No, yes, yes, no. $1, actually. Lotsa "classic" stuff in the bin.
One Flash Gordon I bought a couple years ago turned out to be freakin' horrid, like a 320X240 expanded to full screen. At a buck, I guess you get what you pay for...


Gravatarrootless, I never knew egg farm ownership was a source of power


GravatarDiggin Roadmasters show:


http://wort-fm.org/listen.php


GravatarAs a side-note, Welsh isn't so much a language as a throat problem.
spork_incident


"It's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrorising people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick. You'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight."
-- Edmund Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson), Blackadder II


Gravatarokay, now i really better go practice!

sweet musical dreams, folks.

good night.


GravatarWhiskey, where do you play, what part of the country?


GravatarI saw Prince Charles on the news today. Hed was wearing an onion on his lapel. What the hell is that about? -shemp

i know, that seems more of a Shelbyshire thing ...


GravatarMy boss is from Appalachian Ohio, and she and her family were touring Wales in England. In one town in Wales, her husband kept going: This looks like your hometown! The people talk funny, but they look like your neighbors and relatives!
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 03.01.08 - 9:59 pm | #


All that area around Gallipolis is welsh rednecks.


GravatarPicking up a book knocked to the floor earlier today  (I have cats) (and dogs) I discovered it was LotR/Return of the King. It was open towards the back and I looked at it and it was one of the afterwords, the chronology. Damn if I did not see it printed there:

March 1: Birth of Aragorn son of Arathorn.

If the ink isn't dry on that birth certificate yet....? naw, never mind, classical is better than temporarily hip. And "Adam Elessar Telcontar Nimson" would be right over the top. But I thought it was kewl anyway.


Gravatar(Oops, left off a numeral...that was Blackadder III. I regret the geek faux pas.)


GravatarVery strange lady on the wort website, see "wort people"


GravatarUncle Smokes:

:-D


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GravatarWhiskey, where do you play, what part of the country?
Elias, pud pounder. |


Massachusetts. And I'm playing at Eschacon08, so, really, I gotta go practice. Thanks again for the encouragement!


Gravatarrootless, I never knew egg farm ownership was a source of power
el | 03.01.08 - 9:59 pm | #


That's because you have not read the comments at Larry Johnson's blog which is where I learned of our Satanic Plot to make brown eggs obsolete. It's not easy to keep up with all the complexities of the Jewish Plot without a program, and even then, one tends to get mixed up.


GravatarWhiskey, where do you play, what part of the country?
Elias, pud pounder.


If she's left, I'll be impudent and answer.

Western Mass, mostly. Gigs at The Elevens and the Iron Horse occasionally. Both in Northampton.

And to my everlasting shame, I've never seen her. That I know of.

I blame age. And the Clenis, of course.


Gravatarokay, now i really better go practice!

sweet musical dreams, folks.

good night.
whiskey-whatever!


Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect--so why practice?

Good night, Whiskey Ina!


GravatarIf she's left, I'll be impudent and answer.


Thanks. Maybe someday if I'm ever that way...


GravatarMy boss is from Appalachian Ohio, and she and her family were touring Wales in England. In one town in Wales, her husband kept going: This looks like your hometown! The people talk funny, but they look like your neighbors and relatives!
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 03.01.08 - 9:59 pm | #

All that area around Gallipolis is welsh rednecks.
rootless-e, email-listed! | 03.01.08 - 10:00 pm |


She's from Jackson, she's Welsh, Orthodox Jew, some Cherokee, and some other interesting stuff thrown in there. Her extended family seems to be slightly on the happily insanse side.


GravatarPicking up a book knocked to the floor earlier today (I have cats) (and dogs) I discovered it was LotR/Return of the King. It was open towards the back and I looked at it and it was one of the afterwords, the chronology. Damn if I did not see it printed there:

March 1: Birth of Aragorn son of Arathorn.

If the ink isn't dry on that birth certificate yet....? naw, never mind, classical is better than temporarily hip. And "Adam Elessar Telcontar Nimson" would be right over the top. But I thought it was kewl anyway.

Xan | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 10:01 pm | #


Psychic cat?


GravatarWelcome to the blogosphere, Adam Alexander!

And congrats to Auntie Vicki!

God I love babies.


GravatarA'ight...I'm out.

Discuss those horrible Manx.

I mean, cats without tails?


.


GravatarBa'al Wins "American Idol" Competition
2/29/2008

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HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - In a fiercely fought duel of the diva deities, Ba'al overcame YHWH (aka God) to win a million-dollar RCA recording contract-and the hearts of America-in the "American Idol" competition. In a bizarre twist, after Ba'al was announced the winner, YHWH stormed off the stage, swearing vengeance and destruction on those who cast their vote for His rival. "I am the Lord your God!" He screamed. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me! I am a jealous God!" Shaken by God's unexpected outburst but still smiling, Ba'al said simply, "I can understand His being jealous, but I wish Him all the best-there are no losers here tonight."

"Idol" host Ryan Seacrest was less surprised by YHWH's behavior. "We had a sense there might be some trouble if He lost," said Seacrest. "When He refused to do the "Up Where We Belong" duet with Ba'al we knew all bets were off." Seacrest concurred. "He kept muttering, 'I the Lord am ONE god!' Man, he's more of a prima donna than Barbra, Whitney, and Mariah combined!"

YHWH's family also seemed taken aback by His display of wrath. Jesus, sitting in the front row, noticeably cringed and slumped in His seat. He was overheard saying to His mother, Mary, "Geez, I've never seen Dad so pissed!"


Gravatar"Wales in England", buckeye?


GravatarJoe LIeberman compared John Hagee to Moses last year.





William Donahue's group ain't likin' Hagee.


Gravatar"Wales in England", buckeye?
Ali | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 10:08 pm |


Damn, and I thought I'd proof-read. Wales AND England.

I think that means I really need to go to bed.

Happy birthday to Erin, and congrats to Jen and Nim on the birth of Adam Alexander.


GravatarWe go wherever we want to.
Do what we like to do.
We dont have time to get restless,
Theres always something new.


Gravatarjust got home after shaking hands with the next president of the usa..



GravatarI just went and visited Zapette, who's babysitting about a block away.

Stupid baby didn't have any booze, so I bailed.


GravatarG'night Buckeye, if you're really going to bed.


Gravatarjust got home after shaking hands with the next president of the usa..

LaRouche?


Gravatarjust got home after shaking hands with the next president of the usa..



Nader?


Gravatarhill?


GravatarI just watched a horrible video for Obama. Is that really the best they can do? Maybe get some musicians next time, instead of actors!


GravatarZap, she should've at least taken the baby a six pack


GravatarWell...time for a bit of peanut butter and some audio ripping...gotta have Goldwater's "extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice" to play over my rendition of Ennio Morricone's "Humanity" theme from The Thing.

I am insane, but harmless.

Y'all take care of your good selves!


Gravatarjust got home after shaking hands with the next president of the usa.

Harold Stassen?


GravatarNo kidding, Sallyh.

Manners have really gone down hill these days.

Youth.


Gravatarjust got home after shaking hands with the next president of the usa.




Pat Paulsen?


GravatarGus Hall?


Gravatarjust got home after shaking hands with the next president of the usa.

Keanu Reeves?

Dood!


Gravatarjust got home after shaking hands with the next president of the usa..

Friend of mine gave him the power handshake the other night and got a "Thanks".


Gravatarchecking in


GravatarIreland, Scotland, Brittany, and Wales

I can hear those ancient voices calling


Van Morrison


GravatarJoe LIeberman compared John Hagee to Moses last year.

I didn't know Moses was into burning Roman Catholics alive.


GravatarGod,

I went to a family get-together tonight. I was treated to the usual stupid white people bullshit. Typical statements.

"These politicians from both parties are all the same. It does not make any difference."
"McCain is different, he's a maverick."
"Obama is a plagiarist."
"Hillary is just like Bill only nastier.
"I don't about Obamba, he's black."

(you really do feel like giving up sometimes)


Gravatar{{{Uncle Blodge!!!}}}

Believe it or not, I've had 2 good days in a row


Gravatar"I still think boosh is likely to kill millions of us before he leaves office. What else can he do? The jig is up."

It isn't like he screwed with the White House keyboards.


Gravatarjust got home after shaking hands with the next president of the usa.

...unless you were on the "Saturday Night Live" set, I guess we can safely assume it wasn't Hillary...


GravatarThanks for the replies you leekers.


GravatarI just got back from seeing Definitely, Maybe

More positive Clinton coverage than I've seen in the last ten months.


Gravatar"Believe it or not, I've had 2 good days in a row"

Major cool. I'm so glad to hear that


Gravatar
She's from Jackson, she's Welsh, Orthodox Jew, some Cherokee, and some other interesting stuff thrown in there. Her extended family seems to be slightly on the happily insanse side.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 03.01.08 - 10:05 pm | #


Same general area. Those musta been some very lost Orthodox Jews. Might have been confused by the Amish.


GravatarSally,

You definitely deserve some good days after what you have been dealing with.


GravatarThank God for kill files and banning, once someone tired to challenge my Liberal Orthodoxy on another web site, I felt like the Jews did during the Holocaust.


GravatarBa'al | 03.01.08 - 10:08 pm |


I read that story! Very interesting. I also saw the follow up in Variety

HIX IN STIX NIX YHWH!

Speaking from beyond the grave, Shlomo Carlebach aka "The Singing Rabbi" had this to say about the upset. "This proves Jews do NOT run the music industry. I'm sure that Ba'al will have a fine career singing for the Gentiles in Las Vegas in the Celine Dion theatre. I'm sure that he has had some fine non-Jewish lawyers look carefully at this "Idol" contract, but to our team it rang false, so YHWH actually let Ba'al win.

YHWH has stated clearly that his fans will not put any other Idol winner before him and most likely Ba'al career will peter out."


Gravatarheh


Gravatar Comfortably Numb Liberal

Boy, he's got our number!


GravatarIf the trolls would type faster, they could make more points in less time.

type faster, trolls!!!!


Gravatar...funny, it's only during those rare instances when I read what passes for winger 'thought' that I ever get numb...


GravatarBush on Cspan says the message needs to be quit sending in sophisticated equipment that's killing our citizens.


GravatarComfortably Numb Liberal | 03.01.08 - 10:24 pm | #

got to say - this makes no sense


GravatarMeet Dmitry Medvedev:

Nineteen years later, Medvedev is about to become Russia's third president, succeeding Vladimir Putin, who has ensured his victory in Sunday's election simply by blessing his candidacy. But after a heavily stage-managed campaign, bereft of authentic competition, many Russians wonder if a Medvedev administration heralds a break with the rule of his popular predecessor or a caretaker government that will consolidate the centralization of power Putin engineered.

A thrilling campaign:

Medvedev's campaign declined an interview request. The candidate has been cocooned inside his campaign, taking few questions from anyone outside a select pool of journalists filing uniformly glowing reports.

