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Gravatar I am so sad for you at all the fun, silly stuff you haven't done yet!

You've never been in a snowball fight? I know you live in FL NOW - but you're from fucking BOSTON for Pete's sake!


Gravatar I moved when I was 3. I may have had a snowball fight at some point, but I really don't remember.


Gravatar So I understand how water is getting in your nose when you kiss in the rain, but how is it getting in your shit? Is this when you're camping or are you just being a disgusting fucker and going wherever?


Gravatar I'm with you on the cruises. Not all they're cracked up to be, although my reasons are different. I remember feeling bored and claustrophobic. My sister said I was crazy. That I was the only person in the world who doesn't LOVE going on a cruise.

What was your New York Times quote?


Gravatar "Or formal attire required for a dinner that is not worth it"

exactly why we didn't eat at the formal dinner anytime during the cruise. I prefer hamburgers and pizza anyway.

and I've never tried sushi! on the last day of the cruise did we realized there was an entire sushi buffet right on the ship - it would have been the perfect time to try some new stuff!


Gravatar As far as cassette to MP3 goes, use Audacity http://audacity.sourceforge.net/ . Get a wire with double male mic plugs on the end, put it in your cassette players headphone jack and your computer's line in jack, and experiment. I did this with some 8 tracks (shut up) and it worked out fine.


Gravatar You shave your own balls? I make the neighbors shave mine. You never heard such whining...


Gravatar Of course you shave your balls. The local spas here doesn't allow for ball waxing. Not that I've called every spa in town to find out.


Gravatar The poor oranges! i remember that! you were on your way to get me and utterly confused the state police when you called in to report that you weren't running from the scene and gave a Missouri address to go with your Virginia drivers license to the Florida State police...


Gravatar Clown, groan.

Cat, thank you! Amy and I both think they're horrible. The boredom and claustrophobia is just another part of what we disliked.

Dawn, yeah, I prefer hamburgers and pizza, too, but it was just obnoxious that we couldn't even go to the nice dinner unless it was at the designated time and if we were dressed up. I felt like I was in a retirement home.

Nuggie, thanks!

Mr. Fab, yeah, you'd think that they'd appreciate the chance to do so. I ask my 16-year old female neighbor to do it sometimes, but she just calls the cops.

Mist, they don't? I used the ball washer at the golf course one time, but they weren't too happy about that.

Julianne, that's the time. I had to get an attorney to fight the ticket so that the truck driver couldn't sue me, since I didn't have insurance at the time. It's all your fault!


Gravatar 12. Watched a lightning storm at sea - On my first (and last) cruise. I also watched an old couple make out at sea.

Did they remove their teeth to do so?


Gravatar on #150 I first thought you said "I told my friends not to buy a Gigi."

I was like "why not? Gigis can be fun!"


Gravatar Denise, yes they did. And then the teeth made out.

Beth, what's a gigi?


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