I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
poit!
two?
tres, maybe
Peace
And peace unto you
a number less than 10?
Atrios DOES love us, and wants us to have thread.
...of shit.
That's what Hecate is.
Always must-read from Frank Rich:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/1...tml?
ref=opinion
Um. Of shit? How is Hecate of shit? What does this mean?
...of shit.
That's what Hecate is.
Elias | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 11:20 pm | #
So you post a very sad story about your father's death, and then within five minutes you post this crap.
Really, dude, what the hell is up with you?
~Cock crows three times
Thers? Some drunken Mick. I never knew him.
Atrios DOES love us, and wants us to have thread.
Meh. That stone-hearted fucker could care less.
2-4-6-8
Who does Hecate appreciate?
So you post a very sad story about your father's death, and then within five minutes you post this crap.
Really, dude, what the hell is up with you?
Brøøklyn Gi®l, flîttérmøüse | 05.17.08 - 11:22 pm | #
troll.
Here it is, your recommended daily allowance of schadenfreude.
I'll just say this about that: it involves a FOX employee and a circle jerk. 
Thers? Some drunken Mick. I never knew him.
When I rise from the dead you'll be sorry!
Ah, fresh air. Thanks, Thers.
Elias | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 11:20 pm
Pleasant dreams(or not).
Fuckface.
Hey, kids - you can participate in next week's Masturbate-a-Thon from the comfort of your own home!
God bless this great land of ours!!!
Watch her initiate
then radiate
Lie and call me fake
Let her levitate
Did someone say "could care less". I will GO OFF man!
SAMBOBAMA!
Really, dude, what the hell is up with you?
Who gives a fuck? Killfile the motherfucker and ignore it.
Funny stuff, Thers.
pud arent you happy that chimp is going to give nukes to the saudis! too bad about that dubai ports deal though.
Doesn't a blogwhore in the main post rather than the comment threads violate some code of blogger ethics? I think that Arlen Specter needs to investigate.
Now I have to go to FDL to read Thers' allegedly humorous gnomic comments?
Watch her inflate
The level of hate
As she tries to instigate
And irritate
Let her find the gate
I'm stayin late
Who gives a fuck? Killfile the motherfucker and ignore it.
dave™© | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 11:26 pm | #
It was a rhetorical question.
Yup, killfile is the most bestest thing evah!
Although I was wishing that you'd tied Bush and McCain to Blofeld.
An Engineer s Guide to Cats
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/236...2369949/
7403850
...social, security, has run out, on you and me.
we do whatever we can, gotta duck when the shit hits the fan!
sha doo be dee doo wop, say what yeah...
[circle jerks]
Hey, kids - you can participate in next week's Masturbate-a-Thon from the comfort of your own home!
Wankathon rolls off the tongue a lot better.
Yup, killfile is the most bestest thing evah!
And second best is knowing which gravatar belongs to which troll!
Has anyone, anywhere written a crappier piece of software than Acrobat Professional? Driving me nuts, it is.
a circle jerk.
The round table discussion on ABC News?
(Oh,that would be a circle of jerks - never mind)
Peace, Hecate. (Did you piss off some loon? Cause I love when you do that.)
Now I have to go to FDL to read Thers' allegedly humorous gnomic comments?
16, my ablative dishwasher.
pud arent you happy that chimp is going to give nukes to the saudis! too bad about that dubai ports deal though.
pretzelattack | 05.17.08 - 11:26 pm | #
i trust his judgment on the matter. The sausdis have done their part in the war on terror. wshen will you do yours?
Gromit,
Forgive me for asking but why not just use RTF? Does the same thing, is easier to use and will not drive you nuts.
Has anyone, anywhere written a crappier piece of software than Acrobat Professional? Driving me nuts, it is.
Gromit | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 11:29 pm | #
psssst. starts with h.
Wankathon rolls off the tongue a lot better.
Lollapagooza!
i trust his judgment on the matter. The sausdis have done their part in the war on terror. wshen will you do yours?
Of course you trust Bush's judgment. He's a lot smarter than you.
Financing the 9/11 attacks is "doing their part"?
More proof that pud hates this country and wants it to burn.
Hecate is of course beautiful and brilliant, and an inspiration. I hope my daughter gets to meet her a lot, because I want my daughter to have role models like Hec in her life.
Of course you trust Bush's judgment. He's a lot smarter than you.
montag | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 11:31 pm | #
you did not answer my point.
Jeezerts. I sure how that the A-man is getting a lot of money from the McCain people--or at least getting big belly laughs over the fact that the McCain people are throwing money at this website.
Has anyone, anywhere written a crappier piece of software than Acrobat Professional?
Rhymes with Schicrosoft Pista.
Yeah, that's some quality schadenfreude, it is.
wshen will you do yours?
Is this arabic, cause I can't make sense of it?
level of hate
Moron Troll says what?
i trust his judgment on the matter. The sausdis have done their part in the war on terror. wshen will you do yours?
pud | 05.17.08 - 11:30 pm | #
well im not going to hijack an airliner and crash it into a skyscraper, if that's what you mean. really, what is it about giving bin ladin's relatives nukes that you support the most?
Hecate is of course beautiful and brilliant, and an inspiration. I hope my daughter gets to meet her a lot, because I want my daughter to have role models like Hec in her life.
Thers | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 11:31 pm | #
you want your daughter to practice satanism?
you did not answer my point.
I didn't see that you had one to answer.
Besides, you missed the point.
Forgive me for asking but why not just use RTF? Does the same thing, is easier to use and will not drive you nuts.
NIH sends out grants for review as massive PDF files that I need to annotate as I go through them. I'm trying to avoid printing out 500 pages.
Just switched to Preview (Mac) which has much more rudimentary annotation capability, but at least it's stable.
The sausdis have done their part in the war on terror.
I noticed that. When I noticed how many of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudis.
You sick fuck.
Is this arabic, cause I can't make sense of it?
Gordon is ashamed because his pals are serving while he holds down the fort at McJob, cowering. hence the drunken spelling.
pud, im sure your beloved chimp will have many more opportunities to hurt national security before he leaves office.
Hecate is of course beautiful and brilliant, and an inspiration. I hope my daughter gets to meet her a lot, because I want my daughter to have role models like Hec in her life.
Nicely said. Now, where can I get one of these daughter thingees?
pud | 05.17.08 - 11:32 pm
Fuck off, Freemason loving scumfuck.
Anyone here doubt for a second that the keyboards of pud, Toby, luby, auggie, jack, mimi, et al, ad nauseum, look Just Like This?
Particularly the open liquor bottle close at hand?
HEY PUD, WIGGLE YOUR EARS - MY THIGHS ITCH
I noticed that. When I noticed how many of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudis.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How many were Afghans?
Obama wants to escalate the war in Afghanistan.
That's perfectly alright, though, right?
It was a rhetorical question.
Ah! I thought it was a pun...
Nicely said. Now, where can I get one of these daughter thingees?
Little Boots
Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much ...
Regarding that woman who was abandoned in her apartment for 42 years, she was in Croatia, so that actually makes perfect sense.
interesting, except you theory has a material flaw in that it would take a massive cover-up by the free press in this country to both misdirect the perpetraters real message and intent and instead substitute some sort of false reality. in other words it's highy unlikely ....
Steve Carell hosting SNL finale tonight, and McBush is making a cameo to try and look "hip".
Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much ...
Woman ... woman. Okay I'm seeing a snag.
ELIAS IS ANOTHER CONCERN TROLL. FUCK YOU, ELIAS.
How many were Afghans?
Obama wants to escalate the war in Afghanistan.
That's perfectly alright, though, right?
Your haikus suck.
Your haikus suck.
Thers
~~~~~~~~~~~
Nice answer.
Gromit,
The word processor I use on my computer (Word Perfect V 10.0) will write files into PDF. If you can get the files out of PDF and into .doc or .wps or even .txt or .rtf then you should be able to make any additions or corrections and then convert them to PDF files using the publish to PDF function.
(But you sound like you are on a Mac and SOL)
Elias | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 11:34 pm
Fuck off, McCain-loving agitator.
Woman ... woman. Okay I'm seeing a snag.
Actually, there's bleeding edge medical research where two women can have a child. One woman has donor cells (forget which type) manipulated until they are sperm-like...then they are transfered into into the egg of the other woman's.
ELIAS, YOUR MOTHER IS A FUCKING WHORE
Ok, that's it for me. Time for some dinner and a movie. Have a lovely evening, bats.