Medvedev actually claims to have campaigned for only one day in the past two months; the rest of his appearances, he said, were part of his work as first deputy prime minister. The Central Election Commission, explaining the overwhelming coverage of Medvedev on state television compared with the scant attention paid to his opponents, which appeared to violate electoral rules requiring equal access to news media, said the channels weren't covering a candidate but a government minister.


GravatarHi.
I am Democrat.
I dislike Obama
am i alone?
I feel alone

why?
He makes me feel bad. Creepy is a better word
I think he has accomplished nothing and this trend will continue if he is elected.


GravatarDutch question for Bush, 'What would you do differently in 2003 given what you know now.'


Bush, 'That's an interesting question. The one thing I wouldn't have done differently is leave Saddam Hussein in power.'


Gravatarand the parallel between Nazi Germany and modern America does burn. We would never condone the arresting of people for being from different cultures and having the whisked out of the country to be put in prisons without benefit of counsel or trials, would we? We would never use our army to attack a country that did not harm to us just because we lusted after their natural resources, would we? And once there we would not become brutal occupiers and suspend their own laws in favor of instituting our own versions of laws that are of benefit to our own corporations at the expense of the local economy, would we?

And American citizens, once informed of the lawless activities of their government, would never tolerate their actions, right? They would elect an opposition party to stop the nonsense and rely on the court and rule of law to sit in final judgment, right? But what if the courts have been co-opted and the judges are nothing more than dandified fools bought and paid for by the corporations? We would find a way, right?

(crickets)


GravatarOBAMA!!!!!!, you cheeky monkies.


GravatarBush, 'The Taliban is still convincing young kids to go in and blow people up with suicide vests.'


GravatarAny time a coordinated troll attack appears, I just reach under the covers and pull out my copy of "My Pet Goat."

It's very comforting during stressful times.


GravatarThank God for kill files and banning, once someone tired to challenge my Liberal Orthodoxy on another web site, I felt like the Jews did during the Holocaust.

That's pretty fucking stupid.


GravatarWell, since this house is drier than your average southern county on a Sunday, I'd better eat. And get fat.


GravatarAny time a coordinated troll attack appears, I just reach under the covers and pull out my copy of "My Pet Goat."

I just go fuck my pet goat.


GravatarWhy does the fucking media put up with this fucking moron?

It is so clear to anyone with a room temp IQ that he is a fucking idiot.

He belongs nowhere near the levers of power.

I blame the fucking media more than anyone or anything else.

God, did they let us down as a nation. Jefferson must be crying in his grave.


Gravatarbut WHY OBAMA!!!!!?????

can someone tell me? the closer I look the less i like


Gravatarafter the Dimocrat Convention, will the media still be fellating Hussein Obama?


GravatarAny request or questions for when I have lunch with Dana Milbank? Serious.


GravatarLike, should I have the veal?


GravatarGod, did they let us down as a nation. Jefferson must be crying in his grave.
angryspittle


I like when people say that Jefferson wasn't that great a President. He only bought half of the United States for like $1.19


GravatarJohn in LA

...probably doesn't really rise to the level of informed discourse, sport.

But thanks for sharing...


Gravatarcan someone tell me? the closer I look the less i like
John in LA | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 10:37 pm |

Because he can fucking win!


GravatarAt Talk Left they have decided I am a troll. One thing is for sure, scientists and lawyers have rather different standards for what constitutes evidence. The thing that convinced them was when one of them was all worried about Obama's positions on civil liberties on the basis of a second hand rumor, and I pointed out that he had been endorsed by the ACLU.


GravatarAny request or questions for when I have lunch with Dana Milbank? Serious.
Bjorn, needs a president

See my post above. There are lots of questions there. But in lieu of all of these, can you just ask this one simple question:

Why haven't you reported the crimes of this administration to the American people sufficiently so that they understand them enough to react?


Gravatarcan someone tell me? the closer I look the less i like

You mistyped taylormarsh.com


Gravatarhey, what's with all the trolls?


GravatarI just go fuck my pet goat.

I wish I had a goat to fuck. I just have a fucking book about goats. Well, one goat, but whatever.

I don't even have a troll to fuck. Aren't goats and trolls related somehow?


GravatarI will ask him if tweety knows he is called tweety.


GravatarMuslims make goats wear diapers so their sex organs can't be seen.

Less tempting to guys like Todd.


GravatarTony Snow has a rock band called Beats Workin'


Gravatar(Sorry about the long post above: was watching Judgment at Nuremberg tonight and thinking about it. How could the Germans let this happen? And then, How could the Americans let this happen? occurred to me. . . .)


GravatarJack - informed discourse is not what i am asking for.
"informed discourse" would have sunk Obama a long time ago.
I am a loyal Dem taking a long look at having to vote for a guy I honestly do not trust. I could BEGIN to trust him if someone who supports him can tell me why i should. or if he ever did something besides make dazzling, but pointless speeches.
Good God, I am facing a choice between Nader and McCain. it is horrible. HELPPPPP!


Gravatar"hey, what's with all the trolls?"

Well first they stop at a traffic light.

Then they jump out of the car, giggling merrily.

Racing to change their seats, they clutch their Cheeto Bags as if they were made of gold.

They then slam the doors shut and drive away laughing.

I sort of think they are at that point here.


GravatarObama on the basis of the the fact that the vast majority of sites that "rate" voting records have him as one of the ten most progressive Senators. And trust me, I have looked at a lot of them!

Hillary is not that far behind, but on the other hand voted for Kyl Lieberman. (Obama did not vote -- there is not question that he was maneuvered into being out of town at the time of the vote).


Gravatar"I am a loyal Dem taking a long look at having to vote for a guy I honestly do not trust."

ok I'll bite - (stupid me)

why don't you trust him?

trust is different than thinking he does not have experience or that he is otherwise not qualified.


GravatarI am a loyal Dem

and

Good God, I am facing a choice between Nader and McCain. it is horrible.

In the same post?

Grade-A parody.


GravatarAt Talk Left they have decided I am a troll. One thing is for sure, scientists and lawyers have rather different standards for what constitutes evidence. Ba'al

I cite Snow vs. JR, 3/01/08 (also titled - An Eyewitness Against Solipsism)


GravatarIf you honestly would consider voting for either McCain or Nader than you are beyond my ability to convince, since there is no reason to trust McCain on anything at all, and Nader probably needs to be medicated.


Gravatarnutroots twats: "America = Nazi Germany!"

what utterly ignorant, treasonous slimebags


GravatarI am a loyal Dem taking a long look at having to vote for a guy I honestly do not trust

Dear Penthouse Forum...


GravatarA president who does nothing would be an immense improvement. That's how low we have sunk.


GravatarBjorn, a few words about Hillary hate, perhaps?


GravatarI like taylor marsh. the idea that she is doing anything except pointing out obvious flaws in the "Dear Leader" Obama exists only is the kool aid drinking Obamite world of Huffington and Olbermann.
What the hell is wrong with QUESTIONING Obama's fitness for the job? maybe he'd pass the test. back in the olden days (2007) Democrats questioned assumptions. Everytime i ask an obama supporter why they do i get screamed it.
it is creepy. and sad.


Gravatarlubeandyankit is stupid.

yes i know - nutroot hilarity ensues. he's now a parody of himself.


GravatarBjorn, a few words about Hillary hate, perhaps?
Ali | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 10:47 pm | #

Ok, but I feel compelled to make everything snarky.


Gravatar
Dear Penthouse Forum...
NTodd, Änti-VNF | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 10:46 pm | #


I am a lifelong Democrat.

I never thought this would happen to me ...


GravatarI tell you what, John in LA. Maybe you should try this cool site called Google and you can find out what all of these candidates have done in their lives. Interestingly, all three are senators and therefore have things called voting records, and they have even made statements in public. (McCain of course can be quoted on either side of any subject, but this is useful information in itself).

Why don't you find out for yourself you fucking moron?


GravatarOk, but I feel compelled to make everything snarky.
Bjorn, needs a president


I would expect nothing less from an Atriot.


Gravatar(Boy, that truth really gets 'em riled up, don't it?)


GravatarAt Talk Left they have decided I am a troll. One thing is for sure, scientists and lawyers have rather different standards for what constitutes evidence. The thing that convinced them was when one of them was all worried about Obama's positions on civil liberties on the basis of a second hand rumor, and I pointed out that he had been endorsed by the ACLU.
Ba'al | 03.01.08 - 10:39 pm |


I saw that. Jerralyn said she'd look into it but apparently the ACLU rating is meaningless.


GravatarEverytime i ask an obama supporter why they do i get screamed at.

Have you asked more than one?

Just askin'.


GravatarOh, here it is.
Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff."

On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.


GravatarAnd John in LA, the really cool thing about Google is that you can restrict the search to things you care about. If you want to find out where Hillary and McCain and Obama stand on Cheetos, it is possible to construct a search so you can find out.

I think Obama is against them, so maybe you should vote for Nader.


GravatarEverytime i ask an obama supporter why they do i get screamed it.
it is creepy. and sad.
John in LA | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 10:47 pm | #


We are compelled to be members of the cult by our Extra-terrestrial pupper masters.

You try defying an extra-terrestrial puppet master.


Gravatarnutroots twats: "America = Nazi Germany!"

what utterly ignorant, treasonous slimebags


Yup.


GravatarEverytime i ask an obama supporter why they do i get screamed it.
it is creepy. and sad.
John in LA | Homepage


Kos commands it.


Gravatar"
You try defying an extra-terrestrial puppet master."

I guess he is big on String Theory.


GravatarI hear ya John, unfortunately the cultist are just going to label you a troll and ignore you. Thank God that is all they can do so far; I remember that Germany had a similar Leader in the 30's, if I remember right things ended pretty badly there...


Gravatar"Why don't you find out for yourself you fucking moron?"

I'd have said it differently but I have to agree. questions are ok but "He makes me feel bad. Creepy is a better word"

that's not a question.


GravatarI think Obama is against them, so maybe you should vote for Nader.


WHAAAT!!!

[starts googling "Ron Paul For President" sites for yard signs]


GravatarYou try defying an extra-terrestrial puppet master.
rootless-e, email-listed! | 03.01.08 - 10:53 pm | #


Especially when that puppet master is Jewish to boot!


Gravatar"I remember that Germany had a similar Leader in the 30's, if I remember right things ended pretty badly there..."

Oh man, that is lame.


Gravatar"
You try defying an extra-terrestrial puppet master."

I guess he is big on String Theory.
EkCenTriK | 03.01.08 - 10:54 pm | #


That's only for extra-dimensional puppet masters.


GravatarNo Kool aid here | 03.01.08 - 10:54 pm | #

stupid. really stupid.


GravatarCue the liberal fascism.


GravatarEverytime i ask an obama supporter why they do i get screamed it.
it is creepy. and sad.


