I knew you were secretly some kind of porn director. With those titles how could you not be?

"This motherfucker's going to heaven" might be the single greatest epitaph I've ever heard.
Brent | 11.19.06 - 8:59 am | #

My grandmother's Christmas parties were wild stuff!

Were you related to the person? That's the important part.

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I think it was "The Godfucker", starring Al Peniso and Robert Bonero. Or maybe it was "Come on the Wind", starring Cock Gable? "The Whizzer of Oz", a golden shower adventure with the Hard Man, the Scarecock, the Cowardly Moan, Tit-o, and Dorothy Lay? "Hard Wars", with Princess Lay-a, Luke Skyfucker, Chewcocka, and Hard Solo?

And just how old were you?

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Have carnal relations with the bird carcass.

Why does this not surprise me?

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Eating while orgasming and going to the bathroom at the same time I'm blowing my nose.

And just what kind of food does one eat while having sex?
Denise | Homepage | 11.19.06 - 9:15 am | #

Brent, thanks for the vote. That will have to be my epitaph, then.

Denise, Yes, 13, because you know me, and PB&J.
Avitable | Homepage | 11.19.06 - 10:51 am | #

If only you could die while performing all those bodily functions... what a way to go!
Dave2 | Homepage | 11.19.06 - 1:13 pm | #

wow. You must have a lot of pillows...
Tug | Homepage | 11.19.06 - 1:47 pm | #

It appears the idiots at haolscan got a clue and took my ip off their blacklist.

Anyway, I'd like to see you answer one of these in a serious way without all the silly stuff to be funny. Ya know?
Miss Ann Thrope | Homepage | 11.19.06 - 9:40 pm | #

heh. We had a cat named Brother John who had a couple of litters of kittens.
Kentucky Girl | Homepage | 11.19.06 - 11:41 pm | #

My first porn was a gay porn. I watched it with my neighbor in the dorms and his boyfriend. We had pizza and pink champagne.

37 Puerto Ricans and an innocent white man. Can't remember the title. Have you seen it?
Mist 1 | Homepage | 11.20.06 - 1:03 am | #

Dave, that is absolutely brilliant. I wish I had thought of that.

Tug, nope. Just a few really large ones.

Miss Ann, that's good. I'm happy that you can comment again! This is me being serious, by the way.

KG, at least you weren't haunted by their ghosts!

Mist, I think that's "The Dirty Sanchez Dozen". Math is not the strong suit of porn directors.
Avitable | Homepage | 11.20.06 - 7:37 am | #

I'm mad as hell that you actually know titles of porn.
stiltwalker | Homepage | 11.20.06 - 10:07 am | #

I'm with Ann here.. I think we'd ALL like to see the softer side of Avi.

And I'm not talking about your fur.
Miss Britt | Homepage | 11.20.06 - 11:56 am | #

I'm still seeing "the softer side of Avi" in my head due to that last post.

Avi, you left out "On Golden Blonde", that's one of my faves.
Kal Jones | Homepage | 11.20.06 - 8:56 pm | #

RE #19: I'm confused. Is that all four at once? I'm fairly certain that even On Golden Blonde didn't contain a feat (feet?) that great.
bobgirrl | Homepage | 11.21.06 - 2:57 am | #

Stilt, why's that? I read the boxes.

Britt, this is my softer side!

Kal, I can send photographs, if you'd like. That's a good title, btw.

Bobgirrl, it is all four at once. Plus anymore that I can think of. I'm a savant.
Avitable | Homepage | 11.21.06 - 10:05 am | #

I'm prolly gonna steal this... hope that's okay
stephanie | Homepage | 11.27.06 - 10:43 pm | #