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I was a scientist, a missionary, a farmer, and a chef, and they all sucked.
And if I could be a justice in the military courts of SA, I would orchestrate a coodetah and do something about that country. My first order of business would be firing that moronic Minster of Health and making her eat sweet potatoes, garlic and drink beetroot juice for the rest of her days. Stupid bitch that she is!
And if I could be a lawyer and a doctor after the dumb Manto is fired, I would break the patents on ARV and give them away for free to anybody who needs them. And have that stupid bitch Manto pay for it. She plundered enough money already.
Yeah, I've been reading South African newspapers again...
This whole career thing is so overrated. Why can't I just be a slacker? I'm getting really good at it. References available upon request.
loving the last one...heh heh. So I didn't picture you as the type to wear skirts. hmmmm.
but i LOVE men in suits!
Please God tell me that you wear shorts vs. pants, not No Pants around your house/office all day.
I could see you as "that" professor. The upper classmen would love you.
Oh - and if I could be a lawyer, I wanted to either practice constitutional law or be a criminal defense attorney.
Dude, where is If I Could Be A Dilettante? Huh? Huh? Huh?
I wouldn't mind being a world famous blogger, as long as no one knew what I looked like.
And, as one from a long family line of professors, I can honestly say you'd take to it in duck-to-water fashion.
Am I the only one who noticed this sentence?
"I don't own a pair of pants, and if I have my way, I never will."
LMFAO!
Are you really Charlie Sheen?
C'mon, admit it! 
If I were a carpenter
and you were a lady
would you marry me anyway
would you have a wooden baby...
Good choices...and a good finish to the sentences.
That list is lame. Where are the good choices, like "If I could be a psycopathic Satanistic cannibalistic metal voodou priest..."?
No, Steph...I caught it, too.
{shudder}
You'd be a cunning linguist?
I can't believe you said that. x_x
Wait, yes I can.
Montchan, I don't even read US newspapers.
Mist, I don't need references. You're hired!
Tug, skirts? No skirts either.
Dawn, you wouldn't love me in a suit. Trust me on that one.
Britt, well, hmm. It's a mixture of shorts and no pants. My employees love that.
Tracy, thanks. You'd make a fine dilettante.
Steph, I think any clothing that covers you from the thigh to the ankle is from the devil. I wish I was Charlie Sheen.
RW, how sweet. A serenade!
Mike, thanks.
Grant, it already says "If I could be a lawyer . . ."
HCG, you know you're all turned on now!
Charred, as long as I'm predictable.
Hey - is all this reviewing and stuff starting to interfere with your blogging schedule or what?
the updates have been slow lately....
Yeah, I've been slacking a bit. Work has been busy and I haven't had much blog fodder.
I can't believe you didn't pick "If I could be a bonnie pirate."
If I could be a doctor...I would make my husband be my patient and subject him to frequent "turn and cough" exercises.
If I could be an inkeeper, I'd be my own best customer.
If I could be a dog trainer, I'd have a good reason to keep all the whips, chains and leashes in my house...instead of just being a freak.
If I could be a missionary...it would only be because doggie style was giving me rug burn.
CP.
Bobgirrl, I could only choose three. That would have been #4, though.
CP, very clever!
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