Know what's creepy and sad? Concern Fucking Trolls.


GravatarI will draw the line at snipping off my nads and wearing lame Nikes.


GravatarI hear ya John, unfortunately the cultist are just going to label you a troll and ignore you.

When one does not present anything but "concern" one has, in our experience, been but a troll. So sorry. Tell it to the Marines.


GravatarCould be worse.

Someone over at TM's place is citing LGF about something to do with Obama...and is dead serious.


GravatarHi.
I am Democrat.
I dislike Obama
am i alone?
I feel alone

why?
He makes me feel bad. Creepy is a better word
I think he has accomplished nothing and this trend will continue if he is elected.
John in LA | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 10:30 pm | #



Christ, now we've got airport lavatories posting on this thread. Where's Larry Craig when you need him?


GravatarI remember that Germany had a similar Leader in the 30's

How did George W. Bush get into this conversation?


GravatarJohn in LA, quit shaming my city.

Your concern has been noted.


GravatarWorst. Concern. Troll. Ever.


GravatarIndependent truckers see end of the road

No more $150 family outings to Shogun
sushi. No more weekly washes for his Western Star 4900 EX truck. No more health insurance for him and his family. "It hurts," he said. "I'm a man who's trying to make a living for my family and I'm not succeeding."
focus, now cultless


Highway congestion in many areas of the country is putting a big dent in performance, and diesel costs are skyrocketing. The big players with effectively captive shippers can jack their rates with "fuel surcharges," buy their fuel in bulk, and play the commodities market to hedge out fuel price fluctuations. The little guys can't do any of that. A whole lot of independent truckers are going to be packing it in over the next few years.


GravatarSomeone over at TM's place is citing LGF about something to do with Obama...and is dead serious.
Zap Rowsdower | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 10:58 pm | #


There was a thread on corrente citing Investors Business Daily ("Our Editorial Page Writers are Too Crazy for the WSJ") as a source in Obama's allegiance to sharia law.


GravatarThis is one thing that irks me beyond belief. I liked Edwards best, sent him plenty of money, and his campaign fizzled. It sucked, but left with two people standing -- both of whom I had largely ignored -- I took the trouble to do a great deal of looking into their histories as public figures and came down securely in the Obama camp.

So when people tell me to convince them why they should vote for Obama, and that I have joined a cult, it really pisses me off.


GravatarZap - yes it was all ME. frankly, McCain makes me nauseous. But WHY should I support Obama? I am serious. I take voting seriously. He hasn't done anything. should that not count?
Okay given that he has done nothing what OTHER reasons are there to vote for him?
He's not McCain that's a pretty good reason - but does not close the deal.
He is electrifying on the stump. This counts to me too. But the job is actually a 4 year stint, good speeches are only part of the job. he has not lead on any issue in the senate. he could have filibustered war funding. or even just voted against it. why does this not matter to obama peeps? hillary gets slimed all the time over the war - but obama has not done a thing to end it.

I am a loyal Dem. but that doesn't me i check my brain at the voting booth door. I have spent a month asking WHY Obama? and no one gives me an answer based in reason. it's all hillary hatred and happy talk about "inspiration"


GravatarStu, certainly not a very creative one.

He fears Teh Blackness.


GravatarIs there a link to the brown/white egg controversy--or whatever it was? Something about eggs has been referenced a bit lately--sounds intriguing.


GravatarI remember that Germany had a similar Leader in the 30's

Gaydolph Titler, IIRC.


GravatarSallyh!



GravatarNTodd, Änti-VNF,

Excellent post on the Nazis. Truly.

(You sure you don't want to read SILENT SCREAMS? I will gladly send you one if you are interested)


Gravatar"He fears Teh Blackness."

no - it makes him feel creepy.


GravatarBut WHY should I support Obama? I am serious.

Because he's not GOP. Period.

I take voting seriously.

Then why don't you fucking do your duty as an informed citizen instead of trolling blog threads?

He hasn't done anything.

Wow, that's real fucking serious like of you.


GravatarObamagasmics reminiscent of the crowds gaping in dumbstruck rapture as der Fuehrer rode by in his Mercedes, waving...


GravatarJohn in LA,

Either you have very limited and selective reading skills, or you're trying to get a rise out of folks here.

Regardless the reason, you're fucking annoying.


GravatarFrag you, Hell-O-Scum!!!


Gravatar"Regardless the reason, you're fucking annoying."

ditto


GravatarToo many trolls, not enough time. Gonna go watch SNL.


GravatarI hear ya John, unfortunately the cultist are just going to label you a troll and ignore you. Thank God that is all they can do so far; I remember that Germany had a similar Leader in the 30's, if I remember right things ended pretty badly there...
No Kool aid here


Hitler was an octoroon?

I knew he was an ultramaroon but I never would have guessed he passed for white.


GravatarI have spent a month asking WHY Obama? and no one gives me an answer based in reason.

A whole month? Whoa, stop me in my tracks.

Look at the website,

He's got a few positions on issues. Kinda standard for a presidential candidate.


Gravatarlittle guys can't do any of that. A whole lot of independent truckers are going to be packing it in over the next few years.
Dr. Wu


likewise with the family farmers - you know the ones that the republican pricks preach about dying out because of the "death tax", which all but exempts farms up to 20 million I think ... Greed Inc. same as it ever was


GravatarJohn in LA.


Make sure you lock your doors so the creepy guys don't get you.


GravatarPlus, if you remember stuff from the early 1930's, you're like old as fuck.


GravatarObama should stop going around the country making speeches and people should stop cheering him.

This cult business is getting way out of hand.


GravatarI am a loyal Dem.

...then knock off the bullshit about "McCain or Nader", or welcome the thread abuse. No "loyal Democrat" would ever type such a thing...only trolls do that.


GravatarJai Guru Obama Om.


GravatarI have spent a month asking WHY Obama? and no one gives me an answer based in reason.



Why Obama?

He'd rather use the carrot than the stick, you maroon!


GravatarThis cult business is getting way out of hand.

/puts down hair clippers, stops tying Nikes

Huh?


GravatarBa'al

I have looked into the public lives of both remaining candidates and i came to a different conclusion. so what. Why does asking the question piss you off? i am not asking HOW you came to support Obama but WHY you do? what in his background lead you to conclude he was the right choice? he is about to become the nominee and I very much want to support him in the fall. in 04 i was for Dean, after he was run out of town i looked at kerry and there was plenty to like - though he VOTED FOR the war. which now seem to be THE reason to crucify Clinton on the Left. no one cared in 04 about kerry's vote for the war. Christ, Obama himself said he would not be ready to be president in 2008. what changed?


GravatarObama should stop going around the country making speeches and people should stop cheering him.

This cult business is getting way out of hand.
Sufferin' Succotash | 03.01.08 - 11:10 pm | #


Just another uppity niggrah who doesn't know how to hold his tongue.


GravatarThen why don't you fucking do your duty as an informed citizen instead of trolling blog threads?

He could fast until Obama does something.


GravatarIf I could go to Republican 'blogs and say, "Why McCain? He's done nothing the past 32 years in the senate!" and get paid for it, hell yes, I'd sign up.


GravatarChrist, Obama himself said he would not be ready to be president in 2008. what changed?
John in LA


Democracy.

People seem to like him.


GravatarCrap, now Butler?

I'm out of here. Goodnight.


GravatarHearing Hillary Clinton campaign like George Bush makes me sick. I can't support her anymore.


GravatarIn interesting thing about McCain is that he has had no career at all after he left the Navy other than being a Congressional aid, and then a member of the House and Senate. Except for one year as VP for Public Relations of his rich father-in-law's Annheuser-Busch distibutership.


GravatarChrist, the trolls are thick as flies!


GravatarJohn in LA, tell you what... stay home on voting day, 'kay? But go out tonight! Like right now.


Gravatarto my surprise: "He'd rather use a carrot than a stick" is actually a damn good reason . Though, i am not a maroon - more of a burgundy...

me like this answer. it is important that the next president is not a dick and actually talk to the "bad" guys.

but can he pull it off?
hmmm.


GravatarMcCain's gonna lose big in November. It must suck when the Party finally gives you your shot when you're 72, and then gives you shit while doing it.


Gravatarno one cared in 04 about kerry's vote for the war.

Oh, no, never came up, not once, in the librul blogosphere, nosireebob.


GravatarMainstream Dimocrats and the ObamaCult:

Second thoughts? Buyers' remorse?



[nutroot-induced hilarity ensuing!!!]


Gravatarit is important that the next president is not a dick

Sexist!


GravatarObama leads a cult.
He wore a turban once.
His middle name is Hussein.
He is dark-colored.

Jesus, I'm scared.


GravatarWatch Countdown with Keith Olbermann on our web site

http://liberal.democratz.org

Verizon FIOS TV viewers in NY don't have MSNBC, so you can watch MSNBC on our web site. Enjoy. Tell your friends.


GravatarComment by Lubyanka blocked.

What, you haven't killed yourself yet?

Fucking loser.


GravatarObamagasmics = frustrated Deaniacs, not getting any since '04?



[more hilarity!!....]


GravatarThe Trouble With Hillary

http://action.credomobile.com/ co...th_hillary.html


GravatarJohn, when (the Beautiful one) Barack is elected to Supreme Master the Universe will be directed towards Total Harmony. (the Beautiful one) Barack is going to destroy all the Bad Karma, that includes you if you don't shape up. Om.


Gravatarmimi's Italian count's mansion:

http://img.skitch.com/20080302- w...97kya6qq2hy.jpg


GravatarPat Buchanan notes, incorrectly and apropos of nothing, that only white males died at Gettysburg and Normandy.

Assume, for one nauseating second, that the qivering sissie is correct. Isn't it also true then that only white males killed people at those places too?
.


GravatarChrist, Obama himself said he would not be ready to be president in 2008. what changed?
John in LA


Dumb as a rock. In other words, a Republican.

What's the rate per word, John? Paying off that underwater house in Irvine?

Nice piece work if you can get it.


GravatarHearing Hillary Clinton campaign like George Bush makes me sick. I can't support her anymore.

I've read that everybody thinks George Bush campaigned brilliantly. It was in the governing part that he failed miserably.


Gravatarmimi's Italian count's mansion:

A very good red wine almost splattered my monitor.

There should be warnings for this sort of thing.


GravatarNTodd, just read your Nazi Germany = America post. Very good. But the troll, the troll! When I see trolls being willfully obtuse I just want to pinch someone.

I have a troll in my immediate family and he likes to think that his questions 'keep me on my toes' but they really just make me want to not talk to him.


Gravatarbut can he pull it off?
hmmm.
John in LA


Obama will pull the carrot out of McStain's crinkley pucker hole and make McCain eat it. I wouldn't eat it. Would you? McStain will. And I like McStain. He's fun to get drunk with. He passes out early and always picks up the tab.


