HULK SMASH!!!

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Gravatarpoop
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GravatarA two-fer from Twangtown!
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GravatarWe rewl, Halfdan!
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GravatarHope is overrated.


Gravatarhi jeffers


GravatarWithout me, hope hasn't got a chance.


Gravatarmust be talking about sex down there. phoebe cates maybe.


GravatarThat squirrel-tits guy is pestering my blog again...


Gravatarare we still talking about needlepoint projects?

And here (yes, that's a QL special behind the pillows).


GravatarThing about the Stones acting like they were the raunchier of the two bands back in the 60', they actually were.

I think George Harrison was somehow spirited away right before the huge police bust of Keith Richards' Kentwood estate, that put Jagger and Richards behind bars, and had Marianne Faithful covering herself with a throw rug.


Gravatar... and change!


GravatarThat squirrel-tits guy is pestering my blog again...
Thers


Do the squirrels have nice tits?


GravatarWho's going to play the new Cheech and Chong?
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GravatarThere's no hope.


GravatarAre squirrel tits the same as jesus tits?


GravatarAll of the women I have known named Hope have had really big boobs.


GravatarThe inappropriateness of trivia taking center stage in the national discourse is not properly addressed by bringing up trivia concerning the other candidate. TIA


GravatarI hope I'm not too hung over in the morning.


GravatarJeffraham
I have not forgotten you!
sick sick sick but by dog i'm catching up this weekend


Gravatarare we still talking about needlepoint projects?

And here (yes, that's a QL special behind the pillows).


Love the violets! Love em.


GravatarLove all of them, now that I looked at the second link, too.


GravatarNo kittehs here; do NOT LOOK!
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GravatarThen of course, they had to bust John Lennon in his London flat for having like a microgram of hash combed out of his carpet.


GravatarLove all of them, now that I looked at the second link, too.

thanks! i have a thing for flowers. i have a couple more that are in stasis. i really should, at some point, sit down and finish them.


GravatarFrom below...I just caught David Gregory's new show.

"Insipid" may be too kind a word to describe the fullness of its banality.


GravatarThrees, don't start so many new threads. It's confusing.


GravatarNo kittehs here; do NOT LOOK!

Nope, not a kitteh in sight. None here, either.


GravatarI hope












That you know your preferred candidate sucks.


GravatarErinPDX: sick sick sick

Get better, soon! Everyone's down with something, it seems. Me? Just the weaning off the addiction thang.
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GravatarI was just in the kitchen, using a knife to get a piece of toast that had stuck in the toaster. All of a sudden there was a big bang, and now my right arm is numb.

Do you think I should call a doctor? Or should I call the electrician first? Because the power is flickering.


Gravatar[All positive characteristics] are such total stripper names.


GravatarThrees, don't start so many new threads. It's confusing.
Draco


And double space your comments so I can read them.


GravatarIncog, you keep saying we'll all get what we deserve.

I deserve a vacation. Where should I go?


Gravatarborrowing a billboard for obama...

http://freewayblogger.blogspot.c...-for- obama.html

san diego is the new berkeley.


Gravatarwatertiger,

Very nice! I have a handbag design that I need to finish so that I can start on those pillows. (I need the frame).


GravatarOh, good. Boehner's on hallucinogens.


GravatarI don't think that George W. Bush has been a very good President.


GravatarThank you Gomez. It's nice to see that someone else understands.


GravatarMichael Smerconish (funny, he doesn't look Smerconish) pooh poohs the poll saying 81% of Americans think the economy is on the wrong track. He points out that 72% of them say their personal financial situation is not bad. Big disconnect, says he. Only 28% of Americans are going under, but he feels fine.


GravatarDraco is ignoring me.


GravatarI deserve a vacation. Where should I go?
Draco


I just stabbed my left eye with a rusty garden rake. It's bleeding all over my keyboard.

Oh no. It just shorted out my fax machine, it got on the plug. What should I do? Should I try to dry out the fax machine, or call a doctor?


GravatarSpoke too soon.


GravatarIn: Methuselah

Out: Simels


GravatarLovely plumage!


GravatarEvening Atriots,

Just got in. Has anyone started the recall yet? I said early this morning we should start it. Bush, Cheney, Mukasey, Rice, need to be recalled immediately. Since impeachment is off then the only other recourse at the moment is recall.


GravatarBSG day!


GravatarFrom below...I just caught David Gregory's new show.

"Insipid" may be too kind a word to describe the fullness of its banality.
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When you see how little they spent on graphics for the show you get the feeling they don't expect him to last.


GravatarTrifecta, that's such a coincidence! The EXACT SAME THING happened to me last month!

But NTodd mocked me, and wouldn't give me the number to call 911.


GravatarOh, the news today.
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GravatarKatie Couric is taking up acting?

Maybe

Colon for Godot
Kind Hearts and Colonics.
Colonoscopy of a Salesman
Oedipus at Colonus


GravatarI just caught David Gregory's new show.

That thing's a piece of shit.


GravatarI am mildly amused now.


Gravatar"Asked who was best suited to join McCain on the Republican ticket, Boehner said the running mate must be younger than McCain"...

Having a woman would be ideal.

She must have great admiration for McCain.

She must be willing to trash the Dem candidate.

It's obvious...


Gravatar"If you're going to
spend time guarding a female, you want to go for the biggest female you
can find because she's going to produce more eggs," TENTACLE PORN!!!!


Gravatarhope can be cruel

but it can also be nourishing

never stick a fork into the toaster

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GravatarNow NTodd is ignoring me.


GravatarI just caught David Gregory's new show.

That thing's a piece of shit.
MP

All "news" is camoflage.


Gravatarah fuck. i was just out in the shop and cut off my right hand on the tablesaw, and as i started spurting arterial blood all over the shop i got some in my eye, tripped and got a compound fracture in my left leg.

should i go to the hospital or just take an aspirin?


Gravatarheh. i just played "gleet" against trifecta.

thank you, Marcellina.


GravatarMy ass is bleeding.

Oh wait, that's normal.


GravatarGomex I don't think you're being fair to me. One arm is numb, and the other hand is bleeding. I'm typing very slowly tonight.

It's nice to see everyone. Well, not see, really, since my eye is swlolen shut. You know hatq I mean, though.


Gravatar"Asked who was best suited to join McCain on the Republican ticket, Boehner said the running mate must be younger than McCain"

Well, that's not opinion, mathematics and biology dictate that. It's kind of like saying whoever it is much be younger than our Sun and smaller than our Earth.


GravatarMichael, Michael, Michael. The discontent in the country is bigger than the economy:

In the poll, 81 percent of respondents said they believed that “things have pretty seriously gotten off on the wrong track,” up from 69 percent a year ago and 35 percent in early 2003.

That means everything. Bush and his conservative enablers in congress have screwed every damn thing up. And everyone knows it. Except, apparently, you. Dumb bastard.


GravatarSee video: See Body of War, Hear Body of War


GravatarWhat is this, Comedy-Murder Thriller night?

Sheesh!


Gravatarshould i go to the hospital or just take an aspirin?

Are we talking about an American ho$pital?


GravatarNTOAD WHY ARE YOU INGORING ME?


Gravatarheh. i just played "gleet" against trifecta.

Yo no hablo el gleet.


Gravatarah fuck. i was just out in the shop and cut off my right hand on the tablesaw, and as i started spurting arterial blood all over the shop i got some in my eye, tripped and got a compound fracture in my left leg.


I HATE IT when that happens.


Gravatarhowdy neighbor.

happy harvest.


Gravatarwatertiger - did you do that needlepoint? That's pretty spectacular stuff!


GravatarThere's still no hard evidence the country is in recession.


Gravataryou have gleet wt, not me!


Gravatar"Are we talking about an American ho$pital?"

i think i'll just have a beer and lay down for a bit.


GravatarRoamasterd, that's awful.

You should call a doctor.


Gravatarfrom below:

who created #6 cause it was the only way they could meet anorexic blondes with wierd faces.
kei & yuri nobunaga | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 7:02 pm | #
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You have a point. She appears in several versions and is a testament to what you can accomplish with hair, makeup, wardrobe, lighting, and the longest femurs in captivity.


GravatarMcCain will be your next president and Romney as VP. That's what the American people deserve.


GravatarIn: Methuselah

McCain?


GravatarNTodd played gleet against me first. Marcellina was the one who figured out what it meant.


GravatarYou all complain but none of you have someone on your blog comments linking to his "sexy" drawings of anthropomorphic squirrels wearing lycra and having big giant tits.


Gravatar"Asked who was best suited to join McCain on the Republican ticket, Boehner said the running mate must be younger than McCain"...

Maybe it'll be you, Boner. You can handle Cindy's needs when McStain slips into a trance.


GravatarHaving a woman would be ideal.
She must have great admiration for McCain.
She must be willing to trash the Dem candidate.
It's obvious...
MCCAIN/HILLARY '08


You forgot the snark tag.

Oh, wait...


GravatarEven this is a recession it's the mildest one we've ever had.


