HULK SMASH!!!

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Gravatarleibniz??


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GravatarDamn you, liebniz!


Gravatarhi whiskey-whatever!


GravatarYou know, "first" is usually sufficient.


Gravatarleibniz needs a hobby.


GravatarI, too, am fucking Matt Damon.


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GravatarThank jeebus.


GravatarYeah, and I read that last night and it is exactly right. But what difference will it make?

(crickets)

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
Thats how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died


L.Cohen


GravatarHas anyone ever seen Jamison Foser and Glenn Greenwald in the same room?


Gravatarleibniz needs a hobby.

I have one. Ask mer.


GravatarI'm tellin' mer!


GravatarMedia doesn't matter.


GravatarHas anyone ever seen Jamison Foser and Glenn Greenwald in the same room?

Mail them each a copy of Strunk & White.


GravatarSpeaking of constitution and selective use for the liberal agenda, you people want the right of free speech on public property, but not the right to practice religion on public property. You ignore that part of the Bill of Rights.

Hey, reich-tard, there is no right to practice *a single* religion on public property. All or nothing, just like free speech.


Gravatarhi whiskey-whatever!
leibniz♘☮


My new nym??


GravatarTCB is a Christian, huh? Remember that story he told of taking a big stinking shit at his date's apartment? Very Christianlike, that one.


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Mail them each a copy of Strunk & White.


This is good advise in any case.


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GravatarThere's no shortage of good story material lately, that's for sure.
SteveNS


Like the fact that the National ComPost's development bank document may have been a forgery, and now they have to turn it over?

Bwahahahahahahahahaha.


GravatarHas anyone ever seen Jamison Foser and Glenn Greenwald in the same room?

I've never seen either in *any* room.

I can only conclude that they are both Atrios' alter egos.


Gravatarooh--we have had the loveliest snowy morning here, tons of new snow. and the sun just peeked out and birds are singing.

happy march.


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I, too, am fucking Matt Damon.



we've all long suspected that


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I've never seen either in *any* room.


None of you exist. It's one particularly clever AI writing the entire internet as I navigate to each page.


GravatarLike the fact that the National ComPost's development bank document may have been a forgery, and now they have to turn it over?

Everything that's ever been owned by Conrad Black should be thrown on a giant scrap heap.


GravatarAlthough the public square exists primarily for the type of communication essential to the furtherance of democracy, you're welcome to use it to rant about your sky fairy of choice, as long as you don't expect the government to force me to listen, and as long as you don't attempt to prevent others from ranting about their own delusions.

However, if you expect a free invitation to air your little sci-fi fantasies at a school assembly or a government meeting that I am obliged to attend, you're going to get about as warm a reception as the guy who pees in the punch bowl. Worse, in fact, since I don't have to drink the punch.


GravatarI, too, am fucking Matt Damon.

I'm fucking Ben Affleck.


GravatarThat post was fantastic!!

He's coined a new phrase, too:

It takes a special kind of dishonesty to falsely describe someone's previous comments in order to accuse them of lying and breaking their word. There should be a word for that kind of behavior. In light of Russert's question to Clinton last fall and to Obama this week, perhaps it should be called "pulling a Russert."


GravatarEverything that's ever been owned by Conrad Black should be thrown on a giant scrap heap.
SteveNS


Okay!

/Transcon execs, killing the Daily News


Gravatarwe've all long suspected that

Would it be Sarah Silverman...would it be....

Alas....


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Everything that's ever been owned by Conrad Black should be thrown on a giant scrap heap.


With Barbara Amiel at the bottom.


Gravatarkilling the Daily News
Moe Szyslak


Didn't Black already do that?

Gutted all the local dailies to keep the bloated, bleeding corpse of the National ComPost afloat, that is.


Gravatar the sun just peeked out and birds are singing.

Alas, still snowing here. Must go out and shovel soon. *deep sigh*


GravatarWith Barbara Amiel at the bottom.
Richard


I like that idea. A lot.


GravatarI'm fucking Ben Affleck.


And all this time I was under the impression you were Bob Denver...


GravatarWith Barbara Amiel at the bottom.
Richard


She's used to that.


GravatarAs one Cleveland resident noted, "We've got the mortgage industry's toxic waste scattered all over this city, but Mr. Blue Collar Buffalo and Cleveland Marshall Guy Russert couldn't be bothered with a question about it.

Of course not--the mere mention of the mortgage crisis makes Republicans look bad, and Timmy couldn't figure out a way to swift-boat Obama over it.


GravatarOh look, blogspot has had its coffee....