GravatarYou would think, with his blog as prominent as it is, that Atrios would get a higher quality troll. But no, he continues to draw the worst trolls on the internetz. Peculiar, that.


Gravatarelected = elevated, of course (the Beautiful one) Barack cannot be strapped down by the man made limitations of Democracy.


GravatarJohn in LA needs my balls in his chin. Get in position, you fucking bitch.


GravatarThis message board isn't that prominent. Only 55 people online right now.

That is small for a message board, really.


Gravatarmainstream Dimocrats expressing nervousness over Obamamania: "is this a political party or a personality cult?"


GravatarBrian the filthy loser in OH, on your knees to, cunt. You filth.


GravatarFuck, the Tom of Finland troll is stil here.


GravatarThat was a good discussion btw today, Jr.


Gravatarannie, we could do with 53, honestly.


GravatarMcCain will never be elected president because he was born in Panama.

A man, a plan, Panama!


GravatarThe Trouble With Hillary

http://action.credomobile.com/ co...th_hillary.html


I just realized the solution to something that bothered me a lot about this Obama Clinton debate.

Thank you for your help.


GravatarYou would think, with his blog as prominent as it is, that Atrios would get a higher quality troll.

Ain't that the truth?
People who choose handles like Pud or the name of a Soviet prison have to be chock full o' self hatred.


GravatarThank you for your help.
Echidne | Homepage | 03.01.08 - 11:22 pm | #

My pleasure


GravatarOK John, I will spell it out for you.

He is against wars of agression in the middle east. He is against torture. He does not consider every possible move to increase availability of health care to people a form of creeping communism. He does not consider government to be the enemy. He does not believe in unfettered support for every large corporation.

He came from a background such that graduating from Columbia and Harvard Law School is completely unexpected, and yet he did these thing, and he taught Constitutional Law at the University of Chicago. So he is unlikely to continue subverting the Bill of Rights or declare nonsense such as a unitary executive. He has sponsored legislation on lobbying and electoral fraud, climate change, nuclear terrorism, and care for returned U.S. military personnel. He also introduced the "Iraq War De-Escalation Act of 2007", a bill to cap troop levels in Iraq, begin phased redeployment, and remove all combat brigades from Iraq before April 2008.

He speaks in complete sentences, and people like him. He runs the most effective and organized campaigns that anyone has ever seen. He was given no chance to win as recently as November. And yet, here he is.

Do you need more? I can continue.


GravatarThat was a good discussion btw today, Jr.

Oh, BTW, they were sold out of the scarves, apparently.


Gravatar50 people and a couple of trolls who ran out of spanking material.

Otherwise known at Saturday night at Eschaton.


GravatarI've read that everybody thinks George Bush campaigned brilliantly.

It might be effective, but it's divisive and wrong. I can't support someone who will do anything to win. The ends do not justify the means.


GravatarThis message board isn't that prominent. Only 55 people online right now.

That is small for a message board, really.


God has spoken. Ouch. My balls just retracted into my stomach. I feel so insignificant.


Gravatar"Christ, Obama himself said he would not be ready to be president in 2008"

Fact is, nobody is ever going to be truly going to ready to clean up the clusterfuck the repukes have left.

But, there's not time to waste, and this shit's not going to scrape itself up.
.


Gravatarall you Obamites are so nice. Really. I want to thank you for being vicious morons.
the BIGGEST problem with Obama is his ghastly cabal of screaming fans.
good lord. the tone and delusions are EXACTLY the same as the Wingers. I am ever so glad we have sunk to their depths.

As for my non troll resume: started with McGovern in 1972, Carter, to Kennedy, to Mcgovern again, dukakis 1, Jerry Brown, Bill C, Al gore, Dean, Dukakis 2 (kerry). volunteer every time. an uncle who was a liberal U.S. Senator. a family full of DEM pols...
Go screw your selves. Taylor March is right. even ASKING A QUESTION about Obama is somehow seen as a threat by his kool aid brigade.

the destruction of the Democratic party is nearly complete. Thanks guys.


GravatarThanks for trying. Winter will be over in a couple of months anyway.


GravatarHow can Hillary clinton take on the drug companies and the health insurance industry when she has taken money from drug companies and the health insurance industry?

Watch Countdown with Keith Olbermann on our web site http://liberal.democratz.org


Verizon FIOS TV viewers in NY don't have MSNBC, so you can watch MSNBC on our web site. Enjoy. Tell your friends.


GravatarThe only way John McCain will be lected President, is if all the 3-1 and 2-1 primary Dems die between now and November 4.


GravatarThere should be warnings for this sort of thing.

Wait till I find Draco's autopsy report!


GravatarDimocrats, because they're the Party Of Irrational Sentiments, are about to nominate a Chicago social worker calling himself "Barack Hussein Obama" to be their candidate for POTUS...

you go, sanctimonious numbnuts!!!


GravatarDo you need more? I can continue.
Ba'al


But has he really really REALLY totally rejected and repudiated and chewed up and spat out Louis
Farrakhan?

That's what the world wants to know.


GravatarI've read that everybody thinks George Bush campaigned brilliantly.

It might be effective, but it's divisive and wrong. I can't support someone who will do anything to win. The ends do not justify the means.


Are you sure? When the McCain campaign starts ripping Obama a new one, what do you expect his campaign to do?


GravatarWhen concern trolling doesn't work, it's time to go nuklar.

That's what Killfile was made for, LA Baby.

Hasta.


GravatarKillfile was made for me. No, really, it was.


Gravatarthe BIGGEST problem with Obama is his ghastly cabal of screaming fans.

Did they chase Hannity, too?

At least they don't wear SS uniforms for pajamas.


GravatarFainting Obamagasmics straining local emergency services...

the humanity!

the hysteria!

the horror!!


GravatarI want to thank you for being vicious morons.

I'll take some credit for viciousness. That's actually a plus. But the only moron here wears your moniker, John, as you've consistently proven.


Gravatar But no, he continues to draw the worst trolls on the internetz. Peculiar, that.
sdf (Stu), Dodd for Majority L


Opposites attract?


Gravatarall you Obamites are so nice.

Interesting assumption. What makes you think we're Obamites?

I want to thank you for being vicious morons.

We thank you for shitting in the punchbowl and being all pissy when called on your bullshit. Door. Ass. Don't let them get introduced.


GravatarActually I'm more of a vicious moran.
Or maybe a vicious maroon.


GravatarWait till I find Draco's autopsy report!
leibniz♘☮ | 03.01.08 - 11:25 pm | #


Oh, dear.


GravatarJohn in LA.

If you really voted for McGovern in 1972 (I was 15 at the time, got to shake his hand) -- and you are the same guy who said he was going to have to vote for McCain or Nader, I suggest the following:

There is a type of doctor called a neurologist. Go see him. He will give you tests, they won't hurt. It will help him determine if you have had strokes, or have narrowing the blood vessels in your brain, or possibly you are suffering from the earliest stages of a dementia such as Alzheimer's.


GravatarHey Ba'al did you see my response to your great America Idol story above?
I enjoyed your take on it so I was inspired to reply in kind.
http://www.haloscan.com/ comments...=45748#11445496

Any time I can use
HIX NIX and Shlomo in a story I'm happy.

I once did a post about the Dixie Chicks getting dropped at some concert.
My head line was
HIX NIX CHIX. DIX.
I kept getting hits from google for people looking for Chix with dix.
Ha!


GravatarSaturday night at Eschaton.
Supreme Commander Thor


Don't give me your poor, your lost or downtrodden,
I don't want to know if society's rotten
I'm out on the fringe where the poison seeps
... just give me the creeps.

(If you recognized those lyrics you listen to waaaay too much CanCon)


GravatarI live less than 300 miles from Ohio & am considering working in GOTV for the general election. Has anyone here ever worked on something like that? Tell me that it will make a difference. I feel like I didn't do enough in 2004 & 2000. If this election goes the (R) way, I don't know what I will do.


GravatarObama shouldn't be attracting large crowds of well-wishers.

Such behavior is unseemly.


GravatarNTodd posted something about Germany and the US? All I kind find on his web site are blurry pictures of pets and something called a podcast.


GravatarGood grief! Hillary campaigning like George Bush? And Barack uses the ReThugs' Harry and Louise shit?

We're not to have anyone left to vote for.

Al--paging Al Gore!

Oh, you mean he's not perfect either?


GravatarIf the election were held right now, Barack Obama would beat McCain by ~15 percentage points.


GravatarBa'al,

Can I add a couple of more things on a more primitive level? Barack also manages to speak to people on a level that is singularly interesting. He has a way of convincing an audience that there is a better way of doing things and that doing it together is actually a better thing than fighting about it. And if his better way is something that you never have ever considered (or never would consider) the fact that he is proposing it makes it seem to be reasonable.

This ability to communicate a plan and convince people to sign on to this plan is both his strength (for the VAST majority of people) and his weakness for the policy wonks (like yours truly) People like me look at him with a disdainful eye and wonder about his motivation for we have seen Ronal Reagan and we did not like what he did.

But I have calmed my fears and decided that Barack is worth shot. He does speak to the best in all of us after all.


Gravatarspocko

I damn near ruined my keyboard.


Gravatarall you Obamites are so nice. Really. I want to thank you for being vicious morons

...did you the courtesy of visiting your blog, John. Callin' you on it; you're as bad as anyone here. I am not an Obama supporter and won't vote for him in the Orygun primary on May 20, but your site says pretty plainly that you are a rabid "vicious moron" partisan for one candidate yourself...

Thanks for playing, though...


GravatarClassic Rove to be attacking Obama on his strong points.


GravatarThat "Lubyank" troll is still trying (and failing) to get its pathetic meme about "Obamagasms" and "Obamaniacs" started.

Clever, eh? See, it's a smooshing together of "Obama" and Orgasm"...

Troll couldn't start a mexican wave in a whorehouse.
.


GravatarI say we support the one who inspires us the least.


GravatarHookerbee is smart. He just said it hurts the Republican party when they don't have a conservative candidate to nominate. They don't. They don't have any conservative candidates. All the real conservatives are in the Democratic party already. Just the neocon and religious nuts and extremists in the GOP. No conservatives. That guy is smart!


GravatarWould somebody put on a Schutzstaffel
general's uniform, strap on a horse cock, and give Lubyanka what he's craving.


GravatarThe election isn't being held right now. I don't think Obama can survie what will be in store for him if he gets the nom, unless he has way more personality than I've seen him exhibit.

Just saying. I don't care who wins cuz I'm not voting.


Gravatarannie? Butler?


GravatarNTodd posted something about Germany and the US? All I kind find on his web site are blurry pictures of pets and something called a podcast.

Did you see my Dancing Cock videos?


Gravatarunless he has way more personality than I've seen him exhibit.

A regular stuffed shirt, that one.


GravatarBarack Obama would beat McCain by ~15 percentage points.
MP



Is tha all?

How much of the US population are undermedicated, anyway?