Cover your eyes, I'm gonna douse the place with Troll-A-Way.
---------->>>>>>
Should be good until morning, according to the label. 
You know, I was just making a joke ...
Should be good until morning, according to the label.
TheOtherWA | 05.17.08 - 11:39 pm | #
ronco?
Your haikus suck.
Thers | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 11:37 pm | #
Heh.
What's the one thing a liberal hates more than a Repuke? A leftist who calls them out.
ronco?
pretzelattack
No, monsanto.
You know, I was just making a joke ...
NO!!! You started this, now solve it!!!
"leftists" haahhhaaahahaha..
News flash, asshole...the Soviet Soviet broke up years ago...
"No, monsanto."
Not be confused with
MANSQUITO!!!
NO!!! You started this, now solve it!!!
Little Boots
Just like Chimpy?
[runs from room]
more than a Repuke
Moron Troll is what?
Night of the Living Trolls again ?
Night of the Living Trolls again ?
Is it ever not? Okay, maybe not living, but still...
Firefox, greasemonkey and a killfile script is all you need for troll-free browsing.
Google is your friend!
news flash pud most of the 911 hijackers were saudis! and now your man chimp is going to give the saudis nukes! isnt that special!
That's why liberals have been responsible for the failure of so many progressive advancements in our nations' history. Health care being the perfect current example.
Both Obama and Clinton refuse to demand single payer.
For posting this video, Thers deserves to be punished.
responsible for the failure
Moron Troll is what?
news flash pud most of the 911 hijackers were saudis! and now your man chimp is going to give the saudis nukes! isnt that special!
pretzelattack | 05.17.08 - 11:44 pm | #
and most criminal are black. So is Obama a criminal then?
Elias | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 11:44 pm
Okay. What's your solution? What are you going to do?
Firefox, greasemonkey and a killfile script is all you need for troll-free browsing.
What if you like the trolls? It's a sickness, but still, what if?
I was listening to a hate radio station on the internet, I think it was out of Boston. The repuke host as talking about Obama:
"He's Got three things against him - He's black, he's a Muslim, and his Pastor Jeremiah Wright is a hatemonger"
LOL
"Okay. What's your solution? What are you going to do?
"
Hold his breath and stomp up and down until he gets his way.
Down with Muslim Pastors!!!!
(But you sound like you are on a Mac and SOL)
are throwing out chum again, DWD?
Watching previews for the new Shyamalan tweest we thought, "what a waste of time." Now early reviews are coming in to pretty much confirm what everybody already knows.
Okay. What's your solution? What are you going to do?
Anon
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sorry, the burden is on those who support the liberals. I'll continue to work at a grassroots level to bring change as best as I can. But I'm done finished with the "Support your local Liberal" experiment. It's doomed to failure. I got seduced. Never again.
For posting this video, Thers deserves to be punished.
Didn't you admit to liking Linkin Park, game-show boy?
and most criminal are black.
just the ones in jail.
and most criminal are black. So is Obama a criminal then?
pud | 05.17.08 - 11:45 pm | #
aha! not just a traitor but a racist as well! not surprising in a republican troll.
and most criminal are Republicans. So is Obama a criminal then?
silly Gordon, Obama is a Democrat.
Hey, Gilly, how are those dreams? I had a doozy the other night, man.
k&y, the oh, so subtle [adult swim] Robot Chicken namecheck, well played!
Watching previews for the new Shyamalan tweest we thought, "what a waste of time."
You know, I caught Signs a couple days ago. The end was idiotic, but I have to admit it was one of the best American atmospheric suspense films I've seen in a while.
Plus it was a good examination of post 9/11 America.
Gromit (from below) -
Oh, hell - I was the LEAST competitive coach that there ever was - (we) just wanted the kids to have some fun and (hopefully) learn something of the game. (Our adversaries were these middle-aged Vic Morrow types who took the whole thing VERY seriously..) I can probably state, categorically, that I was the only coach in that league's history to take the field wearing a Velvet Underground t-shirt...)
But, still - It WAS the North End, and it was made very clear to us that most of these kids were from broken homes, and perhaps didn't have many positive (male) role models in their lives. That part I took VERY seriously, and I'm still goddamned proud that I did whatever I could do for those kids. (And I did this during my misspent rock 'n roll youth, so on some level, I know I'm not a bad person...
silly Gordon, Obama is a Democrat.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
~~~~~~~~~~
What's that?
You want ChiDy's dildo how far up your ass?
Just switched to Preview (Mac) which has much more rudimentary annotation capability, but at least it's stable.
Gromit
Have you tried Apple's Pages? There's a free 30-day trial of iWork (Apple's "office" suite) at the bottom of that page.
failure. I got seduced. Never
Moron Troll says what?
Little Boots, I would suggest that professional help is your only option.
It's doomed to failure. I got seduced. Never again.
Elias | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 11:48 pm
Okay. Great. Good for you.
oh, good god, Elias, I'm sorry you got seduced by them turrible lie-brals. but do try to get over your sad self.
pud, im not interested in exploring your racism tonight, i am more curios about just how many times saudi terrorists would have to attack us before you would have qualms about giving them nukes?
But I'm done finished with the "Support your local Liberal" experiment. It's doomed to failure. I got seduced. Never again.
Besides, voting stunts your growth and makes pimples.
Moron Troll says what?
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
~~~~~~~~~~~~
You were saying how much you liked the way ChiDy's dildo stimulated your prostate.
I'll continue to work at a grassroots level to bring change as best as I can.
For the sake of the entire left, let me say sincerely that I hope to FUCK your personal social skills are more polished than your online social skills.
Prepare yourself, fuckwad.
The reason the internet was invented:
The wiki for the world's assholes --
Dickipedia
Ben Stein
http://www.dickipedia.org/
dick.p...althy_obsession
Nevermind, Pages doesn't read PDF. Kind of surprised by that.
Little Boots, I would suggest that professional help is your only option.
Dared and done! oh, wait, what exactly am I getting help for?
Over at FDL, I explore a frightening possibility
What's most frightening is how those FDL comment posters are so disturbingly able to confine their comments to the subject of the blogpost...
Those people are monsters, I tell ya...
dildo how far
Moron Troll says what?
Thers, did you announce the super secret info you mentioned yesterday?
For the sake of the entire left, let me say sincerely that I hope to FUCK your personal social skills are more polished than your online social skills.
It's a variant of "I didn't leave the party. The party left me."
The purity argument...gotta love it.
No need to ban anyone, killfile works just fine for the most part.
I'm still goddamned proud that I did whatever I could do for those kids.
Good on you, Mr Buckner.
(So is Timlin gonna be able to hold this lead?)
Lemme see, we've got plain garden variety trolls. Concern trolls. "Lifelong Democrat" trolls.
Aaaand now...Despair Trolls!
Gromit, you're the department chair right?
Buy the full paid version of Acrobat. Very helpful for annotating.
or
use Tools/Mark Changes in Word.
just suggestions.
I got seduced.
No, you got fooled.
Nobody wants to seduce you.
For the sake of the entire left, let me say sincerely that I hope to FUCK your personal social skills are more polished than your online social skills.
Thers
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
For the sake of the entire political establishment, let's hope that the people in this place don't represent Obama supporters everywhere.
The 80% that want out of iraq? Their candidate?
The 70% that want single payer? Their candidate?
Anon |
Yeah, it was really great up to the part about how the aliens look exactly like every other aliens ever and have exactly the same retarded motives. Like really Shyamalan like Spielberg is a great cinematographer and often editor but he isn't very good as a writer or director.
What's most frightening is how those FDL comment posters are so disturbingly able to confine their comments to the subject of the blogpost
I don't think they make puns or flirt either. Devilish
Didn't you admit to liking Linkin Park, game-show boy?
Thers
You have an excellent memory for a Guinness-addled lout. LP's a far cry from De La Soul, though.
Incidentally, I'm going to see Duran Duran on Monday night. Speaking of far cries ...
No, you got fooled.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Fool me twice...
"Oh I'm so disillusioned by that dirty nasty sordid politics. It's such a crushing disappointment that politicians don't walk on water! So I'll just stop voting! That'll show 'em!"
Buy the full paid version of Acrobat. Very helpful for annotating.
That's what I'm working with, but these humongous PDFs wonlt stay open. Fine in Preview, so far.
(And us Mac-heads are never SOL. We're way to cool for that.)
