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Well, I'm with ya on both #6 and #7. Watching BTVS for seven years has its benefits!
OK, I'm willing to concede to your fat bastard cockroachiness, but only because you've made such a compelling case. However, you don't get points for Grammar Nazism. NO, you DON'T. That's right, I SAID it. Because everyone I know is a Grammar Nazi, it just isn't that special.
I sooooo wished I were elite. LMAO.
I wouldn't survive a new famine since I already only have bones anymore in the cave.
Is there (their/they're) really a famine coming? I'm going to start eating sticks of butter.
I would tell you I aspire to be like you but I always get that word mixed up with expire...sadly.
1. That's not all that brag worthy.
2. me too.
3. I'll eat sticks of butter with Mist but I'll dip mine in sugar first.
4. You admit this?
5. I know all the lyrics to every song I've ever heard...after hearing them only once.
6. Me too but I don't rub it in people's faces. See Tracy Lynn's comment above.
7. Cool. I'll be sure to look you up when one happenes.
8. Brag much?
9. I am a terrible saleman. I'd rather give to someone in need.
10. I have more comouter related stuff than you.
I, too, work from home...but I don't even have to get out of bed...the laptop is perched bedside at night, so if I have that overwhelming urge to design in the middle of the night, I can.
Although I wash my hair more than you do, it would seem from the picture. Whatever. You do have a JD.
Steph, damn straight!
Tracy, but I'm always right. I still think it's special, though.
Franky, you can always suck the marrow out of the bones.
Mist, you don't eat them already? I have one with every meal.
Mike, I know you expire to be just like me. 
Miss Ann, I doubt you have more computer related stuff than me. I'll concede your other points. I've got six working computers networked throughout the entire house, plus enough parts to build one or two more.
HCG, ooh, that is nice! I wash my hair daily, just never before I take a photo, apparently.
That's nothing. I can SING every Weird Al song ever made... with my vagina.
They NY Times are out of they're minds if they think you an expert. Your insane. And you should replace #7 with something better as everyone with an Internet connection knows how to deal with zombies. :p
Lets not start the more computer stuff 
Just saying. :D
Sara, that is impressive!
Grant, very funny. You made my brain explode.
Franky, not with you, no. I'm sure you win, hands down.
oooh, i'm jealous of the TV! my BIL got a 60" HDTV and it rocks. I can watch football, hockey, whatev...and actually SEE the ball, puck, whatev - I can't do that on regular TV - my eyes are too shitty. Let me guess - you have 20/20 vision, oh mighty one?
I actually don't envy #3. I've been there before and I suck at it. I have to have an office to go to and people to talk to. Otherwise I just slack off and am not accountable.
And I'm a crap salesperson. In fact, the thought of having to sell something makes me really uncomfortable.
Well, except for #6 and #9, those all just made me pity you. Of course, that could just be because I am an asshole...
Dawn - I don't watch sports, but I might start with HD. I do have 20/20 vision, but the last time I had it checked was a while ago. I might need glasses now.
Gypsy - thanks for the visit and comment. I think you meant #2, because if you'd been there with #3, it would have meant that you lived off your body fat when there was a global famine!
Scoot - you pity me? Ha! I pity you!
I need a new tv.....or 2....
See? I knew this was going to happen. First you're a church and now you're a God.
Next thing you know you'll have your own suicide bombers. Well no. thank. you. Mr Avatibble.
I'll sit here with my little 800 wide monitor and eat my St John's Wort.
So bleh to you!
Very impressive list, Adam.
Did you get the idea for your imdb credit from my imdb account? I have the same credit!
Their seems to be some confusion over this list. Some of your commenters, in they're opinion, think these things are not brag-worthy. Perhaps there just jealous. Maybe you can tear yourself away from you're ginourmous TV for a moment to tell them you're side of the story and how your going to turn them all into zombies if they don't start praying at the Church of Avitable.
Tug, go get one!
RW, not a god. Just better than everyone else. Quasi-god, maybe?
Cat, I didn't even notice that! That's too funny. We're co-producers!
Bobgirrl, you are fucking hilarious. If my eyes weren't bleeding from reading that I'd be crying from laughing so hard.
Bite me.
6. I know the difference between "you're" and "your", and "they're", "their" and "there".
So do I! LOL
I do what I can.
Oh, and BTW, I'll be posting info on that version of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" tomorrow that used the "F" word in every line.
6. Hahahaha! That's beans.
We've got 6 presently running in the basement, plus a gargantuan server thing with like 5 discs and raid array crap...whatever...I don't understand it. 3 desktops up stairs, 2 laptops and a separate linux firewall box for me.
Oh and 6 monitors attatched to nothing...approx 10 keyboards, box 'o mouses, innumerable empty cases, a gazillion gigs 'o ram (in a box), motherboards, cpu's and fans, oh my!
Trust me, you don't have as much computer crap laying around.
Denise, I don't know about that. I'll be keeping my grammar nazi eye on you.
Bobgirrl, I'm waiting!
Miss Ann, pbbbbth.
Btw, where's your wiki page? :D
Ooh - do you know anyone who can set me up with that? Brilliant thinking!
I'm with RW on this -- it's getting a little Jonestowny around here...
Okay let's take 'em one by one....
#1 - so fucking what?? Any ass hat with a digital camera can be listed on fucking IMDB these days
#2 - okay - ya got me there....I only get to roll outta bed and be at work for 3 hours before I get to be at work in the office each day - oh, and when I get there I get to have a guaranteed retirement pension (not like an Enron pension - a REAL penison) at the end of my years of service - plus a free education and free health/dental insurance (and free a bunch of other shit I can't think of right now).
#3 Okay - you got me there.....I don't have enough fat on mah body to keep myself alive that long.
#4 I'm not a lawyer. I count that a strike in my favor.
#5 I do too. Even the new one - White and Nerdy which is brilliant
#6 I am THE grammar nazi. 'Nough said.
#7 I have watched enough zombie movies to feel comfortable if we are ever faced with a zombie outbreak.
#8 I can't say the NY Times ever quoted me, but given their recent trouble, would that be something that was bragworthy?
#9 Pahhhlease bitch, impress me.
#10 I have a smaller TV but I bet have more of them in my house than you!
Kal, drink the Kool Aid.
Lucy, you misspelled "pension"! Nice spelling/grammar naziness. And I have four televisions, plus my computer which has a TV-in card, so there! :P
Av, maybe Lucy was trying to tell you she had a real Penis on. Like from a dead person or something, like that guy in China.
I'm with Lucy, I don't know if the lawyer thing is totally a plus, particularly if you're not using said degree to rape/pillage. Smacks to me of too much schooling, which is never a good sign.
(Oh yes, and I got into Harvard...)
But do you know the difference between "its" and "it's"?
Kal, a law degree is always a plus. It's just the right amount of schooling.
Kapgar, of course. That's an easy one.
I ask only because so many people think they do and really don't. I trust you though.
Regarding #7: My brother and I both work in IT, so we're both faced with the concept of disaster recovery planning. My brother asked how to provide for business continuity if zombies were to attack. My suggestion was to stick a robot in a safe with all the servers and have it take care of the technology. Since you claim to know the methods necessary to survive a zombie outbreak, please apply them to a business model and give me your plan for both disaster recovery and business continuity. Also, what do you do about the actual zombie problem?
Poppy, send me your address, and I'll mail it to you!
You're a zombie, aren't you. You're trying to trick me into giving up my exact location. I won't be fooled!
Or...um, did you mean my email address? Cuz I slut that out to anyone. :D
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