GravatarHow about Obamasphere? Obamazone? Obamarama??


GravatarBeowulf,

The thing you have noticed is that emotional quality that people call Leadership. It is rare and he has it. He is what passes for Left of Center in this country, nobody to the left of him could ever be elected. Sadly. It has been a long time since we have seen that combination.


GravatarWillendorf--I've worked in every presidential election since 1984. You never feel you've done enough, but I figured I would feel like total shit if I didn't make calls, drive people (if possible) to the polls.

The hardest was actually making phone calls from home for Kerry--it was easier to do it in a group/cubicled situation.

So, see what's needed--volunteer early so you don't feel you have to cram all you do into a few days. Just a suggestion.

Block captain? Neighborhood discussions (which might be interesting if everyone's as, uh, committed as they are on the blogs!


GravatarGoodness.


Gravatar"progressives" fighting over the Rev. Hussein Obama!

excellente!


GravatarGoodness.
Henry Flower


Goodness has nothing to do with it.


GravatarWait till I find Draco's autopsy report! -leibniz♘☮

he died of a broken harp ...


GravatarIn the Senate, Mr. Obama distinguished himself by making civil liberties one of his legislative priorities. He co-sponsored a bipartisan reform bill that would have cured the worst excesses of the Patriot Act by meaningfully tightening the standards for warrantless surveillance. Once again, he helped encourage a coalition of civil-libertarian liberals and libertarian conservatives. The effort failed when Hillary Clinton joined 13 other Democrats in supporting a Republican motion to cut off debate on amendments to the Patriot Act.

http://www.freedomdemocrats.org/


Gravatar"Interesting assumption. What makes you think we're Obamites?"

Being pro-Democrat, or anti-Bush, is sufficient, apparently, to attract the withering stare of the 'despair-for-the-party' troll.
.


Gravatarevening bats

so, networking geeks...any way to re-direct a specific IP address to a different webpage in a windows hosting environment?


GravatarObama: 15,000 people show up of their own volition. Obama speaks in complete sentences.

Bush: The White House pays no rent for a billion dollar aircraft carrier, has its arrival in San Diego delayed, and gets the fucking moron stuffed into a Top Gun set of grown up pajamas. It then orders US military personnel to spontaneously applaud his arrival. Bush speaks in a drugged state of confusion, thinking he has rescued himself from his "Pet Goat" catatonia of 9/11.


GravatarComment by Lubyanka blocked.

I read that as 'comedy by Lubyanka blocked.'


GravatarObama is going to beat McCain like a red headed stepchild no matter what kind of bullshit the GOP throws at him.

It's the end of the Republican party as we know it.


GravatarJohn in LA is a Pauliac!


GravatarIn the Senate, Mr. Obama distinguished himself by making civil liberties one of his legislative priorities. He co-sponsored a bipartisan reform bill that would have cured the worst excesses of the Patriot Act by meaningfully tightening the standards for warrantless surveillance.

Yes, but what has he done to make me WANT to vote for him?

[/snakr]


GravatarGood evening Sallyh, how goes?


GravatarNTodd's excellent post on Nazi Germany.

http://www.dohiyimir.org/2006/01...06/01/ post.html


GravatarBadness?


GravatarBadness?
Henry Flower


The back of my 'fridge.


GravatarJR, I'm well, thank you.  And you?


GravatarJOHN mcCAIN: THE UNOBAMA

LOL

Watch Countdown with Keith Olbermann on our web site

http://liberal.democratz.org

Verizon FIOS TV viewers in NY don't have MSNBC, so you can watch MSNBC on our web site. Enjoy. Tell your friends.


GravatarFrench! A Hearty "FU", and some good news on the Velvet Underground

http://sendmedeadflowers.com/200...- gymnasium.html


GravatarJawbone, Thanks so much for your comments. I have always registered as independent because I felt I was so far to the left that I didn't belong to either party. But after the last 7 years, I would be happy to proclaim myself a Democrat to get rid of the human garbage that has been running our government.


GravatarI read that as 'comedy by Lubyanka blocked.'

Sallyh


the comedie of errors


GravatarI think the "disenchanted lifelong Democrat" shtick is getting a bit old.

Better concern trolls, please.


Gravatarany way to re-direct a specific IP address to a different webpage in a windows hosting environment?


Have you tried pushing the "Easy" button?
.


GravatarJR, I'm well, thank you. And you?
Sallyh


Fine... Snakey is channeling his inner python, and the dog has been kicked in the head. The usual.

Oh, and I started a bit of a shitstorm this am. Heh heh.


GravatarAh, fridgeness. With a healthy dose of moldidity.


GravatarHave you tried pushing the "Easy" button?
.
Jack K


the girl at the front desk has one of those...we sent it down to the lab to have it's powers analyzed


GravatarWith a healthy dose of moldidity.
Henry Flower


Fucker has it's own food chain going, I think.


GravatarThanks Ba' al. I appreciated your little touches in your story. Very clever.
What cracks me up is that
Shlomo Carlebach really WAS called the Singing Rabbi!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Shl...hlomo_Carlebach

I was just looking for how to spell the name Shlomo and I came across his name.

It was a miracle I tells ya!

I once did a comedy routine titled, "I was God's PR man."
I thought it was pretty damn funny but I think some of the jokes went over the heads of people who weren't raised Catholic.

My favorite line from that.
"When I started working for God he was god with a lower case "g", a minor deity. I said, "God we really need to capitalize on your power.... THAT'S IT! We'll capitalize your name! He loved it!"


GravatarI think the "disenchanted lifelong Democrat" shtick is getting a bit old.

Or, just be like my dad, the life long Democrat who told me:

"This nigger is trying to tell people he's not a Muslim."

Way to go, dad! That was a present call. Good think I don't have a problem setting him straight.


GravatarAnyone see the Hunchback of John McCAIN? It has Bush's war on it.






Watch Countdown with Keith Olbermann on our web site

http://liberal.democratz.org

Verizon FIOS TV viewers in NY don't have MSNBC, so you can watch MSNBC on our web site. Enjoy. Tell your friends.


GravatarGilly, that's schweeeeet...

Now go to hell!


GravatarI just checked out John in LA's home page. He advocated succession of California from the USA. I am not kidding.


Gravatar"Pleasant" call. "Pleasant". Shit.


Gravatar"How about Obamasphere? Obamazone? Obamarama??"

The troll has actually used that last one! Didn't fly either!

Maybe it could try "Obamatorium", "Obamituary", "Obama-Whoa Mama!", "Obam-uritto", ""Obama-glamour" (alternate spelling: "Obama-Glamma!"), or how about ""Obama-mumble-um-ah-troll-got-nuthin".
.


GravatarBetter concern trolls, please.

I'll try my hand on that. Or more seriously, this is a question I have:

When the opponent of Obama is not Hillary Clinton but John McCain, will Obama's supporters be equally fervent?

I've spent a lot of time reading various lefty blog comments, and sometimes I think that the not-Hillary is the real reason for some people's excitement and willingness to work for Obama's campaign. I hope that this is not the case, that the excitement continues all year long.


Gravatar"mainstream Dimocrats nervous about Obama 'cult'"


GravatarWhen the McCain campaign starts ripping Obama a new one, what do you expect his campaign to do?
Echidne


He seems good at fighting back without relying on fear or appealing to our darker natures. Seeing Hillary do that just utterly insults me. I don't want a leader like that.


Gravatar. He advocated seccession of California from the USA. I am not kidding.
Ba'al


I'm working on it.


GravatarWould somebody put on a Schutzstaffel
general's uniform, strap on a horse cock, and give Lubyanka what he's craving.
JR, kerosene and a match


Gladly!

http://content.ytmnd.com/ content...6cea178eb46.jpg


Gravatar"progressives" fighting over the Rev. Hussein Obama!

excellente!
Lubyanka


You're working awfully hard to convince somebody that Obama is a bad choice for Dems.

I think it's probably yourself.


GravatarTHE DEMOCRAT PARTY LEFT ME! IN A DUMPSTER! NAKED! COVERED IN CHEETO DUST!


Gravatar...Obam-uritto
TelltaleHeart


at taco bell for a limited time only


GravatarFucker has it's own food chain going, I think.



Well, he's dangling from the end, for sure.


GravatarOver at FDL I just linked Echidne's Joel Stein post. That was a good post.


GravatarSpocko

IN the interests of full disclosure, I cut and pasted my Ba'al YHWH from someplace else.


GravatarI just checked out John in LA's home page. He advocated succession of California from the USA. I am not kidding.
Ba'al


He's a Pauliac!


GravatarBlubwanka's just pitiful. But that's what you'd expect from someone forced to work the troll night shift over the weekend.


GravatarObamarino!


GravatarFlory, fuck the concern troll, let's drink


GravatarA syphilitic hamster should be able to beat McCain by 15 percentage points, if anyone was paying attention.


GravatarTHE DEMOCRAT PARTY LEFT ME! IN A DUMPSTER! NAKED! COVERED IN CHEETO DUST!
NTodd, Änti-VNF


That's what Reagan said when he left the Democratic party.


GravatarObamarama

He did a hip-hop version of "Cruel Summer".


GravatarOver at FDL I just linked Echidne's Joel Stein post. That was a good post.

Now I shall kiss your Applehead. (Molly told us that you're one of the elite group.)


GravatarI've spent a lot of time reading various lefty blog comments, and sometimes I think that the not-Hillary is the real reason for some people's excitement and willingness to work for Obama's campaign. I hope that this is not the case, that the excitement continues all year long.
Echidne


That may even be true to some extent. But I wouldn't worry about it.
Once the fair and balanced media starts going after Obama, and sanctifying St John, there won't be any problems drumming up support for Obama.


GravatarJR, be careful.  The syphilitic hamsters probably have the same law firm representing them as do the Shithouse Rats.


GravatarObama buddy and bigtime contributor Rezko on trial for bribery and extortion, starting day after tomorrow.


GravatarAh, good. Haloscan sobered back up.


Gravatar
Gladly!

http://content.ytmnd.com/ content...6cea178eb46.jpg
Bugs Bunny


I'm not clicking that.


GravatarObamaslamma! Obamalama-ding-dong! Obamayomamma! Obamya! Obamasalaama!!


Gravatar"This nigger is trying to tell people he's not a Muslim."

Maybe I'm being a little paranoid, but I think that Faux subtly adjusts the color balance on Obama images to make him look less like a black man and more like a cliched 'olive-skinned' 'middle-eastern' fellow.

I'm happy to be corrected.
.


GravatarI'm working on it.
The Hayward Fault


Hey! You....go back to sleep.

I don't need you dancing in mah backyard....


Gravatar"Obama buddy and bigtime contributor Rezko on trial for bribery and extortion, starting day after tomorrow.
Lubyanka"

Just wait until the Dems have the ability to open all the books. You want trials? You will have them I think.