GravatarPeople have every right to practice religion on government property. Governments, or those standing for them, do not. The distinction is crucial.

It's right there in the First Amendment to the US Constitution:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

You could look it up.


GravatarAnd all this time I was under the impression you were Bob Denver...

He smokes more pot than I.

Plus, he lives in West Virginia.

Ick.


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GravatarIs there babyage yet?


GravatarDidn't Black already do that?

Gutted all the local dailies to keep the bloated, bleeding corpse of the National ComPost afloat, that is.
JR,


The Halifax Daily News limped along until last month, when Transcon killed it. Actually, while the paper itself was bleeding money, the old "Daily News" business itself--the printing press, the associated publications-- was profitable. It takes a certain perversity to reduce it to its component parts...


GravatarYou could look it up.
ProfWombat


Or someone could read it to him.

Literacy is hard.


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Russert: I am now going to talk for a half an hour about bullshit - your tax returns hillary

Clinton: sorry i fell asleep while you were talking

Russert: will you release 10,000 pages from teh Archives

Clinton: i don't run the National Archives dumbass
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GravatarI'm off to a gig. Talk to you later, beautiful people.


GravatarIt takes a certain perversity to reduce it to its component parts...
Moe Szyslak


Those folks like breaking things.


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TCB is a Christian, huh?


He's trolled Beliefnet.com as Shoelimpy. An equal opportunity troll.


GravatarRussert gave no indication of why Obama was uniquely qualified or required to comment on Belafonte's comments.

It's a mystery why Timmeh might think that.

(The only other time Russert has ever asked anyone about any comments made by Harry Belafonte, according to Nexis 2003, when Russert asked then-Secretary of State Colin Powell about comments Belafonte made about U.S. actions toward Cuba.)

Just a mystery.


GravatarGood god... that Foser column sprained my scrolling finger and depressed me to boot.

I knew Russert was a hateful, biased ignoramus but it's still hard to stomach seeing it spelled out chapter and verse in one place.


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Russert: do you accept the support of the Scary Black Louis Farrakhan

Obama: no i don't

Russert: but will reject his vote?

Obama: well I can't-

Russert: but he said judaism was a gutter religion-

Obama: shut the fuck up shithead

Russert: but you think Farrakhan epitomizes greatness what about the Jews!!???!!?

Obama: one more such question and i will reach across the table punch that grin off your fat face
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GravatarShorter Tim Russert at every debate, every roundtable, every opportunity: "Timmeh! Timmeh Timmeh Timmeh!!!"

Timmeh.


GravatarI'm afraid you people are woefully misinformed about Senator Obama's secret calypso career.

Shame on you.


GravatarTimmeh.


You left out Buffalo.


GravatarObama: one more such question and i will reach across the table punch that grin off your fat face

I would donate $100 for that.


GravatarI'm afraid you people are woefully misinformed about Senator Obama's secret calypso career.

Timmeh told me Obama invented peanut butter.


GravatarIs there babyage yet?
V for Virginia, home again


I'm reminded of the wonderful Rita Rudner who remarked that a friend of hers was in labor for 17 hours.


"I don't want to do something that feels good for seventeen hours."


GravatarJust a mystery.
sdf (Stu), Dodd for Majority L


Shorter Timmeh: "So, B. Hussein, being a nigger and all, you must believe what all these other crazy niggers ras are saying. You all know each other, right, boy?"

Tim Russert, Ladies and Gentlemen: one of the few humans alive who can actually give Buffalo a worse name than it already has.


GravatarNIM AND JEN BABY ALERT:

Alas, nothing new.


GravatarHere's a twofer: Russert could ask Obama to comment on Stokely Carmichael's notorious statement that the position of women in the movement is prone.

If that didn't work, Russert could always bring up Marcus Garvey. He probably will.

A casual observer could just see the merest hint of a pattern here...


GravatarJust think, not that long ago Jerry Falwell called her
"Ellen Degenerate" and now, she's busting a move with a presidential candidate!


GravatarCoT, have you considered a career in speech-writing? I think you'd be an asset to the Obama campaign. You're "so well-spoken" and all...


GravatarI'm fucking Seth Rogen!


GravatarI'm afraid you people are woefully misinformed about Senator Obama's secret calypso career.

Shame on you.


He put the lime in the coconut.


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Gravatar♪ Timmeh come and I wanna go home...


GravatarI'm fucking insane.


GravatarIt's obvious to anyone that's watched Russert that he interviews republics in a vastly different manner than he does a Democrat.

The latter should call him on it.


