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Uncle Adolf was said to have a severe flatulence problem.
Did you notice anything "off" in the car? I sure did.
What's the prize?
Damn, I wasted my question.
Have you ever been drunk and done alot of shit and then the next day pretended not to remember a thing just to listen to people talk about what you have (allegedly) done and to amuse yourself and not be blamed for eventual chaos that you have caused?
Why, it just popped into my head.
How long have you had that Beard- and have you ever shaved it off? Can we see pics of it?
Have you ever thought about starting a service for hire for fellow brother-in-law lookalikes? I mean, you could rent yourselves out to go to really boring family functions (God forbid any kid under the age of 13 ever have one birthday without having to have a party and the whole family having to pay homage!) and the REAL brother-in-law could go to the Pats game. Or visit his mistress. Or something more enjoyable, like laying 50 feet of new sewer pipe to the house.
Seriously...don't you think, at a nice $500-a-performance pricetag, you could get rich off this idea???
Okay, that's two questions. Just pick one.
No prizes less than a quarter carat, thanks!! :-D
dammit. I was gonna ask how long you'd had the beard.
I'll settle for this: Could you compare and contrast your least favorite food and your least favorite living person?
hugs,
TMLSB
Do you ever pick your nose?
Suppose that, before you born, God asked you this question:
"Adam, I am giving you a unique opportunity to shape your own life. As of right now, when you reach adulthood you will have an IQ of 85, a 2-inch penis, and a lifespan of 50 years. However, I give you 100 points that you can spend on upgrades. Every IQ point will cost you 1 point, every year of your life that you add will cost you 2 points, and every additional inch on your penis will cost you 10. How will you spend your money?"
What is the absolute worst thing you have ever done in your life?
Does this look infected ?
Two trains leave different cities heading toward each other at different speeds. When...?
Oh, that's not what you mean? :D
How did you make that animated graphic of yourself in your "about me" at the top of the page? That is really cool...
How did you discover burrito's and chocolate sauce? What made you put that concoction together in the first place? Were ya drunk, and then decided you liked it sober?
Enlighten us.
Did you go online and get a cerificate for the Church of Holy Avitableness?
I work for a publicly traded company, I'm just thinking it would help. And then you could do weddings & stuff.
How many magic markers can you fit into your ass at once?
I was going to submit a question, but I don't think I can top the one directly above me. Brilliance Clown, sheer brilliance!
Just because I want to be a jerk,
What's your favourite sexual position and how big is your penis...tell the truth you dork.
When was the last time you spoke to Asshole Incarnate the Leader of all that is Unholy, Evil and Stupid? And about what did you discuss?
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You said a couple, so:
1. Do you have any phobias?
2. What is the most unusual sexual fantasy you have ever had?
At what age did you begin your hatred of everyone else?
Do you think that it makes you smarter? (I'll make this one easy...the answer is yes.)
How has your hatred of people developed over the years?
Are you real? What's your proof? (let's go existential)
1. If you could be any animal, what would it be and why?
2. What is your favorite word?
3. What is your best physical feature, in your opinion - and what is it in your wife's opinion?
What's your favorite comic book SERIES of all time? What's your single favorite comic book ISSUE of all time? Favorite comic writer? Artist?
If there is only one food you can eat for the rest of your life and your two choices are BACON or cheese, which would you choose and why?
Thought of another one...
Are you going to answer all these questions???
Maybe we could give YOU a prize for the best answer!!
(Nothing over a quarter carat, though...)
If you could be any meerkat, what meerkat would you be?
I'd like to know your gross annual income and how can I be a recipient of any of that amount? Thanks.
I have watched wrestling, watched Jeff Foxworthy, know one or two country music stations by their call sign, name and slogan, and worn a baseball cap backwards.
Your disclaimer said I should leave. But I like it here.
Will you let me lurk anyway? (If I promise not to ever do any of these things again?)
Is the force with you?
Do ya think you could pop this zit on my ass?
Do you think pregnant women are ugly? 
Have you ever had a dream that you were being butt-raped, but then woken up and your butt was, in fact, sore?
Is it moral for my husband to sleep with my gay professor in order for me to get an "A" in his class?
Which came first?
Sorry...you have to answer it yourself-I left it open for interpretation.
"decimus nusiri diegg" (Beware the Dreaded Theet O Vac!)
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