I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
It great to be a Florida Gator,
You're sheeting me.
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S-A-T-U-R D-A-Y
NIGHT!
It's not so great to type w/o precision, however.
{{{Jeffraham!!!}}}
So happy to see you. It's been a long day.
Come to think of it, it's been a long year. Two long years, actually.
yay - sheeties!
Enjoy
Easy for you to say.
That's right, Cheney, they called you a war criminal. They being vets. Something you're not.
I love weather like that
I do too. The wind is whistling.
Sheet, yeah!
mcdonalds here is doing the wasabi fillet o'fish special
Tom - 大肚腩
Wasai?
Eat that and climb the bun tower, eh?
Oh, not right time of year. Nevermind.
The wind is whistling.
It was a dark and stormy night.
Oh, not right time of year. Nevermind.
Barry from AK in Shanghai | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 8:28 pm
wasabi always goes with fish? raw or reprocessed deep fried battered
Barry, have you flown to India?
Monsieur is going to Chennai in December for business purposes. Looks like one fucking long flight.
Cat Stevens - Another Saturday Night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a...h?
v=aLeWB3C2cLo
DuaneV!
I've gotta drive to CO.
DO NOT WANT.
I wonder if the nine o'clock show Gromit is watching is As Time Goes By?
I don't know that any city is "natural."
Tomorrow's Frank Rich today
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/1...ion/
16rich.html
The protests today have inspired me, but it also breaks my heart that the wingnuts in this country think that 2 people who love each other shouldn't be allowed to marry.
We spend such a relatively short time on the third rock from the sun, how dare they deny happiness to people?
Fuck the mouthbreathers.
Moe, you're saying concrete rivers are unnatural?
I had no idea 
Sallyh, is your house okay? Do you know?
I must be stupid, cause I seem to be alone in thinking Ed Hale is threat.
Most seem to think of him as an idiot, ... well given.
His peoples are the ones that made the spikes in the SS Obama threats.
Oh.... got it.... the SS is on him.
Oh, I'm back to poking my pig in a cage, hee hee, he's under cotrol.
Shit.. I'm gonna miss that 50 bucks an hour Obama paid me to dork with Ed.
Hee, .... not, will be glad he's gone.
trifecta, I'd planned to attend the one in West Hollywood today.
Then we had to get out of Dodge.
I mean, I suppose everything we do is "natural" in a sense, but in another sense, probably nothing. Las Vegas, well, pick one or the other.
Rich....
The trouble is far more fundamental than that. The G.O.P. ran out of steam and ideas well before George W. Bush took office and Tom DeLay ran amok, and it is now more representative of 20th-century South Africa during apartheid than 21st-century America. The proof is in the vanilla pudding. When David Letterman said that the 10 G.O.P. presidential candidates at an early debate looked like “guys waiting to tee off at a restricted country club,” he was the first to correctly call the election.
It's actually kind of cold here.
mer, my house is fine, and my neighborhood has no evacuation orders in effect.
I don't know that any city is "natural."
Moe Szyslak, hookers & blow | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 8:30 pm | #
If a termite mound is, a city is, IMO.
OK, outta here for now.
Be well bats.
Monsieur is going to Chennai in December for business purposes. Looks like one fucking long flight.
Sallyh
We flew to Delhi last December. 14 freaking nonstop hours from Newark to Delhi in a packed to the rafters 777, with probably 30 babes on laps (families going to visit relatives for Christmas). But the mood was jovial and all of the kids were delightful. We made some friends on that flight.
Another Saturday Night and I ain't got nobody,
I have some money, cause I just got paid.
How I wish I had someone to talk to,
I'm in an awful way.
4Legs, that must please you.
And will make the gurrlz's beautiful coats thicker and fluffier, if that's possible
I mean, I suppose everything we do is "natural" in a sense, but in another sense, probably nothing. Las Vegas, well, pick one or the other.
Moe Szyslak, hookers & blow | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 8:33 pm | # [kill]
I'd say stupidity comes to us pretty naturally....
Gromit, he's going by way of Singapore. Just getting to Singapore from LAX has to be incredibly long.
Sorry, I was responding to Chris Tucker at the end of last thread. Looks like he hasn't come up here...
I'm back
Hey Uncle B! How are ya?
I wonder if the nine o'clock show Gromit is watching is As Time Goes By?
:tonguestickingout:
Episode of Battlestar Galactica on DVD, actually.
Speaking of "nature"...Yangtze from East to West.
Mo Dowd, still obsessed with The Clenis
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/1...ion/
16dowd.html
There is something most disturbing about watching the demise of Jonestown punctuated by jingle-bell enriched advertising.
Where the fuck all the people?
Mo Dowd, still obsessed with The Clenis
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/1...ion/ 16dowd.html
P O'Neill
I read Frank, (thank you) but I am not reading Mo. Blech.
billy b, perhaps your gravatar scared them away. 
Episode of Battlestar Galactica on DVD, actually
My second choice was porn.
The wind just knocked me offline.
I think I might want to light candles in case.
sallyh, glad to hear all is well. I saw earlier that you and the asthmatic Monsieur did the prudent thing.
the asthmatics = band name!
Sallyh or people in the know:
What is a 'sundowner' and what does it have to do with wildfires?
Life is still sucking
OC Register Map for Yorba Linda & Brea fires
Life is still sucking
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher
Why?
What is a 'sundowner' and what does it have to do with wildfires?
A wind that strengthens at sunset. Blows the fire like a bellows.
I've been watching this HBO series called True Blood - a dramedy on modern day vampires and their fight for their rights to integrate into a mortal society. Not bad, nowhere near as good as Rome, but a much lower budget.
What is a 'sundowner' and what does it have to do with wildfires?
Gromit
Gromit, I meant to respond to your question in the last thread, but I got caught up in preparing my dinner.
Sundowners are high winds that come up after the sun sets, usually because the temperature change is pretty significant, especially in coastal areas.
Sundowners frequently accompany some Santa Ana winds (winds from the NE or SE, ie, off the desert in SoCal), and they make the lives of firefighters pure hell.
That's the layperson's version.
"Why?"
My middle son is having mental health issues - and is wanting to address these issues with me by telling me to go fuck myself.
I have 10+ hours of work to do this weekend still.
My school is going to be a hell hole.
billy b, perhaps your gravatar scared them away.
That's actually a billy b creation.
{{{{Uncle Blodge}}}}
Thanks
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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True Blood is based on a series of books, the Southern Vampire Mysteries by Charlaine Harris.
It's directed by Alan Ball (Six Feet Under, American Beauty)
Uncle Blodge:
Address middle son. Most important.
F*c* work. Work will always be waiting.
JMHO.
the asthmatics = band name!
Gilly Gonzylon | 11.15.08 - 8:41 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
There are a few already, IIRC....
BRANDENBURG, Ky. (AP) - A central Kentucky jury has ordered the Ku Klux Klan, a Klan leader and a former follower to pay $2.5 million to a teenager who was beaten by a pair of white supremacists at a county fair in 2006.
http://www.wave3.com/global/stor...y.asp?
s=9354327
Fuck the kluckers hard.
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Where the fuck all the people?
billy b | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 8:38 pm
Eleanor Rigby waits by the window...
What is a 'sundowner' and what does it have to do with wildfires?
Thank you.
I wondered that meself...
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 8:45 pm |
Hoo Boy, Uncle B, it sounds like you've got an overflowing plate, and not in a good way.
Hang in there, and maybe take a long, relaxing walk, breathing deeply as you go.
I know it ain't much, but I'm pulling for you.
Oh well, my good mood was bound to clash with reality.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
20...u_n_144095.html
At Standish, Maine, a sign inside the Oak Hill General Store read: "Osama Obama Shotgun Pool." Customers could sign up to bet $1 on a date when Obama would be killed. "Stabbing, shooting, roadside bombs, they all count," the sign said. At the bottom of the marker board was written "Let's hope someone wins."
billy b, it's a good one. Just bugging you.
I say hug the kid.
Do the work in the middle of the night, like me
and, hmmm, just pay attention to the kids in school, fuck the administration.
Stay classy, Republicans!
Cross burnings. Schoolchildren chanting "Assassinate Obama." Black figures hung from nooses. Racial epithets scrawled on homes and cars.
Incidents around the country referring to President-elect Barack Obama are dampening the postelection glow of racial progress and harmony, highlighting the stubborn racism that remains in America.
From California to Maine, police have documented a range of alleged crimes, from vandalism and vague threats to at least one physical attack. Insults and taunts have been delivered by adults, college students and second-graders.
There have been "hundreds" of incidents since the election, many more than usual, said Mark Potok, director of the Intelligence Project at the Southern Poverty Law Center, which monitors hate crimes.
One was in Snellville, Ga., where Denene Millner said a boy on the school bus told her 9-year-old daughter the day after the election: "I hope Obama gets assassinated." That night, someone trashed her sister-in-law's front lawn, mangled the Obama lawn signs, and left two pizza boxes filled with human feces outside the front door, Millner said.
