I wanted to try the Flying Avitable, but I can't seem to find the belt to my robe.

Anything else would chafe my delicate skin.
Mist 1 | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 5:46 pm | #

Penis size questions remind me of why we should switch to the metric system. With the metric system I can run faster, I weigh less than half my English weight, and I'm huge, especially if I use mm instead of cm.
Grant | Homepage | 08.26.06 - 6:01 pm | #

>and then everybody will know wayyyy too much about me.

Yeah, but think how much better our little, mundane lives will be.
Su | Homepage | 08.27.06 - 4:46 pm | #

where's part 3?
Beth | Homepage | 08.27.06 - 7:20 pm | #

Holy dammit you're killing me with the Flying Avitable visuals!!
Melissa | 08.27.06 - 11:15 pm | #

Mist, just try lotion. It might help the chafing.

Grant, nice thinking!

Su, you have a point. I hope everyone feels truly enlightened now.

Beth, I'm working on it!

Melissa, don't knock it until you've tried it.
Avitable | Homepage | 08.28.06 - 9:57 am | #

Ah, but you assume I haven't tried it!
Melissa | 08.28.06 - 1:12 pm | #

2. It involved shrinking to a size of only a few inches... you and Prince Charles should be friends... remember when he wanted to shrink to the size of a few inches/ become a tampon so that he could be closer to his love, Camilla?

I had no idea things had gotten so bad with EVIL boss. He always seemed a little... off, to put it kindly.
Cat Fobi | 08.29.06 - 3:52 pm | #

FUN TIMES.....I've been out of town so ended up saving them all to read at once. Besides trying the Flying Avitable, I'm not sure life could get any better.
Tug | Homepage | 08.29.06 - 7:16 pm | #

Melissa, excellent. I hope it was good for the guy!

Cat, hah! I never thought about that. Yeah, he was more than a little off. He's an outright fucker.

Tug, glad you enjoyed them.
Avitable | Homepage | 08.30.06 - 11:39 am | #