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Very cool!!! I love the eucharist... gives me a reason to stock up on the microwaveable ones!!!
The only real challenge will be memorizing and performing one of those songs... can we add Samantha Fox to that list? Is she Holey enough?
Okay, I am in. I don't have to fucking go to church or anything right?
I will have to find some free implementation to link back, but this is going up.
A webring coming?
Give me a job and I'll blog about!
Dog, welcome to the flock. I'm not familiar with Samantha Fox - can you give me an example of a song?
HCG, welcome to the flock. No attendance of anything is necessary. Just blog like the wind!
Franky, welcome to the flock. A webring might be a good idea! Go and proselytize!
I am SO in!
My belief in Daveism and my membership in the Church of Daveology doesn't seem to conflict with the Church of Holy Avitableness, so I think I'll sign up.
I am a bit bummed that I am forbidden from creating a PetBlog though. I have my eye on a goldfish at the local pet store, and I'm sure he will have a lot to say.
I'm in, but you already knew that! A webring would bring us altogther!!
As with Coffee Girl, as long as I'm not required to go to an actual church!
OOO! Ooo!! Can I be burned at the stake!? Pick me! Pick me!!
I want a bracelet. Why should Kabbalah have all the good accessories?
Interesting, the next Ron L. Hubbard?
You like your new cam, huh? 
I'm with it.. hey, and thanks for mentioning #2, your blog almost falls into that category of sin. I'm glad you cleared out the limits.
Fianlly, a socially acceptable reason to have "Sk8er Boi" memorized.
dude, it's too big. can you email me code for a picture half that size? I've drunken the koolaide, and it's name is avitable!
I have found the way. If anyone needs me, I'll be practicing for my performance of Hollaback Girl.
Laci, welcome to the flock!
Dave, welcome to the flock. I think Daveology and Avitableness can mutually enjoy your worship. Your goldfish is not welcome.
Steph, welcome to the flock! I knew you'd be in!
RW, does this mean you don't want to join? So sad.
Mist, that's a brilliant idea. I think I'll work on that. And maybe some henna, too. Welcome to the flock.
Jason, only if I'm lucky!
Sara, welcome to the flock. I'm not that bad about memes, am I? I'd hate to be run out of my own church.
Kal, exactly! Welcome to the flock.
Todd, I've added code for a smaller banner. Welcome to the flock.
Ethel, awesome! Thanks for the visit and comment, and welcome to the flock.
LOL - Damn! If it wasn't for that chocolate covered burrito thingy....
Britt, the burrito is only a requisite for those who want to be ministers. You can be a parishioner without being forced to eat the holy communion.
I will help burn RW at the stake!
We can do it right before fellowship!
Oh, what a cute little angelic pic of you!
O Holy One, is there any sort of penance for a sinner ? Alas, I was all gung ho to join, but my fucking cats have a blog. They hate me, and write horrible things about me in it, but i fear it disqualifies me. Is there anything one can do ? Or must I just accept damnation ?
lmao! I love how you feel that Hateblogging is ALMOST as bad as Mommyblogging!! ha ha ha!!
Starbender, I think we can bring RW into the flock.
T, I know! I'm so innocent!
Paticus, well, it's not your main blog, so maybe we can grant an exception.
Dawn, well at least hatebloggers aren't talking about their fucking kids all the time!
Do you need to see the blog before passing judgement ? I certainly do not wish to besmirch the good name of the church. i do appreciate your divine consideration.
wull geez... you ain't kegit unless you have your heretics! Why can't I be the heretic!? (pouts)
kegit: slang for "legit" when said after seventeen Mike's Hard Limes...
I'm in, bringing the pirates and cheese, as usual. I mean, what kind of church doesn't have pirates? And cheese?!
And do we have to light RW up? Can't we just nail him to a wall? Then he'd be art.
It's more INCLUSIVE.
I feel so Katie Holmes right now.
It's kinda scary.
Paticus, I've seen it. You're forgiven.
RW, you're too cool to be a heretic. The screaming crazy bastards will be the heretics.