Gravatarobamacanthisreallybetheend


GravatarI just got a Obama = Muslim spam mail from my cousin. I basically told her to fuck off but in words my mother would have approved of.


GravatarMaybe I'm being a little paranoid, but I think that Faux subtly adjusts the color balance on Obama images to make him look less like a black man and more like a cliched 'olive-skinned' 'middle-eastern' fellow.

I'm happy to be corrected.


I've seen it. I think you're right.


GravatarThe syphilitic hamsters probably have the same law firm representing them as do the Shithouse Rats.
Sallyh


Dewy, Phukim and Howe?


GravatarObamarino!

Obam-bam-bam, bam-bam-arino!


GravatarAnnie,

If I had my prescription pad handy, I think I could help you with that echolalia.


GravatarJR, not sure of the name, but we got spanked big time when we went after the Shithouse Rats.


GravatarFlory, fuck the concern troll, let's drink
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Heh.
I bought another bottle of Middletons Very Rare Irish Whiskey today.

I'm enjoying a glass of the best whiskey in the universe even as we speak.


GravatarBa'al,

I am not quite ready to concede the "leadership" nut to Barack yet. I hope that it is there. It appears to be there. So far I have seen the power of political speech and the ability to surround himself with very competent people. (In most cases that is enough anyway)

I sincerely hope that he is an extraordinary leader for that is what I believe we need at this juncture -- and I am not even sure that that is enough. We have just lost so much of our world leadership ability. Almost every measure of a country's ability to care for its citizens has suffered horribly in the last seven years.

That is the saddest thing I can say. Whether it is healthcare, education, public works, libraries, the arts, popular entertainment, aid to help cities, public transportation, et al.

With the exception of the military and quasi military organizations, NOTHING has improved and EVERYTHING has diminished.


GravatarA syphilitic hamster should be able to beat McCain by 15 percentage points, if anyone was paying attention. -JR, kerosene and a match

let me just say my ferrets, we are all rodents first ....


GravatarBa'al. I'm glad you disclosed that. I remember when Robin Williams stole one of Steven Pearl's bits. People assumed that Steven had swiped William's bit so he sued him, and won. He said that what he really wanted was the bit back, and not the money.

Steven Pearl was the funniest comedian I've ever seen.


GravatarSo, how much are they paying you, Blubwanka?

$2.15/hr? Ten cents a dumbass comment? Does that cover the amount you have to spend on booze and painkillers to make the self-loathing go away?


Gravatarecholalia

Shit a power-word sublanguage.


GravatarI just got a Obama = Muslim spam mail from my cousin. I basically told her to fuck off but in words my mother would have approved of.

I had to hold my temper with my dad, but did let him know that the story was bullshit. When he came back with, "He studied that Quran for 2 years, that should mean something!" I told him "Your daughter-in-law (who's from Indonesia) studied the Quran for 6 years; is she a Muslim, too?" Really shut his ass up fast.


GravatarHillary's way better on SNL (it's really her) than on the campaign. I think it's the weight of her shithead campaign advisors that's ruining her.


GravatarI'm not clicking that.
JR, kerosene and a match


Just some cells from "Herr Meets Hare". The toon was pulled from YouTube.


GravatarWhy the trolls are freaking out:

http://www.hola.com/hola/2000/_r...s/ ho2900s11.jpg


GravatarThe scaredycat Obama trolls crack me right the fuck up. I can smell the desperation despite my head cold.


GravatarJust some cells from "Herr Meets Hare".
Bugs Bunny


Whew!


Gravatarecholalia

It's the sort of word you hear againandagainandagainandagainandagain...


GravatarBeowulf,

Well, time will tell. The problem is, we can't conjure up a Lincoln out of thin air, so we have to go with the best available choice, and this guy is like a 6-4 wide receiver who runs a 40 in 4.1. It does tend to make you think there is promise.


GravatarIt's the sort of word you hear again and again?


GravatarI just got a Obama = Muslim spam mail from my cousin. I basically told her to fuck off but in words my mother would have approved of.
mnkid | 03.01.08 - 11:47 pm


Were you able to make it a teachable moment?


Gravatarhttp://www.hola.com/hola/2000/_r...s/ ho2900s11.jpg

That's the kind of lawn furniture that sets my teeth on edge.


GravatarObamarama

He did a hip-hop version of "Cruel Summer".
Supreme Commander Thor


It's a real cruel bummer for McCain.


GravatarA syphilitic hamster should be able to beat McCain by 15 percentage points, if anyone was paying attention.
JR, kerosene and a match


Yeah, and a dead purplish-black maggot-ridden skunk should have been able to beat Bush in '04. I am thinking that we need to do more than be confident to beat the 19% retards and their security-starved brethren.


Gravatar"$2.15/hr? Ten cents a dumbass comment? Does that cover the amount you have to spend on booze and painkillers to make the self-loathing go away?"

The generous butt-plug allowance was the... um... (apologies all!)... clincher!
.


GravatarI just got a Obama = Muslim spam mail from my cousin. I basically told her to fuck off but in words my mother would have approved of.
mnkid | 03.01.08 - 11:47 pm

Were you able to make it a teachable moment?
jawbone

Yes, I informed her that he was a member of the United Church of Christ, just like my sister.
They live in Florida so I'm not hopeful of too much enlightenment.


GravatarWhew!
JR, kerosene and a match


Don't breath easy yet!

http://superdickery.com/propagan...opaganda/ 1.html


GravatarWere you able to make it a teachable moment?
jawbone


I've come to the conclusion that the moronic republicans in this country can't be taught, so I write them off. More power to those who try, but I don't have the energy. Anyone who's still republican after a near-decade of Bush destroying this country is hopeless.


GravatarWhy the hell does an Anheuser-Busch distributorship in the middle of the fucking dessert need a VP for Communications?


GravatarWell, time will tell. The problem is, we can't conjure up a Lincoln out of thin air, so we have to go with the best available choice, and this guy is like a 6-4 wide receiver who runs a 40 in 4.1. It does tend to make you think there is promise.
Ba'al

My sentiments precisely. I don't see that possibility with Hillary and quite frankly, though I was a big Edwards fan, I did not see that "force of change" there either. At least this is a chance.


GravatarI just checked out John in LA's home page. He advocated succession of California from the USA. I am not kidding.
Ba'al |

after this administration I surprised 40 states haven't already done so.


GravatarObama was taught and raised in the ways of the Muslim. He's a Muslim in spirit.


Gravatar
That's what Reagan said when he left the Democratic party.
Bugs Bunny


God damn right we left ya, Ronnie.


GravatarWhat I've seen in Texas suggests he has good hands too. To continue the stupid sports analogy.


GravatarWhy the trolls are freaking out:

McCain is hiding his daughter, isn't he? Now that I think about it, I haven't seen any of his kids since this campaign started.


Gravatarmnkid--Sounds good to me. She may get it...unless she's unreachable. Good luck!


GravatarWhen the McCain campaign starts ripping Obama a new one, what do you expect his campaign to do?
Echidne


I'm likely wrong as shit as usual, but I think this is one election cycle where that dirty pool doesn't even matter anymore.


GravatarDid anyone see that appalling SNL skit just now?

That skit they just put on about the last Democratic debate was fucking embarassing. They are so in the tank for Hillary it's pathetic.

I thought they were going to do a sketch making fun of Tim Russert's asinine questions to BOTH candidates [lord knows there's plenty of comdey material there], but they made it a sketch about how the panel was ganging up on Hillary again. [They even had Vincent DoNofrio show up in the middle and grill Hillary as his Law and Order Character]

Not only that, Fred Armison's Obama sucks. He plays him like a doofus.

Obama winning the election would be what SNL desrves. They'd be stuck for at least a year with a shitty-ass Obama who is about as funny as hemlock.


GravatarJack off, fuck!

Or was that dyslexic?


GravatarI've come to the conclusion that the moronic republicans in this country can't be taught, so I write them off. More power to those who try, but I don't have the energy. Anyone who's still republican after a near-decade of Bush destroying this country is hopeless.
puppethead

One more sentiment to agree with absolutely. Let them suffer in their fear and loathing.

Even if you could help them, would you want to at the risk of them infecting everyone else with their prejudice and hate?


GravatarThis is where Hillary blew it.
Americans don't like skeptics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r...h? v=rzoiPnrCwSc


GravatarMy sentiments precisely. I don't see that possibility with Hillary and quite frankly, though I was a big Edwards fan, I did not see that "force of change" there either. At least this is a chance.

I want the Republicans out. That's the first priority, more important than anything else and the really necessary change. Then I want the warmongering stopped. Then better Supreme Court Justices. I'd want many other things, too, but those would suffice, given the last seven years.

If Obama's change is that, then it's good.


GravatarI informed her that he was a member of the United Church of Christ, just like my sister.

Well, the UCC is almost like Islam isn't it?

I mean, they're all monotheists, aren't they?


Gravatar"I just checked out John in LA's home page. He advocated succession of California from the USA."

Politically or tectonically?


GravatarThe stupid, it burns

"the Office of the United States Trade Representative is refusing to disclose how much money Washington must pay to other countries to keep in place the current restrictions on online gambling....The Michigan Messenger filed a Freedom of Information Act request for the full text of this settlement. The U.S. Trade Representative denied that request, claiming that the agreement is "properly classified in the interest of national security"

International trade agreements = terrorism.


GravatarMany Americans aren't going to tolerate a Muslim watching over our country.


GravatarSad thing is her son served and was wounded in Iraq. He's totally brainwashed and works as a recruiter now. Can't go back with his permanent hearing loss.


Gravatar"mainstream Dimocrats nervous about Obama 'cult'"
Lubyanka | 03.01.08 - 11:42 pm | #

somebody's nervous, but it isn't the dems. it's the fascist wannabe cowards like lubby, scared to death. suck on it, lubby, and get used to hearing President Obama. You're going to hear it a lot, for many years.


GravatarWhen the McCain campaign starts ripping Obama a new one, what do you expect his campaign to do?

Laugh?


GravatarMany Americans aren't going to tolerate a Muslim watching over our country.
bill | 03.01.08 - 11:58 pm | #

Good thing there is no Muslim watching over the country.


GravatarTrolls, every time you make your Obama bullshit claims, remember the illegitimate daughter

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020...s/ ho2900s11.jpg


GravatarObama was taught and raised in the ways of the Muslim. He's a Muslim in spirit.
bill


Yeah, just like all of the atheists here were raised atheist.


GravatarObama was taught and raised in the ways of the Muslim. He's a Muslim in spirit.

I was taught in the ways of a redneck.


GravatarAmericans don't like skeptics.

Elias


You noticed.

(have you been here all fucking day?)


GravatarMany Americans aren't going to tolerate a Muslim watching over our country.
bil


Or a Chicom sleeper agent programmed in a Vietnamese prison camp.


GravatarHaving a member of the United Church of Christ in the White House scares hell outta me.