Gravatarwatertiger - did you do that needlepoint? That's pretty spectacular stuff!

yup. i didn't create the patterns, though.

i'd like to try at least one of my own.


Gravataryou have gleet wt, not me!

trifecta's not a big fan of gleet, I'm guessing...


GravatarI'm still waiting for my apology.


Gravatari think i'll just have a beer and lay down for a bit.
jdw


did you say lay down?


GravatarThrees, that sounds interesting.

I like squirrels.

Could you post a link?


GravatarIn the poll, 81 percent of respondents said they believed that “things have pretty seriously gotten off on the wrong track,” up from 69 percent a year ago and 35 percent in early 2003.

"But see, nobody takes trains. That was way back when - in other words, before my folks had me come into their lives. Heh. So any talk of 'tracks' is based on a way of looking at things that aren't. Things that used to be. And we gotta look forward."


GravatarIncog is ignoring me.


Gravatargolly i almost forgot. i should go out and get my hand and put it in the freezer. when i wake up maybe i can sew it back on.


GravatarYou all complain but none of you have someone on your blog comments linking to his "sexy" drawings of anthropomorphic squirrels wearing lycra and having big giant tits.

the HELL?


GravatarOkay, I will have to get busy this weekend:

-Take pics of my in progress needlepoint projects and post on my blog.

-Post all my knitting project pics

-Post the latest parrot egg pics.

-Make CD(s) for Phila.


GravatarAverage hourly earnings aren't much below rates of inflation.


GravatarBoehner: We don’t need as much money as [Democrats] have,” he said. “We need enough to tell our story.”

What story is that? You got more bullshit up your sleeve?


GravatarThat rules out McCain/Simels


GravatarFYI: war sucks ass.


GravatarJapan to sell Japanese Danishes to Danes. Has anyone else here ever had a Japanese's idea of a baked good, eg Mr Donut? It can be delicious, especially with some vending machine Boss Koohii at three in the morning with a six-mile run in two and a half hours, but seriously this is something just off from selling Taco Bell to Mexicans.


GravatarAnd MLK is still dead.


GravatarEven this is a recession it's the mildest one we've ever had.
ping


I love it when wingnuts want to talk economics.

San Diego's commercial real estate market is starting to look nasty. Canary. Coalmine.


GravatarMany sectors in the economy are booming. Healthcare, food service, and government employment.


GravatarIncog, you should talk to Gomez, even if he doesn't apologize to you.


GravatarYou all complain but none of you have someone on your blog comments linking to his "sexy" drawings of anthropomorphic squirrels wearing lycra and having big giant tits.
Thers


Wait. Wasn't there some squirrel lover who used to comment here?


Gravatarshut the fuck up, jack.


GravatarIncog is ignoring me.
Gomez


How can I get some 'o that action?


GravatarI mentioned this last night but I have more details. My son's friend played his first game with the Detroit Red Wings last night. (He promised me tickets when he made it to the big show ) Young DWD went to the game in Detroit. He met Justin's sister at the Joe Louis Arena. She brought Young DWD and his friend to the players' lounge area after the game. He got to talk to Justin and he met the Red Wing's players - and drank their beer for free apparently.

I just read this in the Free Press, "Holland (The General Manager of the Detroit Red Wings) said the Wings signed forward Justin Abdelkader to a three-year entry-level contract. Abdelkader, who began his pro career Thursday with a good game against Columbus, will remain with the Wings throughout the playoffs."

Too cool. He is nice kid. He comes over to visit sometimes. He was my youngest son's roommate when their team went on overnight trips.


GravatarI think the only one that's not younger than McCain is Simels. 


Gravatar


watertiger

They're called "furries," and their yiffing is reason enough to avoid costumed mascots at theme parks...


GravatarÔ¿Ô,
Wanna fuck?


GravatarI also should post a pic of the really cool counted cross stitch I did for my sister.

Oh shit, they are getting ready to move, it is probably in a box in my parents' barn right now.


Gravatar♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Hope your Friday is going well.
.


GravatarAnd MLK is still dead.
NTodd, Part Of The Pile |


So's my close friend Sharon. Today's her birthday, she would've been 36. She died 5 years ago.


GravatarI can't tell if draco is ignoring me. I can't see. I think one of my eyes fell out, but the blood makes it hard to check.


GravatarNah, I've seen the "best of the democrats" online here and elsewhere. And then I look over the American public and I wish them what they deserve. There's nothing wrong with that.


Gravataranyone got a mop? this blood is a fucking mess.


GravatarCould somebody tell Gomez that I'm not ignoring him, I'm just not talking to him? I've also blocked him from my Facebook.


GravatarThey're called "furries," and their yiffing is reason enough to avoid costumed mascots at theme parks...

not to be confused with "plushies".


GravatarNTodd is still ingorming me.

I need a cloth to wipe this blood off my keyboard.


GravatarJeffraham, actually, it's going fine.  My brother leaves tomorrow, which makes me kind of sad, but I'm so glad he's been here.


GravatarI think the only one that's not younger than McCain is Simels. -
Sallyh - gimme my selzer an' slice back.


GravatarAt least none of us is saying cocksucker.

Oh shit.


GravatarOnce again, I have nothing to do with that.


GravatarSo's my close friend Sharon. Today's her birthday, she would've been 36. She died 5 years ago.

Fuck, I'm sorry. Way to goddamned young.


GravatarI would ignore Incog if he were here.


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GravatarA chart to give McCain nightmares: It's curious how much the "Country Is Going in the Right Direction" curve resembles the Laffer Curve.


GravatarOkay, I'm gone. I did enough of the stoopid at work today. You kiddies play nice and have a good time. I'll see you later when the little ones are asleep.


GravatarToo. Bah.


GravatarBo, was it something I said?


GravatarHi, Sallyh!



How's by you?


GravatarEven this is a recession it's the mildest one we've ever had.
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List of recessions in US history:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Lis...t_of_recessions

Since the Depression, we've had 6, not including this one. Every one was during a Republican presidency.


GravatarI'm actually ignoring all of you and if it appears that I've responded, it's purely a random coincidence.


Gravatar"At least none of us is saying cocksucker."



hey, i laughed so hard i broke a tooth and bit off half my tongue.

it feels funny now.


GravatarWow, Phila makes me reaize I need to be thinking Bigger Thoughts.

No, really....


GravatarNTodd, could you call 911 for me? I'm feeling faint. I think it's the blood loss.


GravatarTV, I'm not doing too badly.  Sad my bro has to go early a.m. tomorrow, but I'm grateful he's been here.

It's weird, having to rely on a younger sibling for help.  I'm the eldest, always felt it was my job to comfort and help them.


GravatarNTodd started new game with you.


GravatarNo, Sallyh, something I said first.

That rules out McCain/Simels
bo | 04.04.08 - 7:18 pm |


GravatarIn: Methuselah

McCain?
Florida | 04.04.08 - 7:16 pm | #


McThuselah?


GravatarIf Boehner donated the money he was spending on Clinique Men's Grooming Non-Streak Bronzer to the RNC maybe the Repigs would lose the seats they are going to lose by a smaller margin.


GravatarWow...I've arrived. Top o' the world, ma!


Gravatartrifecta's a cocksucker. I say that totally without any external motivation and for nobody to hear.


GravatarYounger than McCain?

That opens the door for just about everyone except Steve Simels.


GravatarWow, Phila makes me reaize I need to be thinking Bigger Thoughts.


GravatarYou all complain but none of you have someone on your blog comments linking to his "sexy" drawings of anthropomorphic squirrels wearing lycra and having big giant tits.
Thers

Wait. Wasn't there some squirrel lover who used to comment here?
whiskeyina | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 7:18 pm | #


rasdaq?


GravatarI think I'll go lie down and rest.


GravatarWhiskyI - May Sharon's presence continue to inspire all who knew her in her too brief stay amongst us.


GravatarWow, Phila makes me reaize I need to be thinking Bigger Thoughts.

NO FLIRTING.


GravatarNTodd, liberal women consider being a cocksucker to be a compliment.


GravatarI've said that the term "cocksucker" is offensive, that fat poor people should get off the Hamburger Helper and McDonalds' 99 cents and that women aren't as talented as gay men as composers or pianists. All of which is true.


GravatarGood evening, everyone. How's tricks?
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GravatarI'm going to go now.

I've started enough shit.


GravatarAnd I see that I owe a couple of people a fizzy beverage.



GravatarBo, okay, okay.

(grudgingly hands over seltzer + lemon slice)


GravatarI think I'll go lie down and rest.
Draco


Have fun!


GravatarI am a cocksucker. That maple syrup enemaed shitwheezle has found me out.


Gravatarare we still talking about needlepoint projects?

dood, did I know that you did needlepoint? Those are gorgeous.


Gravatarrasdaq?
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins


Yeah! I think that's it.


GravatarNBC learned from the mistakes
with "Bionic Woman" and won't let "Knight Rider" disappoint creatively.
Also, they've made the car less gay, the star less hairy, and the theme
song less like an 80's techno tuneWe seriously doubt everything claimed here:


GravatarNTodd, liberal women consider being a cocksucker to be a compliment.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 04.04.08 - 7:24 pm | #

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That's not true.


