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Fuckin' robots.
OMFG. That's retarded.
That made me laugh really hard. 
What's the APR on your card? I'm wondering you have to pay $1300 + $700 in APR money, which equals $2000. Example, at 20% APR the math would be 38,317*.20/12=$638. Right?
I'm sorry, I'm in the business of helping people. I can't stop myself from trying to help you. I'm a helper robot.
The math is awe inspiring...but 39 grand in credit card debt? Holy shit.
Joe, damn straight.
Denise, I know. I hate them now.
Poppy, it's like 10%. That's why I can't figure it out. YOu're one of the good robots.
Miss Ann, it's not credit card debt - it's revolving credit for the business. That's a drop in the bucket when you're bringing in the monthly income that my business is.
Ahhhhh, so it's $1300 + $319.31 for APR + $380.69 for the service of speaking with the robot! They aren't cheap, ya know...
Speaking of robots, now you need to own the robot pencil sharpener.
Is the part about cheeseburgers true? I love cheeseburgers.
So now the fun part, figuring out which of it is not real because that unfortunately sounds like a very valid story the entire way through.
Robots rule the world! Oh and Avi, make sure you make that 2K minimum payment 'kay? I really want my 1300 gift card by Dec. 25th. :o)
So what's the problem? Buy a fucking cheeseburger for $1300!
Do I hafta think of EVERYTHING!?
Cheee...
They asked me when payday was & I slammed 'em. That'll teach THEM. until I need to use the card again I guess. dammit.
Thanks for the laugh! I really needed it right now. And if you hadn't said so, I would have believed the whole thing transpired between toi and them!
American Express: bastards. I prefer to use whatever credit card my brother leaves lying around, that's the best credit card in my opinion...
You're putting my gift card on your business's expense account?
Shady bastard.
(pssst... can you email me the name and number of your accountant?)
Oh that was good! I needed that today :D
*fucknut* ((giggle))
you have $38,000 on your credit card? ouch, dude.
How convenient. It's hard to stop when getting into those conversations!!! I love going on and on to make them say retarded shit over and over. I wonder if the other person every realizes how stupid they sound? Doubtful.
Avitable's excessive lifestyle has finally caught up with him!
My condolences.
Just last Saturday I had a similar debate with a Bitch of America telephone rep... my credit card payment was due on Saturday, I went inside to the open branch and paid CASH on Saturday, but they wouldn't calculate any Saturday transactions until Monday, as Saturday is not considered a business day. Well, if Saturday is not a banking or business day, then why the f*ck are the doors open on a Saturday?! It obviously IS! Unless, of course, you're using circular, asinine logic. Aaauugh!
Poppy, true. Robot engagement is pricy.
Mist, I do too.
Charles, it does, doesn't it?
Dramedy, it's in the mail.
RW, brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?
Tug, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Barb, I routinely get told that I will be exterminated by customer service representatives.
Britt, I got you a pony, not a gift card.
Robin, happy to have amused you with my horrible, horrible pain.
Dawn, it's corporate. And it's revolving.
Video, just accuse them of being a robot. Problem solved.
Dave, I know, flying around the world on a private jet with diamond-encrusted hos at my side - it couldn't last.
Cat, it's obnoxious, ain't it?
Oh wow, that was really funny lol. It made me laugh
By the way, I love your secret password. Very creative 
Funniest.
Story.
Everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
My secret password on one of my bank accounts is "twatmuffin".
I love it when my husband has to call on my accounts. *LOL*
CP.
Misery, thanks. It's better than may last one: cuntlicious.
CP, twatmuffin is a good one.
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