GravatarI mean, they're all monotheists, aren't they?
Sufferin' Succotash

LOL, I've hear they call themselves Unitarians Considering Christ.


GravatarSpeaking of men in uniform, Warner Brothers was paid by the US Army to make a bunch of educational/inspirational cartoons for the soldiers to watch during the war. They were called SNAFU (which is a military term for Situation Normal: All Fucked Up...There must be another, cleaner meaning, but I've never heard it.) and featured a goofy soldier of that name. Chuck Jones made a few of them, and they were all written by Ted Geisel....also known as DR. SEUSS... Here, Snafu is about to learn that the Nazis have deployed explosive sex dolls to confound the American troops.

Scroll down to see the Dr. Seuss the kiddies were never meant to see.

http://www.headinjurytheater.com...m/ article27.htm


GravatarMcCain is hiding his daughter, isn't he? Now that I think about it, I haven't seen any of his kids since this campaign started.
Mr French

Yeah, but I did read an article on the family's charitable giving. It seems that he gives the vast majority of his private donation money to the PRIVATE schools where his children attend.

(Remember the ice princess he dumped his real wife for is a rich bitch as well. So . . . .)


GravatarObamagasmics self-combusting in Toledo!


GravatarObama was taught and raised in the ways of the Muslim. He's a Muslim in spirit.
bill | 03.01.08 - 11:57 pm | #

and you're an asshole in fact.


Gravatarelias

That one pissed me off too.


Gravatar"I was taught in the ways of a redneck."

I was raised fundie repug. watch out...


GravatarProbably not so much in the tank for Hillary as taking their usual clumsy shots at whoever's "hot"...


GravatarObama should go run the Nation of Muslims and leave his hands off our USA.


GravatarObama was taught and raised in the ways of the Muslim. He's a Muslim in spirit.

My wife was raise there and became a Catholic.

Does prying your head out of your ass involve any explosives?


GravatarObamagasmics self-combusting in Toledo!
Lubyanka


Are they speaking in tongues like at a John Hagee Catholic bashing sermon?


GravatarWhen trying to arrange for workmen in 1784 at Mount Vernon, Washington made clear that he would accept "Mohometans, Jews or Christians of any Sect, or they may be Atheists." Washington wrote Lafayette in 1787, "Being no bigot myself, I am disposed to indulge the professors of Christianity in the church that road to heaven which to them shall seem the most direct, plainest, easiest and least liable to exception."

http://www.virginiaplaces.org/ re...religiongw.html


Gravatarohjeebusfuck, the Exxon Valdez case is still in the courts.


GravatarObama should go run the Nation of Muslims and leave his hands off our USA.
bil


You mean like Iraq?


GravatarBut who the hell wants a septuaginarian Panamanian in the White House?

Not me!


GravatarHey bill! LOL

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020...s/ ho2900s11.jpg


GravatarObamagasmics self-combusting in Toledo!
Lubyanka | 03.02.08 - 12:01 am | #

you're the only one self-combusting, yanker


GravatarI recall lots of people here advocating secession of non-JeebusLand states and joining with Canada after the '04 election. Still sounds pretty good sometimes.

Hopefully we'll have more Blue States this year....


Gravatar"When the opponent of Obama is not Hillary Clinton but John McCain, will Obama's supporters be equally fervent?"

I hear you, and I think the answer is "yes", mostly. Some Dems are anti-Clinton, I'll grant you. But the majority of those will still get behind her, to defeat the evil and odious republican-rolling-clusterfuck.

The rest simply prefer one candidate over another and, in these days of the internets, express themselves like an Australian football crowd. But, at the end of the day, it don't mean nuthin against Clinton, in any permanent sense.

Put it this way: I've not heard one voice, ever, say "if my Dem candidate loses to yours, I'm voting for Nutsy McFuckwit..."
.


Gravatarbill

does that mean you will emmigrate?


Gravatar(have you been here all fucking day?)
JR, kerosene and a match


You ruined me.
But you did well this morning.


GravatarNovember will be Clinton/Dole redux.


GravatarMcCain is hiding his daughter, isn't he? Now that I think about it, I haven't seen any of his kids since this campaign started.
Mr French


He's had his white daughters out in full force, one of them does MTV a lot. But the dark one? She stays out of sight. GOP family values.


GravatarObama should go run the Nation of Muslims and leave his hands off our USA.
bill | 03.02.08 - 12:02 am | #

the USA is a Muslim nation.


GravatarObama should go run the Nation of Muslims and leave his hands off our USA.
bill


Uh, Obama should just, uh, be the Muslim Overlord of uh, uh, Muslim underlord, uh, type people.


GravatarProbably not so much in the tank for Hillary as taking their usual clumsy shots at whoever's "hot"...
nick carraway


No. Trust me. It was Hillary love. Hillary was on the SHOW. And Hillary's little segment wasn't even funny, except for Amy Poeler dong Hillary's laugh.


GravatarSomeone put SNL down. The actors seem to be trying to kill the program but it just won't die.


GravatarWilco is usually quite good live. I might actually watch SNL tonight.


GravatarScroll down to see the Dr. Seuss the kiddies were never meant to see.

http://www.headinjurytheater.com...m/ article27.htm
Bugs Bunny | Homepage | 03.02.08 - 12:00 am | #

WTF's up, doc?


GravatarObama should go run the Nation of Muslims and leave his hands off our USA.


I think I found the dead, purplish black maggot ridden skunk!


GravatarPut it this way: I've not heard one voice, ever, say "if my Dem candidate loses to yours, I'm voting for Nutsy McFuckwit..."
.


I've actually read this a lot, from both sides. Probably just heated feelings, but it got me down a bit. Eyes on the prize and all that.


GravatarMcCain should go back to Panama where he belongs.
He has no business running this country.


GravatarIn fact, things are so bad I am thinking of the crew as the sub-prime players.


GravatarWhen will the trolls and other Republican apologists repudiate Bush's decision to help the bin Laden family flee America when the FBI wanted them for questioning?


GravatarDimocrats wary of Obama 'cult': "do we need a black Elmer Gantry as candidate?"


GravatarJohn McCain is honored to have the support of a guy who thinks the Catholic church was in league with Hitler.

Shit, even Pat Buchanan may vote for Obama now.


GravatarWhen will the trolls and other Republican apologists repudiate Bush's decision to help the bin Laden family flee America when the FBI wanted them for questioning?
George Johnston | Homepage | 03.02.08 - 12:06 am | #

They blame it on the All Powerful Richard Clarke.


Gravatar"When will the trolls and other Republican apologists repudiate Bush's decision to help the bin Laden family flee America when the FBI wanted them for questioning?"

You know the first thing the trolls will ask is "Who is Bin Laden?"


GravatarI think I found the dead, purplish black maggot ridden skunk!
Elias


I think the maggots have died of food-poisoning.


GravatarDimocrats wary of Obama 'cult': "do we need a black Elmer Gantry as candidate?"

The white one endorsed McCain.


GravatarWHERE DA WITE WIMMIN AT?


GravatarGod I hate Comcast. Every Saturday the signal for most of the channels go to hell. What is wrong with them?


GravatarHesiod, perhaps SNL is trying to balance out all the crap they threw on Hillary prior to the writers' strike. Like the Halloween Party--where she was a "witch," and, iirc, Obama played himself mentioning something about here costume? Plus there were several skits where she was shown acting like a queen awaiting coronation.

It was pretty brutal last fall.

But it does seem like the women on the show, plus Tina Fey, decided to put their feet down. There was some ine in on the stage and they were standing their ground. Maybe the sexism got to them.


GravatarYou know the first thing the trolls will ask is "Who is Bin Laden?"

An the next question will be: "Where's Iraq?"


GravatarGod I hate Comcast. Every Saturday the signal for most of the channels go to hell. What is wrong with them?

Just thank God you're not also a Big Ten fan.


GravatarIf Barack wins the election, I want him to wear a multi-colored huggy bear hat when he takes the oath.


Gravatarbut at the end Dimocrats and "progressives" will preen themselves, as usual, in their self-styled moral superiority, having nominated an ultra-liberal Chicago social worker for POTUS:

"hey, we do political suicide better than anybody!"


GravatarOne of these kids is not like the other....

http://www.hola.com/hola/2000/_r...s/ ho2900s11.jpg


GravatarWHERE DA WITE WIMMIN AT?

Don't you realize that man is a ni?


GravatarWell, if Clinton is actually on the show, why would you expect them to *not* be in the tank...

... and yeah, I've seen some people say they won't vote for the "other candidate" but I assume/hope that's the heat of the moment talking...


Gravatar
Someone put SNL down.


And then put the bloody head under the sheets of Lorne Michaels as he's sleeping.


Gravatarbut at the end Dimocrats and "progressives" will preen themselves, as usual, in their self-styled moral superiority, having nominated an ultra-liberal Chicago social worker for POTUS:

Too bad for you he's going to win by a landslide. President Barack Hussein Obama. Get used to it. Or get out.


GravatarWho will be playing Clinton and who Dole?


GravatarDon't you realize that man is a ni?

HE'S NEAR!


GravatarI loved it the other night when Lubyanka came here to tell us about his desire for a strong, uniformed man to take him by force.

It's nice that he feels comfortable enough here to share his innermost feelings.


GravatarWho will be playing Clinton and who Dole?

Do you have to ask?


Gravatarbut at the end, the repukes will ashamedly vote for a useless old fart, a liar, a cheat, and a Bush suckup, johnny McStain. Who will lose by millions and millions of votes, and crawl back to the republican cesspool from whence he came.


GravatarIf Obama gets the White House, he's going to appoint Jimmy Walker to be the Secretary of Dine-o-Mite!!!


GravatarI loved it the other night when Lubyanka came here to tell us about his desire for a strong, uniformed man to take him by force.

I loved those fantasy sequences in Eyes Wide Shut.


GravatarWHERE DA WITE WIMMIN AT?

In my case, rehab.


Gravatarronj:

whatever you're smoking, send it over--your political buzz is otherworldy, dude..


Gravatar[the Johnsons load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head]
Bart: Hold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!
Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.
Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men, he's just crazy enough to do it!
Bart: [lower register] Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this nigger's head all over this town!
[higher register]
Bart: Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's despit! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy...
[the Johnsons drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd and towards the station]
Harriett Van Johnson: Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?
Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet, that's a sure way to get him killed!
Bart: [higher register] Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!
[lower register]
Bart: Shut up!
[Bart places his hand over his own mouth, drags himself through the door into his office]
Bart: Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!


GravatarHesiod, perhaps SNL is trying to balance out all the crap they threw on Hillary prior to the writers' strike. Like the Halloween Party--where she was a "witch," and, iirc, Obama played himself mentioning something about here costume? Plus there were several skits where she was shown acting like a queen awaiting coronation.

It was pretty brutal last fall.