Like really Shyamalan like Spielberg is a great cinematographer and often editor but he isn't very good as a writer or director.
k&y-yellow&hardworking | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 11:54 pm | #
i dont think he would admit that--this is the guy that thinks he could make it in the nba.
I don't think they make puns or flirt either. Devilish
Losers. Or, as this is the intertubes, loosers!
let's hope that the people
Moron Troll says what?
(And us Mac-heads are never SOL. We're way to cool for that.)
straight up. Stay strong.
Woo hoo. Timlin mows 'em down in the 9th.
I'm better than Hitchcock! Worship me or die!
i dont think he would admit that--this is the guy that thinks he could make it in the nba.
pretzelattack | 05.17.08 - 11:56 pm | #
He's not good, but his movies make profits. That's all that matters.
LP's a far cry from De La Soul, though.
Yes. De La Soul is good.
Are you insane?
I'm better than Hitchcock!
Alfred or Robyn?
You have an excellent memory for a Guinness-addled lout.
You make that sound so dirty. I like that!
Mac users, like liberals, are used to being shut out of participation and mocked by the power elite.
Goodnight, you DFH-ers! Our nom-de guerre was the talk of the bowling alley today. They like us! They really, really like us!
Sinf,
(If you're still around..) Read your anniversary post, and just wanted to say that I really enjoyed hanging w. you in Philly. Peace be with you, bro - you're always welcome in the City of Cod...
No, you got fooled.
Nobody wants to seduce you.
Thers
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Just a word of caution.
For your sake, let's hope that Obama doesn't lose in November, because if he does, the blood of the next 5G Americans and the blood of the next 500G Iraqis will be squarely, firmly, and historically planted on your hands, and the hands of all those who were forewarned that he was a flawed and damaged candidate.
You. Were. Forewarned.
You should be on your hands and knees praying to whatever entity you believe in that Obama wins in November.
Hitchcock cranked out not only reliable product, but often brilliant work, and he did it at a rate that modern directors can't touch. There is a photograph somewhere from the early 80s of an older Mr Hitchcock standing on a ladder to place the last videotape on a stack of vhs cassettes representing each of his features.
I see M Night's Shyamalan's movies and I want to be dead people.
I'm better than Hitchcock! Worship me or die!
Sixth Sense, sure
Unbreakable, liked it lots.
Everything else...not so much. Although Lady in the Water I sorta respect him for...a crappy movie told with absolute conviction. It would have been 10 times worse if someone else did it.
Yet, Hitchcock had his down years. A lot of his best stuff didn't come until later in life, so maybe Night will get his stuff together and get back on track.
The truth is, McCain deliberately crashed his plane back in Vietnam! His drinking was destroying his ability to land on a carrier deck, and he was very afraid of "screwing the pooch". So he had a plan...
He would fake a SAM hit and bail. Once assured of rescue, he set fire to his own hands in order to get out of combat for the duration of the war. But the rescue failed, and he was captured.
Let the truth be told!
Yes. De La Soul is good.
Are you insane?
Thers
De La Soul raps sound like they were written by a second-grader. They're "good" in the sense that seborrheaic dermatitis is "good."
2 A-holes. awesome.
I liked Sixth Sense. Is that so wrong?
Good night. Cod be with you.
You. Were. Forewarned.
You. Are. A dick.
I thought Sixth Sense was boring and I guessed the end which I never do.
(If you're still around..) Read your anniversary post, and just wanted to say that I really enjoyed hanging w. you in Philly. Peace be with you, bro - you're always welcome in the City of Cod...
bill buckner
I am, and thank you, kind sir. I enjoyed it as well ... and you may just see me in Beantown sometime.
Elias | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 11:59 pm |
And you'll be doing your best to make sure McCain wins. We know this already.
De La Soul raps sound like they were written by a second-grader. They're "good" in the sense that seborrheaic dermatitis is "good."
I can hold a piece of doodoo in my hand.
on your hands and knees praying
Moron Troll does what?
Sixth Sense was a very good horror movie, and Unbreakable was brilliant.
Everyone stop going to sleep! this party has just begun!! Christopher, Christine, dammit!!!
You have an excellent memory for a Guinness-addled lout.
[looks at bottle of Deschutes Brewery Mirror Pond Ale]
[thinks that this may explain the memory problems; commits to a future life of Guinness consumption]
[forgets the subject of the discussion]
You. Are. A dick.
Thers
~~~~~~~~~~~~`
What was that about social skills?
I didn't catch that...
Seriously Elias, what motivates you to hang here ?
k&y
The 39 Steps. my favorite.
I can hold a piece of doodoo in my hand.
NTodd, Poseur
But can you turn the world on with your smile?
Saudi's are have battled terrorists for yaears. Just because some terrorists are saudis doesn't mean all they all are.
Gromit,
I honestly do not understand enough about Macs to make a judgment. Whenever I have worked with them, I have become frustrated at what they tell me they cannot do. (But that may be ME)
I often work on large text files when I work on my books. I have always found WordPerfect to be particularly good at handling these types of files. It is not slow and clunky and does not keep making me do thing over and over like Word does. (and the reveal codes function is simply irreplaceable) But I am an old Windows user and I am probably just brainwashed into thinking that WordPerfect is a good program.
I loved Unbreakable! Thank you, puppethead.
And welcome, Ntodd.
Obama will singlehandedly destroy all the destruction Hillary has destructively unleashed on the self-destructing Democratic party and, well, the world. Or at least San Diego.
"Alfred Hitchcock Presents" - Full episodes on Hulu.com
De La Soul raps sound like they were written by a second-grader. They're "good" in the sense that seborrheaic dermatitis is "good."
You are mad, Simply mad. I have long defended you, even liked you. Now I must agree with the entire universe that you are a bit squishy.
Seen more than one ep of Twilight Zone? Then you can guess the ending of Sixth Sense.
on your hands and knees praying
Moron Troll does what?
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
~~~~~~~~~~~~
I believe you were explaining what it was like to be on your hands and knees while ChiDy and her dildo have their way with you...
It's Saturday, and I must be drunk, because I have felt compelled to reply to The Accident of God's Anus that is Pud, but just let me re-post a dead-threaded query to Thers before I away:
"Saw KO's segment on the construction of the new Shea the other night. Flame away, but I think it might just be a MODEST improvement over the current ballpark..."
Goodnight, Good People....
Seriously Elias, what motivates you to hang here ?
What was that about social skills?
I didn't catch that...
Precisely.
Absolutely, NTodd! (Have the ladies left?)
We were out to dinner tonight, and there was this group of people talking about politics at another table so I pulled up a chair, started eating their bread, then told them they were complete fuckwits for supporting Obama. Then they had the nerve to call me a dick. Well, I had enough of that abuse so I told them a thing or two about manners and stormed off after finishing their beer and spitting in their creme brulee.
I believe you were explaining what it was like to be on your hands and knees while ChiDy and her dildo have their way with you...
Okay, does anyone here know the backstory of this, or is this just a deep troll fantasy?
I told you people all along that elias was a stupid, hypocritical fuckwit. Add racist, misogynistic moron, and we now know who we're dealing with.
or not.
at least pud knows he's an asshole. elias tries to pass himself off as a liberal. i never bought it for a second, and I'm glad, because he has shown his true color tonight.
saudis have financed terrorists for years. but now they can just give them the nukes and save their money! its a win win situation, courtesy of george bush! hey, if bush can get that dubai port deal back on track, osama bin ladin can get working nukes at just the point bush hands over port security to dubai!
pud | 05.18.08 - 12:03 am |
Israel-hating scumbag.
Seriously Elias, what motivates you to hang here ?
Gilly Gonzylon
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Scream Therapy.
In 3
Saudi's are have battled terrorists for yaears. Just because some terrorists are saudis doesn't mean all they all are.
Ah, now I see. They're Bush's best buds, so you're gonna rewrite history to make them look good.
Jaysus, you are even stupider than you sound. What you know about the Middle East would fit in your urethra.
I didn't catch
Moron Troll says what?
Two
You are mad, Simply mad. I have long defended you, even liked you. Now I must agree with the entire universe that you are a bit squishy.
Thers
Oh, well. Take a number. Better yet, send me an e-mail.
Heh.
De La Soul. Are they like the Supremes? Cause I like the Supremes.
Saw KO's segment on the construction of the new Shea the other night. Flame away, but I think it might just be a MODEST improvement over the current ballpark..