GravatarIt's weird, having to rely on a younger sibling for help. I'm the eldest, always felt it was my job to comfort and help them.

I'm the youngest, and my siblings are pretty much useless, except the one brother who's in TX, so I wouldn't know about that, but, from where I sit, you take help where you can get it, from whomever's willing to give it, eh?


GravatarStop poking your nose into Democratic tax returns, Tweety. How about checking on McStain for a change?


Gravatarrasdaq?

Yup.


GravatarI think I'll go lie down and rest.
Draco | 04.04.08 - 7:24 pm | #


Copied, printed and onto the pile.


Gravatar
McThuselah?


McAncient.

res, i may have mentioned it.


Gravatarso, i'm laying here on the couch watching Farm Hands (1926).

isn't that ironic, farm hands? when one of my hands is in the freezer?


GravatarYou all complain but none of you have someone on your blog comments linking to his "sexy" drawings of anthropomorphic squirrels wearing lycra and having big giant tits.

the HELL?


I don't know either, but it's so. The Internets are a very silly place.


GravatarThank Kallisto somebody else finally sees what we saw in Kevin Smith's Clerks: this is not a good indy movie, but people who do not know anything about independent film think it is because they don't know any better.


Gravatarrasdaq?

Yeah, whatever happened to radsaq?


Gravatarisn't that ironic, farm hands? when one of my hands is in the freezer?
jdw




Gravatarneedlepoint?

who can sew my hand back on?


Gravatar"I have requested and received approval to have task order six -- which Blackwater has to provide personal protective services in Baghdad -- renewed ... for one year," the head of diplomatic security, Gregory Starr, told reporters....
Asked whether the Blackwater Baghdad deal could be scrapped if the FBI investigation found wrongdoing, Starr said: "We can terminate contracts at the convenience of the government if we have to."

"I am not going to prejudge what the FBI is going to find in their investigation. I think really, it is complex. I think that the U.S. government needs protective services," he said.

"Essentially I think they do a very good job. The September 16th incident was a tragedy. It has to be investigated carefully," he added.
http:// tpmmuckraker.talkingpoint...in_business.php


GravatarBoehner's rule doesn't even rule out Dick Cheney, who is five years McCains junior.

Of course, McCain could rip off Reagan's "Age and experience" joke from the Mondale debate, and I'm sure the press would find it absolutely hilarious.


GravatarY actually loves Clerks and is a huge Kevin Smith fan. K is hogging the keyboard though.


GravatarWhiskyI - May Sharon's presence continue to inspire all who knew her in her too brief stay amongst us.
Roadmaster, Whitewalled |


Thank you, Roadmaster (and NTodd, too).

There haven't been too many people in my life who 'get' me. She was one. I will always be grateful to her for that.


GravatarHey cocksucker, ever heard of Marian McPartland?


Gravatarisn't that ironic, farm hands? when one of my hands is in the freezer?

What's ironic is that my hand is on a farm.


Gravatarthe senate to the rescue -- or not:

The amendments were endorsed a day after the Senate rejected a proposal to let bankruptcy judges modify mortgages on primary residences to help financially distressed homeowners.

The proposal to give bankruptcy judges that authority, as they have with vacation homes and investment properties, was the most controversial in a series of amendments to the larger housing measure. It faced stiff opposition from many Republicans as well as the banking and mortgage loan industries.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/0...&hp& oref=slogin


GravatarWow, Phila makes me reaize I need to be thinking Bigger Thoughts.

How d'you figure?


GravatarLooks like a John Smith marathon on HBO if anyone's missed any epis.


GravatarJdW,

you should see a doctor. Or maybe that Res Ispu guy can help. He seems to be a good hand with a needle.


GravatarI understand that Clerk's can only be properly appreciated by people that have worked in retail.


Gravatar
Yup.
NTodd, Part Of The Pile | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 7:27 pm | #


Oh. You're good.


GravatarJohn Boehner always struck me as a guy who hangs out outside the local high school, waiting for the young girls to get out of class.


GravatarRun, Bob, run!


GravatarJust came in, back from dinner, and scanned the thread. Whoever is posting as Draco is a sick fuck, unless I missed something from the last thread, or something.


Gravataroh man, this bucket is filling up with blood. i'm feeling a little faint.

maybe i should smoke a joint.


GravatarNo peckerwood. Ever heard of Mozart?


GravatarThere haven't been too many people in my life who 'get' me. She was one. I will always be grateful to her for that.
whiskeyina


Damn. So sorry, honey. Good friends are few and far between. I'm glad you had her while you did.


Gravataroopsie, can anone roll a bone for me? never did learn how to do it one handed...


GravatarJust came in, back from dinner, and scanned the thread. Whoever is posting as Draco is a sick fuck, unless I missed something from the last thread, or something.
mer | 04.04.08 - 7:31 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


Was it ever definitely ascertained that any such person lived, let alone died?


Gravataryou should see a doctor. Or maybe that Res Ispu guy can help. He seems to be a good hand with a needle.
Draco | 04.04.08 - 7:30 pm


Gravatarmaybe i should smoke a joint.
jdw


How are you gonna roll a joint?


Gravatarmaybe i should smoke a joint.

You should definitely take more aspirin. And dicoumarin.


GravatarMozart? Hate the guy. Too many notes.


GravatarDraco was every bit as real as me.


GravatarI think that qualifies just about everyone.


GravatarMozart? Hate the guy. Too many notes.
Saleiri | 04.04.08 - 7:33 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


Given to simpering, too.


Gravatarmy stump is starting to tingle. is that a good sign?


GravatarMert -

I'm a little under the weather, and yes, there's some blood loss.

But I haven't had sex in a very long time, which is unfair, with all these cocksuckers on this thread.


GravatarAnd last I heard, Mozart was DEAD.


GravatarAnd was he supposed to be gay? I never heard that.


Gravatar
you should see a doctor. Or maybe that Res Ispu guy can help. He seems to be a good hand with a needle.
Draco


Eat shit and die, you sick fuck.


GravatarAnd last I heard, Mozart was DEAD.
Tlazolteotl | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 7:34 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


You're thinking of Bach....


GravatarOutta here for the homeward dash! L8trz


GravatarThat's not true.
Ô¿Ô | 04.04.08 - 7:25 pm | #


What is wrong with you? Seriously. Have you talked to a doctor?


GravatarA lot of BSG is a testament to how hard it is to kill racist ideas. Why is there the younger Adama character, who does not even have a personality or a role, other than to offer a young white male as a protagonist? Why is a bodacious South African a tertiary character (not quite as bad as it sounds in a show as balanced as like this) while an anorexic is constantly talked up as being astonishingly attractive? Why are none of the robots Hispanic, but as many as they could fit aging white men? Who the frack builds a robot of an aging white man? There's no way we can have an electronic Vida Guerra, but let's go ahead with a hydraulic Brian Mulrooney and seven  back-up William Tafts? Whatever happened to the one black robot (you know, the one in chains)?


Gravatarmy stump is starting to tingle. is that a good sign?

You might want to rub some salt on it, kill those tingle germs.


GravatarYou shall have what you deserve. I wish that on ya.


Gravatar"Was it ever definitely ascertained that any such person lived, let alone died?"
--Phila,

I remember someone posting an obituary from an Atlanta newspaper. But since this is the internets, maybe it's not true. Nonetheless, the person posting here doesn't sound like the Draco I use to read.


GravatarYou might want to rub some salt on it, kill those tingle germs.

Or douse the stump in some bleach.


GravatarIncog, and so shall you, so shall you my friend.


Gravatarit's a strange thing to be handless. it's like i'm floating above myself, looking down and seeing my hand on the floor of the shop. it's like i'm all detached.

i think some duct tape and a pair of channel lock pliers will stop the blood flow, but if not i can maybe cauterize this thing with a blowtorch.

i'd go to the hospital but the thought fills me with ennui.


GravatarThere haven't been too many people in my life who 'get' me. She was one.

Hugs, whiskey. I feel your pain.

I lost my best friend S. back in 1986 to AIDS. He was 23. He would have been an incredible progressive force in American politics, I'm sure of it.


GravatarFwiw, I think Draco was real and that he is now dead.


GravatarStop interfering in Democratic politics, Tweety. Plant your lips on some Repukkke's ass and keep them glued there.


GravatarHow does that morphadite thing work?

Is your ass a cunt? Is you nose a dick? What is where your dick would be if you were a male?


GravatarAlright, I'm going home. Laters.


GravatarI understand that Clerk's can only be properly appreciated by people that have worked in retail.

That just pisses us off further. Kei was clerking in 711 once when some jerk insisted on talking about Clerks for longer than the movie's actual running time. If it wasn't bad enough that people who do not get independent cinema want to use Clerks as their token independent cinema experience, people who do not get the service industry want to use this awful flick as a proof of their solidarity with "the people." Suddenly we feel like Blacks forced to observe a White friend's boogie and corroborate his sense of streetness.