Gravatar♪ Timmeh come and I wanna go home...
JeffCO


Ah, yes, "The Swift Banana Boat Song"


GravatarBitch stole mah dope!


GravatarI'm afraid you people are woefully misinformed about Senator Obama's secret calypso career.

That's where the Farrakhan connection developed. Farrakhan recorded a few calypso albums as "The Charmer".

That he did so before Obama was born is beside the point, of course.


GravatarBTW, WTF with this site today?  Took forever to load.


GravatarI'm fucking Seth Rogen!


THAT should be your Facebook status line


GravatarWTF with this site today? Took forever to load.


Yesterday and the day before for me.

Maybe it's swooping in from the west, headed east.


GravatarYes, it did take forever -- and I have no idea why.


Gravatarwatertiger sez:

I'm fucking Seth Rogen!

Umm, ...eeewww?


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GravatarRussert, who calls himself a journalist, has also said that when he talks to a source, it's presumed to be off the record.

That's sort of like a candidate for tenure in a physics department saying, 'Y'know, Velikovsky had some good points.'


GravatarShorter Timmeh: "So, B. Hussein, being a nigger and all, you must believe what all these other crazy niggers ras are saying. You all know each other, right, boy?"


Lil' Russ is an equal opportunity cracker.


GravatarSeth should be so lucky.


GravatarI'm fucking coughing up a lung!

Wait, I should probably read what this is all about...


GravatarFront page of the deadtree NYT:

Obama Walks Fine Line in Wooing Jewish Voters.



thanks, NY Stenographer!


GravatarI really should start thinking about what groceries I need to pick up.

I'm going to waste the whole day at this rate.


GravatarI'm fucking Seth Rogen! watertiger

[some vaguely sexual reference to Pineapple Express incorporating B-52s' Strobe Light]


GravatarI'm not fuckin' anything. Results in labor pains.


GravatarThat's sort of like a candidate for tenure in a physics department saying, 'Y'know, Velikovsky had some good points.'
ProfWombat


on top of his head.


GravatarUmm, ...eeewww?


Sorry, Rising Hegemon After Dark reference.


GravatarI'm not fucking anybody. Hence the spare time to hang out here


Gravatarerreands beckon--back in a while


GravatarYou all know each other, right, boy?"


You see a boy, put five dollars in his pocket.


GravatarFront page of the deadtree NYT:

Obama Walks Fine Line in Wooing Jewish Voters.


Unfuckingbelievable.


GravatarAnybody got some spare Preparation H? My butt is really sore.


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GravatarI'm fucking the New York Times!

Now I know why they call him "Pinch".


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GravatarHence the spare time to hang out here
whiskey


The SO is out, the cat is napping, the snake is channeling his inner python, and the dog has been kicked in the head.

So I'm here with my coffe to annoy you folks.


GravatarMan, I really wanted Nim and Jen to have a 2/29 baby.

that would've been so cool.

[cues up "Pirates of Penzance"]


GravatarFoser:

It takes a special kind of dishonesty to falsely describe someone's previous comments in order to accuse them of lying and breaking their word. There should be a word for that kind of behavior. In light of Russert's question to Clinton last fall and to Obama this week, perhaps it should be called "pulling a Russert."


GravatarAt the next opportunity Russert plans to go nuclear and ask Obama to denounce Allen Iverson's cornrows and tattoos.


GravatarSo we know what men driving hyper-horsepowered cars are compensating for -- but that woman in the Cadillac CTS who wants to peal out and beat the Boy's Club at the light...what's she compensating for?


GravatarObama Walks Fine Line in Wooing Jewish Voters.

Post version: FINE LINE WOOS JEWS


GravatarI can't find this by Googling and I have no one else to ask.

How can light be refracted or "bent" by a prism when it has no mass?


GravatarI'll just hang here for the 20 minutes it takes to find the new thread, shall I?


GravatarHow can light be refracted or "bent" by a prism when it has no mass?

Light is made of photons, which have characteristics of both particles and waves.

Please await Dr Derbes for further enlightenment. (I got out of my quantum mechanics class with a B- and my life).


GravatarI'll just hang here for the 20 minutes it takes to find the new thread, shall I?

Ctrl + F5 is your friend.


GravatarWavicles!!!


GravatarHow can light be refracted or "bent" by a prism when it has no mass?


Light travels different speeds thru different mediums.

Refraction is independent of mass.

http://physics.bu.edu/~duffy/ PY1...Reflection.html


GravatarLast night I flashed on the republican ad strategy. They should license that video of Michael Richards screaming at that comedy club, over and over. I think that's the level it takes to get through to their base.


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