Wait, Shea was meant to be a place to play baseball...?
1.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ahhh.
That felt good.
You should be on your hands and knees praying to whatever entity you believe in that Obama wins in November.
Elias | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 11:59 pm | #
Fuck off, you little addled twit. you have no ieas what you're going on about.
Elias' employer is on SNL even as we speak.
De La Soul. Are they like the Supremes? Cause I like the Supremes.
Little Boots
Not really. Think of them as a rap version of Kajagoogoo, only with less talent.
Seriously Elias, what motivates you to hang here ?
Gilly Gonzylon | 05.18.08 - 12:05 am | #
A desperate need for attention is all I can come up with.
Then they had the nerve to call me a dick.
Perhaps it was a compliment. Some dicks are very attractive. Nobody takes that into account. Why???
Okay, does anyone here know the backstory of this, or is this just a deep troll fantasy?
Anon
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ask the recipient.
I called Elias out as a scumsucking troll months ago and was admonished for my efforts.
It feels good to be vindicated.
Hey ronjizz?
You like Sesame Street?
...so, Elias, how's that research project going?
And have you figured out how Gravatar's work yet?
Okay, does anyone here know the backstory of this, or is this just a deep troll fantasy?
Anon
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ask the recipient.
I'd rather ask you, since you are in such an obvious lather about it.
Assuming it is true, why would you care what they do?
Seriously...why? What's it to you?
Ask the recipient.
Elias | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:09 am | #
why? You're the sick one.
Think of them as a rap version of Kajagoogoo, only with less talent.
You. Like. Linkin. Park.
But you already knew that
In their prime, more than a decade ago, De La Soul was THE shit.
Now, not so much.
I thought Sixth Sense was boring and I guessed the end which I never do. Bunter
I loved the way Willis kept taunting the bad guys.
Wow, McBush's appearance on SNL was not only dull and bad, but came across as desperate. And somehow they got the dullard to mock himself in a brutal way.
The only thing missing was having him wear an onion on his belt.
Pretty good there, Jack.
Difficult work, but you know, someone's gotta do it.
How's the wife and kids?
Then they had the nerve to call me a dick.
are you sure they weren't talking to the dildo?
But you already knew that
ELIAS_IS_ECON102 | 05.18.08 - 12:11 am | #
That's quite a possibility.
they play baseball at Shea? learn something new every day.
De La Soul is awesome, and criticizing them based on English abilities that are far superior within a cultural subcategory where "2nd grader" is graduating
summa cum laude from the Sorbonne is silly. It's like you don't like Homer because of all this imagery.
Wait, Shea was meant to be a place to play baseball...?
Thers | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:07 am | #
I thought it was built for the Beatles ...
Anyway, the new stadium is going to be gorgeous. It will look something like Ebbets Field ... which strikes me as a bit of poetic justice, since it was Robert Moses who insisted that the Dodgers play in Flushing and who ultimately drove them out of town.
It feels good to be vindicated.
Mr French | 05.18.08 - 12:09 am | #
there you go. And he gets mad at me for calling him a fucking dweebie little brainless asshole. Go figure.
and then he wants everybody to watch Sesame Street.
Weird fucker. no wonder mimi relates.
What ya know, SNL now has canned laughter?
Nobody leave. I have your rabbit!
I love you all.
I also like De La Soul.
ffuck liberals Im going to bed.
What ya know, SNL now has canned laughter?
Just Another Zero | 05.18.08 - 12:12 am | #
GE had to mask the McCain booing
SNL canned the laughter decades ago.
ffuck liberals Im going to bed.
pud | 05.18.08 - 12:13 am | #
Yay!
What ya know, SNL now has canned laughter?
Just Another Zero
Considering their material are you sure it is not caned laughter?
I loved the way Willis kept taunting the bad guys.
Okay, so he played slightly against type.
GE had to mask the McCain booing
Pshaw. They were just saying "Boo-urns," cheering on Monty Burns as a VP candidate.
I can't compete musically tonight, if ever. Maybe I'm just tired. Had a good day, but it's ended rather weirdly ...
Anyway, g'night, and enjoy your "Fresh Prince"-era rap. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Catch you patriotz tomorrowz.
That's quite a possibility.
Gilly Gonzylon | 05.18.08 - 12:12 am | #
I don't think so. elias has never demonstrated even a faux expertise about anything, except the fantasy left-wing world he inhabits in his little mind. Econ was very irritating, but not as stupid as elias, who really has said some of the dumbest shit ever printed here.
Seriously...why? What's it to you?
Anon
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh, you didn't catch our little game? Mrs I has this infatuation with me that's disrupting and irritating to the entire group. One night, a few days ago, ChiDy got in a bit of a huff with Mrs I. I'm afraid it got a bit, well, ugly. I just wanted to remind I of the dangers of getting on the wrong side of Chi. I really dig her, so I was just getting defensive, that's all.
You. Like. Linkin. Park.
Fracking TOLD him. One of our favorite Something Awful photoshops has a public service brochure photo about self esteem and exclusion, with an unhappy looking white boy sitting by himself in a hallway, and the caption sez "I'm gonna go listen to Linkin Park."
ffuck liberals Im going to bed.
One down.
I also like De La Soul.
I like Cirque De Soul Lay.
i dont think infatuation means what you think it does.
Okay, so he played slightly against type. Bunter
Did you see it before or after the hype?
disrupting and irritating
Moron Troll says what?
Oooh, Usher.
Canned Soul.
I also like De La Soul.
I like Cirque De Soul Lay.
Deeee Lite!
I really dig her, so I was just getting defensive, that's all.
Elias | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:14 am | #
See what I mean about dumb shit? it's endless with him.
I've been listening to The Partridge Family. I'll admit it.
They're all doing well; thanks for asking...
I was just wondering about that Gravatar thing, because sometimes - after you've morphed into some of your other troll personae - you don't get all the info right when you come back as 'Elias' and your Gravatar doesn't show up...
Just wondering if you'd figured out how to fix that yet...
Good night, everyone.
(Meds have kicked in and blissful sleep is here again. Not sure about the bliss part but it sure as hell does knock me on my ass. The best part in morning. The effects of drug are still there but I am no longer sleepy. I get about four hours of not feeling like shit a day. That is better than not, eh?)
Peace.
Mrs I has this infatuation with me that's disrupting and irritating to the entire group.
Yeah, I gotta side with pretzel on this one.
Good Lord.
Don't make me link to ABBA/Ramones tribute band GABBA again.
"Oh yes ladies, I'm really bein' sincere, cos in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear. My nose is big, I'm not ashamed, big like a pickle, I'm still getting paid."
and then he wants everybody to watch Sesame Street.
~~~~~~~~~~~`
It's about Big Bird, jizz.
You weren't around when I broke out Big Bird, were you?
JeffCO much later, but I guessed the twist about a week after it came out, so perhaps by the time I sat down to watch it there wasn't anything to anticipate.
Mrs I has this infatuation with me that's disrupting and irritating to the entire group.
Indeed, we had a vote and decided it's really irritating. Plus the scientific study we commissioned showed conclusively that it's disrupting the entire group dynamic and making it impossible for us to effect real effective change effectively, in effect.
Mrs I has this infatuation with me that's disrupting and irritating to the entire group.
Elias, do you really think you're "part of the group" ?
Elias, why are you here?
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It's about Big Bird, jizz.
You weren't around when I broke out Big Bird, were you?
No ... wait, what???
OK. We'll do it live.
WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deeee Lite!
If groove in heart persists more than 4 hours, seek medical attention.
Did I enter an AOL chat room by mistake?
I don't even have the software installed.
I thought that Sesame street was rather advanced for elias. I see I was right, again.
Anyone here remember Black Box?
I get about four hours of not feeling like shit a day. That is better than not, eh?)
infinitely, i dont know how people with 24/7 pain cope with it.
NTodd, you nippin it again?
Or just tired from the bikeride?
t's disrupting the entire group dynamic and making it impossible for us to effect real effective change effectively, in effect.
NTodd, Poseur | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:18 am | #
Fucker is making us support Obama.
Look at these victims of self tanning cream at the prom:
http://www.hotchickswithdoucheba...mpa2-
745262.jpg
I thought that Sesame street was rather advanced for elias. I see I was right, again.
ronjazz
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
But Jizz, I only break out Big Bird for Grand Jackoff. I can't make any exceptions.
