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I think it's time to get rid of the dog if it can't appreciate jokes.
Happy Anniversary! Treat your fairy wife/FrenchMaid well......
ooh yeah! Mine guy has been gone since the 29th (gets back on the 16th) and for the first few days it was GREAT! Now I realize he is the one who always does the dishes and it is my mess on the floor not his.
bummer!
Damn, you men are just helpless without us aren't cha? This is why married men live 7 years longer than single men. Can't hardly function on your own, you poor things.
Tell your wife not to stay gone so long next time, she could be taking years from your life expectancy with these trips!
I hate to be the one to tell you, but there's also no Tooth Fairy.
I can attribute pizzacillin for providing me with immunity against most of my college ailments... namely Math 100, Sociology 197, and of course History 203 (A women's liberation historical course of all the silly things).
Mike, that's exactly what I was thinking.
Tug, I do. Thanks.
MD, what type of woman are you? :P
Mistress, yes. I'll have to raise that point with her - she might know this and that might be why she's gone for so long!
Mist, damn! At least I'll always have Santa to believe in.
WD, pizzacillin - I hadn't heard of that term before.
Friday the 13th is your anniversary? That's jinxing the marriage. Oh, well. Let me know if you need any Japanese beastiality porn for your bachelor pad. Thanks to a certain mockumentary, I now know where to go.
Ignoring the nasty part about leaving the pizza on a counter for a week... EWW. I can't believe you were able to stretch a week out of one large pizza. I'm lucky if I can get more than two servings out of one.
You're shitting me about the 13th. That's our anniversary as well. Seriously.
Good day. Happy anniversary!
dude, you really gotta put that pizza in fridge. for example, Little Ceasar's pizza? 100% better when it's cold. YUM
That's why I got the fish. Because the cats didn't think I was funny, the bastards.
LOL. I had to have the "fairy talk" when my husband and I got married. I couldn't bear to tell him that she didn't exist.
He thinks that she still lives at his mom's house.
You know...when I had a significant other it was sometimes just more fun to do something together at home then try and make a big fucking deal of shit. Have fun!
Grant, I think it's good luck. And I have a nice collection of Japanese bestiality porn already.
Clown, I also had breadsticks and other appetizers with it.
Kapgar, same to you!
Dawn, no, it's not. Pizza's better when served at room temperature or hot!
Tracy, damn cats.
Britt, my wife still lets me believe. She's not a dream-shattering evil wench like you!
RB, yeah, that's what I was thinking. Thanks.
Happy anniversary!! you know how i always remember??? cuz the next day in extra awesome as well (and not cuz thats when your honeymoom kicked off)....i will be a quarter century old. i remember fondly spending my 20th flying home from FL in horrible pain from all the dancing the night before and then be rerouted to portsmouth nh to ride a bus back to worcester airport...but it was definitely worth it!! at least i was at your house when the anthrax scare hit the hotel your guests were at!
Happy Anniversary to you and the missus... absence makes the heart grow... acid reflux...
Be careful, man! I hope you're not ordering meat pizza... there's gotta be some beef version of salmonella or something, right?
Jules, that's how I always remember my anniversary, too! Happy early birthday.
Cat, it's pepperoni. It's all good.
Wow... do they give you live chickens to toss out into the savanna so you can feed the gazelles and stuff? I may just have to reevaluate The Disney Wilderness Lodge as my favorite hotel in the Magic Kingdom properties!
Happy Aniversary, Av! Hey, I live in Philly....I would've wished your wife a happy anniversary too had I run into her during her stay in the city.
peace...
I am a lazy woman!
lol
I couldn't help but comment... although, you seem to cope pretty well though.
I totally feel you. I was in a similar position last summer and it all end up very badly. After a couple of weeks our condo looked like a war zone in Iraq.
Good luck.
Dave, if they don't, I'll have to bring my own!
TFKoP, to tell the truth, she hated Philly - everybody was mean or retarded.
MD, apparently!
Rockyjay, thanks for the visit and comment. We'll see if it's okay when she gets back on Friday. I'll be cleaning for the next two days.
Happy anniversary, Avi and Mrs. Avi! Here's to many more multiples of 5! *clink*
Thanks, Poppy.
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