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omg you are right
I never ever htought about that...poor superman!
This entry makes me want to cry...
You actually touched a slug Mr. Germ X in his car dash. And you ate the slim too. Here's another patent for ya, mouth freshing, teeth wightening Slug X...
You have to get these things out of your head more often. It's great therapy...for me.
bpr, I know!
Dave, why's that?
Brent, well, I had no choice. My wife isn't around to do it for me! I should make some Slug X to go with all my hand sanitizer.
Cat, yeah, it is. Good thinking.
That second picture really bring something extra to this post.
Wouldn't Superman have a constant erection? He was the man of steel, right?
Testicles IS funny. So is Boobies, which is also way more fun to say, although if you say it over and over again it loses all meaning. It's still funny, though.
You could never get me to touch a slug.
nice entry, uh-VEE-tuh-blay. Since my name (TMLSB) starts with a T, I'm gonna give my url like that from now on:
See, it's T as in testicles, M as in Mulva, L as in labia, S as in scrotum, and B as in boobies."
p.s. labia is also a funny word, whether associated with majora OR minora.
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I'm really impressed with the visual aids in this post. Good job!
Nah, not poor Superman. He has no idea what he's missing - ignorance is bliss and all that.
Testicles. he he he. You're right. I think I'm going to try that on my next sales call that I have with an uptight ass.
Slugs always kind of reminded me of Iceman from the Marvel comics. Just in much slower (and grosser) form. It's the whole concept of sliding along on something. Don't ask, I'm strange. Slugs are nasty though.
Nice pic on the testicles. And yep, there is something about that word that just makes me giggle uncontrollably. Of course, I'm just a twelve year old boy inside of a much older (and girlier) body.
Poor Superman. No wonder he was always such a solitary guy.
PS - I'm not giving the 3D glasses back.
I'm going to pretend I'm smart and know what hygroscopic means for the sake of this post. :D
Why do you want the glasses back??? Damn... and here I thought I had a freebie.
The way you presented your view of Superman's impervious stature when it relates to sex was awesome... but I severely disagree.
As you will recall Superman also has Super Hearing that he is able to "turn on" and "turn off". Therefore, it would in fact lead one to believe that he not only is able to turn off his imperviousness, but to also turn on "super sensitivity" which means that he is possibly the only man to get actual satisfaction from a tantric orgasm.
Lois Lane is overrated.
G*d, I love your posts.
I like it when I tell people that I'm feeling a little testy today.
Do slugs have testicles?
I have one "t" in my first name. But it's a name that most people can spell correctly as long as I tell them the correct first letter (c or k). Oh, I guess I could use the "c" word. Although, like most women, I don't really like that word. Damn, perhaps I shall move to a street that starts with a "t." Maybe T Street. Except there is no T Street here. OK, maybe I'll move to a city that starts with a "t" and then live on T Street. But only if the city that starts with a "t" has a T Street. Otherwise I won't move.
Wait, I'm confused.
wait...what's a trantric orgasm? What have I been missing all these years...and why don't men orgasm if it's tantric...wouldn't that make trantric sex sucky sex and whose idea was it anyway???
Please get back to me on this ASAP.
Thanks.
um, tantric.
Slugs are high up there on the list of things that totally skeeve me out. I'd have had a HEART ATTACK if one had actually touched me...I can't imagine willingly doing so. ACK.
Clark Kent has the sex - he just doesn't want to brag.
I'm keeping the glasses. sue me.
Joe, thanks. I thought so.
Denise, good point. Maybe he has a really small penis. It doesn't show in his tights.
Tracy, I think testicles is much funnier. Boobies is too overused now.
TMLSB, mulva - very nice.
Miss Ann, thanks. Oh, and many times it takes physical sensation to experience tantric orgasm, just not necessarily penile sensation.
Britt, good plan. Let me know how that one goes!
Kelly, that is strange. But now, I'll forever think of Bobby Drake and slugs as the same thing.
Dawn, I copied that out of Wiki - I can't pretend it's a word I use in my daily communication, either.
WD, that would be a logical assumption, but it is incorrect. The super hearing and heat vision are muscular, this is a physical attribute.
Mist, as long as you're not feeling testes.
RW, good point - research that and get back to me.
Bobgirrl, you should use the c word more often so that it loses all power. Then you can toss it around as freely as I do.
KG, now I know what I'm sending you for Christmas!
Tug, how do you know, eh?
Superman has no penis. It was written on the wall of the phonebooth and signed "CK".
How'd the party go?????
CP.
Love it! I'm going to have to try your spelling trick, because when I say my name is Cat, people always think I spell my name with a K. But instead of just saying, "No, a C," I'll say, "No, a C. As in cocksucking cunt."
CP, the party was awesome. Expect a post in the next day or so about that.
Cat, I think that's a brilliant idea!
2 part question:
if you havent, see the movie mallrats. there is a discussion about superman and his super semen and how this will affect lois lane.
ok that wasnt a question but this is..
am i working tuesday?
I was rather expecting a lengthy post this morning about the Halloween Bash!!!
I'm keeping the glasses! Seeee yaaaaa!
Okay, okay, here they are. I think I'm going to email you and tell you I want to attend your party even though there's no chance in HELL I'll be Florida tomorrow. (Not that I don't want to be...)
Why do I want to cry?
Well, Superman having eternal blue balls is kind of sad.
Though I still think he can make love under a red sun lamp or something... can't he? He gets laid and gets a tan at the same time!
Jared, check your email.
Britt, all done now - it took a while. Just for you!
Poppy, your plan might have worked if you hadn't told me about it before messaging me!
Dave, yeah, he can get into a red sun tanning bed with Lois. Or by himself.
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