True Blood is based on a series of books, the Southern Vampire Mysteries by Charlaine Harris.
It's directed by Alan Ball (Six Feet Under, American Beauty)
virgotex☮☼☠ | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 8:48 pm | #
We like it.
Address middle son. Most important.
F*c* work. Work will always be waiting.
JMHO.
spam spam bacon spam
Well sure, but how?
We like it.
you and the kittehs?
That's right, Cheney, they called you a war criminal. They being vets. Something you're not.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 8:28 pm | #
Makes me proud to be an American.
Uncle B
Always glad to read tarot for Atriots
Oh well, my good mood was bound to clash with reality
We're flushing them out now. Humiliation to ensue.
I'm partial to the Mary Janice Davidson series of "Undead and..." books. Set in Minneapolis. I like the local flavor.
billy b, it's a good one. Just bugging you
Bug away my dear. I like the attention.
I just picked up a copy of Fleetwood Mac's "Mystery to Me" this week.
Hadn't listened to it in years.
Noice. Real noice.
This is Humiliation?
I thought it was Arguments
Naturday Tight Shread!
Stay classy, Republicans!
I was appalled to hear that at Texas A&M, the college republicans organized (this is prior to the election) an event where they put up a huge poster of Obama and students were invited to throw eggs at it.
On campus.
Apparently university officials were appalled but decided they couldn't legally stop it.
(was told by a friend who is in graduate school there and can't wait to get out of College Station)
So, some john recovers his Chevy Blazer. Big deal.
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Cross burnings. Schoolchildren chanting "Assassinate Obama." Black figures hung from nooses. Racial epithets scrawled on homes and cars.
Incidents around the country referring to President-elect Barack Obama are dampening the postelection glow of racial progress and harmony, highlighting the stubborn racism that remains in America.
Well, I already knew America was a racist cesspool, so I'll continue to comfort myself with the fact that it's not quite as much of a racist cesspool as I'd previously thought.
I should also add that some of these folks probably aren't Republicans....
you and the kittehs?
and the niece who is living with me this year.
Jeffraham Prestonian
You gotta stop watching Cops.
Ali:
Priorities.
Draw a bead on your main goal.
Sure, you'll still shower, shave and work, but not to the depth or extent that'd you would normally when you're on a mission.
And mission=son.
(was told by a friend who is in graduate school there and can't wait to get out of College Station)
fourlegsgood, gloater | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 8:53 pm
And in case the resident sockpuppet Aggie shows up...
Baylor 41
Texas A&M 21
*titter*
Sigh
I remember when my sons took their first steps
today elder son comes home with first hickey
Shared Humanity | 11.15.08 - 8:49 pm
Sometimes it sucks living in the whitest state in the nation. The KKK was big in Poland Spring back in the 30's. Folks dint like teh Catlick French Canadiens.
Well, I already knew America was a racist cesspool, so I'll continue to comfort myself with the fact that it's not quite as much of a racist cesspool as I'd previously thought.
I should also add that some of these folks probably aren't Republicans....
I haz a hope that they'll watch Obama in action for the next eight years and realize their racist fears were stupid.
Yeah, I know. Kind of a stupid hope.
first hickey that you could see, Erin.
ms fahrenheit: You gotta stop watching Cops.
But it's fascinating!
Really... in all my many interactions with John Law, I've never been handcuffed, never been arrested.
I just don't understand how stupid someone has to be to get tackled like these folx on TV!
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today elder son comes home with first hickey
ooooh, well it's good to know he is getting some, isn't it?
Sorry. Are you okay? No, I'm sure he is not having sex with that girl!
JeffP...I bet you keep your shirt on in public too!
Freeze forecast for tonight. Both my fluffbutt cats are enjoying the cool air and a chance to parade their plush in all its glory. .
Erin, you will be a granny some day.
Baylor 41
Texas A&M 21
*titter*
To be fair, Baylor has a pretty decent team this year.
On the other hand, the aggies really are awful this season.
mnkid: JeffP...I bet you keep your shirt on in public too!
Of course... zoning laws, an' whatnot.
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Let's not talk about hand cuffs tonight.
"Let's not talk about hand cuffs tonight."
what if they're fur lined?
Allen White is on Hucklebee's Faux show.
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today elder son comes home with first hickey
ErinPDX | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 8:55 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
I put some of my mother's face powder on mine, and then wore a high-collared sweater. Didn't fool my parents.
I tried a couple of band-aids at school, and claimed I'd been scratched by a cat. It would've worked, too, if I hadn't imitated the cat swatting at my neck and pulled the band-aids off.
ms fahrenheit: Let's not talk about hand cuffs tonight.
I'm just sayin', LEOs have not been able to practice their love on me.
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Let's not talk about hand cuffs tonight.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars | 11.15.08 - 8:58 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
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hmmm.
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion..."
yes, I'm watching Blade Runner on Sci Fi channel.
Yeah, I know. Kind of a stupid hope.
Not at all.
Ain't gonna happen, but it's a good hope.
It's about time to start busting heads.
Andre Williams
Bacon Fat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=4...feature=related
I've always found "Cops" a little bizarre. Often they seem to use $50K worth of time and resource to bust into a house to find a few nickle bags.
Is it a crime, yes. Is it worth all this resource, it's arguable.
what if they're fur lined?
No flirting!
(Except for Erin's boys.)
OK, my dinner is finally ready, so I'm off.
Oh, and I put up Bonus Critter Blogging.
Click on the link for a pretty interesting little article about the subject.
Freeze forecast for tonight. Both my fluffbutt cats are enjoying the cool air and a chance to parade their plush in all its glory. . - virgotex☮☼☠
They of course will be expecting priority seating in the warmest, softest place when they return from their adventures.
Not at all.
Ain't gonna happen, but it's a good hope.
One can hope, yes?
Sorry. Are you okay? No, I'm sure he is not having sex with that girl!
ms fahrenheit
We found out that one of our kids had started by finding a drawerful of massage, sex, and contraceptive paraphernalia in the loft of our rec room.
The other one was more circumspect.
macacawitz: Is it a crime, yes. Is it worth all this resource, it's arguable.
Yes, the drug war is an intolerable waste.
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first hickey that you could see, Erin.
my exact words!
"mom, this isn't my first hickey."
Cute octopus.
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Hickies are human graffiti. Never understood the allure of "Kilroy was here!" on my neck.
Let's not talk about hand cuffs tonight.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars | 11.15.08 - 8:58 pm | # [kill]
OK. We can talk about the the Fuckzall, instead.
Saturday nights alright
Never understood the allure of "Kilroy was here!" on my neck.
mnkid, ♥'s Pres. Obama
because they're not sure what to do next, they stall on hickeys for a while.
After due consideration we will include language that advances certain claims in Australia and Namibia in the assertion we will make.
Never understood the allure of "Kilroy was here!" on my neck.
Not the look, the taste.
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all of you
finding a drawerful of massage, sex, and contraceptive paraphernalia
Only good parenting skill would be to take it and use it yourself, of course.
Given the circumstances outlined in the earlier post, any takes on what the "A&M" in Texas A&M stands for?
I want some pie
Real?
http://www.woosk.com/2008/11/def...n-of-
lucky.html
The other one was more circumspect.
Gromit | 11.15.08 - 9:01 pm
Mine made the mistake of leaving condom wrappers on the hallway floor...dead.giveaway.
Only good parenting skill would be to take it and use it yourself, of course.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars | 11.15.08 - 9:04 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
That'll turn 'em celibate overnight.
OK. We can talk about the the Fuckzall, instead.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 9:02 pm
Please tell me that isn't similar to the sawzall.
A&M stands for Agricultural & Mechanical.
We can talk about the the Fuckzall, instead
Nah, not that either. Try again.
Mine made the mistake of leaving condom wrappers on the hallway floor...dead.giveaway.
therealhellkitty
"Um, you told me how important they were, so I was just practicing to make sure I knew how to use them."
Mine made the mistake of leaving condom wrappers on the hallway floor...dead.giveaway.
therealhellkitty | 11.15.08 - 9:04 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
Kids often keep 'em and fool around with 'em for a long time before they actually use 'em. But I assume you had other evidence.
"http://www.woosk.com/2008/11/definition-of-
lucky.html"
That video is a perfect metaphor for the McCain/Palin campaign.
Time for a book. Have a good evening Bats.
Mystery to Me was put out in 1974 and has a reggae tune on it.
That's insane.
"Please tell me that isn't similar to the sawzall."
be disturbed - be very disturbed
ms fahrenheit: Nah, not that either. Try again.
Pope on a Rope™?
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Nah, not that either. Try again.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars | 11.15.08 - 9:06 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
Trains going into tunnels?
Well, what are we allowed to talk about ms. F?