Gravatar"Crisis Pregnancy Center", my ass.

Anti-choice nutbags.


GravatarI remember someone posting an obituary from an Atlanta newspaper. But since this is the internets, maybe it's not true.

IIRC, 4legs was supposed to be contacted and given the actual details. I've never heard anything more about it, from her or anyone else.

Sorry if it's true, of course, but I do think people can be forgiven for skepticism given the source.


GravatarDamn. So sorry, honey. Good friends are few and far between. I'm glad you had her while you did.
V for Virginia


Thanks, V. I certainly met a lot of good souls last weekend -- yet another thing from the weekend (and this crack den) that gives me hope. (Hell! Without realizing it, I wound up on topic!)


Gravatarmaybe cauterize this thing with a blowtorch

You could use it to light that joint!


Gravatarlol I give it all to you.


GravatarDoes HoneyBearKelly know that Rachel is hosting KO tonight?


GravatarOr douse the stump in some bleach.
Tlazolteotl


Or you could rent a stump grinder.


Gravatarlol I give it all to you.
Ô¿Ô | 04.04.08 - 7:40 pm | #

We don't want it, in case you haven't already figured that out.


Gravatar"that gives me hope."

i hope i can reattach my hand.


GravatarIf it wasn't bad enough that people who do not get independent cinema want to use Clerks as their token independent cinema experience, people who do not get the service industry want to use this awful flick as a proof of their solidarity with "the people."

Just saw that for the first time a few weeks ago. It blew like a monsoon.


GravatarDoes HoneyBearKelly know that Rachel is hosting KO tonight?
res ipsa loquitur | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 7:40 pm | #

Thanks! I forgot! Something to look forward to.


GravatarThanks, watertiger. Hugs to you, too. We are lucky to have this crazy gang of atriots to lean on.


GravatarIs Judy Woodruff still a smoker?


Gravatarlol I give it all to you.

Your dickie cunt?

Or your cuntie dick?

It's confusing, the morphaditic shit is.


GravatarPhila, all I know is the person commenting here tonight as Draco doesn't sound anything like the Draco I use to read. He could be bizarre, but this person is mean, and I don't remember that about Draco.


GravatarSorry if it's true, of course, but I do think people can be forgiven for skepticism given the source.
Phila


Copied, printed and onto the voodou pile.


Gravatari hope i can reattach my hand.
jdw


You're reminding me of that Fishing with John episode with Willem Defoe.


Gravatarthis is too muchy hassle typing with one hand. i jammed a pencil into the end of my stump to hit the shift key, but most of the time i miss and it goes into my leg instead.

i'll be ok.

later folks.


GravatarGotta scoot.

Catch you later, maybeez.


GravatarIt's not just that Clerks sucks; it's that there are all these people who insist on talking about how great it is, and then you finally see it and think, what the fuck? Stan Lee's appearance in Mall Rats or the least well thought out bit of Chasing Amy made more sense as a film.


GravatarBy the way, I plan to burn the pile October 14th.


GravatarPhila, all I know is the person commenting here tonight as Draco doesn't sound anything like the Draco I use to read. He could be bizarre, but this person is mean, and I don't remember that about Draco.
mer | 04.04.08 - 7:42 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


Sure. I completely agree with that. It's obviously someone making fun of him.


Gravatarhey whiskey!
Got an e-mail about this year's Green River Fest this morning. Great lineup. See you there?


Gravatari hope i can reattach my hand.

If not, can you FedEx it here? I've always wanted to talk to the hand.


GravatarThank you, Thers. I was needing a little injection of hope tonight. I hope all is well your way.


GravatarOh, and good evening, everybody.


GravatarSo, what's up?


GravatarPhila, all I know is the person commenting here tonight as Draco doesn't sound anything like the Draco I use to read. He could be bizarre, but this person is mean, and I don't remember that about Draco.

Actually, that's exactly what Draco did.


Gravatari miss her eyes


Gravatar Ô¿Ô, why haven't you said hi to me? Am I going on the pile too?


GravatarCopied, printed and onto the voodou pile.
Ô¿Ô | 04.04.08 - 7:43 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


Yeah, best of luck with that. You'll need it either way.


GravatarIt's confusing, the morphaditic shit is.
mimi | 04.04.08 - 7:42 pm | #


You "Atriot" namestealers are breaking up or just really lame these days.


GravatarBy the way, I plan to burn the pile October 14th.

And that's supposed to do what?

Your silly threats are just that.

Dunce.


GravatarFuck John Smith!


GravatarYou're reminding me of that Fishing with John episode with Willem Defoe.

That was a funny show.


Gravatarhey whiskey!
Got an e-mail about this year's Green River Fest this morning. Great lineup. See you there?
bill buckner


It does look swell, eh? I pitched it to watertiger and SteveLG, too!

And I thought of calling my friend Jim Olsen, who books the show, and asking him is it's too late to beg for me to be included on the second stage !


GravatarI know all about selling real estate from watching Glengarry Glenross.


Gravatarthe HELL?

I don't know either, but it's so. The Internets are a very silly place.
Thers


Furries predate the internet.


Gravataryounger than mccain? I guess that lets Jesus right out.


GravatarVicki -- small token of our esteem should be delivered Wednesday.

(It's pretty cute.)


GravatarYou "Atriot" namestealers are breaking up or just really lame these days.


Posts the lamest bore on the internets.


GravatarYeah, best of luck with that. You'll need it either way.
Phila,


Nothing to do with me. It's just you.


GravatarEvening, kids.

It hit sixty-something today! I feel reborn...like a phoenix!

(partially stolen from Frank Costanza)


GravatarSo, what's up?

My johnson. At the thought that, even though I'm dead, I'm still younger than John McCain and, therefore, can receive consideration as his running mate. You have to admit, that, standing next to a corpse, he'll undoubted look less like he's about to kick.
.


GravatarThat was a funny show.
watertiger


I love Willem Defoe. I also loved the Tom Waits episode. I watched all of them except the Dennis Hopper ones recently with the girls. They liked the Matt Dillon one best 'cause they do that silly 'bring the fish' dance to the gods...


Gravatarwhiskey, have a little KT Tunstall.


GravatarBill Buckner -

Did you ever email me?


As ever,

billy b


GravatarOh hai. I dropped in to note that Simels is the only possible running mate for McCain who's OLDER than him, but I see if I did, I'd owe you approximately 83 cokes.

So never mind.


GravatarBoehner is creepy and creepy looking, but I'm sure he'd be more than willing to do the campaign's dirty work if he ran as McCain's vp.
.


GravatarPosts the lamest bore on the internets.
mimi | 04.04.08 - 7:48 pm | #


dave is the namestealer. Badda boom, bang.


Gravatar"Actually, that's exactly what Draco did."
--NTodd,

Really? I must of overlooked that. I remember him talking about music, literature, his family, his health (oh my), his eyesight. I don't remember him being mean, but I tend to remember the good in people when they are not a troll, and I never thought of him as a troll.


GravatarNothing to do with me. It's just you.

NO! It's you.


Gravatar
It does look swell, eh? I pitched it to watertiger and SteveLG, too!


Depending on where I am in July (surf trip in the works), I would love to go to that.


Gravatari'm willing to take the job, as long as someone can confidentially answer a question for me about self-pardons, how plausible it would be for an older man to accidentally fall from a white house balcony, and stuff like that.


GravatarIt hit sixty-something today! I feel reborn...like a phoenix!

that's nice. here, have a tornado.


GravatarBoehner is creepy and creepy looking, but I'm sure he'd be more than willing to do the campaign's dirty work if he ran as McCain's vp.
.


McCain/Boehner?

Sounds like a Viagra ad.


GravatarDepends on how many pretzels he ate, rootless-e.


GravatarNothing to do with me. It's just you.
Ô¿Ô | 04.04.08 - 7:48 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


You don't understand vodou any better than you understand anything else.


GravatarBoehner is creepy and creepy looking, but I'm sure he'd be more than willing to do the campaign's dirty work if he ran as McCain's vp.

galosses loves Boehner


Gravatarthat's nice. here, have a tornado.

Eeesh...my bad. Too soon?


GravatarThese catz are real.


GravatarPhila, do you and yours want to meet the pantless one, his lovely "E", WalterNeff/lovely "P" on 5/18 for lunch?

b a c k b e a t 1 2
gmail


GravatarSome dumbass believes stealing incognito's name will drive him away or hurt his feelings.


Gravatarbilly b -

Yes! (Couldn't do it 'til I got home, as the borg internet police were going from cube to cube today with truncheons and bloodhounds...)


Gravatari miss her eyes
ErinPDX | 04.04.08 - 7:45 pm


Yep. And Jennifer and Jenny from the Blog.


Gravatarthat's nice. here, have a tornado.
theodoric of athens


"Hand me that doublewide..."

[George "Cyclone" Carlin]


GravatarOK, whatever.


GravatarPhila, do you and yours want to meet the pantless one, his lovely "E", WalterNeff/lovely "P" on 5/18 for lunch?

Very possibly! Have to check with the Mrs and see if we're here that week....