Just wondering if you'd figured out how to fix that yet...
not as of this morning, but I'm sure he'll figure it out eventually. or his quality control manager will explain it to him.
Whether he's "nippin it" (whatever that might be), or tired, at least he has an excuse. elias is just a born asshole.
Anyone here remember Black Box?
Can we leave Oprah's ... no, nevermind.
Look at these victims of self tanning cream at the prom:
http://www.hotchickswithdoucheba...mpa2- 745262.jpg
Gilly Gonzylon | 05.18.08 - 12:19 am | #
Oh my ... that can't be how they really looked, can it?
Beta-carrotTOP!
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by the time I sat down to watch it there wasn't anything to anticipate. Bunter
I saw it shortly after it came out and didn't really know anything about it and enjoyed it, especially the kid's performance. Also Toni Collette, who I think I'd only seen in Muriel's Wedding at that point.
More:
http://www.hotchickswithdoucheba...5101-
775223.jpg
http://www.hotchickswithdoucheba...mpa3-
786182.jpg
Look at these victims of self tanning cream at the prom
Oh, that's just wrong. And scary.
fuck you, Elias.
Oh my ... that can't be how they really looked, can it?
Brøøklyn Gi®l, flîttérmøüse | 05.18.08 - 12:21 am | #
Life can be cruel.
elias is just a born asshole.
ronjazz | 05.18.08 - 12:21 am | #
Yup. Simple as that.
"Oh my ... that can't be how they really looked, can it?"
As they say, a Demon from Hades is not a good prom date.
Messiah Obama, hearing the word "appeasement", squeals like a stuck pig!
que paso?
Why do those "LongGuyland" dudes love to spike up their hair into wheat stalks like that?
Fucker is making us support Obama.
Bastard!!! Hey, wait, why weren't you before?
Geez, are we stuck under a bridge, or what?
Lubyanka =
A BANAL YUK
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by the time I sat down to watch it there wasn't anything to anticipate
I still liked it a lot. I admire the spacing, the structure.
My wife loves the movie, knows exactly what will happen, and she cries every time at the end.
We saw it just after we got married, and I think she saw a lot of us in Bruce and wife.
Gilly Gonzylon | 05.18.08 - 12:21 am | #
I'm dumbfounded ... the one in the pink jacket is beyond belief.
SNL
Wasn't that funny once?
OK, Jizz, if I break out Big Bird, do you promise not to make any more moronic statements again?
Oh, that's just wrong. And scary.
It wasn't funny when C Thomas Howell did it in Soul Man and it's not funny now.
que paso?
Lubyanka | 05.18.08 - 12:22 am | #
George Bush, hearing the word surrnder, gives Osama Bin Laden everything he asks for.
que asshole?
ntodd
how's the West Coast treating you? you know they pump your gas for you out there?
Working-class whites a key segment in presidential race
By RICK MONTGOMERY
The Kansas City Star
Political polls and the pundits who preach them say working-class whites are uncomfortable with Democrat Barack Obama.
...
Among all white college-grad voters, Obama trails the GOP’s John McCain by eight percentage points, the survey showed. Among “working-class whites,” Obama lags by a 22-point margin.
...
Eight in 10 of those working-class whites voted for Clinton over Obama. Only about half said they’d go for Obama over McCain in a general election.
Leon Panetta, who served as President Bill Clinton’s chief of staff, told The Washington Times: “If that continues, there is no way the Democrats can win in November.”
http://www.kansascity.com/105/st...ory/
624608.html
Obama would need to run with Dale Earnhardt or Arnold Schwarzenegger as his VP, and Dale's dead and Arnold's not a US native.
Bummer.
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que paso?
Lubyanka | 05.18.08 - 12:22 am | #
well, im excited about bush's new nukes for terrorists program with saudi arabia. pud was on board, of course, why restrict our allies to nail files when they want to attack america? how much do you think bush can damage our national security before he leaves office?!
Argh.
Spacing = pacing.
you know they pump your gas for you out there?
Yes, the "mini serve" concept is, dare I say, the most fucktarded idea since the Hindenburg.
Hey, Elias, whatever happened to that sociology experiment, you lying piece of shit.
It wasn't funny when C Thomas Howell did it in Soul Man and it's not funny now.
JeffCO | 05.18.08 - 12:23 am | #
They're orange Al Jolsons
General Zod/Econ102/whatever
sucks big green donkey dicks.
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I hasn't seen no tanned promers like the ones pictured, but I just rode up the elevator with a Promette that needed some NTodd time.
moronic statements
Moron Troll says what?
Squealing Messiah Obama giving "protest too much" a whole new meaning..
you g-g-g-g-go, n-n-n-n-numbn-n-n-n-nuts!
Huggy Bear declares war on SNL cuecards.
Lubyanka,
Thank our Lord and Savior, George W. Bush, that you are here.
Without you, leading our valiant soldiers forward against the unholy alliance of gays, abortionists, and liberals, the one true disciple of George Bush would not be given the opportunity to show us the error or our ways.
Only through John S. McCain will the American Empire surely reach its inevitable state of never having the sun set on it's realm.
In George Bush's name, I offer Lubyanka's name in holy praise.
Amen.
how's the West Coast treating you? you know they pump your gas for you out there?
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
~~~~~~~~~~~
What's that? You like to have what pumped up your asshole?
Wasn't that funny once?
1975. When Franco was still dead. Those were the days, my friend.
I wonder if McCain will surrender as thoroughly and completely as Bush did to the Saudis. I imagine it's a condition of getting attacked so oil prices will spike. imagine a successful terror attack under a Democratic president.
can't, can you? Only the treason and incompetence of the Republicans creates that scenario.
sheets
How some real Eurotrash Teenagers?
What's that? You like to have what pumped up your asshole?
Oh yeah, dude. She's sooooooo into you.
Lubyanka | 05.18.08 - 12:22 am |
It's late, Hardig. Shouldn't you be resting up so that you can start early on your latest attempt to find your missing testicles?
"Huggy Bear declares war on SNL cuecards."
As always, the man is cueless.
they pump your gas, sure, but refuse to wash your windows or check your oil.
what's become of our once great nation?
Hi Brian! Install any cabinets? LOL
Lubewanka: declaring war on sanity.
(Lube got fired from his pedophile phone sex job, so all that's left for him is paid trolling.)
I wonder if McCain will surrender as thoroughly and completely as Bush did to the Saudis.
Remember how quickly and completely Bush surrended to and appeased the Chinese when the EP-3 spyplane went down?
This is kinda cool... the local "oldies" station does a weekly show hosted by Ben Fong-Torres and they've got a backlist of the shows here.
The guy's got a GREAT voice. He used to do weekends on the great underground FM rocker KSAN, and currently, hosts the local independent TV station's annual Chinese New Year Parade coverage...
numbn-n-n-n-nuts!
Lubyanka
That's nice dear.
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Whoops, E wants to go out and enjoy the cooler eve breeze. l8rh9rz.
you g-g-g-g-go, n-n-n-n-numbn-n-n-n-nuts!
Lubyanka | 05.18.08 - 12:25 am | #
well, when he invites the saudis in to destroy some prime new York real estate, then i guess y8ou'll have made your point. In the meantime, y8our deserter-in-Chief has killed more Americans than Bin Laden and Hussein together.
To bad rightwingers hate Aemrica.
Remember how quickly and completely Bush surrended to and appeased the Chinese when the EP-3 spyplane went down?
puppethead | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:27 am | #
right up there with chamberlain it was.
Remember how quickly and completely Bush surrended to and appeased the Chinese when the EP-3 spyplane went down?
Member when that was what agitated the neocons. THOSE were the days, my friends.
How some real Eurotrash Teenagers?
JeffCO | 05.18.08 - 12:26 am | #
Reminds me of Black Box Recorder
Oh yeah, dude. She's sooooooo into you.
Anon |
~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm afraid "she" might just be a "he", you know what I'm sayin, ahuh, huh, huhuh, huhuhuhuh...
Lubyanka | 05.18.08 - 12:22 am |
It's late, Hardig. Shouldn't you be resting up so that you can start early on your latest attempt to find your missing testicles?
DJ | 05.18.08 - 12:26 am | #
he's too busy namestealing me and calling fake sheets.
The Right has always hated what America stands for... it's been that way always.
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n-n-n-n-numbn-n-n-n-nuts!
Lubyanka | 05.18.08 - 12:25 am | #
So i guess that means you found your testicles in the freezer?
