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Ass to beard.
Thanks for that visual Avi.
I really want to wax you. C'mon, it won't hurt that badly.
But do you CONDITION from ass to beard, too?
Ass to beard?
Is that similar to A2M?
You are one sick fucker.
I think I feel morally compelled to do this one.
Don't do it Av - it takes a real man to embrace the gorilla hair.
that 70-80 rotations of the same song bit is fucking INSANE!
i'm with you on the #4 bad breath thing... you don't have bad breath, do you?
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I do the exact opposite with video games: I won't beat it until I'm positive I've uncovered every friggin' inch of the game - ass to beard, so to speak.
Speaking of which, you should audition for that new Donkey Kong live-action flick I heard about. You'll get to eat bananas and hump the occasional crocodile!
I've always wanted to do the match thing... I keep telling myself to put matches or a lighter in my purse... just in case! Luckily, I've not had the need to use it at someone else's house, but I want to be prepared... you never know when disaster might strike! Smart guy.
"Ass to Beard"... sounds like a scene from "Requiem for a Dream"... director's version.
1. Somehow the mint/shit does not produce a nice smell. I hate walking into a bathroom after someone has crapped and I smell a minty air freshener/candle. Those two just don't mix.
2. I do that sometimes, too.
3. I don't really play video games. The only game that I've ever 'gotten into' was Morrowind.
4. I'm totally with you on this one. Personal hygiene is very important to me and if someone has bad breath it just tells me that they don't give a damn about personal hygiene.
5. Are you partially deaf? I have a problem understanding some lyrics...usually because the singer sounds as if an elephant is ass-slamming them.
6. Thanks so much for that visual. Erase it, please.
When you come to Iowa to visit me, please bring Baked Apple Pie. That's my favorite scent.
Thanks.
J, any time. I can provide photos upon request.
Mist, only if you ply me with chocolates and wine.
Tug, I do indeed. And gel.
Clown, similar yet oh so different.
Tracy, I look forward to reading about your weirdness.
Kal, I embrace it, stroke it, stuff my pillows with it . . .
Dawn, yeah, well these are supposed to be weird things, ya know?
Minijonb, thanks for the visit and comment. Do you think if I had bad breath, I'd write that? I'm fanatical about my breath and chew a pack of gum a day.
PTB, I do that later, at my leisure, but I always do that too. And I think "ass to beard" needs to be the new "it" phrase.
Cat, I'm like a Boy Scout. Except I wasn't molested.
Denise, air freshener never works. Candles do - the flames burn methane from the air. I'm not deaf just lyrically challenged. And if only I could erase that lovely image from your mind.
Britt, that's a good one, too. I'll buy some when you come visit me.
3. Definitely--especially if it's an RPG.
6. Why is your shampoo so expensive? My husband's quite hairy--no, furry--but I don't think he'd shampoo his body, and he certainly wouldn't spend $25 on his shampoo. Geez, even mine is only $16.50!
Barb, it's Aveda. I also use their facial moisturizer and shaving cream. That's about $125 in hygiene products.
I thought I might actually do this one, but I can't think of one weird thing about me! :D
Delite, I'm sure we can come up with something.
I remember the spring break Dennis & I came out and a certain Grand Theft Auto marathon the entire week 
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