Kids often keep 'em and fool around with 'em for a long time before they actually use 'em. But I assume you had other evidence.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 9:07 pm
Well, he was 17 at the time, I was working out of town 5 days a week so he held the fort. He's pretty mature and not the type to take any unnecessary risks.
Democrats turned my boyfriend homo 
Given the circumstances outlined in the earlier post, any takes on what the "A&M" in Texas A&M stands for?
agriculture and military
or maybe mechanical
or possibly moronic
Please tell me that isn't similar to the sawzall.
It is a Sawzall. It just doesn't have a blade.
It's quite cold here, tonight. Last night, I had the balcony door open. Tonight, it's 40°F and 20mph winds.
.
some of the atriots met this gal, who is a solid lefty thank goodness
be disturbed - be very disturbed
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 9:07 pm
Wait, I'll come in again
Jeffraham Prestonian
[drops head] Laughs.
Gromit, Oh Gromit...could you work on these guys?
Democrats turned my boyfriend homo
Quit desecrating my given name, bitch.
My wife made certain that all of our kids (2 daughter & 2 sons) were versed in and armed with appropriate contraceptives as they approached the age where they might consider being sexually active. Along with this they were advised and encouraged to consider not actually needing to use them.
It has worked out well, so far.
Given the circumstances outlined in the earlier post, any takes on what the "A&M" in Texas A&M stands for?
All kidding aside, Texas A&M is a top-notch engineering school.
"Paths of Glory" on TCM.
Stanley Kubrick, 1957
Well, what are we allowed to talk about ms. F?
Even while drinking I turn into the house matron?
dead.giveaway - therealhellkitty
Mom, I use for chewing gum, honest. They last longer. No, really. Why don't you believe me?
some of the atriots met this gal, who is a solid lefty thank goodness
ErinPDX
I know I saw her, but she was too busy making googly eyes at your son to talk.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
I think I missed ya, before.
In 52 minutes, you can see Cops on Fox. The second episode is a recent repeat, though.
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Ali, vodka agenda
LOL
I believe the M stands for Mining.
Even while drinking I turn into the house matron?
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars | 11.15.08 - 9:12 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
You're obviously not drinking enough.
Quit desecrating my given name, bitch.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 11.15.08 - 9:11 pm
Y ur u jumping on my shit, I'm the victim here.
{{{Jeffraham!!!}}}
Sorry, was on the phone with my sister in law.
Hey Richard!
The Pits: Georgia's GOP Swipes the Peach State
The Pits: Georgia's GOP Swipes the Peach State
by Greg Palast
for SuicideGirls.com - November 5, 2008
The evil little &*%$'s are doing it again.
Even as they drown in the anger of platoons of pissed-off voters, Republican operatives are swiping ballots with both hands.
Ground zero is Georgia. It's here where the sick little vulture named Saxby Chambliss won the US Senate seat six years ago by calling his Democratic opponent, a guy who'd lost three limbs in Vietnam, a friend of Osama bin Laden.
There's no way in hell that Chambliss can slime his way back into the Senate in the face of over half a million newly registered voters (Black and young - 69% for Obama) without jacking them out of their votes. That's what the Republicans are up to. Right now. As we speak.
http://www.gregpalast.com/
Democrats turned my boyfriend homo
Sad Sally
That's what he told you. Maybe you should write to Savage Love.
It has worked out well, so far.
Shared Humanity | 11.15.08 - 9:11 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
My mother's refrain was "wear your galoshes."
My grandfather went to A&M for two years and left to go to World War I. My uncle graduated in '42 and went to Africa and Italy in WWII. Awarded a bronze star there.
Sallyh: Sorry, was on the phone with my sister in law.
By the time I got up this morning, and saw where MSNBC was reporting the fires, I went right into Google Maps and the LAT website, and flashed over here, where I saw that you were heading out. Whew!
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Democrats turned my boyfriend homo
Sad Sally
Not to be presumptuous but I suspect an awful heterosexual experience might have contributed to this circumstance.
If you're disinclined to polish his knob, someone else will.
All kidding aside, Texas A&M is a top-notch engineering school.
xcpt for the collapse of their mega barn fire thing a few years back.
yes, I'm watching Blade Runner on Sci Fi channel.
fourlegsgood, gloater
I've done...questionable things.
/Rutger Hauer
The A&M is Agricultural & Military.
You're obviously not drinking enough.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
I'm trying. It wouldn't be my first choice, if given the opportunity.
That's what he told you.
Ali, vodka agenda |
good point. i once had a fella i like use that line on me. next time i saw him, he was engaged. to a woman. well, she was kinda masculine.
Personally I think the whole A&M thing has jumped the shark. I was thinking along the lines of Assholes and Misfits.
Democrats turned my boyfriend homo
Sad Sally
You should find a good trial lawyer and sue.
ina, thursday
I hate it when that happens.
Curly loves his chin skritches.
.
Bloody hell.
I don't know what "turning off the dialogue" in iTunes means and it keeps crashing Senuti.
I'm trying. It wouldn't be my first choice, if given the opportunity.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars | 11.15.08 - 9:16 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
What wouldn't?
Sad Sally
Accept responsibility.
What wouldn't?
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
Drinking. You said I wasn't drinking enough.
Keep up, dammit.
Mom, I use for chewing gum, honest. They last longer. No, really. Why don't you believe me?
bo | 11.15.08 - 9:12 pm |
I really wasn't too worried. Sex isn't anathema in our house and we are realists. Kids are gonna do it. I just wanted him and his sister to be careful. When she turned 16 and acquired a boyfriend I took her to the clinic for BC. She has had 2 boyfriends and is now 23.
Accept responsibility.
BedBug | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 9:18 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
And then turn a queer straight, to restore cosmic equilibrium.
Stoopit local winger thinks acreage can vote.
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Friend of mine had his girl friend dump him for another woman.
Ouch.
I just wanted him and his sister to be careful.
I started to, and then I stopped myself.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
When you copied my comment, it included the phrase [kill][hide comment]. How is that?
ms. f, I had a 129 word post about handcuffs, I was about to click enter, and then... you said I couldn't.
And then turn a queer straight, to restore cosmic equilibrium.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
Yeh, that too,
When you copied my comment, it included the phrase [kill][hide comment]. How is that?
Shared Humanity | 11.15.08 - 9:20 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
You'll find out when you least expect it.
:terrorist fist bump: Hey again
I just wanted him and his sister to be careful.
/Does not make incest joke.
A&M Agricultural and Mechanical (school, as in Texas A&M)
From the Free Dictionary online.
When my kids went on dates I us to give them that video of Marge and me doin' the Wild Thing during Jimi's Monterey performanace.
ms. f, I had a 129 word post about handcuffs, I was about to click enter, and then... you said I couldn't.
Ali, vodka agenda | 11.15.08 - 9:20 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
This is the saddest story I ever heard.
Friend of mine had his girl friend dump him for another woman.
Ouch.
spam spam bacon spam
Two guys I know had their wives dump them for other women.
Or three. I think I'm forgetting somebody.
Phila: You'll find out when you least expect it.
I always carry a bag of lime, plastic sheeting and a shovel under the seat of my scooter.
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Hee hee...
Feel free to jump right into this thread..
http://pub29.bravenet.com/forum/...129/show/
935848
I need help, OK?
Hecate owes me a triple Pernod with a brandy float.
us = use, I took the brown acid man
Stoopit local winger thinks acreage can vote.
That's really offensive:
We knew the ‘overpopulation centers’ would favor the Democrats, who effectively promised more and more giveaways and expanded social programs, using OPiuM (Other People’s Money).
Of course, blue states receive far more in government money than they pay in taxes...
Hecate owes me a triple Pernod with a brandy float.
/Pours liberally
I just wanted him and his sister to be careful.
/Does not make incest joke.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
much appreciated. we are after all not in the Ozarks.
Ali, vodka agenda
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Hecate
I may be needing a place to stay. How many people are offering their floors to DFHs?
Shared Humanity, it shows up beside everybody's name, if you have killfile installed.
It shows that Phila hasn't killfiled you.
You'll find out when you least expect it.
Speaks in riddles, he does.
When my kids went on dates I us to give them that video of Marge and me doin' the Wild Thing during Jimi's Monterey performanace.
Dom the Dem dad
Nice, very nice.
When you copied my comment, it included the phrase [kill][hide comment]. How is that?
Shared Humanity | 11.15.08 - 9:20 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
Actually, it's 'cause I'm using killfile, which allows me to cast tenth-rate performance artists like "Sad Sally" into the Outer Darkness, where there is wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Of course, blue states receive far more in government money than they pay in taxes...
Moe Szyslak, hookers & blow
Truthiness. The opium of the masses.
I may be needing a place to stay. How many people are offering their floors to DFHs?
stoat has rooms and I may be able to fit in one more person on a sleeping bag.