Tracy, pirates are a brilliant idea. Cheese sounds good, too. I was thinking shadowboxes for the heretics - less mess.
Mist, did I mention we'll have to consume your baby?
What is this? The First Church of Hamsters? I am not into eating my offspring. I don't care how many of us have to share a cage.
Oh my hell. Consider me a convert! This is so damn funny. Great way to start my mundane Tuesday off! Damn, Avi...your mind fascinates the hell out of me!
Holy shit dude....I am SO there!!!!! 
Too damn funny Avitable...LMAO! I suppose I'm destined for AOHell tho...HA! :D
Okay. Banner in place. Now why isn't my cool gravitar up here?
Mist, I guess you'll be okay. Placenta feasting will have to happen later.
Vixen, welcome to the flock! Thanks for the comment and visit.
Lucy, welcome to the flock!
Melissa, what's your blog URL? We might be able to make an exception.
HCG, thanks for posting the banner! I don't know why your avatar isn't working - Gravatar's been acting funny.
If i clean up my meme's can i be considered....afterall i am an aviticousin....
Julianne, of course! Family members get leniency.
Where did my comment go? Anyway, count me in, but remind me to post the link on my website. I'm a believer.
You hit the nail right on the head with that mommyblogging shit. I hate that crap. No one gives a fuck about other people's rugrats. Hell, half the time, their own RELATIVES don't give a fuck what their kid is doing! Why do they think a bunch of strangers out here on the WWW care?
Damnit. I went away for one weekend and you managed to create a religion!
Sara, welcome to the flock!
Mistress, thanks for the visit and comment. Mommyblogging is one of the plights of humanity.
Su, I was bored. What else would I do?
I want to be a member of the congregation... but I don't know about that chocolate sauce burrito thing... that should only be for the Orthodox bloggers, but for those who still want to be a member of the faith, there should be a more liberal sect that allows ranch dressing as an acceptable substitute!
Oh never mind! I see that the chocolate sauce is only for the priests... As soon as I get my picture up, let me in your church(I already know not having a photo is unacceptable blogging behavior)!
Banner is posted! :D
That is the absolute funniest shit I've read. Blessed be brother!!
Cat, you definitely need to get a photo up. Let me know if you need help.
Steph, thanks! Looks awesome.
Babs, thanks for the visit and comment!
you're insane
Beth, I am. You knew that!
That was one of the funniest things I've read in a while. I'm a hard nut to crack too. Well, I just lead a Jim Jones mass suicide thing by making them all drink the blue Kool Aide ya know.
(It was the flowers people, the flowers..and some Miracle Grow.)
Since I've stepped down as the leader of the "cult" I'm in need of a new church.
Do your people like to drink punch in addition to processed meats and cheeses?
Consider me a member. I am downloading that image. Geeks rule!
Mia, welcome to the flock! Thanks for the visit and comment. We drink special Kool-Aid.
EOTR, welcome to the flock. Thanks for the visit and comment. And yes, geeks do rule.
LMFAO
I'm in.
VW, sweet! Welcome to the flock!
hahaha, great!!!!
Why didn't I read your site when you first joined the board?
I am an idiot and ask for your forgiveness.
:P
Finally, an ideology I can embrace!
MD, you are forgiven. Welcome to the flock.
Mr. Fabuloso, welcome to the flock.
Avi, if I may be so presumptuous, since I don't like blue Kool-Aid, can I drink dirty vodka martinis instead?
Geeky, works for me! Welcome to the flock.
i will join if i can be the hooker lady with all the guys and stones. PERIOD.
Crys, works for me. Welcome to the flock!
you have converted me.
I just barely missed that whole black Nike Heaven's Gate thing so I can't pass this up. Sign me up!
K, welcome to the flock. Do you have a blog?
Schad, I'll send you some Kool-aid. Drink up and welcome to the flock!
i will put you on my list.
I'm the newest member to the church of avi. In fact, I'm engaging in the holy communion right now. But since I'm a vegetarian, my communion consists of a tortilla filled with ice cream that's been drowned in chocolate syrup.
I feel enlightened!
I would like to join your chruch of Holy Avitableness. Do I pass judgement?
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