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Fear of vomiting is also one of my fears, buddy. It sucks. As soon as I start vomiting, I also start crying, I get really pale, all kind of suicidal thoughts strike my mind and then I want to be petted and brought to sleep and suck on my thumb.
Which also means that I can get drunk really fast, then sober up, then get drunk again, and so on, and I might get a little dizzy, but no one ever has to clean up after me (except for, well, three times so far. We have a lot in common).
The "krarpa" push down... my partner used the do the same thing with his stomach. He also had an aversion to vomitus, but it was all kinds. If he just hears someone wretching he's start wretching himself, and then he would do the "krarpa" push down (some comibination of karma and crap since it was in some area affecting a chi or a tai or some garbage).
It never worked for him because in the end he was always hurling on the cabinets.
Oh, and not for nothing, but the Stackers are kind of misleading, I thought they were the whopper patties but they aren't. Damn the King.
I think I love your wife.
omg, just today I was going to write about "who orders these 3-burger monstrosities anyway?" and it ends up you eat that PLUS 2 more burgers and a shake?
dude! you know there's much faster ways to commit suicide; right?
Sera: That's why I like you. Except that you don't like Buffy.
Watchdog: Well, my chi must be better aligned then.
M.A.T.: She is definitely amazing.
Dawn: I only do that occasionally, and it normally is enough food for me for 18 hours or so. I'm a human trash compactor.
I thought i was the only one with an irrational fear of vomitting and the ability to actually force myself to not vomit.
although... you know.. it may have been better in this one exterminating-included-instance, to let it come OUT of you.
I once vomited someone bright green after a night of too many drinks.
Turned out to be a half-digested gummy bear.
lol
Dude, you ate *five* hamburgers for dinner!
Ironically, you probably would have felt much better if you had just puked!
I take Pepto Bismol. That stuff cures anything.
I thought I was the only one with the irrational "I'd rather suffer for three hours rather than vomit" issue. I've vomited once in my life. Ravioli. Couldn't make the can (toilet). In the bathtub.
You have any idea how awful it is to vomit all over the tub and then have to clean it up, because the quasi-digested chunks of Chef Boyardee are too big to go down the drain?
Not good times.
Here's another favorite: when you eat like a pig too late at night, end up sleeping on your stomach, and get awakened by bile in your throat because your fat in your gut has pushed the contents of your stomach up into your throat. Occupational hazard of being a fatguy. Sucks.
DUDE! I *like* Buffy. I just didn't like that episode. I mean, I liked Buffy when I was 12 and then I stopped liking after 3rd season when Faith went and then, when Angel finally went to piss off the show got better, AND we had a lesbian, how could I NOT like this show?
I just hate to admit it, because it makes me look so Emo 
Britt: Never! I will never let things expel themselves from my mouth.
Su: Ew.
Poppy: Yes. Yes, I did.
Dave: Pepto Bismol ain't strong enough to cure that. I think Pepcid or Tums would have been partially helpful if I had taken them before bed.
Kal: I know what you mean. Also, I don't think that's being a fat guy as much as it getting older and having some minor acid reflux. I have the same thing happen to me with certain foods if I eat them too late, and this is even if I sleep on my side.
Sera: Liking Buffy doesn't make you Emo. It makes you intelligent! Emo kids want to be Willow so they can cry about Tara's death.
ugh. I remember the last time I hurled it was so bad I peed on myself. Afterwards I look like that thing from Jeepers Creepers had taken me and dropped me back off. It was horrible.
Stilt: That's hilarious.
OMFG! I almost pissed myself because I was laughing so hard! Please start video taping yourself in your day to day activities and share with your loyal readers. Why can't we all be cool like you, Vomitus Maximus?
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