Stoopit local winger thinks acreage can vote.
Only in minor governmental bodies like the U.S. Senate and Electoral College.
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I once dumped my right hand for my left hand. It's amazing how one didn't know what the other was doing. They shook and made up.
Okay, Barry, I went over and put my .0002 in
Two guys I know had their wives dump them for other women.
Yup, I know of two married men to whom the same thing happened. In both cases the new woman was an upgrade by any standard.
There's a time for drugs and a time to be sane,
Jimi Hendrix makes love to Marilyn's remains!
stoat has rooms and I may be able to fit in one more person on a sleeping bag.
I am very sad because I don't think I'm going to be able to find tickets to anything.
Well, I had two lesbian friends that had a beautiful daughter, and then one of them left for A MAN.
A pilot no less. [glares at Barry}
I don't think I'm going to be able to find tickets to anything.
Almost nonexistent at this point. They're saying that over a million people will be coming to DC.
There's a time for drugs and a time to be sane,
Jimi Hendrix makes love to Marilyn's remains!
I am the ultimate God! | 11.15.08 - 9:26 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
A classic, of sorts.
Isn't Eschacon suppose to be in DeeCee next year?
Are we having Eschacon next year?
Well, I had two lesbian friends that had a beautiful daughter, and then one of them left for A MAN.
They'll all come around, once they experience a real man.
[ducks]
HBK
Molly had said something bout April in DC several months ago, but I haven't heard anything definite.
Are we having Eschacon next year?
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 9:28 pm | #
Yes. We took a vote and you are organizing it.
Personally I think the whole A&M thing has jumped the shark. I was thinking along the lines of Assholes and Misfits.
Given the jokes, it ought to stand for Ambulatory & Monitored.
That said, the ones with the biggest mouths and the least ability, in my experience, are out of Texas Tech.
Are we having Eschacon next year?
I, of course, think it should be sometime around when I graduate.
(It's all about me all of the time)
Isn't Eschacon suppose to be in DeeCee next year?
Freaking Anchorage!
Bastion of democracy, we are 10-0 in corruption cases.
Oh, nice legal, not so good lego side.
DC DC DC DC!
Are we having Eschacon next year?
I'm game, and will travel anywhere there is reasonable airfare. Or Barry can pick us up and we can go on one of his world tours.
My only request is that we have the con somewhere with a large outdoor hot tub.
I would love to go to DC for an Eschacon.
I would love to go to the Inauguration, but it is not in the cards.
Yes. We took a vote and you are organizing it.
Ali, vodka agenda | 11.15.08 - 9:29 pm
Event/club/association rule #1. Never be the first one to ask the question "who is organizing this thing"?
Are we having Eschacon next year?
My red DFH shirt is already off, it's the group sex mandated by OBama!
Wheee!
motherfucking haloscan
eating my post.
Almost nonexistent at this point. They're saying that over a million people will be coming to DC.
I don't see any point in coming if I can't get tickets to anything.
that said, I'm calling in favors, because I'd like to come celebrate.
The rumor mill says Eschaton is headed for Wasilla.
somewhere with a large outdoor hot tub.
We could try to heat up the tidal basin I suppose . . . .
Ali I am hopelessly inept at organizing.
Ms. F when do you graduate?
A pilot no less. [glares at Barry}
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars | 11.15.08 - 9:27 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
The only truly frightening person I've had to deal with in a triangle situation was a lesbian punk who was not AT ALL happy when her girlfriend decided she'd rather be with me. She actually kicked my door down.
If i can I'm going to the whole eschacon, not just a few hours of it.
yes, I'm watching Blade Runner on Sci Fi channel.
fourlegsgood, gloater
I've done...questionable things.
/Rutger Hauer
So am I, hbk. I can't even organize myself.
Ms. f is reallly good at organizing...
My only request is that we have the con somewhere with a large outdoor hot tub.
Gromit
abso fucking lutely.
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
I don't see any point in coming if I can't get tickets to anything.
that said, I'm calling in favors, because I'd like to come celebrate.
I think V4V and Mrs. f. are coordinating the Eschaparty. It' will be v exclusive!
[ducks]
Moe Szyslak, hookers & blow | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 9:29 pm | #
You, my friend, are living on the edge.
Moe!!!
Don't be so confident. I had sex with your wife last night.
I've done...questionable things.
/Rutger Hauer
a dingo ate the baby
like hit F5 and double a Bladerunner reset...
Don't be so confident. I had sex with your wife last night.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars
comment o' the week.
I don't see any point in coming if I can't get tickets to anything.
Me and a couple of buddies from the regoinal Obama office were thinking of going to the bath house and celebrating by gerbiling, wanna join?
Don't be so confident. I had sex with your wife last night.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars
That's really, really hawt. I'm gonna be up all night thinking about it.
Latest from LAFD on Sayre Fire.
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CURRENT SIZE: 8000 Acres (estimate).
CONTAINMENT: 20%.
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#LAFIRE Twitter is almost all comments on the Anaheim Hills, Brea, etc fire.
Lot of houses getting hit and wind is up.
I disagree.
I'm not a fan of Richardson's.
bo, you are nowhere near the fire, are you?
Cross burnings. Schoolchildren chanting "Assassinate Obama." Black figures hung from nooses. Racial epithets scrawled on homes and cars.
Don't be so confident. I had sex with your wife last night.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars | 11.15.08 - 9:33 pm | #
That couldn't be true, because I was with Moe's wife all last night, plus Mr. Moe, plus a small donkey.
Wow, sex thread this early?
I'm not the only one who drank too much at supper
Incidents around the country referring to President-elect Barack Obama are dampening the postelection glow of racial progress and harmony, highlighting the stubborn racism that remains in America.
From California to Maine, police have documented a range of alleged crimes, from vandalism and vague threats to at least one physical attack. Insults and taunts have been delivered by adults, college students and second-graders.
NBC rpts out of 600 units, 124 saved in Sylmar Oakridge Mobile Home Park. - Twitter
I am in Singapore, Sunday morning, and this topic does not look anything like worship.
Wow, sex thread this early?
Some of us are leaving soon.
[drums fingers; waits for shower to stop]
That said, the ones with the biggest mouths and the least ability, in my experience, are out of Texas Tech.
montag
HEY!
One incident in Snellville, Ga., where Denene Millner said a boy on the school bus told her 9-year-old daughter the day after the election: "I hope Obama gets assassinated." That night, someone trashed her sister-in-law's front lawn, mangled the Obama lawn signs, and left two pizza boxes filled with human feces outside the front door, Millner said.
I think V4V and Mrs. f. are coordinating the Eschaparty. It' will be v exclusive!
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 9:32 pm | #
Well, if I can scrape up some tickets I'll try to come.
Personally I think the inaugural committee should have given tickets to Obama precinct captains and campaign workers first.
fuck all the elected officials and DC assholes
I'm not the only one who drank too much at supper
Damned at Random
should've been here for the last thread.
I am in Singapore, Sunday morning, and this topic does not look anything like worship.
All acts of love and pleasure are rituals of the Goddess.
hey troll, why aren't you off crying about your big loss?
wankers
It would have been a tripping night if the small donkey didn't get so loaded, but hell what are you gonna do?
Yes, it is true, I am great at grassroots organizing. Obama made me so. Now WTF do you want?
I graduate in the middle of May.
Cross burnings. Schoolchildren chanting "Assassinate Obama." Black figures hung from nooses. Racial epithets scrawled on homes and cars.
ap
If there's a silver lining in any of this, it's that BHO's election has flushed out the last vestiges of racial bigotry. The bigots won't go away until they're hatred is exposed for what it is.
Sweet dreams, Moonbats. Going to go listen to the rain and wind.
I'm not a fan of Richardson's.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 9:34 pm | #
I've met the guy - in person he's nauseating.
All acts of love and pleasure are rituals of the Goddess.
I stand appreciatively corrected.
the ones with the biggest mouths and the least ability, in my experience, are out of Texas Tech.
Hey, one of my best friends (a fellow toonwriter) went to Texas Tech. However, she is female so the stupid may not have taken.
You are fundamentally stupid.
How old is old enough for Wizard of Oz? My friend's triplets are 4 and a half now- I remember hiding behind the couch when I was about 6 - but I'd hate to not be there when the triplets see it for the first time
All acts of love and pleasure are rituals of the Goddess.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
sidebar: you did a reading for me back in the summer, which was much appreciated? any chance of a encore?
plz & thx!
HEY!
Sorry, smokes, but I've seen `em destroy companies in a matter of months, and then crow about what a great job they did....
Kinda sticks in my craw.
bo, you are nowhere near the fire, are you? - Ali
Nope, I'm in Silly Valley. (Silicon Valley)
Four North Carolina State University students admitted writing anti-Obama comments in a tunnel designated for free speech expression, including one that said: "Let's shoot that (N-word) in the head." Obama has received more threats than any other president-elect, authorities say.