I'm afraid
Moron Troll says what?
Whoops, E wants to go out and enjoy the cooler eve breeze. l8rh9rz.
It'll be there tomorrow. But how long will we be here?
Think about it.
So i guess that means you found your testicles in the freezer?
Brøøklyn Gi®l, flîttérmøüse | 05.18.08 - 12:29 am | #
what's with the plural?
Moron Troll says what?
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
~~~~~~~~~
What was that?
You want NTodd to pump you in the ass?
"Erase your face."
Comedy gold.
I'm afraid "she" might just be a "he", you know what I'm sayin, ahuh, huh, huhuh, huhuhuhuh...
Again with the latent fantasies.
I hasn't seen no tanned promers like the ones pictured, but I just rode up the elevator with a Promette that needed some NTodd time.
Hah - that happened to me in Philly at E2! Two steroidal guys and three bridesmaids in godawful pink taffeta. I won them over with my stirring rendition of Girl from Ipanema.
The sausdis have done their part in the war on terror. wshen will you do yours?
Supplying most of the 9/11 hijackers is doing their part?
I'm afraid "she" might just be a "he", you know what I'm sayin, ahuh, huh, huhuh, huhuhuhuh...
Elias | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:29 am | #
So elias is jerking off over "she might be a he". Not surprising.
hmm another saturday, another troll meltdown.
Black Box Recorder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r...h?
v=roG7SfjuAXQ
So elias is jerking off over "she might be a he". Not surprising.
ronjazz | 05.18.08 - 12:31 am | #
Considering his lovefest with mimi, not at all.
hmm another saturday, another troll meltdown.
pretzelattack | 05.18.08 - 12:31 am | #
even pud was disgusted.
pretzel, typical Saturday night for us.
Again with the latent fantasies.
Anon
~~~~~~~~~~~
What's with this "latent" shit?
You ever seen any of them thar Brazilian shemales? Tell me you wouldn't hit one if you had enough juice in you...
hmm another saturday, another troll meltdown.
pretzelattack
I am shocked shocked I tell ohforgetit.
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Hah - that happened to me in Philly at E2! Two steroidal guys and three bridesmaids in godawful pink taffeta. I won them over with my stirring rendition of Girl from Ipanema.
I believe you. That frightens me.
The sausdis have done their part in the war on terror. wshen will you do yours?
And consonansts. Let's not forget them.
They're orange Al Jolsons
Orange Jolsons never quite got as much attention as their more successful brother company, Orange Julius.
You ever seen any of them thar Brazilian shemales? Tell me you wouldn't hit one if you had enough juice in you...
Elias | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:33 am | #
Misunderstanding the concept. What a twisted little fruitfly.
You ever seen any of them thar Brazilian shemales? Tell me you wouldn't hit one if you had enough juice in you...
Elias | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:33 am | #
QED
You ever seen any of them thar Brazilian shemales? Tell me you wouldn't hit one if you had enough juice in you...
This is the point where I just stare and start laughing.
What was that?
You want NTodd to pump you in the ass?
NO comment.
You know, NTodd manages to be a liked member of this community. NTodd.
If you go somewhere and NTodd fits in and you don't, WOW. Go. Get Help.
Hey dere sallyh! How are you?
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seen any of them thar
Moron Troll says what?
So elias is jerking off over "she might be a he". Not surprising.
ronjazz
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jizz, as much as I'd like to show you Big Bird, I only do it for Grand Jackoff. He's from Texas. They like things big there. If you were from Texas, I might consider it.
Stop The Presses!
Democrats Nominate Chicago Black Liberation Socialist For POTUS!
you g-g-g-go, McG-G-G-G-Governites!
I believe you. That frightens me.
I'm no Astrud Gilberto, but I do alright.
QED
Brooklyn Girl, flittermouse
... perhaps the media, view working-class whites as “a euphemism for redneck.”
•Michael Zweig, author of TheWorking Class Majority: America’s Best Kept Secret, argues the demographic is much broader, encapsulating the “fears and concerns of white workers” regardless of their level of education:
“Basically, we’re talking about people who don’t have much power where they work … home health-care workers, security guards, police officers, white-collar bank tellers … the many working people in this country who are hurting.
“These issues of class are coming more to the fore,” displacing some issues of race, Zweig says.
“Are there racists in the white working class? Sure.” But a lot of African-Americans are working class and feel the same economic pressures, “and a lot of whites in the upper echelon are racist.”
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MisterX, moving along fine. Spent the day at family group. Woo hoo.
Mlle seems better, though.
How are Missus, Master and Missy X?
My granddaughter turned 2 today.
even pud was disgusted.
Uh, shouldn't that be an adverb...?
This is the point where I just stare and start laughing.
Anon
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I sure is entertainin, ain't I?
Brazilian Shemales For Obama!
Stop The Presses!
Republicans nominate McCain, thereby giving up the presidency for the foreseeable future!
You g-g-g-go, t-t-t-traitors!
Uh, shouldn't that be an adverb...?
Umm, sorry, I mean gerund.
I don't like to drink and I don't get high. Any suggestions?
Thers discovery over at FDL that Gus Hall is to blame for all of our current problems is a very interesting read, but my only question is why Hall? Why now?
Told ya there was thread, miss sally.
Moron Troll says what?
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
~~~~~~~~~
Oh I'm sorry. It was NTodd was pumping gas. You can understand the confusion what with your anal fixation and all.
Of course, for Britpoppy goodness, I still like this one from Mystery Jets and the phenomenal young Laura Marling.
I don't like to drink and I don't get high. Any suggestions?
Meditation?
Gilly, there's always crying in the corner.
I sure is entertainin, ain't I?
Not one bit, you pathetic little shitstain.
The sine qua non of queenery ios in Thailand.
Elias, would you please stop turning me on. Please.
Gus Hall strands athwart the porches of history, and will soon dominate the corridors of power.
Little Boots, I was away barbecuing. We had dinner incredibly late, mostly because it's been to hot to eat and/or cook.
I sure is entertainin, ain't I?
it's a nervous laughter, where I look and you and page through the DSM-IV.
This is it for you? This is how you communicate with other people? Damn I feel sorry for you.
In any meatspace gathering point, you would have been shown the door ages ago. Maybe the internet is the best place for you. You'll always have an audience, at least.
Spent the day at family group. Woo hoo.
Mlle seems better, though.
How are Missus, Master and Missy X?
My granddaughter turned 2 today.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Well, family group has it's merits. Keep on, if you can. It's for the good.
The Xs are all well and summer is coming.
Our best thoughts to the little dear on her 2nd!
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B-b-b-breaking News!
Bush's Big General, Gates, way ahead of Obama in appeasement sweepstakes, says we should have sat and talked with Iran long ago! Looks like Bushy has the same home-school course as I do!
I don't like to drink and I don't get high. Any suggestions?
Gilly Gonzylon
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Scream Therapy.
Seriously. Try it with me.
Just type out your best representation of a scream.
On 3...
One.
Jizz as much as I'd like
Moron Troll says what?
don't like to drink and I don't get high. Any suggestions?
you could watch old episodes of project runway.
I don't like to drink and I don't get high. Any suggestions? -Gilly Gonzylon
naked luge?
Brazilian Shemales For Obama!
Diversity Is Our Strength!
Gus Hall would be John McCain's age now. Think about it. Or don't.
TWO.
I don't like to drink and I don't get high.
He said adam antly.
ONE.
Ewwww!
Let's see it Gilly:
THREE!
TWO!
I don't like to drink and I don't get high.
He said adam antly.
He sounds desperate, but not serious.
ONE!
I don't like to drink and I don't get high.
Sex.
was pumping gas
Moron Troll was employed as what?
If only every Brazilian shemale looked and sang like Astrud Gilberto:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t...h?
v=tC2ZhhSoc_E
ONE!
# of Lubyankas balls | 05.18.08 - 12:42 am | #
You need to add "not in his mouth".
Bush stamps feet in Middle East, begs Saudis for relief, followed by royal laughter, Gramps McCain's straightjacket express derails, forgets position on issues, aims onion towards November, forgets why...
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Damn. I stay up late for one night and turn on the TV.
I'm a fuck head.
Sex.
The only great adventure left to humankind, that's you and me.
ONE!
# of Lubyankas balls
Brian wishes he still had one ball.
Moron Troll was employed as what?
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
~~~~~~~~~~~~
What's that?
You enjoy what?
