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Oh sure. Now I am going to live in constant fear that I'm going to make a future list!
Yeah...the mall kind of blows. I had to go there last night with a girlfriend to find an outfit for her ... and I was dizzy with the crap that they sell. Jesus. Really, crap.
The frightening thing is how much my views dovetail with yours. I only really diverge on the issue of pants, and that's because it's damn cold in New England, as you well know.
Isn't "hating" extreme, and therefore you hate yourself?
Damn it, Poppy took the FIRST thing i was going to say.
Well, now that it's been revealed how un-fucking-original I am...
Malls are not for people who just "buy stuff". Malls are for Shopping Athletes who enjoy the experience.
You, obviously, cannot handle it. cuz you're a pussy.
I hate extremists, too!
No chicken wings/ribs/buffalo wings? You're not right!
Your two uglies don't bother me nearly as much as Steve Buscemi or Clint Howard. Yikes! Those two men are fugly!
I love pants...they cover my white legs.
I have to agree with you on the mall. I despise those places!
It kind of surprises me that you hate anything...you seem so peaceful and loving. 
Dave, never! You like LOSH and VM. You get a pass no matter what.
HCG, I haven't been to a mall in years and I hope never to go again.
Tracy, I'd probably break down and wear some type of pant-like material in New England.
Poppy, no. Hating may be extreme, but it's not a type of extremism. Nice try, though.
Britt, you unoriginal bastard. Are you a shopping athlete? Because there's a picture on your blog that shows what you go shopping for!
Denise, I'm assuming that's sarcasm. If I made a real list, it would cover 98% of the world.
yeah, well, it took me all day in a Porn Mall to find those things...
I'm a little disappointed that I didn't make the short list.
I hate chicken wings. I do not like to eat things with bones still in them.
You are the first person I've met who shares my view on finger foods. Sandwiches and fries - rock on. The rest of that crap - won't touch it with a ten foot pole.
Ribs and wings=messy. That could be the problem.
I think I might be an uggo. I think I'll keep my cam pointed at the top of my head.
My legs & feet are very claustrophobic & like to be free! But I love wings...the hotter, the better.
Britt, a porn mall is something I could get behind!
Mist, never! And the bones thing is another proble - I hate steaks that are bone-in. Ugh.
Bobgirrl, awesome! We should totally make out now.
Miss Ann, I doubt it. Even if people tell you that you look like one of those people I mentioned, it doesn't mean it. I have a really weird perception of who's uggo.
Tug, yeah, I can't handle spicy foods, either.
Dear Avitable,
I am a big bitch and I like it that way. I think tact is for wimps too. Your blog had me falling of my chair and my face hurts from smiling and laughing so damn much. I tripped on my computer wires but do not have a picture to send you. I'm going to go back to being a bitch now.
Oh hell no, I make wicked wings, and they really aren't that messy. You could use a fork too, so there! :D
Now I'm hungry for ribs.
Thanks, jerk!
Very nice list. I totally understand. I hate it when guys (or girls) wear pants with sneakers... actually, I hate the word sneakers (as well as the words moist and panties; put 'em together and I'll have a heart attack)... so yeah, I hate it when they wear that and the shoes have a thick tongue and swallow up the bottom of the pants. It looks beyond tacky!
OMG, Why do I hate EVERYONE you named in your list! All those people are miserable motherfuckers and I can't stand a single one of them! Yay!
I also hate the mall because people's bastard kids fuck up my shopping experience with their crying and taking up space with those god-awful stollers. I have to go tomorrow and I am DREADING it. In and out though. I ain't gonna linger.
And yeah, ugly people...being bad looking is probably very unfortunate. Good thing I'm hot and have a totally sweet ass.
I don't have to worry about that kinda thing.
I hate liars....except girls who lie and tell me I have a big weiner.
Hey mister, two superheroes have chosen you to appear on their glorious blog!
May the force be with you, young Avitable!
Eva and Schnoz, thanks for the note and review. Kudos all around! Now fuck off. 
Delite, you made me vomit a little in my mouth.
Charred, anytime.
Cat, you don't like moist panties?
Mistress, it's because I'm brilliant. And so are you. And we're both beautiful specimens of humanity.
TFKoP, I wasn't lying when I said that.
I agree 1,000,000% on #1 except that if everybody just did what I said we'd all be much better off.
I know what you mean about ribs and chicken wings and all and have to be in the mood for it before I can do it. Otherwise ribs just seem like a lot of work for not much meat, good as it is.
I kind of feel the same way about ugly except if people in the limelight don't act like they're beauties I like them better. Hillary Swank comes to mind - not really all that great looking, but she looks better because she's not afraid to look normal. Angelina Jolie, on the other hand, looks like a goddamned goggle-eyed snapping turtle. Almost as bad as horsefaced Julia Roberts. Can we say TEETH?
On pants - we have a major problem here. Refer to my comment re: #1.
Agree on the mall - but there is something about going down to the city at Christmastime and walk the streets with decorations and such. Malls arn't even good for cigar shops anymore!
arn't - (colloquial) means "ain't" spoken with a severe hairlip in the Midwest. It means "spaghetti" spoken with a hairlip in Texas but... you know... heh... Texas...
Thanks, Adam. I'm now going into cardiac arrest.
RW, as funny as usual.
Cat, that will have to be my new keyword from now on! It's better than "moist jeans from bitch who didn't wear underwear the day she needed to borrow your pants".
Ugh, don't remind me! And thanks for using the word underwear this time. : )
I think you're my long lost twin. I hate the same shit(s).
Cat, so underwear is better than . . . moist panties? Moohahahahaha!
Stilt, you just have outstanding taste, obviously.
dude, wash your hands and dig into to some buffalo wings because you are missing the fuck OUT!
You live the Down With Pants! lifestyle that I wish I could live myself. Congratulations! Unfortunately I have to occasionally venture into a coffee roasting/manufacturing area and I cannot wear shorts to work very often. It really is a bummer.
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