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You are seriously fucked up.
I read an article about that a few years ago, and no I didn't try it.
HCG, I didn't write it! I just posted it for the unenlightened woman.
Donna, are you sure?
I prefer hovering over questionable toilet seats, as it gives me quads of steel.
What would we do without you Avi? Us women would be stuck peeing sitting down forever.
Now, can you teach me how to write my name in the snow?
Ethel, I bet!
Lucy, well, it would be in your handwriting, but you'd have to use my writing implement. /chuckle
As a die-hard butch (rofl), I knew all of that of course.. AND IT DOES NOT WORK. Not that I put much effort into it, but really, it doesn't.
(and maybe it counts that I was drunk. Hey, at least I tried).
Sounds like a great way to meet chicks.
I think if I were that desperate to pee like a man, I'd rather pee in a bottle, but thanks for the info!
might have to try that one in the shower someday.... :D
WTF?
Sara, well, I'll have to take your word for it. Can't really try it myself, unless I use a woman to try it.
Grant, I thought so, too. We can make it in signboard size and you can wear it around at night to pick up women.
Cat, anytime!
Dawn, let me know how it works.
Denise, whassamatta? No interest in peeing like a man? No penis envy at all? :P
Nope, sorry...no penis envy here. LOL
I... I don't know (sob), what I would ever (shudder) do without you, Avitable.
I'm sure I can use this... oh... somewhere.
Um, why would I want to pee like a man? I already do it the better way.
Avi-I meant that as a compliment.
RW, you're welcome. 
Psycho, c'mon. Sitting down on a toilet is better? Even in a dirty bathroom?
HCG, it makes more sense now!
I grew up in the midwest. We took winter camping trips. You learn how to pee standing really quickly.
I can write my name in the snow and dot the i.
Yes, I am hugely talented.
Thanks for the info, but I'm way too lazy to want to pee standing up.
i saw that a couple years ago. My guess is some chick peed on herself whilst wearing a leotard on a camping trip and 'knew there had to be a better way.'
I don't camp or wear leotards so I'm off the hook. ~whew~
But how do they shake?
Public service announcements are great. Way to give back to the blogging community Avi!
Why in the name of all that's holy would I want to pee standing up??? And I'm with Ethel! (Doesn't everyone's mom teach them to hover?)
Mist, you are talented!
Tracy, I think it's easier than having to sit down - less unbuckling and bending.
Miss Ann, you don't wear leotards? Another fantasy dashed.
Kal, like this. (demonstrates vigorous hip shaking)
Mike, thanks. It's these philanthropic moments that make it all worthwhile.
Bobgirrl, if you're in a rush and need to use a man's urinal maybe?
I tried this before and the shit didn't work.
Yes, it works. Honestly...when necessary...and I try to keep the necessary times to a minimum anymore because it's just not the most attractive thing...anywaysssssssssah...it can be much more convenient and sanitary to pee outside. it can be mastered. just saying...
Stilt, I'm gonna guess you were drunk at the time.
Video, thanks for the corroboration!
Uh, no thanks. I have mastered the art of plastering a questionable toilet seat with approximatle half a roll of toilet paper. It's kinda like doing "papier mache'"
"approximately".
Before was the French spelling...
HA! I can't even WALK standing up!!
Doesn't matter what you do. It's still gonna run down your leg. Trust me. I was a camper for a thousand years.
Does sound like it could keep the poison ivy off your hoo-hoo, though, if the technique could be mastered!
Annie, that works too, I guess.
Motherdear, thanks for the visit. You could also impress the grandkids with a trick like that, ya know?
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