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Gravatar Buy a video, and insist that they give you the rest in CASH! Be as obnoxious, ornery, and contrary as you can, and see if they'll do it just to get you to go away. It'll drive them NUTS!

Gooo-oood fun!


Gravatar You probably have everything I'd buy...

A portable DVD player...

maybe the xbox360 or that new Playstation thingy and some games...

upgrade my video card and harddrive...

a better digital camera (mines new, but not "the best")


Gravatar You should buy season 5 of Smallville, Seasons 4 and 5 of Remington Steele, seasons 3 and 4 of Batman:TAS and seasons 2 and 3 of MI-5.

Then you should give them to me.

Then you should spend whatever is left on yourself. You earned it. Maybe Guitar Hero and a console system. Or a Shop-Vac.


Gravatar I need a new digital camera.


Gravatar The first thing you should do is run through Best Buy with your cerficates doing leaps while screaming "Gimme free stuff! Gimme free stuff!"

I know the first thing I would buy is a new iPod because I want a new iPod. Not there is anything wrong with the one I have now but it's the old skool iPod, like the screen in monochrome and well, people make fun of me.

And now I need therapy. I can't take the rejection.


Gravatar Since this is throw-away money, I'd buy something ridiculous that I could never justify spending my actual paycheck on. Maybe a GPS navigation system, or maybe this.


Gravatar I really awesome webcam and a high quality digital camera. But you already have both of those, I'm sure, so go blow it on movies and TV shows.


Gravatar Do they have hookers and beer there?

CP.


Gravatar Buy editing software so that you can make your own home movies. I think you'd come up with something really demented and cool.


Gravatar Season 1 of Weeds, Seasons 1 & 2 of Rescue Me, Seasons 1 & 2 of LOST, Season 6 of Gilmore Girls (though you probably already own that) along with any other DVD that catches your fancy.

Or, a new kick ass DVD player to go along with your new TV?

Or, a new flat screen monitor for your computer?

Oh, hell. I don't know.

Skipping through the store singing "give me free stuff" sounds like the best idea of all, though.


Gravatar That much should get you the services of Best Buy employee for a week or so.


Gravatar ME? A new computer since the one I have at home here is the Fred Flintstone variety...I have to empty files about every 10 minutes or so to surf more. blech. I did it to post this comment...just for you Avi, really.


Gravatar oh yeah, & hookers & beer sound good too if your BB sells them.


Gravatar Feel free to buy me the new PS3!


Gravatar um definitely don't waste it on dvds. How about a nice caffeine preparer or mixing bowl? lol. OOh. I'd get an xbox 360.


Gravatar Charred, I wish I could do that. You're such a sly devil.

Tori, if the XBOX or PS were out, I might do that, but it's not yet, and I need to get something this week.

M, a shop-vac? Good thinking!

MD, this is supposed to be all about me!

RB, I've already got the newest video iPod. So "Neener neener haha you don't!"

Grant, those are excellent ideas! Now I'm excited to go and see if they have those in-store (I can only use the gift certificates in-store).

CP, no. At least, I don't think so. Maybe in the back.

Cat, I know that I'd just degenerate into home-made porn. Starring only me. And nobody wants that.

Steph, those are some good ideas. I think that the entire series of X-Files comes out Tuesday on DVD all as one package, so I might buy that. I have two big CRT monitors for my computer, and I don't think I want to go flat screen.

M, you're right. Or I can give them to you and have your services for a week.

Tug, really? Is your computer that ancient? Jesus!

Maritza, it's not even out yet.

Stilt, mixing bowl? Yikes.


Gravatar That's easy..a flat screen monitor. I'm tired of my huge ass one taking up all my desk space..


Gravatar PS3 or xbox 360. or maybe a sweet ass gps.


Gravatar The new itty bitty teeny weeny iPods.

Actually, I would stand outside and sell them at 75% of face value and use the money to send me to the PRINCE CONCERT!!

But that's just me.


Gravatar personally? I'd get a video camera so I could record my fucking parody already, but you already have one, so I'm not much help. :D


Gravatar I would buy the Alias on DVD - all seasons available, Lost season 2, new digital camera and a new iPod Nano.


Gravatar CP stole my answer. A hooker, Sir. A hooker. And, hopefully I could set her free!


Gravatar I've spent tons of money there, and have only earned like $25 Reward Zone dollars. So if I were you, I'd give half of the coupons to me. Ha ha. The other half-- get the complete series of Six Feet Under (if you don't have it already).


Gravatar A new sound system for the HDTV.

What's the point of having High Def vision without having the sound effects to really complete the atmospheric 'take you there' experience?


Gravatar noo, you said What would YOU get if you had $500 to spend frivolously on anything at Best Buy? ;P

I still need a new digital camera.


:P


Gravatar There's a web-site for everything, Adam. I'm sure you'd have a lot of takers.

Or just get a few new television series DVDs instead. I liked HOUSE.


Gravatar 17 toasters


Gravatar Fed-Ex that baby to "The Mistress" PO BOX 69, Phoenix, AZ 85020.

Thxbye.


Gravatar Well damn. I'd def check way in the back for the hookers and blow. And if they don't have any...well I could use a new DVD burner and a hard drive.


Gravatar Delite, flat screen monitors are nice, but I like my two 21-inch CRTs side by side.

TMLSB, I really am considering GPS. That could be cool.

Britt, now that's brilliant. Buy a whole bunch of iPod nanos and then sell them on eBay for less money.

Dawn, I've got a webcam - not quite as good.

Soda, the Alias series boxset comes out next month and I have it on pre-order. It comes in a Rambaldi artifact box!

Poppy, set her free? That ruins all of the fun.

Greg, I never got into Six Feet Under. My wife lived in a funeral home for many years, too, so she won't watch it because it's so grossly inaccurate.

Robin, that's another thing that I'm thinking. I've got some speakers, but nothing stupendous.

MD, well, I guess you can interpret it that way.

Cat, yeah, I get emails every day from people begging for it, but I don't want to pander to my audience.

Bobgirrl, brilliant! You made me laugh out loud and now people in my office think I'm crazy.

Mistress, what would you buy with it?

RB, I'm thinking of building a brand new computer, so that could be a good idea.


Gravatar That's right- keep your artistic integrity. Without it, you're worthless to the porn industry.


Gravatar Who gives a fuck about the funeral home business part of it? I just watch it for the gay sex scenes!!


Gravatar Well, Best Buy doesn't have vibrators so that's out.

Probably the box set of "Sex and the City"...all six seasons...then I'd buy a new cell phone.

Hey you asked!


Gravatar Cat, exactly. Me and Tracy Lords.

Greg, I assumed as much.

Mistress, really? That's it? I'd expect more from you.


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