ChiDy's dildo?
Bush stamps feet in Middle East, begs Saudis for relief, followed by royal laughter, Gramps McCain's straightjacket express derails, forgets position on issues, aims onion towards November, forgets why...
Another day in the life, yes?
God I love America. Richard Cheese Gin & Juice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y...h?
v=YHeFVS6rzJU
It'll be nice to have a president smarter than a tennis ball, whether it's Obama or Hillary. Bush is on the same level as the most asshole of our trolls.
Little Boots, I was away barbecuing. We had dinner incredibly late, mostly because it's been to hot to eat and/or cook.
Madam, I have been here handing down drivel while you barbecue. How could you? HOW COULD YOU?
V-V-V-V-Vote App-p-p-p-p-p-p-peasement!
V-V-V-V-Vote M-M-M-M-Messiah Ob-b-b-b-b-bama!
I honestly think Elias has no clue what a shemale is.
Dude, the word has two syllables, not three. It doesn't rhyme with tamale.
Thank our lord and savior, George W. Bush for strong, firm little soldiers like Lubyanka and Elias.
For, without them, soldiers, like myself, would not be able to thrust ourselves into the breach.
Only Lubyanka, Elias, and our prophet John McCain, truly understand what it means to be upright soldiers in this war for American world dominance.
All hail Bush!
Gus Hall would be John McCain's age now. Think about it. Or don't.
Have we ever seen Gus Hall and John McCain in the same place? I mean, outside of that DaNang whorehouse?
vote For Three Lost Wars!
Vote McCain, he'll make it 4!
What's that?
You enjoy what?
ChiDy's dildo?
Elias
*guilty*
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And it's not like NTodd's been picking up the slack, either. Dammit!!!
It'll be nice to have a president smarter than a tennis ball, whether it's Obama or Hillary. Bush is on the same level as the most asshole of our trolls.
Bush is much smarter than they. That's why they are his followers....
Dude, the word has two syllables, not three. It doesn't rhyme with tamale.
Brøøklyn Gi®l
Chile sauce.
Dude, the word has two syllables, not three. It doesn't rhyme with tamale.
Brøøklyn Gi®l, flîttérmøüse
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I don't think "girl" has symbol in it, but I could be wrong.
whining numbnuts-"progressives" would piss themselves if the US seized the Saudi oilfields
Dude, the word has two syllables, not three. It doesn't rhyme with tamale.
Are you sure? I'm pretty sure I saw one at Taco Bell.
I don't think "girl" has symbol in it, but I could be wrong.
Elias | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:47 am | #
You always are. Don't change for us.
whining numbnuts-"progressives" would piss themselves if the US seized the Saudi oilfields
Lubyanka | 05.18.08 - 12:47 am | #
so bush is giving the saudis nukes to protect them against bush seizing their oil? masterful appeasement strategy lube!
Little Boots, he's in love.
But he'll be home soon
Messiah Obama will unite the US the way he has united the Dimocrat Party!
whining numbnuts-"progressives" would piss themselves if the US seized the Saudi oilfields
Lubyanka | 05.18.08 - 12:47 am | #
Progressives are the only ones that would seize the Saudi oilfields. The GOP is owned by them, lock, stock, and $128.00 barrel. Obama would seize the saudi oil fields, and wingnuts would have a stroke.
Are you sure? I'm pretty sure I saw one at Taco Bell.
JeffCO |
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Hairy Taco Bell?
Lubyanka, are you planning on seizing the Saudi oilfields. If not, why not?
Dang it, now all the tomtrollery has gone and run off Bunter.
whining numbnuts-"progressives" would piss themselves if the US seized the Saudi oilfields
Conservaties and anti-science fundies would shit themselves if we developed a massive and successful alt energy program with solar, wind, and algae-vat fuel.
what the fuck's with the trolls, prom night?
I don't think "girl" has symbol in it, but I could be wrong.
Elias | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:47 am | #
Wow. Very observant. Here's another one for you: "fück off" doesn't normally have an umlaut.
Gus Hall would be John McCain's age now. Think about it. Or don't.
This is indeed a stern rebuke to a single payer healthcare scheme.
Messiah Obama will unite the US the way he has united the Dimocrat Party!
Lubyanka | 05.18.08 - 12:49 am | #
Exactly, as McCain languishes in the high 30s. Be careful what you wish for, and say hello to your new black president.
luby, why do you want to give the saudi terrorists nukes? is it to appease them?
my favorite Moron Troll Says What? has got to be from a few days ago:
dribbles and leans forward
fucking priceless
Nope, still here, just started youtubing Adam Ant. Damn you JeffCO!
Little Boots, he's in love.
But he'll be home soon
Don't ya hate that?!!! Okay, I hope they're happy, the bastards!!!
what the fuck's with the trolls, prom night?
focus, former someplacer
HA! Yeah, but their cousin's busy...
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what the fuck's with the trolls, prom night?
nutroots:
maybe there's a point of agreement here
Mister X, even their sisters got dates. So nothing left for them.
This is a really interesting article on Will Smith's Scientology Academy.
Evening batses.
How goes the war on trolls?
Wow. Very observant. Here's another one for you: "fück off" doesn't normally have an umlaut.
Brøøklyn Gi®l, flîttérmøüse
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Is this an acceptable abbreviation?
Fa'Q?
Nope, still here, just started youtubing Adam Ant. Damn you JeffCO!
Bunter
Did I tell you you're wonderful? I miss you, yes I do!
David, fortunately, we have ronjazz leading us into battle.
No amount of handholding and long walks through flowers could convince the Saudi King to send more oil.
the US should seize Saudi oilfields, which we could do in our sleep
How goes the war on trolls?
The usual... like wading through sub-IQ jello.
How goes the war on trolls?
David (Austin Tx) | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:52 am | #
Like the war in Iraq. Over, and Mission Accomplished. But they're still bombing the Green Zone daily. Trolls are like Al Qaeda, don't know when they've lost.
Mister X, even their sisters got dates. So nothing left for them.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
All they have left is the MONKEY PAW!
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fucking priceless
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
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What's that?
You got fucked by a princess and gave your first blowjob in a whorehouse where?
Elias, you outed yourself, give it up. Pick a new name and grav and start over again.
maybe there's a point of agreement here
Indeed. The whole universe thinks you're a twat.
More on michelle hobama's racist screaching.
http://noquarterusa.net/blog/200...xt-millionaire/
the US should seize Saudi oilfields, which we could do in our sleep
In our sleep? Yay!!! That's how we occupied Iraq, and that worked out great!!!
the US should seize Saudi oilfields, which we could do in our sleep
Lubyanka | 05.18.08 - 12:53 am | #
well, that seems to be the way US foreign policy has been conducted for the past 7 years. Somebody should wake the fuck up.
No amount of handholding and long walks through flowers could convince the Saudi King to send more oil.
what, no hugs, no kisses? what has the "special relationship" between the House of Saud and the House of Bush come to? I guess those GOP voters were sold a bill of goods
If I was a pud I'd just pound myself...
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David, fortunately, we have ronjazz leading us into battle.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Well, I've noticed that we have an infestation of Lubyanka and Elias.
These are two trolls that are so in love with George Bush, that, much like the black knight, they don't even know their arms and legs have been already cut off.
Elias, you outed yourself, give it up. Pick a new name and grav and start over again.
Mr French | 05.18.08 - 12:54 am | #
Which one is he?
Indeed. The whole universe thinks you're a twat.
Thers | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:54 am | #
Too subtle.
More on michelle hobama's racist screaching.
Go back to bed, fuckin' li'l miscreant.
NOW!
got fucked
Moron Troll did what?
the US should seize Saudi oilfields, which we could do in our sleep
And it would only cost more than the oil. How stupid are you? Very or extremely?
hmm i remember when the iraq invasion was going to provide us all with cheap gas. oh, and spread democracy in the middle east. ok hasnt worked out. hey, lets give the saudis nukes!
we havent tried that yet.
JeffCO, *mwah*
I install kitchen cabinets for a living. $5.75 and hour and all the hinges I could possibly want. LOL
Moron Troll did what?
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
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What's that?
You were explaining how you kissed a Saudi's dick and drank his milkshake?
http://noquarterusa.net/blog/200...xt-millionaire/
http://noquarterusa.net/blog/200...xt-millionaire/
http://noquarterusa.net/blog/200...xt-millionaire/
http://noquarterusa.net/blog/200...xt-millionaire/
If I was a pud I'd just pound myself...