GravatarRev. Wright's first name is Jeremiah. The lack of notice indicates how Americans love to talk about their religions, but don't bother to learn anything about it.

I bet more American christians could identify Ron Jeremy than the Prophet Jeremiah.


GravatarAs far as haloscan goes, firefox spits and IE7 swallows.


GravatarI don't want to meet fucking Phila unless he fucking x-posts Hope Fucking Blogging on Pax Fucking America.


GravatarDepending on where I am in July (surf trip in the works), I would love to go to that.
watertiger


It would be groovy if it turned into a mini-escha. A party in my neck of the woods.

Thanks for the KT Tunstall -- I need to work on my indie chops!


GravatarOops, I forgot a fucking.


GravatarYep. And Jennifer and Jenny from the Blog.
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins

indeed

got a kick out of surfdork too....sort of a jr. woody


GravatarI don't want to meet fucking Phila unless he fucking x-posts Hope Fucking Blogging on Pax Fucking America.
NTodd, Part Of The Pile | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 7:56 pm | # [kill]​


Fine. I'll do it now, you assdicking dickass.


GravatarI bet more American christians could identify Ron Jeremy than the Prophet Jeremiah

Well, Ron Jeremy DID make more movies.


GravatarOops, I forgot a fucking.

Do you refund the fiddy cents?


GravatarThen they all hang out together.

I see two of mine looking at eachother like that, there's gonna be fur a-flyin' if I don't move fast...


GravatarEeesh...my bad. Too soon?

the tornado siren got me out of bed this morning. it freaked us a little when the TV weatherman mentioned the arterial a block away. we were in the bathroom (three adults, two three-year-olds, two dogs and a cat) for about ten minutes, but there wasn't actually a tornado.

there were some nasty ones on the other side of the river last month, though.


GravatarA lot of BSG is a testament to how hard it is to kill racist ideas.
--------------------------
Admiral Adama is Hispanic. Sharon/Boomer/ Athena is half Korean.
Dualla is black.
Gaeta is half Chinese.
Torie is of Indian ancestry.
Simon is black.
Helo has aboriginal ancestry.


GravatarFlicked through Tweety's show--he had his ugly, pinched, angry face on, stamping his little feet about Hillary not giving him her '07 tax returns yet.

She promised, he wailed.

Joan Walsh said, Now, TweetyBird, it's not the 15th yet, honey, you might still get you present then IF you're a good little boy.

Sheesh, Tweets. Get a grip!

And so what is they take an extension? You'll have the estimated figure. Get over it. I know you want to revile the nasty dirty Clintons, but you'll get your chance. Or make shit up.


GravatarYou better post, american pax depends on it, Phila!


GravatarFine. I'll do it now, you assdicking dickass.

About goddamned time, you shitpuking fuckcock.


GravatarI bet more American christians could identify Ron Jeremy than the Prophet Jeremiah.

Wasn't he the relatively unattractive prophet with the huge...following?
.


GravatarDo you refund the fiddy cents?

Caveat cocksucker!


GravatarYep. And Jennifer and Jenny from the Blog.
Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins

indeed

got a kick out of surfdork too....sort of a jr. woody
ErinPDX | 04.04.08 - 7:57 pm


And Aquaria/LJ.

And enraged water heater.


GravatarHas Tweets ever ID'd for his viewers what the Independent Women's organization is that Michelle Bernard heads?

Crikey.


GravatarThe term "cocksucker" is offensive, fat poor people should get off the Hamburger Helper and McDonalds' 99 cents and gay men are better pianists than woman.


GravatarThere's only two more hours, that's all the time you've got
Just two more hours until we learn the plot
I'm betting Starbuck is the Cylon
Though we won't likely know tonight
Go on and flame me
If I'm right don't blame me
That she was a toaster all along


GravatarI bet more American christians could identify Ron Jeremy than the Prophet Jeremiah

Last month I had to explain to my wife who Ron Jeremy is.

She hasn't been a christian for a long time, though.


GravatarSome dumbass believes stealing incognito's name will drive him away or hurt his feelings.
bat


No biggie, they couldn't damage it any more than he does hisself...


Gravatar


Newton Minnow |



04.04.08 - 8:00 pm

This was what we meant; it's probably the best job thus far and look at everything you can still say about it.


GravatarAhhh I screwed up the rhyming scheme. Bad catalexis! No biscuit.


GravatarTweety still insane
spouting the same drivel
he said the same load of crap about her presdential papers.
He is nothing but a panty sniffing wuss who really is Judas


Gravataroh my gawd, Rachel is replacing Keith


GravatarRachel!


GravatarCalling an umpire a cocksucker will always get you ejected in MLB.


GravatarRachel instead of Keith!!!


GravatarRachel rocks!!!


Gravatarus shitpuking fuckcock hobags don't get no respect

.


GravatarNow, the night that Bruce Willis reunites with
Ving Rhames for a sci-fi film, he may feel a slight sting. That's pride
farkin' with him. Fark pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps


GravatarYes! I'm going to go watch a gorgeous, unavailable woman on the TeeBee now.


GravatarI know you want to revile the nasty dirty Clintons, but you'll get your chance. Or make shit up.
jawbone


seriously tweety
it is far easier just to point to her recent iran vote, then puke in a faux toilet.

handing bush another loaded gun.... mutter mutter


but then I'd get banned like randi


Gravatarit's the 1st time she's doing the whole hour by herself, no?


GravatarTom Hanks quits Frank Darabont adaptation of
"Fahrenheit 451." Darabont remarks, "The last time he quit one of my
movies, I made 'The Shawshank Redemption,' so fark him"


GravatarYes she is plum p.


GravatarDepending on where I am in July (surf trip in the works), I would love to go to that.
watertiger

Surfing? more wetsuit pics?


GravatarMSNBC: give Rachel her own show, dammit!


Gravatar109 mill is some serious cheese.


GravatarBut what's Rachel going to do when she gets to the part at the end of the show where she has to make fun of psycologically disturbed women like Brittney and the runaway bride?


GravatarRachel is KO? Alright!


Gravatar

Hi Plum P!

I'm officially a Habs fan now that the Canucks have been eliminated. Stupid wankers.


GravatarMSNBC: give Rachel her own show, dammit!

Mebbe it's a trial run? I can't imagine that awful David Gregory piece of shit will last long.


GravatarRachel is a Cylon.


GravatarYep. And Jennifer and Jenny from the Blog. Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins

and Marcia Brady and Ripley and NTodd ...


GravatarOh, and I think Obama should be the nominee instead of Hillamonster.


GravatarRandi Rhodes is a PrOn name.


GravatarRachel CLAP CLAP CLAP Rachel CLAP CLAP CLAP


Gravatartuesday, from john hodgman's blog:
HERE IS MY FEELING: if bees had knees, RACHEL MADDOW would be those knees.


GravatarYep. And Jennifer and Jenny from the Blog. Buckeye. Dealer of Rare Coins

and Marcia Brady and Ripley and NTodd ...
focus smith | 04.04.08 - 8:10 pm |


Who's NTodd?

And Eli, bigvic, Hamletta.


Gravataroh, dear. dana milbank found howie fineman's shoe polish.


GravatarI'm officially a Habs fan now that the Canucks have been eliminated. Stupid wankers.
Ali

bonsoir! Toronto and Edmonton feel your pain as well... us? we can't beleive we can relax this week-end instead of waiting for all the results of the last games before knowing if we'd do the Playoffs or not, which is what we always do usually at this time of year!


GravatarHoly shit is this Rachel Maddow? Is this what Rachel Maddow looks like?


Gravatar109 mill is some serious cheese.
Gomez | 04.04.08 - 8:09 pm | #
--------------------------------
I wonder how much more they made from books and appearances because he was impeached.

No wonder she gets along so well with Newt.


GravatarMebbe it's a trial run? I can't imagine that awful David Gregory piece of shit will last long.
ThinlyVeiled

Hello how long did it take them to get rid of Tucker Carlson and in fact he is still hanging around


GravatarI love Marcia Brady.


GravatarI remember the day Marcia Brady left. It was when that kid got tasered in the college library, and she thought we were down on law enforcement too much.


Gravataroh, dear. dana milbank found howie fineman's shoe polish.
watertiger

it really looks like Nice 'n' Easy of you ask moi


GravatarWho's NTodd?


Fuckwit assmonkey Cleveland Browns fan shitwhistle.


GravatarLook what came up! Must be spring or something.


GravatarMaybe President Obama will appoint Rev. Donnie McGlurkin as the Chaplain of the House. No?


Gravatarif i was a lesbian, it's be so in lust with Rachel right now...


Gravatarit really looks like Nice 'n' Easy of you ask moi
plum p,better democrats please | 04.04.08 - 8:13 pm | #


Grecian Formula.


GravatarWHAT is with that combover?


Gravatar(laura nyro sings)

"last call - for the poverty czar"

.


GravatarHoly fucking shit this is the hottest white chick we've ever seen as a newsreader on an American station.