How old is old enough for Wizard of Oz?
Why didn't Dorothy turn the hour glass over?
Wizard of Oz on TBS, by the way
[drums fingers; waits for shower to stop]
Gromit | 11.15.08 - 9:36 pm | #
LOL. Gromit, spontaneity is your friend.
but I'd hate to not be there when the triplets see it for the first time
Damned at Random
I'm thinking 6 or 7. Any younger and they don't pay attention for long.
At Standish, Maine, a sign inside the Oak Hill General Store read: "Osama Obama Shotgun Pool." Customers could sign up to bet $1 on a date when Obama would be killed. "Stabbing, shooting, roadside bombs, they all count," the sign said. At the bottom of the marker board was written "Let's hope someone wins."
And don't get me started on those fucking munchkins.
Four North Carolina State University students admitted writing anti-Obama comments in a tunnel designated for free speech expression, including one that said: "Let's shoot that (N-word) in the head." Obama has received more threats than any other president-elect, authorities say.
ap | 11.15.08 - 9:40 pm | #
But I was assured that racism was unacceptable in the USA.
Off to be spontaneous. Mwah!
Nope, I'm in Silly Valley. (Silicon Valley)
bo
Good.
"My only request is that we have the con somewhere with a large outdoor hot tub."
who wanna see me nekkid?
Embers blowing from the fires can get inside of houses away from the fireline, and ignite them. They can blow into the attic through the vents, and ignite the insulation. Or they can blow into an open garage or window. Windblown devils.
Sweet dreams, Moonbats. Going to go listen to the rain and wind.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
Ooooh, that sounds lovely.
damned,
My daughter was an obsessive junkie for it a three and a half, much to the dismay of her 13 yo stepsister, who'd try to hide the tape.
WMMV.
That is a very serious federal offense and a large army of large men would be certain to elaborate.
#LAFIRE Twitter is almost all comments on the Anaheim Hills, Brea, etc fire.
Lot of houses getting hit and wind is up.
bo
my brother and his wife are just east of the 5/405 junction. smoky, but no flamage, thank goodness. fire jumped the 5 though - that's a big firebreak, 100+ ft of concrete...
Black figures were hanged by nooses from trees on Mount Desert Island, Maine, the Bangor Daily News reported. The president of Baylor University in Waco, Texas said a rope found hanging from a campus tree was apparently an abandoned swing and not a noose.
Iraq death toll rises above 4200:
http://icasualties.org/oif/
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#2s son, was afraid his mother was going to melt, because he heard #2 call her a wicked witch.
At Standish, Maine, a sign inside the Oak Hill General Store read: "Osama Obama Shotgun Pool."
Fuck the North.
Iraq death toll rises above 4200:
http://icasualties.org/oif/
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Mission Accomplished?
That is not the Iraq death toll; that is the death toll of Americans in Iraq.
Big difference.
Crosses were burned in yards of Obama supporters in Hardwick, N.J., and Apolacan Township, Pa.
_A black teenager in New York City said he was attacked with a bat on election night by four white men who shouted 'Obama.'
_In the Pittsburgh suburb of Forest Hills, a black man said he found a note with a racial slur on his car windshield, saying "now that you voted for Obama, just watch out for your house."
and left two pizza boxes filled with human feces outside the front door, Millner said.
ap
on fire? the flaming shit trick in a pizza box? there's a new twist on an old classic...
Sorry, smokes, but I've seen `em destroy companies in a matter of months, and then crow about what a great job they did....
Kinda sticks in my craw.
montag
Oh, that's okay, then...I'm just a computer programmer, proud to remain a cog, pledging never to enter the ranks of management.
That is not the Iraq death toll; that is the death toll of Americans in Iraq.
We'll never hear the truth.
And don't get me started on those fucking munchkins.
Talk about hookers and blow.
Oh, wait, I should go up and check for context. You may be talking about donut holes...
did they squat over the pizza box then carry it carefully (or perhaps they pooped on it right there on the porch)? or did they scoop it from the potty, all the while thinking: gosh, this'll show them? and how go we know it was human poop?
While were talking about shitheads, did anyone mention the idiot at the University of Texas?
jay, somewhere in Haloscan archives is my extended rant on munchkins...
Thnx everybody- maybe I'll see how they do with ET before I try OZ - it's a little less intense and will be a good test of attention span.
jay, somewhere in Haloscan archives is my extended rant on munchkins...
Moe Szyslak, hookers & blow | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 9:49 pm | #
Is this an extension of the menage-a-trois discussion above?
Release the druggies from the lock-up, we'll need the cells for all the racists
Oh, that's okay, then...I'm just a computer programmer, proud to remain a cog, pledging never to enter the ranks of management.
Oh, they wanted to be in management in the worst way, and they talked such a good game, that's what they became....
and how go we know it was human poop?
There are scat reference books. I have a couple.
ap >>>>>>> killfile. C'est si bon.
In other news, listening to the squawks of alarm from my two 'Thuglican aunts as they read the "Hillary for SoS" stories this morning was positively delicious. Thought I was going to need to get the smelling salts for them before it was over.
If you're interested (but why would you be?), it all starts here.
Oh, that's okay, then...I'm just a computer programmer, proud to remain a cog, pledging never to enter the ranks of management.
Monsieur was forced into management once.
Never did it again, turned it down every time it's been offered.
If there's a silver lining in any of this, it's that BHO's election has flushed out the last vestiges of racial bigotry. The bigots won't go away until they're hatred is exposed for what it is.
No, they won't go away.
They'll die off, though.
What worries me is the damage they're doing to their children.
As with the fundamentalists, it's not the adults that worry me quite so much: it's the fact that the kids are having their brains poisoned by all that nonsense.
Thnx everybody- maybe I'll see how they do with ET before I try OZ - it's a little less intense and will be a good test of attention span.
Damned at Random |
well... in our family, we watched oz a year or two ago, the younger daughter, probably 4 or 5 at the time, liked it okay and neither girl was scared.
when we tried to watch et when the older was 7 and the younger was 5, we made it just barely past meeting him and the 5yo screamed for us to turn it off 'cause it was too scary. the supernatural is much more intense in et, if you're tuned into that kinda thing...
At what age do cats lose the "pre-pounce butt-wiggle"?
.
well, i learned from wiki today is that Orwell's was inspired by corporate life in 1984
Room 101, is named after a conference room at BBC Broadcasting House where Orwell used to sit through tedious meetings
how go we know it was human poop?
ina, thursday
There are scat reference books. I have a couple.
jayackroyd
They can trace the orgins of the peanuts and corn.
[I believe that calls for an obligatory "Ewww," and I would have to agree.]
Ina
My daughters are the same. The oldest one likes to be scared, the youngest, who is 14, is afraid of the beast in Beauty and the Beast.
We spend such a relatively short time on the third rock from the sun, how dare they deny happiness to people?
Fuck the mouthbreathers.
trifecta
Never ceases to amaze me how some people will put superstition ahead of everything else...love, happiness, their own kids...
Sad.
No, they won't go away.
They'll die off, though.
What worries me is the damage they're doing to their children.
As with the fundamentalists, it's not the adults that worry me quite so much: it's the fact that the kids are having their brains poisoned by all that nonsense.
Seraphiel
having their racism exposed is a good thing, though.
jayackroyd - if you are into scat, I have a story.
I was on a Audubon outing some years ago when someone spotted a coyote turd containing a mouse jaw (with several intact teeth). The only time in my life I heard adults call dibs on doody
At what age do cats lose the "pre-pounce butt-wiggle"? - . Jeffraham Prestonian
When the arthritis sets in.
Everyone poops.
(we have that book)
having their racism exposed is a good thing, though.
Ali, vodka agenda
Especially when others start shouting them down.
How did this thread go so wrong?
obama is just playing the race card.
/Sean Wilentz
Ah, if only the "poop troll" were here now...he's missing the party pooping.
In other news, listening to the squawks of alarm from my two 'Thuglican aunts as they read the "Hillary for SoS" stories this morning was positively delicious. Thought I was going to need to get the smelling salts for them before it was over.
bo
I think the Obama camp is doing this to fuck with the wingnuts' heads.
we have that book) - Ali
But do you have the pizza?
(Sorry to bring up Papa John's again)
Ah, if only the "poop troll" were here now...he's missing the party pooping.
Worst part of the election.
Jeffraham, when they leave their mortal coils.
Little Johnnie don't fuck around, a large body of men in body armor will come to your house shove a shotgun up your Mom's ass and pull the trigger. While you are weeping about it they will put the shit and blood covered muzzle in your mouth and blow your fucking head off.
They will have tactical air support and it will be written down as a tragic murder-suicide.
could really do without that.
How did this thread go so wrong?
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars | 11.15.08 - 9:56 pm |
i know, huh? i thought we were gonna be all naked and sex, instead, it's poop and munchkins.
