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So this is the creative process you go through to come up with funny stuff. Interesting... really... especially since those faces are very similar to the faces new prisoners make when getting "bitched up". I wonder what that means???
Yellow is definately not your color though.
I can relate. Except it usually involves me running into another room because one's coming really quickly.
Oh this is brilliant. I'm going to print them out and have them matted and framed as an "artistic series" and hung in my guest bathroom.
I'm never using Brit's guest bathroom.
*wink*
Wow. I never realized how hairy you are. :P
This is, without question, the greatest blog entry ever.
Thank you.
p.s. I just farted. Or cracked a joke. I'm not sure which...
My favorite part of this whole post is that you actually have a "poop" category. You are the shit. I mean that in a good way.
for some reason I started singing:
"Ooh, ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell?"
WD, it is like getting anally pleasured, yes.
Mist, you get inspiration after Mexican, too?
Britt, I think that is a great idea. Send me pics.
J., why not? You'll be inspired.
Denise, I am part gorilla. I haven't shaved in a week, either.
Todd, thanks!
Video, I was going to accept your praise and not say anything, but I don't have categories - they're just tags for technorati. If I had categories, though, I'd have a poop one.
That just pulled a muscle face looks like I feel after the successful shit. It also is the look the toddler gives me when I tell her something patently stupid, like don't eat the cat food.
This is what I look like when I watch David Caruso attempting to "act" in an episode of CSI Miami.
At first glance I thought you had a suit on. whew. Better now...
Avi - you simply cannot let Dave get away with bashing Heratio. You just can't.
Tell him how wonderful and inspiring it is that H could say "Tonight? It's pot roast. Oh yes, it's pot roast" and it would sound all cool and mysterious and stuff.
Go on.. it's your blog... tell him!
U R gr0dY. hehehe
No joke - Mark just walked by, screamed at your picture and ran away.
You've scared him for life, lol. THANKS!
Tracy, apparently we have even more in common than I originally thought.
Dave, yeah, I could see that.
Tug, never!
Britt, who's Heratio? Is that David Caruso's character? I'm sorry, sweetheart, but David Caruso sucks donkey balls.
Poppy, yup.
Misery, I aim to please!
I'm now hanging a mirror in front of my toilet. I must know if this it what happens to my face when I'm not paying attention.
Hilarious. Nice parallel. And here I thought your comic skills were always natural and effortless. Reading that blog entry is like watching Seinfeld's docu- movie "Comedian"... one realizes it takes hard work to be funny... or have a good bowel movement, as it were.
That final look is the one I get when the gaseous goes liquid, if you know what I mean.
We like getting the poop on how it's done! Thanks!
not shit, but sometimes hairy vagina marys.
I am so not digging the yellow. Try purple...and go for the Grape Ape look.
CP.
Biff, thanks for the visit and comment. Just have your friends videotape you while you poop - that's what I do.
Cat, exactly. Even though I make it look like cake, it's quite a bit of blood, sweat, poop and tears.
Kal, I do indeed.
RW, no problem. I excrete interesting stories!
Crystal, yeah, I don't even want to think about that post anymore.
CP, yeah, the yellow is horrible, but I had to go with what I had.
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