GravatarI remember the day Marcia Brady left. It was when that kid got tasered in the college library, and she thought we were down on law enforcement too much.
Karin Hussein | 04.04.08 - 8:13 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


I thought she came back under another handle a while back....


GravatarLook what came up! Must be spring or something.
GWPDA

i hate you

we had slushy snow all day today.dammit.


GravatarNice flower GWPDA. We don't have any of those yet because it's been a pretty cool spring so far.


Gravatarno, rachel. now you have the entire fucking weekend to peruse their tax returns instead of speedily reading thru looking for juice for the next day's yammerfest. happy reading.


GravatarHol shit, this is Mark Penn? That's what Mark Penn looks like?
He's a mess.


Gravataroh, dear. dana milbank found howie fineman's shoe polish.
watertiger

damn I loathe them both.

PUT WATERTIGER AND 4LEGS ON MY TEEBEE RIGHT NOW!!!


Gravatardana milbank found howie fineman's shoe polish.

it seems to me that milbank is likely an embarrassment to skull & bones.


GravatarHoly fucking shit this is the hottest white chick we've ever seen as a newsreader on an American station.
kei & yuri nobunaga | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 8:13 pm | #


That's because she's more than just a talking hairdo.


GravatarHoly fucking shit this is the hottest white chick we've ever seen as a newsreader on an American station.
kei & yuri nobunaga


You forgot Deborah Norville.


GravatarI had a crocus pop today.

Purple.


GravatarI had a crocus pop today.

Purple.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore



ooooo
sexay


GravatarI spent the entire day at work, present to the loss that this nation suffered 40 years ago. This does me no good; I was not as productive as I needed to be and my job demands of me the I be highly productive.


GravatarIf I had a gay sister, I'd want her to be like Rachel. My real sisters are pretty cool, btw.


Gravatarit seems to me that milbank is likely an embarrassment to skull & bones.

If they weren't embarrassed about GWB, embarrassment is not in their repetoire.


GravatarShe's doing this awesome Daikon first-wave feminism 1930s thing like it's 1989.


GravatarI had a crocus pop today.

Purple.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore


Those are real purty.

Neighbor of mine plants tulips every year in her yard.....dozen different colors, including one shade of purple that's so dark it looks black from a distance.


Gravatarooooo
sexay
ErinPDX | 04.04.08 - 8:16 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


What's with the weather here? Snow, sun, hail, and rain within a few hours? WTF?


Gravatarbill buckner -

You gots de mail.


Gravatarand who perpetuates that reputation as a maverick...

ugh.


GravatarBeauty.

The hug on repeat.


GravatarI think Rachel is missing the significance of McCain being only 5 points behind either Hillary or Obama. Seems to me that with McCain the undisputed nominee and the dems still slugging it out this is about as good as it gets for McCain. Once the dems have their nominee, no more free ride for Bush III.


GravatarMost Awesomest Bad Military Patches.


GravatarCould be, Phila. Marcia was a lot of fun, I wish she would come back.


GravatarMany, many, many moons ago I tried to get a new handle, and immediately started fighting with a regular and was worried vicki knew so i dropped it.

hee


GravatarWhat's with the weather here? Snow, sun, hail, and rain within a few hours? WTF?
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 8:17 pm | #

Keep an eye out for locusts.


GravatarI remember the day Marcia Brady left. It was when that kid got tasered in the college library, and she thought we were down on law enforcement too much.
Karin Hussein | 04.04.08 - 8:13 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]

I thought she came back under another handle a while back....
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 8:14 pm |


I thought she posted for a bit as Allie.


Gravatarum, Mr. Alter? the media is great at typecasting the dems.


GravatarMebbe it's a trial run? I can't imagine that awful David Gregory piece of shit will last long.

that's fairly shabby treatment for the man who was the only pair of balls in the white house press corps for several years.


GravatarMan, I had a shitty end to my week. I figured out today that I lost a precious line of transgenic mice because a year ago I neglected to spend 3 days checking for something potentially problematic that I suspected had happened. Stupidly, I told my boss (who would otherwise have been completely oblivious)about my concerns, and he told me to be sure to check it out. Then I got really busy and it seemed like I didn't have a problem after all and I just forgot about it. And now I am fucked.


GravatarEast TN is a'blossom right now. Tulips, crocus, redwoods, and the dogwoods are starting to bloom. Sometimes it's worth living here, especially in the spring and fall. So beautiful, I feel stoned all the time.


GravatarHol shit, this is Mark Penn? That's what Mark Penn looks like?
He's a mess.
Karin Hussein


My daughter says he actually makes Rove look presentable.


GravatarRachel: LOVE HER!!!!!

Alter spouts the perennial Chico and the Man defense of the media: "Not my job, man!" Need I say, fuck him!


GravatarMust be spring or something.
GWPDA


*stabitty-stab-stab*


Gravatar
PUT WATERTIGER AND 4LEGS ON MY TEEBEE RIGHT NOW!!!


we're cable access only.


GravatarNeighbor of mine plants tulips every year in her yard.....dozen different colors, including one shade of purple that's so dark it looks black from a distance.

My favorite are the Rembrandt tulips.


Gravatarthat's fairly shabby treatment for the man who was the only pair of balls in the white house press corps for several years.

Have you actually seen the show? It sucks ass.


GravatarSo beautiful, I feel stoned all the time.
mer

stop being mean, dammit!


Gravatarthat's fairly shabby treatment for the man who was the only pair of balls in the white house press corps for several years.
theodoric of athens


Those were pretty weak balls. And apparently an aberration for David Gregory.


GravatarShe did post as Allie. YOu all called her a troll until I said, HI MARCIA!


GravatarYo Gomez,

Did anyone tell you that watertiger and I are probably coming to PBurg this summer? There will be a miniCon and you will be invited.


Gravatarblerb, I'm sorry.


Gravatar"He's a mess."


oh yes!


GravatarJEFFCO!!!


GravatarAnd now I am fucked.
blerb

saving the world is sure is hard


GravatarTulips do really pooly here in Berkeley because we don't get enough winter chill for them. That will be less of a problem over in Walnut Creek.


GravatarWhat's with the weather here? Snow, sun, hail, and rain within a few hours? WTF?
Phila, Pizen Sarpint



There is something I've dubbed Oregon Fever. One MUST go outside if the sun is shining, even if it is 34 degrees, because you never, ever believe you'll really see the sun again or have dry weather in your lifetime.

I grew up here then moved to the east bay....best, most moderate climate anyplace. Damn near drove myself nuts thinking I had to be outside every day. When the hell was I supposed to do needlepoint?


GravatarWhat's with the weather here? Snow, sun, hail, and rain within a few hours? WTF? Phila

Why didn't you tell me you were in Boulder?!?

[Cues up Four Seasons In One Day]


GravatarEast TN is a'blossom right now.

pix from downtown Huntsville (AL) yesterday at the homepage link.


Gravatar"My favorite are the Rembrandt tulips."

i like tulips on my schlong!


GravatarI actually find Rachel Maddow annoying on the radio. She backfills every argument she makes with so much fact she loses the thread of her point. It's like the problem Kerry had when making arguments.


GravatarBilly B -

E-mail received. Give me a week or two , and I'll put together a lovely package for you...


GravatarJEFFCO!!! watertiger

[succumbs to happy feet]


GravatarMy daughter says he actually makes Rove look presentable.

He's got some Chris Hitchens level slovenliness going on there.


GravatarI figured out today that I lost a precious line of transgenic mice because a year ago

Did you check between the sofa cushions?


GravatarMust be spring or something.
GWPDA

*stabitty-stab-stab*
JR, kerosene and a match | Homepage | 04.04.08 - 8:20 pm |


Not even spring here in SW Ohio, no croci up.


Gravatarand immediately started fighting with a regular and was worried vicki knew so i dropped it

Hee hee.

I'm quite intuitive, but I don't always get it right.


Gravatar6 teens playing 3 on 3 out back as if the sun will never shine again.

hail prolly coming any minute now.


Gravatarthat's fairly shabby treatment for the man who was the only pair of balls in the white house press corps for several years.

those were performances that would guarantee him facetime on the nightly news. he forever solidified my low opinion of him when he was back-up dancer to karl rove at one of those wdc dinners.


Gravatarmer, do you have redbud trees?  My hort, from Nebraska, forcibly planted one by my front porch and it's a star - maybe the only Eastern Redbud out here.  It catches the morning sun now, sparkling thru its red leaves.  Delightful!
And the jacaranda is coming into bloom too.  It's 30' tall.  And the flowers are lavender.


GravatarCalling an umpire a cocksucker will always get you ejected in MLB.


Calling galosses a cocksucker will get you a morphadite boyfriend.


GravatarBill O'Reilly and Laura Ingraham tore the America haters like Hollywood far left moguls, Jeremiah Wright, Barak Obama and most of the left wing loons in the Democrat party to shreds tonight on his Fox show. If you don't think the Republicans and John McCain will run against these America haters, think again. This will be a dream to run against Wright and the rest of the Bush/America haters. Dick Morris also thinks The Clintons will probably be indicted based on their tax returns. The Clintons tax returns could potentially be bigger than Whitewater or Monicagate


GravatarRachel Maddow subbing for Keith Olbermann?! Be still my beating heart!