Well, this sucks.
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5 people arrested for looting Sylmar / Sayre fire - NBC news
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Sallyh: Jeffraham, when they leave their mortal coils.
It seems so anti-adaptive, though, doesn't it?
I figured it was kitten behavior that they eventually outgrew, for some reason...
.
On TCM I just watched "Paths of Glory".
A good movie about three French soldiers court-martialed and shot for cowardice by their general trying to hide his incompetence.
i know, huh? i thought we were gonna be all naked and sex, instead, it's poop and munchkins.
ina, thursday
As Molly Ivins was found of saying about politics: You gotta dance with them that brung ya.
Why is ap trying to bring the mood down?
I'm still sulking about the handcuffs.
Well, this sucks.
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5 people arrested for looting Sylmar / Sayre fire - NBC news
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I had thought that that was a possible meaning of sundowners. Waiting for darkness.
On TCM I just watched "Paths of Glory".
A good movie about three French soldiers court-martialed and shot for cowardice by their general trying to hide his incompetence.
Quite good. Early Kubrick.
My five alarm chili is just about ready to eat. Perfect thing to accompany a cool and rainy Maine evening.
What worries me is the damage they're doing to their children.
As with the fundamentalists, it's not the adults that worry me quite so much: it's the fact that the kids are having their brains poisoned by all that nonsense.
Where do racists come from?
Their parents.
i know, huh? i thought we were gonna be all naked and sex, instead, it's poop and munchkins.
ina, thursday |
Sorry, perhaps I have had too much to drink.
I saw that you said you were more interested in an Atriot get-together than the actual DC experience.
I would like both. Greedy, I am.
i was at the austin airport last week and went by to say hello to barbara jordan. She looked happy.
I'm still sulking about the handcuffs.
We'll have no sulking here. What you need is a good spanking!
My five alarm chili is just about ready to eat. Perfect thing to accompany a cool and rainy Maine evening.
sidhra صيذ&# | 11.15.08 -
Also popular down at the fire station.
gays, lebanese apoplectic over Prop 8 passage in CA!
how dare citizens vote against the will of a tiny majority!
how dare citizens protect theit most basic, sacred institutions!
how dare blacks vote against "gay marriage"!
the horror!
Good night all, I'm heading to bed. There's no doubt, tho, I'll be up half the night, er, thinking about stuff.
My five alarm chili is just about ready to eat. Perfect thing to accompany a cool and rainy Maine evening.
sidhra صيذ&# | 11.15.08 - 10:01
yum. i thought that chili would be the thing today, too. but i didn't make any
maybe tomorrow--it's supposed to get even stormier here tomorrow than it was today.
I'm still sulking about the handcuffs.
Ali, vodka agenda |
Bad experience. Bad memory. I appreciate it.
My two guys are having a blast, tonight. Pouncing, chasing, wrasslin'.
.
We'll have no sulking here. What you need is a good spanking!
Toonscribe
ina- If you really want to get back to sex, try this:
http://
corner.nationalreview.com...TMwZWFmZTFlNTI=
Bo, fuck.
The retirement village is now being treated as a crime scene.
I'll be up half the night, er, thinking about stuff.
Moe Szyslak, hookers & blow |
Better bring your A game, Moe.
We'll have no sulking here. What you need is a good spanking!
"Pats of Glory"?
OK...now I understand why someone would want killfile.
racist gays dropping the n-word on blacks in LA!
where's Messiah Hussein Obama's Secretary of Hate Crimes?
Okay, who wants to recommend a good hulu flick for me?
.
Democrats turned my boyfriend homo
If he was a Repig, he was a closet case already.
Bad experience. Bad memory. I appreciate it.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars
Now I understand.
comment by Lubyanka blocked
ina- If you really want to get back to sex, try this:
http:// corner.nationalreview.com...TMwZWFmZTFlNTI=
Damned at Random
hmm... for some reason, i think it would be unwise to click that link...
Okay, who wants to recommend a good hulu flick for me?
Buffalo Bill and the Indians.
Paul Newman. Directed by Robert Altman.
I'm on IE on this crap computer! I'm afraid to download Firefox; might crash it altogether.
I sure miss killfile.
Sallyh,
Is that the trailer park, or another location?
John Derbyshire is a sick person.
And if it's "freakshow" you want, check out some of the lefty blogs
From Damned at Random's comment.
I apologize profusely to Atrios.
Yeah, when I think good sex, my mind automatically goes to the National Review.
Ina- Derbyshire hearts Palin.
I know, I nearly puked too
Bo, that's the Oak Ridge Trailer Park.
I'm on IE on this crap computer! I'm afraid to download Firefox; might crash it altogether.
I sure miss killfile.
Ali, vodka agenda
i am having some firefox problems tonight even w/o killfile.
At what age do cats lose the "pre-pounce butt-wiggle"? - . Jeffraham Prestonian
I had a cat live to 22. He was too arthritic to do much pouncing in the last few years, but when he did (e.g., new catnip pillow) he'd still do the butt-wiggle.
re: scat stories: I took Field Zoology in undergrad from a mammologist professor. We nicknamed the labs "Fun with Feces", because that's what we inevitably spent much of our field doing - figuring who left what and what they'd eaten. Kinda cool, actually, if a little weird to non-biologist-types.
For what it is worth I am writing my Senators, just say no to Joe.
"Secret Ballot Will Decide Lieberman's Fate
"Senate Democrats will decide by secret ballot Tuesday whether to take away Sen. Joe Lieberman's chairmanship of the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee," the Hartford Courant reports."
http://thepoliticalcarnival.blog...an-
tuesday.html
hmm... for some reason, i think it would be unwise to click that link...
Zippy the Pinhead should click on it. They're HIS kind of...er, people.
i was at the austin airport last week and went by to say hello to barbara jordan. She looked happy.
rootless-e, mooslamisist
I love that statue.
Time to piddle about with other meanderings...y'all take care of your good selves!
The bear feces under my apple tree leave no doubt as to what attracted the bear.
Derbyshire hearts Palin.
Forget it, John. She strikes me as a DT.
There was a coyote poop on my back deck.
If we're talking poop, which I think we are.
AND- I'm back to poop.
Sorry, resume your seduction. I'll go away
whoa. sadlynaughts hosed again.
She strikes me as a DT
LOL Funny, I was just talking about that.
re: scat stories: I'm sure there are websites about poo.
I'm not looking for them, though.
Yeah, when I think good sex, my mind automatically goes to the National Review.
Ali, vodka agenda | 11.15.08 - 10:07 pm | #
Ve must admit zer are cases beyond ze psychozerapy
/Sigmund F.
DT?
LOL Funny, I was just talking about that.'
All talk, no action.
On 1/20/2009:
America will still have the largest military in the world
George W Bush and Dick Cheney will not be in jail for their supposed "war crimes
Rush and Hannity will still be on the air waves, destroying liberals
Homo marriage will still be rejected by most Americans, including most minorities that vote Democrat
America will not be a Communist nation
Air America will still really suck
Al Gore will still be a big fat loser
Our brave troops will still be fighting for our freedom in Iraq ad Afghanistan
America will still reject the ACLU/NAMBLA/Democrat agenda
So it ain't all bad yet, pilgrim.
I have a colleague who studies bird poop.
I know this is a cat centric blog-- but I am hooked on the puppy cam.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sh...a-inu-puppy-
cam
Dickteaser
Only connection I can make between sex and the Nat Review is that it's a collection of old-fashioned dildos.
I hope
Obama X Resistance 2008 enjoys the buffet in killfile.
If we're talking poop, which I think we are.
Ali, vodka agenda | 11.15.08 - 10:11 pm |
i have a shirt that says 'the poop boys' an homage to the pep boys (i also have 'the pop boys' w/ pictures of andy. claes, and roy)
So it ain't all bad yet, pilgrim.
Obama X Resistance 2008
Your clever use of the "thumbs-up" emoticon has convinced me.
snort, fox news is discussion the fragile infrastructure and small number of firefighters in OC. Can't be anything to do with the effin Puke government can it?
Dickteaser
Terry C - Yes We Did!
Ahh. We use PT around these parts.
Oh boy, fy's off his meds again.
Ina- Derbyshire hearts Palin.
Of course. She is, in her own way, as racist, reactionary, troglodytic, and homophobic as John is. You betcha.
We say CT here.
Oh, and Ina: on the poop boys.
I hope
Obama X Resistance 2008 enjoys the buffet in killfile.
Terry C - Yes We Did! | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 10:14 pm
Shall we put a little rat poison in the punchbowl?
National Prop 8 Gay Apoplexy!
"In New York, some 4,000 people gathered at City Hall..."
A mighty, huge throng of 4,000 gays and lesbians gathered amid New York's teeming millions to protest California's duly democratic approval of Proposition 8...
the horror of democracy!
a majority refusing to be railroaded by a tiny minority!
the horror!
