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So which two aren't true?
Well, people still cry even if they chew gum when peeling me - it's an old wives' tale that gum works.
And I was declared extinct in 1894, not 1902.
Avitable can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
I'm impressed! You must be tired!
It is impossible to fold Avitable more than seven times.
How many times can you be folded?
Silly billy : )
All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Avitable!
How did you do the balcony scene in "Romeo and Juliet"? Ventriloquism?
Denise, it is very tiring being me, for more reasons than I can count. I can be folded three and a half times, lengthwise.
Cat, no way!
Su, it's only possible using advanced quantum physics. You wouldn't understand.
i like mine alot. especially "tmlsb only uses 10% of its brain" and "Contrary to popular belief, TMLSB is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol."
Number 10 could come in handy.
It makes me happy, to know that you are poisonous if injected intravenously, too.
Too bad about the folding, though.
TMLSB, yours was pretty good, too.
Bobgirrl, yup.
Tracy, it's okay. I'm pro-straightening. Those folders are going to hell.
# 10 kinda scared me...in a fun-omg-what's-gonna-happen kinda way... and then I re-read it. HA. Never rush through Avi's posts. Lesson learned.
Yeah, impressive list. But when I did it...#2 said "Coffee has a bifurcated penis."
Did they mean the one I keep in my drawer? How the fuck did they know?
Tug, exactly.
HCG, I told them. 
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