She's SO much better than the other sub they usually have! Is this a dry run for her own MSNBC show?


GravatarIt was when that kid got tasered in the college library, and she thought we were down on law enforcement too much.

Oh look, yet another story came out today of police tasering someone who later died. People need to stop pretending tasers are safe. They're just somewhat less lethal than lead bullets.


GravatarWell, it's not like he's going to fire me over it or anything. This is the first really big mistake like this I've made in over 6 years. He's just going to go into a self-righteous tirade about how he told me so why didn't I keep my promise and I will have to suck it up and eat shit like is was chocolate ice cream. That, and I'll probably be stuck there an extra 3-4 months now. Worse things could happen, but damn did I set myself up.


GravatarYou forgot Deborah Norville.
Gomez


I have a client that looks exactly like her ...


GravatarFYI, today is Muddy Waters' birthday.

Would have been 93...


Gravatar"Not even spring here in SW Ohio, no croci up.":

i got snowdrops!


Gravatarhe forever solidified my low opinion of him when he was back-up dancer to karl rove at one of those wdc dinners.

His rare performances in the briefing room I believe can all be attributed to his feeling personally slighted in some way, not to outrage on behalf of the public he is supposed to be representing and serving. Fuck him and his cool jerk.


GravatarNot even spring here in SW Ohio, no croci up.

daffs are gone here in north alabama. I set out a couple of azaleas last wkend, and we got 2" of rain today, so I expect those to open up RSN.

we have what I think is a bradford pear in the front yard that's in bloom now. dogwoods are due next week, but I don't have any of those, so I'll have to go for a bike ride.


Gravatar6 teens playing 3 on 3 out back as if the sun will never shine again.

hail prolly coming any minute now.
- ErinPDX

Ahhh, Spring in Orygun! I still have welts from being a spectator at my daughter's lacrosse games.


GravatarIs this a dry run for her own MSNBC show?
Southern Beale

we can only hope


GravatarAnd the jacaranda is coming into bloom too.

Oh, how I miss jacaranda trees! And coral trees!

The red buds in Nashville are in full bloom now, though, as are the cherry trees. It's quite lovely.

Also, my pink dogwood is blooming but my white one isn't. Are they racist?


Gravatar I figured out today that I lost a precious line of transgenic mice because a year ago I neglected to spend 3 days checking for something potentially problematic that I suspected had happened.

Have they tried to take over the world?

(Sorry mang, but that was a gimme)


GravatarI've got a Chinese Redbud-it's a smaller tree, a very good bloomer.


Gravatar[succumbs to happy feet]

fanTAStic tune! muchos gracias!


Gravatarwe can only hope
plum p,


Who do we write!


GravatarEvidence of spring will be just about everywhere by tuesday.


Gravatar today is Muddy Waters' birthday.>/i>

If you don't love ole McKinley Morganfield, the terraists have already won...


Gravatarum, Mr. Alter?

A jackass of exponential proportions.


GravatarThanks, I appreciate the humor. It is cheering me up.


Gravatar"Not even spring here in SW Ohio, no croci up.":

i got snowdrops!
jdw | 04.04.08 - 8:25 pm | #


I still remember one graduation weekend, first weekend in may, it snowed.


GravatarI figured out today that I lost a precious line of transgenic mice because a year ago I neglected to spend 3 days checking for something potentially problematic that I suspected had happened.


You know, something about the phrase "line of transgenic mice" makes me not entirely sorry for your loss.


GravatarE-mail received. Give me a week or two , and I'll put together a lovely package for you...


Gracias, mi amigo.

Let me know what I can do. Seriously.


GravatarAnd the jacaranda is coming into bloom too. It's 30' tall. And the flowers are lavender.

GWPDA


Most of the snowbanks washed away in todays mix of snow and rain, the ones that remain are a dark shade of dirt.


GravatarI actually don't believe a guy that jumps on a grenade is a hero.


GravatarI'm actually really glad we're having suchacool spring here in the Bay Area. Since we won't get to move into the new place until May 1st, it was going to be pretty late to plant stuff, but now not so much.


GravatarI actually don't believe a guy that jumps on a grenade is a hero.

Your opinion would probably be very different if yours was the life he saved by doing so.


GravatarThanks, I appreciate the humor. It is cheering me up. - blerb

So just a bad realization and not a career-in-the-shitter catastrophe?


GravatarGood god am I manifestly indifferent to this Red Sox game on the teevee. What is happening to me? I AM MELTING!!!


GravatarIs it EVER "late to plant stuff" in California? I mean, it's not like it freezes.


Gravatar"I still remember one graduation weekend, first weekend in may, it snowed."

oh yeah. we're gonna still have some snow yet. i was gonna put away the snowblower this week but didn't wanna jinx myself.


GravatarI actually don't believe a guy that jumps on a grenade is a hero.
hatch


Why don't you try it and see if you can be a hero?


GravatarJohn Sayles' latest looks pretty good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=r...feature=related


Gravatarhe forever solidified my low opinion of him when he was back-up dancer to karl rove at one of those wdc dinners.
nona


He lost me with that little episode.


Gravataroh, good. she's reaming McHenry!


GravatarKeeneland opened today.


GravatarWhen the hell was I supposed to do needlepoint?
ErinPDX | 04.04.08 - 8:21 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


Beats me. Where am I supposed to buy hard liquor at a decent price, when CostCo and Trader Joe's aren't allowed to sell it?


GravatarThe Clintons tax returns could potentially be bigger than Whitewater or Monicagate -auggiesprick

loosen that chastity belt son you are getting blue brains


GravatarI actually don't believe a guy that jumps on a grenade is a hero.



I actually believe you're an asshole.


GravatarEEEEK!!!!!

It's another 3 am ad!!!!


EEEEEK!!!!!

It's from John McCain!


EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!!!


Gravatarsomething about the phrase "line of transgenic mice" makes me not entirely sorry for your loss.
Southern Beale


FWIW, they are looking like a promising model of human autoimmune disease. And there is no way in hell the project will be dropped over this. More mice will just have to live and die in my colony, because this line is now useless. So even from a mouse-hugger's point of view, this is not a good thing. I just wasted the lives of a whole bunch of laboratory animals.


GravatarYou know, something about the phrase "line of transgenic mice" makes me not entirely sorry for your loss.

in other biology news, the mancow has died.


GravatarThanks, I appreciate the humor. It is cheering me up.

The quality of mouse genes in this strain droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath.


Gravatarha! mcsame 3 am ad just ran here.

FOAD, you senile old fuck.


GravatarOh noes! McCain has a 3 am phone ad!


GravatarWhat is happening to me? I AM MELTING!!! - bill buckner

Welcome to my side of the hill.


GravatarYou know, something about the phrase "line of transgenic mice" makes me not entirely sorry for your loss.

I wanted to say that but I've provoked enough wrath of late.


GravatarKeeneland opened today.


I've been a few times. It's fun.


GravatarGood god am I manifestly indifferent to this Red Sox game on the teevee. What is happening to me? I AM MELTING!!!

Is this the right time to tell you I'm going to Yankee Stadium tomorrow?


GravatarReading up above I concede this is a very bad thread to post this on, but...

my house got hit with lightning Sunday night and my flatscreen (skinny, not flat CRT) now only displays in red. Except when you hit the Monitor-controls switch, when that little menu comes up it has all its colors, which gives me hope. (see, on topic.)

Any advice on how to persuade it to go all multicolor all over? None of the monitor-control switches did anything.

No money for replacement, so this is DIY or haul the fuzzy old CRT back out of the closet.

thx...


Gravatarloosen that chastity belt son you are getting blue brains
focus smith




Gravatarin other biology news, the mancow has died.


I guess this isn't about the pregnant dude, is it?


Gravatarloosen that chastity belt son you are getting blue brains




fifi d'auggy's brain is the size of its gonads. Think toy poodle.

Not much there to turn blue.


Gravatar"Where am I supposed to buy hard liquor at a decent price,"

suck it up and pay. some things are worth it.


Gravatar.I mean, it's not like it freezes.


That is only true in the extreme southern portion and in a thin strip along the coast. Even in Berkeley you get occasional frosts -- More so just another 15 miles inland in Walnut Creek.


Gravataroh, good. she's reaming McHenry! - watertiger

NTodd's dildo rides again.


GravatarI just wasted the lives of a whole bunch of laboratory animals.
blerb


Maybe not. Have you contacted Purina about a potential new flavour of Fancy Feast?

Why, yes, the cat is looking over my sholder, why do you ask?


GravatarReaming McHenry

Now *that's* a good name for a band!


Gravatar"Out for the evening soon. No Battlestar Galactica spoilers allowed."

Revelation of the night.

Adama is looking at the star charts.

Raises an eyebrow.

Then slowly turns the charts right side up.


GravatarI actually don't believe a guy that jumps on a grenade is a hero.