I love how the 'tards talk about how liberal ladies are jealous of Scarah's "great sex life."
I'll bet she yells her OWN name out at the "moment of truth."
Hell, I'll bet she FAKES it!
Dickteaser
Terry C - Yes We Did!
Ahh. We use PT around these parts.
Deacon Blues | 11.15.08 - 10:15 pm |
I really thought you said Dirkteaser
Shall we put a little rat poison in the punchbowl?
Luby's probably pissed in it already.
So it ain't all bad yet, pilgrim.
Obama X Resistance 2008
Love the fake John Wayne schtick. Makes me think you're all big and strong and manly. That was the image you were going for wasn't it, little man?
Buffalo Bill..., eh?
.
I'll bet she yells her OWN name out at the "moment of truth."
If that's what it sez on the teleprompter.
Hey Luby our constitution is written to protect the minority from the tyrany of the majority. The founders were after all a small group- wealthy male landowners.
Ahh. We use PT around these parts.
Absolutely communistic. It has always been DT!
Teebee says 45,000 evacuated in Anaheim.
And on January 21st, all the poor trollies will be moaning about PRESIDENT Obama.
the horror!
yeah, yeah, the horror, the horror.
I've got some horror for you, motherfucker: lick my asshole.
Watching a TV show about these guys who marry Russian women because American women have been "ruined by feminism."
(Yes, we have rights, shitheads.)
The marriage didn't work out for one guy so he wanted to send the woman back to the Ukraine.
Like she's a thing that could be sent back to the manufacturer because it was defective.
Teebee says 45,000 evacuated in Anaheim.
Deacon Blues | 11.15.08 - 10:18 pm |
fuck. anaheim? now it's gettin' close to my folks.
At what age do cats lose the "pre-pounce butt-wiggle"?
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 9:53 pm |
I was watching Topaz this week, chasing her 'brother' Gomez around, and she doesn't really do that.
Brego still does, though there's less to wiggle, today's vet visit shows he's lost 1 1/2 pounds.
Obama X Resistance 2008, Lubyanka
The trools have slimed out from underneath their turds tonight.... while continuing to lose more senate and house seats...... not realizing their spew is at the heart of all their losses.
I really thought you said Dirkteaser
Reminds me of the old Firesign Theatre bit about Roosterama.
Teebee says 45,000 evacuated in Anaheim.
Deacon Blues | 11.15.08 - 10:18 pm |
Which way is it blowing? My mom lives in Tustin and sister in Yorba Linda.
I looked at the OC Register map but can't really tell what is close to them.
Love the fake John Wayne schtick. Makes me think you're all big and
strong and manly. That was the image you were going for wasn't it,
little man?
They sure do TALK big and tough.
Buffalo Bill..., eh?
Yeah, I noticed hulu had it last week. I watched Rally Round the Flag Boys (Paul Newman comedy), but I don't think it's really held up well -- not nearly as funny as I remembered it from my youth. Almost watched Buffalo Bill, but it was already getting late. I remember Buffalo Bill being good, but that was 25 years or so ago the last time I saw it.
gays, lebanese stomping their pitty-pat feet over the inconvenience of democracy! the tyranny of elections! the agony of duly-deserved defeat!
what, fey, twee California voted against us?
the utter horror!
Is SNL a repeat?
Which way is it blowing? My mom lives in Tustin and sister in Yorba Linda.
I looked at the OC Register map but can't really tell what is close to them.
therealhellkitty
Eastern parts of Yorba Linda between Chino Hills State Park and the 91 freeway are burning. Tustin is well south, but probably getting a lot of smoke.
Okay, I'm headin' to hulu. Maybe I'll come back when no one is awake.
bbl
.
Very interesting thread you all have here.
What is it about sex and poop that brings out the weirdos
I've really missed something-can anyone fill me in on catalexis?
Don't need to make any stinkin' comments.
Why would you want to be here when no one is awake, JP?
Yes, I saw the winky thing, and I didn't get it.
What is it about sex and poop that brings out the weirdos
I really resent that remark.
He passed at 50. He was mentioning chest pains. His family posted the news.
let rev, sadly catalexis suffered a heart attack and passed away. Didn't get to the ER because of cost concerns. It make me very sad, and very angry, and kinda scared. He was only 50.
the horror!
The idiocy...the homophobia...the racism.
The cluelessness.
That's Zippy the Pinhead.
45,000 evacuees estimate was wrong - corrected number 12,000
*prays*
Thank you. I hadn't heard. Grace and peace to all who knew and love him.
The marriage didn't work out for one guy so he wanted to send the woman back to the Ukraine.
We had a case here locally a few years ago (their house was in my neighborhood) of a guy enlisting a friend to help him kill his Ukranian wife when the marriage went sour.
I always thought that Democracy was about protecting the rights of minorities against the tyranny of majorities.
Silly me.
Off to listen to the wind and rain.
Buenas noches.
Off to listen to the wind and rain.
Buenas noches.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants |
Sweet dreams.
There was an excellent turnout for the march in Seattle today. I had to work.
Okay, time for a so-called reality break. L8r friends!
Sorry.
Was away reading an old mystery novel.
On scat.
It's pretty effin' interesting. It does recall the Gary Larsen cartoon of the two bears looking at the feeble hunters, one saying, "Look at these teeth. Look at those claws. Fuck the blueberries."
Well he cleaned it up for publication.
But scat does tell what actually gets eaten, and longstanding myths are exploded by evidence.
Eventually. Myths are powerful. Like Munchkins.
We had a case here locally a few years ago (their house was in my
neighborhood) of a guy enlisting a friend to help him kill his Ukranian
wife when the marriage went sour.
A&E did that story, I believe. The guy was a real loser.
Ina,
Wind is from the east.
Stuff on fire in Weir canyon and ridges of Yorba Linda.
You can zoom the OC map to get a better sense of the distance your family is from the fire.
Link to the Twitter stream for the fire
NYC anti-Prop 8 protest march draws more people than the American Society of Philatelists Convention at the NYC Marriott!
Supposedly, Sylmar is at 20% containment. Winds aren't as bad as anticipated.
We had a case here locally a few years ago (their house was in my
neighborhood) of a guy enlisting a friend to help him kill his Ukranian
wife when the marriage went sour.
Do you have his phone number?
Supposedly, Sylmar is at 20% containment. Winds aren't as bad as anticipated.
How are the pets? Have you talked to your daughter?
I always thought that Democracy was about protecting the rights of minorities against the tyranny of majorities.
Not the way fucktards like Luby interpret it.
He's a little too obsessed with teh gai sex.
Funny thing. Allyou had to do was mention poop and up pos Lubeandyankit. The troll really has a fetish.
But scat does tell what actually gets eaten, and longstanding myths are exploded by evidence.
jay, other people have seen me mention this before, but I know people who follow fish-eating killer whales around waiting for them to poop, so they can scoop it up; they sort through it to see what kind of fish scales/bones are in it, even to run genetic tests to see what species/stocks of salmon are being eaten.
Ms. Farenheit, took the critters with us. We rented a suite, but it's still pretty crowded in here.
Talked to Mlle this morning; she called to make sure we were okay.
He's a little too obsessed with teh gai sex.
You can't always get what you want.
John Wayne, of course, had the most fraudulent John Wayne schtick of all...
Funny thing. All you had to do was mention poop and up pops Lubeandyankit. The troll really has a fetish.
John Wayne, of course, had the most fraudulent John Wayne schtick of all...
The original chickenhawk.
Once had me a girlfriend that went to a negra cuz he didn't have a 2 incher like me and pappy.
9 teen males here now
Nice to see you're safe, sallyh.
Hi cuz
Oh, damn. I misfired on the myths are powerful thing.
There was a piece in the WSJ today about this German Islam scholar who has questioned the existence of the Prophet. No contemporary record and so forth.
A guy in opposition says, really (although creditably insisting on the guy's academic freedom, the he should keep his job and not be murdered)
"There is less evidence that Jesus existed than Mohammed."
And I'm like, dude, that's a pretty fucking low bar. I recounted this to a friend, and she said "God's a lower bar. No evidence at all for that one."
A quote from the no Prophet after all guy was "God doesn't write books" so he's also really dubious about the divine authorship of the Koran.
There's a biblical passage, if I recall correctly, about straining at gnats and swallowing camels.
WTF?
John Wayne, of course, had the most fraudulent John Wayne schtick of all...
The original chickenhawk.
Glenn Greenwald went on at some length about that....
When David Letterman said that the 10 G.O.P. presidential candidates
at an early debate looked like “guys waiting to tee off at a restricted
country club,” he was the first to correctly call the election.
Yep.
Sallyh,
LAFD rolled back the evac for the area West of I-5. Their map shows the evac zone as everything in the county North of 210 or Hubbard street to the N end of Clariso (sp?) Park thence east to the county line.