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MisterX
If I was a pud, I'd be so embarrassed for myself, that I'd commit seppukku.
However, the actual pud doesn't have that much self-awareness.
Is this an acceptable abbreviation?
Fa'Q?
Elias | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:52 am | #
Gee, I dunno. Let me check the Abbreviation Acceptability Handbook that Atrios gave all of us when we first logged on ... wait, I know it's around here somewhere ...
Okay, looking under "F" ... FaCue ...FaKyoo ... nope! Don't see it! Sorry.
drank his milkshake?
Elias
That's nice dear.
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What's that?
You were explaining how you kissed a Saudi's dick and drank his milkshake?
Elias | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:57 am | #
Weren't you just posting about the joys of Brazilian She-males?
Yes, give the saudis nukes, after all, they attacked us on 9/11. But don't allow Iran to have nuke power, because they never attacked anybody.
It sounds like our foreign policy team is made up of pud, lubyanka and elias, each with his head up the next one's ass.
However, the actual pud doesn't have that much self-awareness.
Or coordination.
Eek!
nutroots atwitter about assertive US foreign policy!
No blood for oil!
No blood for nothing!
We're idiots! Notice us!
How goes the war on trolls?
it's an eternal struggle, but the mass forces shall vanquish the moronic petit-bourgeois maggots, and in a historical struggle, dispatch them with all the finality deserving of these parasites feeding off the people's will
It sounds like our foreign policy team is made up of pud, lubyanka and elias, each with his head up the next one's ass.
ronjazz | 05.18.08 - 12:58 am | #
That's EXACTLY it. Trolls have taken over in Washington.
It sounds like our foreign policy team is made up of pud, lubyanka and elias, each with his head up the next one's ass.
It's rectums, all the way down.
If I was a pud I'd just pound myself...
AS long as a hammer isn't involved, I'm happy.
Anybody could defeat the Saudi military (essentially a warehouse for old US parts which the Saudis do not know how to use) in their sleep; however occupying the monstrous oilfields whilch are surrounded by hostile desert and in a country where everyone pretty much already hates us would not be so easy. In other words, it's kind of sad that Iraq and SA are so similar now considering how different their military profile was.
Or coordination.
montag | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:59 am | #
Or courage.
http://noquarterusa.net/blog/200...xt-millionaire/
It sounds like our foreign policy team is made up of pud, lubyanka and elias, each with his head up the next one's ass.
ronjazz
Daisy Chain Asshole Trolls!
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"Here Lies Lester Moore
Took Four Slugs
From a .44
No Less
No More"
We're idiots! Notice us!
Lubyanka | 05.18.08 - 12:59 am | #
Lubby's quoting McCain's campaign!
Most shocking was the revelation that contrary to his public image as a patriotic and incorruptible defender of American ideals, a man of the highest integrity, McCain was no mere dupe, a guileless soul led astray by his honorable instincts. No. We were told that instead, John McCain was a conscious party to this dark betrayal, a man who eagerly and even desperately seized this chance to amass power for himself, to feed his own insatiable ego, his lust for the spotlight, and the consequences for the American people be damned.
Leftwing smear artists have taken over the internet. The only rational option available to us is to shut it down.
petit-bourgeois maggots,
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What's that?
You say you prefer small [derogatory term for gays]
dick and drank
Moron Troll says what?
How about some nice twee disaffected French youth thing from Soko?
nothing says appeasement like giving the saudis nukes. first bush withdraws troops, now he wants to give them nukes. good times for osama, republicans!
Monsieur has the most bizarre movie on that I've seen in ages.
"Lars and the Real Girl."
I'm not sure what to make of it. I do know there are no large, hungry reptiles in it.
prefer small
Moron Troll says what?
Chripes, is Elias still here bothering everyone?
HOBAMA: http://noquarterusa.net/blog/200...xt-millionaire/
There was this one day when I was putting the door on a cabinet. The mobile home I was working in was especially hot. While it was sweaty, I managed to get that door on. Come hell or high water, I know cabinets. My boss was talking about a raise to $6.25
Terry, when is he not?
Dude seriously needs a life.
Define "bothering"
Some of you just don't tire of posting the same thing, night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night after night. Do you?
What is the appeal?
nothing says appeasement like giving the saudis nukes. first bush withdraws troops, now he wants to give them nukes. good times for osama, republicans!
pretzelattack | 05.18.08 - 1:01 am | #
I read somewhere that Bush is sending 100,000 cases of boxcutters to Saudi madrasses.
dick and drank
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
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What's that?
You drank what from who's dick?
Hi. My name is pud, and I dream of George Bush, naked.
The only rational option available to us is to shut it down.
Umm, sure. Let us know when you figure out how. Maybe, right after you sort out how pajama buttons work.
Both Bush and I are naked in my dream.
Umm, sure. Let us know when you figure out how. Maybe, right after you sort out how pajama buttons work.
It was a joke.
For fuck's sake.
What's that?
You drank what from who's dick?
Elias | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 1:03 am | #
You just posted about how you'd bang a she-male.
Terry, when is he not?
Dude seriously needs a life.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
Jezus, I left for a couple of hours and I return and he's still here.
So is dickyanker.
drank what
Moron Troll says what?
I do know there are no large, hungry reptiles in it.
Can't be much of a movie then.
You need Reptilicus.
David, eeuw. Just...eeuw.
a she-male
What the hell?
Both Bush and I are naked in my dream.
pud
I knew it!
Toons, I do.
Earlier, we watched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Now, that's entertainment
drank what
Moron Troll says what?
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
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You were yanking on who?
It's rectums, all the way down.
Mr French
lol, "To Serve Man" is a proctology manual ...
Apostate, I think this is actually a normal Saturday night here.
the US should seize Saudi oilfields, which we could do in our sleep
Lubyanka | 05.18.08 - 12:53 am
Which, I guess, is why Bush and Cheney are deep-6'ing Saudi schlong.
Both Bush and I are naked in my dream.
Silly boy. I bet you think you're gonna get a reach-around.
David, eeuw. Just...eeuw.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
It really is gross, isn't it.
Unless one is Elias of Lubyanka.
In which case, they are pissed off that it's not them dreaming that.
a she-male
What the hell?
Apostate | 05.18.08 - 1:05 am | #
We don't discriminate. Well, we can't discriminate, if we ever want to get laid.
I think this is actually a normal Saturday night here.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Oh, okay.
Completely not my thing.
See you around.
There is a "whitey tape:"
http://noquarterusa.net/blog/200...xt-millionaire/
Adddress the issues, Dimbulbcraps!
What's with this "latent" shit?
You ever seen any of them thar Brazilian shemales? Tell me you wouldn't hit one if you had enough juice in you...
Elias | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:33 am | #
I'm watching Tombstone.
Usher didn't seem too enthused when shaking McCains hand.
sheets
S
H
E
E
T
S
And they're clean!
Earlier, we watched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Now, that's entertainment -Sallyh
I don't remember any giant lizards in that. Horrid deathage, but no eatage.
Lee Marvin, on TCM, stands in front of the same rockpile on the Esstern side of the Sierra's 78% of the rest of Hollywood westerns used as a backdrop. which is why you get such a vague and unsettling sense of deja vu when you drive up the road to the Mt. Whitney trailhead.
Gilly Gonzylon
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I think ur one a them thar She males, ain't you?
Adddress the issues, Dimbulbcraps!
pud | 05.18.08 - 1:08 am | #
raise some issues, instead of running lies from nutcases.
Comment by pud blocked.
Another one that never leaves.
drive up the road to the Mt. Whitney trailhead.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
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Who did you give head to?
It was a joke.
Sorry, it seemed sincere. Seemed too explicative to be satire. *shrug*
raise some issues, instead of running lies from nutcases.
pud's dream | 05.18.08 - 1:09 am | #
http://noquarterusa.net/blog/200...xt-millionaire/
Larry Johnstons was a hero to you when when he was sucking off Valerie Plame and her promoter...I mean hubsand...
sheets
Yes! What?
Adddress the issues, Dimbulbcraps!
Until we actually, you know, SEE a tape and have more than a friend of my cousin Bob's hairdresser's brother as a witness, there is no issue.
white Dimocrat women:
"we don't want no bro before us hos.."
I still need an answer.
road to Whitney trailhead = B-Western City
Hey, I opened for these guys once......many years after this one big hit......still damn cool
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