But it does seem like the women on the show, plus Tina Fey, decided to put their feet down. There was some ine in on the stage and they were standing their ground. Maybe the sexism got to them.
jawbone


The timing is really what bothered me. Right before the fuckng March 4th primaries.

It would be one thing if the skits was actually on the mark. Even the joke they did about Hillary being shrill and relentless was a backhanded compliment given the context (a question about HIllary being so relentless, shrill, and annoying that oil companies would just surrender en masse to make her stop]

It wouldn't be so bad if they portrayed Obama at least intelligently rather than as a fucking doofus.

Obama got the Farrakahn Question for Russert, which was the single worst moment in the debate and that little gem is totally ignored by the sketch writers who pretended Russert gave Obama a free pass.


GravatarI think the maggots have died of food-poisoning.

This certainly has been a memorable day. Solipsism in the morning, sophistry in the evening. It's gettin so's I can't tell my Scatology from my Epistemology!


GravatarGod I hate Comcast. Every Saturday the signal for most of the channels go to hell. What is wrong with them?
puppethead


They have fiber optics here but the junctions above ground are still coaxial and during rainy season it's the craps.


GravatarOT. I was searching the web trying to find examples of the Faroese language spoken to see if it was understandable to someone with knowledge of Swedish. (It is, a little). I do stranger stuff like that.

I discovered a Faroese-Canadian singer named Lena Anderssen. I am mainly a jazz fanatic, and she is in a different genre, but she has something I really really liked.


GravatarLuby, Ronjazz is generous with his weed.  But not in your case.


GravatarIf Obama gets the White House, he's going to appoint Jimmy Walker to be the Secretary of Dine-o-Mite!!!

As hard as it is to believe, Jimmy Walker is a Republican.


Gravatarwhatever you're smoking, send it over--your political buzz is otherworldy, dude..
Lubyanka | 03.02.08 - 12:13 am | #

loseyanker, you're embarrassing yourself with your fantasies and ignorance of the real world, but that's nothing new. and y8ou have nothing to blame it on but your own stupidity!
President Barack Hussein Obama, sounds nice, rolls of the tongue. Enjoy it, lubby, he's going to be your president.


GravatarI'm tired. This whole Nation is tired. As long as it's a Democrat in November.


GravatarI did hear an antiwar Viet Nam vet friends of mine, who worked for a Dem senator's campaign in '06, but began his youth as Young Republican, say he would caucus for Obama but vote for McCain if Hillary gets the Dem nomination.

I said their's some kind of dissonance if what you seem to want....


GravatarSallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 03.02.08 - 12:13 am | #

XOXOXOXOXOXOX


GravatarWHERE DA WITE WIMMIN AT?

In my case, rehab.


14 days left?


Gravatarbut at the end Dimocrats and "progressives" will preen themselves, as usual, in their self-styled moral superiority, having nominated an ultra-liberal Chicago social worker for POTUS:

That will really suck for you when Obama wins, then.


Gravatar
Bugs Bunny


Sorry pal, but I only trust Fred Flintstone to give out tech advice.


GravatarJohn McCain is honored to have the support of a guy who thinks the Catholic church was in league with Hitler.

Shit, even Pat Buchanan may vote for Obama now.
Hesiod

Ummm . . . Hesiod, while the Catholic Church could not, honestly, be said to be in league with Hitler, it could be said that Hitler sought and received blessings from the Catholic Church.

There is actually a scene in my book where Mitch's father escapes from a work camp and brings a newspaper back to show his wife (who is Polish) a picture of Pope Pius XII blessing the tanks of the Third Reich. He implores to please leave Poland with him and the children and go to the United States (he is an American)

She refuses.


GravatarSorry pal, but I only trust Fred Flintstone to give out tech advice.

I only listen to Wile E Coyote and the ACME product salesperson.


GravatarDon't you realize that man is a ni?

"Bring out yer dead!" [clang]
"Bring out yer dead!" [clang]


GravatarEnjoy it, lubby, he's going to be your president.

He probably has one of those "Charlton Heston is my President" bumper stickers.


Gravatarronj:

keep a large stash--you'll need it when Hussein Obama loses, against all conventional wisdom


GravatarWILCO!


GravatarAs hard as it is to believe, Jimmy Walker is a Republican.
Mr French


Quick -- name a funny Republican comedian!

See...it's not so hard to believe after all.


Gravatar"but she has something I really really liked.
Ba'al | 03.02.08 - 12:14 am | # "

Very nice.


GravatarGod, why worry about what SNL does... it isn't as if they matter anymore... somewhere I read 87% of Obama's media coverage was positive, while only 45% (or so) of Clinton's was... for the most part, the media has been in Obama's tank, and as I remember, Hesiod, you've said that exact thing and that we should run with it rather than question it.


GravatarHe probably has one of those "Charlton Heston is my President" bumper stickers.
FeralLiberal | Homepage | 03.02.08 - 12:17 am | #

he must wear it on his forehead, he's too stupid to know how to drive.


GravatarNTodd, she thinks she needs more like 90 days.  I'd be inclined to agree.

I've looked over the literature on methamphetamine treatment, and what appears to work best:  Longer is better.  At least 3 months inpatient, followed by 6 months to a year of intensive outpatient.


GravatarWell, let's hope there's balance during the general election (everytime I see GE used, I immediately think of GE controlling the GE--which scares me a lot. GE already controls much of the news we see...).


GravatarI want some weed... Vote for Ron Paul!

The drug war is going to be losing steam and funding....

Sheriffs protest fed drug-war fund cuts

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080.../ drug_fund_cuts


GravatarQuick -- name a funny Republican comedian!

Penis Miller ? Oh, shit. You said funny.


GravatarAnd likely it will be a Democrat to sit in the Big Chair next year.

And what a shitpile that Chief Executive will be immediately confronted with.

Just like a Bush. Fuck up the next President as much as you can.

It's a family tradition.


Gravatarkeep a large stash--you'll need it when Hussein Obama loses, against all conventional wisdom
Lubyanka | 03.02.08 - 12:17 am | #

You're really very afraid, aren't you, yanker? You can see it all going down the shitter, Bush and Cheney in prison, rumsfeld at the Hague, the whole picture, can't you? Wave bye-bye to your next turd as it circles the bowl: that's your party. Gone, finally.


GravatarUmmm . . . Hesiod, while the Catholic Church could not, honestly, be said to be in league with Hitler, it could be said that Hitler sought and received blessings from the Catholic Church.

The point isn't whether it's true or not. The point is that it pisses off Catholics, which are a KEY voting demographic in swings states like Ohio and Pennsylvania.


GravatarBTW, give SNL some props for going after Timmeh and Brian. More than KO will do when they show Worst Person in the World tendencies.

Then again they are a comedy program.


GravatarDoes anyone know the source of this kitty picture?

http://images.yuku.com/image/ png...ed649ef9f_t.PNG

I've seen it before, but I just can't place it.


Gravatarmainstream media has been fellating Hussein Obama from the get-go:

"we can't attack a black dude! Not PC!"


GravatarI've seen it before, but I just can't place it.
Richard


On black velvet at a sidewalk sale?


GravatarLubyanka

http://www.hola.com/hola/2000/_r...s/ ho2900s11.jpg


GravatarSee...it's not so hard to believe after all.
Hesiod | 03.02.08 - 12:18 am | #

I miss your old blog.


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W...h? v=W7_41cR_CPg


GravatarThe Corolla ad with the mother badger and the kid in the car? 1) I hate that Buckina Badger is being shown as so vicious, and 2) I hate the thought of his face being chewed off.

Since I do remember the ad, I guess it's working.


Gravatarronj:

smoke less if it, idiot, it's messing up your mind


GravatarBa'al,

Did you check out the hi-res photos. Her eyes are unreal.


Gravatar"we can't attack a black dude! Not PC!"
Lubyanka | 03.02.08 - 12:21 am | #

yeah, too bad for you racists, not getting any support. the world has left you behind, yanker, your bigotry and hatred are so 20th century. the world will celebrate with true Americans as Barack Hussein Obama is sworn in, and you racist trash will have to cry in your cheap beers for 8 years.


GravatarMcCain's only hope is an electoral college win. Popular vote wise, he'll get buried.

Forbes,com had an electoral vote calculator you can play with.

http://www.forbes.com/2008/02/ 27...7delegates.html


GravatarPresident Barack Hussein Obama, sounds nice, rolls of the tongue. Enjoy it, lubby, he's going to be your president.

The etymology of the name "Hussein" is no different than the name "Omar", as in General Omar Bradley. As Juan Cole explains, these names have Semitic origins. If we listen to the haters, then "Abraham" Lincoln was a terrorist. And I'm sure there are some who still believe that...


GravatarRonjazz, may all the trolls be stuck with Narragansett.  And Hull's.  Do they even make that crap anymore?


Gravatarsmoke less if it, idiot, it's messing up your mind
Lubyanka | 03.02.08 - 12:23 am | #

you're the one who's mind, and spelling, is messed up. and I'm not smoking at the moment. idiot.


Gravatarsmoke less if it, idiot, it's messing up your mind

That doesn't make sense.

Dude, put away the crack pipe.


Gravatarsomewhere I read 87% of Obama's media coverage was positive, while only 45% (or so) of Clinton's was... for the most part, the media has been in Obama's tank, and as I remember, Hesiod, you've said that exact thing and that we should run with it rather than question it.
nick carraway | 03.02.08 - 12:18 am | #

O's run a much better campaign so of course he's gotten better press.


GravatarMy bad. delegate calculator for Dem nomination. Someone else has the electoral vote calculator.


GravatarGod, why worry about what SNL does... it isn't as if they matter anymore... somewhere I read 87% of Obama's media coverage was positive, while only 45% (or so) of Clinton's was... for the most part, the media has been in Obama's tank, and as I remember, Hesiod, you've said that exact thing and that we should run with it rather than question it.

I think Hillary has somewhat successfully jawboned the media a bit on this. The media loves McCain and Obama for different reasons.

They love McCcain because they all opposed or protested the Vetnam war and feel guilty about it, and want to make up for it by embracing McCain who seems to be a genune guy to them. They cannot imagine going through what he did and they are in awe of him. They feel bad pointing out that he's a conventional politician who lies and does unsavory things.

With Obama, I think it is a sense that they really are inspired by what he says, but also they want to seem trendy and with it. All the "kids" out there seem to be into this giuy, so they are into him too and cover him more like a fawning celebrity press.

Hillary is a known quantity, and they just want something new. Plus, she's not as fun as her husband was to cover. They are dreading a Hillary Presidency, so they pile on when he has set backs.


GravatarEk

It most certainly did not escape my attention!


GravatarRonjazz, may all the trolls be stuck with Narragansett. And Hull's. Do they even make that crap anymore?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 03.02.08 - 12:24 am |

well, if the rightard drunks are buying it, they're still making it.


GravatarDoes anyone know the source of this kitty picture?

Vile creatures, I say.
Vile creatures.