Are any of your sons well endowed?
You have to be a very poor example of an American to be against gay marriage or a black president.
America has been weakened by the likes of racists and Lubyanka.
Lubyanka is a very poor example of an American.
All of our trolls are.
jay, other people have seen me mention this before, but I know people who follow fish-eating killer whales around waiting for them to poop, so they can scoop it up; they sort through it to see what kind of fish scales/bones are in it, even to run genetic tests to see what species/stocks of salmon are being eaten.
Human scat in middens is hugely important in figuring out how the current social organization around centralized agricultural came to be.
My point, initially, was there's no scat ambiguity. If the vandals burned dogshit, then any pathologist will know this.
Owls are cool, though, because they spout scat at both ends. And it's the front end that is the more interesting.
Tlazolteotl
Restricted country clubs are a thing of the past.
Restricted country clubs are a thing of the past.
So is the Republican party (I hope).
The original Sugar Hill Gang performing Rapper's Delight on Dl Hughley's new show on
CNN
pretty annoying that cnn and msnbc are showing their stupid canned programs rather than live news right now.
Tlazolteotl
I just realized that instead of rattling on, I shoulda emulated atriot tradition, and just said:
Alimentary, my dear Tlazol.
Restricted country clubs are a thing of the past.
ghost | 11.15.08 - 10:52 pm |
remember what Groucho Marx once said about them?
So it ain't all bad yet, pilgrim.
Obama X Resistance 2008 | 11.15.08 - 10:13 pm | #
Oh, it is for you. Your list won't last long at all.
And I'm very happy to see lubby waxing apoplectic over gay marriage. his resistance guarantees that it will be the law of the land sooner than later. I mean, Obama is president, after all, showing Lubby's great powers!
Are any of your sons well endowed?
Who checks on this?
Glenn Greenwald's thoughts on John Wayne:
http://www.democracyforutah.com/...h.com/node/
2117
Owls are cool, though, because they spout scat at both ends. And it's the front end that is the more interesting.
That one is called 'castings' though, not scat. Most birds of prey regurgitate undigested bones and fur or feathers, I understand, not just owls.
I found a casting once when I was a kid. I would guess it was from an owl or a red-tailed hawk, because it appeared to be mouse fur and bones.
The thing with the killer whales that is interesting though, is people have so worked out genetic markers for the various salmon stocks on the west coast, that they can see if certain stocks are preferred by the orcas, because one of the main theories as to why the Southern Resident population is declining is that they are prey-limited (a fancy biological term for the fact that they go hungry more than they used to).
I'm not the only one: the general consensus among Bond fans is Quantum Of Whatever sucks big donkey dicks. Did Siskel or Ebert ever describe a film thus?
My current stream of consciousness.
Are we there yet huh?
Are we there yet huh?
Are we there yet huh?
Did he take the oath yet?
Are we there yet huh?
Are we there yet huh?
Are we there yet huh?
This is a strange time in America.
Owls ... spout scat at both ends. Something they share with Rapepublicans.
Oh no! My country is becoming free!
The horror!
I mean, Obama is president, after all, showing Lubby's great powers!
Hey, remember what Toady Putzhole said. HE wouldn't have Obama as president.
I guess his great powers didn't work too well, either.
Nice steal
I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member.
Owls are cool, though, because they spout scat at both ends. And it's the front end that is the more interesting.
Agreed - I study birds, and the species I study (tropical insectivores) aren't quite so helpful. Because the birds are too hard to follow around in the rainforest, and insect parts break down during digestion, I actually have to stick a tube down their throats and make the poor things throw up in order to figure out what they're eating.
Things I bet you never thought you'd hear on eschaton...
Are any of your sons well endowed?
Ask Jeb Bush that question.
That one is called 'castings' though, not scat.
"Pellets" too. It's got to do with (flying) bird body structures not supporting a weighty alimentary canal.
Just trying to be funny.
But it's kinda cool taking apart owl castings. Not much like shit at all. Jawbones. Little vole jawbones. I once gave, as Christmas presents, owl castings to the niece and nephew.
Ask Jeb Bush that question.Shrek to Donkey: "Do you think he's compensatin' for somethin'?"
I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member.
And then there was the swim club that didn't want his youngest daughter Melinda there because she was Jewish.
Groucho said "Well, she's only half Jewish. Can't she go into the water up to her waist?"
I once gave, as Christmas presents, owl castings to the niece and nephew.
er...Thanks, Uncle jayackroyd.
lube-an-yankit
I study birds, and the species I study (tropical insectivores) aren't quite so helpful.
Insects are pretty much all protein, and so they don't leave a lot behind. Voles have bones.
On, I am not sure I should even try but here goes: Restrictive laws are illegal, restrictive realities are not.
My little town is a good example. There are six (or more) small cities that make up what is known as Muskegon. Muskegon is the largest in population. Norton Shores is the second largest and then thing deteriorate into North Muskegon, Fruitport, Muskegon Heights, Roosevelt Park and so on.
The area is about thirty per cent African America, (My guess - I believe it is close) but the vast majority of African American people live in either the cities of Muskegon or Muskegon Heights (where I taught)
A house in Muskegon Heights can be purchased for between 15K and 70K. The same is true for Muskegon. If you want to live in Roosevelt Park, North Muskegon, Fruitport, or Norton Shores, the beginning prices are around 100K and go up to more than seven figures.
What this has done is created de facto segregation within the schools. Norton Shores, home of the Mona Shores School District, has about 5% or less African American Students. North Muskegon and the others are similar.
In reality then, money is used as a means of discrimination. I am sure it is true in many other places
This thread is still going? Sheesh.
er...Thanks, Uncle jayackroyd.
ROFL.
It's true that they woulda been happier with another IPod.
But I did get them an early PS device that that parents made me take back.
John Wayne, of course, had the most fraudulent John Wayne schtick of all...
The original chickenhawk.
Nathan Lane in The Birdcage did his walk better than he did.
This thread is still going? Sheesh.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
Hey! I did my part to kill it. :|
Are any of your sons well endowed?
Ask Jeb Bush that question.
His daughter Noelle was endowed with an appetite for crack....
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/LAW...17/noelle.bush/
A little help here, please:
kakistocracy: government by the least qualified or least principled.
kleptocracy: government by thieves.
What is the word for government by unqualified thieves? Is Bushocracy a candidate?
This thread is still going? Sheesh.
Yeah. And I've made it longer. I'll see if there is anything in the Time Machine.
Things I bet you never thought you'd hear on eschaton...
Oh, I've heard of zoologists doing that. I'll bet you're chasing after a lot of Tyrannidae.
Rick Wagoner, GM’s chief executive officer, could lose his job as part of any federal rescue package of the company, Bloomberg News reported Friday, citing comments from business experts and lawmakers.
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Now that sounds like a plan. This man is an arrogant fool.
I once gave, as Christmas presents, owl castings to the niece and nephew.
...this is why I encourage Mrs. Jack K, the wildlife biologist, to avoid reading blogs at all cost...
In fact, I'm wondering right now why she hasn't thought of this yet...
Dad has been such a slacker today. We go and eat our pizza, and when I come back, we're still using the same grubby sheets.
oddly enough, it is possible to reach the end of this thread using an iPod toucH.
Jack K!
I'm most happy to see one of my very favorite curmudgeons.
My personal favorite Groucho quote:
"I'm not as dumb as you look"
Off to bed, night, all
Peace.
No new she*ts yets?
{{{{Sallyh}}}}
How are you this evening? Suitably pizza-satiated, I hope?
hi im uncle blodges kid tommy i desided to post something ask if you whant to know about me
OK New Sheets Now
So, what about kid?
Groucho? The list is long.
Local issue, too. They lived in a tenement next door.
to do so, I must paw at the screen like a desperate mutt.
But it's kinda cool taking apart owl castings. Not much like shit at all. Jawbones. Little vole jawbones.
I used to find dead baby bats in a research parking lot who had fallen off their mothers. They were so desiccated it was ok to my mind to stick them in the back of my mail box in the mail room. Unfortunately, the secretary was re-alphabetizing mail boxes one morning. There was a very loud shriek.
i would laugh if i was the youngest person here wich i know i am
Oh, I've heard of zoologists doing that. I'll bet you're chasing after a lot of Tyrannidae.
Good call, Tlazolteotl - I'm working with a couple species each of Tyrannidae and Furnariidae.
There was a very loud shriek
Leibniz - I'm not surprised, so many people have such an irrational fear of bats! I was working up in Nicaragua earlier this year and one day, when workers were repairing the hotel roof, a bunch of tiny (and harmless and adorable) bats fell to the floor; several died or were injured. The workers (including several strong and macho men) all freaked out, even stomping their feet. They were blown away when they saw me picking up the bats - they kept asking me why I wasn't afraid!
i have an unhealthy fear of birds
a test
yet again
thrice
last, I hope.
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