Speculative wisdom in the marines from waiting outside offices in hallways and breezeways decorated with photos and bios of Medal of Honor winners, most of which are for self-grenading, seriously doubts the integrity of these accounts. Firstly: this is a foolproof way of getting rid of someone the rest of the unit hates. Secondly, there are other ways of getting rid of a grenade -- the murder conspiracy is protected by the solemnity of the situation. Thirdly, the only officer we'd seen who had this kind of story managed to take a grenade in such a way as to only lose a leg, and not a single one of his enlisted counterparts had that particular brainstorm? Fourthly, you learn quickly in peacetime live round exercises that there are people who can't operate a grenade to save their lives (Robert Dole is an example of this) and what are you gonna tell their pappy, that he was a doofus whose probably genetic butterfingers endangered the unit with a mishandled grenade or that he fell on an enemies' grenade to save others?


GravatarSo even from a mouse-hugger's point of view, this is not a good thing.

I'm not a big mouse-hugger, but "transgenic mice" sound like the kind of laboratory-experiment-gone-wrong plot device in a dozen post-apocalyptic story lines.

But, sorry for your loss. I guess.


GravatarSo my lovely wife and I are off to a big local Humane Society gala dinner in a bit.

Thankfully, the tickets were gratis for all the work I've been doing, since we've had to haul Rex Rabbit to the vet twice in the past two days and he's cost us a SHITLOAD of money we don't have. Of course, they've found nothing wrong with him, but promise more tests... meanwhile, Rex just sits there, looking slightly bored...


GravatarWarranty expired, Xan?


Gravatar
Most of the snowbanks washed away in todays mix of snow and rain, the ones that remain are a dark shade of dirt.


But you'll be having wonderful weather in two months when it's already 105F here and everything has begun to die back. 

One of my favorite things is happening now tho - my Desert Rose that I planted three years ago is back - and it's in bloom.  Love that stuff.


Gravatar.Why, yes, the cat is looking over my sholder, why do you ask?




Alas, they are transgenic, so we can't even donate them to the zoo where they would at least serve to feed some hungry reptile/cat.


GravatarThat is only true in the extreme southern portion and in a thin strip along the coast. Even in Berkeley you get occasional frosts -- More so just another 15 miles inland in Walnut Creek.

My sister lives in Marin County. She's never lost anything to frost.


Gravatar


EkCenTri

Jason, who convinced us to watch, points out brilliantly that WHY OUT OF FLATLAND DOES A STARSHIP USE TWO-DIMENSIONAL MAPPING?


Gravatarsheetzes.


GravatarAlas, they are transgenic, so we can't even donate them to the zoo
blerb


Erm, so?

Unless you spliced in a toxin producing gene (which would have probably killed the little vermin anyhow) ....


GravatarI'm not a big mouse-hugger, but "transgenic mice" sound like the kind of laboratory-experiment-gone-wrong plot device in a dozen post-apocalyptic story lines.


heh.

My bunch grows the antibodies in goats, sheep, wabbits, and meeces.

We have fucking farms where we grow the shit. Only the meeces are executed at harvest, tho.


Gravataranyone remember whose niece is on what not to wear tonight?


Gravatar. but "transgenic mice" sound like the kind of laboratory-experiment-gone-wrong plot device in a dozen post-apocalyptic story lines.


Without transgenic mice, the progress of basic medical research would pretty much grind to a halt. You can decide for yourself if that is a good thing. This isn't about testing shampoo. It is about establishing the causes of and finding cures for serious human diseases.


GravatarWe have fucking farms where we grow the shit.

Mmmm, fucking farms! Sounds like fun!


Gravatar
Is this the right time to tell you I'm going to Yankee Stadium tomorrow?


I'm still cheesed that Sox/Yankees are playing 5 times in April, when it means nothing. Gotta save those games for late summer, when, um, TENDENCIES run high... (Nuthin' like it in the world...)


GravatarWHY OUT OF FLATLAND DOES A STARSHIP USE TWO-DIMENSIONAL MAPPING?

Check the vector, Victor.


Gravatar
Now *that's* a good name for a band!


I'd go see that show.


GravatarYou get more forgiveness in CA, mountains aside, but some plants need x amount of daylight to make it and temperatures/daylight come down considerably in the fall.


Gravatarhuman autoimmune disease????????


People who insist on riding bikes to work?


GravatarGood god am I manifestly indifferent to this Red Sox game on the teevee. What is happening to me? I AM MELTING!!!

Two observations: One. The Blue Jays uniforms look like pajamas. Two. The team wearing baby blue never wins.


GravatarI wonder if the Hillary campaign feels all warm and fuzzy about McCain using their 3am meme as a weapon against Democrats? It's not like they weren't warned.

But how badly stupid is that McCain ad? Who's calling about financial problems at 3am, someone from Hang Sen in Hong Kong?


GravatarBeats me. Where am I supposed to buy hard liquor at a decent price, when CostCo and Trader Joe's aren't allowed to sell it?
Phila, Pizen Sarpint

that's why people take road trips to the border i guess


GravatarUnless you spliced in a toxin producing gene (which would have probably killed the little vermin anyhow) ....
JR, kerosene and a match


Apparently the SF zoo has a no GMO policy for their animal feed. Whatever.


GravatarNow *that's* a good name for a band!

Wait'll ya see the new thread.


GravatarIt is about establishing the causes of and finding cures for serious human diseases.

Ok, but it's on your conscience when the next Hitler doesn't die in childhood.


GravatarWow, SkyBus going out of business. Another airline bites the dust.
.


Gravatar.I mean, it's not like it freezes.

Heat retards growth however.  It's kind of a delicate balance for somethings.  For example, Monday, my hort's planting me a great big blood orange and a Desert Gold peach - had we a normal spring - that is, with April in the high 80s/low 90s, it'd be too late for the peach tree - it wouldn't live.  This year, where it's still in the high 50s at night and no more than 80 in the day, it's got a good chance, late tho it is.


GravatarYou know, something about the phrase "line of transgenic mice" makes me not entirely sorry for your loss.
Southern Beale


SB-- Transgenic mice allow people to identify the function of genes, to learn about human genetic disease, and to understand why different people do or don't respond to medical treatments.

It isn't anything freaky or monster-creating. Just looking at gene function one at a time.


GravatarPhila, wait until 6/21.
It's light until 10PM....


Gravatartransgendered mice?


GravatarWarranty expired, Xan?
Karin Hussein |


Alas, yes, long since. It's a couple years old anyway; I just inherited it at Xmas though and the old CRT really is fuzzola-crappy.

Available funds have to go to fixing whatever motor, or control circuit, blew out in the furnace. Or else a new microwave.

I bow to the deities in charge of circuit breakers though; those were the only true fatalities, exept for the twisty-fluorescent bulb in the bathroom ceiling.


GravatarOk, but it's on your conscience when the next Hitler doesn't die in childhood



A pleasure to converse with you last weekend, my good man.


Gravatartransgendered mice?


It's a blerb thang, gf.


GravatarHey, those goats they use for polyclonal antibodies have a pretty good life. Santa Cruz biotech apparently just has them grazing out on a scenic hillside somewhere down there. They get a few shots and they have to give blood every couple of weeks. I'd do that if it was all I had to endure to make a living.


GravatarIs it EVER "late to plant stuff" in California? I mean, it's not like it freezes.

aren't plants photo trophic, hours of light, not temps rule.


GravatarThread of video wierdness above.


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GravatarA pleasure to converse with you last weekend, my good man. billy b

And you as well! I feel like we should hang out at a barbecue, so long as you don't object to my veggie burgers.


GravatarHey, those goats they use for polyclonal antibodies have a pretty good life. Santa Cruz bio

Ever hear of Syva?


GravatarAnd you as well! I feel like we should hang out at a barbecue, so long as you don't object to my veggie burgers.


Not if you'll spot me the pork ribs...


GravatarGood god am I manifestly indifferent to this Red Sox game on the teevee. What is happening to me? I AM MELTING!!!
bill buckner | 04.04.08 - 8:31 pm | #


This is what happens when you WIN.


GravatarHere's the joke: Boehner is a terrorist sympathizer!

The two leaders were mid-meeting inside a white tent in the desert when [Libya President Moammar]Gadhafi directed one of his aides to bring him the case for the sunglasses he was wearing, Boehner said. When the aide brought the case, he removed the glasses, cleaned them and then offered them to Boehner.

“The desert is not kind to blues eyes so I had these sunglasses on,” Boehner said.

When Boehner attempted to return the glasses, Gadhafi insisted that he keep them.


GravatarIsn't DIck Cheney younger than McCain? There's your answer


GravatarWhat is interesting is this comment:

Boehner said, "Ron Paul wrote a check! Ron Paul! First time ever!"

If anyone gave money to Ron Paul, they might as well have just given it to the GOP. Ron Paul lie about everything, did he.


Gravatar"The running mate must be younger than John McCain."

Possible candidates include Cro-Magnon Man, Lucy, and God.


GravatarAnd the answer is:

Headline:
Boehner Narrows VP Short List to Everyone on the Planet


GravatarI guess that rules out Ronald Reagan.


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